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SPEAKER_01:This is sweet, baby J. What you just said written on paper.
SPEAKER_07:It is the biggest fire I've ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_06:This is great.
SPEAKER_03:After this, I'm gonna get off here and I'm gonna drag it in the oh.
SPEAKER_06:This is the Eric. At least I know two plus two is fire. And this is the FMJ Podcast Podcast.
SPEAKER_01:Welcome back to another beautiful episode of the FMJ Podcast where we make all of your wildest fantasies come true. I'm just kidding, we don't do that unless you send every nude that you have in your phone to Grizz right now. Man and bring it on. Bring it on. I don't I'm not picking. I'm not picking. I'm not picking. Buddy said, Buddy said, mailbox is open.
SPEAKER_04:Wide open, baby.
SPEAKER_01:This phone dry as hell. Anyway. I'm sorry. Are we starting? Are we starting early?
SPEAKER_07:We're coming in hot.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we are. What a landing. Anyway, um, yeah. Uh I I think we have some some it's it's like Halloween or something tomorrow, so that'll be cool, right? Um, so we have that going on, but because of that, I would like to check everybody's pulse and see how they're doing because some of us might be scared, might be spooked. Ooh. It's ghastly. Let me let me let me see. Let me see, let me see. Um, how about you know what, Chris? Yeah, what's your pulse look like?
SPEAKER_03:Well, where is my pulse looking like? What if I just did like the Jason thing where I'm just like kept in quiet?
SPEAKER_04:What's your pulse? Cricket, dog cricket. Here we go. Hold on, where's it?
SPEAKER_01:There it is. Hell yeah. Hey Grizz, what's your pulse?
SPEAKER_03:Is he there? Hello? Grizz! Uh yeah, man. Uh things have been gone going pretty good. I got a little tiny baby promotion at work.
SPEAKER_00:Nice.
SPEAKER_03:Um yeah. Moving from parking cars to fixing stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Fixing cars. Essentially. Well not so much. Not quite.
SPEAKER_03:Not quite. Um, yeah, it's I don't I don't want to like I don't want to stay at this hotel longer than I need to, but I figure while I'm there I could level up a little bit, get a little bit more consistency in the scheduling, and um sack away a little bit of a bag, you know. Just give myself a little savings, you know, stack up some bread and shit. Yeah, and then um kind of go from there. Um other than that, everything's been pretty chill. Just been it's getting cold here. Seattle's cold now. It's like 10 degrees Celsius. Um, I was gonna say basically in freedom units, please. Yeah, it's like it's like around uh I'd say like high 40s, low 50s, okay in freedom units. Uh so it's pretty chilly. It's kind of uh yeah. You know, it just it was dry today, but it rained the last few days. It's gonna rain again coming up. We're the it's we're approaching the weather that everyone thinks Seattle is all the time.
SPEAKER_01:All the rain.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, or sunshine. She's about to get wet.
SPEAKER_01:Ooh, she about to be at least it's not gonna be as dry as that phone. Wait, wait, wait, for the joke. So since we're since we're having a a wonderful special today, because again, it's Halloween tomorrow. So Grizz, we all dressed up for the occasion. Grizz, would you like to tell the listeners what you're dressed up as?
SPEAKER_03:Can I guess? Wait, wait, wait. This is a costume?
SPEAKER_01:Oh shit. Is that is that just is that just your face? That's so fucking funny. Wait a minute. Wait, we're dressing up. I just want to I you you know he wants to guess.
SPEAKER_06:Freddy.
SPEAKER_01:I was gonna I was gonna say uh uh uh who is it Casey from the Ninja Turtles.
SPEAKER_03:You know what? That is actually no bullshit who Casey Jones. Casey Jones look at his socks. Look at him!
SPEAKER_01:He's Casey Jones. All you need is a baseball bat. It's a hockey stick, but you know what? I'll let I'll allow it. I'll allow it.
SPEAKER_04:You said all you need is a baseball bat. It's a hockey stick, yeah. It's a hockey stick, actually.
SPEAKER_03:You want to you want to know what's you want to know what's fucked up, though? Yes, I forgot it was a hockey stick too, so I was like, yeah, the baseball hat's over there.
SPEAKER_01:He's about to grab one.
SPEAKER_06:To be honest, yes, yes, it is a hockey stick. That's his main tool. Yes.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, here we go.
SPEAKER_06:But in his biggest, yes, in his bag, he has multiple weapons and it's all sport related. What is he?
SPEAKER_01:What is what is he main, what's his main go-to? Doesn't matter. What's a hockey stick? Hockey stick, hockey stick. I ain't worried about side pieces, bruh. Um hockey stick. Hockey stick.
SPEAKER_07:I want that main.
SPEAKER_01:That's right. I need my main bitch. I need my main bitch. That's hockey stick.
SPEAKER_03:Because that bitch is my pen. You know what I'm saying? That's right.
SPEAKER_01:Ain't no bitch like my bitch, cuz my bitch is the pin. He knows what's up.
SPEAKER_06:Hold on, time, and if I'm not mistaken. Yes. When he was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, uh huh, he hit one of the foot soldiers, and they did a babe roof sound effect, and he said, Oh, it's out of here. Uh-huh. Nice.
SPEAKER_01:Congratulations. You watched a movie 1992. Probably somewhere around there. Anyway, we are Grizz. Did you ever did you ever say who you were, or are you running with Casey Jones? Oh no.
SPEAKER_03:So uh yeah, I decided to gust off the old Jason Voorhees mask that um Mi Padre made out of leather. This is the leather one. Very nice. Look at it. Look at it.
SPEAKER_01:Can we call you leatherface? You know, for the joke. What's great is it's not the joke. I know, right? Because you're wearing leather.
SPEAKER_03:Yes, sir. Hey, yeah, that's how I am. Your favorite mama's boy. Let's go. Mama. Mama.
SPEAKER_01:Mama. Well, I gotta shut you up, don't I? God, I forgot about that. Turn that down. My apologies. Yeah, my apologies. I don't need my phone screaming at me. I didn't hear it. Oh, thank God. Oh, I didn't even hear it.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I was like, what are you talking about? Anyway, so so Grizz, Jason Voorhees, or Casey Jones. Uh, whichever you want.
SPEAKER_03:Jason Voorhees and Jason Jones. Yeah, Jason Jones.
SPEAKER_01:I like it. Casey Voorhees or Jason Jones, whichever way you want to go. Just mash them together. The mix-up you never knew you needed. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03:Well, at least I know what I'm painting now.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Oh, dude.
SPEAKER_03:That would actually be legit.
SPEAKER_01:What a great idea.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Somebody write that down. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01:Talking to myself.
SPEAKER_03:Write that down so you don't forget it. Yeah, hold on.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, right. Write that down so you don't forget it. You see, you see Yeti over there? Grizz? You see Yeti over there? He can't he can't help us.
SPEAKER_07:Let me get my monocle.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Indubitably.
unknown:Indubitably.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, and I was just wrong.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, no, he's holding it. That hit him.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, it was Ralph that hit him. Oh, so there you go. You were wrong.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, no baseball bat.
SPEAKER_01:No, he's got two baseball bats. See. He had two. See, see. Yeti has this.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, yeti.
SPEAKER_01:Yeti has this issue where he's seen the one thing that that that started Casey Casey Jones, and he's like, yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh, that's it. Again, that's three baseball. Well, that's that's that's that's like, what is that? Cricket?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, cricket.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Indubitably. Indubitably. God damn it. That is that is that is amazing, by the way. That is that is fantastic. So everything sounds like it's going pretty well in your world, Grizz. Uh so far so good. Good, good. Yeti! Yes. Let's see if we can get it right this this this week, folks. What does your pulse look alike?
SPEAKER_06:Kinda low.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Why is that? I'm thinking I'm thinking it's around six, seven. What?
SPEAKER_08:Six? Seven let's go. Wait.
SPEAKER_03:For the joke. I have one question. Yes. Yes. Where did you guys get those shirts?
SPEAKER_01:You're gonna have to ask Yannie because I was not there when they were purchased.
SPEAKER_06:So I got a guy. I know a guy.
SPEAKER_01:Enough time. That's it. I got a guy. I I know a guy. Cool. Say less. Because I don't want to know the guy. At this point, I don't want to know the guy.
SPEAKER_06:So you ready for this? You ready for this, Chris? Do you remember my Kendrick Lamar shirt?
SPEAKER_01:Oh shit. Did you go to the same place? It's the same guy. You fucking turd. Wait, is he local? Yeah. He's at the mall. He's at the mall, so I mean, I mean, that's pretty local, right? Right. That's pretty local. That's fairly local. That's fairly local.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_06:He's like, what's going on, man? Yeah. He's like, not much. He's like, I'm working on a big order of hoodies. And I was like, Is it a big order though? Yeah, he had like 15, 20 hoodies he was trying to do.
SPEAKER_01:Or like six, seven. Damn. I'm sorry. I apologize. Coming in clutch. I mean, the numbers are pretty dope, not gonna lie. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, they're kind of like flame.
SPEAKER_01:They're fired. Yes, they're fired. Wait, wait. For the joke. Do you see how you see how many jokes are landing? Do you see how many jokes are landing immediately, like one after another?
SPEAKER_03:Because 6-7's the hot dog. That's right.
SPEAKER_01:And we're not getting sued. Our shit works. I'm sorry. Wait, for the joke. Indubitably.
SPEAKER_02:Indubitably.
SPEAKER_01:This is gonna be one of the best shows ever. Anyway, Yeti. So tell us why tell us why your pulse is around six seven.
SPEAKER_08:No shit.
SPEAKER_06:Tell us why your pulse is around there. And it smells like that's all. And I'm dropping that like dead.
SPEAKER_08:He's trying to survive. He's trying to survive.
SPEAKER_06:I'm holding my breath and my heart rate's just dropping.
SPEAKER_08:My dude was crap dusted.
SPEAKER_04:The worst time. He doesn't have barbarian dust. Exactly. Fuck man.
SPEAKER_07:That was the realest document I've ever heard. He's really upset right now.
SPEAKER_01:Felt that in my soul.
SPEAKER_05:Felt that in my soul. I was good up until that point.
SPEAKER_01:Now you now your uh pulse is a little higher.
SPEAKER_06:Nah, to be fair, man. I've been I've been on vacation all week, man. I've just been chilling. We've been playing some uh uh Borderlands 4.
SPEAKER_01:Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Um dope. We're getting my daughter Bassinet trained, if that's appropriate to say, yeah. We're just trying to get her, we're just trying to get her more appropriate. Why wouldn't it be appropriate? Because we're trying to get her trained. Yeah, but it's just when you say I'm gonna go train her, I'm gonna train my training dog. Right, like I'm like that's uh yeah, whatever. Anywho, roll over sit, stay.
SPEAKER_03:Fuck them blue hair people. Oh that's training kid.
SPEAKER_06:All right, all right. Well, if we're gonna be like that, then yeah, so I'm trying to do that. Nah, because like like to be fair, like when you have a kid, you don't you hate hearing her cry or them cry. So like you you lay them down, and the moment they become like restless or crying, you want to just pick them up and hold them. Why? Because it stops the crying too. It's just it's just the easiest way to do it.
SPEAKER_01:Well, nobody ever picks me up and holds me when I cry.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, well, you're not also not pushing yourself.
SPEAKER_01:That's not they that's not necessarily true. What if I do poop myself? And then I start crying, have you? And nobody's gonna come hold. What if I do it right now?
SPEAKER_05:Dude, I I'll I'll come over and pick you up right now and rock you. Hold me. Are you gonna hold me? You're gonna pick me up. I will change your draws. Oh yeah, you got you.
SPEAKER_04:It's okay, Ch it's okay.
SPEAKER_00:I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03:Oh man, we didn't even start on the wheels, dude.
SPEAKER_06:We started on the ground, and we haven't left the ground yet. I don't think we are, bro. That's why the Boeing planes landed. It never left.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, anyway, anyway. Um, so yeah, you're you're you're training, you're training your daughter, right?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, and and it's going good. Last night, uh, we put her down at like eight, I want to say. I took a shower, and then I was a dumbass and played Xbox till 2 a.m.
SPEAKER_01:That's what you get.
SPEAKER_06:Where I should have said, oh, she's sleeping. Let's go. That's what you should. Yeah. Dude, I would have went nine, ten, eleven, twelve, one. That would have been six straight hours of sleep.
SPEAKER_07:Or or hear me out.
SPEAKER_06:Seven.
SPEAKER_05:Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_01:For the joke. Yeah, it was crazy. That's well hanging, bro. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was. He seen that shit and said, Yeah, got it. It was right next to his face.
SPEAKER_05:Hmm. Yeah. Like this mic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it doesn't look right. Um that's that's I was doing this. I was like, oh yeah. Doesn't look right. So anyway, that's good though. Um sounds like everything's going swell in your neck of the woods, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:I did have a little food poisoning or a 24-hour bug on my own.
SPEAKER_01:Whatever, whatever it was.
SPEAKER_06:Fucking wild.
SPEAKER_01:With your nasty with your nasty ass.
SPEAKER_06:Dude, I was I was puking nonstop, bro. Damn. Yeah. I puked probably probably close to 10 times.
SPEAKER_01:Gross.
SPEAKER_06:Like after I told you, I was like, yo, I gotta after I told you I gotta go do it. I g I I like my stomach hurts.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you were gone for you were gone for a minute.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, I was like, I have to go handle this. And then like after I went to go handle it and started the process. I gotta handle it. Someone said open the floodgates and then just let it come out. That's fair, that's fair.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, well, I'm glad you're doing better now. Everybody is here doing swell. Um, in case people were wondering, Grizz is dressed as uh Jason Voorhees or Casey Jones, whichever you prefer. Casey, Casey Voorhees, whichever you imagine. Yeah, whichever you imagine. And then Yeti and I we had to come in and do a team thing. I've got I've got a shirt on with a fiery, fiery six, six, seven, and yeti's got the fiery seven on his chest. So we're just six, seven and all over the place. We'll probably annoy the hell out of you this episode, which I don't really care.
SPEAKER_03:That's it's Flego.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, in it, innit? Look at it. Ari Look at it, just fire.
SPEAKER_06:I I thought about going kind of goofy with it, but nah, it had fire.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. That's the way that's the way it needed to be. This right here, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:And he and it turned out really clean.
SPEAKER_01:It did, it did, it doesn't honest for me. It doesn't look too bad.
SPEAKER_06:No, it doesn't. It doesn't look too bad. It looked like Human Torch came over and jizzed on us.
SPEAKER_01:I'm not gonna go that far. So anyway. Yeah, you heard him. You heard what the fuck he said.
SPEAKER_03:Indubitably. That is the greatest fucking shit ever.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway. Yeah, that's that's what we're dressed up as. Um uh Casey Voorhees and apparently uh human torch jizz, whatever, whatever Yeti just called us. Johnny Storm came in and said, uh, Jiz Buggets.
SPEAKER_05:Why are we saying why are we saying why are we dogging ourselves, bro? Yeah, what'd you do?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I don't know, but the jokes are just non-stop today. So anyway, good thing everybody is uh you know doing swell. I don't know where Templeton is temp temple. What Templeton is? Um he's probably sleeping, if I had to guess. He probably took a nap and didn't wake up. Not that way, like he didn't have a you know an alarm set or anything. I had to bring that back really fast. Yeah, that's that's that's not what I meant. He probably took a nap.
SPEAKER_07:I didn't even take it that way, but you were like, no, no, no, he like didn't set an alarm or something.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he didn't set an alarm. He he went to he took a nap, but then went to sleep, right? Like he didn't set anyway, moving on. Um, who wants entertainment news? Because this has gone left.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, let's hear it. Bring us right.
SPEAKER_01:You want entertainment news, Grizz?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Um I think we all know by now. Versus has returned. Wait, we gotta do it right, we gotta do it right, we gotta do it right. Versus has returned. Uh, Grizz, do you know what Versus is? Nope.
SPEAKER_03:Unfortunately. That's okay. You guys were talking about it in the chat, and I was like, I don't know what this is. And then I got busy and forgot to look it up.
SPEAKER_01:That's fair, that's fair. Um, so what Versus is, it's a um it started off on um, I think Timbaland was the producer of it, and it's basically like a before when it first started. It's like a three-hour concert because they would take um a certain artist and pit them against another artist, and you know, they would go they'd they'd bring like twenty of their best songs, I believe, uh, in their library, and then they'd just kind of like you know go head to head who had the better catalog, right? Okay, they had a yeah, it's it's pretty dope. They had a it is one well, I think one of the best ones was with DMX and I think it was Snoop Dogg. It was DMX versus Snoop Dogg, and they were just vibing out the whole time. I do recommend you watch that one. It was one of the best. Yes.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, honestly, yeah. Where would me and the listeners who haven't seen this watch it from?
SPEAKER_01:So you could go to YouTube and find Versus, and it's spelled V E R Z U Z, not S-U-S. So yeah, it's not sus.
SPEAKER_04:It's z.
SPEAKER_01:Z, z. Versz. So when you pronounce it, versus so so you kind of have to say like Rick Ross. Versus. Anyway. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? Rick Ross catches trays for me like all the time, and I don't know why.
SPEAKER_03:So it's alright. He he can handle it.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, he's gonna he's gonna meet me one day and probably punch me in the throat. So anyway, versus is a lot of fun. Um, and they returned uh last weekend, last Saturday, I believe, Saturday night, um, where they kicked it off with no limit versus cash money. Right. And it was it was entertaining to say the least. Um chock full of nostalgia, but go ahead, go ahead, Yeti.
SPEAKER_06:No, I was just gonna fill some people in with some songs. Like back in the day, cash money was known for like bling bling. Um, was it back that ass up? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Uh I want you back that ass up.
SPEAKER_06:Back that ass up. Yep. Uh what was what was the other one that with that big timers made that was real popular?
SPEAKER_01:Um my god. What's uh yeah, well, I'm throwing a booze of the Puta Gucci suit. Still fly, still fly, still fly, still fly, still fly.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah. Um and then no lame it had like to make him say, uh it ain't my fault. Uh uh hootie who for the record, I was naming off No Limit songs real easy there, so you know who I was vibing with.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you know who is a fan of.
SPEAKER_06:Um yeah, so I I enjoyed it. It was it was sh it was one of the shorter ones.
SPEAKER_01:For sure.
SPEAKER_06:Um and I I don't I you know I kind of don't mind it because it was kind of like to the point. I don't know. They cut through all the crap, but yeah, like it was it was like literally just song after song after song after song after song, and then we're done. Yeah, so it felt like a mini concert almost, and and I kind of like like Master P that's what he said it was. He said it was a celebration. He's like, this ain't no battles, this is celebration. And I will say, when it was over, I did feel like it was more of a celebration. When the smoke settled and I took time to think about it, I do feel that No Limit demolished him. I mean, and I think they took the cake out of it when Bergman was trying to say that he he started the stunting stuff with the tattoos on your face and and and the blinged out rides and stuff like that. And master pre was like, no, no, no, you're right. You started that stunting stuff, but I was from Uptown too, and I started this stuff, and he he immediately went into uh thought about it. And the transition into that, like it it it it was it it felt like he set Burman up, and then Birdman was like playing along with it, and then he just spiked the ball in his face. He's like boom, gotcha kid, and it was it was just it was a lot of fun to watch. And if you grew up on that kind of music and you and you listened to that music, like you definitely vibed with it, and yeah, it was it was definitely a lot of fun to watch. One of my one of my favorite verses was the locks versus three six mafia. Now I don't think the locks should have gone against three six mafia.
SPEAKER_01:Was it three six? I don't think it was three six. That was I thought I thought it was dipset.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, you're right. My bad. I don't know why I was thinking yeah, it was. It was Dipset. I don't think they should have gone with D dipset. I think they should have gone with 3-6.
SPEAKER_01:Ah, that's what you were thinking.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, that's that's what I think. I I just think Dipset. I don't think Dipset, I don't think they got a catalog like the locks.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, I mean they do have a catalog, but is it as strong as the locks? No.
SPEAKER_06:No, no, and and and and and when Jada Kiss freestyled and murdered everybody on that stage and not a single one of them came out, it was to try to defend themselves.
SPEAKER_01:It was basically Jada Kiss versus Dipset. Like it was, it was really, really well. Like that again, now that one that one is solid because because Jada Kiss really did put on a show. So Grizz, like, if I were you, I would start. I mean, obviously watch them all if you get if you get the opportunity. Um, because I'm trying to remember who it was. I know it was young Jeezy against um somebody else who was yeah, Gucci Man, because they both they both had it real beef back in the day, and I don't know if it was ever like uh officially settled because it was like it was tense at some points during that one now where I was like, oh god, there's gonna be a fight that breaks out.
SPEAKER_06:Now Young Jeezy, young Jeezy has a song where he fucking disses Gucci Man like hardcore in the middle of one of his verses.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, he does.
SPEAKER_06:He didn't play that song at all, and that song's a huge hit of young Jeezy's.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, oh shit, which song is it? Asking for the audience. You motherfucker. He would he's like, you would ask.
SPEAKER_01:You would ask that.
SPEAKER_03:No, so it was you can write it down. You don't have to say it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, no, it was it was it it was interesting because Jada kissed or Jada kiss uh Jeezy decided not to do that, but I th I believe if I remember correctly, Gucci Mane played his that did have the diss in it, and that's why I was that's where I was like, ooh, I was like, oh, there might be a fight breaking out. There might be a fight breaking out. I was like, no way.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I understand wanting to like maybe Jeezy's trying to this is me speculating. Maybe maybe he's like, you know what, we've grown from this, let's move on, let's just have fun. Yep. And then like choosing to not do that song, but then to have like your your opponent not take the same high road, metaphoric high road, I suppose. Um I could I could see how that would be like really, dude? Uh is that what we're doing?
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_03:But at the same time, like this, they're both in the entertainment industry. And if you're if you're asking me honestly, I think Gucci Mane did the right thing, like do like do the song, man. Like it's this is all entertainment. Like if you can't take your emotions out, you shouldn't be up there anyway. Absolutely, absolutely. Otherwise, we go call you Aubrey or some shit.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, ooh shit. Aubrey, Aubrey. Cause here's the thing, because here's the thing. I mean, here we go. Cause here's the thing. Even if, even if it was a diss, like, if you which to be fair, like the jury's out if Gucci Mane is still feeling some kind of way about it, right? Obviously, I mean, you can look at it either way, um, with how he did it. Uh so uh with that being said, if it's one of your biggest songs, you know what I'm saying? You're there, you're you're there to have a good time, right? If we have grown from this, you can still like the song, right? Like, even if it's toward me, and I like if I'm like, you know what, I ain't even I ain't even bothered by that shit. It was years ago. We are very different people from back then, right? I can still appreciate it. Good song if it's a good song, you know. Yeah, okay. I'm like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember when we were stupid and you were, yeah, but I got you back too, bro. Like, we could you could kind of go back and forth with that, but if you if you're truly over it, you should have no problem playing that. But I do understand his aspect of um I'm it's not about that, right? It's about the music and us being up here doing our thing, and not about you know, opening old wounds. Go ahead, Grizz.
SPEAKER_03:I do have a question. I agree, I agree with what you said. I do have a question. Is the format you go, I go, you go, or is it I go a bunch of times with songs and then you go to the game?
SPEAKER_01:It's it's I go, you go, I go, you go, I respond, you respond, yes.
SPEAKER_03:That's what I thought, yeah, but I just wanted to be sure. Now, is it the whole song or is it just like a verse from their song? It depends. It depends. Because I feel like I didn't think about it when you said verses, because it's like VS, right? Like you versus me.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_03:But then like then one of you mentioned like verse, and then I thought, oh shit, like that's a double entendre, right?
SPEAKER_01:It is. Yeah, because they're playing what I appreciate. Right. Cause so so a lot of a lot of the songs, like in between it all, they'll play like a verse. They'll do they'll do like the chorus in a verse. Or or you know, but like at the start of it, they might play like they might play, they might get away with a whole song. Definitely at the end, though, they'll play pretty much the whole song from each each uh each individual or each group. So you know they for time reasons.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, that checks too. Yes. So because like you can still have popular B B B track songs and they're only gonna play the snippets of them. They're only gonna play the chorus or or or or just a small little verse. Okay, okay, yeah. So but and how and who and how they decide who goes first. Um so to be fair, I've never watched like the full-on lead up. I always start it as soon as whatever. Then I know in the in this last one, Cash Money volunteered to go first.
SPEAKER_01:So I think that's how they that's how they typically do it, is you know, they'll they'll both get up there and they'll decide when they get up there. You want to go first, I'll go, you know, I'll go first, you go second. Um, because I want to say, I think during I think during the locks one they kind of did a little back and forth. And and and and the locks was like, nah, you you go ahead, you go ahead. Like with like basically like they knew the locks was filling themselves on that one, and rightfully so, especially how it how that ended up. But um Yeah, I I I'm pretty sure they leave it up to the artists or artists on on stage once they get up there on who on who goes first. But if you if you get a chance, Grizz, definitely check it out. Follow them on YouTube. Um, they're also on Instagram. Uh yeah all you gotta do is just like on on Saturdays, I believe it's gonna be for this for this season, Saturday nights, just look look for the uh notification and and tune in.
SPEAKER_03:I mean it's it's a live stream.
SPEAKER_01:It's a live stream, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Oh shit. Yeah, it's like I said, it's a it's like a concert.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's like a concert, bro.
SPEAKER_06:So they're up to around probably 30-ish verses. There's 25 that I that are showing, but there's a couple that I know that happened that aren't on this list. Yeah. Uh so it might be like 26 or 37. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Man, I really thought it was more like six or no. They've been they've been doing it a couple years.
SPEAKER_06:Like, I'm gonna I'm just gonna throw out some some random ones that were probably good. Um, Nelly versus Ludacris.
SPEAKER_01:Yep.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, Swiss Beats versus Timberland. That was a keep in mind, keep in mind, those guys didn't they don't they they they are in songs, but that one's more of produced songs.
SPEAKER_01:Yes.
SPEAKER_06:So Brandy versus Monica, little John T. Pang, uh Ryan Carey versus Beyonce. I remember that. Yep. Yep. Yep. Little Kim versus Nicki Minaj. So I mean yeah, another another producer. Yeah, that'd be fine.
SPEAKER_03:Uh now do they keep those on their YouTube after the live show? Like the clips?
SPEAKER_01:I I think so. You're you'd have to do it.
SPEAKER_06:So I don't know if they do. I'll go figure it out. To be honest, I tried to find them, and I maybe I was just looking at them wrong, but yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I thought they did. I don't know why. Maybe they put them in YouTube shorts. Maybe. Who knows? They've gotta be on the internet somehow.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they're they're dead. Yeah, because if I when I go to versus, well, yeah, when I go to versus they have the G Z versus Gucci main, they have the full versus battle.
SPEAKER_03:He maybe clip out the ones that like got a lot of uh viewership during the live.
SPEAKER_01:Maybe. Yeah, they got the versus monitor. Yep. Oh, look, Bone Thugs versus 3-6 mafia. That's that's who went up against 3-6 was Bone Thugs. The locks vs. Dipset.
SPEAKER_06:Uh yeah, those three are not in there. So they're they're like they could be up to near up to near 30. Give or take.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, just just jump on YouTube and you can find I'm sure you can find most of them on YouTube. Oh yeah. So that way you can you can get an idea of it. But yeah, just uh just take a look. You know, uh take a look. It's in a book. Okay. I'm sorry. That's that's so stupid. Oh yeah. That's so stupid. But no, like, so so Yeti, just real quick, um like was it what you thought it was gonna be? Is that what you expected it to turn out?
SPEAKER_06:100%, without a doubt. Yeah, yeah, 100%. 100%.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. So when you watched it, did you put it up on the big screen?
SPEAKER_06:And did you put on some put on some sound sound because so I I was off and on with the with the with the show because my my little one was having a hissy fit during the time. So I I wasn't able to like fine-tune watch it, but I definitely had it on loud enough to like hear it in the background, and I was like, Oh, it's okay, Daddy's got you.
SPEAKER_01:Introduce territory, no limit, and cash money early. But no, that's that's pretty cool. Because usually, like when when I was like caught up in versus, like I'd put it on the on the on the big screen and put that surround sound on and just have a whole like ah going crazy. So yeah, like I said, it's it's like a concert. So just give yourself give yourself that opportunity to enjoy what versus is. Um yeah, get into it. I think I think you'll find yourself enjoying it quite a bit. Um because of course they so depending on who they get up there, they'll reach into the archives like the last one they just had last week, and you'll hear some oldies and you'll hear some ones that are kind of newish.
SPEAKER_06:Um one more little thing. Yes. Did you hear that Jay-Z said that there's nobody right now that could match him on stage for a versus battle and he would never do it for that reason?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I heard that, but I think it's just him running from smoke. That's all that is. He doesn't he he that that's all that is. That is literally all that is. That's been Jay Z and few people. Thank you, thank you, Jason. But like, like he's been he's been ducking smoke ever since he he was he was like intimidated by DMX's success back in like 1998.
SPEAKER_06:To be fair, DMX can go toe-to-soe with him.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, he could. But if you watch his uh uh Oh my god, whatever show it's on, but he does they they they I think they sit in a barber shop or something like that, and they chit-chat about things from in the past, and he talks about when he was on the there was a tour they were all on, I don't remember what it was, but it it was Jay-Z, uh, there was DMX, there was a bunch of other artists. And he always he he he remembers the time because DMX goes on before him, and he was like he got on the stage and he was like everybody everybody's like going crazy, right? And then all of a sudden, like you just hear the growl, you hear him go and he said the crowd just went fucking nuts, and then everybody no no no no no no no, but the Woodstock the Woodstock one is absolutely fucking amazing. Like that's yes it is that that just watching that is that on YouTube? Yes, it is. Yeah, what what if you get a chance check check out the snippet of the DMX at Woodstock? Yes, DMX at Woodstock, fucking amazing. And this and that's what I mean by he was intimidated by it because he was talking about how he you know he did the growl, everybody went nuts, and then he started doing and then he got you know got into a song, started all that, and then he and then like near the end he'd break into a prayer and everybody's crying, and it's like there's just these huge waves of emotions.
SPEAKER_07:How do you follow that?
SPEAKER_01:Exactly. That's why he said, I gotta go on there after that. And then he's like, he's like, you know, you got all that, and then he comes on there and he's uh um uh uh which was it? Uh it's a hard knock live. Or he's like, how do how do I follow that? And I'm like, you can't, and that's where I'm saying you just gotta get in it, exactly, and you just kind of have to you know do the do the best you can with what you got. But from for me, for me, I think Jay-Z has always been intimidated by DMX's success and how quickly he came to fame because his first two albums had like zero freaking advertisement, like there was no real like release type deal, like a huge release thing for it's dark and hell is hot and flesh in my flesh, blood in my blood. Anyway, that's for another topic.
SPEAKER_00:That's for that's for another show.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna I did have a quick question about uh it it's it's in it has to do with verses, and it's who would you guys say could go against Jay-Z? He he you're saying he says he'll never do it because there's nobody. But who do you two think?
SPEAKER_06:I mean, you want I'll give you a list right now, to be honest with you, and I'm not gonna huge fan of him. Little Wayne can go to toe-to-toe with him. M and M go to toe-to-toe with him. I would say M.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I would I would probably say M. M would be fun. Oh, yeah, M would be a lot of fun. Nas could Nas Nas could easily easily, easily Nas could do it. Yeah, easily Nas could do it.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Okay. Yeah, then that's just four without me even like really like trying to think about it. Yeah, because once you once you get into the I'm not breaking groups up, because there's people in groups that I think could also hang with them. But they're gonna be they're gonna be coming from group songs. Yep. Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_01:That is very true. But yeah, there there's there's there's a few out there that could easily stack up to his catalog.
SPEAKER_06:I think I think Snoop has enough too.
SPEAKER_01:He could Snoop could pull it off. I mean Snoop's always in the freaking in the news or in the media somewhere. He's he's 50 Cent. I don't think 50 I don't think 50's strong enough to go up against Jay-Z. I don't I don't know. You don't think he has enough? I don't think it's catalog. I think he has enough. I don't think his catalog is strong enough to go against Jay-Z.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, that's fair.
SPEAKER_03:Well, let me let me let's rephrase it then. Would would you would you enjoy watching those two go toe-to-toe? Jay-Z. Jay-Z or of New York, that's what you play it off in. Because I even even even if you don't think he has the catalog, it would still be like for me, I think that would be a fun show.
SPEAKER_01:It would be a fun show. Jay Z is the king of New York. Not Jay-Z. 50 Cent 50 Cent is a performer. I mean, at that point, why not just have Jay-Z and Nas?
SPEAKER_03:No, yeah. True, for sure.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, but I think I think 50 would be if you have 50 Cent like to hype it up even more, because I think you're right. I think people would say 50, like, he's good. He's he's he's got the music.
SPEAKER_01:And he's a business, and he's a businessman, and he's a businessman first. So I think he I think the promotion for that for that episode would be Stellar. It would go something like that. Yeah, it'd be it'd be Stellar. But I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Let me yes. I won't I wanted to ask one more. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off.
SPEAKER_01:It's all good.
SPEAKER_03:Um, if not against Jay-Z, who would you think would be a better fit against 50 Cent?
unknown:Ah!
SPEAKER_03:Jaw rule. Yeah, immediately, immediately. I I've I've I'm embarrassed. Well, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, jaw rule. Yeah, that that is the obvious answer. And here's the thing, here's the thing, here's the thing.
SPEAKER_01:Jaw rule it. Yes, they would, they would do it. They absolutely would. Because 50 50 money, dog Curtis, Curtis fucking Jackson is is just enough of a man child to absolutely go against uh jaw rule and and just troll him the entire night. That that's entire night. That's that's exactly what he would do. It'd be fun to watch.
SPEAKER_03:We should fucking at them with this shit.
SPEAKER_01:We should. We should because jaw rule versus 50 cents.
SPEAKER_03:If if they're not thinking about it, if they're not and we put it on their radar, then they start thinking about it. If it makes sense to us, it'll make sense to them.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly. That's our idea, by the way.
SPEAKER_06:Yo, in the beef, in the beef on versus stage. Let's go, right?
SPEAKER_04:50 50 chapter.
SPEAKER_01:I I wish it would be that. I wish it, I wish you could do that. 50 would never Jackson would never. That's the problem.
SPEAKER_04:He's taking this shit. He's taking this shit indubitably to the grave.
SPEAKER_01:Indubitably, to the grave to the grave. Because that that man can't, he's petty. We can petty himself. I know that's why that's why I said it's a whole nother episode. We need to cover it about that, but it's all good. It's all good.
SPEAKER_06:But yeah, these are legit questions and legit scenarios.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so that that's why we need to do a music one. Um, we might actually cover versus we I think we should. I think we should. I think we should.
SPEAKER_03:Let's do it next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll watch a few and we'll get uh we'll get uh me up to speed.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, that'll work, that'll work, that'll work, and then we'll do the we'll do a versus episode. So anyway, um, with that being said, after all that wonderful entertainment news that got us on a whole new train track. Yeti.
SPEAKER_06:Yes.
SPEAKER_01:I think you have a Reddit roulette that we need.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, so let me get my phone right here that's already pulled up. Wake, wake, wake it up, wait, wait, wake it up. Well what happened to it. There you go. Am I the asshole?
SPEAKER_08:Am I the asshole?
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_06:Okay. Moving on. Next question. One through one. Oh, come on.
SPEAKER_04:With this Halloween costume, you're not gonna be clicking a number between six and seven. Right. Six, seven.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, okay. They're gonna go between six. Seven.
SPEAKER_03:Uh eight. No, I'm fucking two. Didn't see that.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, he's he's doing eight. He's actually doing eight.
SPEAKER_04:He's actually doing it. Fuck. This isn't that bad.
unknown:Fuck.
SPEAKER_01:You say that until we get to seven and we're like, Jesus Christ, can we do this already? Yeah, Jesus Christ, can we do this already?
SPEAKER_06:We got there. At least I didn't say ten. Am I the asshole for being late?
SPEAKER_01:Yes, that that's Yeti. That's Yeti.
SPEAKER_08:He landed on his own story.
SPEAKER_04:I thought you deleted your Reddit account, bro. I thought that was a burger account, dog.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god, this is so it's so Yeti, is what he's thinking. It's so Yeti.
SPEAKER_01:He's like, this is so me.
SPEAKER_06:Okay. Two years ago.
SPEAKER_05:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_06:This is posted, this is posted three days ago. Gotcha. So two days ago, I, 20, met Henry at 18. I felt something flirty between us, and we decided that it wasn't for us since I was older and we were better being friends anyways. We never went on dates, so there ain't there isn't any romantic feelings left anymore. Last year, Henry met Anna, 23 through me, mutual friend, and they started chatting. Recently, Henry told me that Anna is hosting her event in her cafe to watch Hamilton with a bunch of people. Oh my god. Watch with a bunch of people, and I asked if I could come to since I always wanted to be there when Henry watches Hamilton for the first time. And Anna said yes. We decided to go together, and Anna avoided us the entire time, even when we tried to get her to sit with us. We decided to leave together as well. And she just said, Wow, that's weird, in a really strange tone. I urged Henry to plan something with her, just the two of them, because of her reaction. I went on I went to two more of those events, and we watched Mama Mia one into my suggestions that night before the next event. Henry texted me and told me that told me to be earlier than everyone else, and that I'm starting to dislike Anna. Okay. Four messages of Anna shit talking me, telling him that I'm an asshole for always being late. For context, I was never late for more than 10 to 15 minutes, which I thought was the norm since everyone else wasn't too punctual. And I always apologize. I have ADHD, and it's easy for me to lose track of time. She said that she chose the Mommy Mia movies because of me and waited in the cafe with me and Henry until my parents picked us up. So the l the least I can do is be more grateful, but I don't know what else I could have done. She also hinted that there's another bigger thing that she's mad about, but she won't say. She mentioned mentioned it several other times, but never said anything else. Henry said to talk to me about it, saying that if I knew I would never be late again. I decided not to go to events anymore. But the way Anna was talking about me has stuck with me. The way she called me immature for being late while she didn't have the maturity to tell me what was bothering her. She told Henry that I'm not friendly with the original poster anymore, and she knows it too. I didn't know it. She didn't act like anything was wrong aside from her comment in the first meeting. And what's the bigger thing she's upset about? Why won't she just communicate with me? Anna also invited him to a Halloween party and asked him to be her Gomez. She planned to go as Morticia Adams, which led me to believe that Anna has a crush on Henry, which is like which is ironic. Since she had given Henry shit about our age gap and how he was a minor when we met, but she has a bigger age gap with him. Nothing has ever happened between us, and there has never been a power imbalance because of her age gap. Henry thinks Anna's jealous of how close we are, and she just wants to make me look bad, and being late is just an excuse, but is giving me anxiety about it ever since. So Reddit, am I the asshole for being late? Jesus fucking Christ. I don't know. Everyone's the asshole.
SPEAKER_01:Grizzson raised his hand.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:How old are they again? Before I open my mouth, like twenties.
SPEAKER_01:Twenties. Twenties. I think the think the youngest is 18. Yeah. And the other ones were 27. No, 23, 20, and 18.
SPEAKER_06:Anna's 23. Henry's 18, and whoever the OP person is.
SPEAKER_01:I think she's 20. They are 20.
SPEAKER_03:No one's the asshole. They're all just immature.
SPEAKER_01:That's all it sounds like.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, who cares? Like, to be honest with you, 15-20 minutes, that's just fashionably late, bro. That ain't nothing.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, okay, so to be fair, some people it's a fucking movie night, bro. Come on. No, listen, like what I hear you.
SPEAKER_03:What time are we watching this movie? Two o'clock in the morning. God damn it, they're not here yet. I want to go to bed, bitch.
SPEAKER_01:Right. Shut up. They go to bed. Right. Right. Nobody's stopping you.
SPEAKER_03:Also, you're watching musicals.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. You're watching. You're watching Mamma Mia.
SPEAKER_03:You're gonna have a good time. Shut up. You're making it worse.
SPEAKER_01:Listen, listen, there are some people though that their their whole like Yeah, well, they're passionate, but their whole identity is being somewhere on time. Punctual. Punctuality.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I I get that. I like I don't like being late to things either, especially if it's shit that I like care about.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:But like 15 minutes, in my opinion, is not late.
SPEAKER_01:And that doesn't seem like too late.
SPEAKER_06:This is okay. You guys are talking to someone who's late to like 99% of everything.
SPEAKER_03:That's why we tell you the wrong time. Exactly.
SPEAKER_06:I know. Let me tell you, let me explain, okay? If it's if it is he said that's different. If it is anything that has a set time that begins at a set time, I'll make it there on that time. Yeah, we know. Yeah, that yeah, we know.
unknown:We know.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, this podcast number one. No, time out. This podcast, time out, this podcast is us friends hanging out having a good time. This doesn't fall into a mood. This doesn't count. This doesn't count or a hockey.
SPEAKER_01:I wasn't late, bro.
SPEAKER_05:I was upstairs.
SPEAKER_01:Like that's the crazy part. He's upstairs and he'll be late. This is different. No, that makes it worse. That you are literally only one flight of stairs away from being on the podcast. You're like, guys, I can't sorry I can't make it at 7 30. I'll be there, I'll be there at 8 15.
unknown:Listen.
SPEAKER_03:To be fair, today, today was my fault. But he said I was late today.
SPEAKER_01:No, I mean you had to work, so that's that's that's that's not that's totally different. I have a daughter. That's not that is fair. You do have you do have a daughter take care of, but even before, even pre baby yeti. I was I was even pre even pre-Baby Yeti. Daddy Yeti was late like all of the time. That's the running joke. Is that we wait we waiting for Yeti again?
SPEAKER_03:My man said the party don't start.
SPEAKER_05:I went I was I was yay little, and someone once told me just a just a wee lad.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, so someone once told me, like, always be fashionably late because they gave you the wrong advice. Like you nerds show up nerds on that one. Nah, nerds show up on time, cool people show up a little bit later. So I just always wanted to fit in. I always come in late.
SPEAKER_01:I almost spit my water out.
SPEAKER_04:He said, Nerds show up on time. Fuck your bitches. That's exactly that's what he heard. Cool.
SPEAKER_01:Only nerds, yeah, only nerds show up on time. What? What can you imagine? No, listen. Can you imagine showing up late to like a doctor's appointment? Sorry, being on time is for nerds. They're like, cool.
SPEAKER_04:Cool. You have to show back up next time.
SPEAKER_01:Right. Because we had to cancel your appointment. We had to cancel your appointment. And you're getting charged. And you're getting charged because you didn't call.
SPEAKER_03:You're ready? You're ready for it. Sounds like something a lame nerd would do. I'll see you next week.
SPEAKER_06:You ready? You're ready for a funny quick story? So when I was 18, this was the last dentist appointment that my mom made for me. I was in high school and shit.
SPEAKER_07:Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_06:I was 10, 15 minutes late, right? Uh-huh. Go figure. You're like shit. I walk in. I'm a nerd.
SPEAKER_04:15 minutes. Perfect.
SPEAKER_06:I I walk in, I say, yo, I just traffic, whatever. Can I still get it done? Nope. And how to get a cavity filled. They said. And I was like, well, we kind of put everything away. Yeah. I don't care. Just whatever's left out, you can do it with. She's like, we don't have any of the numbing stuff out. None of that stuff. I said, I don't care. Where did they put it?
SPEAKER_03:Fort Knox?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. She's like, I don't know. I don't know. I think what it was is she just didn't want to do it. Like none of the Disney one.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And she's like, it's four o'clock. I got I have to leave.
SPEAKER_06:They're like, I was like, listen, I don't want to do it with my mom. My mom will kill me if I don't get this cavity filled. And they said, Are you sure? I said, Yeah. I got that son of a bitch filled.
SPEAKER_01:So they did it without without any kind of like numbing stuff. So Yeti felt everything. And here's what here's here's going to be my running theory. They did that on purpose. Because you were the facts. Yeah, you were a douche nugget that showed up late to their fucking to their appointment. And they said, you know what? Yeah, you gonna you're gonna remember this.
SPEAKER_03:You know what? We'll do it for you. Why don't you come on back?
SPEAKER_06:Exactly. Yeah, we got you. What it feels like. So like it actually. Okay, I'm gonna say it doesn't hurt. Like it doesn't hurt physically, but if you guys ever had a catally. No, no, no. No, no, no. Like, you know, when you bite down like on silver or something and it's like really, really cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that feeling, but the entire time.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not gonna lie. I would have taken an L on that one.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'd have just been like, you know what? Mom's just gonna have to be mad. Yeah. Nah, bro.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_01:Judge pleading guilty.
SPEAKER_05:Nah. It's gonna be the easiest case today. Open and shut case. Open and shut case. Go ahead and give me six years.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:My boy said, I try to hear all that. Seven.
SPEAKER_04:My guy.
SPEAKER_01:There we go. He does keep he does keep running to six, doesn't he? Like that seems to be his go-to number tonight. And I wonder if it is the shirt. That would be wild. I would like to see. I would like to see how this works like next show, right? Like to see what kind of numbers he pulls out then. Anyway, um do we even come with a verdict? We said that they're both just what? They're all just immature, yeah?
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_03:I mean that that's my on. I don't think you're an asshole for showing up 15 minutes late. Not to a hangout like that.
SPEAKER_06:No.
SPEAKER_03:Not to a hangout. If it okay, I'll I'll put it into this perspective. If we're going to the movie theater and you show up 15 minutes late, buddy, I'm in the theater. I'm not waiting for you. You're the asshole. Yeti. Hands down.
SPEAKER_05:Yeti.
SPEAKER_03:I'll wait for you at my seat. If you make it, make it number one.
SPEAKER_05:Motherfucker. I've gotten better. I've gotten better at that.
SPEAKER_06:No.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, 20 minutes of previews, Jay.
SPEAKER_06:And it's not 20, it's fucking 30.
SPEAKER_04:30.
SPEAKER_06:Is it really? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's it's actually 30. It is actually 30 minutes of previews. Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_03:Yes. That's good to know because that shit. I have I have movie theater anxiety as bad as I have airport anxiety. I will show up to that bitch so early that the employees are like, really?
SPEAKER_01:He's like, yeah, I know, but you also have good lunch here.
SPEAKER_07:So from 12 to 4, I will be here.
SPEAKER_04:You're serving a booze, right?
SPEAKER_01:And I can't drink and drive. So so you got me. I walked here. I can't I can't go out in public drunk. I'll get arrested. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta pull this thing off. Right. You guys got I gotta come down, right? I gotta come down. By that time, movie's starting. So here we are. Here we are.
SPEAKER_06:I read somewhere that that AMC is going to try to start shortening shortening the uh previews?
SPEAKER_01:So I I know I do know that it does depend on the movie, because some movies just jump right into it. I think a lot, I think a lot of well, I say a lot of blockbusters, right?
SPEAKER_03:They they have those. If it's been out there, if it's been in theaters for a minute, they don't really do any.
SPEAKER_06:No, and here's the thing, they don't they just don't have previews, but they have ads now, right?
SPEAKER_03:You're not wrong, dude. But yeah, there's just not that many movies coming out, and they know, so they're like, have you tried Netflix?
SPEAKER_06:Right. Like they're fucking Geiko commercials. I'm like, am I?
SPEAKER_01:They're like, can y'all can y'all just go home? Go home and watch stream the movies from the comfort of your bed. Stop coming here.
SPEAKER_03:You can get a popcorn delivery subscription service. No shit. Get out of my theater.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, get the fuck out of here. And I I know Sim Mark, you can order popcorn from him and have that shit delivered.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, you can. That's wild. That is wild. But I do I did read somewhere somebody somebody put out there that it wasn't Netflix that killed movie theaters, it was the$12 waters. And like the$25 popcorn. That's what kill movie theaters. Yeah, that'll do it every time.
SPEAKER_03:Also, what's up with people not smuggling snacks?
SPEAKER_01:Bro, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know fucking nerds. I bet you they show up on time.
SPEAKER_01:They're nerds, those nerds, they showing up on time buying the snacks at the concession.
SPEAKER_06:I've walked into theaters with Big B coffees and fucking bagels. Fucking wild.
SPEAKER_03:The AMC downtown in Seattle has a Johnny Rockets next door. Oh, nice. I've walked my happy ass in there with a milkshake. Fuck yeah, homie goes, you can't have outside food and drink in here. And I go, This is right next door. You guys share a roof. And he was like, I'll let it slide this time. And I was like, peace.
SPEAKER_01:I'll let it slide this time. I'll let it slide this time, and every time you see me. What do you mean? What do you mean just this time? You fucking bum.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, dude. I was like, nah.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. They they do act like it's like the worst sin you could commit by walking in there and they're like, hey, you can't bring that in air.
SPEAKER_06:It's because they actually movie theaters get their money from. I know. That's that the concession. That's why they're so expensive.
SPEAKER_01:Right. That's why their waters are twelve dollars and the popcorn buckets are 25 because they're they're trying to make their money. And like I get it.
SPEAKER_03:That's the non-collectible popcorn one, right? Yeah. Like if you want the collectible one, it's you're paid 50. I got the I got the Ninja Turtle one, and it was like 30 something dollars. Yeah. Like the ant the animated Ninja Turtle one that came out a little while back. And then I got the Deadpool Wolverine. Yeah, that one was sick, but what what was it? See what's crazy?
SPEAKER_01:It's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03:What's crazy is in like 30 years you can fucking find that shit for 25 bucks in someone's garage. Probably.
SPEAKER_01:Probably, or like, or like a like a storage unit where where they forgot about it. Storage one? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_07:I paid 500 bucks for this storage. All I got was this.
SPEAKER_01:All I got was this Galactus popcorn bucket.
SPEAKER_06:Hey, Jeremy, whose shoes are these?
SPEAKER_01:Whose shoes are whose? Oh no.
SPEAKER_06:I think those are Britney's.
SPEAKER_01:They might be. Who are they who's asking? That is. Oh, well, they're not mine. They ain't mine. I don't wear shoes like that. So anyway. Yeah, I don't have shoes. I just wear I just wear what God gave me, my feet. Anyway. Um, so yeah. Not not the asshole, I guess. I guess we're going with just immature, grow the fuck up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I'm leaning, not asshole, just grow up a bit.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, grow up a little bit. I can get behind that. Because it didn't sound it didn't sound asshole-ish. Uh uh, and I guess it really depends on the type of person you are. Because there are some people that feel like a little bit of drama. Yeah, that's all it is.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it does. Yeah, it feels like drama. I think just communicate, just talk, right? You're not happy with what your friend's doing, maybe say something. Yeah. If they disrespect you more, then they're not your friend. Then punch them in the face. Then you either punch them in the face or you move on.
SPEAKER_01:You crash the fuck out. Yes, they got you fucked all the way up. Stop taking the high road.
SPEAKER_07:Punch down.
SPEAKER_01:Punch down.
SPEAKER_04:Fuck the rules.
SPEAKER_01:You have my full permission. Punch down.
SPEAKER_07:Fuck, dude.
SPEAKER_04:Jason Forey's approved this message. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:He's a totally different man when he puts that mask on. So anyway, um, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. I think part of the problem is they're just not focused enough, right? That's probably why they showed up late. Am I wrong? Am I wrong here? Am I wrong? Am I by myself here? Because I think if they just like focused a little more and and were able to like really like hone in on that on the task at hand. Yeah, he got it. Chris got it. Clock it, clock it.
SPEAKER_04:You're right. I put this mask on. I become someone else. Exactly. I must say this thing.
SPEAKER_01:He has the voice. He's gonna try to find his best uh Casey Voorhees voice. But I think I think if they were able to focus, they wouldn't be late like some other people in the podcast. Now, if you ask me, I think what could help them is a little bit of magic mind, right? Which is a wonderful mental performance shot that Yeti probably needs at the moment because he's over here grooving and choking. But it's a wonderful little mental performance shot full of all kinds of new tropics and fun little stuff to uh clear your mind fog and uh give you some calm, cool, collected energy uh with the Lthanine, uh lengthening the uh absorption of caffeine into your body. Um and it really gets you it really gets you focused on the task at hand and gives you the energy you need without the crash at the end. Um so if you want to try it for yourself, feel free to stop by www.magicmind.com and use our discount code at checkout fmjpod20 to get 48% off your first subscription or 20% off of one-time purchases. And I think what I need right now a little bitty shot. Yeti, your dog is hilarious.
SPEAKER_03:Indubitably.
SPEAKER_01:Indubitably. I love smart chasing. Indubitably. So anyway, now that I have my focus up by 999 points. I think we have some I think we have something to talk about today, guys.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, nine thousand. We've been talking for an hour already. I know it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01:It's crazy. So I think we have a little bit more talking to do. What is we talking about today? Talking about candy. Welcome to the candy shout.
SPEAKER_08:Just like candy.
SPEAKER_01:Candy! Strawberries. Strawberries. So that's fruit. Yeah, uh, but if you cover them in chocolate, they are now a candy, yes?
SPEAKER_03:No, it's still fruit, chocolate covered fruit. It's still a fruit fruit.
SPEAKER_01:No. Still a candy.
SPEAKER_03:What wait, plot twist. What if fruit is already candy?
SPEAKER_01:Because it's naturally hold on.
SPEAKER_03:I post I pose a question for the for for the smart people out there listening.
SPEAKER_06:Nerds. Shut up, nerds.
SPEAKER_03:Damn, damn, damn. They got ropes and shit.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, they probably show up on time.
SPEAKER_03:Candy. Candy.
SPEAKER_01:Hmm. Ooh, that is a good question.
SPEAKER_03:You can make candy bacon.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you could candied bacon, candied yams. Right. It's gotta be it's gotta be a certain amount of sugar.
SPEAKER_03:I thought it's if they put it in a can, but yeah, it's probably a sugar thing for sure.
SPEAKER_01:Who doesn't like it in the can? Because here's the thing, if it's if it's a certain amount of sugar, then isn't Mountain Dew just candy?
SPEAKER_06:I've gone up, I've gone up to my elbow in a can.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry, what? I think you want to steer clear of that can. Yeah. That's a big can.
SPEAKER_04:It was so good though. Yeah, I think yeti sized can. That's a yeti-sized can.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it was it. Made for a yeti. Made for a yeti.
SPEAKER_04:Made by yeti for yeti.
SPEAKER_03:Hell yeah, brother. Screaming eagle just flies across the screen.
SPEAKER_06:And for the records, I was talking about a Pringles can. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, that makes it so much more than a little bit. Hold on. Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_01:Wait, wait. Elbow deep in a Pringles can? Okay, I over-exaggerated.
SPEAKER_07:Small as your arm.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a pretty short because I'll tell you goddamn T Rex arm over there. I don't know what because I'm gonna tell you right now, I can barely even get my whole hand in a Pringles case.
SPEAKER_06:I can't even get my hand in it. Exactly. I gotta turn that bitch upside down. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god. Oh my god. So candy. Yeah, candy, candy, candy, candy. Because it's Halloween. For the joke. Okay. He showed up so late to that. I was already moving on. Hey, I'm just well, fashionably. Fashionably late. Just like wait, wait, wait, see? For the joke. See, that's how you show up on time. Nerds.
SPEAKER_03:Just set all of Yeti's clocks back 15 minutes. It's over the on time.
SPEAKER_06:Hey, I still I do that now. Can you imagine?
SPEAKER_07:Can you imagine?
SPEAKER_06:Once I learn that something's wrong, I'm like, oh, that clock's wrong. 10 minutes. I got 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_08:I'm in trouble.
SPEAKER_03:And then you get to your phone and you're like, yeah, I still got 10 minutes, but your phone's not wrong. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly. Fucking shit. Yeah, maybe one day Yeti will finally decide to be on time.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, when I'm dying on my deathbed.
SPEAKER_01:You're gonna be late to your own funeral there, pal. So anyway. Anyway. Candy! Because he ain't no nerd. Yes, exactly. Mom ain't raised no nerd. Anyway, it's Halloween. We have Candy to review. Candy.
SPEAKER_04:Um my body laying there. And I walk in, and they're like, what the fuck are you doing? You're dead. Nah. I'm not dead. Hang on.
SPEAKER_01:Not yet. Not yet.
SPEAKER_05:Not yet.
SPEAKER_01:Not yet.
SPEAKER_05:Give me about side? Yeah, give me about 6 30. That's right. And then I can see people only he would do that.
SPEAKER_01:Like, that's that's that, and that is the biggest Yeti move possible. So anyway, if we can collect ourselves for a moment, for a brief moment, where's he going? Where's he going? I don't know. What the fuck is he doing? So Yeti just got up and walked away.
SPEAKER_03:He said, hold on, I'll be late to this next episode.
SPEAKER_04:Exactly. Whatever. You can't make this shit up, bro. You fucking cannot make this shit up. What?
SPEAKER_01:The jokes write themselves. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm not gonna listen, I'm not gonna revisit it because when you listen to the episode, you'll you'll hear what Chris said. And it's fucking hilarious.
SPEAKER_03:Gold. Listen, I'm telling you, I don't normally like gas myself up like this, but that's the best I will ever do.
SPEAKER_05:It was legitimately funny as fuck. Who was it about me? Yeah, obviously. No, no, no. The one motherfucker not here. Obviously.
SPEAKER_04:The fucking dead, bro.
SPEAKER_05:So what? About six seven.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, let us collect ourselves because we have a whole conversation to get to.
SPEAKER_06:Um oh, it was about me being late because I walked away where when you started saying, Oh, see how see how quickly he pieces things together.
SPEAKER_01:See, he ain't stupid. He ain't dumb. I was gonna say he just shows up late.
SPEAKER_04:He knows exactly what he's doing. He's not stupid. Oh my god, I was running late. No, you weren't, you were running right on time.
unknown:Fuck.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, anyway, we have candy to talk about. We're gonna do a quick, a little, a little review. We went out and bought some candy. Um I bought quite a few, just so we're clear. Um, but we we're we're gonna review some candy that I don't think a lot of people have tried, maybe especially nowadays. Because w one of these were pretty difficult to find. Wait, what, wait, what?
SPEAKER_06:I thought it was candy that we thought was no longer being sold, but turns out it was.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, so yeah, that's kind of that's that's kind of the idea, yes.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, yes.
SPEAKER_01:And like I said, just people people may have maybe maybe have forgotten about and don't buy a lot of nowadays, because they probably don't know that it still exists. Okay. So that's the whole idea. And I went out and bought I got quite a few here.
SPEAKER_06:You bought like a random, like an assortment bag.
SPEAKER_01:Uh no, no, no, I didn't. But I did, I did, I just went out and bought what I thought I didn't get everything that I wanted, unfortunately, because apparently there's one, well, one is no longer being made, and the other is just really hard to find. I don't know where to find them. So I could probably I could probably order them on Amazon or something like that, and then get them, but obviously it would have showed up later and it wouldn't have been today. So, with that being said, who has some candy with them at the present moment?
SPEAKER_06:Yo boy.
SPEAKER_05:Your boy.
SPEAKER_01:I know Grizz does. I know, I know it's okay. He can fail this city. We have failed.
SPEAKER_06:So so so I will tell you that Grizz wrote me a message and said, Hey, I don't have a time to stop and get in the airs, bro. I got you. I got I will take care of you.
SPEAKER_03:We have a Yeti.
SPEAKER_06:Yes, out of my three, one is his.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_06:Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. So how how how we want to work this? You wanna you wanna start us off, Yeti? Or do you want me to you want me to go first?
SPEAKER_06:You can start, you can start, yeah. Start it off. Start it off.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, how and how we want to do this? You want me to do one and then you do one? Or um sure. How many how many do you have? Okay, so I have four.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, that's not bad. Okay. You made it seem like you had a lot more than that. Yeah, well I have Yeah. I was gonna have a lot more than that. Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, I was gonna have to. I think uh since I have none, and my opinion totally matters. I I like the idea of uh going back and forth, and then that way we can kind of chat in between.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, okay. We can save yours for you, we can save yours for last.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, that'll okay, that'll work for me. So I'm I'm assuming you want me to go first, yeah?
SPEAKER_06:Yes, Jay, you can go first.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, yeah, that'll make sense since he has one more than you. Ooh, because I got one more. Uno mass, unomaz.
SPEAKER_03:Unomaz, dude, we're like bilingual as fuck.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, kinda. They don't know they don't know what to do with us, bro. They don't they they don't know what to do with us. So anyway, my first candy that I'm gonna pull out here for this wonderful Halloween, uh Halloween themed show. Uh, goobers.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, nice.
SPEAKER_01:So I don't know if anybody has heard about goobers. Goobers. Yeah, goobers. If you hit didn't see it, there we are. Goobers. They are chocolate-covered peanuts, essentially. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:My mom used to get those for movie night.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, that's that's mostly what they were made for. But this is what I meant by I wanted to add some things, Yeti, uh, to the show. Um, I'm gonna give you some fun facts and a little bit of history about each candy that.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, so number one.
SPEAKER_01:Yes.
SPEAKER_06:And this is gonna go one, two, and three. One, I, two, didn't, three, no. We were gonna have a book reported attached to the show.
SPEAKER_01:That was that wasn't part of that wasn't part of the deal. I just wanted to do it to fill some time because I didn't know how many people had candy or not.
SPEAKER_03:Brother, brother, you had him sweating. I know I was I am not prepared.
SPEAKER_01:Just so we're clear, I am late and I didn't bring anything.
SPEAKER_04:I am strategically late and I strategically left my book report.
SPEAKER_06:The dog and my homework. Number one, I didn't carry a book bag in high school. Of course, that was for nerds.
SPEAKER_01:That's for nerds. Only nerds carry backpacks and learn things. Fucking nerd. So, anyway, if we can get back to the task at hand. Goomers were introduced to the US in 1925 by the Blue Menthol Chocolate Company. Uh were Ward Foods acquired Blue Menthol in 1969, which was then acquired by Chicago-based Thurson Company, who was ultimately acquired by Nestle on January 9th, 1984. That's right. Goobers are currently owned by Ferrero, who obtained the goobers in 2018, after acquiring much of Nestle's USA chocolate products in a$2.8 billion deal. I'm gonna go ahead and give it a try. I have never had goobers before.
SPEAKER_03:Um isn't there a Ferrero playing over by y'all?
SPEAKER_01:I think maybe over in Hebron?
SPEAKER_03:Hebron or Erlinger?
SPEAKER_01:I think maybe. I'll tell you what. I'm pretty sure there is. These do these would make a very good uh movie snack. Oh, I'm sure they would. I mean chocolate-covered penis. Chocolate covered penis.
SPEAKER_03:Milk chocolate, right?
SPEAKER_01:It is milk chocolate. Bro, and dry rice. Is it a dark chocolate? I got some I got some that would I got some chocolate for you. Hey, yeah, I'm just I'm gonna I'm gonna sail right past what he just said. I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna entertain it. But yes. Because you already got a mouthful of them. But yes, Grizz, you are absolutely right. If they had dark chocolate, yo, dark chocolate, I love it from dark chocolate.
SPEAKER_03:So dark chocolate goobers would be like the adult version.
SPEAKER_06:Yes.
SPEAKER_03:And those ones you have right there are for the kids. Basically, I like milk chocolate, don't get me wrong, because I know someone is listening, is like, why doesn't he like milk chocolate? I do too.
SPEAKER_01:Leave me alone.
SPEAKER_03:But I like I I like dark chocolate too. I mean, milk chocolate, whatever.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I like them both. Yeah, dark chocolate is fantastic for me. I love dark chocolate. So there you go. Goobers. If anybody would like my review on them. Or we're doing out of ten or out of five. Five stars? Five star review? Okay. So I'd give I'd give goobers a solid four four out of five. Okay. Yeah, I'll give it a four out of five. I can see the movie, the movie snack for sure. Yeah, yeah. They're really good. Quick little pop in not too noisy, right? Right, right. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03:Is it in the cardboard box? It is in a cardboard box.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's in a cardboard box. So, like I said, not too noisy. And they're just the perfect little snack. Pop them, mm-hmm. Pop them in your mouth. The only thing is because they're dry roasted. Oh they're not as they're not as salty.
SPEAKER_03:Which is why I think dark chocolate would be better, because dark chocolate on average has like a saltier. Or at least you could like add like that sea salt, like. Oh my god. Yeah, that was to try and make them, dude. You can make that so easily at home.
SPEAKER_06:You can, you can. Yep.
SPEAKER_03:Because that's not tempered, is it? Does the chocolate crack or is it soft?
SPEAKER_06:It's soft.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, so it's not tempered chocolate. You could easily make that.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, 100%.
SPEAKER_03:I'm over here nerding out over a candy. No, it's all good, bro.
SPEAKER_06:Nerd.
SPEAKER_03:I like to make food. I bet you show up on time.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I bet you show up on time and have a backpack.
SPEAKER_03:Nerd. I'm telling you right now, I skateboard with the backpack. I gotta put my water in snacks.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's important.
SPEAKER_06:So you go, try goobers. Nice. I'll put those to the side. To be fair, I've never had goobers. Neither have I. That's it.
SPEAKER_01:That's the first time I've ever had goobers, and that's pretty what's funny is I thought about getting some of those.
SPEAKER_06:And I was like, really? I'll pass. Yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_03:Well, this is your sign to not pass next time.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, so I'm very curious what your what your other three are because I didn't, yeah. Well, I'm hoping okay, uh it's my turn now, right? It is your turn. Okay, great, great, great, great. So I so my candy is more or less the ones that I got, I didn't know that they still made them.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_06:And I think what it is is as I've gotten older, if I want a candy bar, I just stick to your basics, your your your Hershey's, your butterfinger, whatever the case may be. I don't look at the smaller stuff like and like I didn't realize it, but I I went to the store earlier today and I was like, oh my god, they do still make a lot of the stuff that I was actually thinking about getting for the show. I just didn't like ring pops. Um, they still have those. Not not as much or not as many, but they still got them. Push pops, that kind of stuff. But the one that I completely forgot about was the infamous warheads.
SPEAKER_03:Bro, that's a throwback. Yeah, it is a throwback.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. So um, I got me a little pack of these, and I haven't had one of these probably since the 90s.
SPEAKER_01:Warheads, man.
SPEAKER_06:They're good. Okay. I'm really nervous about popping this in my mouth. Why?
SPEAKER_01:Do you get the normal warheads? Because uh yeah, they had they had the extra sour warheads and and all the things. They have like an extreme, like uh uh military grade warheads.
SPEAKER_03:No, they do.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, mega warheads. Oh, see, he got it, yeah, he's fucked. Like this bag even says caution, the first 30 seconds are really bad. I can't wait to see this face, bro. Go for it.
SPEAKER_01:Go for it, homie.
SPEAKER_06:See, you didn't read the five print.
SPEAKER_03:We got don't worry. If you if you don't like it, you can spit it out.
SPEAKER_06:I won't be we got we got I'm not spitting anything out.
SPEAKER_01:No spitters.
SPEAKER_03:Spitters are quitters.
SPEAKER_01:We got sour apple. I fucking love it. I truly do. I fucking love it. Did you sniff it?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, because it they used to smell real sour.
SPEAKER_01:Brother, don't be a pussy. Just pop it in your mouth.
SPEAKER_05:No, no, it don't smell as sour. Don't smell as sour.
SPEAKER_01:Grizz was not expecting this show today.
SPEAKER_04:No, you know, it doesn't smell so brutal. So brutal. That was great. Oh look at that face.
SPEAKER_01:That is amazing.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, these are pretty good. Oh, he got him in the deck.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it does got him in a chokehold.
SPEAKER_07:Got him in the chokehold.
SPEAKER_08:Oh my god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:He's struggling. He's struggling.
SPEAKER_05:You good? Oh, yeah, I'm here.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. We got through it. Yeah. What did it say the first 30 seconds?
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god. I want to know how much citrus citric acid is in those. Because that's like what makes things sour.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, probably a lot. Is it really? Uh-huh. Yeah. And I'm gonna I'm gonna be real with you, Grizz. Um, I used to pop warheads like they were Skittles back in the day. I could probably still do it because I love that's where I think that's probably where my love for citrus came from. Like lemons, limes. Like I can straight eat a lemon, no problem. No sour face.
SPEAKER_03:I know I know you don't drink booze, but if you did drink beer, you would probably like sours. Probably. And it's not because they're sour, but like they do have like a tardy flavor. I love it. It personally gives me heartburn, so I don't like drinking sours because they give me instant heartburn.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Um, and you love strong bows.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I do love strongbows. Oh, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. And that's kind of down that sour kind of lane you're talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I I do, I do love a good, uh, uh a good tart flavor. I I do love that. Like, like a good, like typically like something with cherry. Well, someone like cherry.
SPEAKER_03:You ever had like like natural cherry juice, like like uh like untampered with, like they haven't had it, it's just like a hundred percent cherry juice. That shit'll throw you for a loop. I had no idea how tart that shit was. Yeah, I thought it was sweeter, because like you eat a cherry and it tastes fine, but I guess it's the the fiber or some shit like takes all that tartness away.
SPEAKER_01:I I think I think it's that uh cherries all obviously uh uh produce natural sugars like any other fruit. And I think that kind of cuts the tartness a little bit when you're eating it, but when you just take the juice, you're not getting a lot of that sugar, you're getting more that tart, that tart flavor, just just the cherry.
SPEAKER_03:I wonder if the sugar is more in the fiber. Probably. Hey, someone's smart, help us.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, somebody educated. So, so Yeti, yeti nerd, I bet you have a backpack. Go go show up on time, go be punctual, you fucking nerd. Anyway, I'm sorry. Yeti. We need we need your review on warheads.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:How do you like it? Out of five, out of five stars.
SPEAKER_06:Just for just off of okay, taste and stuff. I mean, it tastes like a sour apple. Um, if we're if we're just basing the candy, I'd say it's uh it's like probably a four. I think it could use a little more flavor as far as like the the apple's concerned. Because I guess the sour would be considered the warhead part, right? Correct, yes. Yeah, so if we're basing it off of that, then yeah, it's definitely four out of five could be the the apple flavor could be better. Okay. The sour's fine, but for nostalgia purposes, it's a five out of five. I mean, if as soon as I put it in my mouth, I was like, Oh, this reminds me of when I was younger.
SPEAKER_01:That's what she said.
SPEAKER_06:I'm sorry. No, no, I shouldn't have said that. That's Damn, I said it waiting.
SPEAKER_03:I wasn't I was I was doing the setup if you watch the video I put my head up under I was like you know what it you know after after he said that yeah after he said that it was like doom music no no no no no no no no no no no no played the whole entire bit it absolutely did it absolutely did crazy that was a hundred percent like one of those uh scenes in a video game where like them when a boss is appearing like it hasn't shown itself yep but the music is played why don't I hear boss music why don't I hear boss music exactly that's it that's what happened that was a I'm sorry real life example yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I loved it I don't know what's I don't know what's going on today I think it's I think it's Halloween it's it's it's Halloween you do you do two of them and then I'll go and then we'll end on Grizz okay uh are you done uh is that is that all you got is just just the warhead I got one more oh okay okay okay okay all right well you're gonna do you're gonna do two then I'm gonna do one and then Grizz will do last okay so I I pulled out this next one because I don't know if people actually know that they exist again something I've never had but I've I've known of them I didn't know that they were around still like I thought they had like long gone ever like for a long time Charleston shoes oh shit they still make I've heard about them I've never again never had them yeah neither have I are are they are they have you had a cow tail yes I have had a cow tail they were okay I'm curious if they taste similar so before I get into this Charleston shoes want some want some fun facts about that uh it was cre they were created in nineteen twenty two by the Foxcross Candy Company uh which was founded by a stage actor Don Lee Cross and his friend Charlie Fox named after the Charleston which was a popular dance at that time uh the company was purchased in 1957 by Nathan Sloan and later sold to Nabisco in 1988 which then sold to Tootsie Roll Industries in 1993.
SPEAKER_01:Sloan didn't invent Charleston chews uh but he did change the original form from marshmallow nougat to vanilla nougat so that's that's that's gonna give it a little bit of a different flavor. Uh in the 1970s Sloan introduced new flavors such as strawberry and chocolate chews uh I think they had a few more um but yeah I'm gonna try this out Charleston chews I've never had them before this is it these are the mini ones um they they do have bigger sizes of these I couldn't find any so I went ahead and got a box teach me how to Charleston teach me teach me how to Charleston okay so that vanilla kind of sneaks up on you like it's like it's more chocolate than a vanilla but it is very reminiscent of a cowtail ah yeah I was gonna say like visually they look like it I think I've had a Charleston 2 before but I didn't know they still made them what'd you say Yatty They're like um miniatures like little like mini cowtels like little coins right yeah so these are again these are the mini size right but yeah I mean they're not bad I'd probably give 'em I'd give 'em a three a three out of ten. Oh I'm sorry, yeah three out of five yeah we're doing a five star reviews um I think they could do I think they could even out that chocolate to vanilla ratio a little more kind of like cowtels do. Cowtails have it perfect where it's like you get just enough exactly you get just enough of like the outside of it. I think it's caramel mostly caramel yeah yeah and then like a and then like a vanilla cream in the middle and they have that ratio just perfect. And I think that's where Charleston Chew could probably up that a little bit. But don't get me wrong it is it's a good little snack. It's a good little candy and they're definitely chewy. They're very chewy definitely as the name suggests Charleston Chew so they still they still do make them uh if you get the opportunity to get them try them out I'm doing a second one right you are going stranger so the the whole reason was I wanted to finish my warhead that's valid that's valid bite down don't be a bitch you suck it dry don't be don't be a bitch bite down okay no teeth no teeth anyway anyway anyway the net the next one that I'm gonna get into which okay so it was a little hard to find I don't even know if they made them anymore. Now there are three different kinds of these there are like three different products made from this uh uh for this snack for this sweet um one of them is no longer made anymore the other is can it is still made I just had a hard time finding it but I just so happened to stop by a little little store earlier today and I found a whole box of sugar babies oh wow I've never had a sugar baby yeah me neither so again something I've never had before but there were three uh they had they originally came out with sugar daddy which was the first one and then they came out with sugar mama which was a sh smaller version of sugar daddy and then they came out with sugar babies which were these now I believe they stopped making the sugar mamas in 1980s sometime around there in the 80s so I'm not sure why yes Chris um do you think that they discontinued sugar daddy for a specific reason so like I said sugar daddy still like naming it I don't know sugar sugar daddy's still being made sugar mama is no longer being made oh I don't I don't know I don't know why it's all good I don't know why um that is definitely something that you will have to research but some interesting facts about sugar babies a little bit of history they were developed in 1933 for uh for the James O. Welch company by Charles Vahan I think that's how I say or Vahan which however they want to pronounce it um he was a veteran food chemist who also invented junior mints. They were create I know Legasp they were created in response to the success of their previous caramel lollipop Sugar Daddy and similar to Highlander partners uh milk duds so I guess they were trying to compete with milk duds and that's why they created uh sugar babies the company was purchased by Nabisco there's that name again in 1963 and changed hands a few times until ultimately being bought by Tootsie Roll in 1993. Presently they name Charms LLC of Covington Tennessee as manufacturer which is a subsidiary of Tootsie Roll. So technically still under the Tootsie Roll umbrella um but sugar babies again I've never had them before but they are little soft milk caramel covered with a candy coating they're soft and chewy not bad so like an interesting flavor so like the caramel comes immediately after you bite down and then it's you can definitely tell like you get a taste of the milk mixed in there not bad not bad so it's just a caramel chew right that's all it is yeah it's a caramel chew.
SPEAKER_03:Does it does it remind you of this similar caramel recipe to what they put over like candy apples and shit or like you know what I mean like those those candy apples you get at like the grocery store I could see it like yeah probably probably similar they probably add something to it because I think I guess I don't know. Because caramel's just like taking sugar and lighting it on fire until it melts. Basically and then you added like condensed milk I guess.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah that is that is basically caramel but I mean and some salt it's not as I will say it's not as sweet as some caramels are. Some caramels are a lot sweeter than what sugar babies are giving us right now. Now I wanted to try sugar daddy which would have been the OG and that's just a caramel lollipop so I know it's it's on a stick and it's like a square shape about yay big ish something like that.
SPEAKER_03:So it should be the same product correct basically it should be.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah yeah yeah but I mean I I then again I don't know because they're in the form of you know uh caramel bites rather than a lollipop so I feel like you can probably it might be a little different. Yeah it might it might have a little bit of a different taste and in a lollipop form but out out of five I'd probably put it up there with the goobers four out of five it'd be a good uh it'd be a good movie snack just like the goobers were again because I mean made by the same guy that did junior mints you got junior mints at movie theaters all the time again perfect little snack not too noisy pretty soft on the soft on the teeth all that kind of stuff if you really like caramel which that'll be a whole nother conversation there how do you say it caramel or caramel?
SPEAKER_06:Let us know in the comments there's a whole second A in that in that word caramel yeah yeti I don't care I don't caramel caramel I don't caramel listen to Yeti I don't know why he's like this so anyway there you go uh yeti I believe it's your turn after you get done sipping on your is that Mountain Dew is that Baja Blast is that straight from the Mountains of dew I think it is that straight from the teeth straight from the udder nice okay so my second one I was not able to find in the store and there's probably a certain reason for that but it's the infamous are they candy cigarettes yeah buddy ice indubitably indubitably so they're not sold in stores for for reasons yeah for reasons right right right um but they are definitely like I mean like a pack of cigarettes like a pack of cigarettes yeah I mean identical to them like you do can we talk about how funny that kind of is uh like cigarette cigarette companies okay no tobacco really tobacco big tobacco big tobacco wanted so deeply to steal your money that they tricked kids into thinking cigarettes were cool you have to wait until you're old enough to buy them yes what yes that is that is some Simone Biles level of freaking mental gymnastics that they performed to reach the conclusion they have 27 gold uh medals from that ship absolutely I hope they stretched I hope they stretched before they fucking did all that so okay so I have a uh okay so for just based off of look and the uh packaging um yeah I mean the packaging is kind of the same it's the as this particular brand is always this roundup brands always but the cigarettes do not look like cigarettes anymore they look more like they're just white sticks right they're white sticks so they're it looks like a they're like a fucking joint bro like the fuck like yeah talk about pivot for that well they knew they knew they knew that uh uh uh big tobacco was about to take a huge hit and they're like what's the next big thing yeah right that's gonna come out and they're like oh yeah marijuana because I remember when I was a kid like they they were painted with like a fit like like a yellow tip yep like a cigarette I don't know what he's doing he's taking a dress smoke yeah I know no they used to have smoke you used to be able to get smoke my dudes what would these motherfuckers like it's candy no they used to have smoke you used to be able to get a couple of them I'm done hold up hold up I got you familiar this bit no you used to be able to get he got you need a light he's gonna get this lighter I don't know not the lighter I had earlier whoa so like mystery lighter is that is that what yeah it might change colors unless it's these lights I have on it could be the lights yeah because you do have some interesting colors going on there but that's actually hilarious that he is like there's no smoke yeah it's it's a candy cigarette yeah no they used to have smoke bro oh yeah how how would they produce that smoke wait give us your best Ben Affleck with one of those yeah marble man look at him indubitably indubitably no like no I'm telling you back in like the 80s nineties did you google it no I used to do it we used to get them you didn't answer you didn't answer my question did you google it yes yes many traditional cigarettes can produce smoke effect because they are wrapped in paper and contain powdered sugar so that's what it is which creates a clouded sugar dust so I do think that that's right because I remember when they used to be when they used to look more like a cigarette you should be able to do that you yeah the powdered sugar thing yes so it's possible that maybe they changed that a little bit yes because of the reasons because of the reasons why they stopped selling them in stores what do you think so we're we're sitting at zero one out of five zero stars wouldn't recommend behavior bro now now we're gonna fucking motherfucker and fucking take a bite and I was about to call manure when I got done go ahead go ahead take a bite how's it taste does it just taste like powdered sugar it tastes like you want to be underneath some bleachers don't it it's just fucking hoodlum you goddamn you fucking hoodlum you villain you fucking villain and there's a pack of like 12 up there like I wanted 12 of these motherfuckers well go you bet get to eating a whole pack of cigarettes obviously yeah a whole pack of cigarettes nine how are you not even gonna give me ten you give me nine of you now yeah exactly no there's one two three four five six he's not counting right seven somebody get me one of those backpacks it is dead I didn't count the one in my head yeah obviously is that made of real marijuana Jay can you cut that last part out dude this is stupid bro anyways regardless of how many I have it tastes like crap it there is no candy this candy cigarette's toxic yeah like you're better off just buying a chalk and pretending it's a cigarette and blowing chalk everywhere you're better off buying real cigarettes and just smoking dude I hate yeah kids go buy some real cigarettes kids come ruin your love kids go fucking retarded goddamn we just can't have money anymore because people are so goddamn sensitive fucking goddamn spirit fucking handy fucking money how did we get here really thought that I was gonna fucking take a pump that and and it was gonna take the bag when it was like five years old fucking blowing fake smoke acting like I was smoking knew that he's so bad I rant over yeti is so pissed that he can't that he can't smoke a candy cigarette I'm so tired of these fucking kids are so goddamn sensitive that's it that was the stream that was tired that's it that was I've never witnessed someone's 13th reason in real life that was it that was it live stream that was glorious yeah in real in real time in real time do you know how let down I am on that I understand the concept of why it shouldn't be produced I get that totally understand it but at the same time like do we really think that's what encourage people to transfer into smoking actual cigarettes I mean probably it is fucking Zool or whatever those things are called yeah jewel by the fucking the fucking uh vaping shit yeah yeah those things have games on them now and you're worried about candy cigarettes yeah but like like that is wild and and here's the thing candy cigarettes were probably just fun for five five year olds to be to be honest because yeah I mean how many people do you think candy cigarettes converted right like this ain't christianity they probably were batten negative uh that's what I'm saying like real do you think there was like a fucking 15 year old that it was like ooh I'm gonna go down to my local local convenience store and get me a fake pack of cigarettes and then the 18 year old who was sitting next to him was like hey kid those aren't real hey kid try this real cigarette come on bro I don't think I ever seen a 15 year old with fake cigarettes I mean yeah not now because the the can't yeah because they stopped selling them they stopped selling them for reasons.
SPEAKER_01:We already know the reasons I'm saying when I was 15 he's he's offended anybody walking around with fake cigarettes eating the candy so like like I remember I remember I remember back in the day like we would I mean we had fun with them you know I don't I don't think okay I don't how old were you I don't know I don't I don't remember how old obviously old enough give him a number yeah most I'd say I'd say old enough to know better right like old enough to know that smoking's bad I don't need to pick it up whatever what have you and and like I understand the meaning behind it that kids kids are impressionable and there are some kids out there that will probably look at that and be like oh okay maybe that is the cool thing to do I can't I can't tell you what people are thinking right I can't tell you what a what goes through that kid's head when he's holding that thing he could he could think like especially if he comes from a family of smokers oh I can't wait till one day this is a real cigarette can't wait to ruin my lungs so I mean I I don't know I don't know bro that's that's gonna be some number crunching you're gonna have to do and find out in Google uh but as far as I'm concerned I don't see the harm in having candy cigarettes yeah that's crazy so you had to order those online yeah and so to be to be fair this is what I thought wasn't coming today ah oh wait I'm not sure if you went deep enough like if you went to like like Milton or something you probably could find them you probably could maybe you know what we just gotta go deep yeah hey get elbow deep get elbow deep in that can you know so you're talking about like stuff changing just where's it at I don't have it now fuck off it's over there look look look oh I found it so look you guys remember the game hangman yeah it's no longer hangman yeah what do they call it now like uh gently stack him on the Hankman no it's not yes it is you're looking at it you're looking at it it says Hank man indubitably it does say Hank man this is literally the best fucking episode the best fucking episode oh my god me and my wife came across I came across that I was on target I said wait ain't no fucking way yeah yeah because of uh again reasons there are reasons why they did it I mean does it make sense to you and I probably not but uh you gotta see it from their lens right you gotta see it from wait so why is it called Hank man what are they doing like what what's the difference is he they could have been they could have called pull up man so so they actually pull up man hold on there's that makes wording lens uh oh let's see here he's gonna read the uh rules and regulations yes oh shit yeah no see what you see what you did I thought it's uh I didn't get a picture of the back side but it says don't let Hank fall so it's the best side don't let him fall you're fucking putting a chair underneath him yeah I'm so sorry yeah don't don't let him fall simple rules to Hankman keep him standing don't let him fall over and it it's it's the classic game Hankman no this there's nothing classic about Hank Man Hankman was made up the only Hank I care about is the hill. Yep damn it Bobby all I know is that's so fucking stupid I'm sorry so it so anyway Yeti uh I'm sorry that that the candy cigarettes have just absolutely ruined your night they really did that's a tough we watched a live crash out oh yes yes that was a whole meltdown because I really wanted to blow smoke and act like I was smoking a cigarette nah you all about that smoke too yeah he wanted all of it he wanted every last he said give it to me give me everything just really let that oh out of five what what did he said he said zero he said zero out of five yeah because yeah because of the fact that he can't blow give him one point oh no it's not just that I mean the it it doesn't it doesn't even look like a cigarette and I understand that they're trying to get away from that but now it looks like a joint so what's worse cigarettes cigarettes yeah cigarettes yeah still still still cigarettes so but now anyways anyways we'll get started and we'll we'll give them a one out of five okay we'll give one out of five he put them on the board now the taste I mean there was no taste it was it was very bland what is in this you earn that one cornstarch corn syrup cornstarch corn stuff yeah cornstarch corn syrup uh corn stalk palm palm oil yeah palm oil the fuck is beef gelatin doing in my fucking thing uh probably for consistency shout out to vegetarians you can't have can't have can't have candy can't have candy cigarettes gotta get the real thing nerd the vegetarians and giggle as I walk away nerd ooh it's a it's a beef stick it's a beef stick that's the chalkiest beef jerky I've ever seen I think you let it dry too long boss that's how they make them dude yeah they just take the gr they take the the rejected beef jerky and they just grind it up and then hang it somewhere else and say let that shit dry until it looks like powdered sugar and then we'll sell it like fake cigarettes pretty much sounds awful but sure why not okay so I guess we can move on to the last one that I have last oh yeah you got one more I do have one more and I know people know about them for sure um I just again it's something that I thought about and I was like I don't know if I've ever actually tried these so I'm about to just like I might trigger an entire uh an entire demographic but I went out and got Werther's original oh shit that's right on grandma somebody exactly they're about to have flashbacks you you are attacking someone's fucking older family member listen I don't think I thought about it and I was like you know I don't think I've ever tried Werther's original I don't think I have I don't think I've had I I don't think I have and the reason when I was told it was old people food I said no I'm good old people food like orange slices I'm sorry uh okay see now now now you're making me attack them I shouldn't do that um but anyway fun fact about Werthers or some some history Werther's original it was named after Werther in Westphalia in Germany the company was founded in 1903 in 1969 the suite began marketing under the brand name Werther Echt or Echt however they pronounce it in Germany uh the brand name Werthers Original was adopted in 1990 for the international market uh the original Werthers was a hard candy just like this later variants included uh chewy toffees and the soft waxy form which melts easily in the mouth called butterscotch melts so they do have some other variants of Werther's originals I'm gonna try this I'm pretty sure it's for the first time ever yeah like they do make it difficult to get into and they are noisy as fuck so not a good movie snack no definitely not a good movie snack that might be why grandparents always have them unwrapped in their pockets they're hard to get to still they they preload like four or five of them that's like link and shit I mean they don't care once you're that old you don't taste it bro they barely taste the butterscotch they're just like something that makes my mouth water I got something that will make your mouth water stop yo not Nana you leave Nana alone Mahome how do you think you got here I don't know I just woke up one day here's what I know definitely not swallowed so um well you're acting maybe you should maybe you should have been maybe they should maybe maybe they should have left you on a napkin somewhere anyway um human torch was just here he put it on my chest so back to my previous statement when I tried the sugar babies this caramel or caramel however you want to pronounce it it's a little sweeter than the than the uh sugar babies. I do taste it it it still has the milky taste with the caramel, but not as bad.
SPEAKER_03:Like this is a little sweeter.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's a little it's a little sweeter than the um sugar baby. So I I I as as a as a snack or as a candy should I say I mean I'd probably give it I'd get I'd give it a four out of five as well. Um mostly because it's it's like like like the warhead Yeti had earlier, right? Just not sour. It's on the sweeter side. Um it it it lasts a little while right so you can just kind of pop them in your mouth and be good with it. Now again the rapper hard to get out and you hear that you guys hear that oh yeah yeah it's like it's just crinkle city it's noisy it's noisiest you just you just gave out a free listening bit people would have charged 20 for that that's my yeah I was gonna say welcome to that welcome to FMJ's ASMR fingernails on the mic and shit how do you like this anyway somebody's probably like okay Jay we need you to do that full time um but I think that's where I would have to keep it out of four out of five is the uh is the wrapper like it was a little difficult to get to like I was expecting it to just boop open pop out nope it's like you roll it and then you like I had to push it out of the wrapper and I was like yeah I was like what the fuck I was like so that's probably why they're noisy as fuck like that's why people um were like that's the noisiest candy ever but overall good good caramel taste I like it I do like that taste so I'd give it a four out of five if you've never had worthers go give it a try now I did see while I was buying these ones um they do have a uh caramel apple oh I think I've heard of that don't they also have like a strawberry one too they do with the strawberry and cream they do they have it they have a few they have a few uh different flavors from for werther now that's why I was like I think a lot of people know about werters I just don't think I ever tried it so fair enough fair enough yeah I fucks with whether Werther I fucks with Werther hell yeah hell yeah brother so anyway should I should I do my honorable mention?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah you can do that you should okay um okay now he's gonna talk about it because it this was his but I have the item gotcha yeah you can show you can show the item that'll work um I was gonna show a picture but then I was like it's gonna probably not show yeah no I got you anyway uh so hubbub bubble tape ooh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for all of our contract so hear me out listening you're you're you're a young impressionable lad and your father works construction what pays better with bubble tape than candy cigarettes candy cigarettes candy cigarettes that's perfect I failed I should have got we should have done big chew big league chew bro oh my god but we I guess the prompt yes they do yeah they yeah they still make big league chew we'll talk about bubble tape first but I want to come back to big league chew because um it's just a little baby core memory but uh yeah I honestly when you sent me this picture I I low key forgot that they they made these i didn't i actually didn't know they still made it yeah same 100 i completely forgot and i got this yeah i'm with you yeah are you gonna try it for us i am i am okay because i can't no send it to grizz when's one of these billionaire assholes gonna develop a teleporter no shit right hurry the fuck up bro all right so how much is this i take out then however much you want bro right no this is do the no no no do yeah do the whole roll you can't listen when i was a kid when i was a kid like fucking skateboarding around the the trailer park i would i would 100 try to shove that whole thing in my mouth and then be like no you can't get that but no when you get don't do it when you get when you get close to the end and there's like like a little nugget of gum I would toss that bitch in there I gotcha I would just I would just eat the nugget of gum okay I think you got enough gum there bud hey yo chill you gotta go to the bathroom oh my god oh my god I'm sorry I said anything yeah yeah this is on me this is on me so while he's doing that I'll bounce back to the big leech yeah let's do that so uh my my grandfather used to um chew tobacco uh he tried to stop smoking cigarettes and he he did but he transferred to he just switched it from from smoking to chewing tobacco okay and when I was a kid I used like I would go with him to like the store and he would go to pick up like his uh little pouches of tobacco and I would go with him oftentimes and I would want some too so we would buy like the the bubble gum and it like when you open it like it's like shredded things of bubble gum right so it was I it's funny because I don't have my glasses in and I can't see him but I know he's struggling.
SPEAKER_01:Bro he's not it just it looks like cocaine it's all over his face it looks like cocaine it looks like he just just just did a rail oh that's beautiful it was in his beard it's on his nose it's coming out of his pores bro stop you have enough Zach stop Zach stop have you seen that video yes like like I don't know why he's still going I don't understand it look at look at this shit all over his mouth looks like your jawline crispy like if you keep chewing like that you're gonna have a jawline like defined as hell defined as hell now remember it's gum you can't you can't swallow it so you're gonna have to spit it back out just put that on the corner of your plate and you can have a lot by now yeah so like get it out so like it ain't that hard now yeah it's actually quite soft all right so okay that's crazy how's it taste so to be honest with you it tastes really good yeah yeah it it tastes really now how long the the taste would last the kicker right I think that was my memory of it when I was a kid like it didn't last very long just like the uh fruit stripes remember the fruit stripes guy with the zebra those were the five second gun yeah my French the fuck that gum no that was like eating that was like eating tape yeah yeah it was it was not good that that that them fruit stripes were terrible they still make it I know yes they do and I found one once and like I was like oh nostalgia puts in mouth it was like shards of gum it like almost cut my mouth yeah they they were with the most respect but fuck that gum yeah they they were they were not good they were they it was not good gum uh no it wasn't but you did get tattoos you did you at least got tattoos that was that was the important part but then unless something happened yeah fuck the flavor of the gum we just need fruit stripes that's what they were called that's what I just said fruit stripes yeah yeah yeah with the fucking zebras along and shit and mascot mascot mascot yeah I got a question would anybody buy the used pack oh it's a sticker only I was gonna say like ABC gum no yeah that's what I that's what I fucking thought bro for sure you want this already chewed gum no I don't actually already been chewed already been chewed someone selling a 12 pack in original box for$36 yeah that's crazy you know what's even crazier some ass try a stick buy it yep for this for this podcast I would have done it and tried a stick I mean I'll try it I'll try it regardless no matter what for$36 most expensive flavorless piece of shit that's the that like I'll rather go to the casino and put 36 on black oh fuck it that's that that's that's better spent money than buying that right right like I'm probably I'm 49% odds I'm gonna walk away with money but with fruit stripes you are a hundred percent certain that you will be disappointed and probably a couple like taste barb because that's as hard as a rock holy shit are y'all ready for this yeah fruit stripe was discontinued one year ago damn I wonder if they just have like I was gonna open I wonder if they like um if they have like an overstock like they still have a variety of oh they probably do yeah and they just gotta get rid of it including changing consumer preferences and purchasing patterns while products product action has ended some limited stock may still be found at select retailers while huh that is interesting if there's a zombie apocalypse I'm gonna look for the last fruit look for the last fruit stripes that's gonna be because I want it that's gonna be remember fruit stripes that shit was so nasty bro yeah the fucking primary colors yellow red blue orange that was it I know green's not a primary color shut up everybody but the green was on the packaging yeah it was he meant the main colors primary has yeah two different meanings right yeah exactly I mean like primary like you're a kid and it's like the building blocks exactly we know we knew what you meant we knew what you meant so there you have it um nerd go put your backpack on and go be on time somewhere anyway um I'm sorry I'm sorry I love it so there you have it we did our review of candies that everybody kind of thought like they didn't know it existed maybe or they thought they were gone I mean some of them are some of them did not withstand the test of time others however uh they've made it this far and I'm gonna tell you right now all of this candy is going into a bag somewhere Ziploc bag so that way it can kind of stay fresh and I will share it with the world I guess um you're gonna forget about that candy and find it five years from now and be like oh no I'm gonna I I gotta finish it I have to finish it I can't let it those goobers would be gone before tonight bro for sure like I'm probably gonna finish those off tonight I I probably will because the goobers are delicious. I I I can I can get behind that. Charleston shoes might take me a little bit the sugar babies not too terrible now the Worthers they're gonna last a while because they're hard candies.
SPEAKER_03:So it's like yes sir can I add one thing before we close this out go ahead this segment um if if I would have like been a better podcast mate I think I would have I think I would have gone for uh snow caps even though I'm pretty confident they still exist yeah they still eat them all the time yeah like that's straight up you know the only two places I think I've ever seen them movie theater movie theater and Dollar Tree dude yep yep yeah maybe Walmart but I don't think Walmart carries them anymore I don't I don't know I never I that I will say though Walmart that much so I wouldn't honestly know right I will say the only place I've seen them are movie theaters that's the only place I've seen snow caps but this is the Dollar Tree this is where I will say I miss a lot of the candy.
SPEAKER_06:When I look at the candy I just think of the candy of the regist at the front registers.
SPEAKER_01:Right but if you go to the candy aisle you will find all of this stuff in the candy aisle like that is yeah yeah I mean I mean you'll find uh you'll find a lot of it like when I went to because I went to only at least two different places for the uh sugar babies I went to Kroger and they didn't have sugar daddies sugar babies nothing they didn't have they didn't have that um I don't think they didn't even have sugar yeah no shit I I don't want to go to get them um I went to uh Dollar General Dollar General had like literally like one little section and it was like one little box exactly where of sugar babies and I was like that's probably because nobody fucking knows they're here and they're like down on the bottom tucked away somewhere I was like no dusted all over them yeah basically I was like damn and they had a ton of goobers like the goobers were they they were plentiful. I was like I wonder if just nobody knows or like cares about them anymore or even realizes that they're that they're still made you know what I mean yeah yeah could be oh hey have you guys um is that candy place still on the levee maybe like it wait second question unrelated is tom and she still at the levee I don't think so okay so do you remember where Tom and Chi was?
SPEAKER_03:Yes that corner building yep so across from that corner building on your way towards the aquarium to the left hand side in the corner was a candy shop is this do you know if it's still there oh that I don't know I haven't been to the levee in a hot minute that's fair there's probably only two things there the aquarium and the and the movie theater with all the snow caps is still there really oh is it yeah I thought they left and shit same now the candy store I don't think it was one of those like you walk in and it you it smells like sugar. Huh it smells like they just poured sugar everywhere we have one here in Seattle at this place called uh Westlake Center. It's like um candy company yeah I think that's what it was called because they have those like pixie sticks that you can like fill up those like three foot long uh pits pixie stick straw things.
SPEAKER_01:Oh really yeah I think it's still there we'll have I mean we'll have to swing by and take a look when was that picture taken that's the current because they changed the colors of Newprong levy to black and white huh well yeah that's right they repainted that area it's like black and white oh yeah then it it's still there I might I might have to swing by there they might have sugar uh sugar daddies oh dude they they got oh they got chicken oh wow they have chic oh come on what are the the Chico sticks Chico sticks yeah chico sticks i i haven't had those either oh my god this is like opening up a fucking rabbit hole in my brain you know those like crystallized candy on the wooden stick yes i miss those i mean they kind of low key sucked but they it was a thing yeah the vanilla like the vanilla wafers or whatever a lot of a lot of the candies from back then kind of sucked but they were just they were good it was just cool to get because you were like out yeah yeah yeah it was like the cool thing to do right so anyway um we'll we'll we'll you know scurry on down that rabbit hole eventually right there uh yeah he just mentioned that hell yeah yeah yeah those guys sorry I'm just I'm I'm on like this page and I'm just yeah we know it's like I said we'll we'll scurry down that we'll scurry down that rabbit hole uh later like yeah we know we gotta go we got nerd to do yeah we have nerd shed to do see you're you're not being a nerd right now you're being very disruptive so anyway it is Halloween so get ready get ready for that hope you bought all the candy make sure you steal people's bags no don't do what Yeti just said don't be don't be that person okay just they're not gonna give you cigarette candy si candy cigarettes and still they're candy bags he's so mad about the candy cigarettes anyway he's not letting it go no he's not he's gonna he is this has ruined his life the candy cigarettes I will never financially recover from this so anyway six years happy Halloween from the FMJ family to you uh because you know the holidays are up on us and now Halloween is the first up and go have fun hand out that candy be kind don't uh don't don't be a douche and steal candy take only one take only one you know what I take two just in case yeah I mean you could but I'm just saying be be smart be kind don't take the whole fucking bowl right so anyway don't take the whole yeah uh listen there are a lot of kids out there that'll be like ooh look at all this candy anyway happy Halloween um happy Hanukkah yeah what yeah who wants some fun and games let's do it I do now I was gonna pick one because I know you requested one of yours to be done Yeti but I couldn't find the picture that you sent or all of the pictures that you sent. So you're gonna have to resend them to me uh so that way I can so that way next episode I can I can yeah I'll send it to you like an in your personal chat please and thank you so that way I know exactly where to find because I was digging through the whole chat and I was like I don't know where they are I was like it's that's yeah that's the problem yeah I got you so anyway fun and games now this is gonna be entertaining okay this is what I need you to do this is your project right now I need you to pick a movie you keep one actor in that movie and the rest are played by Muppets I already know what I'm picking up done it is gonna be the fucking funniest movie fucking ever made okay who wants to go first I Loki I want I really really hope Yeti's is the funniest so I'll go first okay okay I really hope we have the same fucking answer if we have the same answer I I will for the s hold on let me write it down I'm prepared I don't know what I'll do but I might go play a fucking lottery ticket I don't know if odds I wallet I will go buy a lottery ticket if we have the same okay these goobers are good hell yeah silly goobery goober chilly goober so good chocolate cover peanuts okay yeti what are you writing down I wrote down the name and the actor okay okay and I wrote it down in this book with this pen just now so I will do it like this.
SPEAKER_03:In his little red notebook that's right there's a good chance we don't have the same movie now because I just remembered we have to say an actor and I don't know who the actor is but I know the perfect movie.
SPEAKER_04:Okay well who wants to go first I'll still go first uh I'm choosing Halloween okay and the actor I want to stay in the movie is whoever is playing Mike Myers Muppets around that's pretty funny that's pretty funny I like that that's that's a good one that's a good one that's actually funny as fuck we did not pick this we did not pick this no that's hilarious that that would be that would be a good one to watch Mike Myers just stabbing a bunch of Muppets yeah stuffing flying everywhere yeah oh my god that I would love it that would be hilarious no that's a good one no that's a good one you could actually you could do that and like you can change I think it would be a great painting to be honest it would be it would I should make that a painting I gotta write that one down like okay hear me out hear me out Jamie Lee Curtis as a Muppet getting chased by Mike Myers by real life that would actually be funny yeah that's hilarious okay Yeti I what you got was thinking the hangover and Zach Gillif Aganaxis Galifanakis yes you keep him yes and everybody else would be Muppet that's actually Zach Galvanakus but I like I like how Yeti put it Gallifagus yeah that one that guy no i'm pretty I'm pretty sure that's how it's how it's pronounced Zach Snuffolophagus so the rest I'm sorry so the rest of the are muppets the rest of the cast are fucking muffins that's actually funny I'm sorry the I'm sorry as heopers in his mouth is fucking prime so good I'm sorry I'm sorry moving forward that was no that's a great honestly like the hangover with Muppets it's a good idea and and Zach is the only one that is yeah that's what I'm saying that's pretty fucking good no that's good you could end it in a different way yes you could but he was just yeah before he even went to the fucking answer party and he dreamt it all yes he was like wow I had a strange dream and you were there you were there but oddly enough you were very soft and cuddly and then at the very end there's a Muppet in the fucking background yo that'd be hilarious in the fucking in the crowd of people watching him get married that's actually funny it's actually funny like Fozzie Bears back there like he's like wait wait no was it real what is happening yeah what is happening okay you ready for mine yes yeti is gonna kill me it's gonna be taken or some fucking seriously I think I'm gonna be fucking fast and furious it's going to be too fast too furious and I'll tell you why it's gonna be too fast too furious and the character I'm keeping the actor I'm keeping is Vin Diesel hear me out hear me out so the events of Fast and the Furious do not happen the way you think they do the second word that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01:So the events of Fast and the Furious don't happen the way you think they do that last race at the end with uh Dom and and and and Paul Walker they both died Dom died is the only one that died and too fast too furious is him just like in a whole nother dimension of like Muppets or just like afterlife and he's just living out living out this afterlife with Muppets that's his hell his hell isn't his life continued and everyone's Muppets oh my god dude that's that's fucking good I just want to say to be you're welcome I just want to say we have some really sick fucking ideas no it's funny yeah I think they would all do very well commercially yeah I agree wait here's where I think we should start our own Hollywood yes call it Bollywood no we can't call it no we'll call we'll call it yeti wood yeti wood with with our logo will be like phallic shape exactly call it yeti wood and it's phallic shape we'll just call it great cinema it's phallic shaped phallic shaped and it's like fuzzy like a yeti we got it we got it oh yeah okay I'm in all so now that we have our million dollar Hollywood ideas out there hey how salty would you guys be if this like if one of these came alive I'm fighting somebody you catch me on the fucking news yeah absolutely like I'm quitting my job I'm driving all the way across the country I'll meet you there exactly well whoever directed it produced it I'm gonna I'm uh they they gotta name them you have to be credited I'm gonna find you oh my god dude if I turned into Liam Neeson I'll find you I have a particular set of skills because it's it's a fun here's the thing it's it's it's so corny it would be funny exactly right at the very least an SNL skit right at the very least yeah at the very least yeah now they're definitely gonna steal it yeah good job Chris nerd look at your backpack and your watch get out of here backpack we're a nerd okay because we are we are over time and it is getting late so it's been like Jay's been on here for four hours yeah you know there's a little timer up where it says FMJ podcast I haven't been on here for four hours we don't want to talk about it no I'm gonna talk about it because I've been on here for a while I got on here at 7 30 and he sat by himself staring at the wall no I was writing my stuff down is what I was doing like I said I had stuff to do so no no at least you had work to do exactly how the man we just got so carried away this episode yeah because it was beautiful it was the greatest episode ever for real it's like it's 1130 our time and it is still a school night it's still a school night we are on vacation everybody else is yeah we're on vacation yeah exactly and to be honest I I stay up to slate I mean I gotta work a PM tomorrow so I ain't oh you're good then too okay you're good yeah I'm good I'm you know what you know what let's do another hour of this shit no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding okay no let's think my daughter's sleeping and I'm trying to go bed see exactly so go asleep who wants who wants a fun fact last but certainly not least let me clear my throat did you know that most people stroke cats the wrong way I'm so glad you said cats uh please enlighten us I really love the way they worded it and that's kind of why I wanted to read it's to come here motion right you're talking about a different cat hang on wait this is only gonna get better why you're probably stroking your cat completely wrong and how to do it right you might have been right Eddie let's go fun fact Fact, your cat probably hates the way you're currently petting them. You hear that, Yeti?
SPEAKER_06:I'll have to ask my wife.
SPEAKER_01:What's the best way to stroke a cat? Answer.
SPEAKER_06:We have a kid.
SPEAKER_01:Answer that. Probably not the way you're doing it. Although you may think petting is a proven way to bond with your moggy, there's no guarantee they'll enjoy this physical contact. As Dr. Lauren Finca, cat behavioral expert from Nottingham Trent University explains, although some cats certainly do like a lot of petting, lots of them probably don't want to be stroked the way that we would usually prefer to do it. They're probably just very tolerant of it because of the benefits a relationship with you brings. Think of all the food, treats, and attention you give them. When it comes to petting, it's best to remember that cats, as a species, aren't inherently social or tactile. In short, if you suspect your cat only puts up with your fondling to nab another bite of dinner, you're probably completely right. Particularly if you're consistently touching their back end. Granted, we know limited amounts about this from a scientific perspective. Although people often think cats like being stroked at the base of their tail, research suggests that this can actually produce the most negative uh behavioral responses from cats. Alongside the lower back, Finca advises staying away from the belly with your cat uh having evolved to keep this area protected. A cat's vital organs are exposed at their navel, so they're likely to see touching in this area as a threat. So, where do you think you should pet your cat? Would you like to ask that question? I have an honest.
SPEAKER_06:I think it's the side.
SPEAKER_03:So I have an answer. I have an answer. Yes, Chris. Either, either the top of the head.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Or under the chin.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. So or like around the neck area. As you might have guessed by now, there's a lot you can do wrong with stroking a cat. However, there are areas where friendly cats may be most likely to enjoy being pet around the face. Predominantly the cheeks. Yeah. The base of the ears and under the chin. Uh-huh. This is probably because these areas of the face contain a lot of skin glands that produce scent, says Finca. Cats are very motivated to use these areas to spread their scent, so these regions probably intrinsically feel quite nice to be stimulated. Of course, your cat being the absolute weirdo it is, may also enjoy being stroked in other areas. If in doubt, look for positive arousal signals. Purring, rubbing against you, kneading, and gentle tail waving side to side are all good signs. So there you have it. So there you have it. Pet their face, their cheeks, under the chin, base of the ear. They enjoy that. They like that kind of stuff. Not what Yeti was thinking. Wrong, wrong cat. Okay, wrong cat. Wrong. Wait, you know what? We haven't used that in a while, so wrong. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Hey Jay.
SPEAKER_06:You're late. Welcome to the party, bro.
SPEAKER_05:Wrong. What'd you say, Eddie?
SPEAKER_06:I'm not gonna say it the sixth time.
SPEAKER_05:Why?
SPEAKER_01:What'd you say? Huh? What'd you say? Wrong. Anyway. I don't know if he's actually mouthing or actually trying to speak.
SPEAKER_03:I think he's frozen.
SPEAKER_01:No, he's not frozen. He's definitely not frozen. He's not frozen. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. I don't know if he's doing that on purpose. He could be. You know what I should do? I should kick him. I know, I know he would. Anyway.
SPEAKER_05:I'll call you all.
SPEAKER_01:I knew I knew he was doing it on purpose. Anyway. That'll wrap our show for tonight. Uh again, have a happy Halloween hot mess. It's been a fantastic episode, probably one of my favorites in a long time. So have a happy Halloween. Uh, enjoy your Friday and get all of the candy that you wish. Please do not forget uh Magic Mind. If you are excuse me, good Lord, if you're looking to try out Magic Mind, please feel free to stop by www.magicmind.com and use our discount code FMJpod20 at discount uh at checkout and get 48% off your first uh subscription or 20% off one-time purchase. Join us in two weeks. Um, do we have an episode to talk about in two weeks?
SPEAKER_06:Are we going to do verses?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I mean we can if you'd like to. And let her rip. Let's let her rip. We'll we'll we'll do we'll discuss verses because I think we have a couple of episodes and uh of versus coming up before our next episode. So join us, join us in two weeks when we talk about verses and and like what we like. This will be Grizz hopping into it for the first time.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, I think I think Grizz should take the rein on that one. To be honest, since he's gonna be a newbie at it, he can kind of give us his take and fill.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and have that's true. Yeah, yeah. That would that would that would be an interesting conversation to have, and then of course we can we can mosey on from there. But um until then, please say ta-ta to your fans.
SPEAKER_03:Adios amigos.
SPEAKER_01:Look at us being all bilingual and stuff. We're so cool. We're so cool. Adios. Ah, look at it. Yeti called them nerds.
SPEAKER_03:What if I use my glasses? As a monocle.
SPEAKER_01:He's Mr. Peanut. Hmm, indubitably. And that's all you say. That's all you say.
SPEAKER_07:Chris, what do you think about that?
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