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YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT aka From Toys R Us to Tankinis with Ev Jensen
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Ever wondered what makes the harpsichord so hilariously peculiar? Join us live from Marination in Columbia City as we dive into a whirlwind of laughter, nostalgia, and middle-aged mom moments with comedian and friend Ev Jensen. We kick things off with our mutual love for 90s movies and music, reminiscing about grand entrances and Bill Clinton's legendary saxophone stint on Arsenio Hall. Expect amusing anecdotes and audience participation that brings out the quirky nuances of the harpsichord, all wrapped up in our humorous dissection of pop culture and parenthood in 2024.
Next, get ready for a nostalgic trip to the golden era of Toys R Us, Geoffrey the Giraffe, and the curious case of Toucan Sam. We laugh about the Mandela effect surrounding "Froot Loops" and dive into personal stories about embracing bikinis and tankinis in our 40s. Our hilarious escapades at Legoland’s water park and a playful debate about the importance of socks—even suggesting they be government-issued—will have you cracking up while reflecting on the small joys and complexities of modern parenting.
Finally, we delve into iconic movies and TV shows, from the cultural impact of "Pretty Woman" to the bizarre urban legend involving Richard Gere and a gerbil. We humorously speculate on Hollywood myths, discuss dad life quirks, and explore the absurdity of modern technology. Whether it's a memorable scene from "Pretty Woman" or a light-hearted debate on the best type of sock, this episode promises a mix of humor, nostalgia, and insightful conversations that will entertain and resonate with listeners. Don't miss out on our reflections on the joys of being middle-aged moms, complete with a hearty dose of laughter and love for a classic Caesar salad.
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Speaker 1Is everybody having a good time ? We're here , live at the Marination , columbia City . Aloha everyone . My name is Dewa Dorje and this is my podcast , the Dank Moms podcast . I'm a comedian here from Seattle . I perform all over the city and I do this podcast also , where we talk about pop culture , parenting , politics , basically anything that has to do with being a middle-aged mom in 2024 . I'm a single mom of two kids . I live right here in close to Columbia City . I guess I live over there by Four Paws , if you guys know , shout out to Four Paws . Yeah , so what do I have here ? I'm a working class , first generation immigrant single mom with PTSD . I'm a standup comedian , a lover of pop culture , politics , parenting , and this is a sex positive therapy , positive , body positive , costco positive podcast . Thank you , today we are going to uh , I'll do the podcast . I was turning it down . I had the soundtrack to Pretty Woman , which is the movie that we're going to be dissecting later on in the episode .
Speaker 1Comedian and friend of the pod , ev Jensen . Make some noise , ev Jensen , from behind the minivan . From behind the minivan ? Oh , behind the Corolla . Yeah , we see you , thank you . Here comes Ev . It's too far . It is too far .
Speaker 2We had a car that was closer and now the bit doesn't work because the car is too far . You guys , it took too long . You can't laugh for that long . It's only funny for like two seconds .
Speaker 1Not really . You got to trip the whole way in .
Speaker 2Yeah , if I fell a lot , then I could pull it off . I think so . If you fell the whole way in . Yeah , if I fell a lot , then I could pull it off . I think so if you fell the whole time , just like 80 pratfalls .
Speaker 1Alright , one more time for Ev Jensen .
Speaker 2Thank you for having me .
Speaker 1Ev and I have been friends for a while now From comedy , yeah , for a long time and we have a lot in common right ?
Speaker 2We do . We both love movies of the 90s .
Speaker 1Music .
Speaker 2Music of the 90s , music of all generations .
Speaker 1All generations .
Speaker 2Well , let's go back , baby . Let's take it back to the Baroque era .
Speaker 1No , that's too far for me , baroque . You're like , that's where I draw the line , which one is .
Speaker 2Baroque ? I honestly don't know .
Speaker 1I thought that's something with castanets .
Speaker 2I baroque . Has harpsichord different than a harp ? Different than a harp ? I believe it's a piano that strikes harp strings . If any harpsichord players want to confirm , oh or do not .
Speaker 1Yes , is that ? Is that right ? We have a musician over here , nice , okay , cool , from uh , from brooklyn , and he so you ? You're not sure , harpsichord , no harpsichord .
Speaker 2Okay , no , just across the board . No to Harpsichord , no harpsichord , no , just across the board . No to the harpsichord .
Speaker 1You don't like them .
Speaker 2Oh , you don't know . Okay , so fair Ignorance is fine , that's okay , but you know , you confirmed it .
Speaker 3Oh my god , not only correct , but absolutely correct Wow .
Speaker 2The old teacher's pet in me . I'm like be me , and I'm so happy that I got that right Wow .
Speaker 1I know , I love that be the teacher's pet . I know .
Speaker 2I was an English teacher , teacher's pet , which I think is just the gay experience . Probably it is .
Speaker 1I think just like being really good in English class and being a part of the newspaper . Maybe .
Speaker 2I did not . I didn't do school newspaper . Did you do it ? Yeah ?
Speaker 1What did you write about ? I'd rather no joke . I went to Rainier Beach High School and I wrote about underwear .
Speaker 2Wow , hot topic Like what did they ask you ?
Speaker 1Now you know how old I am right .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Because it was a big deal at that time that Bill Clinton went on an Arsenio Hall show . I'm going to play the sax right and he said he was wearing boxers .
Speaker 2Oh , was that the big drama of it also .
Speaker 1Oh , he's freaking wearing boxers . And then we got to talk about Rawls and stuff .
Speaker 2Wow so .
Speaker 1I went around and interviewed people about the different variety of underwear available , in whatever year that was 1993 .
Speaker 2Clinton got everybody talking about all sorts of topics .
Speaker 1He was weird with the saxacks though he was , but that was what people liked about him .
Speaker 2That was like a full pr move . Right was that after it came out that he was like I didn't do this , I didn't have sex way before . I think it was on the campaign trail , wow he was , he was laying , he was like I have to lay good groundwork for this because I'm gonna fuck up all the goodwill that I've earned with this country .
Speaker 1The thing about Bill Clinton , though , which is at that time was so , was just like random , is like you would never like . These days , you think someone's , you think that actually I would like it . Donald Trump comes out and playing the harpsichord on Arsenio Hall .
Speaker 2He might win me over , no sorry , we don't joke about that Not at this juncture .
Speaker 1No , this is funny .
Speaker 3That's the only . Thing .
Speaker 1We don't joke about the guy .
Speaker 2We don't joke about Trump , but we do joke about the harpsichord .
Speaker 1Yeah harpsichord's on the table . But yeah , so he went around and he busted out the saxophone and it was sick Right , it wasn't cool . Really snarky about it .
Speaker 2People just loved it across the board . Yes , they did Wow .
Speaker 1You're wearing boxers . You're playing the sax .
Speaker 2I mean it is cool .
Speaker 1You're on Arsenio Hall , yes it is cool People didn't realize . I mean no longer do we talk about Arsenio Hall and the moment . He was before his time .
Speaker 2Yeah , the woo , woo , woo . Yeah , he was before his time and he had on Clinton . Was Clinton the only political candidate he had , or political person he had on ? No , he had other political .
Speaker 1I can't think off the top of my head , but like there were other political candidates . I used to record it and he used to have this woman on the keys and at the beginning of the intro he'd be like it's my band , I forgot what he called it . And then there goes the dog pound and everybody would go the dog pound , he'd go , and then he'd come back and we got Star on the keys and she would go do-li-do-li-do-li-do , ooh . Do-li-do-li-do .
Speaker 3Oh , I gotta watch it .
Speaker 2Yeah , keyboard you need a .
Speaker 1What's his name ? Andy richter or not any richter . What's the max weinberg the conan guy ? Or ? Or the roots ? Yeah , or the roots . Exactly , yeah , you're right , I get , uh , somebody on the keys I will learn to play piano for this role you would yeah , I'll be your key keeman , because you don't really even like all the movies . They don't really play the piano . You just need to be back there . You could , oh , yes , and just look like okay , yes , because I have just need to be back there .
Speaker 2You could , oh , yes okay , yes , because I have the charisma to be up there , but I do not have the finger strength to actually play the keys , so we just need a proxy of some sort .
Speaker 1This is perfect , you play it perfect as if on the mic , as if you were playing it's gonna look so real it is .
Speaker 2It's gonna look really real it's star on the keys . Go f and star this is how you play the piano . Everybody watch . This is how you play this , is it this ? Is it , I'm right , right , yep , confirmed by the musical instrument , nowhere over there .
Speaker 1I wish I was in more of a musical family . I'm not in a musical family nothing .
Speaker 2Did you ever learn anything ? Yes , I play the trumpet oh , did we ever bond over this ? Because I played the trumpet no okay , I played the trumpet and I had a trumpet up until I used the little mouthpiece as a bong slide .
Speaker 1Oh , then I didn't have a trumpet anymore . Oh , you had a bong .
Speaker 2Yeah , I had a bong . It went from trumpet to bong .
Speaker 1It was a nice evolution actually I still have mine , yeah and uh . I just feel like I should have done a , done a , um instrument that had , like , I could talk and sing .
Speaker 3Oh , like a vocoder .
Speaker 1I don't want a what is it called A wind instrument ?
Speaker 2A wind instrument .
Speaker 1Or is it called a brass instrument ?
Speaker 2Well , I guess the trumpet is brass . But it runs by wind , it's wind , it's brass wind , it's got my rend . Yeah , it's got your wind .
Speaker 1So I want to ask you something . We're talking about bikinis and tankinis . Earlier we were . Yeah , we were talking about bikinis .
Speaker 2I'm a bikini .
Speaker 1Growing up , I always wanted to look like . I thought , no , you guys can judge me if you want . I thought I was going to grow up to look like what is damn her name now Katie Seagal . What ?
Speaker 2Katie Seagal , anybody ?
Speaker 1I don't think I know who that is . It's just this lady who lived on my block . No , I'm joking . It's the woman from weird science , not Katie Segal .
Speaker 2Kelly McGillis .
Speaker 1Oh , that sounds more right before my time no , no , no , I wouldn't think about weird science lady . Yeah , her name is Katie Segal . Well , you know , I thought it was going to turn into a hot . I want to think about Weird Science Lady . Yeah , the one with the crazy hair . Yeah , her name is Well , you know , I thought it was going to turn into a hot Amazonian , you know , like white woman .
Speaker 2when I grow up , you thought it would change everything .
Speaker 1Yeah , I thought it would change everything I thought if I put on like a body glove bikini .
Speaker 2You would be like I'm ready , Ready for the beach .
Speaker 1Like when people see me on the beach , they would be like I'm ready , I'm ready for the beach , like when people see me on the beach , they would be like all of like 10 . I was like I look like katie's doll , right .
Speaker 2I look like , if you're like it's giving little asian girl yes , I feel like we needed that confidence as children , though , you know , and sometimes the bikini granted that yes , but I never felt comfortable .
Speaker 1I never wore a bikini in my life until my 40s really yeah , wait .
Speaker 2So you , you wanted to wear the bikini when you were little and you tried it and you were like no , this is not for me , I just had a lot . You know , I grew up during a time .
Speaker 1You know , it still is like this , but there was like , uh , what is that thing I was talking about ?
Speaker 2oh yeah , um , get in shape girl it was like a toy that was , oh god , like a doll that you would like exercise with or something .
Speaker 1No , it's a kit that came with a jump rope or some ribbons , a tape that was telling you how to get in shape .
Speaker 2Oh , it was For children , for children .
Speaker 1No , and it was get in shape , girl . No , not to be confused .
Speaker 2With boy , with anybody else . And it was a ribbon and we all needed to lose weight at 10 . Oh god , that's too early and I really , I really abolish it . Yeah , it had sweat bands too . Did you want it ? Because you were like , was it popular ?
Speaker 1yeah , I wanted everything that they had on tv yeah like if it came on tv . I want , I want it and they pumped .
Speaker 2They pumped us full of toy
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Speaker 2commercials .
Speaker 1I feel like I never went to toys r us as a kid . Me neither I never went . I thought it was the promise land , did you ?
Speaker 2notice that when you drove by a toys rs they had the big like doors that just like the automatic doors . But then on the inside in the foyer it's a big white wall and the doors to actually get into the toys rs are small . So as a kid we'd drive by it and I'd be like what's in there and I couldn't fucking see shit .
Speaker 2It was like a club , it was like a fucking club Sorry , a freaking club and I was so upset . I was like , why is there a fucking , not a fucking , a freaking ? Why is there a cover to get into Toys R Us ? Why is there a bouncer ? Yeah , you're like is there a ball guy by the front door ? Yeah , it was so uncool because you know , jeffrey , that's the name of the , the , uh , the giraffe , it's g , e o , f . So true , that is very important because you know why giraffe starts with a g .
Speaker 2Giraffe starts with a g yeah , he's jewish , I think is he yes somebody fact check that jeffrey's stewish is he ? I would love if there was like deeper lore on some of our favorite like characters characters that we like didn't know about because , of course , like marketing people , they have to put effort into like creating these characters so they probably have to like toucan sam . Right before he got this job , he was laid off like three times in a row , three times . It was bad . This his saving grace .
Speaker 1He was with a coffee company . Yeah , he was with what he was with . What else would a toucan sell Birdseed ?
Speaker 2Yeah , he was with Birdseed Company , too close to home , you'd think it would work . It didn't work .
Speaker 1He got the tattoo .
Speaker 2That's what did it you ?
Speaker 1know they spell fruit f-r-o-o-t on fruit loops this was like a .
Speaker 2This was like a mandela effect thing right , people don't know fruit loop it's fruit with two o's .
Speaker 1I do know that because they're trying to say this ain't fruit , this is fruit . This is fruit with two o's .
Speaker 2This has no nutritional value whatsoever , but it is delicious so yeah , I I wear .
Speaker 1I started wearing a bikini in my 40s and I I don't care no more .
Speaker 2Hell yeah .
Speaker 1I mean I do care , because everybody needs to see this . You know this is you know , Hell yeah . It's you know .
Speaker 2No more tankinis this is 47 .
Speaker 1Yeah , tankini is like I don't know . I mean it's okay if you wear the tankini , but it is .
Speaker 2Not for day one . No tankini , strictly no tankinis .
Speaker 1No , no , I told you .
Speaker 3I have a tankini , strictly some tankinis .
Speaker 2A few tankinis Strictly . A few tankinis , but strictly .
Speaker 1Four or five tankinis . No , I just have one tankini and it's so boring and I wear that for when I'm going with the kids and not yeah , you're not trying to pick up people . No , I am , am but modestly , modestly picking it's a different version of whoever's in the water park . Sure you know , because , like I remember , when I wore the first tankini , I wore uh , I was at lego land .
Speaker 2What , wait , wait wait , yeah , I came into lego land in a uh bikini and you switch oh okay , I was like you switched . Oh okay , I was like you switched Because they have like a water park . Do they really that where ? Wait , which Legoland ? I think there's only one Legoland .
Speaker 1There's a Legoland at the Mall of America .
Speaker 2Oh , that's right , you're from that part of the world . Yeah , I am .
Speaker 1Yeah , we're representing the Midwest .
Speaker 2We are . We are , indeed we're representing the Mall of America . It's where I live .
Speaker 1Nice Mini Soda , also known as tiny water .
Speaker 2No , I think it's water . Mini Haha is laughing water . I think Minneapolis or Minnesota , I don't know what soda means . Yeah , there wouldn't be any soda . There's no , yeah .
Speaker 3Did I say mini soda means little soda .
Speaker 2Oh , I think you did . No , I said little water , little water , little soda , oh I think you did .
Speaker 1No , I said little water . Little water , mini soda like back in the day they used to have the four ounce or yeah four ounce cans and stuff , I guess they still have those . They've got the little tiny the like eight ounce skinny though now the little bullets they used to be short and squat oh , those were fun , those were so it was like a half of a can , a half a can .
Speaker 2I loved those when I was 10 as much . Yeah , I can have . It was a little treat . Yeah , it's a little treat . It was was a little treat . Yeah , it was a little treat . It was such a little treat .
Speaker 3I'm going to get bad today .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly I'm going to get bad today , but yeah , so I got on the slide at Legoland .
Speaker 2In your tankini .
Speaker 1No , this was a bikini .
Speaker 2Sorry , I can't keep up . This was the bikini .
Speaker 1I got in the bikini . I go down the slides with my kids . And I didn't realize . I bottomed out at the bottom .
Speaker 2Wait . What does that mean when you ?
Speaker 1slide down . It was not that much water , so I'm like skidding on my booty . I'm like a rock , like someone skipped a rock . I'm hitting the bottom . I'm like boom , boom , boom boom .
Speaker 2Did you get like plastic burn on your butt ?
Speaker 1No , not that part . I hit the bottom of the pool . It was okay because you know I got enough cushion you got some stuff I would have died . That would have killed me and then I get up and there's so much water inside my body now you gotta clench your butt that's what you do .
Speaker 2I read that in a book one time . They were like if you ever have to jump off a really high cliff , make sure you hold your butt cheeks together . Yes , oh , and you also have a joke about it . But I also remember this worst case scenario handbook right yeah , I don't know .
Speaker 1Yes , that's where I learned it and I was like I was in that kind of danger at a children's water park .
Speaker 2I didn't either , but I was like I don't know what adulthood holds for me . Maybe there'll be a lot of high , I'll be a lot of chases and I'm gonna have to jump that's what I thought my adulthood was gonna be based on the children's adventure adventure a lot of adventure . There's not enough adventure in adult life . Everything's too boring . There's some adventure oh yeah there is .
Speaker 1I guess it depends . What's your adventure ? My adventure there is , I guess it depends . I'm seeking what's your adventure ? My adventure is just getting up in the day .
Speaker 2I never know what's gonna happen . See , that's the right perspective . That is the right perspective to have .
Speaker 1You never know , like as a parent , especially as a single parent you don't know what you're gonna wake up to .
Speaker 2So true you might wake up to Mama . I Frode Up .
Speaker 1Mama , I've grown up Classic . Yeah , there's that , or puked on , or just somebody's wet for no reason .
Speaker 2Mystery , mystery , moisture . There's wet on the floor . No one knows why .
Speaker 1Sometimes it's nothing . Sometimes they are quiet , but usually you have to wake up for another really exciting activity , like whatever they're into . I got a call . My son is staying with his grandma . I got a call in the middle of the night at 1.30 am . Mom , I can't sleep . The neighbors are arguing and I can hear every word .
Speaker 2Ooh , any hot gossip .
Speaker 1I said that I was like , is there any cussing ? Yeah ?
Speaker 2what's happening ? What did they ?
Speaker 1say exactly , and he was like I don't know , but I heard it all listen harder .
Speaker 2I know I was like you have a story now to lull you to sleep . That sounds wonderful .
Speaker 1You have an iphone . Can you voice record ? Yeah , come on , send it he was scared , he was scared and it is .
Speaker 2That is scary depending on the level of the fight , right , if it's too intense , if it's like a scary fight , that's not fun when you're little yeah , and so I asked his sister .
Speaker 1I said , can he sleep in your room ? And she said yeah , and then he told me the next day , as soon as we hung up the phone , she said how about ?
Speaker 2no , oh , that is ice cold and , honestly , a really , really great strategy , because it worked she said but actually no oh my god , sick .
Speaker 1It was sick , so like I don't know , I just uh back to the bikinis um , yeah , bring it back I just I feel like I would like to be in my bikini right now , but I don't like to have my bare bottom right on a chair .
Speaker 2Yeah , especially a metal chair in the heat . A metal chair in the heat is not a good situation . No , it's not .
Speaker 1And then the other thing I wanted to talk to you about is this when do you stand ? What generation are you a part of ?
Speaker 2Ev I was born in 1991 , so I'm a millennial .
Speaker 1Okay , so woo . Woo-woo so where are you at on this sock debate ? Ankle , sock crew , sock debate , oh my .
Speaker 2God guys , okay , ankle , sock crew , sock debate . I'm so glad you brought this up . This is so important to me and I'm not exaggerating , it's important to me too . It's very important so a debate .
Speaker 2When I was little , I wanted more than anything in the world because I was a little closeted trans child . I was like I just want to be cool , I want to be accepted . So I like internalized specifically ankle socks so deeply that I still wear them to this day . I don't think that one is like better than the other . I just I've got some , some higher ones . I've been , you know , taking risks , yeah , in the sock department . Yes , but I did truly , I internalized that so hard as like a cool thing when I was in like fourth grade .
Speaker 1So I definitely still ride for the ankle sock uh see , that's the thing for me , in my opinion , is this I did feel shocked when I , when it was first when you first saw them . No , when I said people were like oh people , old people wear ankle socks , is what was said yeah , old people wear ankle socks , and I was offended a little bit , but then I looked in my drawer .
Speaker 2Full of ankle socks .
Speaker 1The back story on the ankle socks is not being captured in mainstream media .
Speaker 2Okay , this is true .
Speaker 1So mainstream media doesn't know what happened before ankle .
Speaker 2What did happen ? Because I don't know if I was on . I wasn't online yet the prelude to the ankle sock . Yeah .
Speaker 1There was no other sock .
Speaker 2There was just .
Speaker 1The short one or a tube sock . There were two types Everybody in the family wears the same damn socks .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , the short ones that had like a thick band that hugged your ankle , kept your ankle , kept your little foot bone warm in my day .
Speaker 1Those were like ankle socks yeah and then that's all you had . And then you had a tube , which is what people used to do . Now there's so many tube socks classic one family , one bag of socks and that's how we operated too .
Speaker 2We had a sock bin , and I've actually instituted this at my house now . We just have a big ass bin full of socks let's not you know that's not yeah colonialist mind come on let's all share socks what let's . Hey , let's take it a step further . Neighborhood sock bin okay , not too far neighborhood too far , too far .
Speaker 1Come on , let's build community .
Speaker 2Yeah , you don't want to got a thick toenail and don't want to talk about and it's like a weird color and you're like spray something on that my daughter's boyfriend came over my daughter knows how I feel about that thick toenail .
Speaker 1He was wearing flip-flops and I was meeting him and I looked at him . I was like hi , hi , hi , and I saw the toe . It was so thick did you address it ? No , and then I saw her and she saw me see the toe oh , oh , no and she looked at me and she was like no .
Speaker 2You guys didn't have a contingency plan for when this would come up .
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 2No flip-flops in the house . She knows how I feel about the thick toe yeah , and she goes mom later on .
Speaker 1mom , it's not a fungus , it's because he dropped a weight on it .
Speaker 2It's never been the same . I was like , no , I don't think so . No , that's fungus , baby .
Speaker 1Why is it like a beautiful shade of green ? I was like why does it change color ?
Speaker 2Why does it change color in the light ? Why do I want to paint my bedroom that color ?
Speaker 1Why has it got so many ridges ?
Speaker 2Come on , yeah , the ridges , both horizontal and vertical , looks like baleen , Like a whale's tooth .
Speaker 3Basically it does look like a whale's tooth .
Speaker 2Have you seen a whale's tooth ? I have , because I'm fascinated by the way that whales eat krill and I want to do that Same . Wow , this is our connection , our divine connection . It's through whales .
Speaker 1It's the whale teeth . For me , the whale teeth are so , because they're not really teeth .
Speaker 2They're freaky , they're just filtery .
Speaker 1Oh , they're really teeth . They're freaky , they're just filtery . Oh my God , I'm thinking about a lot of scary things right now . And at the Seattle Aquarium , shout out to the Seattle .
Speaker 2Aquarium . I do love the Seattle Aquarium . They have one there .
Speaker 1I missed that . Look at it real close and touch it .
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Speaker 2I feel upset because I was just at the Seattle Aquarium and I fully missed that , and I love whales .
Speaker 1You didn't see the whale exhibit . No , no , I thought I did very at the very end there's a very jaw of a shark . What the hell did I miss it ? I don't know we did because , but it's gonna be . They're expanding the aquariums good they might have a few more .
Speaker 2Uh whale teeth I need to see .
Speaker 1I need more whale teeth yes , so yeah , I was thinking um back to back to the bikini , um it all hinges on the bikini tankini debate .
Speaker 2That's what it all comes back to .
Speaker 1It's kind of like uh , you know , it's kind of oppressive , the amount of bathing suit options . Yeah , what am I going to do ? Tankini bikini .
Speaker 2One piece Shorts , shorts , board shorts . Be a cool , chill surfer girl . They have pants , swim pants . That's what I need because I'm so I get sunburned so easily for people who sunburned . Or modesty , yeah , or modesty which you know I am , you are quite modest modest , modest fellow quite modest . Yes , so I'm never exposed my elbows . Yeah , this is a big day for me . You almost wore a mock turtleneck today a linen mock turtleneck .
Speaker 2Who asked for the mock ? I love the mock . I don't know what you're talking about . I love a mock show of hands . Who likes a mock turtleneck ? Yeah , see what . You were on my side moments earlier and now you're my mortal enemy , remember it wasn't bikini , we were talking about the sock , so before , so the tube sock right the the ankle sock is the mock of the sock .
Speaker 2The the middle one , the the not full ankle . That's the mock . No see , this is where we diverge . This is where we diverge . This is where we split . This is where we yeah , this is where we do not . We never speak to each other again . To each other again . This is the end .
Speaker 1Well , it's been fun so what happened was they were not available . No show socks were not available , and thus available . No show socks were not available , and thus that's fascinating . At that time , a lot of people wanted to wear a running sneaker like an air max or an air pegasus of that nature , and they don't want it to be distracted by a white sock .
Speaker 2Wow , so that that's the true origin ? I know , but you think so , then they started .
Speaker 1they barely started making uh , uh , no socks . That's what I mean by ankle socks . I think that's what people mean by old people wear ankle socks . It's more like almost like a no-show , yeah .
Speaker 2The ones with the scoop neck , if you will , the scoop neck socks that just go the boat , neck the boat neck socks that go all the way down to your big toe so that you can wear loafers .
Speaker 1No , not that one , I'm talking about the one that comes up to the ankle , but it goes under the ankle .
Speaker 2Yes , okay , so those are ankle socks . Those are no-show socks . They were like the internet of socks .
Speaker 1Everybody had to get on those because you could highlight your legs . It makes your legs look longer .
Speaker 2That was another thing . People said oh my God , what , what ? Two inches , an inch .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2Wow .
Speaker 1I mean , I don't know how many inches am I hiding behind these socks , probably like three I'd have to see a before and after , before , after . Before , after I'm showing my socks right now too .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1So it's actually hard for me to wear these socks right now .
Speaker 2Yeah , I get it .
Speaker 1I feel a certain level of discomfort when I feel the sock coming up . It's weird . Before the no-show sock came to be , people used to have to fold their sock under their shoe . Everybody did that . I think that I did that in an attempt to achieve the no-show .
Speaker 2sock People in the audience have said yes . Yeah , wow .
Speaker 1So that's where it came and that's why I think that's what led to the passion behind the ankle socks .
Speaker 2And now people hate them . But I'm like I think there's still a place for ankle socks in this crazy world .
Speaker 1I like it because it does make the legs look good .
Speaker 2I think it looks nice . Sometimes I want people to see the base of my foot . You don't know what I'm doing down there . You don't know Been working on it . It is the clavicle the . You don't know Been working on it . It is the clavicle the ankle bone is the clavicle of the foot . As I said , I'm very modest , so this is all I'm working with .
Speaker 1It's just like oh , my word .
Speaker 2Yeah , this is quite racy for me , right .
Speaker 1Well , I would say , yeah , there's that . But I also was high sock also , which is I was 18 when I got this leg tattoo and I got it at the height because it was right above my doc martens oh nice .
Speaker 2So how high were those ones ? How much like , how like , all the way up the calf I don't know .
Speaker 1You could see my tattoo .
Speaker 2The tattoo is on my oh yeah , okay , yeah , that's like standard . I feel like , yeah , these are like standard tube socks .
Speaker 1Yes , that's what I need , that's what I want to bring it back is every stop with this consumerism . Every family is issued a bag of tube socks .
Speaker 2Yes , everybody gets . Yes , I agree completely . I've always said that socks should be government issued and I'm not making that up . I think everybody should just get like socks every month .
Speaker 1I think it's fucked up that we have to pay for them , but like nice socks .
Speaker 2Good socks . Yes , government will spend their money wisely in this case , because we need a padded , we need a thin , we need , yeah , something for every season , something for different occasions , a birthday sock .
Speaker 1But then , if every family wears the same socks , there will never be any problems .
Speaker 2Wait , why no cross-contamination of the foot fungus ?
Speaker 1No , because you'll realize how much think about how much more how inefficient it is to match socks .
Speaker 2Ugh I .
Speaker 1You can just grab any sock and put it on any brother . But then they feel different .
Speaker 2They feel different on each foot . That doesn't bother you .
Speaker 1It does , but I don't care , you work through it because you care about the planet . No , I don't care . Yes , I care about the planet .
Speaker 2Almost got you there . I care I care about the planet . I do care . Yes .
Speaker 1But I just feel that it takes a lot of time to match socks .
Speaker 2It does , it's a whole thing .
Speaker 1There's so much in my life that has to do with getting socks from here to there .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's a whole job . Let's just all wear the same socks . Yeah , oh , so your idea for socks is that they should be government issued , so that every sock is the same . That's your idea . Is that what you ?
Speaker 1mean , every sock is the same . I see . See , I love that idea , I think that's great and we can do that with socks . We can't do that with people .
Speaker 2We can .
Speaker 1No , well , you know , we can always know which one person in the family is always harder on their socks than others , right ?
Speaker 2That's true .
Speaker 1There's always one person in the family that goes threadbare Oof .
Speaker 2That's me .
Speaker 1You do .
Speaker 2Well , you know why ? It's because I'm like , why am I buying socks ? And I get mad that I have to buy socks , see .
Speaker 1And I put it off until there's a pair of socks you know how much socks ?
Speaker 2They're expensive $25? . And they're behind glass . Now Target is like I'm going to just lock away these necessities . I was like Jesus , that's dark .
Speaker 1Yeah , so this is why we got to take it to the government . Yeah , because we are being , we're like Target is not .
Speaker 2They're not giving listen up .
Speaker 1That's how I feel about organic food , though you know how it says . Everywhere they say organic is best . Organic is where you're at . If you eat conventional , you might as well be eating dirt . Yeah , they don't really pump up conventional .
Speaker 2They don't .
Speaker 1All organic , but if you can't afford organic and you walk into a store and it's like and you want a waxy red pepper . That should be your prerogative I buy the waxy red peppers well , no , I'm talking about like some , you know , like some some some strawberries , sure , like even I went to the store . The strawberries were like they're a store not far from here . Strawberries were 16 what ?
Speaker 2yes , that's like arowan . Those are arowan numbers what's arowan ? It's that freaky grocery store in LA where everything's like $40 minimum . You walk in and you're like I will have a salad . Well then , I'm eating everything .
Speaker 1I'm just going to go in and just start eating , just eat it live , eat it live .
Speaker 2You're like I'm testing this . I'm not testing , just pretend you're the inspector .
Speaker 1It's like this banana or an orange or something like that . I've seen somebody come out with a watermelon .
Speaker 2Oh , they're like I thought this was part of it . I thought this was part of it . I'm going to try a kombucha and I'm like there's fruit in here .
Speaker 1I'm a child with a dragon fruit .
Speaker 2I was like jesus how you gonna eat that yeah , crack it open . I don't think that's for the family . No , um , yeah , so then I don't know , I just feel like that about organic , but now we can just go back to the socks .
Speaker 1Back to the socks , but you know what I'm saying , though , about the organic I mean , yeah , people should be able to buy whatever they want .
Speaker 2You know , like if they , because I , I don't . I personally don't buy organic because it's expensive , but I know it's better but do we know ? Well , that's the thing is sometimes so . I worked at this restaurant and we were certified organic by the USDA , but that doesn't necessarily mean that you have to provide a certain amount of organic food . It just means that you have to properly separate the organic from the conventional food and make sure there's no opportunity for cross-contamination .
Speaker 1So , even though we were like super organic Conventional food taints the organic food .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's the idea , because there's like pesticides and stuff in it . So people would be like , oh , certified organic and like we did have a lot of organic stuff . It was like I think 90% of our food was organic , but that certification like wasn't actually like giving you , like saying you're getting all organic food . It's just like we practice like separation and make sure that stuff is not going to contaminate each other , so that's good to know , yeah because some you can .
Speaker 1You can't say oh , you could say you're organic .
Speaker 2You can't say you're certified yeah , exactly , you got to get certified by the usda so where do we stand now on this socks ?
Speaker 1are you still doing ankle ?
Speaker 2I have ankle , for you know , when it's laundry day , baby , sometimes I gotta throw an ankle on if I'm going to the gym . I don don't know , but I've been taking risks . I have . I've been buying other socks and celebrating that what height ? Like probably about what you got going on right now .
Speaker 1Maybe a little bit above the ankle . A little bit above the ankle .
Speaker 2Just a little , just a taste . You know , I don't want to dive in , just dip my toe .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think so . I just do these . I like knee-high socks , I kind of like that cholo vibe .
Speaker 2Yeah , pull them all up All the way , all the way , baby , if you have the stripes on them , it reminds me of the compression socks .
Speaker 1Yeah they can be . I think mine are compression socks .
Speaker 2Double up .
Speaker 1I'm in the compression sock era of my life . What ?
Speaker 2does it help ?
Speaker 1Because it helps with your like .
Speaker 2So do you get like tingly and you're like legs and stuff , like because for circulation and stuff , right , yeah , yeah , I don't know .
Speaker 1My mom has just been having me wear compression socks since I was little , oh smart . She tried to get me to wear . She tried it when I was a cheerleader in high school . She tried to get me where those nude , tight compression tights that are not .
Speaker 2What are those ? What are you compressing ?
Speaker 1just the whole leg because I always had this little varicose vein ever since I was a kid . She's like you're going to get so many varicose veins stomping around like that .
Speaker 2Is that what it's from stomping ?
Speaker 1Yeah , because we're like stomping hard .
Speaker 3Wow .
Speaker 2And it moves your blood too quickly through the tubes in your leg and then it becomes . I need the medicated tights .
Speaker 1Yes , that is what happens the hospital issued medicated the medical tights while I'm every girl's dream yes , cheerleading in medical , medical tights ?
Speaker 2hey , but how many ? Varicose veins do you have now ? I don't there it is , baby . That's the power of the medical grade tights .
Speaker 1Yeah , you gotta bust out the tights again every time I say that , though , watch me get off this chair and my whole leg just that's how I , anytime I say like I don't have some , it's like very shortly after yeah , you gotta knock on wood .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's so fascinating because I always thought that was like playing reverse psychology with god . That's how I always interpreted it . I was like , if I say this thing is gonna happen , or if I'm really worried something's gonna happen , it's not gonna happen . I've convinced myself that that's true . That's a trick that you guys can try . It doesn't always work , but hey it's something to do with something to do with your brain . Yeah , you know , you gotta play games with . You .
Speaker 1Gotta play games with your brain the lizard brain wants what it wants yeah and it wants you to survive at all costs I think that's what we've learned .
Speaker 2It's true .
Speaker 1You know about the lizard brain .
Speaker 2Isn't that just like the idea that you like the just the purely biological part of your brain that's like eat , sleep , survive , survive , yeah , replicate , yeah , okay , and do it and do it , but that's like why we get scared kind of like , sometimes too . Is that like the id versus the ? No clue about that , no clue .
Speaker 1I don't even know id and ego . I know ego .
Speaker 2Ego is the bad guy .
Speaker 1The bad guy . I think so . I thought it was every guy .
Speaker 2Every guy . Well , yeah , that can be argued as well .
Speaker 1Yeah , I know ego , but I don't know about id .
Speaker 2The lizard brain is interesting . Oh , I had a point about it and now't . No , I can't remember .
Speaker 1I can't remember either , but do you want to talk about Pretty Woman ?
Speaker 2Yeah , let's do it . That's what we're here to talk about .
Speaker 1Let's talk about Pretty Woman
Discussing Pretty Woman and Richard Gere
Speaker 1. How many of y'all have seen Pretty Woman Make some noise ? It looks like most people . You haven't seen it yet Recently . Anybody seen it recently ? Woo ?
Speaker 2Me , me . We saw it recently .
Speaker 1Yeah , we saw it recently . I watched it For me . I was alive when it came out .
Speaker 2I was not . New release it was 90 , so I was but a twinkle .
Speaker 1Yeah , we're just a twinkle Twinkle somewhere .
Speaker 2I'm not going to say where Sorry Got to keep it family friendly .
Speaker 1This is you . Now I'm going to sit here , I'm going to say where my hands are tied . Tonight . My hands are tied , yep , sorry . I remember when it came out and I was into it , yeah .
Speaker 2Well , it was like a cultural moment , right . I feel like it was such a big deal when it came out right .
Speaker 1It was just a real mainstream movie .
Speaker 2It's kind of like Was it Julia Roberts' first kind of big hit ?
Speaker 1Maybe , yeah , okay , she was in this movie called Mystic Pizza .
Speaker 2Okay , yes , I haven't seen Mystic Pizza , but when I was little I remember it would always pop up on TV Guide and it would always be on and I didn't know Mystic is the name of the town , but when I was little I thought it was about magical pizza and I was like , why is this rated R .
Speaker 1You should make some fan fiction about .
Speaker 2Mystic Pizza Witchy Pizza being a witchy pizza . Witchy pizza , cool , I should but yeah .
Speaker 1So when it came out I was really into it . My friend got it on VHS so I watched it all the time and so that's why I know all the songs by heart . I know all the songs in the movie .
Speaker 2But the soundtrack is so good it is very good , I'm not .
Speaker 1I'm not joking , like every , every song every track I hit .
Speaker 2My favorite being what Wild women do , but I don't regret it .
Speaker 1That's right .
Speaker 2I don't know why I went Michael McDonald , but that's alright .
Speaker 1It's like wild .
Speaker 3I'll go like this Wild women do , and they don't regret it . Wild women show what they're going through .
Speaker 2Wow , yeah , it's a great soundtrack . And then Roxette I don't know it well enough what they're going through . Wow , yeah , yeah , it's a great soundtrack .
Speaker 1And then Roxette .
Speaker 2Roxette . What is that one called again ?
Speaker 3Lay a whisper on my pillow , a something of silence in the bedroom All around . Touch me now . I close my eyes . I dream away .
Speaker 2Wow .
Speaker 3It must have been love , but it's over now , see .
Speaker 2Yes , it's all coming back to me .
Speaker 1But , I lost it somehow . See man , it was . It was .
Speaker 2It's a good soundtrack . It's good . I need to listen to it more .
Speaker 1For those who don't know , but everybody knows , we'll just review it again . It's a story of Hooker with a Heart of Gold .
Speaker 2This is like that's the origin of that . Is this the origin of that kind of trope ? It's not , it's so old . Yeah , of course it is .
Speaker 1There's one really old black and white movie with an Asian woman . Now I forgot what the heck it was called , but it's the same . No , it's older than that from the 60s .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Or 50s , black and white , I think . I can't remember what the one is . I did a review of that one too , but it's gone back a long , long time .
Speaker 2Cool From the beginning of writing .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1The Heart of Gold , you know , and so she is on the street at the beginning .
Speaker 2Newly on the street . I believe , right Freshly on the street .
Speaker 1Freshly in Hollywood .
Speaker 2In Hollywood , in Hollywood , I don't know what street .
Speaker 1What street did they ?
Speaker 2I don't know Hollywood .
Speaker 1Boulevard . Yeah , oh , sure , they were on Hollywood .
Speaker 3Boulevard .
Speaker 2The very same um with kit , obviously with kit and she like walks in and she's like we need that money to pay our rent yeah , and she's like we had to have a party .
Speaker 1What kind of party did they have with the rent money ?
Speaker 2yeah , a big party , a huge party . Yeah , no , it didn't look that huge .
Speaker 1No , it was smaller for people she was hosting she was like carlos was no , carlos has always been hosting . I spent the rent money . I spent the rent money .
Speaker 2I spent the rent money .
Speaker 1That we keep in the toilet .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Why did they keep the rent ?
Speaker 2money in the toilet . Why the toilet ? Maybe they didn't want it to get stolen Break-ins .
Speaker 1Oh , that's what it was . Yeah , I don't know . So basically she gets her first customer , is it ? I thought she'd been doing it . Oh , maybe it's not her first , but she got her biggest customer .
Speaker 2Yeah , her Richard Gereist customer .
Speaker 1Because of the Lotus , the car is called a Lotus .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , she's like a car head . Yeah , that's the other cool thing . She's a cool girl .
Speaker 1I've never seen one of those in real life , but I just saw one . I just saw one In real life and I only know it from the movie and I got excited . Now , I don't even know if it's a fancy car anymore .
Speaker 2I think it is . Lotuses are nice . Yeah , I think so . I think they're nice .
Speaker 1I saw a parent at the kid's school come up in a Lotus . The kid was in the back . I don't know that's where I saw the second Lotus I've ever seen . You reading off Julia Roberts' lines yeah , she's like it's meant for women . Yeah , Because our feet are so close together . That's what she says . Do you guys remember that ?
Speaker 2Smooth .
Speaker 1They had some pretty iconic lines . But yeah , so she hops in the car , anyway , so she goes out with Richard Gere . They fall in love .
Speaker 2And then Also this movie , richard Gere . I really didn't give him enough credit for how hot he was . Still is he's a hot .
Speaker 1That is a beautiful man you know I'm not biased because I am Tibetan , but Richard Gere loves the Tibetans does he ? And the Tibetans good for him .
Speaker 2I knew he was a good man he was , he is he's just the best . I was like , wow . I was like this movie is really just about the two of them being hot . I feel like somebody was like how can we get these two on a poster together , with her leaning on him playfully ?
Speaker 1Yes , because he was already in so many movies . I think he was an officer and a gentleman .
Speaker 2Oh , I've never seen that . That's why you quoted that , Because he's an officer and a gentleman . He's both baby .
Speaker 1Sometimes you gotta get one or the other .
Speaker 2ACAB , except for Richard Gere , for Richard Gere exactly yeah , so he was hot .
Speaker 3He was on his hot spot .
Speaker 2He's really hot .
Speaker 1And this is what I did want to discuss with you the hamster Richard Gere and the hamster oh my God , I forgot about this . Who did that smear campaign , and was it only for elementary and middle school kids ? Yes , it was for purveyors of E-bombs World .
Speaker 2That was exactly the clientele which , if you're not familiar with E-Bombs World , it was like a flash video site from the early aughts . Really yeah , you didn't watch E-Bombs World .
Speaker 1No , man , oh my .
Speaker 2God , it was a chaotic time a chaotic place .
Speaker 1It was online .
Speaker 2Yeah , it was like an online collection of like funny videos and games and blah , blah blah . And there was like funny news and it was like Richard Gere put a hamster up his butt or something , and I remember the child being like that .
Richard Gere and Gerbil Rumor
Speaker 1I have so many questions about the mechanics of it .
Speaker 2Oh , did you guys not ?
Speaker 1know that . Yes , it's just like . Why , though ?
Speaker 2Well , for sexual pleasure , of course no .
Speaker 1I wasn't assuming it was for carrying on luggage .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's like a drug mule situation . He has the hamster swallow his drugs and then he puts the hamster in his ass . It's like a turducken of Sorry . This is supposed to be family friendly . I'm really sorry for any children .
Speaker 1They don't know what turducken means . Yeah , children don't .
Speaker 2I'm like they don't know what turducken means . Yeah , children don't . Well , I'm like don't look up turducken Meanwhile . It's like a delightful meal that anybody could .
Speaker 1Human turducken .
Speaker 2Don't look up human turducken . No , no , no , that's the sequel to Human Centipede Gross .
Speaker 1Never seen that movie or Pretty Woman .
Speaker 2Or .
Speaker 3Pretty Woman yeah .
Speaker 2Was it considered that that was a lie ? Because I always thought that was kind of like an agreed like everybody was like yes .
Speaker 1So is it a lie Everybody ? I don't know , because it came out way before that , when I was growing up .
Speaker 2Can I fact check ? Sorry to go on my phone . Everybody we need to stay present . Is he going ?
Speaker 1to go on 60 Minutes or whatever , and be like I just want to confirm yes , I'm a Buddhist and the ham true .
Speaker 2Yeah , I would love that .
Speaker 1It was a gerbil . Oh , my bad Gerbil .
Speaker 2Sorry , that is important . Yes , what's the difference ? I did look that up recently . Gerbils and hamsters are different .
Speaker 1Why .
Speaker 2I don't remember .
Speaker 1Species .
Speaker 2Yeah , the tail .
Speaker 3One of them has a longer tail right See and so , hopefully , he used the one with the tail .
Speaker 2Very smart , it was a gerbil , yeah .
Speaker 1So if anybody says hamster , you know they got the bad information richard gear bull , more like it boom boom baby , I got him . Got him 20 years , later 40 years later he's like oh , I thought you guys were over that I read him fan mail .
Speaker 2Okay , um , okay . When I google richard gear gerbil , what comes up is it revives that old rumor . Where did the Richard Gere Gerbel rumor come up ? Hollywood myths , richard Gere versus Gerbel how that Gerbel story .
Speaker 1It was a fight . The gerbel's like let me in , he's like no . She's like let me in , he's like no .
Speaker 2Something happened . Yeah , it was a battle , a battle of wits . We don't know so , based on just an initial Google search , I cannot confirm or deny this story , but we'll look into it later .
Speaker 1The reason why I'm saying that is the biggest scandal he ever had .
Speaker 2Was this .
Speaker 1No , was that he was pro-Tibet ?
Speaker 2Oh my God .
Speaker 1And then the gerbil thing , and then the gerbil oh free Tibet , oh my God , wait , wait , wait .
Speaker 2What about someone who puts a gerbil inside of them ? Dude gerbil . Okay , the gerbil gerbil gate was a psyop , obviously because , the American government was pissed that he was pro-Tibet .
Speaker 1Yes , so the .
Speaker 2CIA planted this story . That is exactly what happened . The CIA definitely planted this story .
Speaker 1They planted this story , just like they say that he planted the gerbil in his house , I mean it's just like who was there to tell the tale , Like who's his bestie , God .
Speaker 2The .
Speaker 1Dalai Lama is like sending a text to people has loose lips , Dalai Lama's like .
Speaker 2I'm incredibly wise , but I also have to tell you this gossip .
Speaker 1I'm petty and I like to gossip .
Speaker 2I . But I also have to tell you this gossip . I'm petty and I like to gossip . I'm petty , yeah , incredibly wise and also .
Speaker 1I know this could threaten our mere existence . But guess what ? I got the tea on Richard Gere .
Speaker 2Yeah , Dolly Olam is like I'm not perfect , all right .
Speaker 1No one's perfect hey nobody's perfect .
Speaker 2I'll lean into my flaws by gossiping about Richard Gere's butt gerbil . Something about Richard Gere's butt gerbil .
Speaker 1Life is suffering , right yeah .
Speaker 2That gerbil knows that .
Speaker 1That's what I didn't understand . It's like all of a sudden it came out of nowhere .
Speaker 2Nowhere . That's why I say CIA , cia . If you look back at most things , you're like it was the CIA , it was the CIA and you know what , now that they're uncovering so many documents , it truly was . It was always the cia , the pettiness of some of the stuff that has been released in those documents like oh , about what specifically ?
Speaker 1well , you know , they released the , uh , the documents on martin , luther , king malcolm x oh shit yeah it was . They're very detailed yeah and they were really into smear campaigns .
Speaker 2Well , didn't the american government pay money to coretta scott king because they were like my bad yeah . I thought they like did something . There was like some level of of blame or like some level of responsibility that was taken .
Speaker 1I can't confirm or deny that because I don't know .
Speaker 2I don't know either . I feel like I Googled it recently cause I was like yeah , cause I thought yeah , anyway there's a lot of stuff to fact check later .
Speaker 1Was it a big check ? No , that's the thing it was incredibly unjust .
Speaker 2No , it was not a novelty check . That would be so fucked up .
Speaker 1There was no novelty check Was it signed CIA ?
Speaker 2It should have been . I hope they have giant checks . That's what they do . I hope they have giant checks .
Speaker 1What if it's a duplicate ? There's a duplicate floating around the office .
Speaker 2So they're just signing bounce checks to people .
Speaker 1I hope she could cash that thing .
Speaker 2I don't remember . I'll look it up later . There's much to fact check . Yeah , we have to revisit this , we're going to have to revisit it .
Speaker 1A future episode of Dig Moms .
Speaker 3Yeah it's true .
Speaker 1Where are we at now ?
Speaker 2Is at now is richard gear . He's falling in love with this cool girl who knows cars . He's tickled by her . He's tickled by her in the way that , like any man in a movie , is by , like the manic pixie dream girl , he's like she knows about cars yeah , you know , I feel like he didn't do that , but it was basically .
Speaker 2He was more subtle , he was cooler yeah , I don't think she's a manic pixie dream girl , but she's very much . He's very much like oh , you're not like other hookers , you know what I mean , or something .
Speaker 1Yeah , right . It's pretty much like that You're not like other women , I think .
Speaker 2Yeah , in general , because he's just like running through .
Speaker 1So basically they give us this backstory , at least by innuendo that he's had a lot of relationships .
Speaker 3Yes , and they all end badly . Yes , that's right , because he's like my ex-wife is in my ex-house with my ex-dog .
Speaker 2Yeah . And my current girlfriend is moving out of my apartment right now and on the phone call he was like his wife or his girlfriend was like I can't be at your beck and call , and then he says that again later to Julia Roberts . He's like I need you to be at my beck and call and she's like I just want to be your beck and call . Blah , blah , blah .
Speaker 1So I'm like , oh , blah , blah , blah , I want to be your beck and call girl . Yes , your beck and call girl .
Speaker 2Exactly , and to me I'm like this guy . I mean he kind of sucks right , Because he's you . You dress in a way that I don't like or find attractive , so you have to go shop for all these fancy clothes . And also , you're better than this shaming her occupation .
Speaker 1Yeah , you're better than this blah blah , and then he thought she was doing drugs . What drugs was she doing in there , was he thinking , oh yeah , she like had a , yeah , she was flossing what was .
Speaker 2I don't even remember that scene started ozempic early , early ozempic mention oh , did you say ozempic ?
Speaker 1oh , no , I think it was . It was tooth floss it was floss but he thought it might be he thought it was drugs .
Speaker 2She was using drugs you don't know none about drugs .
Speaker 1No , yeah , he's , he's sober fully , he's straight edge baby only thing so I've noticed this with a lot of older movies , even current movies the only thing that the , the main heart throb , or whatever , the main character man , the main man , the main man always has like all he is is nice he's just a nice guy .
Speaker 2They're just nice he's just a nice guy with a ton of money , that's it , just a nice guy with a ton of money who's gonna tell you even ?
Speaker 1that nice , because a whole time he's like stop fidgeting .
Speaker 2Yeah , exactly , he's always trying to correct her and like have her be in a way that like is acceptable for his environments , which I don't love because , like , really fast forward , the outfit is chill yeah , the outfit is .
Speaker 1It's so cool and sexy and fun and everybody in the everybody on rodeo drive was like freaking out .
Speaker 2It was too much . They've never seen a hip bone before .
Speaker 1Yeah , they're like clavicle wear .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1But yeah , so she went out . I just think that like the funny thing that I think that was even for that time , I remember it is when she goes he says how much for all night .
Speaker 3Because she was nervous . She's like a hundred right .
Speaker 1No 300? .
Speaker 2She goes you can afford me .
Speaker 1And he goes . What did he say ? Surprise me .
Speaker 2She could have said like $15,000 .
Speaker 1Yeah , she goes , surprise me , she goes $300 .
Speaker 2Come on 1990 .
Speaker 1That wasn't even that much money then .
Speaker 3I was like 300 ?
Speaker 1Come on , you couldn't afford it . What kind of businessman did she think he was in the penthouse ?
Speaker 2what did he end up ? Paying her 300 ? He didn't give her extra 3 000 . He gave her 3 000 for the week for the week , but she said all night , yeah , okay no , because she remember she goes , she goes .
Speaker 1I would have done it for two and he said I would have , I would have paid . I would have done it .
Speaker 2Yeah , I would have done it for two . And he said I would have paid . I would have done it . Yeah , I would have done it for four . I would have paid four .
Speaker 1Four Wow , $4,000, . I hope , oh my heart , $4 million . No just $4,000 ? I would have paid four .
Speaker 2Wow .
Speaker 1Really Wow , wow .
Speaker 2You have buildings and stuff . Yeah , he's like he's all in his head about how he doesn't make anything . So then he's like I'm not going to actually make this deal , me and this old guy are going to go into business together and make ships . I was like what the fuck kind of business ? Sorry , what the frick kind of business . What ? Kind of business ? Are we running here All ?
Speaker 1of a sudden , we're doing ships now .
Speaker 2Yeah , I was like I didn't know you could pivot in the same meeting . Now you're just you're a ship maker . You're a ship manufacturer , yeah it was fast , it was so fast . I was like you got to think about this before you completely switch your career . Yes , you don't know . You got to like work up in ships . I feel like you need to know , learn a little bit about ships he's rich , he could do whatever he wants .
Speaker 1He can , yeah , he can just buy the knowledge yeah , he could buy the knowledge .
Speaker 2Yeah , or the workers , or the workers buy it all company see , I guess in the end of the day he's not making chips , he's still just selling companies , selling companies and taking apart , wow .
Speaker 1But I think that the shopping scene is probably the most iconic scene .
Speaker 2Yeah , memorable scene , of course , or when she's singing in the in the bathtub .
Speaker 1But let's , let's talk about the shopping scene first singing in the bathtub yeah , that always felt really iconic to me .
Speaker 2No , when she's got her headphones on and she's singing prince , yeah , oh , kiss , yeah . No , I didn't like it . No , when she's got her headphones on and she's singing Prince .
Speaker 1Yeah , kiss , oh Kiss yeah , no , I didn't like it because it sounds like she drank milk and just started singing .
Speaker 2Oh , you know how sometimes she had like a thick throat or whatever .
Speaker 1You know how sometimes people have a bubble in their throat and they keep talking .
Speaker 2Yeah , Like take a break , and I love when that happens , frankly . I think , it's funny and I try to maintain the timbre of my voice . And it's hard . I try to keep the bubble . It's really tough . It's a difficult task .
Speaker 1But you have to drink milk before .
Speaker 2No , I've achieved it with other liquids .
Speaker 1Well , I'll just say like for me if someone else does it , it's kind of distracting and I don't like it , Especially when you're singing yeah that's fair , but when ?
Speaker 2I do it . It's funny , See , you get it . You want to maintain it .
Speaker 1Well , you know how people keep going , like my dad would always keep talking even though he's burping and stuff . Yeah , I hate that . Do you need to take a ?
Speaker 2minute dad Reminds me of talking to like frat dudes at a party in college .
Speaker 1What are you doing ? Yeah , my dad will be like Did you just puke in your mouth ?
Speaker 2man , it's scary . Give him a mic next time . Do some ASMR .
Speaker 1Well , he did Never mind .
Speaker 2He would be okay with me talking about his . Yeah , go back in time and give him a mic .
Speaker 1He knows , my dad had a gallbladder surgery before he died .
Speaker 2After he died Perfect time to do it , because you don't have to put him under he's already gone .
Speaker 1But he had a gallbladder surgery and the doctor had these pictures of the gallbladder when they took it out and all the stones that were inside . There were so many stones . So I took a picture of it and my dad goes what are you doing over there ? I was like nothing , he goes did . You took a picture of it and my dad goes what are you doing ?
Speaker 2over there , I was like nothing he goes . Did you take a ?
Speaker 3picture of something I was like no . And then , at that time Of your organs , I posted it , you put it on blast .
Speaker 2I was like look how many stones my dad got that is so intimate To show the world , to show the world wide web the insides of your father .
Speaker 1It's perfect , just your organs and my dad was like he . When he got home out of the hospital he was like you did post that oh my god , how many days was it up .
Speaker 2Did you take it down ? No , it's in my , it's there , it's forever . Can I find it ?
Speaker 1yeah , sure , I'm so scared . Funny because he , he was like scared , but he liked it scared of being exposed but then he liked that I put it up there . I could tell he kind of laughed he liked the attention well , I used to always do that kind of stuff , like I would roast my dad all the time yeah I was like I always used to say my dad had diarrhea all the time that's the .
Dad Life and Gas Worries
Speaker 2I feel like most dads do , my dad did , I was just like I'm constantly no , I'm seriously .
Speaker 1I'm outside of the bathroom . I'm like do you ever have a solid stool ?
Speaker 2my guy I think that's just the dad experience . Yeah , that's just being a father that's all he did .
Speaker 1And then one time I find this like stool softener at his house and I go is this stool ?
Speaker 2softener you're like , you do not need to soften anything what are you doing ?
Speaker 1he's like oh , it's on my facebook , that's how old it is yeah , and he goes , I'm going back and he goes , he goes . Oh yeah , I need stool softener . I thought I had diarrhea all the time I thought that's what you said .
Speaker 2Wait , so why did he have it ?
Speaker 1He was just using the bottle to put other stuff inside of it is what he said .
Speaker 2Oh sure , hide it in the stool softener . Okay , he's really putting out the wrong vibe to the bathroom .
Speaker 1We were traveling internationally . We were traveling in tibet , okay yeah and I was digging through his bag because I was looking for some advil , I pulled out the stool softener and I go dad , you need stool softener , you need stool hardener , the ibuprofen's inside there I was like okay , but I also I also grabbed inside there . My dad had like all like 50 condoms oh my god , so many condoms Ready to go you out here in Tibet . Huh , You're just going to pick up .
Speaker 2You never know .
Speaker 1What did you think you guys were going to be doing what we're doing ?
Speaker 2You never know what you might run into .
Speaker 1Well he was going to be protected .
Speaker 2Yeah , got to have that stool softener and the condoms on you at all times .
Speaker 3Just living that dad life yeah that's dad life baby dad life .
Speaker 2My favorite dad medical story is that my dad went into the doctor one time because he had back pain , like really bad back pain , and they took an x-ray . And the doctor sat him down and like pointed at the picture and was like see all this white stuff right here . Just kind of pointed to his like torso , he's like see all this white stuff , that's all gas , that's gas . My dad just had gas .
Speaker 2It has a look , shows up on the x-ray . And my dad didn't have anything wrong with him . He literally just had gas . What do you mean ? They went to the doctor . They were like there's nothing wrong with you , but you do have a lot of gas , so much so that it's showing up on the x-ray .
Speaker 1Well , have you ever seen that when cows get like that , they make a little incision and they let it all out ?
Speaker 2That is the scariest thing in the world to me , and I hate that . I know that and I hate that . You reminded me of this . Yeah Well , isn't that like one of the reasons why climate change is happening ? I'm not lying , I learned about this . Yes , I took one climate change class in college , so I'm an expert and in that class I remember being shocked by how much the methane produced from cows affects the climate .
Speaker 1I don't know . We have to get some true facts on that . We have a lot to fact check . People have said that to me that cows cause .
Speaker 2Climate change . Climate change , it's not the straws people , it's the cows .
Speaker 1Probably a little bit , but is it not the cars ?
Speaker 2Oh , it's for sure , the cars .
Speaker 1You know what it was it's not industry we're just worried about .
Speaker 2They're not like first in the game . They're not , like you know , taking home the gold . When it comes to ruining the earth . They're down a few , you know , but I just remember being like , wow , it's happening enough and it's bad enough that it's like in the top 10 so why did that letting the gas out bother you so much ?
Speaker 1Because I think it's so scary . You were like the ozone layer .
Speaker 2No , Cutting open an animal to let out gas that is so horrifying to me .
Speaker 1Nothing scarier . So you're saying , though , they should keep it inside so that it doesn't go out .
Speaker 2I don't care . Either way , I don't want to think about it .
Speaker 1Like at all . All right , you're one of those . Yeah , don't care either way .
Speaker 2I don't want to think about it Like at all . Alright , you're one of those , huh yeah , I'm like , do what you think is best and I will close my eyes . Yeah , I'm like don't show me . Don't show me the horrors , the horrors of the hamburger that I eat .
Speaker 1Well , now I'm really thinking
Salad, Patriotism, and Food Trends
Speaker 1about it . That brings us back to Richard Gere , the bourgeoisie class gear the yes , yes , he sends her out .
Speaker 2He would never watch a cow get released . He would never do it he would never .
Speaker 1He's too rich for that .
Speaker 2He's too rich he's too rich , he would pay someone to . I don't know what weird reality I've concocted , where somebody has to bear witness to the gas letting of the cows but here we are .
Speaker 1The video age of everything is on social media yeah , so .
Speaker 2So somebody's videotaping it and putting it up . I've seen it .
Speaker 1I've seen many videos You've seen videos of it . Yeah , reels , that's what I thought you were going to .
Speaker 2See , we have to stop talking because my phone is right here and I'm going to start getting served like ads for like Cattle .
Speaker 1Cow gas . Yeah , cow gas yeah , there's like a new app , there's a new app , there's a new , there's medicine . You like cows letting off gas ?
Speaker 2we all your cow updates right here . I don't want to watch it . I swear this is gonna happen . I'm worried .
Speaker 3I know it happens .
Speaker 1People don't know about that but it does happen that thing's listening have you ever had your phone ?
Speaker 2just like go say that again yes , and I'm like I wasn't talking you , I wasn't not talking to you . No , it's creepy .
Speaker 1Because the phone knows everything about you .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Everything . It knows more about you than you know about you . You think about that . It knows what you watch , when you watch it , what time . It knows when you pause it , when you rewind it , when you play the scene again and again and again . Cia , yeah , it knows when you snore . Oh , mine definitely knows when I snore .
Speaker 2It knows when you lie . Do you know what I have ? I have a sleep app that listens to all my noises and you know what it did . Actually , this is a great question for this group because I feel like maybe some people here might have a use for this . So I have a sleep app and it records like it's supposed to listen to my movements so that it can tell me the perfect time to wake up , so that I'm not like deep in my REM sleep . It works . I don't know if it's a placebo , but it works , so I use it .
Speaker 2It also records and it'll be like you slept talk and then you can play a thing and you can hear yourself sleep talking , right ? Anyway , I got an update of the app one time . What , what did you say ? It records you coughing , snoring , like everything , Nothing . I don't really sleep talk . I was Ezra or something . But I got an update on the phone and it was like look at your weekly report . And I opened it up and it made a mix , a compilation of all the times I coughed throughout the week . I was like who is this for ? Am I going to email this to my doctor ? To be like you gotta take a look at this . I didn't come ill , I was just like . This doesn't make any sense . Who would that be for ?
Speaker 1Nobody . It reminds me of Ferris Bueller .
Speaker 2Yeah , it was very Bueller-esque . I should have loaded it up into a little beat thing .
Speaker 1On a MIDI , but it's really yours , it's really me that's the dream . Or my dad or your dad . Yeah , having a conversation , Take a Prilosec dude . You know what ?
Speaker 3I'm saying Too much .
Speaker 1Did you do anything for the 4th of July ?
Speaker 2No , not really Barbecued . It was a Thursday and I had to work today .
Speaker 1So I was like this is dumb . Do we celebrate 4th of July ?
Speaker 2No , I just don't really want to , because we just said Juneteenth no , I just don't really want to . Juneteenth , like , well , let's just do that on june . Yeah , I agree , and I just like I don't know . Every year that passes I'm less enthused . I just don't want to celebrate , I'm like this is not . You never want to celebrate when I was little , I was like fireworks and stuff but , as I , as I became an adult , I was like , oh , I don't actually want to celebrate this all of pride month .
Speaker 1You got june yeah .
Speaker 2And then fucking Fourth comes in like a boner killer . Yeah , totally . I'm like we were just gay a second ago and now we're patriotic . That's so fucked up .
Speaker 1That's just mean , I was driving up north and I was next to this guy . I came up from behind . He had the full Pledge of Allegiance on the back of his truck .
Speaker 2Because you got to remember . No , it's so . Yeah , Gotta remember it .
Speaker 1And I think it's funny that it was so drilled hard in my brain .
Speaker 2Yeah , I never forget that shit , and neither of my kids have any idea . Oh , they haven't had to do it . No , they have no idea they're like what ?
Speaker 1And I was like you don't do the allegiance pledge it of America . Not to the flag .
Speaker 2I pledge allegiance to the flag of the . United States of America .
Speaker 1And to the republic for which it stands .
Speaker 2One nation under God .
Speaker 1Indivisible , wow , we all know . Indivisible under God , very divisible , so divisible .
Speaker 2We're really devised right now . We're , on that , devised tip . Yeah , for real , we've never been more divisible .
Speaker 1We're devised up , yes , truly . So it's like that doesn't even Doesn't track .
Speaker 2No , it doesn't resonate . What I did learn , though , is that yesterday is the 100th year anniversary of the Caesar salad being invented , so that's something to celebrate , in my opinion .
Speaker 1I love a Caesar salad . I love a Caesar salad . Don't pre-dress it , though . Dress it when I'm about to eat it .
Speaker 2Yeah , well , pre-dress it . Yeah , it gets soggy . Yeah , it gets really soggy , have you ?
Speaker 1ever had a table-sized Caesar .
Speaker 2No , is it fun ?
Speaker 1Where do they do it Cheesecake ? Mostly at steak places .
Speaker 2Okay , I gotta do that , I gotta go .
Speaker 1So if you go to a steakhouse , they will make it . They take a garlic clove and they put it all around this wooden salad bowl . Toss that thing they make . They make the dressing in the bottom I right I'm . They do lemon right there , I'm floating they make the whole thing right there with egg and everything , and then with the egg you know or even guacamole .
Speaker 2Some places do guacamole I'm less interested in that because I feel like guac can chill for a while . But the caesar I am interested in because , as you say , it's better when it's fresh it's so good .
Speaker 1Do you know what I doing ?
Speaker 3What .
Speaker 2Because I feel that croutons are kind of big and sometimes it's hard to get a good crouton with a big chunk of lettuce with the dressing and everything .
Speaker 1The ratio .
Speaker 2The ratio . So I've been doing Caesar salads with breadcrumbs and I do like a little caper breadcrumb what are you talking about ? Or do a little garlic ?
Speaker 1bread crumb . You're saying it's just crumbs yeah .
Speaker 2It's easier , I'm going to make it for you , and then you'll believe .
Speaker 1You know what it sounds like .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 1Like on the top of a pie , like a crumble .
Speaker 2Yeah , but it's savory .
Speaker 1It's savory .
Speaker 2I mean , I mean it's salty .
Speaker 1I mean , if you made me a salad I'd be into it . I'll make it for you Because I love a Caesar salad .
Speaker 2It's just like pre-chewed . Think about it that way , then you don't have to chew your crouton .
Speaker 1Okay , now I'm off .
Speaker 2Yeah , you're like , that's the experience , that's the whole experience .
Speaker 1I like it when , to be honest , at Nordstrom's Cafe up top they have this little piece of Parmesan bread . Ooh , I don't know , it looks like Parmesan that's been melted and it turns into a bread .
Speaker 2Wow , oh , like a little crisp . A crisp , that's the word . I've made the crisps before . Yeah , and you know that's you know cause .
Speaker 1You know I'd be on that keto life .
Speaker 2Are you ?
Speaker 1No , okay , I was like that doesn't sound right , okay , yeah .
Speaker 2You just do cheese In 2021? .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I've seen so much cheese as bread , cheese as bread , cheese as bread People being like , or chicken as bread .
Speaker 1I've seen chicken as bread , that chicken sandwich yeah .
Speaker 2Which I guess works if you just want , like , double the chicken .
Speaker 1I like this , but like minus the bread , yeah , and plus chicken Just add the chicken .
Speaker 2So then is it the chicken bread price .
Speaker 1Bread is expensive now too .
Speaker 2That's true , just like everything else , you might as well just put chicken instead .
Speaker 1Of bread . Yeah , the chicken is less expensive , so yeah , so what were we just talking about ? Fourth of July ? And then we're going to go back to Pretty Woman a little bit .
Speaker 2Yeah , what did you do for the fourth ?
Speaker 1I didn't do nothing , I just prepared for this .
Speaker 2Yeah . Yeah I did do a little karaoke by myself in the front yard . What did you sing ? I did last night ? I sang uh , alone by heart . Oh nice , because we talked about that , because I was alone . Yeah , how do I get you alone ? That's a good one . What's that other one ? Um , just all solo songs yes , yes , about being alone . So what other ones Alone Heart .
Speaker 1Olivia .
Speaker 2Rodrigo , good For you . Nice , some teen on that block needed to hear that .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's hard to sing . I was just trying to get my breath work right for the next time I'm at karaoke .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , because it's a screamer , you've got to really put your all into it .
Speaker 1You've got to be standing up . I've been doing it and it's . I've been losing my breath . Is it too high or is it in ?
Speaker 3your range . No , it's because she has a lot of breath control . She can do without taking a breath . Yeah , and good for you , yeah she's really hitting every syllable .
Speaker 1There's no break , it's hard to catch a breath in there wow so , yeah , I did that , but that was pretty much it , and get ready for today .
Pretty Woman, Mouth Obsession, Rom-Coms
Speaker 1So I mean , I mean , it was in my heart what the fourth of july was , because I always think about that line from uh dazed and confused oh yeah , where she's like remember what you're celebrating ?
Speaker 2that a bunch of slave owning white , white aristocrats didn't want to pay their taxes . Yeah , that's a good one .
Speaker 1I sent that to my I sent that to my kids yesterday .
Speaker 2Rings true Evergreen statement it is , it's not wrong . I love that movie .
Speaker 1I think that . So back to the pretty woman .
Speaker 2Back to the pretty woman .
Speaker 1The iconic scene of getting when she got the outfits and she goes back to the original . What is that place called the original store ?
Speaker 2Yeah , and she doesn't buy anything , right ? She just walks in and she's like you , stupid bitch .
Speaker 1Big mistake yeah .
Speaker 3Big mistake .
Speaker 1You fucking idiot , you jerk . Yeah , yeah , that lady looked like a jerk . She looked like an adult . Children from the corn .
Speaker 2Yeah , she did . That's oftentimes what villains look like Adult children of the corn . I would know , because that's what I look like .
Speaker 1Well , if you , you gotta grow your hair long .
Speaker 2Oh , do they all have long hair .
Speaker 1I mean , it's kind of like very obviously .
Speaker 3No too cool .
Speaker 2I'm too cool to be a children of the corn . Yes , look at you . Children of the corn are not cool . I will change .
Speaker 1I'm ready to change .
Speaker 2Adults of the corn . Adults of the corn . I'm just hanging out in a cornfield .
Speaker 1That's actually they have children of the corn in the movie with all the white kids that are scared .
Speaker 2Yep .
Speaker 1And then they have another .
Speaker 2Adults of the corn , and it's just me getting high in a cornfield .
Speaker 3Yes , it's not a good movie , but just a good .
Speaker 2It's just something I can call myself . Whatever , somebody's sleeping in an RV , why can't you be smoking weed ? Oh yeah , into the wild . Is that what you're talking about ? Is that what you're talking about ?
Speaker 1Yes , Cool Sick . What about Mr Fantastic ?
Speaker 2Never seen it , don't know it . Or Captain Fantastic Never seen it , don't know it . Viggo Hortensen Love him .
Speaker 1Aragorn Strider guy .
Speaker 2The movies are too long , too much fantasy . The podcast is over everybody .
Speaker 1It's done , starting now .
Speaker 2Now we're officially . This is a Lord of the Rings podcast .
Speaker 1A pro Lord of the Rings you know what .
Speaker 2But I'm not anti , I'm just neutral . Can I be like the Switzerland of Lord of the Rings , just right in the middle ?
Speaker 1What do y'all think ? Do I have to ?
Speaker 2take a side on Lord of the Rings .
Speaker 1Yeah , I do , I think so . Yeah , I think you need to revisit , because it's only like it was at one time the most popular movie .
Speaker 2Here's the thing I am pro in that . I can appreciate the impact it has on cinema and culture and Peter Jackson and culture and culture . It was a cultural . I will not be participating . How about that ? Does that work ?
Speaker 1A soft stance . I'm going to make it my duty in life .
Speaker 2You and Monisa both are trying to get me and Jen are trying to get me to watch Lord of the Rings .
Speaker 1I would love to do that , but .
Speaker 2You know what it is . It ruined it for me because I saw none of them in the theaters , except for Return of the King , which is like four hours long .
Speaker 1No , you saw the extended edition .
Speaker 2Yeah , and I was like I need to go , you shouldn't have done that , I shouldn't have done it and it turned me off .
Speaker 1The Return of the King . The normal version is three hours .
Speaker 2The extended version is four hours , that's too much .
Speaker 1It was too much because I finally watched the extended version . That's too much of the interplay between Sam and Frodo .
Speaker 2It ended like three to five different times . I was like this is the end and I was getting ready to get up , probably like 20 times as a child .
Speaker 1Oh , really , you thought that it wouldn't end with the ring getting .
Speaker 2No , I didn't know . I was a child , I didn't know what was going on . Oh , because you haven't watched , I was like you're , like I'm up . I saw it in theaters , so I was . I don't know how old I was . What year did it come out ? It was early aughts , so yeah , it was probably like 13 . Yeah , I think you were 13 , probably around 13 years old . I was entering my angsty phase . I was like I can't to remember .
Speaker 1She had that polka dot outfit , the white blazer , the polka dot .
Speaker 2I like the white blazer . Wait , I need to look . I should have taken pictures .
Speaker 1It was white blazer , polka dot skirt , big hat , polka dot wrap , black . I hated that black dress , the first dress I remember . When I watched it as a kid I was like that's not even a nice dress .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1That looks like not a great dress . The black dress because it was connected on the shoulders to a mock . Yeah , it had a mock .
Speaker 2You're coming back for the mock .
Speaker 1I don't like it when they . Big theme tonight I don't like it when they put in a neck for no reason , right .
Speaker 2A decorative neck . It wasn't like the famous A non-functional neck .
Speaker 1One dress we don't talk about very much anymore , but was a huge hit at the time Inde indecent proposal . I've never seen that either . To me , more had this dress in indecent proposal was just a black dress . That , uh , what's his name ?
Speaker 2robert redford bought for her wow and it had like all this detail on the breast well , I gotta watch that and everybody was wearing that dress she , her fits were so funny , I feel like , yeah , the big hat . I was like where is she going in that outfit ?
Speaker 1like it looked like she was ready to go , like , watch a horse race so let me ask you was that the first time you watched pretty woman ever ? Just this week , yes I had never seen it before what did you think about the scene with the red dress ? It was short like when he claps it . There was like no after talk , but everybody talks about that scene everybody talks about it and it went by in a flash .
Speaker 2I was like this is too short of a scene .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I don't know why there was no playful banter after . He just slammed it on he slams it and I was like , okay , why was that such a big deal ?
Speaker 1Because I bet you that was unscripted . Oh , yeah , but no , it's just because the way that she laughs too .
Speaker 2Her laugh , her charming At that time , Julia Roberts , everybody was like the mouth , the lips , the mouth . America was taken by her mouth . I'm not lying , no , I believe it . It's just such a funny thing for us as a culture to admit .
Speaker 1I'm looking across the room .
Speaker 2Everyone's just obsessed , everyone obsessing over this woman's mouth . Yes , it's creepy if you think about it , as I say it out loud .
Speaker 1Yeah right , At least that we're in a time where celebrities can have Actors can live their whole life .
Speaker 2Can have weird mouths .
Speaker 1And that won't be it forever . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2Wait , say it again .
Speaker 1It won't be about her mouth forever , Like she's old enough in the game .
Speaker 2We're over her mouth now that , now that she can just act , yeah , yeah , she doesn't have to be her mouth was her in ?
Speaker 1that was her . She got her foot in the door with her mouth . It's weird because , like with these , the harvey weinsteins of it all , they're probably picking out like a character .
Speaker 2Wow I didn't . Even that was such a I like did innuendo and I did not . Even that was so sexual I did not mean to do that . I was like it was running the door with her mouth . Well , that was guys .
Speaker 1I guys I'm not that crass , I promise- Maybe I'm a little crass , I think it would Do . You see , this kid , are you that crass ? A little boss coming up in here .
Speaker 2I will not address the allegations .
Speaker 1You're not going to address it , but yes . So everybody was about her , her mouth , her laugh .
Speaker 2Yeah , she has a beautiful smile , it was refreshing to see a woman laugh . They were like women have been sad for too long . They now can be happy because Julia Roberts is in this film .
Speaker 1Yeah , laughed . Oh , no , no , no , the movie that she Was she not in Four Weddings and a Funeral .
Speaker 2That was Sandy Bullock , wasn't it ? Sandra Andy McDowell ? Oh , that's right , it was Sorry .
Speaker 1It was European , I think .
Speaker 2Was it Notting Hill ? That was Julia Roberts , yeah .
Speaker 1With .
Speaker 2Hugh .
Speaker 1But if you go back to any of the rom-coms you go back and see what the chemistry is , what it is . It was good . In that one it was good .
Speaker 2It was really good . But in the storyline it's usually just because somebody's rich yeah or somebody's good looking somebody's rich and wants to change the other person real yeah there's I I wonder if they're what movies have a more accurate ? Like a rom-com .
Speaker 1That's more accurate depiction of like real people well , not besides being being being attracted to someone in a relationship outside of the chemical Like a real yeah , that sounds depressing . It sounds depressing in like a really long movie yeah , like I don't think J-Lo would be in it .
Speaker 2J-Lo would not be in it .
Speaker 1No , it's too depressing , too depressing for her . Yeah .
Speaker 2I did just watch Hustlers for the first time I had never seen that .
Speaker 1That's actually a good segue . I loved that movie . That movie is amazing . It's one of the movies that I actually own on Apple TV . No way I have to watch that thing . You return to it a lot I return to it all the time .
Speaker 2Do you purchase it because you were like I'm going to return to this ?
Speaker 1or were you like I am in a pinch , I love everything . I think people should go back . I think next month we'll actually talk about Hustlers , maybe . Because I'm looking for another movie .
Speaker 2I had no idea that that film was about the 2008 recession .
Speaker 1That's what I love about it , because they're talking about it from the perspective of dancers and sex workers , women that were affected by the recession and how they got by during the recession and how how it affects them , and that nobody had really shown that . Also , the lead was a Cambodian woman , actually .
Speaker 2Yeah , what is ?
Speaker 1her name . Her real name is Roxanne , but in the movie what's her name ? Something else ?
Speaker 2Destiny , oh that it's based on .
Speaker 1That's a real story .
Speaker 2Yeah , I knew it was real , but I didn't know it was based on what's her name . You mean , oh , that's a real story . Yeah , I knew it was real , but I didn't know it was based on what's her name , the main character ?
Speaker 1Yeah , roxanne , that's , it's her , it's mostly her story .
Speaker 2Cool Ramona , ramona is .
Speaker 1Jennifer Lopez .
Speaker 2Ramona's a great name . I like Ramona yeah .
Speaker 1So yeah , you don't , and also it's , I loved ramona quimby .
Speaker 2People didn't want to name their children ramona because of that book I know she was kind of a little probably people that were named ramona might have gone by mona , mona , yeah , mona was the step , was the mom on ?
Speaker 1uh , who's the boss ? The grandma ? Really the , the , the sexy grandma there's .
Speaker 2She was a sexy I never watched . She was the boss . That was a tony danza right yeah , tony danza flick who show wait . So why was she a sex ?
Speaker 1she was a sexy grandma yeah , because this is the premise of the show . Just so you know , I've done deep dive into tv shows of this era and how there must have been a housing crisis , because all the shows of that era involve people like like mixed families , right it's or combined families or whatever . This is a little earlier , but we'll start with Bosom Buddies .
Speaker 2Oh , like two .
Speaker 1Bosom Buddies is Tom Hanks and that other dude who's still around . Don't remember his name , but the reason why they dressed up as women and lived in a women's only apartment building was because they couldn't find housing and their building was destroyed .
Speaker 2What was that show ?
Speaker 1Bosom Buddies .
Speaker 2That was literally Bosom Buddies , yeah , wow .
Speaker 1That's why their bosoms were buddies , because they would put them on .
Speaker 2I thought you , okay , got it .
Speaker 1And also
TV Show Housing and Cultural References
Speaker 1Webster . There's a TV show called Webster about a little kid .
Speaker 2Oh , the smart kid . I don't know if he's smart , but he was just little .
Speaker 1There was a time in American television where we only wanted black folks , but they had to be little .
Speaker 2Little children . They had to be tiny , it was .
Speaker 1Webster , and it was different strokes .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , okay , I know different strokes . Who was on ?
Speaker 1Webster .
Speaker 3Webster his name is Emmanuel Lewis and then and then for Different Strokes those kids were also looking for a house .
Speaker 1And so was Webster . He was looking for a house .
Speaker 2Wow , guess what else .
Speaker 1Three's Company .
Speaker 2Yep .
Speaker 1Jack Tripper had to pretend he was gay so that he could live with two women . Wow , Because , he couldn't find a place .
Speaker 2He had to pretend he was gay . Was that part of the story ?
Speaker 1Yes , because men don't live with women in that era , and so every time this was the whole thing . The whole gimmick was that jack was not . He was a swinging single in san diego and he had to pretend that he wasn't attracted to his roommates . Wow , and so when the landlord would come he had to , he would .
Speaker 2He would gay . I'm sure that was just super tastefully done and really so chill for the time .
Speaker 1No , basically every time they thought like he would be talking about a woman and someone would overhear it . That was the big gag .
Speaker 2Oh , he was not overhearing and they would assume he's talking about a man .
Speaker 1No , they would think that , but then they would say she and he'd be like what . Like everybody was so quick to like call him not gay .
Speaker 2No , bisexuality in that era ? No , didn't exist .
Speaker 1But yeah , that whole show was based on housing too .
Speaker 2Wow , and let's take it all the way up to Full House . Baby , why were all those friends and uncles living in that house ? I mean , it was a massive house , but yeah , there was a lot going on . It was . You're right . It's all about housing . It's unlikely people being put into living situations together .
Speaker 1Yeah , but they don't have that anymore . They don't have it . That hope is gone . You're right , but it might come back now with 2024 being as it is .
Speaker 2Yeah , we need more weird roommate art , odd couple , odd couple stuff . Perfect strangers . I'm feeling .
Speaker 1You know that His cousin came from a country called Mepos .
Speaker 2Okay , not real .
Speaker 1No , I'm like let me go to the tape . I don't think I've ever heard of Mepos . No , I don't think it sounds like Mykonos . Where's Mykonos ?
Speaker 2Greece , right . Where's Mykonos ? Yeah , right , I think it's supposed to sound like that .
Speaker 1Yeah , so he was like of that area , like mediterranean area yeah , that makes sense so and he didn't have anywhere to live god , nobody they're on tv .
Speaker 2You'd think they'd have some money some more working class sitcom the closest , I feel like I get to something like . That is like high maintenance . Did you ever watch that show ? I love high maintenance yeah , that was a good one , where it's just like , you see , like people , like random people , and sometimes it's roommates , people living together . You , you know .
Speaker 1Yeah , it is .
Speaker 2Like that guy who's obsessed with Helen Hunt and his mom who's dying . That's my favorite one . I never watched that one he's like agoraphobic so he doesn't want to go outside . So he gets everything delivered and he's obsessed with Helen Hunt and he has like a LaCroix . He has like a portrait of her that he made with like LaCroix cans Great app , go watch it . High maintenance . He's crafting , love telling Hunt . I've seen High Maintenance . That's a great show . Great show , yeah .
Speaker 1I just want this to be my .
Speaker 2More of that .
Speaker 1I just love watching TV and movies and talking about it .
Speaker 2It's fun . I'm watching the Bear right now . I just watched the first two apps . It's like so the bear , do you know what I mean ? Like no , it's like I feel like that that show . There's like so many things about it , like it's always like the fast dialogue and they're like in the kitchen and it's really stressful .
Speaker 3They're like running around .
Speaker 2I feel like , yeah , the tempo , the pacing , it's all very quick and it's really witty and kind of like there's a lot of weird shit happening and I feel like in the second episode I was like this is just so , just so the bear . It was so like just kitchen stress which . I guess that's what you're signing up for .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's about a kitchen . It gets better yeah .
Speaker 2How far are you ?
Speaker 1I'm done , you're done . I've watched the season . Breeze through it . I've watched the season twice now .
Speaker 2Wow Okay .
Speaker 1Well , I'll come back to you once I on the bear as well .
Speaker 2Hell yeah . Yeah , let's fucking do it .
Speaker 1So you got any final things to say about Pretty Woman ?
Speaker 2No , nothing final to say about Pretty Woman .
Speaker 1I don't think that Richard Gere is around anymore . He's around . What do you mean ? He's not around ?
Speaker 2He's alive , right , isn't he alive ? He's alive .
Speaker 3No , I mean he's alive .
Speaker 1He's not working though working , though he's not a working actor .
Speaker 2No , I just mean like he's not . Like julia roberts is still out here acting . She is , yeah , he's not really working . Huh , well , you know I love richard gear . I think he's beautiful and talented . Loved julia roberts . I think she's gorgeous and talented . Overall , great movie . If you want to watch hot people make out I also think that great film for that .
Speaker 1And I'm going to say this now as we wrap it up I think that Pretty Woman is canon .
Speaker 2It's American culture . It feels like such a massive cultural touchstone that it is kind of hard to ignore .
Speaker 1If you don't watch Pretty Woman , you're not going to know so many references .
Speaker 2But I feel like I got the references before I even saw the movie , because I would always see it in trailers .
Speaker 1Yeah , but you didn't know I didn't know .
Speaker 2I wasn't a part of the club but like when she comes back with all the clothes like it's so it is funny though
Speaker 1it's iconic yeah , also the way that she walked into the store originally . She's like kind of like having bars like over there and she goes through the bar to get into the store wait , what do you mean ? After you go through , like they're trying to show how low class she is yeah so , like she walks in , instead of coming right down where you would walk in the walkway , she kind of goes through the oh underneath the area you're not really wow supposed to walk .
Speaker 2It's those little things they're like she's an outsider , don't forget it , you watch scarface yes , absolutely . I'm like a pre-teen boy right now because I'm on testosterone , so I have watched scarface a lot .
Speaker 1I've watched it about 80 times this month , okay you got a poster up , yet yes , it covers up a hole in my wall that I punched yes , you punched a hole in the wall and you cover it up with a scarface poster .
Speaker 2What is that from ?
Speaker 1That's from right now .
Speaker 2Just you , yeah , great track , great track .
Speaker 1The reason why I bring up Scarface is because in that movie , if you notice , when he goes down to Columbia they give him the orange water and he eats it , and then everybody else washes their hands in it . He eats the orange .
Speaker 2Eats the orange water . What do you mean ?
Speaker 1Yeah , it's supposed to be for washing your hands . Oh , and he drinks it . He drank it and he ate the orange too .
Speaker 2Oh , there's an orange in it . Gross , so watch that All right , I'll rewatch it .
Speaker 1It has been a while . It's the little details to show you .
Speaker 2You love the Easter eggs .
Speaker 1Is that an Easter egg ?
Speaker 2Yeah , like the little . I guess not an Easter egg , what is it called ? Just trivia . I love that . You love the trivia .
Speaker 1He ate the orange Like oh , yeah , yeah . Yeah , there's a whole very graphic scene all through the movie , but I just he ate the orange in Columbia .
Speaker 2Yeah , you really globbed onto that .
Speaker 1Globbed onto the faux pas .
Speaker 2The faux pas , the cultural faux pas .
Speaker 1The cultural foie gras .
Speaker 2The foie gras .
Speaker 1I was going to say foie gras , which is what's in a turducken , that's for next time .
Speaker 2No , maybe it could be .
Speaker 1Foie gras is liver .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's sad liver .
Speaker 1Yeah , so next time I'd like to talk about Hustlers Hell yeah . And I would also . There was another movie that we were gonna Scarface , not Scarface .
Speaker 2I'm kind of done with Scarface , that's yeah except for the part where he eats the orange . I'll go back and watch it , just for you and the fashion yes , and just the set design in general , set design , fashion , cinematography . Watch Scarface really the whole film . Yeah , watch Scarface good film . Yeah , watch Scarface Good film .
Speaker 1Another very talented and beautiful woman .
Speaker 2What's her name ? Michelle Pfeiffer . Michelle Pfeiffer , to this day . I was going to say Sharon Stone Is referenced in music . Yeah , scarface , michelle , michelle Pfeiffer . Yeah , people love her .
Speaker 1Bruno Mars loves her .
Speaker 2Yeah , you know how he used her .
Speaker 1How ? This is that white gold ? This is white gold .
Speaker 2Wow , she's white gold .
Speaker 1And she's also uh dangerous minds .
Speaker 2I haven't seen that either .
Speaker 1And she also .
Speaker 2Well , yeah , we got a list . We got a list going .
Speaker 1Yeah , but the thing is thumbs down on dangerous minds for a number of reasons the storyline , the whole movie , but also it brought the song Gangsta's Paradise .
Speaker 2To the four . It got a Grammy , I'm pretty sure .
Speaker 1Or an Oscar , one of those two .
Speaker 2Wait , that's . I didn't know that .
Speaker 1And I feel that at my age I've heard Gangsta's Paradise too many times . I've never had a break from Gangsta's Paradise .
Speaker 2So that song was written for the movie .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2Okay , it reminds me of how Kiss from a Rose by Seal was written for Batman and the music video . There's like little nods to Batman everywhere and you're watching it and you're like , wow , seal's such an amazing singer . And then you're like Michael Keaton , like what are you ? He's just like popping out . It's very , it's weird . So why are you going to bring up ? Michael Keaton now , because I love Michael Keaton I know we don't want to open this door , do we ? Well , I love him and I hate him . Why ?
Speaker 1Because they forced Michael Keaton on us .
Speaker 2Who did Hollywood ? Hollywood Big Michael Keaton , forced him on . This is how I feel about Michael Douglas . Huh , this is how I feel about Michael Douglas . I just don't think that he is . This is sad . I just never got . I never got it . I was like what's the draw , you know , in fucking Basic Instinct , I'm like he ruined so many good sex scenes . Yes , could have been somebody else by being there , by being there , could have been Richard Gere .
Speaker 1Could it should have been See if you're thinking about hiring Michael .
Speaker 2Douglas , hire Richard Gere instead . I mean even today . Even today , no , that's . Michael Douglas is retired , though , because I think he has .
Speaker 3Alzheimer's , not Michael Douglas .
Speaker 2Yeah , he does His dad . I thought Michael Douglas also had it . Michael Douglas is married to .
Speaker 1Catherine .
Speaker 3Zeta-Jones .
Speaker 1Yeah , so he's got Alzheimer's .
Speaker 2He does , yeah , he does , yeah . So I think he's retired , but richard gear is still chilling you know who else I want to talk about who what is that little guy with the brown hair that was in police academy ? Now I forgot oh , yes , oh , my god , what is his name ? I love him so much steve gutenberg .
Speaker 1His little brown eyes , yeah , so they were pushing love that little gremlin big time ?
Speaker 3yeah , he's hot late 80s .
Speaker 1He's so cute it was steve gutenberg and michael michael keaton .
Speaker 2People were like , yeah , I'm not as into michael keaton , like sexually I'm not as into michael keaton .
Speaker 1But I love michael keaton I love him .
Speaker 2I think he's great yourself , so you were indoctrinated successfully I
90s Nostalgia and Comedy Banter
Speaker 2did not like michael .
Speaker 1I liked his movies . I loved him in mr mom . Yeah , he's great . I do do love him , mr . Mom , I haven't seen him in a long time . That might be his next one .
Speaker 2Yeah , there you go .
Speaker 1All right , y'all . Thank you so much . I'm Daywa Dorje .
Speaker 2I'm Ev .
Speaker 1This is Ev . This is Dank Mom's podcast . I appreciate y'all being out here . I don't know if you guys have any questions or whatever . That sums it up for the podcast portion , but we can tell you some jokes or answer any questions . If you have any , all right back there . Blue shirt yes , pom-pom . Yeah , well , I like , I think we . We called them more like bobby socks , I think that's what we called them on the back . Yeah , I made my own . That's what we called them On the back . Yeah , I made my own . That's how much I liked them . My mom , we were really poor , so my mom taught me how to make pom-poms out of yarn Nice , and I just sewed it onto my socks .
Speaker 2That's what they were , though . They were just little yarn balls . Yeah , hell yeah . No , they're not really really no , they were were yarn balls .
Speaker 1No , they were basically like fuzzy little balls .
Speaker 2You were blazing your own trail .
Speaker 1I had a homemade , bobby sock .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3Pump up Okay .
Speaker 2Oh Wait . What happens is that when he's playing ?
Speaker 1And she comes down there , yeah .
Speaker 2And he's like get out of here , boys . And then , yes , oh my God , that is a good scene .
Speaker 1Thank you , that is a good scene . It's all coming back to me now . It's actually a very good love scene it's such a good one .
Speaker 2I remember I missed that he like shoot everybody out and I was like , wow , they are . And they were smoking inside . Yeah , they were smoking inside .
Speaker 1Other people were smoking inside . That's when it caught my eye . I was like , oh , everybody's smoking inside . So , that's era .
Speaker 2The year 1990 .
Speaker 1The year 1990 when you could still smoke inside Anybody else . Pretty Woman yes , I like that too . You're right , there's so many iconic scenes you got to watch the movie Go ahead .
Speaker 2Paul Reiser .
Speaker 1Wait , Paul , Mad About you the TV show .
Speaker 2Wait .
Speaker 1I thought what's ?
Speaker 2his name was in Mad About you .
Speaker 3Wait .
Speaker 2Paul Reiser . We match . I see , oh , and you're into Paul , wait , no , you're into Paul . Or wait , no , don't you're into Paul . Oh , your crush . Okay , let me look .
Speaker 1Yeah , he's cute , let me see .
Speaker 2I didn't watch it , but I knew it because of Helen . Yeah , yeah , I think he's cute . I don't know if he's . Yeah , yeah , yeah , I think he's cute . He's . I don't know if he is . Yeah , I don't know if I'm into him well , do you remember why you're ? Not sorry . Do you know why ? Why he was in aliens .
Speaker 1He's the one who put the little face suckers in the room I didn't watch strangeranger Things . Hold on . He's in Stranger Things . No , but do you see ? What I'm trying to say is , hollywood has been pushing these mediocre white men on us for too long .
Speaker 2For too long .
Speaker 3Just put them away . Yeah , just get rid of some of them .
Speaker 1But does Paul Rudd need to be in everything ?
Speaker 2No , he doesn't . There's so many other people I love . Paul Rudd need to be in everything . No , he doesn't . There's so many other people . I love Paul Rudd , but he's played out . Not played out , but he's been in a lot . We can switch it up .
Speaker 1Helen Hunt was in as Good as it Gets , though , right .
Speaker 2Yes , with Jack right . Jack Nicholson , yeah .
Speaker 1So yeah , she was in that movie , yeah . When she was a teenager or something . Wow , we got so many movies .
Speaker 2I do remember that movie . I watched part of that on TV once . Oh my god .
Speaker 1Yes , where do we land on Paul Reiser ?
Speaker 2I'm meh on him . I'm meh , not my vibe . Steve Guttenberg Love the gut Love Guttenberg , it's his little brown eyes . Steve Guttenberg Love the Goot Love Guttenberg , it's his little brown eyes . I love Guttenberg too . I love brown eyes .
Speaker 1So I love Guttenberg , you love Guttenberg . We're on the same page . We're on the same page . Yeah , and who's the last one ? Michael ?
Speaker 2Keaton , michael Keaton .
Speaker 1I'm not like super attracted . You see that movie , the Bird Birdman . I love Birdman incredible film love it , mr Mom . Alright , y'all . Thank you so much if you want to follow me on Instagram at DeWaDorge . At DeWaDorge . Evjens if you guys feel like it , I do have a . You can leave us a tip or a donation . We got this thing up here . You don't have to . We got that and we'll be back .
Speaker 2We've got some scissors too . Thank you , thank you .
Speaker 1You got any shows you want to plug ?
Speaker 2No , it's summer and nobody wants to watch comedy , so I have , like , nothing coming up , okay , okay .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'll be headlining in Kirkland there you go , go to . Kirkland On July 27th .
Speaker 2Nice At .
Speaker 1Lucky 7 . It's another free show , and I'll be at Bumbershoot . I'll be there too , yes .
Speaker 2We'll be at Bumbershoot . We'll be at Bumbershoot .
Speaker 1All right , thank you .
Speaker 2Thanks y'all .
Speaker 1Thank you for coming . You gotta bounce . Oh shh , I'm sweaty . Thank you , you just listened to the Dank Moms podcast . It was recorded live at the Marination Station in Columbia City . I want to thank Allison and Charmaine and all the staff at Marination , columbia City and thank you for sponsoring this podcast . You can catch Evjens on Instagram , at E-V-J-E-N-S , and myself at D-E-W-A-D-O-R-J-E on Instagram , or the same name at Dewadorjecom . That's my website with all my upcoming shows and whatnot , and next month we'll be coming with another review , with another comedian live at marination , columbia city the first friday of august . I don't know what that is the top of my head .
Speaker 1Let me look while I'm here , it what is the day ? The first Friday of August is August 2nd , so the next Dank Moms will be August 2nd at 5 pm at Marination in Columbia City .
Correction and Comedy on Dank Moms
Speaker 1I also wanted to make a couple corrections , a couple corrections on this corrections , a couple corrections on this . Um , on the uh outro , here I would like to correct and say the name of the woman the Kamai woman on uh Hustlers is actually Rosie , not Roxanne . That was her character , I think . Uh , rosie Kale and uh , you can look her up for there and I'll be adding pictures and whatnot of what we discussed like get in shape girl and other films that we discussed like , and maybe I'll show some baileen , because we need to talk about this thick toenail thing . Anyways , I'll be uploading any video I have to YouTube . On my YouTube channel , just put in Dewa Dorje , d-e-w--a , d-o-r-j-e . Comedian , and you will find my page and we'll have .
Speaker 1I have my other podcast that I've videoed videoed filmed on there and you can check out this one , as it was live and outside , so that would be fun to watch . All right , my name is Dewa . This is the Dank Moms podcast . Stay nasty , have a great day .