Super Bowl Digest

Some time has elapsed and we must now discuss what we seen as far as the Big Show is concerned.  Join the gang as they discuss the Super Bowl, what it was like for Grizz to experience living in a town that made it and won the Super Bowl and most importantly, this year's commercials!

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Intro

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Is this thing on? Welcome welcome everyone. Welcome everyone. Come come coming to you.

unknown 0:07

Coming to you.

SPEAKER_06 0:08

OLR OLR OLR Studios. This is FMJ. This is FMJ. This is the F F FMJ Podcast. The FMJ. The FMJ podcast.

SPEAKER_05 0:25

Why don't why can't I touch the soundboard?

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Because you would do you're overkill. You just sit there pushing buttons like a fucking crazy madman. Yes, Chris.

SPEAKER_04 0:35

Mainly because of the way you said, why can't I touch the soundboard?

SPEAKER_02 0:39

Exactly. You can't touch it because you're not old enough.

unknown 0:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

He calls it the Googles. The Googles. The Googles. The Googles. The googly's. The googly eyes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Oh my gosh. Anyway, alright. We ready to get the show on the road? Hell yeah. I'm old. Does everybody know what we're talking about? Everybody got an idea?

SPEAKER_08 1:12

Yeah, brother.

Checking Pulses

SPEAKER_02 1:14

What's up, brother? The Nintendas. You need to stay off the Nintendas, it's gonna rot your brain. Welcome back to another beautiful episode of the FMJ podcast where we make all of your wildest fantasies come true. I'm just kidding, we don't do that. Unless you make it past your 90 days with Miss Meese and study the SOD. That's correct. You have to make it into the union before anything. Miss Meese will will let you know where applications can be can't be filed. Can't be turned into. I think she might have a uh Indeed page up. I'm just kidding. Anyway, it's jokes. It's jokes. Wait for the joke. Anyway. Um welcome back. Uh let's run around the room real quick. I have a lot to cover in entertainment news, and you guys are gonna hate me for it. Um let's start with Templeton. Let's get you out of the way. What's your pulse look like?

SPEAKER_05 2:28

That's funnier if you think about it though.

SPEAKER_07 2:32

It gets funnier as it sits. We love you. I can tell.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Oh, what'd your pulse look like, buddy?

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Um, you know, I just checked. It's like a 97.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Oh, elevated. Okay. Stressed a little bit. What's going on? How how how are we feeling?

SPEAKER_07 2:52

I have to go to work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Not on a Monday.

SPEAKER_07 3:00

Fuck Monday.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Yeah, Monday's uh is that the only reason why it's elevated, just work on Monday.

SPEAKER_07 3:07

Yeah, Monday is fuck Monday.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Anything fun, new and exciting other than work?

SPEAKER_07 3:13

Stressing you out. No. No, just Monday.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

I gotcha. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 3:19

Well, Grizz.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

What's your pulse look like? I just checked it. Uh-huh. It's a 6'7.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

6-7! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

For the joke, so we don't lose any listeners or something.

SPEAKER_07 3:37

I know mine is like for that. Mine is like a 100 now. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Chris.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

I really hate myself for that one, but uh you can blame the Apple Watch. So I blame the Apple Watch.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

I I do blame the Apple Watch.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

I'm doing good. Um, what have I been doing? What have I been doing? Oh, been running. I experienced a I have been running. I experienced a Super Bowl parade for the first time in me. That was pretty sick. Yeah. Um everybody in Cincinnati hates you, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

I don't know about everybody, but definitely well to be fair, he's the only one in Cincinnati.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

So and he is everybody.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

Um yeah, I have been running. I did my uh I don't remember if I did I was preparing for my 5k before on last show, right? Yes. I have since I have since run said 5k. Uh I finished in 31 minutes, which was pretty sick. The flash over here. Yeah, right. No, there was these two moms, they were cooking with grease, dude. Really? Like I s I'm not even bullshitting. Like like normal ass conversation tone. And they ran they ran 5k in like 19 minutes.

SPEAKER_08 5:04

Damn. That's insane. Yeah, that's pretty quick. I was like, God, over three miles. Yeah. Yeah, 3.1 for everybody that's in freedom.

SPEAKER_07 5:14

I mean, like I was telling you guys earlier. I had to convert. When I was in basic training, like my fastest like one mile was like seven minutes. I mean, yeah, that's that's an asthmatic. That's an asthmatic fat ass dude with flat feet. Yeah. But I feel like seven minutes is pretty still pretty quick, though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Am I wrong or not? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

That's pretty, I'd say that's probably I don't know. What would you say? Like pretty close to like the average if someone's in shape.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

Like if they're running shape. Seven minutes.

SPEAKER_07 5:48

That's the average of somebody who didn't want to repeat basic training.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

That's fair. Um, I also have another uh 5k coming up at the first of March. It's a hot chocolate run. Do you get hot chocolate? I think Seattle too. Would you ask about Seattle?

SPEAKER_05 6:13

Seattle doesn't have like a Santa Con or something like that. That happened.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

A lot of cities do probably March, though.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

No, I was just outfits like in the middle of July, dude. Like they they're Christmas in July.

SPEAKER_08 6:30

Why are we connecting the obvious around the earth right now? In other news, water's wet.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Christmas is not in July. What's it? Yes, it is. That's Hallmark.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

Hallmark. That's Hallmark. Respectfully? Yeah. Fuck Hallmark. Damn. Damn. Hallmark is.

SPEAKER_08 6:53

Wait, wait. I get it. For the joke.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

He didn't mean it, Hallmark. He didn't mean it.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Yeah, I was probably joking.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

Clearly, clearly, he was joking.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

I was clearly joking.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Oh my god. So nobody jokes better than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but Grizz, Grizz, that you did a so you had a solid 5k. You you showed us the results in the Senate too. He showed it. It's very impressive.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

I'm pretty, I'm pretty proud of myself. Uh I am now. So I don't know if I mentioned it last show. I am training for a marathon, but the marathon's not gonna, I'm not gonna attempt it until 2027. I'm just I'm taking my time because I have an autoimmune disease, and that bitch be trying to kill me sometimes. So yeah, uh, I'd be running from my demons. No, I hear you, I hear you. Yeah, physically and mentally.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Yeah, I hear you, I hear you. But keep it up and uh you know, keep us informed of your progress. And uh I don't know where you're running for for the uh marathon that you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Um we're aiming for the New York one, me and my friend. But um we've been doing some research and it's seeming like it might be a little difficult to get into.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:12

Um and I'm also thinking about because we're doing it in 2027. The flying pig marathon happens in May. I do not have the uh ability to do 2026s, but I might try and do 2027s to do like uh do Cincinnati's five uh fuck uh marathon. Or at the very least, I thought about doing Cincinnati's half marathon this year, but I don't know if I can be half marathon ready by May. Never know.

SPEAKER_08 8:47

Of this year?

SPEAKER_04 8:48

Yeah, this year.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Never know to you try. I might be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

You got a couple months. We're already in we're in three mile weeks now. Yeah, so so like like yesterday we ran three miles, today we're running another three. So we're just like slowly increasing. Yeah, and then when I don't feel like I can do it. It's just me and a friend, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:11

Nice, yep.

SPEAKER_04 9:11

That's all if I did a running club, like respectfully take me out.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

Damn, not a fan of running clubs, obviously. I was just I was just being an asshole.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

No, that's fair. That's fair. I woke up and chose violence. Clearly, clearly, he said as soon as anybody who's in a running club, I apologize.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Wait, you see, you gotta let no for the joke. He's just kidding. He didn't mean it. He didn't mean it. He was clearly joking. I was joking, yeah. So uh keep that up, Grizz. Let us know. Um, especially which marathon you decide to go with. If Cincinnati, I will stop by and and cheer you on, buddy. Oh yeah. So yeah, yeah, just just keep just keep us informed.

SPEAKER_08 9:56

I will not.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Okay, well, Miss Me Seeks, you can take over and tell us what your pulse looks like. That sounds like you tagged in.

SPEAKER_08 10:09

Okay, so I just checked it and it's 83. Okay, but symbolically it's like 50. I've been so friggin' bored. Just like middle of the road, bored, almost dead, like murping through life. Okay, you just were you know, nothing really going on, yeah, like just day-to-day stuff. I was so bored the other day. I literally spent 30 minutes telling this dude from a dating app just like the most wild bullshit lore. And then when he was like, prove it, I was like, I can't, I've been lying.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

I can't just tell you.

SPEAKER_08 10:51

I was just telling an elaborate story to a stranger on the internet, and then they said prove it. Yeah, and then he said prove it, and I was like, I can't, I've been lying.

SPEAKER_07 11:02

Why would you call me out like that? God, like on a question. Brit Brit, do you game at all? No. You should and just like stream No, I'm serious, like you should and just stream it.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

You don't even have to game to stream.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Yeah, you can just stream. You don't even have to game. Oh lord. Like, no, like legit, like legitimately, you can jump on Twitch and just yap, because a lot of people do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:29

Well, my my point is like she says she's bored. Oh gaming is something that is fun.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Yeah. It feels bored. Not not for everybody though. That's the that's the thing.

SPEAKER_07 11:41

Well, it it depends on what kind of game you play. Like whatever game she likes to play, she will enjoy.

SPEAKER_04 11:47

Like telling stories to strangers. Yeah. What if you live?

SPEAKER_05 11:51

What if you live streamed your dating? What?

SPEAKER_04 11:56

Like, like I think Netflix has that corner. It's called Love is Blind.

SPEAKER_07 12:01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

No, no, no, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 12:02

Which I'm gonna apply to for this last season, by the way. The point I was making is like Britt could like find a game that she enjoys playing, she won't be bored, and then if she gets enough viewers, which she will because she's a woman and she's attractive, she can monetize. She can no I'm I'm not done. I'm not done. Like, she could monetize that and make money off of doing something that she is doing anyway.

SPEAKER_04 12:32

True, true. Hustle life.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Come on now. That's that's that's it. That would be a Miss Me Seeks thing to do if she does if she gets into it and finds a game, maybe. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe she can't get in a game.

SPEAKER_08 12:45

I think we've landed back on live streaming my dating. Because that's the game I like to play.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Right, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08 12:52

I support this game I like to play is men.

SPEAKER_05 12:55

Just hear me out. She she's she gave this an elaborate story and then said, now I'm just playing. Could you imagine if that was live streamed? Like that would be funny. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

I also think you should have doubled down on it. Like when he said prove it, you go, I'm sorry, but you haven't met the subscription level for the you haven't made it.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

You haven't made it 90 days.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

You haven't made it 90 days.

SPEAKER_07 13:19

You could also just like make a YouTube channel like screenshotting like your dating dating app like messages and stuff. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's very dangerous.

SPEAKER_08 13:32

I did have a whole library. I mean, my original talk a few times.

SPEAKER_07 13:38

It's it's no less dangerous than the interactions that she already has.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Uh the Miss Me Seeks files.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

You can call inside Miss for the joke. Oh my god, I can't do it. You're you're struggling. You can do it. You can do it. Sound it out.

SPEAKER_08 13:56

You're doing amazing, sweetie.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Miss MeSeeks Files. That's what the show is. My guy, you got it.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

See, we knew you'd get there. Wait, wait, wait. We gotta see it.

SPEAKER_08 14:06

I love that you got there.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Good job, Yeti.

SPEAKER_07 14:11

I am just trying to look out for Brick and help her monetize her already online presence. Who? I'm glad somebody's trying to look out for me. Brick?

SPEAKER_08 14:21

It's Miss Me Cheeks to heal me. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 14:25

That could be your handle. Look, I'm doing all this legwork for you. Anyway.

SPEAKER_08 14:34

Yeah, I mean, creatively, this is the team.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

Yeah, any anyway. Miss Me Seeks. Um uh it's I mean, no news is good news, as I as I like to say sometimes because you know it's not bad. Yeah, it's it's some it life gets dull sometimes, but you do find ways to lighten it up, especially you know, just telling lies to random strangers. Sure. Always fun. Big fan. So yeah, keep that up. And if you do decide to sell the Meese files to everyone and say, hey, check this out.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Oh shit. Um, yeah, let us know how that goes. Uh Yeti. Yeti. Yeti. Yet again, what is your pulse? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 15:32

Oh, what exactly?

SPEAKER_05 15:36

I had a string on it and I was pulling it back.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

He's like, this is how I get the stronger wipes, anyway.

SPEAKER_05 15:41

Yes. That's worse. Stop doing that. Um my pulse is like, I don't know, like 70, 75.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Okay, so pretty chill.

SPEAKER_05 15:54

Yeah, I'm just chilling. Yeah, I'm just chilling. Um, not much going on over here. Uh went to lunch with a buddy of mine yesterday. Um I was not there, so I don't understand.

SPEAKER_08 16:07

Um, not all buddies.

SPEAKER_07 16:09

Yeah, not not all of my buddies. I still don't understand.

SPEAKER_05 16:15

Okay, so it's when you link up with a friend and you go to lunch. He had his kids. I brought my kid and my wife. And it was good times. It was it was good times. It was good times, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_08 16:28

Did you bring anybody else?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah, did you bring anybody else, Yeti? No, he didn't. He didn't. It was just it was just Yeti and Mrs. Yeti, nobody else. And a buddy. That's literally it. Nobody else. Yeah, nobody else went.

SPEAKER_05 16:43

But it was a good time.

SPEAKER_02 16:43

Anyways, was it?

SPEAKER_05 16:45

Yeah, it was a good time. The uh it took forever to get the food though, so that was kind of annoying. Yeah, how long iHop?

SPEAKER_02 16:52

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

Well, why would you say that?

SPEAKER_00 16:55

Why are you not why you not have an IHOP, brother?

SPEAKER_08 16:58

Damn. Of all places, he could have said what they do to you. No, for the rest of the time.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

Listen, I've never gone to an IHOP and got my food on time.

SPEAKER_08 17:14

That's actually super fair. I don't know. It's always leisurely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:19

Yeah. I mean, that's the are not trained by Waffle House. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Yeah, then Waffle House is so good. Waffle House and Waffle House would win in every category. Yes, Waffle Waffle House employees are trained in like Street Fighters.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

So I'm not sure if you also you also get a movie when you're at Waffle House. You get a dinner and a movie.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Yeah, dinner and a show.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

So Northside Yacht Club is what she said.

SPEAKER_05 17:45

Oh, you went to the yacht club? Hell yeah. I didn't know you had a boat. Yeah. Yep. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. You sunk the boat?

SPEAKER_03 17:58

B4. Oh, you sunk my battleship.

SPEAKER_02 18:03

Oh my god. Anyway, Northside Yacht Club. So they they were kind of slow on bringing your food.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

Yeah, but other than that, I mean that that's all I did this past weekend. That's it. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

That's cool.

SPEAKER_05 18:15

Nothing else crazy going on. My daughters. So I got a question though. When is a baby's first words their first words? What?

SPEAKER_01 18:26

When they because I get where you're going.

SPEAKER_05 18:30

She's doing like jabberish, but she's saying dad da. But is it but is it da da? Or is it just da da da da da da da da da?

SPEAKER_08 18:40

Da well thing is we'll find out shortly.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

Right. What's the cadence?

SPEAKER_08 18:49

Just wait a few months.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

Is it just like is she going like da? Or is there like a da da da? Da da. Or is it just like she'll do dah.

SPEAKER_05 19:04

And then she'll be like da da da.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Da da da.

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Like, I mean, it's just it's there, but it's not there. But now what I'm trying to do is after every second one she does, I say, yes, can I help you? Like I I respond to it to make her know that, like, oh, that's his, like, that's what I'm calling him. If I say this, I get his attention. That's what I'm trying to do.

SPEAKER_04 19:25

I have two follow-up questions.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Ask.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

First one is when when um you and Mrs. Yeti are interacting with baby Yeti. Yes. Do you use verbiage like go to mama or come to Dada? Yes. Yes, we do. So okay.

SPEAKER_05 19:43

And we point like that's mama, this dada.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Okay. And then so it probably is that. And then my second my second question was, how does she react to music? She doesn't listen to it. Like when you are lit, when you guys are like playing music, maybe in the car, do you need notice if she's like bopping along? Because also if she's like da da da da, she could be just be fucking like jamming in her head.

SPEAKER_05 20:13

Right, right, right, right. No, I don't think she's bobbing her head quite yet. I don't think she's quite there yet.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:20

I'd really love to imagine baby G just like vibing in her own like that. Like I'd love to be right, right?

SPEAKER_04 20:30

Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

She's just like, wait a minute. What are you doing? She's a musical musical prodigy.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

That would be epic. But yeah, but no, she I get what you're saying. But like she does like so, like, we'll turn on like some like TV show, and like they'll have like there's a show called Gracie's Corner, and it's literally just an animation of like songs of all like that's all it really is, and she just sits there and watches it and just kind of stares at it.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

So well, you never know. She might become a musical prodigy. You never know.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

And then she's she's almost about to crawl. She gets up on her knees and does the whole rocking thing with her hips, like, yeah. Like, yeah, here we go.

unknown 21:16

Here we go.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

Eventually, I'm gonna go forward.

Entertainment News

SPEAKER_02 21:19

Yes, I will be on my way. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting there, you're getting there. Well, good, good, good job, good job. Keep that up, keep that up, Yeti. Keep baby Yeti growing and and saying words and stuff like that. So all right, we got a lot of entertainment news to cover. A whole lot of entertainment news. Yes, we do. Oh I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to blaze through this as quickly as possible because last week, in case anybody didn't know, um, Sony had their state of play and they unveiled a lot of stuff as far as gaming goes. So those of you that are interested in uh Playstation Five, uh think Templeton, you just recently got one. And Grizz, you're thinking about getting one. Um, you're still working on are you still working on PC? Do you have got an Xbox?

SPEAKER_04 22:09

Yeah, I I I I have a bit I I do have an Xbox. I have not been gaming. Okay. Uh a lot at like hardly at all. That's fair lately, but that's fair.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Okay. So running. Yeah. Running, running and running, running. That's the exact same song he was going to head. I was just saying what everybody was thinking, okay. Oh yeah. So I'm going to blaze through this as quickly as possible. There might be some uh interesting uh games out there that people might be like, oh I kind of want to play that. So in Sony's state of play they unveiled a new Castlevania Belmont's Curse. So I know yeah I know Templeton is a huge Castlevania fan and it plays like it it's still a side scroller but it's like the graphics and gameplay have been updated and it looks smooth as fuck. They released a new gameplay trailer for uh control resident. Um those of you that don't know I'm a huge control fan just finished up um Alan Wake 2 which is also part of that universe. Death Stranding 2 this is for you Grizz is heading to PC so if you want to check that out um you can you can jump on that here shortly. Ghost Yote Legends is out March 10th um just to add on to Ghost Yote which I still need to get uh we have a new John Wick game coming out uh Keanu Reese Yeah he's reprising his role as John Wick doing the motion capture he's voicing him yes he is and the motion capture like literally we are yeah we're getting the gun fu and everything so Saber Interactive is working with the creators of the action movie franchise to create a previously unseen chapter in the life of John Wick which lets you play as the Baba Yaga himself. The studio is promising the signature elements from John Wick movies to be present in the game from the unique use of camera work, bold and cinematic environments and extremely distinctive gun fu action and intense driving experiences. The game is coming to PS5 but release date and official title is not yet known but that is on the way um we have the right I can't wait yeah and they did they did show like snippets of some of the gameplay it looks fucking it's very John Wick. It is very John third person it it it'll it looks it it looks almost like the last of us so okay hell yeah yeah yeah yeah but but but the action is gonna be a lot more cinematic I will tell you that um it's very it's very brutal up close and it's it's very John Wick I promise you. Love that love um Marvel token uh fighting souls is out August 6th that is made by Arxis who uh does um guilty gear they did Dragon Ball Fighters um it looks pretty dope uh can't wait for that uh they we got a better look at prag Pragmata what's up Templeton uh is it like a fighting a fighting game yes it is it'll be a three V It'll be a 3v3 um it'll it's set up kind of like like I said if anybody's ever played guilty gear or or Dragon Ball fighters it's much like uh Street Fighter um esque um but very very much more fast paced uh and and I think they're they're gonna add magic wolverine and danger I think to the list uh to the roster of fighters yeah it's it's it it looks pretty sick um we got a better look at Pragmata that comes out uh April 24th and the demo is now available so in case anybody's interested in Capcom's new uh IP go take a look at that Project Windless is about a buff giant chicken okay so why didn't you tell us that you were to be in a movie sorry that that uh might be I was trying to keep it under wraps but it's actually a Dark Fantasy open world RPG inspired by the Korean novel series The Bird That Drinks Tears the game will tap into a point thousand thousands of years before the source material having you play as one of the Recons a nomadic warrior race of humanoid birds known as the known for their immense physical strength and size it actually looks fucking sick. Like the yeah the gameplay on it I'm like yo I want to play as a giant fucking chicken so I'm I'm I'm excited for that we we got a new silent hill town fall uh we also have a new Star Wars Galactic Racer which I don't know I don't know any Star Wars fans it looks it looks pretty smooth yeah so that looks fun right right um and then Metal Gear Solid collection volume two this is one of the big ones that I was looking forward to uh it launches August 27th of this year that is going to include Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker and Metal Gear Ghost Babel as a bonus uh on release and of course last but not least the huge news God of War trilogy remake any God of War fans in here oh yeah for sure yes TC Carson is returning for uh young Kratos to voice him and I'm stoked they they don't have any gameplay or anything like that it's just it's in production they wanted everybody to everybody to know that yes Grizz is it a remaster or a complete remake remake so so are they like telling new story or it'll it'll be the same story. So think of Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3 remake Resident Evil 4 remake what they just recently came out with so same story they might add some add some stuff take away some things but they're it's I see it's versatile the game instead of reskinning an existing game. Correct and they and they said that they might change a little bit of the gameplay there is speculation that it'll play a lot like the 2018 God of war and Ragnarok and a lot of people are not happy about that because they're like they're like oh it takes away from you know what God of War was and I'm like a lot of people didn't play the Valhalla DLC and it shows because they they leaned a very into the um that side of Kratos during Valhalla and it played just fine. So I don't think yeah I think they're just bitching just a bitch.

SPEAKER_08 27:59

So um probably yeah and so also I was years old when I found out the difference between remaster and remake really thank you.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Well you are you are very welcome remaster is essentially just giving it a facelift as far as graphics goes like just just making it look more up to date and not so dated uh for your new gen. And a remake is completely from the ground up in a new engine or something like that. And they like I said they might add some things take away some things but it'll stay pretty true to the original story and they'll improve the gameplay the quality of the game and all that kind of stuff that's that's that's the difference.

SPEAKER_08 28:35

I spent the last like three minutes just like getting context clues to arrive to that differentiation. Well look at like when Grizz first said it I was like what's the difference? Yeah and then I was like I can just listen for a little bit and hell yeah you answered my questions.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

So we love critical thinking.

Dafuq?

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Exactly but but hey you got there because you're like I wonder what that means you know what let me listen a little longer perfect so um yes but uh if you miss state of play that's just uh a little bit of what they released Sony actually cooked a lot at state of play there's still a ton of stuff that I didn't cover I just wanted to mention really the stuff that I would and I think most of us would would be most interested in um if you're if you want to know more you can visit uh the PlayStation website go to their blog they have everything that they covered on there um I wanted to cover this since we really didn't do uh a Black History Month episode this this season I want to touch on back in 2013 Lonnie Johnson won a lawsuit against Hasbro for being underpaid in royalties does anybody know who Lonnie Johnson is super soaker no super soaker so in February 2013 Johnson filed suit against Hasbro after he discovered that he was being underpaid royalties for the Super Soaker and several Nerf line of toys in November 2013 Johnson was awarded nearly 73 million dollars in royalties from Hasbro Inc in arbitration there you go there you go so good job good job the Black History Month fact that's a win shout out Lonnie yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I wanted to touch on that because I thought that was that was you know we didn't get to do an episode uh for for Black History Month of this season so I figured I'd get a little something in there so happy black history month way to go Lonnie get your money baby don't let don't let the man fuck you over but uh other than that I think Yeti has something for us I do tell us tell us so oh before I get started so here we go I was at work yeah I was at work the other day and the temperature kind of went down a little bit and I had shorts on uh and I thought to myself if I pull my shorts down far enough don't they become ants?

SPEAKER_08 30:57

Here what the fuck okay so wait rewind I need to hear that again I think okay so the temperature dropped a little bit right and I had shorts on in the beginning of the day right and I started getting a little cold so I told myself well if I pull my pants down enough they be or if I pull my shorts down far enough they become pants yes no do you think that they point as close to each other the difference between shorts and pants I mean aren't like you think it's close?

SPEAKER_07 31:31

Yes so if I pull my shorts down to my ankles you're smarter than this I I know you're smarter than this.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

I'm sighing in exasperation I mean theoretically I guess it's just double shorts at that at that point I think it's just like you're underwear and then you're short there's still shorts because you know pants would have to go to your ankles right and if you're pulling your shorts all the way down your ankles they're gonna be around your knees which means the upper part where your thighs are still some exposure. So you're in your skivys here I am saying skivvies again I can't believe I'm saying that in two different episodes. So um Yeti I think we have a Reddit roulette stuff get to the fucking story but also what did you do?

SPEAKER_08 32:16

Did you pull them down? He pulled his shorts down or was this just like an internal criteria?

SPEAKER_04 32:23

Actually don't answer that.

Reddit Roulette

SPEAKER_08 32:25

High waters wear a tighter belt number pick a number one through five three okay let's keep it shorts waiting for this morning speaking of asshole all right here we go yeti well this is great am I an asshole for ignoring my brother damn no immediate no immediate no it's forgivable it's fine I'm on your side no zero zero context dude I love that for the joke not the asshole moving on yeah exactly today all right yeti lay it on us all right for context he is an 18 he is 18 years older than me so I'm his I'm his youngest sister okay huge gap he and I have never gotten along for example when I was younger he would try to play my favorite games with me and I'd happily agree however he would get annoyed whenever I would talk too much or laugh too loudly and kick me out of his room or blow up.

SPEAKER_05 33:38

I grew up to be very cautious with him so I keep my distance and stay quiet unless promoted in conversation or activities. He eventually got married moved out and separated and then separated moved back in I didn't talk to him or really see him for the few years he was he was moved out and when he moved back in I was too busy with school applications. Three years ago I asked to borrow his skateboard he told me I didn't need to ask him and go for it. Four times I used a skateboard to skate around my neighborhood soon after school started I became busy again especially did not use a skateboard last summer while I was with our older sister he began texting her I'm not sure what the conversation was exactly however she summarized once they stopped talking for an hour or an hour later according to her and my parents who were home with him he flipped the house to find a skateboard yet it was nowhere to be seen he then began to accuse me of selling or dumping a skateboard he then continued his entire week I was away until my mom was fed up and started moving the furniture to find it she found it and that was that he didn't apologize to anyone on Saturday his PC monitor stopped working and he blamed me said that I purposely broke it despite the fact there was no damage on the monitor and I was not from 5 a.m to 7 p.m every day while he was not home from 9 a.m to 5 p.m I said no and I ignored him prompting even more outrage this week he came home very happy he tried talking to me I ignored him he moved the conversation along with our parents he left the room and a few minutes later he began slamming doors saying where is it my mom asked him what is wrong and how could she help he goes on to say my packet is gone your daughter took my packet I don't know what that is my mom was very confused and asked me what she's talking about. I remind him that he does not he he that he does recreational activities and that I have not uh and did not take anything from him he barges into my room to correct her and and that he didn't blame me but rather said it's highly probable that your daughter took it and she does it all the time and that everyone is stupid for not knowing I ignored him again he got upset and threw another tantrum what should I do okay so he is 18 years older than her?

SPEAKER_08 35:55

Yes but doesn't give her age but she's in so sh he has been an adult her entire life he just continues to be an adultier adult is what I mean yes yes yes yes yes yes yes okay wanted to make sure I got that baseline there because it sounds like he's just a maladapted adult who's being a dick to the rest of the world.

SPEAKER_04 36:16

Yeah yeah it sounds like he has issues to be honest with you I mean yeah it sounds like he has maladapted adult he has not gotten proper treatment for whatever the fuck his issue is yeah which sounds like back to my original thought no which sounds like what yeah which replacing things my guy used his escapeboard he lost his packet he lost he he lost the ability to control his yes the answer is yes thank you all of it some type of packet means weed right that's right that's what I mean yeah it's some type I've never referred to it as packet like why why don't you just say weed because he's an old white guy is how he doesn't want to admit as she wanna say weed loser who's his younger sister.

SPEAKER_02 37:11

Maybe she doesn't know what the packet is yeah maybe that could that could very see that's what I would like to know I'd like to know how old she is old enough to use Reddit and I'm sure you have to be what 12 or 13 to create an account which most people probably lie on but yeah I was gonna say either she's probably she's either like a preteen or a teen I'd imagine wait what's the spelling and grammar look like oh damn does she spell you with the letter you or everything no no no no no no no the answer she's got grammar she's got uh quotations question marks commas there meeting like no caps we consider the no there's caps no no no I mean like the word no cap and I heard that miss misscheeks what what'd you say he reverted back yeah he did it wrong he did it was on purpose I just don't know if we have the right person as editor here no uh no we have the perfect person as editor yeah this is do it because I'm I'm a professional at this because it means we because it means we have to utilize our decoder means and figure out exactly what he's doing with our powers completely we can figure out the statement that is not captain planet anyway with that is not captain planet I love I fucking love that what whatever just happened that was beauty right there I don't know what that what it was yeah it was that was good that was good so yeah I mean I think consensus is dude's just a dick like he's just right he's an asshole right the simply the the younger one is not the asshole right right right they're not the asshole the the older one that is literally like just angry because of just wrote down time is there a follow up oh she's in college and he's pushing 40 so if he's she's so 40 and what 22 yeah or 49 and 21 yeah so he's just an asshole he's just being an asshole yeah he's being an asshole she was a child for like 99% of all of this too like she was a literal child and he was a whole ass adult and just kept going through adulthood just racing right through it acting like that just being a dick someone said someone said crazy uh he's immature and only acceptable if he has some sort of mental issue or mental illness or something also ungrateful as fuck if I was 40 and life forced me to move back in with my mother and my teen sister I would be quieter than a mute dog.

SPEAKER_08 39:53

Damn that's the kids and he's a series they're not wrong like if I had yeah like I'd be like life happens I get it not judge we don't judge we just we hear we don't judge yeah we listen we don't judge yeah he's a dick he can't do 100% judging and if that's like if if that statement or that we don't judge I judge all the time oh damn that's fair but no he's definitely he's the asshole you are not the asshole like he just there's something wrong with him yeah you can't you can't also also though I also kind of fault the parents a little bit because if there's a mental issue there why are the parents not stepping in and like take helping because there may not there may not be a mental issue yeah there may well I was gonna say there may not be a mental issue thing well he's in his he's in his but also there's his parents might not have the tools and resources to recognize that it isn't it is a mental illness you're right you're right like not everybody has the same start or resources and at the end of the day objectively they're probably enablers right but right maybe not willful or intentional enablers or maybe he is just and they had kids like 20 years apart so like yeah which we're not even talking about that part yet yeah because I was gonna say was he an only child was he an only child for a long time and then all of a sudden here comes you know this child but he's an adult at that point and it's like why should he fucking care?

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Why should it affect him that much but at I'm thinking here's what I'm thinking because if he is you said he'd moved back in because you know hardships whatever um maybe he's bitter maybe he doesn't maybe he's not happy being there and that is one thing but you don't lash out at the people that are helping you in your time of need. Oftentimes correct right yeah hurt people hurt people right so I mean it's just that that's why I'm kinda like may maybe and hey seek seek some help talk to somebody about that shit or you know just find a way back on yeah or just find a way to get back on your feet.

SPEAKER_07 42:18

I mean I'm just saying like a lot of people who are like broken feel like seeking help is a weakness.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

Right no I I hear you uh like I said it it it could be it could be that deep or it may just be he's an asshole because there are plenty of people out here yeah on the that are walking around there's there's at least either way you need there's five assholes in here we all have one an asshole asshole and everybody poops I'm just saying like people don't want to like seek help because they feel that that is exposing them as a a weak person. Yeah yeah yeah I got that you know true true strength is seeking help I agree I'm just saying that's a big part of the problem correct correct I I I agree with that statement I agree with that sentiment yes but the again there's just factors in here that aren't you know it could be anything at this point like he could he might need help maybe he's just an asshole maybe he's bitter like I said it could be either one but like maybe well yeah and yeah yeah inside the I can hear her her thoughts Oh no everything's going Miss Meesics your thoughts are very loud right now Oh, that's when you know it's serious because I added the R in the no. I'm sorry. But no, uh Yeah, it's it could be a number of things. Um regardless, he needs to figure that out, get him some help. Uh and and maybe the parents just aren't really maybe they're like, hey, they could be the parents are like 18 years old. We're done. You know what I mean? We're we're done with you. Go, go, go do, go figure life out on your own.

SPEAKER_05 44:33

There's but I don't think they're like that because they opened the door back up for him when he had to come back home.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

That's true. But I'm I'm just saying, like, he they still might say, okay, we'll help you.

SPEAKER_05 44:43

But but you know, we're doing a lot of assuming.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Yeah, there's a lot of assumptions being thrown around right now. There's there's no telling what's going on directly. We need we would need more information. But I still say correct. We need an update. I I still think they are not the asshole. He is the asshole. He's just being an asshole. Facts. He's just being a dickhead.

SPEAKER_05 45:03

So given off the given given the facts and what we read, he's 100% the asshole.

Magic Mind

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Yeah, so uh lady. Uh OP, not the asshole. Brother, on the other hand, definitely the asshole. So um Miss Meese is figuring her stuff out. Uh but while we while we wait for that to happen, um, have you guys ever just been like um hanging out and you're like, man, why did I come in here again? I needed something. Oh, that's right. I needed to remember where the fuck I put my skateboard. So maybe our guy might have needed some magic mind. What do you think about that, guys? He needs always work for me. For sure. He needed this wonderful little mental performance shot to help him uh clear his thoughts and help with recollection. Uh it's got these wonderful nootropics in it that could, you know, help with that and calm your little ass Dan. Why do I hear myself? Am I echoing?

unknown 46:06

Echo, echo, echo.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Where where where's that coming from? Anyway, um, it's got hey, there I am again. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

It's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 46:21

It's like I'm talking to myself. Um, anyway. I was waiting for it. It's coming. So see how I get distracted. Wait, I just I just heard I heard Yeti.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

This is going great.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

So for all these mental so for all these mental distractions, I think I need to get this shot of Magic Mind in my system. Um, the L-the edine will help with uh caffeine absorption. Uh if you want to add it to your daily routine, add it to your coffee, and that'll keep you uh energized all day long. Hang on, wait a minute. Try leaving and coming back. Have you tried powering down and powering up? So um Magic Mind. If you want to give it a try, please feel free to stop by www.magicmind.com and use our discount code fmjpod20 at checkout for 48% off your first subscriptions or 20% off uh one-time purchases. Um so with that being said, uh Miss Meseeks, are you back? Are you connected? Are we are we good? I'm dying from my life away. Cause that was that was wild.

SPEAKER_05 47:34

I just turned back like five times.

SPEAKER_00 47:36

That's that's Templeton being weird.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

That's Templeton fucking around.

SPEAKER_00 47:40

All right.

SPEAKER_07 47:42

Are we good? What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here chilling. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 47:48

We're echoing. Reval just try disconnecting and reconnecting to the chat. She's in she's in survival mode. Yeah, she is in the surface.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

We hear her thoughts.

SPEAKER_08 48:03

Oh my mic keeps disconnecting for some reason.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Really?

SPEAKER_08 48:07

Yeah, my mic keeps disconnecting for some reason, and it's really annoying.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

That's really strange. That's very strange. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

Oh is it is it a cable?

SPEAKER_03 48:19

It could be a cable.

SPEAKER_05 48:26

I can't. Yeah, we got nothing.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Hey, yeah. Uh if you can hear us, try powering down and powering up and see how it works. Just just exit real quick and then come back in like yeti had to. He had to reset his stuff. Because, yeah, yeah, get get give that a second. So while we wait for Miss Mises, because that was that was going left.

SPEAKER_05 48:48

So Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

I was like, why do I hear myself? Am I echoing?

SPEAKER_07 48:54

No, I should. Jay, what is that? Directly behind your behind your right ear. Who? Jay. What? Direct directly behind your right ear.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

It's magic mind!

SPEAKER_05 49:09

Oh I was looking at his Dragon Ball Z figures and I was like, it's Dragon Ball Z figure. That was so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_00 49:25

That was perfect. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

Who's that? Uh so so so do you have something that do you see something behind my right ear?

SPEAKER_07 49:41

Dude, I was just saying shit. Say it. Oh, so like so was you came through like a champ.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Okay, that okay. I was gonna say that was it was perfect that I did that then. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

That was so fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_05 49:59

I thought it was planned, if you'd be honest. It wasn't. It was not. That's the whole idea of like ridiculous service left in this show. I'm gonna ask you what's behind your left ear. You're gonna magically awesome, let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

I don't know. He said, What's behind my right? I was like, oh, I don't have a quarter because that would have been that would have been beautiful. So I just I just off off camera, I was like, they can't see that. And I was like, so stupid. Hey Miss Meese. Hi, are you back? Hello. I'm in Missy.

SPEAKER_08 50:33

Hello, hello, hello.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

See, something sometimes just giving it a break and coming right back works wonders. Just ask Yeti. He's always having issues. I'm a professional at that.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

Yeah, he's always having issues.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

He'll be in he'll be in the middle of having a discussion and it'll just be like, so guys, I was just thinking about and we're like, yeah, we can't hear you.

Super Bowl Digest

SPEAKER_08 50:56

Yeah, it was a bit of a nightmare there for a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, it was like I'm drowning.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Yeah, yeah. It went left really quickly. But that's okay. Don't pay. Don't pay. We made it. Yeah, we'll get you back. We'll get you back. So now that you have returned, I want to start our wonderful conversation because we have something to talk about. Uh, and I believe it has something to do with the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_08 51:20

Oh, I I thought it was about buttholes.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

It could be buttholes.

SPEAKER_08 51:23

Oh, it's always about buttholes, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 51:26

It's always about buttholes because everybody puts it on the read it. No, they definitely am I the butthole? That's what they should call it. It'd be more whimsical.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

I vote yes, I vote yes for this rebrand. Am I the butthole?

SPEAKER_02 51:45

So anyway, yeah, the butthole podcast. Uh, Super Bowl. Uh, I believe we're we're gonna touch on the commercials, but first, um, how like did how did everybody enjoy the Super Bowl this year?

SPEAKER_04 51:58

Was it I I laughed like a fucking puppy drinking a water bowl. That was gorgeous. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_02 52:06

Uh Seattle straight boot belt to ass. Belt to S.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Two years, two years in a row, two Drakes got publicly humiliated on the biggest stage in the world.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Hey, hold on. Let's go, let's go, let's go for the joke.

SPEAKER_07 52:23

I I just want to point out that one member of this podcast lives in Seattle.

unknown 52:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:29

Who? Who? I won't say who.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Obviously, it's Mike Jones, Eddie. Hang on. What would you what'd you say, Miss Meese?

SPEAKER_08 52:44

And the other four of us wish we could have experienced that. We got so close. We got so close.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

We don't talk about that.

SPEAKER_05 52:52

To be honest, I actually thought it was a really good game. I thought it was a defensive game. It was not a good game. Yes, it was. It was a defensive game.

SPEAKER_07 53:00

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was not. One team got their ass whooped.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

Not in the beginning, though. It was a defensive game until the defense until one of the defensive games gave up. Yeah, it was a solid chess match. Gave up. That's when it became belt the ass. Yeah, it was a solid chess match. And it could have been multiple reasons. It could have been they were getting tired. Yeah. Like I team four are going to get tired.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

That Seattle D was not playing around, bro. Yeah. 9-8. Yeah. 9-8? Fucking picked up that guy. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

That was wild.

SPEAKER_04 53:37

Listen. He bull rushed the line. What it was one on one. He just pushed the lineman back and grabs the quarterback and breaks.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

I was like, don't that's that's weight room. That is weight room. That dude just bullied old dude back into Drake May and was just like I was like, yo.

SPEAKER_04 53:59

I was like, I mind you, I watched I watched that Super Bowl from an Irish pub, and we got there like three hours early. Me and some friends, we got there so early. We had fucking pit seats. We were like right by the big screen. I felt like I was at the Super Bowl. Okay, that's awesome. It was amazing. I was surrounded by so many people. And holy shit, that was so much fun to watch.

SPEAKER_02 54:23

I can imagine. I'm sure I bet it was. I can imagine.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

Then you got the and like previously I've done Super Bowls from home.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

Like I've always done like watch parties at home. So like I don't think I've ever watched a Super Bowl in public like that. So that was really fun. Highly recommend everybody doing that once. Well, I also think it's we will if we ever get I gotta root for a new team.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

That is the home team that you're in.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_05 54:51

That that definitely probably plays a big adds a huge like to be like to be fair, we should have probably gone out for the Bengals won. And we didn't. We we slept all night, but I think the next time, if there is ever a next time, I will be out.

SPEAKER_04 55:05

Yeah, dude. I'll I'll fucking fly home for that shit. I already told my boss, I was like, we win the Super Bowl, I'm going home for the parade.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

I mean, that's fair. That is that is fair because yeah, I'm gonna get mine. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Get mine. I'm gonna I'm getting mines. I'm gonna get mine. He said, screw you guys, I'm going home. Nah, but but no, that had to that I bet that was a cool experience, uh, with the parade and everything. I bet that was I bet that was really neat because I would I would love to experience that at least once.

SPEAKER_04 55:37

Um, so if you're listening to the Cincinnati like lit up for the Bengals, but like the whole city was orange and black. Yes, like that's how it was here. It was like it was blue and green, it was so sick, dude. Yeah, and and we need to we need to get back there.

SPEAKER_05 55:50

How far do you live from the stadium?

SPEAKER_04 55:53

Uh maybe a mile. I could walk off the little motherfucker. Oh man, dude. That would have been funny. The parade came right right by the hotel that I work at.

SPEAKER_05 56:05

So like so you were on the clock watching the parade.

SPEAKER_04 56:08

Uh-huh. I mean, yeah. Yeah, dude. We had people climbing the back of the hotel trying to get to the roof. Wow, so funny, dude. Yeah. I felt like uh I felt like Leonidas and in fucking 300.

SPEAKER_03 56:19

I was like, get people off. I was like, get off my get off my lawn.

SPEAKER_07 56:25

You man. I mean, like, one of my favorite people, but I still fuck you. That's pretty dope. That is really dope.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

That's really cool. Um, so Super Bowl commercials. And we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're, we're I think this is gonna be the meat and potatoes of it right now, cuz how are we feeling about the Super Bowl commercials?

SPEAKER_07 56:46

I mean, they were better than they have been in a long time. They weren't awesome.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

I miss Meesy. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_07 57:01

Like, here's the thing. Like, they those companies pay millions and millions of dollars.

SPEAKER_05 57:08

I think it was upwards to seven this year.

SPEAKER_07 57:11

Yeah, like it's a lot of money to post an ad. So why make it boring? Like, what's the fucking point? What is the point?

SPEAKER_05 57:18

I I don't and here's the thing. What what what gets me every every time is there isn't there like a team of people that like green light these commercials and like everyone's gonna be like in agreement? So like you're watching these commercials and they're like they're super stupid, and they're like, who approved this?

SPEAKER_02 57:36

So I think like Congress and the rest of them, I think they're all that and out of touch because they oh that's where we're going. That's where we're going. Yeah, sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

There weren't a lot of joke commercials. Or the joke.

SPEAKER_02 57:50

I'm just saying, like, like, like, like, I'm just I'm just saying, I think they are out of touch. Um, I think I I think that team of people seen it now. Don't get me wrong, there were a few that actually made me laugh out loud.

SPEAKER_07 58:03

Um yes, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

And we'll and we'll get yeah, we'll get into that. Uh but but when you have a majority of them, because gone are the days of like the great Doritos commercials and and and Butterweiser commercials, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're all I I don't think those are ever coming back. We had they were like that was like peak commercial time. Like you even then like Kmart was killing it. Like I still find myself Yeah, yeah, I the yeah, Miss Me Seeks is over there, just she's just so mad. Survival mode. She's just so mad. But like the Kmart commercial where it's like, ah just shit. My bed. Yeah, hear that.

SPEAKER_03 58:47

I like the leg in my boots.

SPEAKER_02 58:55

Well, that Kmart commercial was absolutely one of my favorite commercials. I still find myself um quoting it to this day, where it's like, you know, I I could ship my pants. You mean I can ship my pants? I can ship my pants right now. And that's one of my favorite commercials. And it's like we don't have that anymore. Uh the Orbit commercial. So we got the Shatner, we got the Shatner version. Let's not let's not jump, let's not jump the gun, because I want to get into that, because that was one of the ones that made me laugh out loud. Um Miss Meeseeks is obviously having some technical difficulties. We'll have to see how she goes. But um, so d okay, by show of hands, who watched the uh the um uh uh link that Getty sent everybody?

SPEAKER_07 59:40

Um my camera is off, but my hand is up.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

Okay. So let's kind of missing a couple commercials though. It was, it was, but we got we got we got all of them either. No, what it wasn't all of them, but it was a it was a good majority of them. So I think we can I think we have enough to have a discussion. So I want to kind of break it down like per episode on that list, right? Like per each one. So I will say though I'll kick us off with the manscaped commercial. Greatest one of the of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

I laughed my ass off because I hated that one, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

That was so gross. Well, no, no, no, no, no. There's there's there's there was no need for there to be ball hair on the commercial.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:24

And that is where it fucking made me laugh. Yes, it made me laugh when they were like, we're gonna miss your face, your chest, and even your balls. They were like, No, we can't say balls. Yep, and down the drain it went.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

That was beautiful. I said, Oh no, I laughed.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:41

The concept's funny, but the delivery was gross. No, hell no.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

It was hilarious, only because mostly because it's relatable, especially for a lot of guys. Because it's like that's the type of yeah, okay, manscaping. I got it, I get it. And now your hair is singing to you, like, yeah, please don't remove me off your chin. Please don't take me off your chest, and it's like right between your taint, like yeah, it was comedy, but I fucking loved it.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:13

I did. Was it was it disgusting to see the clumps of hair like singing and hitting high notes? Yes, I do agree it was disgusting, but I think that helped made it funny for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

It was it was funny at first. I was like, it was like if the Muppets did a uh a hair commercial.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

Yes, at first I was like, were they high when they did this? They had to been to have been they were high on Molly or some shit, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

I was like, what was the most that felt like a Gen Z commercial, I'm not gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:44

Okay, I mean, I mean, I could see that, but like for the most at the at the tail end though, when right before as soon as he scoops up the hair, I I laughed. I actually lol'd. I was and it was for a good like two minutes. I was like, okay, good start. But then after that, it just kind of just really started losing momentum like immediately after.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:04

You didn't you didn't like the the overbearing surveillance ring camera commercial?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

I don't want to jump the gun, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:16

I don't want to differ during the Super Bowl commercials, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

Cause because one of one of the ones that I found interesting, uh the Hellman's Mayo one with Meal Diamond? I was like, oh yes, you mean Andy Sandberg? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They made him a squatter.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:35

I actually like the in that commercial.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

Wait, what your friends with Andy Sandberg?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:42

That's crazy. How long has this been a thing? How long have you known Andy Sandberg?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:51

That's so cool.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:52

That's fantastic. I can't hear it all. Okay, congratulations, baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:57

Way to go, way to go, man. Um, but no, we are who's in the who's in the commercial?

SPEAKER_08 1:03:02

Okay, so it's my friend AJ from Paducah. Uh huh. Shout out to AJ Davis. Let's go. He was the cop. So, like, right before Meal Diamond pops up and starts singing, there's a police officer at a at a lunch table, like right next to him, and he's like in that frame for quite some time. Huh. Yeah. So just the little fun fact about that Super Bowl commercial. That's pretty dope. That's pretty dope.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:28

Yeah, that is that is pretty dope. But uh, how did everybody feel about the Hellman's Mayo commercial? That one was okay. I enjoyed that one.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:37

It was funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:38

Okay. Yeah. I I L Fanning, when she popped up at the end there, I was like, she's everywhere. Yeah. I was like, she is, she is just she's becoming a real household name. And I didn't even realize that well, I kind of did, but at the same time, at the same time, I didn't. She's in Death Stranding 2. And I was like, oh yeah, she's yeah, I was like, she did play it. She she is in Death Stranding 2. And then she's also in Predator Badlands. I was literally about to say that she's in Predator Badlands. And and I'm like, oh she's yeah, she's a fantastic movie. If you haven't seen it, it's on Hulu and Disney Plus. So go go watch that. Free shameless plug. Um but yeah, she's she's popping up everywhere, and she's becoming a uh a huge uh uh favorite of mine. Um the other one that stood out to me was Xfinity with uh their crossover with Jurassic Park. Yeah, I I liked it.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:26

I I liked it, but then I was like, eh. Really? Yeah, I so one thing I noticed.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:31

Well, which one though? Because there was like three of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:34

I didn't know there were three different commercials, I only seen one. So I and it's the one where the cars were on the track, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

I I remember seeing all of them uh when when they first started it out with um with the uh park going down, and they were like, You didn't say the magic word. Uh uh uh and they're like, How what are we supposed to? He's like, I can't fix it without you know uh Dennis's password. And he's like, actually, you guys should have just plugged this in. I was like, Ha!

SPEAKER_01 1:04:59

Could you imagine that was for Jurassic Park was to just plug something in?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:05

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and that's the that's the commercial that I really liked.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

Yes, like like I appreciated that. Yeah, I appreciated that. And then uh uh the last like the tail end where he's getting like he's leaving and they had the Dilophosaurus in the in the uh front seat. Yeah, and he's like he's like nope. That's a hard note for me. That's a hard no. Let me get the hell out of here. So I appreciated the Xfinity one. Now, now Yeti, I do want to know what about it was like like kind of turns you off to it. Yeah. Tell us.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:40

It was like I think it was like the beginning parts, like the um like I when it when the par closed down, that one was fine. But then there was one in the middle that I wasn't a huge fan of. Was it with him playing the piano? No, that was the very first one, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:59

I don't remember. I don't remember the other thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:01

I think there were four sections of it. I think it opened total with him playing the piano.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:06

It was the raptor trying to open the door. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, it was the first one, the raptor trying to open the door. And I think the second one was Jeff Goldblum playing the piano. And they're like, Did you just come up with that? Yeah, Sam Neil. Did you just come up with that? And she was like, nah, no, that's the theme song tour to the movie we were in. He was like, What are you what movie? What were you talking about, ma'am? I don't know what you're talking about. Um, like I said, Jeff Goldblum is a wild man. Yes, yes. He's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

Jeff Goldblum fucks.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:40

Fucks hard. He fucks hard.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:42

Just like the Honda Odyssey. He fucks hard.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:47

Deadpool approved.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:49

Exactly, exactly. No, but I I just I appreciated the Xfinity commercial. It was, it was, it was, it was appreciative only because of the fact that it was a Jurassic Park crossover. Now, do you think they AI like obviously they AI generated uh fucking younger Jeff Goldblum, but do you think it was like um um almost like motion capture in a way? Do you think they had Jeff Goldblum do that and then age him down?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:15

Probably. Probably, yeah. I think he was really better. They just did they just did some filters. Yeah, there was probably filters. If they use if they used AI, uh shouldn't be surprised, but I'm mad about it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:27

I will say I felt like AI was heavy in these commercials this year. We talked about the worst use.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:34

Can we talk about the worst use of AI? It's the sketchers commercial with Sylvia Fogol, with Sophia Fogging. Oh my god, eggs being a cartoon, they were cartoon characters.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:44

Yeah, when she stuck into those shoes, I was like, you can really step into them so we can see how they fucking work.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:50

I think her like it felt like an NIL deal. Like it feels like we're gonna use your name, image, and likeness, but not you.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:57

Yeah, and like a hundred percent. Like you could tell the background was fake, like so bad. The only thing that was real about it was the pool boy doing the pool.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:07

Maybe you think you think that right, yeah. You think that they just thought everyone was watching this shit from their phone and like they didn't they're gonna get away with it, like no, they probably were thinking they don't care.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:21

No, it was the worst.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:22

I care very much so real. We do care, but like corporate America doesn't give a fuck about what we care about, exactly. And they show it in these commercials. These were some of the worst Super Bowl commercials I've ever witnessed. They were.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:34

I like I said there was a handful of commercials.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:37

Yeah, there was a couple good ones, and you can tell the see. This is I actually I don't hate the amount of um shitty commercials because it allows the good ones to shine because it's like this is the standard, yeah. Strong contract.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:54

So somebody mentioned it felt like a Gen Z commercial earlier, right? On I think it was the hair commercial.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:02

Yep, the floor.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:03

And when I was watching this, I made a note. Shout out to Grizz for the recommendation on note taking. I made a note that I realized while watching these Super Bowl commercials that month that corporations have realized that millennials hold the spending power. And so there were so many very deliberate commercials to appeal to our nostalgia and like to make us feel good. But on the other um, yes, the Dunkin' Donuts commercials, amount of Backstreet, Backstreet Boys, like there were so many plugs to the 90s. But then there also there are some commercials sprinkled in there that are so I think Gen Z focused. And I don't think Gen Z is bothered by the details of that. Yeah, and I think that's why we see it. Like, I think we're actually realizing the effects of the marketing strategies, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:00

Right, because we have an attention span, no shade.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:04

No, for real. Yes, we were probably the last generation to be programmed to have it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:11

Nah, all of the shade. We got some of the I took the big job. Like, that was an uppercut, Grizz. That was an uppercut. We have an attention space.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:26

No, Gen Z roasting us on social media, so I feel like they deserve it. Exactly. That's why I say nah, nah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:33

Yeah, but like, is it roasting, or is it just someone trying to light a wet leaf with a lighter? Because like they are not good at it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

They try.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:41

Yeah, at least they are lighter.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:46

Here's here's the here's the kicker, I think. They think they're eating down or whatever they fucking say, but like it they hold no power. Slay, slay, like they will forever be iPad children to me.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:01

Yeah, you're right, you're right, you right.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:02

Like you can't you can't say anything to me. I'm just gonna be like, go watch a screen.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

Can you imagine Chris is like they're trying to talk shit to him and he just pulls out an iPad? He's like, here, buddy, here, buddy, fetch the iPad, and they're like, oh, the baby still that's funny. Oh man, that would that'd be crazy. Bring it back, boy. Bring it back. Um, I think I've what another one of my favorite commercials was.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:32

Good boy, good boy.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:33

Here's the treat, and you hand him a vape. Uh oh, sorry. What is it?

SPEAKER_08 1:11:42

For the joke. It's a strawberry banana sorbet, vape. It's so fucking good.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:49

The vape was dude. Not not an uppercut followed by a left hook.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

We're going for the knockout. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:01

Um this is a Jake Paul fight?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:04

I'm sorry. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:05

Wait, wait. You can't do for the joke. You can't follow this up that quick.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:11

We should have seen that one coming. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:16

Um you didn't see me smile right before I do that? No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:22

I did not see any signs. The signs were not there for me. Um exactly, exactly, Templeton. But uh another one of my favorites was the Raisin Brand commercial with William Shatner.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:34

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:34

That was a good one. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:36

Will Shat on the show? Will Shatner when he Will Shat in the house? She said, wait, where that was good.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:47

It wasn't good.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

Wait, do you think he was in on that joke? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:51

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:52

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

William Shatner is a funny motherfucker. He he's he's hilarious. Yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:59

I did appreciate the use of like Star Trek vibes.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

You know, they kept like demon him and doing him in and out.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:05

Yes, that was that was appreciated. No, he said, he said, we're too, we're too old for this, chat. That was a solid commercial. Yes, it was that one made me laugh out loud too. I was physically, I actually was like, okay, they got me on that one. I I appreciated that one. One that did stick out to me though, that I'm like, I'm surprised that they went this far. The Pepsi commercial.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:32

I thought you were gonna say that. We're talking about it. King Otterborough.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:37

Yeah, yeah. Pepsi commercial throwing shade at Coke using their Coca-Cola polar bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:44

I said, you know, that was straight robbery.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

Yeah, I said, you know, that was a choice, especially knowing the history of Pepsi. But I will allow you to speak your speak your mind there, Yeti. What you gotta say?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:55

I know. So I don't know if you guys caught this, and I and I could be looking way too much into it. But I think that was the kid of the polar bears. Because remember there was two polar bears within the baby always with them? Because in the toward the end, he says, tell me about your mother.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When he when he was at the uh when he was at the therapist, implying that the child is making the thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:20

He's the woman who likes Pepsi and doesn't follow the fluids. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:25

I I caught that and I was like, oh shit, I think that's the key, the baby, the kid, whatever. I also appreciate that that polar bear was in therapy over it. Right. Because like that like, yeah, you deserve to go to therapy, bear, because Pepsi saw trash.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:40

Okay, hey, I wrote a very particular note down about this commercial.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:44

Go for it.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:45

Pepsi's Pepsi's diss on Coke smelled like Mountain Dew and cigarettes.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:52

Nice.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:54

Nice. Because what the fuck are we talking about, Pepsi? Stay in your lane. Know where you belong. You taste cleaner.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:03

I understand what you're saying, but I give them props. No, no, no, no, shut it down. No, no, because we did commercial and they went, they went, they tried to go for the jugular. No. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:14

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. I I hear I hear the point. And we're not judging. I hear the point. And uh I I respect Yeti's perspective because I I do agree with what he's saying. It was akin to Gin Z trying to make fun of us on TikTok.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:31

Oh, yeah, because I have a better product, though, Pepsi. I have a better product. You can't are you upset at the commercial? So again, I feel upset at the audacity of the commercial. It'll be audacity that I'm upset about.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:49

You drink coke, Pepsi tastes like Timu version of Coke. So again cigarettes.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:56

Knowing the history of Pepsi and also knowing that a lot of history of Pepsi. I I'll I'll give I'll give you a small little I'll give you small insight, okay? I'll give you small insight, but I want to finish this thought real quick. Because especially knowing that a lot of restaurants and every and shit like that are going away from Pepsi and going to like Coke remixes and shit like that. What a choice. What a choice for Pepsi to make to be like, yeah, we're the better tasting one. People are getting rid of you. Like I don't understand where you're coming from when you say, oh, most more people prefer uh Pepsi over Coke. I don't think the statistics show that. Which is which is which is why I say it was a choice. Creative, yes. I I appreciated them like trying to bring the rivalry back, but but then again, I thought of the history of Pepsi and said it's a par for the course because I don't know if you guys knew this, but Coke had a very good opportunity back in like the 60s to buy Pepsi for very, very cheap. And and and Coke said, nah, I'm good, but they'll fail. What a power move.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:09

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:10

I'm good, they'll fail. So Pepsi, guess what they decided to do? They had to market their stuff, which is why Pepsi is sweeter than Coke. They had to market their stuff for toward children. Why? Because if the children wanted to buy it, then the parents would probably be like, Alright, I guess we're buying Pepsi. And of course they decided to uh sell it in bigger bottles than what Coke did with their little their little eight-ounce bottles at the time. So they wanted to give you more for less, right? And they were using like older beer bottles and stuff like that. So it's like Pepsi changed hands several times just to stay afloat. They they almost went bankrupt several times. So I'm like, knowing the history of Pepsi, and and knowing almost they went bankrupt twice. Okay, there you go. There you go. So knowing the history of Pepsi, yeah, knowing the history of Pepsi and knowing that they have struggled throughout the entirety of their career, what a choice to make to be like, we're still better than you, Coke.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:10

That is audacity, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:13

When like Pepsi, when I think of Pepsi, do you know the only product that I actually care for? Mountain Dew. Baja Baja fucking blast.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:24

Mountain Dew. Dude, I will I will write if Taco Bell ever took away Baja Blast. Yeah, yeah, ours with tacos deliciously.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:33

That's probably the only reason Pepsi's still in business. Yeah, I would ride is for Baja Blast, which is even a very specific subset of Mountain Dew. The people who ride for for Baja Blast ride for Baja Blast.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:50

Yes, I ride for Baja Blast.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:55

They could just pair the company down and call it Baja Blast.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:58

You know what? They should have just done a Baja Blast Super Bowl commercial. That's it. Yeah. Swing. Nobody would have banned it and I yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:06

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. You guys do know that it was a bold move. It was a bold move. It was, it was, and that's why, that's why, Grizz, I do agree with the creativity part of it. It was creative, and I appreciate you trying to bring the rivalry back, but you actually have to have a rivalry in order to bring it back. Coke has shit on you for way too long now for you to try to come out, you know, try to get up on the fucking nine count and say, nah, I ain't I ain't hear no bell. You know what I'm saying? That's so true. Yeah, what bell are you talking about? Yeah, we straight. Dude's dudes talk yeah, dude's talking to his fucking manager in the corner, like you want to fight? Like, no, your opponent's over there, homie. Like, Pepsi is Pepsi is like, I feel like they're delusional at this point, but I mean, do you do know why? That's why KFC and Taco Bell combined, right? That was a that was a move to save Pepsi.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:02

I've heard this lore.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:03

Yeah, that was a move to save Pepsi. So Pepsi has needed help its entire career.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:10

Yeah, like that point. Like, what what is it? They call that it's like Pepsi Co. Snapple now or some shit? Something like that. Snapple can be a little bit more than a lot of people.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:20

PC owns KFC, they own Taco Bell, they own um Long John Silvers. They own so many other things.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:28

Holy hush puppies. Holy hush puppies.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:31

You know, I heard I heard somebody ask, I heard somebody ask, they said, are long john are uh uh long john silvers still around? I'm like, yeah, what do you mean? Are they still around? There's everything ever. I used to work on Long John Silvers when I was a teenager. I see a lot of Long John Silvers in like Dayton.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:49

I do. Well, I do love a good hush puppy, though. Right? Yeah, I actually love any hush puppy. Hush puppies are they are delicious, it's just the scaleness, it's just like a spectrum of goodness, like baseline.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:04

And then gets better. Basically, yes. Basically, yes. Yeah, but I mean it is I mean, you deep fry anything. You know what, Pepsi? You should try deep frying it. Deep fry your Pepsi.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:15

They're like, well, isn't that just oil now? Yeah, but it might taste better. This is America, damn it. Yeah, exactly. You gotta try it. Deep fry it all. So anyway, I'm I'm so glad everybody kind of had this some thoughts on the Pepsi commercial. I knew that was gonna be a good topic. Because what the fuck, Pepsi? Like, calm down. Okay, calm down. Don't get too big for your britches. The other thing, another one I want to point out is it cake.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:42

Bro, that was insanity.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:45

Hang on, hang on. They ripped off Rick and Morty, and I'm not happy about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:50

Oh, I need to watch more than the first season.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:53

Yeah, sentient cake. Sentient cake. Yeah, sentient cake. Uh Miss Me Seeks, I don't know if you remember that episode, but it was I think it was Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it was uh part of the interdimensional cable where they were like, now welcome back to sentient cake, where where where it's like, it's it's it is it cake, and they're trying to convince you that they're not cake because they're sentient human beings, and they got him on this wheel and he's spinning and he's like, Alright, let's go throw some. They're like, No, don't do that. So I was like, Did they watch Rick and Morty and just absolutely say, Yeah, that's a good idea, let's do that.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:29

Absolutely they did.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:30

Probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:32

I have some side quest beef with Is it cake, if I'm being honest. Let's let's hear it.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:37

Hit me with it.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:38

Okay, so they did a Valentine's edition of Is It Cake, and it was a couples edition. Okay and like what an embarrassment. The cakes were clearly not cakes, yeah, they weren't even close. They weren't even close, and so I watched a show. I watched a show pretty regularly. I'm like committed to is it cake every season, every special episode they have, I watch it. So, of course, I watched a Valentine's one. It was awful. All of them were awful, all of them were clearly cakes. The couple that won won because of a mistake. The judge hit the wrong number on accident. They found all of the cakes, okay. And could you imagine being the winning couple off of a mistake?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:27

Oh, I'd be pissed.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:29

Yeah, so, anyways, I went into the Super Bowl knowing that.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:34

So you're like, is it cake? Is it cake? You've let me down.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:40

Yeah, how do you go from that to human beings? Like, what a wide range.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:44

That's crazy. What a leap.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:46

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:47

I did laugh. I did laugh when like the girl's sitting there and she's blinking talking, and she's like, yo, it the cake is talking. Like, I just told you the cake.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:57

He said, I'm gonna close my eyes on this one. That's a chetty cake.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:01

That's almost like hilarious. The other one, I was well, I also didn't know about the Rick and Morty like tie-in.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:10

So right, yeah, yeah. That's go ahead, go ahead, Dembleton. I was gonna say that's almost like somebody winning a fantasy league two years in a row.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:19

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's actually crazy. It just doesn't happen. Yeah, that's that's hard to believe. It truly is, it's hard to believe. Um, but no, like like I got done watching that, and I said, Yeah, they they they that's a blatant ripoff of Rick and Morty. Like that hands down. Yeah, if you if you're if you're a Rick and Morty fan, if you didn't think that, then you're not a true Rick and Morty fan. Correct. Get your Rick and Morty up. Um, let's let's burn through these last ones real quick. The ring commercial, everybody's been talking about it, turning into big brother. Like, what is this? What are we doing?

SPEAKER_08 1:24:50

And then they want to say that it's like to find lost dogs. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:54

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_08 1:24:56

Why are you trying to appeal? You're that's open manipulation. Open manipulation. Yeah, if they wanted to sell things, trust us.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:05

If they wanted to sell the dog angle, there should have been some Sarah McLaughlin in the For just 97 cents a day. Ring can find your dog.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:22

So to kind of go off that commercial a little bit, there I was listening to a radio show and a caller called in, and she said that their ring camera wasn't working. And they got a letter from the local police department saying that they had hijacked their ring camera to do a to to God, what word I'm trying to think of. Yeah, but to basically to watch um to do surveillance on the house across the street that was a trap house, basically. Yeah, and to catch them selling drugs. Yeah, and when they hijacked that ring, the police department put something on the ring camera and they broke it. So they had to replace the ring camera for that couple.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:05

See, see, they're already doing too much with it.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:08

And and I did write down that shouldn't be something they're even allowed to do in the first place.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:13

Correct. I agree. Like it's without your knowledge.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:15

But here's the thing, though, when you start signing up for dog watching, I think you open yourself up for those avenues because there's small fine prints. Nobody's reading. Yep, there's small fine prints. And it probably says way down there, way down there. And it's probably in the middle somewhere, to be honest with you. And it probably says police can use this as well. Uh-huh. Yeah. And it's just that little right.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:40

See, I want to do I want to get cameras like for my for my studio space down here. Uh, I would like to get one that's like right outside the door, and then like one in the unit, because I've had someone break in here before.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:53

Um, but I don't want someone else to have control over it. So I've been like not not too aggressively, but I've been like learning how to basically create my own video server. Yeah. Because you could you can just buy a camera, yeah, like a generic camera that's not tied to anyone, and then I can create my own cloud and uh run a server that like I can access from my phone because I have internet here in the studio. So I've been looking into doing something like that. Cause I just I don't fuck with Big Brother like that. I want my own control.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:31

The the answer to your to your to your thing is just go old school. Yeah. Just get a fucking camera and a VCR. Damn, that'd be crazy. Can you imagine? Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_07 1:27:42

You're a candid camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:45

Yeah, yeah. VA VCR sales just skyrocket all of a sudden and it's all permissions. No, I I I did I did write down a note. I said, Can it be used for nefarious axe? And what I what I want what I what I'm going with this is not necessarily just like what the police and everybody can do now without without even you asking but they're telling they're they're letting they're well selling us that if you you know if you lose your dog you can put in that you're missing a dog what they look like all that kind of stuff and it'll activate all those ring cameras anybody could just say hey I'm missing a dog and this is what my dog looks like and now they I mean like what does I'm get I guess the question will be how will that work? Will they will that allow will that then allow the person that requested that to see what's going on on these ring cameras because if they do they can now survey whoever right and and kind of pick up your your patterns and and all that. Because here's the thing hackers they're bad right thieves are getting smarter they're working they're they're trying to work easier and not harder and if and if they can do this one simple thing and say okay I've lost my dog this is how my dog looks it now gives me access to 30 different cameras I'm gonna pick the one where people just aren't home all the time.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:00

Bingo yeah and then here's the other thing too I feel like that people are not going to have access to it. I think Ring is gonna be doing the investigating okay because that's a lot of power it is a lot of power I just question the data that they gather.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:17

Once you open that terms and conditions the terms and conditions are likely not going to be saying specifically dogs they're gonna say can we access this personally identifying information and that's where the scary piece comes in and I think about the e-files right how if you get powerful people in with access to this type of data to the similar point is are they then putting in I want to see a person between the ages of eight and twelve male and be able to track that type of information and use it for and get it into the wrong hands and nobody's gonna interfere with that.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:07

And here's the other thing there's people that put cameras in their homes and and there's times where like people aren't thinking about what their camera sees or what they're actually looking at. So they get complacent within their own home because why they should be safe there that's their safe space. So they they walk around shirtless they walk around pantless Donald Duck they they they they do other activities and then all it takes is for people to like oh look what I found.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:37

And who's policing those people yeah so really along with that and I don't know if we're jumping in this the meta glasses how do we feel about being recorded without realizing we're being recorded in that way meta glasses have always been an issue I I don't like it but there's literally nothing I can do about it. Nothing there's nothing we can do about it.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:59

It's just scary executive man this is that's a tough one for me. The only thing about them though is like right and this is right now I feel like they're they're a little bit noticeable right now because if I if I'm not mistaken they have lights on them that are they're supposed to have lights on them if they're being on and recording I think oh I'm sure people can just add a piece of electrical takeout but the problem is is there's people out there that I've already seen them on TikTok that are going through the glasses and they're altering them and and just disabling that's ready's fucking that's a problem.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:31

Yeah intimate moments right right bingo bingo I think I think that the in order for the classes to exist they should have a recording light because everyone should know everyone should know that they're being recorded also I think that there should be a built-in safety feature that if somebody tampers with that then it disables just it destroys it. Like because they're too expensive to just disable they need to like it has to break.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:08

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:08

Like if you tamper with it it no longer works and now you're out eight hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:12

Now you just have a really cool looking pair of glasses or paper very expensive pair of kind of that don't that's why I said right now they're kind of bulky glasses and you can almost kind of tell that there's a camera built in them but who's to say in five years or in ten years those have you seen the Ray Bans are pretty slim. Are they really I haven't so the ones I've been seeing are like real big thick ones. It's constantly evolving.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:44

Yeah they're they've they've evolved quite a bit um because they I mean they've been around for a while a minute so for a while yeah it's so I they're just more accessible that's why we're seeing more of them because they've made them more accessible so coming from a creator standpoint and being being someone who creates things um the idea of meta glasses I don't like that it's meta first of all like I wish it was just something else but right yeah with the whole chest no joke yeah yeah um but uh I like the idea of being able to like POV record things like I like that idea like if I'm drawing or painting or something like that and because it's kind of replacing the GoPro with the POV mount right yeah um and it's giving a more true point of view camera angle I suppose but the thing that I don't like and the thing that I'm not comfortable with is like there could be people out in the street when I'm walking to work and like they could be recording me and you know like not that I do anything crazy but like what if what if someone catches me on a bad day and I like go off on someone and now some b some asshole recorded that and they put on the internet and like now my personal life is at jeopardy because of my bad day human weakness. Yeah because of one bad day. Because we all have human weakness right like like we we all are assholes at some point. You all have bad days. Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:18

And then there's also the editing and manipulation so like you could say something and then they can edit it without contact and here's the other thing too so you don't have to say anything nowadays.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:27

If you add the glasses and we're getting way off topic but if you add the glasses and then add like chat GPT you know yeah yeah I mean there's there's people it's a recipe for disaster is what it is. Right there there's there's Sys and or what was what's the the the Sys and Decease is that what it's called yeah sis and disease letters going out because there's a company that had fuck uh Batman and Robin Iron Man Superman they they no no Batman is someone else but they but they fought each other and it was legit and they got a letter saying hey you need to knock that shit off because cease and desist yeah that yeah and yeah it's just crazy.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:13

It's just my biggest thing is like obviously like being represented in a way that you are not but also there's creeps out there. Yeah major creeps and like now they're protected.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:32

Yep and I have a problem with that it's uh it's a crazy world we live in at this point in time and and it's only getting crazier and people are you know finding crazier ways to get around a lot of things and that's why that's why I was that ring that ring camera commercial just stood out to me as far as that I was like you know like okay I see your vision in a way like I see your vision because you know I lost my dog you know it it's go back to before all this happened you lose your dog I mean Miss Miss Meeseeks I lost the dog for six weeks had no idea that was just out there had no idea would that have been would that have been helpful technology sure it's just it's unregulated right and when was this uh how 2016 yep yeah like okay like 10 years ago okay because like like uh what was it the microchipping that would like that would have been a thing so microchips aren't gps true true and and my follow-up to that was um instead of instead of marketing ring surveillance for dogs why don't we market microchips having gps built into them I'd be exactly I'd be that's not predatory if that's what we cared about if we cared about finding lost dogs let's do the real work not this fakeable the only thing is is how do you get the battery to law low last buddy buddy they can figure that out in a shift yeah like I mean one it lasts anyway though if you really think about it it's this chip well it can run off the electricity of the body yeah yes we produce the technology exists that's how they use pacemakers I guess right yes they do yes they do the electrical the electrical uh uh waves of your of your heart uh yeah yeah yeah so boom yeah and I think it's relatively also low effort solved I even think about Apple tags I would have like five wait a bit why don't we just come up with it right now like why don't we figure out a way to come up with a GPS that stays okay relax Google it first I don't I don't know why exists he does he doesn't do he does he doesn't do it it doesn't have backing because it's not in meant for ill intention right that right that's also it's it's a control footage of other things yeah it's a control footage yeah this is a conspiracy not a penfoil hat when it's when it's real when it's real it's funny because to be helpful what frozen water was doing up in Minneapolis I know what they would do if they had that yeah yeah come on now literally they can carbon date like a rock on fucking Pluto but they can't figure out where you are yeah yeah come on come on you know they can yeah for the dogs for the dogs bud nah just just ring I don't know I was like nah nah nah nah there there's definitely yeah there's definitely has to be some skip but then I hate it right one one last follow-up one last punch to the gut yes sir you expect me to sign up for your massive surveillance to find a lost dog when y'all came and find an 85 year old grandma in Arizona I was so happy we're talking about okay hold on wait where the fuck with Nancy okay all right all right let's calm down that's for that's for another episode because we we can have to put Nancy next episode I don't I don't we're moving to we can do we can do that we can do that as of right now we're uh we're we're over time a little bit so um I want to run through these last two the Skittles and Elijah Wood one was that was good very strange because I was like I was like does he have a third leg that's that the penis joke yes that's that was the joke that was the joke he had yeah yeah because the third leg was literally right where it was supposed to be um and then the coup I would prefer that we don't talk about Elijah Wood's penis.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:43

Well that's what that's what Skittles decided to do.

Fun & Games

High Time

SPEAKER_02 1:39:46

Call me that and and Instacart tapping into dodgeball with Ben Stiller was actually kind of enjoyable like I'm gonna do the flip I'm gonna do the food yeah so I I did appreciate Instacart doing the bananas commercial and and that was yeah yeah that's where like I said they kind of tapped into their dodgeball energy yeah it was it was kind of funny so um again we're a little over time so to wrap that up uh if you haven't gotten to check out the uh super bowl commercials you can find them on youtube um I will say a lot of them I think were copyright striked like they the because it would like it was like playing the commercial and then it would just play the music music yeah and then you wouldn't hear what they were saying. Yeah and I was like what yeah and I was like maybe because I don't monitor I don't monitor the email or anything did you get a notice huh I don't monitor the email or anything but did you get a notice for for what a copyright strike no the no the videos the videos the commercials the uh that he sent on the link I sent on the YouTube yeah on the link that he sent for the commercials because there there when they there were commercials that they were showing and they would play the music but like the words were edited out. There was one that had Haley Steinfeld in it yeah and that was that had a music that one tripped me up because I was like wait yeah I was like am I supposed to not hear them right and I was like are these assholes like playing music over her talk yeah they were also playing movies that was the one with uh key and peel dude yes and the music there was one where the music was out and I was like is this music I'm supposed to be so so I think I don't know if it's because it was like an actual song that they maybe parodied or something and and the people that that you know and YouTube just doing YouTube things and was like yeah you don't have the rights to it so get rid of it. Yep so stop that so which kind of made the one commercial that wasn't on there was the uh the Clydesdells and the bald eagle one yeah yeah that one yeah that one was good Clydesdells are always good can I say something yes thank you can I can I ruin that commercial for you oh boy when I saw that fucking bald eagle fly across the water I was like that's the most American thing ever and I was so disgusted but that's only because right now it's really hard to be proud of being from this country but well correct it's I digress I agree Chris I agree we should have we should have listened to Ben Franklin and it should have been a turkey anyway um uh go check out the Super Bowl commercials if you haven't uh just Chris is dying over there um if you haven't checked them out check them out uh hit us up in the in the comments let us know which one was your favorite or the one you hated the most talk about it um fun and games who wants them let's hear it I just want to ask a quick question I want fun I want games ah I can give you both um would you rather speak in riddles or have to sing every sentence sing every sentence I knew every sentence I'm singing I'm singing the store and I'm singing I'm not just kidding I love you I love you speaking in riddles would become quickly annoying because if I what the I can't figure that shit out I mean they would both become quickly annoying but at least with singing yeah but at least with singing like you hear it like you know what they're saying like you hear what they're saying. Their notes maybe maybe sound terrible that's what I was gonna ask like like when you when you no you don't get a magical singing voice that makes you okay okay automatically is just choosing riddles the amount of questions he's asked about this he's choosing riddles no here choosing riddles he's like no I'll definitely sing but um no yeah yeah I'll personally sing in my shitty voice personally uh what I'm hearing in this question is would you rather have to sing every sentence or just live life how you usually do because I am always speaking in riddles I always have people saying what yes just yeah like like bro just the biggest troll I've ever met in my life just go back to your bridge go back to your bridge literally so yeah that's that's my life um oh I will say uh before before we get into our fun fact I do want to say it is high time that Chris give us give us his thoughts yeah yeah he said hi yeah yeah he said hi I got a good one what you got if Professor X can move objects with his mind oh why can't he make his legs move man listen I think that has been it to be fair I think he did it one time I think he did it enough for entirety that's the biggest pothole in the X-Men it's that right there this motherfucker does not need a wheelchair just get up and use your mind and fucking walk Professor X is the laziest motherfucker in all of X-Men he's like I could do it I can make the entire world walk I don't want to why the fuck would I want to do that have you ever tried to make yourself walk it's a lot of energy I need a lot of I don't have an answer for you I don't I just respect it I know I have this whole cerebrus thing that can make like amplify my powers like crazy and I could probably walk real easily but I ain't gonna do that shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:28

You ask it way too fucking much brother like carry me bitch right carry me carry me have you seen this sick bed sores no he never gets out of the chair then his ass is an entire like it's a whole bed sore his ass is nothing but a giant clot twist when he goes out of sight he's just right out of that chair is that what it is he's actually not paralyzed he just wants good parking I have to be first into target every time Logan don't you understand?

Fun Fact

SPEAKER_02 1:46:06

He wants to travel efficiently and get good parking that's all that would be funny do you know do you know how much I hate walking upstairs that's why I keep myself in this wheelchair I have so many rimps you asked the wrong group this question no we are the perfect group for that question so that's so funny uh yeah you you listen chime in let us know what you think about Professor X and his a fucking lazy ass um but lazy ass going forward lazy ass lazy ass Professor X lazy ass Charles maybe that maybe he needs to be maybe he needs to be bullied a little more who wants a fun fact let's say I'll write him now your mom your mom y'all ready for this every time I call it I love it I love it um did y'all know that snails have teeth what's got sharp teeth them them ones got sharp teeth a finger but yes snails have teeth but they're unlike any you've seen before be warned this may put you off your dinner uh hope you like your science gross and slimy as it's time to dive into a major gastropod conundrum do snails have teeth the answer is yes and between 1,000 and 12000 of them. However snail teeth have very different Yeah they're very different from the pearly whites in your mouth most snail species have a tongue that's similar to ours except theirs is covered in rows and rows of tiny little teeth explains Dr. Gordonport senior lecturer at Newcastle University. A snail will use its toothy tongue called the Radula almost like a file scraping off the softer parts of their food when eating their teeth normally get worn down by this action and they're replaced regularly. There are also some downright terrifying radula variations species such as cone snails that are mainly found in warm and tropical waters have a venomous radula that is used to paralyze prey before eating. In case you're wondering slugs also have radula which similarly are fitted with thousands of tiny teeth. Some predatory slugs such as a Welsh ghost slug have rali with razor sharp teeth each about half a milliliter long that are used to kill and eat earthworms. Many squids also have radula inside their mouth as its throat passes directly through the brain a squid's toothy tongue is needed to break down food into tiny pieces. Because let's face it a piece of crab knocking against your brain is bound to ruin supper.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:02

So what do snails eat anyway is anybody curious about that I don't know you lost me at toothy tongue.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:10

Okay so true that did take me out I'm not gonna lie true a snail won't be the cleanest dinner party guest think of the slime trails on the carpet but you're unlikely to be they're unlikely to be a picky eater. They're they'll probably much they'll pretty much eat any organic matter mainly at night says Port some snails specialize and will have a tendency to eat soft young plants or algae and some species such as moon snails are even known to eat each other. But mostly any decomposing matter will do in this way snails and slugs play a huge role in the food web. They eat this decomposing matter and then quite a lot of animals eat them. For the benefit of uh other wildlife we absolutely wouldn't want to get rid of slugs and snails. So fun fact snails and slugs are actually omnipotent

SPEAKER_08 1:50:01

But thinking of them as predators was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:04

A snail as a predator? That's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:08

What about what about toothy tongue? What about toothy tongue?

SPEAKER_08 1:50:13

Their tongues be toothy.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:15

Their tongues be toothy. I mean, I don't I don't know what you go talk to the snail if you want to. Could you imagine if the snails actually ate like humans? Uh they'd have to be like much bigger to eat us. Well they nibble, they just nibble on you guys. It'd be it'd be terrifying. It'd be terrifying because, like, can you imagine getting into a snail's mouth? And then there's this tongue that's just like cutting you, just shredding you like a goddamn crater.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:40

Just like this feels like a movie night movie.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:46

Yeah, if I'm running on that. Right?

SPEAKER_02 1:50:47

Like attacking the movie we need to make. Right, attacking the killer snails like a giant snail just eating people. Yeah. Oh, the giant giant snail's coming. We have to move in the next half an hour because it'll be here to eat us all.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:00

We can just make snail NATO. We can give any no day or two ooze in it makes Velocipaster.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:09

Velocipastor. Actually, give a snail.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:12

Praise God.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:14

We're golden.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:16

I can see it being Velocipastor level fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would that would that would actually be crazy. So if you were ever curious about snails, there you go. They're not just slow, they're omnivores, which is crazy. They're not just slow. Yeah, they're not just slow. Yeah, they're predators. Who would have known? Like, like that the I learned so much. I thought the I thought the most impressive thing was there are snails out there that simply choose to eat veggies. They're literally making the choice of saying, Yeah, I'll just eat plants instead of everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:48

So they're pretty similar to humans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:51

Every vegetarian I meet, I'm gonna call them a snail.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:53

You fucking snail.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:55

And they leave snail trails. That's great.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:56

Yeah, they leave snail chill. You slug. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:00

You fucking slug. That's such a high high IQ. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking speak. Because they're not like they sh they should understand. Yep. But they won't probably won't. They won't.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:15

I mean, we didn't. Who even knew about I didn't?

SPEAKER_04 1:52:18

Hey, don't sell us out like that. We all knew.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:21

No, I struggled the moment identified as a predator. I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:32

When they say if you could be a predator, what predator will you be? I'm picking a snail going snail.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:37

Amen. I'm going to my answer. The unassuming predator. Unsuspecting. Yeah, the unassuming predator. Because who would have thought? Who would have thought? As many times you've seen a snail, right? Or a slug, did it ever cross your mind that this thing eats everything?

SPEAKER_08 1:52:55

Nope. That it will use its toothy tongue to annihilate you.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:00

Like, I don't care what you choose. I don't want to hear any of you ever say snail trail ever again.

SPEAKER_01 1:53:08

The snail trail. Snail trail. Snail trail. So there you have it.

Outro

SPEAKER_02 1:53:16

Uh have fun with that fun fact. But anyway, um, we need to we need to put a pretty little bow on this and wrap this up. Um it was fun, right? Super Bowl commercials, all that kind of stuff. Uh, I guess join us in two weeks. We don't, I don't think we ever discussed the next episode. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, we kind of did. We're gonna do true crime. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna talk about it. I wonder where Nancy is. Oh my god. I thought it was buttholes.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:41

That was a per a purposeful thought. That was on purpose. That was that was well placed thought. That was beautiful. That was beautiful. So wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:50

So wait. Is it true crime or is it butthole? I need to understand so I can't do buttholes. It's true.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:58

We're cracking the case. We're putting on our detectors. Cracking the case. That's right. Cracking the case. We're tightening up our sphincters.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:06

We're tightening up our sphincters, and we're gonna find out the the butthole true crime.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:11

Cracking the case, but that's doesn't like change true crime or buttholes.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:16

Well, if you squeeze your cheeks really hard around an egg, it cracks an egg. That's how you crack a case.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:23

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris is like, no.

unknown 1:54:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:30

So I should definitely research buttholes before the next show, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:54:34

Yes, research, research buttholes.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:36

I'm going to quiz you on buttholes on the next episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:39

Just make sure you put your phone in incognito mode because there's gonna be some quiz. Sorry for everybody that owns an iPhone right now. Um so anyway, join us in two weeks when we when we uh tap into this whole uh mystery that is going on and the incompetence of where are they at? Tucson, Arizona, or some shit like that? Tucson, Pima County.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:08

Yeah, it's fucking wild. By the way, like my entire dad father's first fuck. My father, my entire father's half of the genealogy lives in Tucson.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:23

Oh wow. Are they okay out there? Most of them are dead.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:27

Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:28

So no.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:29

Actually, oh well.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:31

Well, I guess it depends on how to do that. I'll save this talk for the next show. Yeah, please do. I'll just say this. There's a bounty. They should get on that.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:38

Yeah, listen, write it down. Let's save our thoughts for next show. But join us in two weeks when we talk about that. Um, again, do please do not forget Magic Mind. Here, I'll show you what it looks like. Ah uh if you would like to try it out for you, see how it works, please visit www.magicmind.com and use our discount code FMJpod20 at checkout for 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one-time purchases. But until then, fellas, ladies, say ta-ta to your fans. Titties fans are bitches. Telbleton, did you say titties? Titties. I did. Because tatas. I got it. I got it. I got it. Cause he said he said ta ta.

SPEAKER_08 1:56:26

Titties.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:27

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:28

Fucking what I fuck. Anyway, we're getting out of here.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:36

Here we go. On three.

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