What the Podcast?
The show about anything and everything. By the end of an hour, we'll have you saying "WHAT THE P******?"
What the Podcast?
Ep. 280 - What the Tiger Woods?!
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Thank you, thank you. My glasses on.
SPEAKER_00Don't stretch those out.
SPEAKER_01Oh, these are nice.
SPEAKER_06Well, I'm wearing them now, so how about that?
SPEAKER_01You guys both got big noggins. Big brains.
SPEAKER_06Oh, nice save. Nice save.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh, just like Charlotte, her tiny camera.
SPEAKER_02Take it.
SPEAKER_04I don't know how that Kodiak thing. I like mine.
SPEAKER_02Kodiak.
SPEAKER_06Oh, like a grizzly bear. Kodak.
SPEAKER_01Kodak.
SPEAKER_06That's alright. We just lost our brand deal with that.
SPEAKER_01Do I have um Oreo in my teeth?
SPEAKER_06Oh, I should have.
SPEAKER_01I down like five Oreos before this. Double stuff. Embarrassing.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh, ten Oreos. Equivalent of ten Oreos, certainly.
SPEAKER_01And you know what they say? Big back.
SPEAKER_06I told Annie in the car on the way here. I said, I know you've been hanging out with your skinny friends, because I never hear Annie talk about anything eating, whatever, and then I don't see her for a while, and then she's like, oh yeah, me being a big back. I'm like, oh, okay. So you've been hanging out with your skinny friends. You've been hanging out with your skinny friends.
SPEAKER_01My skinny friends.
SPEAKER_06Going to the gym.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Hi, everybody.
SPEAKER_06Welcome back to What the Podcast. Yeah. The Fab Four back again. Hands in. Hands in, everybody. Big Backs on three. One, two, three, big backs. I'm Ryan. And I'm John. And together we are Big Bat.
SPEAKER_03It's so mean and derogatory. It's horrible. Ryan and John. I hate that you came in and said Big Backs.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. She knew you were going to say it. In the Bluuth, joining us today. My lovely wife, Kara Defoya, reducer of the show. Back again. Yeah, after a two-episode hiatus. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Two-week hiatus.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And joining us this week. Wow, that's right. Straight from this episode, when I'm reminded you, is brought to you by Olive Crest.
SPEAKER_01Strong family safe. Strong family, safe kids. A safe home for every kid.
SPEAKER_06And it's Ghost Go. Always fresh, never present.
SPEAKER_04Disaster to make you this both person. Absolutely safe. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Idiots. What brand is this? This is a Wanna Be A Walla. This is what I got when I hit 90 days. They said, thank you so much for not quitting. Here's a water bottle.
SPEAKER_07Not a raise.
SPEAKER_06After 90 days?
SPEAKER_01Nonprofit. No profits. No money.
SPEAKER_06Sorry. Not non-profit. No profit. No profits. No money. No money. Yeah. You know, it's just four friends. We're back in a booth as we like to do. We got no boundaries. No boundaries. We talk about anything and everything here. So let's just get right into it, I think.
SPEAKER_02Talk about big bags.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02Being on a cruise. Oh.
SPEAKER_06The official cruise debrief. You guys want the debrief?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Kara was on a cruise for two weeks and then Ryan joined her. Okay.
SPEAKER_06That's not what happened.
SPEAKER_01That's what I remember. That's why she was gone.
SPEAKER_05No, no, that's not that's not.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, I was gone.
SPEAKER_06It's called improv.
SPEAKER_02Look it up.
SPEAKER_06I wasn't understanding.
SPEAKER_02Don't lie, everyone. I was at rehab.
SPEAKER_06She said after 90 days, you get a water bottle. That's awesome.
SPEAKER_01Don't lie. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Yes, and April Fools.
SPEAKER_05Today's the second.
SPEAKER_06Kara and I last week went on a one-week long cruise. We've been kind of alluding to it. We've been talking about it outright. Big cruise. Previous episodes. And I'm here to tell you my full review of the Carnival Panorama cruise to Mexico. Um I thought it was fun.
SPEAKER_01Um, it was I thought there were parts of it that were really fun.
SPEAKER_06Like being on the boat, like kind of gives resort vibes, like hotel. There's a bunch of a lot of people watching going on. A lot of um, I like the buffet that you can go anytime and just go get your lunch. Free coffee, but the coffee was bad, so that was rough. Things to do.
SPEAKER_04I think there was probably a five percent chance you were gonna like the the coffee on that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02No, and we didn't even try the cafe.
SPEAKER_06They had a cafe. That that's what I also didn't like about the cruise, is a bunch of stuff costs money. Like, I'm already there. I thought it was gonna be like all-inclusive vibes, but it was like, oh, that thing costs money over there. And then if you want to get this dinner, that costs money. Uh, if you want to do this thing, it costs money. I'm like, yeah, I don't like that. I I want more on the stuff.
SPEAKER_04Wait, the food weren't wasn't all inclusive?
SPEAKER_06No, some like booths. There was a set place weren't there was a set menu, but then there was like a re a sushi restaurant, or there was like a different restaurant over here, which a steakhouse.
SPEAKER_02I'm pretty sure it's because those restaurants only get so much food on board. I can't like pay for it.
SPEAKER_06I can't really complain with the food. I thought the food was great. Yeah, it was good. The the fact that it's moving was horrible. And it was it was taunting me. The ship moving was like a constant reminder. Anytime you're like sitting, it was wait, where's my too low, go higher? It was like that kind of vibe. Our room was down on the first deck, like as close to the water as humanly possible.
SPEAKER_00In the fr front. So it was like in the front.
SPEAKER_06Anytime we go back to our room, it was like anytime we're sleeping. Yeah, things that I'm allowed to say. Things I couldn't talk about. According to the US government, don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_02No, we weren't in the water. Okay. It was pretty close. So we Do you have a balcony? On our way there, portholes have portholes. Yeah, we had portholes. We were that low. You had we couldn't have balconies. There, on our way there, it was really calm water. So at night, the first couple days was like you couldn't really feel it rocking. The second you lay down in your bed, it's like totally fine.
SPEAKER_05There it is. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02In Cabo, we left three hours late because there was a medical emergency where they had to get someone off the boat in Cabo and have them helicoptered. So we left late, which means we had to make up time.
SPEAKER_06So we were hot behind.
SPEAKER_02He was finally, he fell asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night hearing like we were running into a building because the waves were hitting the front of the boat so hard, and I look out the portholes because I I don't want it to be completely dark when we wake up, so we kept the curtains open.
SPEAKER_06Right.
SPEAKER_02The waves would splash over the portholes and it would change the light in the room. Horrible. Horrible. Yeah. I just had to sit up in bed and be like, don't look at the portholes, don't look at the portholes. Yeah, I was scary.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna need some time before the next cruise. I think.
SPEAKER_01You guys told me about it a little bit, and honestly, the thing that made me kind of go anti-cruise is the idea that there's constantly something happening.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like there was like little shows and guys on a loudspeaker and video like every I was like carnival cruise when I'm already overseas.
SPEAKER_04It was so good.
SPEAKER_01And so I asked, I was like, is there ever a moment where you're like laying on the deck and it's just quiet?
SPEAKER_02Yes. There were multiple moments where we were kind of bored.
SPEAKER_06Okay, yes, but then also as we're sitting out on the deck, it's like all right, everybody, we're gonna have the uh you know strongest man competition on the deck in front of the pool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, everybody who wants to play out, whatever.
SPEAKER_06But the highest.
SPEAKER_01I have to listen to that.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I would we've got DJ, whatever.
SPEAKER_02But that's only on the that was only on the main pool Leto deck. You could go to the front or the back pool that didn't have music playing, calm.
SPEAKER_06I will say cruise, fine. Mexico, awesome. Awesome. Love going to Mexico. I love going to Cabo. I love going to Ensenada. Yeah. I th I felt like I was home.
SPEAKER_01Guys, I want to see go to Mazatlan.
SPEAKER_06I've never been there. It would be what they got in there.
SPEAKER_01That's where I used to. Mazatlan was like Cabo. Yeah, it's well, it's inland from Cabo. So it's directly like across from Cabo. Across the Mazzatlan.
SPEAKER_02Mausatlan's where my parents got their big mind calendar.
SPEAKER_06Uh love it. John. It's kind of rundown. I already told you this. I got you something pretty awesome in Mexico. Left it at home. So it's okay. You'll get it this weekend probably at some point.
SPEAKER_01What is it? Don't tell me.
SPEAKER_06You saw what it is.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, it's awesome.
SPEAKER_06I won't tell you. I won't tell you. Um, but you saw what I got for myself, so. Yeah. It's kind of like that, but not like that. Pretty cool. It's kind of like that, but totally different.
SPEAKER_04Pretty cool, but entirely different.
SPEAKER_02Um, I don't know if I'd go back to Ensenada.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02Only because it felt like Seaport Village and Old Town combined.
SPEAKER_06It was like Old Town vibes, walking around the little market.
SPEAKER_02The fact that it was an hour and 15-minute drive from my parents' house.
SPEAKER_06I did. I was like, Yeah, the cruise left from Long Beach, but we were like not far at all from San Diego. It was horrible. It was horrible. On the last night we passed San Diego, we were like, wait, no. Yeah. I did have the best fish taco I've ever had in Ensenada. So I'd go back slowly for the state.
SPEAKER_02Oh, Kennedy Connor took us to like we're walk walking down the streets of Ensenada, like random. Kind of looks like like kind of slummy. Like yeah, a little bit slummy, but like also kind of like downtown San Diego.
SPEAKER_06Downtown San Diego. It wasn't anything worse than that.
SPEAKER_02Just little buildings. And then we see a little tent of they're like, that's where we're going. And it was just a little tiny tent. I was like, tacos. Little house tacos. I was like, they've been a pop-up since the 1970s.
SPEAKER_06That's crazy. So I mean you could do a pop-up maybe forever. So you know, just think about that. Yeah, do that. It was good. Little house tacos.
SPEAKER_00Went back, shopped.
SPEAKER_06Great experience, I would say. I love it. You didn't like the cruise part of it though. The cruise part I was kind of taken to leave it. Some of it was exciting, some of it was lame.
SPEAKER_04Was it was it a free cruise? Right.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_06By the end of it? It was it was pitched to me. Great question. It was pitched to me as a free cruise.
SPEAKER_02We paid taxes.
SPEAKER_04Okay, but that's imagine if you had paid for it and you had like a balcony and you were higher up and then you didn't have a balcony. I think a lot of your experience is tied to the room location, which I think is very free cruise-esque, if you think about it.
SPEAKER_06The other difficult part about a cruise is the nightly activity is go to casino.
SPEAKER_04And that's where they really get you in.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I sat down at a at a slot machine, and I was we were like by this point fully out of money. So I was like, okay, I'm not gonna play, but I'm just gonna sit at this machine for a second. And then Kara's playing something, so I walk over to her. Somebody sat down right behind me and played like two or three spins and won$2,000.
SPEAKER_02So you would have never gotten it. They played max bet.
SPEAKER_06Right, exactly. Right. Never would have happened to me.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04What's the max bet on that machine?
SPEAKER_02Ten bucks. Oh exactly.
SPEAKER_06Doesn't matter. The difficult, the the hard thing about the cruise is credit card has to be put down, and then you get a room key. And the room key charged to your room. Charge to your room. Everything on the boat. It's like Disneyland. Okay, yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_01No problem. Why not? Boop. What the hell are you talking about? What Disneyland are you going to? Well, I'm just saying you don't realize. No, sorry.
SPEAKER_06I I'm like a kid in Disneyland. You know? I'm like just charging.
SPEAKER_04I think it's Disney. I feel like at Disneyland, you don't really know how much you spend it. You kind of just like have it. Oh, yeah. It's only vacation. You know? You just tap to kind of count. How much money you're spending in Disneyland?
SPEAKER_01You're kicking a account. I'm picking the cheapest thing on that menu most of the time. I'm like, chans, mac and cheese. Chicken salad salad. Hey, their kid stuff is good at back off my own.
SPEAKER_06Going to a store in Mexico is so funny because the little cash register thing pops up and it's like 400 pesos. I'm like, I don't know how much that is. Doesn't matter. Charge it.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06I look back later. It's like 30 bucks. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01One time I had to get my I had very limited clothes when I lived down there. And I ripped like my only pair of jeans. And I was like, I have to buy jeans. And I went to an American e-hound pesos. Oh, yeah. And I had no idea. I like found the one pair of jeans in my size. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna take them. Like the I and and same thing, it's like blah blah blah blah blah pesos. I was like, yeah, whatever.
SPEAKER_0650.
SPEAKER_01I got it, I got the charge to my card, like because then it transfers, right? It was like a hundred and fifty dollar pair of jeans. Wait, American Eagle. I was like, these are$40 max. Yeah. But it's imported to Mexico.
SPEAKER_05American Eagles.
SPEAKER_01I was like, uh-huh, what? And I was like, now I get why they cross the border, go all the out go ham on the outlet, yeah, is because it's crazy price.
SPEAKER_06That's like when we go to Mexican Eagle, it's all imported stuff, yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like basically the same thing. Down there it's American Eagle. Yeah. Up here. Doesn't matter. Who cares? Doesn't matter. Anyways. What else happened on the ice? I still think we need to organize a friend trip. I think a friend cruise. I could do a cruise. I could do it. Okay, tell me about it.
SPEAKER_02We know when we should.
SPEAKER_06Right now. My 30th birthday. Oh, kidding.
SPEAKER_02Just saying. The dirty body.
SPEAKER_06When?
unknownWhen the fifth.
SPEAKER_06You don't have to say that on camera.
SPEAKER_02My birthday's the third.
SPEAKER_06Oh. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So, he's not going to be able to get the week before he goes to Germany. And then goes straight to Germany.
SPEAKER_04Yes. We could go on a Germany cruise. Marty getting kind of flacked because I'm going to be gone for my first Father's Day.
SPEAKER_02Father's Day doesn't matter, don't you know that? But you know what?
SPEAKER_01It's a good one. It must be with your father, though. Your first one.
SPEAKER_04I think it's not a huge deal. Because he's just a little nibblet. He is a big thing. Well, the first one sets the time. What's he gonna do? He's gonna make me change his diaper. That's what's gonna happen. He's gonna throw up on you. True. Yeah, true.
SPEAKER_06Good for him.
SPEAKER_04He should party on it. It is kind of special because I am going with my dad and my brothers, and I'm like, it is kind of cool, but it's uh it's kinda father. It's really cool, not kinda, you're right, it's really cool. But I it's I'm just not getting me any points in the marriage. Oh no, and you're you're gonna want to rack this.
SPEAKER_01I think you guys keep points in your marriages?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's like a whole is it a nobody has to do to get the points. So the husband points. Then the wife points is a conversion rate. Yeah, yeah. There is a conversion rate. It's like the pay points.
SPEAKER_06I don't know how much that is, but charge it.
SPEAKER_04A thousand husband points is like ten or fifteen dollars wife points. Yeah, yeah, sure. And then the dollars, I have no clue.
SPEAKER_06I have no like the conversion to American dollars is astronomical. It's right.
SPEAKER_04He's like, how many? He's like, how many Stanley Nichols is it is it for one dollar? She goes, ten thousand. He goes, Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02So good. You know who's not getting any husband, dad.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay. Go ahead. Tigerwood.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's like Roddy's.
SPEAKER_06You know who's not getting any husband-dad points. Who hasn't been racking up any husband-dad points lately? Tiger Woods. Yeah. Tiger Woods.
SPEAKER_04Same story, different days. What year is it?
SPEAKER_06That's what I want to know. Exactly. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Tiger Woods skin do you eyes? Back to 2008. I heard somebody say, just get this guy a driver. Like, like, no, seriously.
SPEAKER_04Can't you afford a driver? What's the deal?
SPEAKER_01He has plenty of time. Give him a hair transplant. His hair looks rough. That video of him in the back of the cop car, I'm like, buddy, keep the hat on. It's all the drugs.
SPEAKER_02Keep the hat on, brother.
SPEAKER_01You think the drugs are causing his hair to fall out?
SPEAKER_02He was supposed to play in two weeks. Is his real name Tiger? No, it can't be.
SPEAKER_01Oh, for sure it's Tiger. Come on, they didn't make that up.
SPEAKER_06His name is Eldric. E-L-D-R-I-C-K. Eldric Taunt Tiger Woods.
SPEAKER_04Taunt?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, his middle name is T-O-N-T. That's horrible. Taunt.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh. So somebody gave him the nickname Tiger. That is so crazy.
SPEAKER_06No, he definitely chose to do it.
SPEAKER_01No, I think he got it as like a kid. He's like, come here, Tiger.
SPEAKER_06Any final thoughts?
SPEAKER_04I need to do that. I need to do that. I think he gave it to himself.
SPEAKER_01I think he got it as a kid.
SPEAKER_06Nickname Tiger. From a golf coach as a child. Has anything for it?
SPEAKER_04I think I should start changing.
SPEAKER_06Background of family.
SPEAKER_01Oh, absolutely. I changed my name today at Taco Bell.
SPEAKER_04What's your name now?
SPEAKER_01Anita. I was feeling a little spicy. Anita Holiday. I need a holiday today. Because Taco Bell, it's not it's not good enough for Anita Martinelli.
SPEAKER_07No, no.
SPEAKER_01Anita Holiday for sure. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06He was nicknamed Tiger in honor of his father's friend, Colonel Wong Dong, who is also known as Tiger. That's made up. Oh, really? He's South Vietnamese, so nice try, racist.
SPEAKER_04Colonel Wong Dong. Is that what you show me?
SPEAKER_06His name is.
SPEAKER_04What did you mean that name again?
SPEAKER_06Wong Dong Fong. Okay.
SPEAKER_07Well, whatever it is, he's rolling in his grave.
SPEAKER_06Well, isn't actually they just called him Tiger, so they named him Tiger after another person with an unfortunate name named Tiger.
SPEAKER_01I would like, I would like to give like a tiger. It's a great nickname. It's a good nickname. It's a curse now. Well, now because there's a fit a famous tiger. It's like you can't call you can't be calling people like, oh I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I think I think it's it's I think I need to figure out what my nickname is. You know what I'm saying? It's obviously not tiger, it's taken, but like imagine just somebody be calling you like I don't know. What's a what's another really good animal nickname that like would be cool on a human? Moose. Moose is great. Moose is like a dog's name. Moose is great. Moose is great.
SPEAKER_06The infidelity scandal was in 2009.
SPEAKER_01Okay, what was his first DUI?
SPEAKER_06This is what his third scale was uh 2017.
SPEAKER_01The infidelity one was the big thing. Oh, the infidelity 2017.
SPEAKER_06He had another car crash in 2021. Yeah, I remember that. And then his car crash and arrest in 2026. Boy, Wikipedia.
SPEAKER_04I thought of a good one. Viper.
SPEAKER_01Viper, that's a good one. Oh, Viper.
SPEAKER_04It's Viper's birthday.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, no. I was reading Wikipedia. What are you guys talking about?
SPEAKER_01I think Ryan should go back to the nickname he heard. Blue Steel, right? No. Diesel. Diesel. Diesel. That's a great nickname.
SPEAKER_06I thought it was Steel. Who called me Diesel?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Where did that come from?
SPEAKER_01You called yourself.
SPEAKER_04Diesel from the gas-powered vehicle bait we had.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_02Was that what it was from? It's horrible, or people are naming their kids that for real. Are people naming that? No. Yes.
SPEAKER_01Well, we have a child we work with named Khaleesi, and that one was really hard for me when I found that. There's multiple Khaleesi. That one's from Game of Thrones. And I said, I can't get behind that.
SPEAKER_02At least Khaleesi is the name of someone. Diesel is a thing.
SPEAKER_01Okay, your nephew's name's Stetson, dude. That's a hat.
SPEAKER_00He's also a thing. Name for a hat.
SPEAKER_01Name for hat.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh. On the cruise. What's in a name, right? On the cruise, there's a burger place, and there's a big line for the burger place. Always blocked the bathroom. Yeah. Always blocked the burger.
SPEAKER_06Really good burgers, by the way.
SPEAKER_02All the bathrooms are like press a button to open the door. Or you're trying to open this heavy A door and then it starts going, sit to press the button. So the door opens and it almost hits all these people in line every time. So I I do it and they're like, I I heard these boys and go, dude, Stetson, move. Another Stetson. It was like an 18-year-old, like seven, 16, 17, or 18-year-old Stetson. And I was like, what the hell? What the heck?
SPEAKER_06Is that one of those things though that like you wouldn't think about if you weren't thinking about the name Stetson?
SPEAKER_02Like it's like Heroes was full of Oregonians and Texans. So that makes sense.
SPEAKER_01Orgonians.
SPEAKER_06What was that first thing?
SPEAKER_01Orgonians.
SPEAKER_06Oh, Oregonians is not what they're called. What was that first thing?
SPEAKER_01What do you call them?
SPEAKER_06I'd call them organites, probably.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I think for sure organians. Organites, like Mennonites? There's no eigen. What did you call them? Organids?
SPEAKER_04Oregon. Oregon. Should I call it?
SPEAKER_01Should I call Aisla to ask her right now? Californians. Oregonians, Texans. Aren't they all Inns? South Dakota Inns?
SPEAKER_06Californians.
SPEAKER_01Californians. Of course. No, because then it's Arizonians.
SPEAKER_06Arizonians.
SPEAKER_01Alaskans.
SPEAKER_06Oregon's is just I don't I don't mind much what people call people from Arizona. I don't really want. Floridas. Floridians.
SPEAKER_01Floridians, thank you. Floridas.
SPEAKER_06Thank you. Thank you. Florida's.
SPEAKER_02It's a long day. Let's see if she answers. That's fine. I said, would you call yourself an Oregonian? Or is there another name? I'm just calling the same as Oregon with I-A N after it.
SPEAKER_01With Ian after it.
SPEAKER_02Oregonian.
SPEAKER_01Guys, I think. Now this is a segue from anything pop culture. I think I'm destined to marry a guy named Ian. Because the same same letters have our names.
SPEAKER_06Now what if you met somebody named Naya?
SPEAKER_02Naya? N-I-A. N-I-A. That'd be Nia. Or Ina.
SPEAKER_04Or Eid. I thought Ein one time. I guess I'd be Eid. Is it male's name? Eid.
SPEAKER_02Nah. Ena.
SPEAKER_01Well, problem is I have I have some impactful people in my life, and they have really common stupid names.
SPEAKER_06Go ahead.
SPEAKER_01The amount of guys where it's like, oh, John. I'm not sure Ryan's that common. Oh, yeah. Lots, lots of rhymes. My roommate is you're just saying it's stupid. My roommate's name, Tyler. I'm saying it's John. Not as common as John. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying. That's because yours is a Bible name. Yeah. Oh, the amount of Tyler's where I'm like, I can't get that satisfaction. I can't date a Tyler. You couldn't possibly date a Tyler. Our friend married a Tyler and she won't let you out.
SPEAKER_02I don't know very many Tyler. Oh, you're not on the apps at dark places. I didn't go to school with any Tyler's until high school. Really?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I know a Tyler.
SPEAKER_01You've always known a Tyler. Yeah, I know Tyler's. Um, but yeah, so the names thing is something I think about quite often. I'm like, it's gotta be.
SPEAKER_04I don't think you should worry about that too much.
SPEAKER_01Andrews, a lot of Andrews, too. Oh, that could be my brother-in-law is an Andrew.
SPEAKER_02That's why I'm Andrew and so when thinking about names for the baby. When Tanya went, I'm gonna look them up the most popular names of the 90s. And I went, no. Because that's everyone we know. John, when did you guys hardly watch Jack's name?
SPEAKER_04Pretty early on. Pretty early on, unfortunately. I don't recommend it. I mean, I was pretty set on Jack, so that's kind of why I launched it. Um but I mean you guys might be different, but Jordan was like, Is it the right name like every other day? I was like, it's the right name. And um but yeah, we did it, we did it pretty early.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I think it was like That's how I am, but it feels very permanent because it is. Would you say it out loud?
SPEAKER_04Second trimester. I mean, we uh we we we were pretty set on it. Yeah, but yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's that's scary because like exactly that's gonna be their name.
SPEAKER_04Is that a is that a conversation between you guys now? Trying to figure out when the launches?
SPEAKER_06Well, you know, you know. Have you decided or no? We've basically decided, but we're just I'm in the same boat as Jordan.
SPEAKER_01Well, Jordan Jordan's had the caveat, like, because everyone we were calling him Jackie and Jack, and then Jordan is like, I reserve all rights to change his name even to the day he launched.
SPEAKER_04I'll say, I'll say it is the benefit of like deciding early, or even just saying I'm I we're 95% sure is I felt like, and this was just me, I felt like I could could like kind of process the idea of him coming. And I mean, I'm religious, so I I I was like, I was I was praying for him in a lot of ways, and so I think for me it wasn't like a big deal, and also we had a lot of uh a lot of you know a lot of meaning behind our kind of felt like a no-brainer, and then when he was born, we had talked about him so much using his name that it kind of just bit him, you know, and so I think that's some of it too. If you if you if you're like talking about it like, oh, you know, Jack, oh Jack is he's making me sick today, or oh my gosh, I felt Jack kick. It's like then you you meet him and you go like this is the guy we we've been talking about.
SPEAKER_06Oh I don't know.
SPEAKER_02This is the guy putting me through hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I honestly mean we're not like reinventing the wheel with our name, so it's not like I'm not like worried that somebody's gonna be.
SPEAKER_01So maybe you're reinventing it with the spelling. No, that'd be mean.
SPEAKER_02Oh, are they not telling you that why?
SPEAKER_01No, I'm having my own thing going. We're not telling you. I have my own thing going.
SPEAKER_06Oh. Oh, you're trying to dissolve it? No, no, no, no. I have my own thing in the book.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and I'm not telling anyone. You gotta write it down. So we're gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm doing a name pool. So everyone's gonna put in my mom. I know I need to start doing that. Two dollars, two dollars per name. You can put in as many names.
SPEAKER_06Well, how do you set the odds?
SPEAKER_01I mean, it's aren't it's if the right whenever it happens and you guys announce it. The number of letters is an answer.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Oh, she said Oregonian. Yep, that's the name of our newspaper.
SPEAKER_06The Oregonian. They're gonna be amazing. Oregonian's huh.
SPEAKER_01Organized.
SPEAKER_06I thought I'd feel something.
SPEAKER_01Organized.
SPEAKER_04So the question I have for you guys is are I mean, you might not know the answer to this, and that's fine, but are you feeling like you will drop it just ahead of a B Day or definitely I think definitely ahead of baby shower.
SPEAKER_01I think it's gonna be because we'd love to have presents that have the name on it. Personalized things.
SPEAKER_06I'm feeling strongly for like Memorial Day. Like in the next from.
SPEAKER_01I mean, we can't you gotta give me time to get the name pool. Yeah, okay. We can't wait until the babies here, you gotta get going on the phone. Well, I thought it was gonna be the announcement. That's a month and a half. I thought it was gonna be a birth announcement. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_06You have until the beginning of the summer, I'm gonna say.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't want to get the announcement.
SPEAKER_06Put me down for fly.
SPEAKER_02Got it.
SPEAKER_06Lock in on fly.
SPEAKER_02I love the idea of like finishing the baby room and like having a name on the wall. Like that's a cute.
SPEAKER_04Is the baby room going? No way.
SPEAKER_06No that's the other problem. A lot of problems.
SPEAKER_01Problems. Wow. My sister, for all of our cousins' kids, because we have a big family, would paint them something with like you know, like my cousin's first or the first great grandkid was Slater after Kelly Slater, and so he got a surfboard with his name painted on it. And you know and there was this infamous moment where she and it was always like a piggy bank of some sort. Oh, nice. And she painted this piggy bank, and it had been the baby's gonna be Annabelle, the baby's gonna be Annabelle, the baby's gonna be Annabelle. We get to the baby shower Quinn.
SPEAKER_02Curse doll. Oh Quinn.
SPEAKER_01Everything says Quinn, and my sister's like, haha.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_01What? Oh and then like had changed it, hadn't really announced anyone. This is different. Like now, like you have Instagram and stuff like that. To Quinn.
SPEAKER_02That's so interesting.
SPEAKER_01Somebody unspoke to Annabelle. And they stuck with Quinn. Quinn is now like 14 or something like that. But um I'm telling you, someone told them that's a cursed doll.
SPEAKER_06That's my initial thought.
SPEAKER_01There's nobody being named Annabelle. No. Well, no, there's a couple names that have died in history. Tiger being one of them. Karen. Yeah. Oh, Karen's definitely gonna die. Karen's done. I wasn't.
SPEAKER_06You know what's crazy is I was thinking about that today because I was like, oh, Karen Carpenter is one of my favorite singers.
SPEAKER_02But it's like, oh, you could never but also as a baby is so strange to me.
SPEAKER_05Sweet a little baby Karen.
SPEAKER_02Okay, take out the context of the city.
SPEAKER_05You know only old older enough. Maybe maybe you call her Kerry or something.
SPEAKER_01Jack's the same way, you know, like I always thought too close to my name.
SPEAKER_06Rennie is adorable.
SPEAKER_01Renny? Ren.
SPEAKER_06How about Ren? How about Wren?
SPEAKER_01I know a couple Rainas. I love Rainas. Raina's cute.
SPEAKER_04Everyone goes, Jack, oh, it's like it's like the shorthand for John. Isn't it really is he a Junior? Shorthand for John. No. Is Jack short for John? Yeah. That's what they say. What? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Arguably Jack is longer than John.
SPEAKER_04John F. Kennedy. They used to they as a as a nickname. They called him Jack.
SPEAKER_02If you have a daughter next, you're gonna name her Jill.
SPEAKER_06I thought they called him Jack Off.
SPEAKER_01Oh Jack's right behind me. Oh, sorry.
SPEAKER_06I just called him Jack Off.
SPEAKER_01Jack Off. Hey! That's because JFK, I think he was primarily named after his dad.
SPEAKER_04Jack is traditionally a common nickname for the name John.
SPEAKER_06I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_04That's right.
SPEAKER_01That's like Staking Richard. I don't get that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That I almost get because it's a it's shorter at least. It has a new letter in it.
SPEAKER_01That doesn't make sense. Why not just Rich? Rich. That's the nickname. Rich, great. Rich.
SPEAKER_06But Rich kind of gets stuck in the mouth a little bit.
SPEAKER_01And Dick doesn't? Dick's talking about the mock.
SPEAKER_06Hey. Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_01Whoa, God.
SPEAKER_04Hey, yo. We gotta transition out of that somehow. What else are we talking about? That doesn't happen very after the show, but we needed a little uh switch. We do have one of those. But I mean like uh wow.
SPEAKER_06Like a sexy one? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Um, can we get one of these sexy buttons over here? Sexy button up here. That's closest thing to take that off.
SPEAKER_03Closest approximation we have. Put a sexy thing on.
SPEAKER_01Put a sexy one on. Um, let's see if anything. Nothing really, no, nothing really sexy happened in the world. Um, the creator of OnlyFans actually passed away.
SPEAKER_05So like sexy at all.
SPEAKER_03Nothing sexy happened in the world.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, not nothing sexy. President of OnlyFans. Yeah. Or president OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_01He bought it. It already existed, and then he bought it. He was like some big tech guy, bought it, and like revamped the software and like how it's marketed. He seemed kind of young, like early like late 40s or early. Oh god, don't everyone's dying young. People are dying young these days. My goodness. Quick uh quick room read.
SPEAKER_06How do we feel about OnlyF OnlyFans? Is it uh doing porn? Is it just porn? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It is. I think it really is. I think like he was like credited as like revamping the world of pornography. Yeah, yeah. True, like he reinvented it. Because then it was like you're free.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But free, it's like Well, OnlyFans, you have to I mean, I guess it is the same as free show.
SPEAKER_02You have to pay to have an account and then people have to pay to watch it.
SPEAKER_01But instead of having to be part of I don't know how the porn system works, but I'm sure you have to be a part of like whatever agency or whether like someone that's gonna be. Oh, you pay that you pay OnlyFans. Yeah, but instead of being a part of like booking jobs to do that, I'm sure it's probably similar to a free agent. Yeah, so that's where OnlyFans is like, well, then they can make their own money.
SPEAKER_06Empowering creators to own their full.
SPEAKER_01That's so weird. It says reactivate account.
SPEAKER_06Oh, that's weird. It says welcome back. That's weird. You don't need to know where we get our money. I've truly never been on OnlyFans before.
SPEAKER_01It's like Welcome back, Ryan. Do you want to reactivate your account? I have looked up features.
SPEAKER_06Thank you so much for all the money.
SPEAKER_01We did. We talked about that one time. Yeah. Feat websites are the same thing.
SPEAKER_02You gotta pay into it.
SPEAKER_04Top spender.
SPEAKER_01The way they pitch themselves is you have some reward points yet.
SPEAKER_06Empowering creators. Welcome back 20% off. Your full potential, monetize their content, and develop authentic connections with their fans.
SPEAKER_01I think in a sex positive space, yeah, right? Because like why don't people just go to Omegle? Omegle's dead. It's free. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_06Omegle's Omegle's free.
SPEAKER_01Omegle's dead. Oh, it's gone. Oh, we had a whole episode of the death of Omegle. I don't remember that. Um, it got shut down because of too many like child porn issues. Yeah, that makes sense. Which I mean, yeah. It was a free website. Yeah, actually, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_06According to Wikipedia, the service is widely known for its popularity with pornographers.
SPEAKER_01Well, yes. Pornographers.
SPEAKER_03That's like I would just call them like pornogonians. Pornogonians. That's weird pornographers. Pornogonians, I'd say.
SPEAKER_04I wouldn't have gone that way. I would have got saved.
SPEAKER_03Pornites. I'd say probably. Pornographites.
SPEAKER_02Pornonites.
SPEAKER_04I love you. Pornonites. Oh, yeah, seems crazy. I would have gotten pornographies. That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_06It's giving Tumblr we demand to be taken seriously.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, are people still posting porn to Tumblr?
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_01Twitter. Twitter porn was here.
SPEAKER_06Still is. Allegedly.
SPEAKER_01Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. He said, welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back, Ryan. Twitter was the first place for like, are you okay? We haven't seen it in a week. The like Vanessa Hudgens nudes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That was on Twitter.
SPEAKER_01Drake nudes dropped on Twitter.
SPEAKER_06I didn't see the host. Oh. Me neither.
unknownOh no.
SPEAKER_04Vanessa Hudgins nudes, and you're like Drake. She's like, oh, I didn't see the Drake.
SPEAKER_02Vanessa Hudgens was a huge deal.
SPEAKER_04It's not Drake. And you're like, oh no, I didn't see the Drake one.
SPEAKER_01She's like new pervert. That was when you're watching his must have been not that big, then.
SPEAKER_06No, it happened recently, like a couple years ago. Oh, that it wasn't. The Vanessa Hudgens one was like that when we were in high school, I think.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, because it was her high school musical. Yes, it was. Like it was, I think high school musical still happened. No, but that was the threat finish. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Uh-huh. That was the um and she was sending him to Zach.
SPEAKER_01Was that when Zach dropped the condom on the red carpet? Yes. Oh, that was iconic. He like pulled his hand out of a pocket and a condom fell off the red carpet.
SPEAKER_06Zach Everon? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then T Vogue interviewed him about it. He was like, I just think it's good to have protection. Safe sex is smart.
SPEAKER_06No, that was the year that like a bunch of celebrities' phones got hacked through like cloud. Yeah. It was Snapchat. Jennifer Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens.
SPEAKER_02Why would you say who else? There were other Disney people. I think the whole thing.
SPEAKER_04I think that's when Apple like really took a hard line on like the cloud security thing. Now like police departments can't even get into Apple phones. Apple's been in in court about you know the the government being like, we need to be able to ha you know get into phones for cases, and they're like, no. Like literally no. Protect their privacy. And I think that that big thing was part of that. But yeah. Did anyone see the Hand of Montana special? I did the 20th of the I cried.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's not exactly what I think. She got at the very end, she got sentimental.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I didn't see it, but I heard there was a lot of hype around it. That was good.
SPEAKER_01There's there's some interesting points that I was like, her dad came out, he looked horrible. Absolutely. They were definitely, they edited a lot out of that.
SPEAKER_02She was, I did like how she was straight up honest and she was like, everyone's I feel like everyone is happy when the Cyruses are doing good. She like she fully made it a point to be like, We're good. We're good right now. Yeah. Like we've gone through rocky times which I was appreciated.
SPEAKER_06Like recently, and she kind of like it. That whole thing went down with the girlfriend.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she was kind of like chatting to about like, oh yeah, and like I had a crush on him, and we hooked up here, and like it was kind of like she was really honest, which I liked, hated Alex Earl.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, she had no business being there.
SPEAKER_02And the transitions from like the fun stuff on set to then where they podcasted. I was like, so it was so bizarre. They should have podcasted on the couch.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yes. Like, what are we doing?
SPEAKER_06It was so bizarre to bring out Chapel Round. Made no sense to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_01And then they met, it was them meeting for the first time. She was like, Oh, it's so nice to meet you. I'm like, She's like, Oh, we're not bringing out anyone. Raven Simone should have done the interview.
SPEAKER_06Yes. Come on.
SPEAKER_01Anyone else remember?
SPEAKER_06Or they had Selena Gomez. Like, very least. Her.
SPEAKER_01And that was another thing. It's like it made sense because Selena Gomez had been on it. It truly, and I know Emily Osmond posted, like, oh, we're filming, so I can't. I'm like, it was weird. She wasn't there. No sense that she wasn't there.
SPEAKER_06They got cut out of it. I think her and Mitchell Musso both got let out of it.
SPEAKER_01But but what was so weird is they had so much footage of because she really was. They talked so much about Emily, and I was like, it made no sense.
SPEAKER_02Do you think it's because they thought it would be weird having her and not Mitchell?
SPEAKER_06It's probably because she's a Trump supporter.
SPEAKER_01Is she? Is she?
SPEAKER_06Emily Osmond? I'm pretty sure. Wasn't she on that one show?
SPEAKER_01She's on like a show where she plays someone in Texas.
SPEAKER_06Doesn't she do a bunch of those uh Hallmark things? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, that's what's her face from Full House. Yeah, but what are you gonna do? That's Candace, whatever Candace Cameron. Yeah, Candace Cameron. That's not Emily Cameron. And the mom from Good Luck Charlie, big Trump supporter.
SPEAKER_06Isn't she a Scientologist? No.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Who cares? I don't know. But I don't think they're so changed.
SPEAKER_01Even if she's a Trump supporter, like who cares? Like this was a pit you were a pivotal character. Yeah. You should have been on there.
SPEAKER_06My cyrus probably cares. I mean, her whole thing, which I thought was awesome, was she was like, yeah, this wasn't really a thing until I started talking about it. She was like, She's like, I got it from Dolly Parton, where she's like, if you want something to happen, just start talking about it. And then people will be like, Oh, what? Like, and then it showed footage of her talking about the Hannah Montana reunion, the 20-year thing on a red carpet. And then her agent was like, Hey, so like, what is this? Should we get going on this, you know, 20-year reunion thing? She's like, Yeah, absolutely. Let's do it. Awesome. Just kind of manifested it. Or womanifested it.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna start doing that.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, go ahead.
SPEAKER_01Like, I've been talking about the name, the name um pool. So it's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_06Well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but you're the one heading that up.
SPEAKER_06No one else is gonna do that for me. You don't have an agent or a manager.
SPEAKER_01What are you talking about? People manage me all the time.
SPEAKER_02Uh don't you remember your free agent on OnlyFans? Come on.
SPEAKER_01When do I get that free agent, right? You get one for free. Wait, wait, what's that mean? Uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I thought it was weird to not have. I mean, Jason Earl wasn't there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Which he was like, but he was on the red carpet. Like those people were on the red car. Jason Earl was on the red carpet. The guy who played Rico was on the red carpet. I just saw a clip actually that said Rico walked so that uh Marcelo could run. And they were they were doing like all the clips of Rico, and I was like, oh my gosh, he is Marcelo.
SPEAKER_02I bet he's in the middle of doing fallout filming.
SPEAKER_06But but there's no reason they shouldn't have brought all these people back for the video.
SPEAKER_01Like Emily Osman, you're in you're like still acting. It's not like you fell off, like it's not Mitchell Musso, you didn't fall off the face of the planet.
SPEAKER_04Like you're talking about though, I wonder how much of it was like again, conjecture of like her talking about it, and then it was like, oh shoot, we have to like put this in the world. Yeah, I wanna say screen, I wonder if people weren't available. I think that's more likely to me. It's like if she really was like she's just kind of talking about it, and then they were going, oh shoot, that's coming up.
SPEAKER_02Like I think Jason Earle might have been busy with something because he went on a podcast and he kind of talked about everything he would have talked about on the what is he doing? Oh, that's the I don't know, but he fully talked about how he went in. I don't know, he like got a call from his agent for an audition, and it was like, hey, they want uh like someone who can be like 18 and like kind of play 18. And he was like seven.
SPEAKER_01He was oh he was talking about back in the day. Back in the day. He was I was like, he was 20. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02He's not playing at the time he was he was 31.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he was 31.
SPEAKER_02So he goes into the audition and they ask him, How old are you? And he lied in his audition. He said, I'm 18. Then a week later he gets a call saying like giving him the offer of the job and them saying like oh we we actually or he said he was 17. And the call they said, Oh, we actually know you're 18 because you told us that in another audition. And he fully forgot the auditioned for like these same people and told them he was 18. That's crazy. And he was like, Yeah, but I still got it. And the the I think it was the writer of Hannah Montana who was in the interview with him, and he said that they didn't know his actual age until like the third season.
SPEAKER_06That's crazy. Because somehow it's somebody does accounting and they need his license and that's so far from the writers and the producers. They're like, How old are you? Who cares?
SPEAKER_01Someone was like weird choice, yeah, and like it was the swoopy hair, it covered all his wrinkles. Yeah, it did. He was a great actor. They they you know what? I then we watched we watched the 20th anniversary, and then we watched the first episode of Han Montana. There are some jokes, and they said this in the thing, like there are jokes they would not get away with, but they were they were like highbrow jokes. Like it was good.
SPEAKER_05It was good writing, man.
SPEAKER_01It was good writing. I that was show wisdom of the place.
SPEAKER_04I hold fast away. You do some great writing. That's okay. I loved Wizard of Weaverly Place.
SPEAKER_06And I think I put Hannah Montana over it. I put it on the book.
SPEAKER_01Wizards was a little bit older than Hannah Montana.
SPEAKER_06But then That's O Raven's above all of that.
SPEAKER_01Oh, That's O Raven was comedy. It was the creation of comedy in our era. It was for me. Jimmy and Rye.
SPEAKER_02It was Lizzie McGuire, That's O'Raven, and Hannah Montana were like in the same unique.
SPEAKER_06I think That's O Raven, yeah. Hannah Montana, and then maybe Lizzie down towards. I think Wizards Wailey place might be better than the other thing. Lizzie was a little bit more than a friend. It was a little bit more friendly. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01What are you gonna do in school? The movies were big.
SPEAKER_06The movie was big. I don't know. The show was kind of okay.
SPEAKER_02Hannah Montana movie. You weren't a girl. That's a Raven movie where she plays all the different characters. Oh yeah, because she did she did the Madea.
SPEAKER_06She did the Medea thing. But Hannah Montana wasn't the gravy bone. I don't think Hannah Montana was a girl show though.
SPEAKER_01Like it was like No, and that's what I was talking about. No, it wasn't, yeah. Like, but for us, like it was like, oh, it's a girl show. But truly, it had a lot of like it was a teenage show. It was like a boy show too. So was Raven.
SPEAKER_06Hilary Duff was definitely more like girl. Girl, I have a crush on this boy.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, it was totally teeny bopper. Like it was. Um but yeah. But then they had Sweet Life, which that was that was kind of everyone boy show.
SPEAKER_06It was kind of boy show. But obviously we're gonna have to be able to do it. You're watching for Brandisong.
SPEAKER_01But let's not Corinne in the House was nothing compared to that. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Let's say we could go on and on about our favorite Disney Channel shows, and we will. In the post show. Jump in on the We're gonna talk more about uh Disney Channel shows in the post show. Guys, uh every week we do another episode of the podcast that you can watch on our Patreon. Okay, for$4 a month, you can support what the podcast. I don't know, something's going on behind me. Doesn't matter. Um, hey, four bucks a month keeps the lights on, keeps the cameras rolling, keeps the uh Baja Blast flowing. Uh so anyways, head on down to the link down in our bio, subscribe to the Patreon, and then watch uh an episode of the pro show right after this. Ugh, so much fun. We're gonna talk about all those shows that we love.
SPEAKER_04And if you made Yogurt Mill famous, screw you.
SPEAKER_02Screw you. Oh my god, screw you. Did you see that they took out strawberry off their menu?
SPEAKER_06Honey, that was an April Fool's joke.
SPEAKER_05Oh, on the couches always carrot avoided, and it is Kills Gilman, I'm Ryan! And we'll see you next week on What the Swam Gotter.
SPEAKER_04A day later, 24 hours later, bam bam!
SPEAKER_02It was such a real fun. I like my swaboy chocolate. You can have it. Still not tonight.