SPEAKER_01 0:08

Yeah, baby. We're in it now. Yeah. This is nice and toasty out here. I do love a bonfire. See, this is what I'm talking about, John. You gotta really get in there with the microphone.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

I really do love a bonfire.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Yep. Yep. Just just eat it. Right here. That's great. Hi, everybody. Welcome back to what the podcast Summer Edition. Summer by the Bonfir. Summer time. Hi Ryan. Bonfireboys. Sorry, Clint. And I'm John. And together we are. Bonfiring for the summer. Oh yeah, baby. Cheers. Cheers, the microphone. On the folding chairs, as always.

unknown 0:56

Don't give it away.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Don't give it away.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Yeah, joining us this week.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Oh my god. Joining us this week. Annie the Scove Scovemend.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

I love the smoke. Oh, I love the smoke. Smoke.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

Ugh. Yeah, I hope it wasn't shower day for anybody.

SPEAKER_04 1:17

Yeah, well, my hair's clean.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Oh, one thing about sucks. I know. We're getting right into it. As people know, I work out now.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

I think we need to get rid of the headphones because she's eating the mic better than I've ever seen her do. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Shut? Up. Hey, first of all, shut. First of all, shut up. Up. Um, we're also closer than we were.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

I don't like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

She's You can't really see, but we are closer. We're really close.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

You'd be surprised what you can see on the camera. Oh yeah, you can definitely see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Um I work out now, as you guys know. I'm really healthy. Oh my gosh. And one thing about working out almost every day, you basically are just like succumbing to the fact that your hair's never really clean. There's a small window of time.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Is that what stopped you before?

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Wearing a lot of clothes. Sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

Sorry, I just curious.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Sometimes the days were dark, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Okay, now that's unfunny because you're using the dark days.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Oh, okay. Well, what's the point of having a big thing?

SPEAKER_02 2:20

I'm sorry about that.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

I'm sorry about that.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

If I can't use it against others.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

I suppose you can do mumbling over there. Sorry, I'm I decided to monitor what we're saying. Yeah, that's probably good.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yeah, you're talking talking to yourself with it.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

The the sound effects I'm trying to figure out what they are. There we go. Okay, that's the one I was looking for.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

What was that sound effect?

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Doesn't matter. Um guys don't have headphones on. Out here, we are out here at the bonfire, a little summer special. We don't really know how many of these we're gonna do, but this one's fun.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 2:53

Ten weeks of summer? There's 104 days of summer vacation. Yeah, I think we should go live just to end it.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

104 days is more than 10 weeks.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Why is that in the Phineas and Ferb song? You eating this Can you hit me with chocolate?

SPEAKER_04 3:08

The traitor just batons? I said I needed some kind of chocolate battery.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

Chocks up to another characterism. Choco baton. She goes, she goes, she goes, I need to have something chocolate? I'm like, yeah, sure. Why? She's like, we gotta have something chocolate by the fire.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Hey man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

What?

SPEAKER_01 3:24

She's right.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

Yeah, the fact that you invited us over for a bonfire.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

No marshmallows, no skewers.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Fun thing about me though, I hate s'mores.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Okay, next time we do this, as an incentive for you guys to do this again, I'll have s'mores. I would love that. And I and we'll have headphones next time.

unknown 3:43

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Headphones is probably good. Well, you gotta monitor yourself, certainly. Somebody has to.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Because if you can't hear yourself, you're I know your mic's gonna be good.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

And I am tone deaf, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

No comment.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

You're not gonna sing for us. Guys. By the way, I think you're a great singer, and I've always said that, and I always will.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

No, you haven't. You haven't always said that. You said I suck at singing.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

I never said that, and I hate that you can't.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Okay, this isn't therapy at the bonfire. Let's get into it, you guys. Go ahead, let's go ahead. Summertime. I'm gonna sing for us. Maybe we do predictions, summer predictions. Oh, okay. What do you think is gonna happen this summer?

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Well, yeah, but that's the second half of the episode.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

She's working on some Chaco batons right now. She's obviously not transitioning work.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Well, yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

Well, yeah, you see? Yeah, I want some summer predictions, guys. I think do we have a song of the summer yet?

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Is it a bowl prediction based off where we are in this season? But I think the potteries are going to be serious.

unknown 4:46

Woo!

SPEAKER_02 4:46

I can't say that they're gonna win, because I just don't know. But I think they gotta I think they're kind of bluffing us with the start. I think they're gonna really get hot and go on a streak. I love I love to hear that.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Maybe that's pottery fan glasses on, but yeah, it definitely is. But that's part of the summer, really. Traditionally speaking. Is believing.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

A feeling that the summer's gonna go by really fast.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Oh. Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Because I already I feel like I blinked because I'm gonna be huge.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

Oh no. No, pregnant, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

I can't be huge forever. It should go fast.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

No, no, no. I don't think that has anything to do with the summer going by.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

And I want that.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

It's not because you're gonna be big at all.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

It's not because in your words, you're gonna be huge. Yeah. Not my words, yours. Um, no, I feel like I blinked and it's June next week.

SPEAKER_02 5:35

Yeah. Yeah. What's your um don't you have July resolutions? What are you working on?

SPEAKER_03 5:38

Fourth of July. I I just talked to my roommate. Yesterday said we need to start thinking about Fourth of July resolutions. Um, and we swap back and forth on who gets to be depressed month by month. Last last month I got to have depression, this month she gets to have depression.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Should I be concerned with how often you're bringing up depression?

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Are you talking about the month of May or June?

SPEAKER_03 5:54

May. May I had depression. June she gets to have depression.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Oh, so you're already like tapering off.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Yeah, oh, I'm on the up.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

On the up and up.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

You do really well at hiding it, I'll say. I don't think I caught the colour. Can I get another chocolate baton, please?

SPEAKER_03 6:08

I might need sunglasses.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

First of all, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

No, that's not good. That's not good, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

I'm choosing to take it as a compliment.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

You being able to mask your your depression is not a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

I think that's a phrase. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

And no, I'm out of chocolate batons.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

You're supposed to say I hate bunnies. So quick. When you're sitting around a campfire, you're supposed to say I hate bunnies. Why? Because it makes the smoke go away from you.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Okay. I thought smoke followed beauty.

SPEAKER_02 6:42

I haven't teened a way in a while.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

I don't know, having heard of smoke and mirrors. Add to the depression. Um, anyway. Smoke follows beauty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

You made that up just now.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

No, that's something I was always told as a kid. Smoke follows beauty. So if it's on you. By who? My family.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Discopenism.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Got it, got it, got it. Who told you that your dad?

SPEAKER_03 7:05

Yes. He was wrong. Smoke follows smoking people.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

And you blow a cigarette in my face. Smoke follows beauty.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

I'm like, write that down if I ever start smoking. It's a great pickup line.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Yeah. You know, isn't it? You're gonna pick up somebody smoking in a bar.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

Obviously, guys, we'd be smoking together. So it'd be like in the whole moment. He'd like to be chain smoking. We're outside a bar.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

Chain smoking together. Haven't said a word to each other. Yeah. But then the line is making eyes.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

He likes my cigarette for me. We have intense eye contact.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

He says, I hate bunnies. You never heard that? No. That's the thing you're supposed to say. Who told you you never heard that? The Boy Scouts of America. Jim Skowman told me that. My dad.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Danny's dad. Um no, but I have been thinking about my 4th of July resolution. Thank you so much for asking.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

But your feet don't go on there. Don't put your feet on there.

SPEAKER_03 8:01

What are you talking about? Your feet go on here.

unknown 8:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Just let her know. Do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

I hate bunnies.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

Thank you. That's what you're supposed to say. And now it's coming towards you. Smoke follows beauty. Smoke follows beauty.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

Oh, you're gonna say that's wrong as the smoke is literally attacking your wife.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

The smoke is going directly straight up right now.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Because God's beautiful.

SPEAKER_06 8:21

God's beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

It's um I have guys, what are you thinking for your 4th of July resolutions? Because it really I feel like it's set up on me.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

I think we could we could do one.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

We could do one. I mean, mine's always get used to the state.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

It's not really a resolution, but give a mouse a cookie, you know.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

I do live my life in a give a mouse a cookie state of mind.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Yeah, because if we do July resolutions, then all of a sudden we're doing, I don't know, whatever crazy then we're all gonna start working out and eating kale.

SPEAKER_03 8:47

No, obviously doing that in the front half of her year though.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

So maybe your resolution is like that was a fight for de against my depression. Kale. Okay. The I the physical activity. And it, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 9:01

It's like the opposite of a transition. It's like back to the depression, you know. It's like exactly.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

No, we're out, we're out, we're on the up and up.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

This this month it's it's Tyler's turn to be depressed. I'm I'm depression this month.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

Um yes.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

But the summer is gonna go by fast. I just feel it. I think because you guys do we have a big thing happening in fall. Like there's something, like, I it does kind of feel like I'm already I'm already thinking in the future. Of course, Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

I'm already thinking organizing a trip to Bates Nut Farm.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

Oh, still never been. You've never been to Knott's farm for Kara's first time. Oh, I've never been to Bates Nut Farm. You heard Knottsbury Farm? Yeah, I was thinking Knott's Berry Farm.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I grew up going to Knott's berry farm.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

I don't know why that strikes me as a fall thing.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

Bates Nut Farm?

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Going to Bates Nut Farm.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Because it's apples. I want to go to a cider farm this year.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

This is a fall thing. Um, what's the big thing that's happening in fall? You're talking about my child? Yeah. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Got it. It I stupid. I tracked it as soon as I said it.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

You're gonna have a little church.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

I don't know, but I'm I'm putting that baby in a pumpkin, I'll tell you that much. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Oh, we finally started that uh Martin Short documentary. Right. Really great stuff. Haven't finished it. It's a tearjerker.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

Oh, is there a second episode? There's two episodes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Oh, well, one. We didn't even finish one.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

The whole thing's just like split into two episodes. It's too big it couldn't fit into one. Oh at the beginning it does that.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

I'm gonna have that for my life when you guys make a documentary for me. No split into two. Yeah, it's gonna have to be split into two. Or half a few.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

The documentary we make about you has to be split into two because of why why is it split into two? Because he's such a storied.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

Hold on, she's in the middle of texting somebody back.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

That's so crazy. And it's not even like there's one camera. We have one camera on this one. So it's like you can't see us. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

And he goes, You're gonna make a documentary of my life, pulls phone out, starts texting somebody back.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Wait. And and it needs to be a two-parter because it's just seven and a half hours of her texting. Brrr reader, brrrrr.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

No.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

That's fine.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

I want it to be halfway. Am I dead or alive for it?

SPEAKER_02 11:15

I don't know. I can't do this anymore.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

What would you prefer?

SPEAKER_03 11:19

Well, I prefer I prefer well, so then you could see it.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

You're gonna melt your shoes, is what I'm saying. You're putting them on. You've never burned. You don't understand how hot this fire is. I agree with you. But she's never gonna listen to you.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

It's so good. That's fine. You can put your feet up on the layer.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

You can put your whole face in there. That's fine. The whole point of it. Fire is indiscriminate regarding its heat. It will burn you. This is a metal thing. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

Yeah, it'll burn you. Oh, I hear that.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

That's fine. Whatever. That's fine. Do whatever you want. I hope. Actually, keep them there.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

This is not even that hot.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Now you don't piss me off. You're about to piss me off.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

I was saying, like, were you guys not fire kids or what?

SPEAKER_01 12:02

I made the fire. Yeah, I made the fire.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

First of all, and I want to have the records.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

John supported me by supplying me with paper. Uh like three.

SPEAKER_04 12:11

Of the big ones? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 12:13

That matches are matches.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Don't laugh like that's like. No, no, no. What are you talking about? Three. Three. I would say two, actually. I don't think it was three. This is so coming from a person that's obviously you've obviously never professionally started a fire before. I have a better idea.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Next episode, we're first we're gonna start the episode off. You and Ryan are gonna be given the same supplies, and her first one to start a fire wins.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Oh my gosh, it's like survivor.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

It's like totally destroyed you and probably.

SPEAKER_03 12:38

Oh, probably. He has Boy Scout. Here we go. She's backing off. You have to find a kin.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

She doesn't want to do it. I'll do it.

SPEAKER_03 12:43

You gotta find a kin. I'll do it.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

She scoffed at three matches.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

She's qualifying it, so what that means is if you win, it's an obvious.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

If you lose, it's a I beat you, and I don't know how to do the fire. If if Annie wins, it was the most important thing ever. And if she loses, it was never that serious.

SPEAKER_06 12:59

It was ever that serious.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

If I know one thing about Annie, that is true. Okay. Edge of my channel.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

Yeah, that's what that's a burn string.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

That's the uh that is the like the final challenge in Survivor. Did you guys watch Survivor? Oh I watched one season of it.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Did you see the faux pas from the last season?

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Oh, the faux pas was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

Jeff Prost was like, he was supposed to come out and like introduce a segment of them watching fire making of all things. Then the fire making eliminates the last person before it like it turns into a tribal council, all the old players. And he's like, Oh, he's he's supposed to introduce a segment, and he like comes out and does like a different segment, and then he goes, the guy comes out and he's like, Let's watch this guy. He and uh he's supposed to lose fire making, but let's watch how he does. He played the wrong clip, and he's like, Okay, go sit down. Everyone's like, Does that mean he's out? And he like basically blew that he was out of the top five. Yeah. It was kind of weird. I don't think it was that big of a deal, but people who love Survivor might have might have to be.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Well, he's a big too the 50th season, so it was like basically all the time. It's all returners. It's basically like if we found out today that John Lip Sync Battle was rigged. It is. And he came out at the second act and said, should we tell them hey, now we're introducing Ryan, the winning act of John's lipsync battle. Oh like that.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

Devastating. That would be devastating. We used um last last year's uh actually this year's lip sync battle script to start the fire. So thank god. We actually do have the script for this year. Nobody will see it because it is on fire currently, which is fine. But we do have it it is rigged, so I guess.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

I don't think we have a song of the summer, but Carrie, you said we do.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

Uh started as an AI song. Okay, and that's great.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Oh, did Charlie Kirk for the first time?

SPEAKER_04 14:55

Me Capitola Puerto Rico. I think that's that's the song of the summer. You know what? And a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

That was a devastating bait and switch for me because AI from the beginning. I didn't believe it. I didn't believe you.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

He was like, no, it's it's this song. No, I was like, it's a guy. He was the guy who used AI.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

He makes a bunch of songs.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Yeah, through AI.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Yeah, he's making them all with AI. So is like Burby use AI when he makes them or well, it's weird because it's a video of him in a place. It's just devastating. Like, why?

SPEAKER_04 15:28

The funniest part is seeing different celebrities. What is the bad bunny?

SPEAKER_01 15:33

Bad bunny. What do I I hate bunnies? Oh.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

Did you say what is it? Bad bunny. I thought you were saying celebrities.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

What is it, Bad Bunny?

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Um, Charlie Pooth did a video and all these other things, and all of them are like, I hate that I couldn't make a song this.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

No, nobody said that.

unknown 15:50

Oh my gosh. I hate me.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

I get it. Charlie Pooth wasn't saying that. I just saw people who are singing and dancing to it. There's like a bunch of country songs who've been singing. Country artists who've been singing dancing to it. Um on the other side, um that's a good song written by AI. Your cousin showed us a bad song, supposedly not written by AI. Right. For sure it is.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

That's right, Luke Combs. Some yeah, or Luke Bryan. I don't know what's going on. Luke Bryan. One of the Luke's or the Bryans or the Dolly Parton one?

unknown 16:21

No.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

No, it's called Dolly Parton have an AI song. No, they don't, do they? Yeah, it's like it's it's uh what's the song?

SPEAKER_01 16:28

So do they actually have a song?

SPEAKER_03 16:29

They were covering a song, but it was no somebody made it with AI.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

It's like climb tree, drink beer, wake up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drink clear drink beer.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

It's called like eat, sleep, drink, drink.

SPEAKER_03 16:47

Fish on golf drink. It is Luke Brian.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

So which part is AI? Well, definitely too much uh auto tank. Fish hunt.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

Fish hunt, golf drink. Wake up, quake up, camo, climb tree. Yep. Something about eighteen golf drink beer something. Name not.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

It is very Luke Bryan esque.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

No.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

What I do love is catching on is that describing something negatively is AI is, oh, that's so AI. That's not like, whoa, that's so AI. It's like, oh, that's that song's so AI generated. Yeah because slop. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

Yeah, it's a negative thing. Listen, we disagree on the and the rules of AI, but I think I was walking walking into a coffee shop and they were they had they had this they had to sign I don't know, it was like something of like we're closed on Memorial Day or something. And it was just like a paper a paper sign tape, but it it was like clearly made with AI because it had like the AI, AI hue to it, you know, all the stuff. And um I was like, you know what, and that's that's a perfect scenario, you know? Like you want to do something fun and festive, but you don't want to spend money on a graphic artist to make a you know, like but I do see the obviously I see the downfalls of the making music and making art. I just I think it's kind of more of a curiosity thing. I don't know if it'll affect the industry like we think it will, but I think it will in a not Oh.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Hole for plane? Little whirly bird above us.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Hurl for plane. This Justin. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

I wonder if you can even hear it.

SPEAKER_04 19:16

A helicopter.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

Oh, you definitely can.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

They shine the light.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

Oh, right over here.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

So funny.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

You're so lucky they didn't see you.

SPEAKER_01 19:26

You're so lucky they didn't hear me.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

So lucky they missed that.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

We made a signal for them and everything.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Arrest him! He's right here. I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

I think just it's in the messaging for me. Like, less about Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry, I was getting back on track with the freaking podcast. It's in the messaging of, you know, who cares? Yeah, let's talk about Annie's Depression again. Go ahead with Annie's Depression. No, no, no, sorry. Let's do 20 more minutes on that. That was filling it on the podcast. 20 more minutes on Annie's Depression. Oh, 20 questions.

SPEAKER_04 20:03

What new animal was found in San Diego?

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Toucan. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Wait, what? There was the toucan. What new animal was discovered in San Diego? I read about this. Did you guys see that?

SPEAKER_02 20:17

I have no idea. It is an animal that is home to newly discovered animal or an animal that's not native to this era.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

In San Diego. It's more Northern California. It is the mascot of a college.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

Of their college here?

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Yeah, no, Ryan said it. More slug.

SPEAKER_00 20:36

Banana slug. Banana slug.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

Banana slug was found on Palomar Mountain.

SPEAKER_03 20:40

But it was a kind of banana slug that they hadn't seen.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Are they invasive? Do we need to kill it? No.

SPEAKER_04 20:45

Not invasive. They're calling it a relic animal.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Thanks, Sean. You didn't connect it, sir. What the Ryan's. Oh, I'm sorry. I killed Ryan's spirit. No, I just thought that when we don't want to talk about that thing, we just go on our phones. I thought we just go on our phones.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

I think this was a TV show for a second. But the the helicopter reminded me how, and I think it was a TV show at one point in time, but how long do you think you could evade the police if you knew you weren't going to actually get in trouble?

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Do I get a head start?

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Yeah, you get a head start.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

If I could run away.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Well, the goal, the goal is to evade the police, but you're demanding. You're not being arrested and taken to jail. You know what I'm saying? Kind of a big end.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Okay, so. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Well, and it and this is this is like they had to put you in the car and take you to the station. You could try to escape if you want to.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

You'd like places to go with no hour.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

I feel like any outdoor mall. It's like that's like UGC mall.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Uh the running man. It's like the running man. Running man. So I think I could running man myself. Um Yeah, just like get in a car, head out to the sticks, I guess. Yeah, but there's cameras. You're gonna switch cars. Or you've got to

SPEAKER_04 22:00

You gotta put a mask on. Yeah, a different car.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

For sure. Yeah, track your phone. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Oh, ditching of the phone would succeed.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Gotta ditch the phone.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

But then you can't track that if they're watching it. If they can show like they're like putting your face on TV all for like a bit for like a show. Well, yeah, there has to be stakes. It can't just be like if they catch you, you lose.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

Which of your friends would you not trust?

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Oh, not a single one. If there's money involved, not a technical show.

SPEAKER_04 22:24

So you'll kind of go to have to go to the six. So I maybe I would go to Julian. I don't think there's cameras out there.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

But do they think that that's exactly what you would do?

SPEAKER_03 22:32

No. I'd go beyond, I'd go to Sequoia National Park.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

They're gonna use this footage when they couldn't. They're gonna reference this podcast.

SPEAKER_03 22:41

You're right.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

No, you have an hour head start.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

You can't how our head start, you can't leave like the greater city. I didn't know the rules were made up. You can't fly anywhere.

SPEAKER_04 22:51

Wait a train. You said it's a manhunt. How long can I evade the cop before? You find a train that's getting you up somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

And trains are not looking at your ID. They just see the ticket. They don't care what you're making. There's no cameras on training. I need a panicini could get on the train.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Oh gosh, that's what you think.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

I don't think something different. I need a name.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

I'm gonna be breaking into. I'm going full GTA. I'm breaking into the airport. Oh I'm gonna steal a jet.

SPEAKER_03 23:16

I have an hour where they're not chasing. So blast right in there.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

How thrilling would that would be if they got killed on a flight?

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Like you're literally running from them in like a high-speed chase.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

That'd be exciting.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

They'd probably know what plane I got on.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

You know what we need to do?

SPEAKER_02 23:31

You can't get out of a plane without a full speed.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

But you already said there's no repercussions, though, so I'll just blast in there, steal a thing. Steal a jet. Fly a jet.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

You need to do that thing where we all you park in front of someone's house and you see if you could like run and unlock your door before they catch you. Oh, tell me that one more time. So you like you you start and you get like a five-second head start to start running to your front door. Unlock it and get you. And then a serial killer starts running after you, but you have to unlock it.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

See, that's scary to me.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

And you have to see if you can't. Oh, I do that all the time.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

I do that every night. Okay. Because I always have that feeling that's I've been running drills on the line. You have a house with stairs. You know. Yeah. You know. Going up those stairs.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

There's been a few moments where you I hear something, and so it's usually like just the house creaking or something. And I you get in that fight or flight, you're like, what's the play here? And I I don't know. I mean, I I think I'd like to think I'd be okay, but there was an ongoing I was talking about this with Megan recently.

SPEAKER_01 24:36

There's an ongoing, I don't know where it came from, a movie or a TV show or something, but that people were waiting in parking lots to slash your legs when you were getting into your car.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

They were under your car. They'd wait under your car.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

They were waiting under your car. So when you open your car, they slash your leg, your foot. So you're incapacitated, they steal your car. I don't know where this came from, a movie or a PSA.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I remember.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

But I I don't know, some some kind of like, hey, don't, you know, don't do that because there's ever a dollar bill in your door handle.

SPEAKER_04 25:10

Don't reach down and get it. Open it.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Yeah. And so I still kind of feel that when I get into a car in a parking lot sometimes where I'm like, maybe this is it. Maybe this is where my Achilles get slashed.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

You know what's crazy? Yeah. Is you had shared that with me that you have this irrational fear of your Achilles? Yeah, I have tingling Achilles. Um Ruptured, yeah. And I remember the first time I ever went to Haunted Trails. I don't remember if you guys went, I don't know, what you're what you're doing. Haunted Trails. But they used to play like clips from horror movies while you were waiting in line. Sure. Like on a big screen, they would project it. And there was, and I it's the only thing I have no clue what movie it was, but it was a scary movie where there someone's like they're in some kind of like running from killer in the house, whatever. And the killer run from killer in the house. They're standing, and you see from behind them that the killer like pulls up the floorboard and with golden scissors cuts their Achilles.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

Was it us?

SPEAKER_03 26:05

No, it was like way before that. It was like I was circling middle school for me.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

Was it attack of the scissor people?

SPEAKER_03 26:11

Sure, sure. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Be honest with me. I never went to Haunted Trails. Was it Attack of the Scissor people or not?

SPEAKER_04 26:17

I went to Haunted Trails one time.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Could have been Freddie Krueger.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

I grew up going to Haunted Hotel in high school.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

Haunted Hotel was a little bit of a shortcut. What was your scary thing?

SPEAKER_04 26:26

And Haunted Hotel ended with running upstairs. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

She was going to Haunted Hotel. You were going to Haunted Trails. What was your thing?

SPEAKER_02 26:37

I went to Haunted Trails. I didn't go to Haunted Hotel on Haunted Trails when I went. Or what was that? What's that one in El Cahon? It's the abandoned amusement park. Scotty's scare trails.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

Scotty's scare. Scotty doesn't know. I definitely wasn't doing any of those things, but I went to each of those like one time. I went to Haunted Trails once. I went to Haunted Hotel once. I've never been at Scotty's D Bus.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

It was really bad. It was not good.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

No. It's an old abandoned amusement park on the way to Alpine. Like off the I'm always skeptical of the actors like a bunch of things too. Teenage kids, yeah. Um but this family bought it. My parents remember the last day that the actual amusement park was open.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

Scotty's amusement.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

And it was like the beginning of summer, and they have this story of taking my sister there, and all the kids were just like giving away all the prizes and everything because it turns out that they had gone bankrupt and they didn't tell any of the kids. And so they all thought they had summer jobs, and on like the third day of work, they were like, Oh yeah, this is our last day.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

And then Scotty died. And that's why it's haunted.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

And every night when the Ferris wheel started, killed the manager. It almost feels like you could see him in the top car, the BM Ferris wheel. And he disappeared.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

And that's him. And that's Scotty. But what they didn't realize is he just no, he just went bankrupt. He didn't die. He didn't die. Poor guy.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

Uh so that's your that's your fear, a rational fear when it comes to scary stuff.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

I don't know if it's irrational. I think it's a pretty reasonable fear.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

It's probably not gonna get slashed, but that's like a movie reference with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have any movie ref references that state like scary movies?

SPEAKER_01 28:12

I just have tingling heel at all times, I think.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

I have one that Tingling Heel. It's from Insidious, but it's when they're like looking down a hallway, or they're looking at it's like a living room, and there's somebody sitting at the end of the table, and there's like this demonic red face thing, and it just peers behind the guy. You just see him for a second, and I feel like I have that sometimes where I'm watch looking at something and I'm just waiting for something to just go like right behind a door frame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or behind, you know, I don't have it when I'm with people in the room, but like I'm just like I when I'm sitting there staring at something, I feel like I just wanted to get this feeling like, oh, something's just gonna peer around the corner and it's just like freak out.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Here's how my brain works, and maybe you guys relate to this. Sometimes when I'm going to sleep at night, my brain will start sabotaging me. Yep. Where it's like, oh, remember that part of that scary movie? Yeah. And you see the do you ever get that?

SPEAKER_02 29:10

Yeah, all the time. Oh yeah. That's why I used to I used to have to have something playing on the TV because my brain had to focus on that.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

Otherwise, I go to the darkest ports. No, no, I'm so every night.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

I'm saying even now. I'm saying even sometimes when I'm going to sleep, I'm like, oh yeah, remember this scary movie? Oh yeah. Remember that scary movie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

Yeah, hence why you keep a bat next to you. The first scary movie. Well.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

No, I'm I'm just talking about the visuals in my brain. Like, I can't, I have to really relax my brain thoughts.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

I really like the bat is necessary.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

My brain replays things I see often. Yeah. So I have to really be like, as an adult, I'm now like, oh, I for my own betterment, I can't watch that, or I can't listen to that, or I can't, you know. Um there's certain things. There's yeah, it's like a fine line. But like, yeah. My f the first scary movie I ever saw was called The Haunting in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Haunting in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

And it's basically family moves into Haunted House in Connecticut in Connecticut. And first it was it was a m uh mortuary.

unknown 30:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

And they find out that all the bodies are still in the walls. Well, yeah. And there's like a moment where they're like the bodies start like falling out of the walls. And I think about that scene still. To this day. Like everyone, that's the one that pops in my mind. Bodies are falling out of the walls, but there's bodies on the wall. Oh, that is one of the most disgusting movies they've ever done.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Midsommar didn't really stick with me. Oh, I'll never watch that. I didn't watch it. We haven't watched it.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

I know. We shouldn't watch it. No, we probably shouldn't watch it.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

It wasn't the kind of scary that would stick with me.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

No, see, that's the kind of stuff that does stick with me is like the the mentality.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Realistic that's disgusting to me is a huge theme throughout it is playing on the grief triggers. So Florence Pugh, an amazing actress. She does an amazing job in it. Right. But like it plays it plays on her grief triggers because she has both in the beginning of the movie, in a way, lose like loses all her family. Right. And so then the whole rest of the movie it's playing on triggers of hers. So like she gets triggered and starts like having a grief moment and then like weird cultinas happening.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

And then all the people she meets start dying.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Yeah, it's uh that's a play on the idea of like that's kind of how Coles work uh Colts work is like playing on you know parts of your life that you're gonna work or you know, and so I'm like I'm not I'm not I'm not d I'm not saying it it should or shouldn't in the movie, but I wonder if that's an intentional choice.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

If I watched it now for the first if I had never seen it before and I watched it now, it probably wouldn't have affected me as much. But I think just where I was in life, it was really funny. I I watched it the year Andrew died. Oh god. Oh yeah, and I was pissed. I thought you watched it with care. No, you watched it with care, you watched it with cat. I watched yeah, I watched it when I was living in Hawaii.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

I'm kind of of two like minds because I think that movies have a lot of power and like are meant to be like make you feel something make you feel something and make you feel uncomfortable in some instances. Um but I'm but I'm also just like you, Annie, like I'm a very visual like person. Like I I like take in visuals a lot.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

What kind of sick freak let this cross their desk? I said, yep.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

Yeah, yeah. So I yeah, it's crazy. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 32:34

There's a new movie out right now called Obsession. And it's a like really small budget film. I think it was like a million dollar budget or something, and they've already made over like a million dollars. I think they've already made over 150 million or something. That's gonna be the way I make a movie. It's it's literally about a like an obsessed girlfriend.

SPEAKER_06 33:00

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 33:00

Yeah, but everything I've seen about it is like a smile.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

It's like the movie Smile, how it was like just creepy, like in that, okay, as the only person here who's still in the dating game, that is something I think about constantly. Is I was just talking about this maybe yesterday, but I'm trying to remember who. Um but I was just talking about this of like people talk about like, oh, like the third date. Like typically the third day is the day it's like people are like, oh, that's like when you sleep together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:32

That guy does that every night.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

And I'm like, man, that's insane because like I you're I'm gonna trust you to be alone with me? What if you murder me? What if you want to kill me? What if you become obsessed with me, you kidnap me, and you put me in your basement? Then that's your lot in life. Oh, no, no, I've watched too much SEU. Olivia Benson has raised me right gun.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

I think you're underestimating how many happy married couples 20 years married, all of a sudden third date. Killed.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Murdered. Yes. Murdered.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

It could happen on the third date. It could happen 20, 30 years into marriage. That's the point Ryan's planning. Happened to somebody on my parents' street.

unknown 34:12

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 34:12

Axe, too, right? Axe in the back of the head, yes. Uh-huh. Oh, to be gone by axe, murder is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Wife murdered husband.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

Oh, okay. Well, maybe she had a point.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

If it's a man, absolutely we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Oh maybe she had some point. Well, let's hear her. No, I'm not kidding, guys. I sometimes like girls are crazy. Girls are crazy.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Boys are murderers, but girls are crazy.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

What am I supposed to do with that?

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Well, you can't make it. Which side are you on? I can't agree. I'm I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. Listen. No, but that's scary. Kara, do you have a scary like thing that haunts you? Don't say that. Um, I don't think anything stuck with me from a movie. Oh, Kara, the one you always talk about. You say haunts your dreams. Um, that movie Presents we watched. Presence. Yeah, you said, Oh my gosh. I think you mean Oculus. No, President.

SPEAKER_04 35:08

It appears horrible. The POV movie that was horrible. Kara's like that one stuck with me. Any scary movies have stuck with me? It's just the night terrors one. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Paranormal Activity had a grip on the city. My own brain.

SPEAKER_04 35:21

My own movies and my my own that my brain. The scariest place you've ever seen is your own. Um but if we go back to like the the slashing of Achilles with cars and stuff, yeah. Mine was always the go to a gas station and check behind the pump for a needle.

SPEAKER_06 35:38

Oh, what?

SPEAKER_04 35:39

People would hide used needles in the gas pump. So when you'd go to stick yourself. I don't know how they find a carving. There's little little holes in there.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

In the gas pump?

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Any dirty needle. And then you get what?

SPEAKER_01 35:53

A dirty needle?

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Yes, because then you get AIDS.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

Your parents definitely grew up in the AIDS.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

And then you get AIDS. And then Princess Diana died on two drugs. Okay. Yeah. Is this a hypodermic needle that's in there?

SPEAKER_03 36:10

In the drug school she went to, they were using, you know, all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

So it's a hypodermic needle. Bed ribbon week. It's up in the in the handle of the gas pump, which is metal.

SPEAKER_04 36:25

The one that you back.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

Oh, not the metal part where you grab the holes.

SPEAKER_04 36:30

You know where you can lock the the handle?

unknown 36:32

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

You put it in your car and you lock it. Okay. You can hide it in that little like there's like always like a hollow spot.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

You worry about the needles. Oh yeah. I don't want to get a blood disease. I and I don't want you to. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

I don't know. I don't want you to get a blood. Okay, thank you. Okay. I'm realizing I remember where I heard it. I heard it from you. I remember you describing this to me. I don't know where the needle goes in that situation.

SPEAKER_04 36:58

I've never been afraid of someone being in the back of my car.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Oh, I've had that. Oh, yeah. Where I'm like, as soon as I shut the door, they're like, you know, gun the back of my head.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

See, that's just a big movie thing to me.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

I forgot I was gonna do. What was I gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Uh uh drive!

SPEAKER_04 37:11

Drive, man. I do remember seeing videos of like if someone is in the back of your car and they try and like choke you out with a cord, like immediately what you're supposed to do. Yeah. The whole two-finger thing.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Also, people choking you out with a cord.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

I told you about when I was walking piano string. When I was walking already a couple months ago, I was walking, just like there's it was doing this same loop every night. I went like up and around. And I was on the straight, the straight, it's basically the the adverse of this. It's a straightaway after you curve around. And I look behind me, and there's this guy wearing like a black, full-brimmed fedora, black hat. I'm not joking you. And he and he and he's just walking with his hands in a pocket. And I said, Would he flicking a coin when I stopped and turned around? He stopped. And then I would turn back.

SPEAKER_01 38:00

Dude, it was crazy. That is awesome.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

And it was like for like literally like a half mile, and then I turned back, he was gone. I don't remember where he turned. Cane, man. I was like, super freaky.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

No, fedora, man. He didn't have a cane. He had a fedora and a black coat, and he was flicking a coin. And he kept saying heads or tails. Which I was like, what? And he was like or tails.

SPEAKER_05 38:22

Do you know what was like what was a good scary like series? Yeah. Bates Motel.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

Um Bates Motel. I am a surgeon.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

No.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

Freddie Hymore.

SPEAKER_04 38:36

I am a surgeon. I am a surgeon.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

I loved that series. I like scary stuff.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

Freddie Hymore.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

Base Motel. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Bates Motel. I thought you're talking about the good doctor. You never watched a single episode of that show or finish that whole thing. I know that though. I try to watch that show with Kara. I can't do it, man. I love it. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

I'm watching some old shows that I used to watch, and I'm just like, they're so camp.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Like, I I I understand why we liked it, but then you're gonna I don't know if you're gonna like this or hate this, but the other day I saw a clip from a show, and in earnest, I was like, maybe I should watch Modern Family. Maybe I should I was like, maybe this is a good show. Modern Family is so good.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

I didn't think I would like it, and then you get it's like the office kind of hook.

SPEAKER_03 39:24

I know you know what's so funny is my um my coworker camera will like quote, because I have a bunch of memes of Cam from Modern Family that I send to my boss, and it's a folder on my on my computer calls Memes for Teams. Because that's the program we use.

SPEAKER_01 39:39

Remind me to pull my funding from Olive Crest.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

Yeah. So I'll send it to her when I'm like asking.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Remind me to cancel my recurring giving. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 39:49

I have a photophile of Cam beams. Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

But we were the company name.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

He said the company name.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Alright, we can bleep that. We can bleep that. That's crazy. Oh my god, the crackling. Say it, say it. I said it. The crackling. Bad bunny name.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Bad bunny. I think it's like a big thing. I think we'd be like, Sed quid. Say it quick. I don't think it needs to be that close. I think you're probably getting it.

SPEAKER_05 40:21

Is it getting it?

SPEAKER_01 40:22

I don't know. Is it getting into crackling? I'm curious. It definitely is. Um guys, the show's over, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

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SPEAKER_01 40:27

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SPEAKER_03 40:40

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SPEAKER_03 40:44

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SPEAKER_01 40:48

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SPEAKER_06 40:59

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SPEAKER_01 41:13

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