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YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT aka From Toys R Us to Tankinis with Ev Jensen
Ever wondered what makes the harpsichord so hilariously peculiar? Join us live from Marination in Columbia City as we dive into a whirlwind of laughter, nostalgia, and middle-aged mom moments with comedian and friend Ev Jensen. We kick things off with our mutual love for 90s movies and music, reminiscing about grand entrances and Bill Clinton's legendary saxophone stint on Arsenio Hall. Expect amusing anecdotes and audience participation that brings out the quirky nuances of the harpsichord, all wrapped up in our humorous dissection of pop culture and parenthood in 2024.
Next, get ready for a nostalgic trip to the golden era of Toys R Us, Geoffrey the Giraffe, and the curious case of Toucan Sam. We laugh about the Mandela effect surrounding "Froot Loops" and dive into personal stories about embracing bikinis and tankinis in our 40s. Our hilarious escapades at Legoland’s water park and a playful debate about the importance of socks—even suggesting they be government-issued—will have you cracking up while reflecting on the small joys and complexities of modern parenting.
Finally, we delve into iconic movies and TV shows, from the cultural impact of "Pretty Woman" to the bizarre urban legend involving Richard Gere and a gerbil. We humorously speculate on Hollywood myths, discuss dad life quirks, and explore the absurdity of modern technology. Whether it's a memorable scene from "Pretty Woman" or a light-hearted debate on the best type of sock, this episode promises a mix of humor, nostalgia, and insightful conversations that will entertain and resonate with listeners. Don't miss out on our reflections on the joys of being middle-aged moms, complete with a hearty dose of laughter and love for a classic Caesar salad.
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Is everybody having a good time? We're here, live at the Marination, columbia City. Aloha everyone. My name is Dewa Dorje and this is my podcast, the Dank Moms podcast. I'm a comedian here from Seattle. I perform all over the city and I do this podcast also, where we talk about pop culture, parenting, politics, basically anything that has to do with being a middle-aged mom in 2024. I'm a single mom of two kids. I live right here in close to Columbia City. I guess I live over there by Four Paws, if you guys know, shout out to Four Paws. Yeah, so what do I have here? I'm a working class, first generation immigrant single mom with PTSD. I'm a standup comedian, a lover of pop culture, politics, parenting, and this is a sex positive therapy, positive, body positive, costco positive podcast. Thank you, today we are going to uh, I'll do the podcast. I was turning it down. I had the soundtrack to Pretty Woman, which is the movie that we're going to be dissecting later on in the episode.
Speaker 1:Comedian and friend of the pod, ev Jensen. Make some noise, ev Jensen, from behind the minivan. From behind the minivan? Oh, behind the Corolla. Yeah, we see you, thank you. Here comes Ev. It's too far. It is too far.
Speaker 2:We had a car that was closer and now the bit doesn't work because the car is too far. You guys, it took too long. You can't laugh for that long. It's only funny for like two seconds.
Speaker 1:Not really. You got to trip the whole way in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if I fell a lot, then I could pull it off. I think so. If you fell the whole way in. Yeah, if I fell a lot, then I could pull it off. I think so if you fell the whole time, just like 80 pratfalls.
Speaker 1:Alright, one more time for Ev Jensen.
Speaker 2:Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1:Ev and I have been friends for a while now From comedy, yeah, for a long time and we have a lot in common right?
Speaker 2:We do. We both love movies of the 90s.
Speaker 1:Music.
Speaker 2:Music of the 90s, music of all generations.
Speaker 1:All generations.
Speaker 2:Well, let's go back, baby. Let's take it back to the Baroque era.
Speaker 1:No, that's too far for me, baroque. You're like, that's where I draw the line, which one is.
Speaker 2:Baroque? I honestly don't know.
Speaker 1:I thought that's something with castanets.
Speaker 2:I baroque. Has harpsichord different than a harp? Different than a harp? I believe it's a piano that strikes harp strings. If any harpsichord players want to confirm, oh or do not.
Speaker 1:Yes, is that? Is that right? We have a musician over here, nice, okay, cool, from uh, from brooklyn, and he so you? You're not sure, harpsichord, no harpsichord.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, just across the board. No to Harpsichord, no harpsichord, no, just across the board. No to the harpsichord.
Speaker 1:You don't like them.
Speaker 2:Oh, you don't know. Okay, so fair Ignorance is fine, that's okay, but you know, you confirmed it.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, not only correct, but absolutely correct Wow.
Speaker 2:The old teacher's pet in me. I'm like be me, and I'm so happy that I got that right Wow.
Speaker 1:I know, I love that be the teacher's pet. I know.
Speaker 2:I was an English teacher, teacher's pet, which I think is just the gay experience. Probably it is.
Speaker 1:I think just like being really good in English class and being a part of the newspaper. Maybe.
Speaker 2:I did not. I didn't do school newspaper. Did you do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1:What did you write about? I'd rather no joke. I went to Rainier Beach High School and I wrote about underwear.
Speaker 2:Wow, hot topic Like what did they ask you?
Speaker 1:Now you know how old I am right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it was a big deal at that time that Bill Clinton went on an Arsenio Hall show. I'm going to play the sax right and he said he was wearing boxers.
Speaker 2:Oh, was that the big drama of it also.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's freaking wearing boxers. And then we got to talk about Rawls and stuff.
Speaker 2:Wow so.
Speaker 1:I went around and interviewed people about the different variety of underwear available, in whatever year that was 1993.
Speaker 2:Clinton got everybody talking about all sorts of topics.
Speaker 1:He was weird with the saxacks though he was, but that was what people liked about him.
Speaker 2:That was like a full pr move. Right was that after it came out that he was like I didn't do this, I didn't have sex way before. I think it was on the campaign trail, wow he was, he was laying, he was like I have to lay good groundwork for this because I'm gonna fuck up all the goodwill that I've earned with this country.
Speaker 1:The thing about Bill Clinton, though, which is at that time was so, was just like random, is like you would never like. These days, you think someone's, you think that actually I would like it. Donald Trump comes out and playing the harpsichord on Arsenio Hall.
Speaker 2:He might win me over, no sorry, we don't joke about that Not at this juncture.
Speaker 1:No, this is funny.
Speaker 3:That's the only. Thing.
Speaker 1:We don't joke about the guy.
Speaker 2:We don't joke about Trump, but we do joke about the harpsichord.
Speaker 1:Yeah harpsichord's on the table. But yeah, so he went around and he busted out the saxophone and it was sick Right, it wasn't cool. Really snarky about it.
Speaker 2:People just loved it across the board. Yes, they did Wow.
Speaker 1:You're wearing boxers. You're playing the sax.
Speaker 2:I mean it is cool.
Speaker 1:You're on Arsenio Hall, yes it is cool People didn't realize. I mean no longer do we talk about Arsenio Hall and the moment. He was before his time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the woo, woo, woo. Yeah, he was before his time and he had on Clinton. Was Clinton the only political candidate he had, or political person he had on? No, he had other political.
Speaker 1:I can't think off the top of my head, but like there were other political candidates. I used to record it and he used to have this woman on the keys and at the beginning of the intro he'd be like it's my band, I forgot what he called it. And then there goes the dog pound and everybody would go the dog pound, he'd go, and then he'd come back and we got Star on the keys and she would go do-li-do-li-do-li-do, ooh. Do-li-do-li-do.
Speaker 3:Oh, I gotta watch it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, keyboard you need a.
Speaker 1:What's his name? Andy richter or not any richter. What's the max weinberg the conan guy? Or? Or the roots? Yeah, or the roots. Exactly, yeah, you're right, I get, uh, somebody on the keys I will learn to play piano for this role you would yeah, I'll be your key keeman, because you don't really even like all the movies. They don't really play the piano. You just need to be back there. You could, oh, yes, and just look like okay, yes, because I have just need to be back there.
Speaker 2:You could, oh, yes okay, yes, because I have the charisma to be up there, but I do not have the finger strength to actually play the keys, so we just need a proxy of some sort.
Speaker 1:This is perfect, you play it perfect as if on the mic, as if you were playing it's gonna look so real it is.
Speaker 2:It's gonna look really real it's star on the keys. Go f and star this is how you play the piano. Everybody watch. This is how you play this, is it this? Is it, I'm right, right, yep, confirmed by the musical instrument, nowhere over there.
Speaker 1:I wish I was in more of a musical family. I'm not in a musical family nothing.
Speaker 2:Did you ever learn anything? Yes, I play the trumpet oh, did we ever bond over this? Because I played the trumpet no okay, I played the trumpet and I had a trumpet up until I used the little mouthpiece as a bong slide.
Speaker 1:Oh, then I didn't have a trumpet anymore. Oh, you had a bong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a bong. It went from trumpet to bong.
Speaker 1:It was a nice evolution actually I still have mine, yeah and uh. I just feel like I should have done a, done a, um instrument that had, like, I could talk and sing.
Speaker 3:Oh, like a vocoder.
Speaker 1:I don't want a what is it called A wind instrument?
Speaker 2:A wind instrument.
Speaker 1:Or is it called a brass instrument?
Speaker 2:Well, I guess the trumpet is brass. But it runs by wind, it's wind, it's brass wind, it's got my rend. Yeah, it's got your wind.
Speaker 1:So I want to ask you something. We're talking about bikinis and tankinis. Earlier we were. Yeah, we were talking about bikinis.
Speaker 2:I'm a bikini.
Speaker 1:Growing up, I always wanted to look like. I thought, no, you guys can judge me if you want. I thought I was going to grow up to look like what is damn her name now Katie Seagal. What?
Speaker 2:Katie Seagal, anybody?
Speaker 1:I don't think I know who that is. It's just this lady who lived on my block. No, I'm joking. It's the woman from weird science, not Katie Segal.
Speaker 2:Kelly McGillis.
Speaker 1:Oh, that sounds more right before my time no, no, no, I wouldn't think about weird science lady. Yeah, her name is Katie Segal. Well, you know, I thought it was going to turn into a hot. I want to think about Weird Science Lady. Yeah, the one with the crazy hair. Yeah, her name is Well, you know, I thought it was going to turn into a hot Amazonian, you know, like white woman.
Speaker 2:when I grow up, you thought it would change everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought it would change everything I thought if I put on like a body glove bikini.
Speaker 2:You would be like I'm ready, Ready for the beach.
Speaker 1:Like when people see me on the beach, they would be like I'm ready, I'm ready for the beach, like when people see me on the beach, they would be like all of like 10. I was like I look like katie's doll, right.
Speaker 2:I look like, if you're like it's giving little asian girl yes, I feel like we needed that confidence as children, though, you know, and sometimes the bikini granted that yes, but I never felt comfortable.
Speaker 1:I never wore a bikini in my life until my 40s really yeah, wait.
Speaker 2:So you, you wanted to wear the bikini when you were little and you tried it and you were like no, this is not for me, I just had a lot. You know, I grew up during a time.
Speaker 1:You know, it still is like this, but there was like, uh, what is that thing I was talking about?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, um, get in shape girl it was like a toy that was, oh god, like a doll that you would like exercise with or something.
Speaker 1:No, it's a kit that came with a jump rope or some ribbons, a tape that was telling you how to get in shape.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was For children, for children.
Speaker 1:No, and it was get in shape, girl. No, not to be confused.
Speaker 2:With boy, with anybody else. And it was a ribbon and we all needed to lose weight at 10. Oh god, that's too early and I really, I really abolish it. Yeah, it had sweat bands too. Did you want it? Because you were like, was it popular?
Speaker 1:yeah, I wanted everything that they had on tv yeah like if it came on tv. I want, I want it and they pumped.
Speaker 2:They pumped us full of toy commercials.
Speaker 1:I feel like I never went to toys r us as a kid. Me neither I never went. I thought it was the promise land, did you?
Speaker 2:notice that when you drove by a toys rs they had the big like doors that just like the automatic doors. But then on the inside in the foyer it's a big white wall and the doors to actually get into the toys rs are small. So as a kid we'd drive by it and I'd be like what's in there and I couldn't fucking see shit.
Speaker 2:It was like a club, it was like a fucking club Sorry, a freaking club and I was so upset. I was like, why is there a fucking, not a fucking, a freaking? Why is there a cover to get into Toys R Us? Why is there a bouncer? Yeah, you're like is there a ball guy by the front door? Yeah, it was so uncool because you know, jeffrey, that's the name of the, the, uh, the giraffe, it's g, e o, f. So true, that is very important because you know why giraffe starts with a g.
Speaker 2:Giraffe starts with a g yeah, he's jewish, I think is he yes somebody fact check that jeffrey's stewish is he? I would love if there was like deeper lore on some of our favorite like characters characters that we like didn't know about because, of course, like marketing people, they have to put effort into like creating these characters so they probably have to like toucan sam. Right before he got this job, he was laid off like three times in a row, three times. It was bad. This his saving grace.
Speaker 1:He was with a coffee company. Yeah, he was with what he was with. What else would a toucan sell Birdseed?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was with Birdseed Company, too close to home, you'd think it would work. It didn't work.
Speaker 1:He got the tattoo.
Speaker 2:That's what did it you?
Speaker 1:know they spell fruit f-r-o-o-t on fruit loops this was like a.
Speaker 2:This was like a mandela effect thing right, people don't know fruit loop it's fruit with two o's.
Speaker 1:I do know that because they're trying to say this ain't fruit, this is fruit. This is fruit with two o's.
Speaker 2:This has no nutritional value whatsoever, but it is delicious so yeah, I I wear.
Speaker 1:I started wearing a bikini in my 40s and I I don't care no more.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean I do care, because everybody needs to see this. You know this is you know, Hell yeah. It's you know.
Speaker 2:No more tankinis this is 47.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tankini is like I don't know. I mean it's okay if you wear the tankini, but it is.
Speaker 2:Not for day one. No tankini, strictly no tankinis.
Speaker 1:No, no, I told you.
Speaker 3:I have a tankini, strictly some tankinis.
Speaker 2:A few tankinis Strictly. A few tankinis, but strictly.
Speaker 1:Four or five tankinis. No, I just have one tankini and it's so boring and I wear that for when I'm going with the kids and not yeah, you're not trying to pick up people. No, I am, am but modestly, modestly picking it's a different version of whoever's in the water park. Sure you know, because, like I remember, when I wore the first tankini, I wore uh, I was at lego land.
Speaker 2:What, wait, wait wait, yeah, I came into lego land in a uh bikini and you switch oh okay, I was like you switched. Oh okay, I was like you switched Because they have like a water park. Do they really that where? Wait, which Legoland? I think there's only one Legoland.
Speaker 1:There's a Legoland at the Mall of America.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, you're from that part of the world. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're representing the Midwest.
Speaker 2:We are. We are, indeed we're representing the Mall of America. It's where I live.
Speaker 1:Nice Mini Soda, also known as tiny water.
Speaker 2:No, I think it's water. Mini Haha is laughing water. I think Minneapolis or Minnesota, I don't know what soda means. Yeah, there wouldn't be any soda. There's no, yeah.
Speaker 3:Did I say mini soda means little soda.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think you did. No, I said little water, little water, little soda, oh I think you did.
Speaker 1:No, I said little water. Little water, mini soda like back in the day they used to have the four ounce or yeah four ounce cans and stuff, I guess they still have those. They've got the little tiny the like eight ounce skinny though now the little bullets they used to be short and squat oh, those were fun, those were so it was like a half of a can, a half a can.
Speaker 2:I loved those when I was 10 as much. Yeah, I can have. It was a little treat. Yeah, it's a little treat. It was was a little treat. Yeah, it was a little treat. It was such a little treat.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get bad today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly I'm going to get bad today, but yeah, so I got on the slide at Legoland.
Speaker 2:In your tankini.
Speaker 1:No, this was a bikini.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I can't keep up. This was the bikini.
Speaker 1:I got in the bikini. I go down the slides with my kids. And I didn't realize. I bottomed out at the bottom.
Speaker 2:Wait. What does that mean when you?
Speaker 1:slide down. It was not that much water, so I'm like skidding on my booty. I'm like a rock, like someone skipped a rock. I'm hitting the bottom. I'm like boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2:Did you get like plastic burn on your butt?
Speaker 1:No, not that part. I hit the bottom of the pool. It was okay because you know I got enough cushion you got some stuff I would have died. That would have killed me and then I get up and there's so much water inside my body now you gotta clench your butt that's what you do.
Speaker 2:I read that in a book one time. They were like if you ever have to jump off a really high cliff, make sure you hold your butt cheeks together. Yes, oh, and you also have a joke about it. But I also remember this worst case scenario handbook right yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's where I learned it and I was like I was in that kind of danger at a children's water park.
Speaker 2:I didn't either, but I was like I don't know what adulthood holds for me. Maybe there'll be a lot of high, I'll be a lot of chases and I'm gonna have to jump that's what I thought my adulthood was gonna be based on the children's adventure adventure a lot of adventure. There's not enough adventure in adult life. Everything's too boring. There's some adventure oh yeah there is.
Speaker 1:I guess it depends. What's your adventure? My adventure there is, I guess it depends. I'm seeking what's your adventure? My adventure is just getting up in the day.
Speaker 2:I never know what's gonna happen. See, that's the right perspective. That is the right perspective to have.
Speaker 1:You never know, like as a parent, especially as a single parent you don't know what you're gonna wake up to.
Speaker 2:So true you might wake up to Mama. I Frode Up.
Speaker 1:Mama, I've grown up Classic. Yeah, there's that, or puked on, or just somebody's wet for no reason.
Speaker 2:Mystery, mystery, moisture. There's wet on the floor. No one knows why.
Speaker 1:Sometimes it's nothing. Sometimes they are quiet, but usually you have to wake up for another really exciting activity, like whatever they're into. I got a call. My son is staying with his grandma. I got a call in the middle of the night at 1.30 am. Mom, I can't sleep. The neighbors are arguing and I can hear every word.
Speaker 2:Ooh, any hot gossip.
Speaker 1:I said that I was like, is there any cussing? Yeah?
Speaker 2:what's happening? What did they?
Speaker 1:say exactly, and he was like I don't know, but I heard it all listen harder.
Speaker 2:I know I was like you have a story now to lull you to sleep. That sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1:You have an iphone. Can you voice record? Yeah, come on, send it he was scared, he was scared and it is.
Speaker 2:That is scary depending on the level of the fight, right, if it's too intense, if it's like a scary fight, that's not fun when you're little yeah, and so I asked his sister.
Speaker 1:I said, can he sleep in your room? And she said yeah, and then he told me the next day, as soon as we hung up the phone, she said how about?
Speaker 2:no, oh, that is ice cold and, honestly, a really, really great strategy, because it worked she said but actually no oh my god, sick.
Speaker 1:It was sick, so like I don't know, I just uh back to the bikinis um, yeah, bring it back I just I feel like I would like to be in my bikini right now, but I don't like to have my bare bottom right on a chair.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially a metal chair in the heat. A metal chair in the heat is not a good situation. No, it's not.
Speaker 1:And then the other thing I wanted to talk to you about is this when do you stand? What generation are you a part of?
Speaker 2:Ev I was born in 1991, so I'm a millennial.
Speaker 1:Okay, so woo. Woo-woo so where are you at on this sock debate? Ankle, sock crew, sock debate, oh my.
Speaker 2:God guys, okay, ankle, sock crew, sock debate. I'm so glad you brought this up. This is so important to me and I'm not exaggerating, it's important to me too. It's very important so a debate.
Speaker 2:When I was little, I wanted more than anything in the world because I was a little closeted trans child. I was like I just want to be cool, I want to be accepted. So I like internalized specifically ankle socks so deeply that I still wear them to this day. I don't think that one is like better than the other. I just I've got some, some higher ones. I've been, you know, taking risks, yeah, in the sock department. Yes, but I did truly, I internalized that so hard as like a cool thing when I was in like fourth grade.
Speaker 1:So I definitely still ride for the ankle sock uh see, that's the thing for me, in my opinion, is this I did feel shocked when I, when it was first when you first saw them. No, when I said people were like oh people, old people wear ankle socks, is what was said yeah, old people wear ankle socks, and I was offended a little bit, but then I looked in my drawer.
Speaker 2:Full of ankle socks.
Speaker 1:The back story on the ankle socks is not being captured in mainstream media.
Speaker 2:Okay, this is true.
Speaker 1:So mainstream media doesn't know what happened before ankle.
Speaker 2:What did happen? Because I don't know if I was on. I wasn't online yet the prelude to the ankle sock. Yeah.
Speaker 1:There was no other sock.
Speaker 2:There was just.
Speaker 1:The short one or a tube sock. There were two types Everybody in the family wears the same damn socks.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the short ones that had like a thick band that hugged your ankle, kept your ankle, kept your little foot bone warm in my day.
Speaker 1:Those were like ankle socks yeah and then that's all you had. And then you had a tube, which is what people used to do. Now there's so many tube socks classic one family, one bag of socks and that's how we operated too.
Speaker 2:We had a sock bin, and I've actually instituted this at my house now. We just have a big ass bin full of socks let's not you know that's not yeah colonialist mind come on let's all share socks what let's. Hey, let's take it a step further. Neighborhood sock bin okay, not too far neighborhood too far, too far.
Speaker 1:Come on, let's build community.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't want to got a thick toenail and don't want to talk about and it's like a weird color and you're like spray something on that my daughter's boyfriend came over my daughter knows how I feel about that thick toenail.
Speaker 1:He was wearing flip-flops and I was meeting him and I looked at him. I was like hi, hi, hi, and I saw the toe. It was so thick did you address it? No, and then I saw her and she saw me see the toe oh, oh, no and she looked at me and she was like no.
Speaker 2:You guys didn't have a contingency plan for when this would come up.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No flip-flops in the house. She knows how I feel about the thick toe yeah, and she goes mom later on.
Speaker 1:mom, it's not a fungus, it's because he dropped a weight on it.
Speaker 2:It's never been the same. I was like, no, I don't think so. No, that's fungus, baby.
Speaker 1:Why is it like a beautiful shade of green? I was like why does it change color?
Speaker 2:Why does it change color in the light? Why do I want to paint my bedroom that color?
Speaker 1:Why has it got so many ridges?
Speaker 2:Come on, yeah, the ridges, both horizontal and vertical, looks like baleen, Like a whale's tooth.
Speaker 3:Basically it does look like a whale's tooth.
Speaker 2:Have you seen a whale's tooth? I have, because I'm fascinated by the way that whales eat krill and I want to do that Same. Wow, this is our connection, our divine connection. It's through whales.
Speaker 1:It's the whale teeth. For me, the whale teeth are so, because they're not really teeth.
Speaker 2:They're freaky, they're just filtery.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're really teeth. They're freaky, they're just filtery. Oh my God, I'm thinking about a lot of scary things right now. And at the Seattle Aquarium, shout out to the Seattle.
Speaker 2:Aquarium. I do love the Seattle Aquarium. They have one there.
Speaker 1:I missed that. Look at it real close and touch it.
Speaker 2:I feel upset because I was just at the Seattle Aquarium and I fully missed that, and I love whales.
Speaker 1:You didn't see the whale exhibit. No, no, I thought I did very at the very end there's a very jaw of a shark. What the hell did I miss it? I don't know we did because, but it's gonna be. They're expanding the aquariums good they might have a few more.
Speaker 2:Uh whale teeth I need to see.
Speaker 1:I need more whale teeth yes, so yeah, I was thinking um back to back to the bikini, um it all hinges on the bikini tankini debate.
Speaker 2:That's what it all comes back to.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like uh, you know, it's kind of oppressive, the amount of bathing suit options. Yeah, what am I going to do? Tankini bikini.
Speaker 2:One piece Shorts, shorts, board shorts. Be a cool, chill surfer girl. They have pants, swim pants. That's what I need because I'm so I get sunburned so easily for people who sunburned. Or modesty, yeah, or modesty which you know I am, you are quite modest modest, modest fellow quite modest. Yes, so I'm never exposed my elbows. Yeah, this is a big day for me. You almost wore a mock turtleneck today a linen mock turtleneck.
Speaker 2:Who asked for the mock? I love the mock. I don't know what you're talking about. I love a mock show of hands. Who likes a mock turtleneck? Yeah, see what. You were on my side moments earlier and now you're my mortal enemy, remember it wasn't bikini, we were talking about the sock, so before, so the tube sock right the the ankle sock is the mock of the sock.
Speaker 2:The the middle one, the the not full ankle. That's the mock. No see, this is where we diverge. This is where we diverge. This is where we split. This is where we yeah, this is where we do not. We never speak to each other again. To each other again. This is the end.
Speaker 1:Well, it's been fun so what happened was they were not available. No show socks were not available, and thus available. No show socks were not available, and thus that's fascinating. At that time, a lot of people wanted to wear a running sneaker like an air max or an air pegasus of that nature, and they don't want it to be distracted by a white sock.
Speaker 2:Wow, so that that's the true origin? I know, but you think so, then they started.
Speaker 1:they barely started making uh, uh, no socks. That's what I mean by ankle socks. I think that's what people mean by old people wear ankle socks. It's more like almost like a no-show, yeah.
Speaker 2:The ones with the scoop neck, if you will, the scoop neck socks that just go the boat, neck the boat neck socks that go all the way down to your big toe so that you can wear loafers.
Speaker 1:No, not that one, I'm talking about the one that comes up to the ankle, but it goes under the ankle.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, so those are ankle socks. Those are no-show socks. They were like the internet of socks.
Speaker 1:Everybody had to get on those because you could highlight your legs. It makes your legs look longer.
Speaker 2:That was another thing. People said oh my God, what, what? Two inches, an inch.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know how many inches am I hiding behind these socks, probably like three I'd have to see a before and after, before, after. Before, after I'm showing my socks right now too.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's actually hard for me to wear these socks right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1:I feel a certain level of discomfort when I feel the sock coming up. It's weird. Before the no-show sock came to be, people used to have to fold their sock under their shoe. Everybody did that. I think that I did that in an attempt to achieve the no-show.
Speaker 2:sock People in the audience have said yes. Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:So that's where it came and that's why I think that's what led to the passion behind the ankle socks.
Speaker 2:And now people hate them. But I'm like I think there's still a place for ankle socks in this crazy world.
Speaker 1:I like it because it does make the legs look good.
Speaker 2:I think it looks nice. Sometimes I want people to see the base of my foot. You don't know what I'm doing down there. You don't know Been working on it. It is the clavicle the. You don't know Been working on it. It is the clavicle the ankle bone is the clavicle of the foot. As I said, I'm very modest, so this is all I'm working with.
Speaker 1:It's just like oh, my word.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is quite racy for me, right.
Speaker 1:Well, I would say, yeah, there's that. But I also was high sock also, which is I was 18 when I got this leg tattoo and I got it at the height because it was right above my doc martens oh nice.
Speaker 2:So how high were those ones? How much like, how like, all the way up the calf I don't know.
Speaker 1:You could see my tattoo.
Speaker 2:The tattoo is on my oh yeah, okay, yeah, that's like standard. I feel like, yeah, these are like standard tube socks.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's what I need, that's what I want to bring it back is every stop with this consumerism. Every family is issued a bag of tube socks.
Speaker 2:Yes, everybody gets. Yes, I agree completely. I've always said that socks should be government issued and I'm not making that up. I think everybody should just get like socks every month.
Speaker 1:I think it's fucked up that we have to pay for them, but like nice socks.
Speaker 2:Good socks. Yes, government will spend their money wisely in this case, because we need a padded, we need a thin, we need, yeah, something for every season, something for different occasions, a birthday sock.
Speaker 1:But then, if every family wears the same socks, there will never be any problems.
Speaker 2:Wait, why no cross-contamination of the foot fungus?
Speaker 1:No, because you'll realize how much think about how much more how inefficient it is to match socks.
Speaker 2:Ugh I.
Speaker 1:You can just grab any sock and put it on any brother. But then they feel different.
Speaker 2:They feel different on each foot. That doesn't bother you.
Speaker 1:It does, but I don't care, you work through it because you care about the planet. No, I don't care. Yes, I care about the planet.
Speaker 2:Almost got you there. I care I care about the planet. I do care. Yes.
Speaker 1:But I just feel that it takes a lot of time to match socks.
Speaker 2:It does, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 1:There's so much in my life that has to do with getting socks from here to there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a whole job. Let's just all wear the same socks. Yeah, oh, so your idea for socks is that they should be government issued, so that every sock is the same. That's your idea. Is that what you?
Speaker 1:mean, every sock is the same. I see. See, I love that idea, I think that's great and we can do that with socks. We can't do that with people.
Speaker 2:We can.
Speaker 1:No, well, you know, we can always know which one person in the family is always harder on their socks than others, right?
Speaker 2:That's true.
Speaker 1:There's always one person in the family that goes threadbare Oof.
Speaker 2:That's me.
Speaker 1:You do.
Speaker 2:Well, you know why? It's because I'm like, why am I buying socks? And I get mad that I have to buy socks, see.
Speaker 1:And I put it off until there's a pair of socks you know how much socks?
Speaker 2:They're expensive $25?. And they're behind glass. Now Target is like I'm going to just lock away these necessities. I was like Jesus, that's dark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so this is why we got to take it to the government. Yeah, because we are being, we're like Target is not.
Speaker 2:They're not giving listen up.
Speaker 1:That's how I feel about organic food, though you know how it says. Everywhere they say organic is best. Organic is where you're at. If you eat conventional, you might as well be eating dirt. Yeah, they don't really pump up conventional.
Speaker 2:They don't.
Speaker 1:All organic, but if you can't afford organic and you walk into a store and it's like and you want a waxy red pepper. That should be your prerogative I buy the waxy red peppers well, no, I'm talking about like some, you know, like some some some strawberries, sure, like even I went to the store. The strawberries were like they're a store not far from here. Strawberries were 16 what?
Speaker 2:yes, that's like arowan. Those are arowan numbers what's arowan? It's that freaky grocery store in LA where everything's like $40 minimum. You walk in and you're like I will have a salad. Well then, I'm eating everything.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to go in and just start eating, just eat it live, eat it live.
Speaker 2:You're like I'm testing this. I'm not testing, just pretend you're the inspector.
Speaker 1:It's like this banana or an orange or something like that. I've seen somebody come out with a watermelon.
Speaker 2:Oh, they're like I thought this was part of it. I thought this was part of it. I'm going to try a kombucha and I'm like there's fruit in here.
Speaker 1:I'm a child with a dragon fruit.
Speaker 2:I was like jesus how you gonna eat that yeah, crack it open. I don't think that's for the family. No, um, yeah, so then I don't know, I just feel like that about organic, but now we can just go back to the socks.
Speaker 1:Back to the socks, but you know what I'm saying, though, about the organic I mean, yeah, people should be able to buy whatever they want.
Speaker 2:You know, like if they, because I, I don't. I personally don't buy organic because it's expensive, but I know it's better but do we know? Well, that's the thing is sometimes so. I worked at this restaurant and we were certified organic by the USDA, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you have to provide a certain amount of organic food. It just means that you have to properly separate the organic from the conventional food and make sure there's no opportunity for cross-contamination.
Speaker 1:So, even though we were like super organic Conventional food taints the organic food.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the idea, because there's like pesticides and stuff in it. So people would be like, oh, certified organic and like we did have a lot of organic stuff. It was like I think 90% of our food was organic, but that certification like wasn't actually like giving you, like saying you're getting all organic food. It's just like we practice like separation and make sure that stuff is not going to contaminate each other, so that's good to know, yeah because some you can.
Speaker 1:You can't say oh, you could say you're organic.
Speaker 2:You can't say you're certified yeah, exactly, you got to get certified by the usda so where do we stand now on this socks?
Speaker 1:are you still doing ankle?
Speaker 2:I have ankle, for you know, when it's laundry day, baby, sometimes I gotta throw an ankle on if I'm going to the gym. I don don't know, but I've been taking risks. I have. I've been buying other socks and celebrating that what height? Like probably about what you got going on right now.
Speaker 1:Maybe a little bit above the ankle. A little bit above the ankle.
Speaker 2:Just a little, just a taste. You know, I don't want to dive in, just dip my toe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so. I just do these. I like knee-high socks, I kind of like that cholo vibe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pull them all up All the way, all the way, baby, if you have the stripes on them, it reminds me of the compression socks.
Speaker 1:Yeah they can be. I think mine are compression socks.
Speaker 2:Double up.
Speaker 1:I'm in the compression sock era of my life. What?
Speaker 2:does it help?
Speaker 1:Because it helps with your like.
Speaker 2:So do you get like tingly and you're like legs and stuff, like because for circulation and stuff, right, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:My mom has just been having me wear compression socks since I was little, oh smart. She tried to get me to wear. She tried it when I was a cheerleader in high school. She tried to get me where those nude, tight compression tights that are not.
Speaker 2:What are those? What are you compressing?
Speaker 1:just the whole leg because I always had this little varicose vein ever since I was a kid. She's like you're going to get so many varicose veins stomping around like that.
Speaker 2:Is that what it's from stomping?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because we're like stomping hard.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:And it moves your blood too quickly through the tubes in your leg and then it becomes. I need the medicated tights.
Speaker 1:Yes, that is what happens the hospital issued medicated the medical tights while I'm every girl's dream yes, cheerleading in medical, medical tights?
Speaker 2:hey, but how many? Varicose veins do you have now? I don't there it is, baby. That's the power of the medical grade tights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you gotta bust out the tights again every time I say that, though, watch me get off this chair and my whole leg just that's how I, anytime I say like I don't have some, it's like very shortly after yeah, you gotta knock on wood.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's so fascinating because I always thought that was like playing reverse psychology with god. That's how I always interpreted it. I was like, if I say this thing is gonna happen, or if I'm really worried something's gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. I've convinced myself that that's true. That's a trick that you guys can try. It doesn't always work, but hey it's something to do with something to do with your brain. Yeah, you know, you gotta play games with. You.
Speaker 1:Gotta play games with your brain the lizard brain wants what it wants yeah and it wants you to survive at all costs I think that's what we've learned.
Speaker 2:It's true.
Speaker 1:You know about the lizard brain.
Speaker 2:Isn't that just like the idea that you like the just the purely biological part of your brain that's like eat, sleep, survive, survive, yeah, replicate, yeah, okay, and do it and do it, but that's like why we get scared kind of like, sometimes too. Is that like the id versus the? No clue about that, no clue.
Speaker 1:I don't even know id and ego. I know ego.
Speaker 2:Ego is the bad guy.
Speaker 1:The bad guy. I think so. I thought it was every guy.
Speaker 2:Every guy. Well, yeah, that can be argued as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know ego, but I don't know about id.
Speaker 2:The lizard brain is interesting. Oh, I had a point about it and now't. No, I can't remember.
Speaker 1:I can't remember either, but do you want to talk about Pretty Woman?
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's do it. That's what we're here to talk about.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about Pretty Woman. How many of y'all have seen Pretty Woman Make some noise? It looks like most people. You haven't seen it yet Recently. Anybody seen it recently? Woo?
Speaker 2:Me, me. We saw it recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we saw it recently. I watched it For me. I was alive when it came out.
Speaker 2:I was not. New release it was 90, so I was but a twinkle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're just a twinkle Twinkle somewhere.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to say where Sorry Got to keep it family friendly.
Speaker 1:This is you. Now I'm going to sit here, I'm going to say where my hands are tied. Tonight. My hands are tied, yep, sorry. I remember when it came out and I was into it, yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, it was like a cultural moment, right. I feel like it was such a big deal when it came out right.
Speaker 1:It was just a real mainstream movie.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like Was it Julia Roberts' first kind of big hit?
Speaker 1:Maybe, yeah, okay, she was in this movie called Mystic Pizza.
Speaker 2:Okay, yes, I haven't seen Mystic Pizza, but when I was little I remember it would always pop up on TV Guide and it would always be on and I didn't know Mystic is the name of the town, but when I was little I thought it was about magical pizza and I was like, why is this rated R.
Speaker 1:You should make some fan fiction about.
Speaker 2:Mystic Pizza Witchy Pizza being a witchy pizza. Witchy pizza, cool, I should but yeah.
Speaker 1:So when it came out I was really into it. My friend got it on VHS so I watched it all the time and so that's why I know all the songs by heart. I know all the songs in the movie.
Speaker 2:But the soundtrack is so good it is very good, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm not joking, like every, every song every track I hit.
Speaker 2:My favorite being what Wild women do, but I don't regret it.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I went Michael McDonald, but that's alright.
Speaker 1:It's like wild.
Speaker 3:I'll go like this Wild women do, and they don't regret it. Wild women show what they're going through.
Speaker 2:Wow, yeah, it's a great soundtrack. And then Roxette I don't know it well enough what they're going through. Wow, yeah, yeah, it's a great soundtrack.
Speaker 1:And then Roxette.
Speaker 2:Roxette. What is that one called again?
Speaker 3:Lay a whisper on my pillow, a something of silence in the bedroom All around. Touch me now. I close my eyes. I dream away.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 3:It must have been love, but it's over now, see.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's all coming back to me.
Speaker 1:But, I lost it somehow. See man, it was. It was.
Speaker 2:It's a good soundtrack. It's good. I need to listen to it more.
Speaker 1:For those who don't know, but everybody knows, we'll just review it again. It's a story of Hooker with a Heart of Gold.
Speaker 2:This is like that's the origin of that. Is this the origin of that kind of trope? It's not, it's so old. Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 1:There's one really old black and white movie with an Asian woman. Now I forgot what the heck it was called, but it's the same. No, it's older than that from the 60s.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Or 50s, black and white, I think. I can't remember what the one is. I did a review of that one too, but it's gone back a long, long time.
Speaker 2:Cool From the beginning of writing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The Heart of Gold, you know, and so she is on the street at the beginning.
Speaker 2:Newly on the street. I believe, right Freshly on the street.
Speaker 1:Freshly in Hollywood.
Speaker 2:In Hollywood, in Hollywood, I don't know what street.
Speaker 1:What street did they?
Speaker 2:I don't know Hollywood.
Speaker 1:Boulevard. Yeah, oh, sure, they were on Hollywood.
Speaker 3:Boulevard.
Speaker 2:The very same um with kit, obviously with kit and she like walks in and she's like we need that money to pay our rent yeah, and she's like we had to have a party.
Speaker 1:What kind of party did they have with the rent money?
Speaker 2:yeah, a big party, a huge party. Yeah, no, it didn't look that huge.
Speaker 1:No, it was smaller for people she was hosting she was like carlos was no, carlos has always been hosting. I spent the rent money. I spent the rent money.
Speaker 2:I spent the rent money.
Speaker 1:That we keep in the toilet.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Why did they keep the rent?
Speaker 2:money in the toilet. Why the toilet? Maybe they didn't want it to get stolen Break-ins.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, I don't know. So basically she gets her first customer, is it? I thought she'd been doing it. Oh, maybe it's not her first, but she got her biggest customer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, her Richard Gereist customer.
Speaker 1:Because of the Lotus, the car is called a Lotus.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she's like a car head. Yeah, that's the other cool thing. She's a cool girl.
Speaker 1:I've never seen one of those in real life, but I just saw one. I just saw one In real life and I only know it from the movie and I got excited. Now, I don't even know if it's a fancy car anymore.
Speaker 2:I think it is. Lotuses are nice. Yeah, I think so. I think they're nice.
Speaker 1:I saw a parent at the kid's school come up in a Lotus. The kid was in the back. I don't know that's where I saw the second Lotus I've ever seen. You reading off Julia Roberts' lines yeah, she's like it's meant for women. Yeah, Because our feet are so close together. That's what she says. Do you guys remember that?
Speaker 2:Smooth.
Speaker 1:They had some pretty iconic lines. But yeah, so she hops in the car, anyway, so she goes out with Richard Gere. They fall in love.
Speaker 2:And then Also this movie, richard Gere. I really didn't give him enough credit for how hot he was. Still is he's a hot.
Speaker 1:That is a beautiful man you know I'm not biased because I am Tibetan, but Richard Gere loves the Tibetans does he? And the Tibetans good for him.
Speaker 2:I knew he was a good man he was, he is he's just the best. I was like, wow. I was like this movie is really just about the two of them being hot. I feel like somebody was like how can we get these two on a poster together, with her leaning on him playfully?
Speaker 1:Yes, because he was already in so many movies. I think he was an officer and a gentleman.
Speaker 2:Oh, I've never seen that. That's why you quoted that, Because he's an officer and a gentleman. He's both baby.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you gotta get one or the other.
Speaker 2:ACAB, except for Richard Gere, for Richard Gere exactly yeah, so he was hot.
Speaker 3:He was on his hot spot.
Speaker 2:He's really hot.
Speaker 1:And this is what I did want to discuss with you the hamster Richard Gere and the hamster oh my God, I forgot about this. Who did that smear campaign, and was it only for elementary and middle school kids? Yes, it was for purveyors of E-bombs World.
Speaker 2:That was exactly the clientele which, if you're not familiar with E-Bombs World, it was like a flash video site from the early aughts. Really yeah, you didn't watch E-Bombs World.
Speaker 1:No, man, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, it was a chaotic time a chaotic place.
Speaker 1:It was online.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was like an online collection of like funny videos and games and blah, blah blah. And there was like funny news and it was like Richard Gere put a hamster up his butt or something, and I remember the child being like that.
Speaker 1:I have so many questions about the mechanics of it.
Speaker 2:Oh, did you guys not?
Speaker 1:know that. Yes, it's just like. Why, though?
Speaker 2:Well, for sexual pleasure, of course no.
Speaker 1:I wasn't assuming it was for carrying on luggage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like a drug mule situation. He has the hamster swallow his drugs and then he puts the hamster in his ass. It's like a turducken of Sorry. This is supposed to be family friendly. I'm really sorry for any children.
Speaker 1:They don't know what turducken means. Yeah, children don't.
Speaker 2:I'm like they don't know what turducken means. Yeah, children don't. Well, I'm like don't look up turducken Meanwhile. It's like a delightful meal that anybody could.
Speaker 1:Human turducken.
Speaker 2:Don't look up human turducken. No, no, no, that's the sequel to Human Centipede Gross.
Speaker 1:Never seen that movie or Pretty Woman.
Speaker 2:Or.
Speaker 3:Pretty Woman yeah.
Speaker 2:Was it considered that that was a lie? Because I always thought that was kind of like an agreed like everybody was like yes.
Speaker 1:So is it a lie Everybody? I don't know, because it came out way before that, when I was growing up.
Speaker 2:Can I fact check? Sorry to go on my phone. Everybody we need to stay present. Is he going?
Speaker 1:to go on 60 Minutes or whatever, and be like I just want to confirm yes, I'm a Buddhist and the ham true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 1:It was a gerbil. Oh, my bad Gerbil.
Speaker 2:Sorry, that is important. Yes, what's the difference? I did look that up recently. Gerbils and hamsters are different.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:I don't remember.
Speaker 1:Species.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the tail.
Speaker 3:One of them has a longer tail right See and so, hopefully, he used the one with the tail.
Speaker 2:Very smart, it was a gerbil, yeah.
Speaker 1:So if anybody says hamster, you know they got the bad information richard gear bull, more like it boom boom baby, I got him. Got him 20 years, later 40 years later he's like oh, I thought you guys were over that I read him fan mail.
Speaker 2:Okay, um, okay. When I google richard gear gerbil, what comes up is it revives that old rumor. Where did the Richard Gere Gerbel rumor come up? Hollywood myths, richard Gere versus Gerbel how that Gerbel story.
Speaker 1:It was a fight. The gerbel's like let me in, he's like no. She's like let me in, he's like no.
Speaker 2:Something happened. Yeah, it was a battle, a battle of wits. We don't know so, based on just an initial Google search, I cannot confirm or deny this story, but we'll look into it later.
Speaker 1:The reason why I'm saying that is the biggest scandal he ever had.
Speaker 2:Was this.
Speaker 1:No, was that he was pro-Tibet?
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
Speaker 1:And then the gerbil thing, and then the gerbil oh free Tibet, oh my God, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:What about someone who puts a gerbil inside of them? Dude gerbil. Okay, the gerbil gerbil gate was a psyop, obviously because, the American government was pissed that he was pro-Tibet.
Speaker 1:Yes, so the.
Speaker 2:CIA planted this story. That is exactly what happened. The CIA definitely planted this story.
Speaker 1:They planted this story, just like they say that he planted the gerbil in his house, I mean it's just like who was there to tell the tale, Like who's his bestie, God.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:Dalai Lama is like sending a text to people has loose lips, Dalai Lama's like.
Speaker 2:I'm incredibly wise, but I also have to tell you this gossip.
Speaker 1:I'm petty and I like to gossip.
Speaker 2:I. But I also have to tell you this gossip. I'm petty and I like to gossip. I'm petty, yeah, incredibly wise and also.
Speaker 1:I know this could threaten our mere existence. But guess what? I got the tea on Richard Gere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Dolly Olam is like I'm not perfect, all right.
Speaker 1:No one's perfect hey nobody's perfect.
Speaker 2:I'll lean into my flaws by gossiping about Richard Gere's butt gerbil. Something about Richard Gere's butt gerbil.
Speaker 1:Life is suffering, right yeah.
Speaker 2:That gerbil knows that.
Speaker 1:That's what I didn't understand. It's like all of a sudden it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2:Nowhere. That's why I say CIA, cia. If you look back at most things, you're like it was the CIA, it was the CIA and you know what, now that they're uncovering so many documents, it truly was. It was always the cia, the pettiness of some of the stuff that has been released in those documents like oh, about what specifically?
Speaker 1:well, you know, they released the, uh, the documents on martin, luther, king malcolm x oh shit yeah it was. They're very detailed yeah and they were really into smear campaigns.
Speaker 2:Well, didn't the american government pay money to coretta scott king because they were like my bad yeah. I thought they like did something. There was like some level of of blame or like some level of responsibility that was taken.
Speaker 1:I can't confirm or deny that because I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know either. I feel like I Googled it recently cause I was like yeah, cause I thought yeah, anyway there's a lot of stuff to fact check later.
Speaker 1:Was it a big check? No, that's the thing it was incredibly unjust.
Speaker 2:No, it was not a novelty check. That would be so fucked up.
Speaker 1:There was no novelty check Was it signed CIA?
Speaker 2:It should have been. I hope they have giant checks. That's what they do. I hope they have giant checks.
Speaker 1:What if it's a duplicate? There's a duplicate floating around the office.
Speaker 2:So they're just signing bounce checks to people.
Speaker 1:I hope she could cash that thing.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. I'll look it up later. There's much to fact check. Yeah, we have to revisit this, we're going to have to revisit it.
Speaker 1:A future episode of Dig Moms.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's true.
Speaker 1:Where are we at now?
Speaker 2:Is at now is richard gear. He's falling in love with this cool girl who knows cars. He's tickled by her. He's tickled by her in the way that, like any man in a movie, is by, like the manic pixie dream girl, he's like she knows about cars yeah, you know, I feel like he didn't do that, but it was basically.
Speaker 2:He was more subtle, he was cooler yeah, I don't think she's a manic pixie dream girl, but she's very much. He's very much like oh, you're not like other hookers, you know what I mean, or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right. It's pretty much like that You're not like other women, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in general, because he's just like running through.
Speaker 1:So basically they give us this backstory, at least by innuendo that he's had a lot of relationships.
Speaker 3:Yes, and they all end badly. Yes, that's right, because he's like my ex-wife is in my ex-house with my ex-dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah. And my current girlfriend is moving out of my apartment right now and on the phone call he was like his wife or his girlfriend was like I can't be at your beck and call, and then he says that again later to Julia Roberts. He's like I need you to be at my beck and call and she's like I just want to be your beck and call. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:So I'm like, oh, blah, blah, blah, I want to be your beck and call girl. Yes, your beck and call girl.
Speaker 2:Exactly, and to me I'm like this guy. I mean he kind of sucks right, Because he's you. You dress in a way that I don't like or find attractive, so you have to go shop for all these fancy clothes. And also, you're better than this shaming her occupation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're better than this blah blah, and then he thought she was doing drugs. What drugs was she doing in there, was he thinking, oh yeah, she like had a, yeah, she was flossing what was.
Speaker 2:I don't even remember that scene started ozempic early, early ozempic mention oh, did you say ozempic?
Speaker 1:oh, no, I think it was. It was tooth floss it was floss but he thought it might be he thought it was drugs.
Speaker 2:She was using drugs you don't know none about drugs.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, he's, he's sober fully, he's straight edge baby only thing so I've noticed this with a lot of older movies, even current movies the only thing that the, the main heart throb, or whatever, the main character man, the main man, the main man always has like all he is is nice he's just a nice guy.
Speaker 2:They're just nice he's just a nice guy with a ton of money, that's it, just a nice guy with a ton of money who's gonna tell you even?
Speaker 1:that nice, because a whole time he's like stop fidgeting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, he's always trying to correct her and like have her be in a way that like is acceptable for his environments, which I don't love because, like, really fast forward, the outfit is chill yeah, the outfit is.
Speaker 1:It's so cool and sexy and fun and everybody in the everybody on rodeo drive was like freaking out.
Speaker 2:It was too much. They've never seen a hip bone before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're like clavicle wear.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so she went out. I just think that like the funny thing that I think that was even for that time, I remember it is when she goes he says how much for all night.
Speaker 3:Because she was nervous. She's like a hundred right.
Speaker 1:No 300?.
Speaker 2:She goes you can afford me.
Speaker 1:And he goes. What did he say? Surprise me.
Speaker 2:She could have said like $15,000.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she goes, surprise me, she goes $300.
Speaker 2:Come on 1990.
Speaker 1:That wasn't even that much money then.
Speaker 3:I was like 300?
Speaker 1:Come on, you couldn't afford it. What kind of businessman did she think he was in the penthouse?
Speaker 2:what did he end up? Paying her 300? He didn't give her extra 3 000. He gave her 3 000 for the week for the week, but she said all night, yeah, okay no, because she remember she goes, she goes.
Speaker 1:I would have done it for two and he said I would have, I would have paid. I would have done it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have done it for two. And he said I would have paid. I would have done it. Yeah, I would have done it for four. I would have paid four.
Speaker 1:Four Wow, $4,000,. I hope, oh my heart, $4 million. No just $4,000? I would have paid four.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Really Wow, wow.
Speaker 2:You have buildings and stuff. Yeah, he's like he's all in his head about how he doesn't make anything. So then he's like I'm not going to actually make this deal, me and this old guy are going to go into business together and make ships. I was like what the fuck kind of business? Sorry, what the frick kind of business. What? Kind of business? Are we running here All?
Speaker 1:of a sudden, we're doing ships now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like I didn't know you could pivot in the same meeting. Now you're just you're a ship maker. You're a ship manufacturer, yeah it was fast, it was so fast. I was like you got to think about this before you completely switch your career. Yes, you don't know. You got to like work up in ships. I feel like you need to know, learn a little bit about ships he's rich, he could do whatever he wants.
Speaker 1:He can, yeah, he can just buy the knowledge yeah, he could buy the knowledge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or the workers, or the workers buy it all company see, I guess in the end of the day he's not making chips, he's still just selling companies, selling companies and taking apart, wow.
Speaker 1:But I think that the shopping scene is probably the most iconic scene.
Speaker 2:Yeah, memorable scene, of course, or when she's singing in the in the bathtub.
Speaker 1:But let's, let's talk about the shopping scene first singing in the bathtub yeah, that always felt really iconic to me.
Speaker 2:No, when she's got her headphones on and she's singing prince, yeah, oh, kiss, yeah. No, I didn't like it. No, when she's got her headphones on and she's singing Prince.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kiss, oh Kiss yeah, no, I didn't like it because it sounds like she drank milk and just started singing.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know how sometimes she had like a thick throat or whatever.
Speaker 1:You know how sometimes people have a bubble in their throat and they keep talking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like take a break, and I love when that happens, frankly. I think, it's funny and I try to maintain the timbre of my voice. And it's hard. I try to keep the bubble. It's really tough. It's a difficult task.
Speaker 1:But you have to drink milk before.
Speaker 2:No, I've achieved it with other liquids.
Speaker 1:Well, I'll just say like for me if someone else does it, it's kind of distracting and I don't like it, Especially when you're singing yeah that's fair, but when?
Speaker 2:I do it. It's funny, See, you get it. You want to maintain it.
Speaker 1:Well, you know how people keep going, like my dad would always keep talking even though he's burping and stuff. Yeah, I hate that. Do you need to take a?
Speaker 2:minute dad Reminds me of talking to like frat dudes at a party in college.
Speaker 1:What are you doing? Yeah, my dad will be like Did you just puke in your mouth?
Speaker 2:man, it's scary. Give him a mic next time. Do some ASMR.
Speaker 1:Well, he did Never mind.
Speaker 2:He would be okay with me talking about his. Yeah, go back in time and give him a mic.
Speaker 1:He knows, my dad had a gallbladder surgery before he died.
Speaker 2:After he died Perfect time to do it, because you don't have to put him under he's already gone.
Speaker 1:But he had a gallbladder surgery and the doctor had these pictures of the gallbladder when they took it out and all the stones that were inside. There were so many stones. So I took a picture of it and my dad goes what are you doing over there? I was like nothing, he goes did. You took a picture of it and my dad goes what are you doing?
Speaker 2:over there, I was like nothing he goes. Did you take a?
Speaker 3:picture of something I was like no. And then, at that time Of your organs, I posted it, you put it on blast.
Speaker 2:I was like look how many stones my dad got that is so intimate To show the world, to show the world wide web the insides of your father.
Speaker 1:It's perfect, just your organs and my dad was like he. When he got home out of the hospital he was like you did post that oh my god, how many days was it up.
Speaker 2:Did you take it down? No, it's in my, it's there, it's forever. Can I find it?
Speaker 1:yeah, sure, I'm so scared. Funny because he, he was like scared, but he liked it scared of being exposed but then he liked that I put it up there. I could tell he kind of laughed he liked the attention well, I used to always do that kind of stuff, like I would roast my dad all the time yeah I was like I always used to say my dad had diarrhea all the time that's the.
Speaker 2:I feel like most dads do, my dad did, I was just like I'm constantly no, I'm seriously.
Speaker 1:I'm outside of the bathroom. I'm like do you ever have a solid stool?
Speaker 2:my guy I think that's just the dad experience. Yeah, that's just being a father that's all he did.
Speaker 1:And then one time I find this like stool softener at his house and I go is this stool?
Speaker 2:softener you're like, you do not need to soften anything what are you doing?
Speaker 1:he's like oh, it's on my facebook, that's how old it is yeah, and he goes, I'm going back and he goes, he goes. Oh yeah, I need stool softener. I thought I had diarrhea all the time I thought that's what you said.
Speaker 2:Wait, so why did he have it?
Speaker 1:He was just using the bottle to put other stuff inside of it is what he said.
Speaker 2:Oh sure, hide it in the stool softener. Okay, he's really putting out the wrong vibe to the bathroom.
Speaker 1:We were traveling internationally. We were traveling in tibet, okay yeah and I was digging through his bag because I was looking for some advil, I pulled out the stool softener and I go dad, you need stool softener, you need stool hardener, the ibuprofen's inside there I was like okay, but I also I also grabbed inside there. My dad had like all like 50 condoms oh my god, so many condoms Ready to go you out here in Tibet. Huh, You're just going to pick up.
Speaker 2:You never know.
Speaker 1:What did you think you guys were going to be doing what we're doing?
Speaker 2:You never know what you might run into.
Speaker 1:Well he was going to be protected.
Speaker 2:Yeah, got to have that stool softener and the condoms on you at all times.
Speaker 3:Just living that dad life yeah that's dad life baby dad life.
Speaker 2:My favorite dad medical story is that my dad went into the doctor one time because he had back pain, like really bad back pain, and they took an x-ray. And the doctor sat him down and like pointed at the picture and was like see all this white stuff right here. Just kind of pointed to his like torso, he's like see all this white stuff, that's all gas, that's gas. My dad just had gas.
Speaker 2:It has a look, shows up on the x-ray. And my dad didn't have anything wrong with him. He literally just had gas. What do you mean? They went to the doctor. They were like there's nothing wrong with you, but you do have a lot of gas, so much so that it's showing up on the x-ray.
Speaker 1:Well, have you ever seen that when cows get like that, they make a little incision and they let it all out?
Speaker 2:That is the scariest thing in the world to me, and I hate that. I know that and I hate that. You reminded me of this. Yeah Well, isn't that like one of the reasons why climate change is happening? I'm not lying, I learned about this. Yes, I took one climate change class in college, so I'm an expert and in that class I remember being shocked by how much the methane produced from cows affects the climate.
Speaker 1:I don't know. We have to get some true facts on that. We have a lot to fact check. People have said that to me that cows cause.
Speaker 2:Climate change. Climate change, it's not the straws people, it's the cows.
Speaker 1:Probably a little bit, but is it not the cars?
Speaker 2:Oh, it's for sure, the cars.
Speaker 1:You know what it was it's not industry we're just worried about.
Speaker 2:They're not like first in the game. They're not, like you know, taking home the gold. When it comes to ruining the earth. They're down a few, you know, but I just remember being like, wow, it's happening enough and it's bad enough that it's like in the top 10 so why did that letting the gas out bother you so much?
Speaker 1:Because I think it's so scary. You were like the ozone layer.
Speaker 2:No, Cutting open an animal to let out gas that is so horrifying to me.
Speaker 1:Nothing scarier. So you're saying, though, they should keep it inside so that it doesn't go out.
Speaker 2:I don't care. Either way, I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 1:Like at all. All right, you're one of those. Yeah, don't care either way.
Speaker 2:I don't want to think about it Like at all. Alright, you're one of those, huh yeah, I'm like, do what you think is best and I will close my eyes. Yeah, I'm like don't show me. Don't show me the horrors, the horrors of the hamburger that I eat.
Speaker 1:Well, now I'm really thinking about it. That brings us back to Richard Gere, the bourgeoisie class gear the yes, yes, he sends her out.
Speaker 2:He would never watch a cow get released. He would never do it he would never.
Speaker 1:He's too rich for that.
Speaker 2:He's too rich he's too rich, he would pay someone to. I don't know what weird reality I've concocted, where somebody has to bear witness to the gas letting of the cows but here we are.
Speaker 1:The video age of everything is on social media yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So somebody's videotaping it and putting it up. I've seen it.
Speaker 1:I've seen many videos You've seen videos of it. Yeah, reels, that's what I thought you were going to.
Speaker 2:See, we have to stop talking because my phone is right here and I'm going to start getting served like ads for like Cattle.
Speaker 1:Cow gas. Yeah, cow gas yeah, there's like a new app, there's a new app, there's a new, there's medicine. You like cows letting off gas?
Speaker 2:we all your cow updates right here. I don't want to watch it. I swear this is gonna happen. I'm worried.
Speaker 3:I know it happens.
Speaker 1:People don't know about that but it does happen that thing's listening have you ever had your phone?
Speaker 2:just like go say that again yes, and I'm like I wasn't talking you, I wasn't not talking to you. No, it's creepy.
Speaker 1:Because the phone knows everything about you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Everything. It knows more about you than you know about you. You think about that. It knows what you watch, when you watch it, what time. It knows when you pause it, when you rewind it, when you play the scene again and again and again. Cia, yeah, it knows when you snore. Oh, mine definitely knows when I snore.
Speaker 2:It knows when you lie. Do you know what I have? I have a sleep app that listens to all my noises and you know what it did. Actually, this is a great question for this group because I feel like maybe some people here might have a use for this. So I have a sleep app and it records like it's supposed to listen to my movements so that it can tell me the perfect time to wake up, so that I'm not like deep in my REM sleep. It works. I don't know if it's a placebo, but it works, so I use it.
Speaker 2:It also records and it'll be like you slept talk and then you can play a thing and you can hear yourself sleep talking, right? Anyway, I got an update of the app one time. What, what did you say? It records you coughing, snoring, like everything, Nothing. I don't really sleep talk. I was Ezra or something. But I got an update on the phone and it was like look at your weekly report. And I opened it up and it made a mix, a compilation of all the times I coughed throughout the week. I was like who is this for? Am I going to email this to my doctor? To be like you gotta take a look at this. I didn't come ill, I was just like. This doesn't make any sense. Who would that be for?
Speaker 1:Nobody. It reminds me of Ferris Bueller.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was very Bueller-esque. I should have loaded it up into a little beat thing.
Speaker 1:On a MIDI, but it's really yours, it's really me that's the dream. Or my dad or your dad. Yeah, having a conversation, Take a Prilosec dude. You know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying Too much.
Speaker 1:Did you do anything for the 4th of July?
Speaker 2:No, not really Barbecued. It was a Thursday and I had to work today.
Speaker 1:So I was like this is dumb. Do we celebrate 4th of July?
Speaker 2:No, I just don't really want to, because we just said Juneteenth no, I just don't really want to. Juneteenth, like, well, let's just do that on june. Yeah, I agree, and I just like I don't know. Every year that passes I'm less enthused. I just don't want to celebrate, I'm like this is not. You never want to celebrate when I was little, I was like fireworks and stuff but, as I, as I became an adult, I was like, oh, I don't actually want to celebrate this all of pride month.
Speaker 1:You got june yeah.
Speaker 2:And then fucking Fourth comes in like a boner killer. Yeah, totally. I'm like we were just gay a second ago and now we're patriotic. That's so fucked up.
Speaker 1:That's just mean, I was driving up north and I was next to this guy. I came up from behind. He had the full Pledge of Allegiance on the back of his truck.
Speaker 2:Because you got to remember. No, it's so. Yeah, Gotta remember it.
Speaker 1:And I think it's funny that it was so drilled hard in my brain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I never forget that shit, and neither of my kids have any idea. Oh, they haven't had to do it. No, they have no idea they're like what?
Speaker 1:And I was like you don't do the allegiance pledge it of America. Not to the flag.
Speaker 2:I pledge allegiance to the flag of the. United States of America.
Speaker 1:And to the republic for which it stands.
Speaker 2:One nation under God.
Speaker 1:Indivisible, wow, we all know. Indivisible under God, very divisible, so divisible.
Speaker 2:We're really devised right now. We're, on that, devised tip. Yeah, for real, we've never been more divisible.
Speaker 1:We're devised up, yes, truly. So it's like that doesn't even Doesn't track.
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't resonate. What I did learn, though, is that yesterday is the 100th year anniversary of the Caesar salad being invented, so that's something to celebrate, in my opinion.
Speaker 1:I love a Caesar salad. I love a Caesar salad. Don't pre-dress it, though. Dress it when I'm about to eat it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, pre-dress it. Yeah, it gets soggy. Yeah, it gets really soggy, have you?
Speaker 1:ever had a table-sized Caesar.
Speaker 2:No, is it fun?
Speaker 1:Where do they do it Cheesecake? Mostly at steak places.
Speaker 2:Okay, I gotta do that, I gotta go.
Speaker 1:So if you go to a steakhouse, they will make it. They take a garlic clove and they put it all around this wooden salad bowl. Toss that thing they make. They make the dressing in the bottom I right I'm. They do lemon right there, I'm floating they make the whole thing right there with egg and everything, and then with the egg you know or even guacamole.
Speaker 2:Some places do guacamole I'm less interested in that because I feel like guac can chill for a while. But the caesar I am interested in because, as you say, it's better when it's fresh it's so good.
Speaker 1:Do you know what I doing?
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Because I feel that croutons are kind of big and sometimes it's hard to get a good crouton with a big chunk of lettuce with the dressing and everything.
Speaker 1:The ratio.
Speaker 2:The ratio. So I've been doing Caesar salads with breadcrumbs and I do like a little caper breadcrumb what are you talking about? Or do a little garlic?
Speaker 1:bread crumb. You're saying it's just crumbs yeah.
Speaker 2:It's easier, I'm going to make it for you, and then you'll believe.
Speaker 1:You know what it sounds like.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Like on the top of a pie, like a crumble.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's savory.
Speaker 1:It's savory.
Speaker 2:I mean, I mean it's salty.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you made me a salad I'd be into it. I'll make it for you Because I love a Caesar salad.
Speaker 2:It's just like pre-chewed. Think about it that way, then you don't have to chew your crouton.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I'm off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're like, that's the experience, that's the whole experience.
Speaker 1:I like it when, to be honest, at Nordstrom's Cafe up top they have this little piece of Parmesan bread. Ooh, I don't know, it looks like Parmesan that's been melted and it turns into a bread.
Speaker 2:Wow, oh, like a little crisp. A crisp, that's the word. I've made the crisps before. Yeah, and you know that's you know cause.
Speaker 1:You know I'd be on that keto life.
Speaker 2:Are you?
Speaker 1:No, okay, I was like that doesn't sound right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:You just do cheese In 2021?.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I've seen so much cheese as bread, cheese as bread, cheese as bread People being like, or chicken as bread.
Speaker 1:I've seen chicken as bread, that chicken sandwich yeah.
Speaker 2:Which I guess works if you just want, like, double the chicken.
Speaker 1:I like this, but like minus the bread, yeah, and plus chicken Just add the chicken.
Speaker 2:So then is it the chicken bread price.
Speaker 1:Bread is expensive now too.
Speaker 2:That's true, just like everything else, you might as well just put chicken instead.
Speaker 1:Of bread. Yeah, the chicken is less expensive, so yeah, so what were we just talking about? Fourth of July? And then we're going to go back to Pretty Woman a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what did you do for the fourth?
Speaker 1:I didn't do nothing, I just prepared for this.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah I did do a little karaoke by myself in the front yard. What did you sing? I did last night? I sang uh, alone by heart. Oh nice, because we talked about that, because I was alone. Yeah, how do I get you alone? That's a good one. What's that other one? Um, just all solo songs yes, yes, about being alone. So what other ones Alone Heart.
Speaker 1:Olivia.
Speaker 2:Rodrigo, good For you. Nice, some teen on that block needed to hear that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's hard to sing. I was just trying to get my breath work right for the next time I'm at karaoke.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, because it's a screamer, you've got to really put your all into it.
Speaker 1:You've got to be standing up. I've been doing it and it's. I've been losing my breath. Is it too high or is it in?
Speaker 3:your range. No, it's because she has a lot of breath control. She can do without taking a breath. Yeah, and good for you, yeah she's really hitting every syllable.
Speaker 1:There's no break, it's hard to catch a breath in there wow so, yeah, I did that, but that was pretty much it, and get ready for today. So I mean, I mean, it was in my heart what the fourth of july was, because I always think about that line from uh dazed and confused oh yeah, where she's like remember what you're celebrating?
Speaker 2:that a bunch of slave owning white, white aristocrats didn't want to pay their taxes. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:I sent that to my I sent that to my kids yesterday.
Speaker 2:Rings true Evergreen statement it is, it's not wrong. I love that movie.
Speaker 1:I think that. So back to the pretty woman.
Speaker 2:Back to the pretty woman.
Speaker 1:The iconic scene of getting when she got the outfits and she goes back to the original. What is that place called the original store?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she doesn't buy anything, right? She just walks in and she's like you, stupid bitch.
Speaker 1:Big mistake yeah.
Speaker 3:Big mistake.
Speaker 1:You fucking idiot, you jerk. Yeah, yeah, that lady looked like a jerk. She looked like an adult. Children from the corn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she did. That's oftentimes what villains look like Adult children of the corn. I would know, because that's what I look like.
Speaker 1:Well, if you, you gotta grow your hair long.
Speaker 2:Oh, do they all have long hair.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's kind of like very obviously.
Speaker 3:No too cool.
Speaker 2:I'm too cool to be a children of the corn. Yes, look at you. Children of the corn are not cool. I will change.
Speaker 1:I'm ready to change.
Speaker 2:Adults of the corn. Adults of the corn. I'm just hanging out in a cornfield.
Speaker 1:That's actually they have children of the corn in the movie with all the white kids that are scared.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:And then they have another.
Speaker 2:Adults of the corn, and it's just me getting high in a cornfield.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's not a good movie, but just a good.
Speaker 2:It's just something I can call myself. Whatever, somebody's sleeping in an RV, why can't you be smoking weed? Oh yeah, into the wild. Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 1:Yes, Cool Sick. What about Mr Fantastic?
Speaker 2:Never seen it, don't know it. Or Captain Fantastic Never seen it, don't know it. Viggo Hortensen Love him.
Speaker 1:Aragorn Strider guy.
Speaker 2:The movies are too long, too much fantasy. The podcast is over everybody.
Speaker 1:It's done, starting now.
Speaker 2:Now we're officially. This is a Lord of the Rings podcast.
Speaker 1:A pro Lord of the Rings you know what.
Speaker 2:But I'm not anti, I'm just neutral. Can I be like the Switzerland of Lord of the Rings, just right in the middle?
Speaker 1:What do y'all think? Do I have to?
Speaker 2:take a side on Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do, I think so. Yeah, I think you need to revisit, because it's only like it was at one time the most popular movie.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing I am pro in that. I can appreciate the impact it has on cinema and culture and Peter Jackson and culture and culture. It was a cultural. I will not be participating. How about that? Does that work?
Speaker 1:A soft stance. I'm going to make it my duty in life.
Speaker 2:You and Monisa both are trying to get me and Jen are trying to get me to watch Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1:I would love to do that, but.
Speaker 2:You know what it is. It ruined it for me because I saw none of them in the theaters, except for Return of the King, which is like four hours long.
Speaker 1:No, you saw the extended edition.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I was like I need to go, you shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done it and it turned me off.
Speaker 1:The Return of the King. The normal version is three hours.
Speaker 2:The extended version is four hours, that's too much.
Speaker 1:It was too much because I finally watched the extended version. That's too much of the interplay between Sam and Frodo.
Speaker 2:It ended like three to five different times. I was like this is the end and I was getting ready to get up, probably like 20 times as a child.
Speaker 1:Oh, really, you thought that it wouldn't end with the ring getting.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't know. I was a child, I didn't know what was going on. Oh, because you haven't watched, I was like you're, like I'm up. I saw it in theaters, so I was. I don't know how old I was. What year did it come out? It was early aughts, so yeah, it was probably like 13. Yeah, I think you were 13, probably around 13 years old. I was entering my angsty phase. I was like I can't to remember.
Speaker 1:She had that polka dot outfit, the white blazer, the polka dot.
Speaker 2:I like the white blazer. Wait, I need to look. I should have taken pictures.
Speaker 1:It was white blazer, polka dot skirt, big hat, polka dot wrap, black. I hated that black dress, the first dress I remember. When I watched it as a kid I was like that's not even a nice dress.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That looks like not a great dress. The black dress because it was connected on the shoulders to a mock. Yeah, it had a mock.
Speaker 2:You're coming back for the mock.
Speaker 1:I don't like it when they. Big theme tonight I don't like it when they put in a neck for no reason, right.
Speaker 2:A decorative neck. It wasn't like the famous A non-functional neck.
Speaker 1:One dress we don't talk about very much anymore, but was a huge hit at the time Inde indecent proposal. I've never seen that either. To me, more had this dress in indecent proposal was just a black dress. That, uh, what's his name?
Speaker 2:robert redford bought for her wow and it had like all this detail on the breast well, I gotta watch that and everybody was wearing that dress she, her fits were so funny, I feel like, yeah, the big hat. I was like where is she going in that outfit?
Speaker 1:like it looked like she was ready to go, like, watch a horse race so let me ask you was that the first time you watched pretty woman ever? Just this week, yes I had never seen it before what did you think about the scene with the red dress? It was short like when he claps it. There was like no after talk, but everybody talks about that scene everybody talks about it and it went by in a flash.
Speaker 2:I was like this is too short of a scene.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know why there was no playful banter after. He just slammed it on he slams it and I was like, okay, why was that such a big deal?
Speaker 1:Because I bet you that was unscripted. Oh, yeah, but no, it's just because the way that she laughs too.
Speaker 2:Her laugh, her charming At that time, Julia Roberts, everybody was like the mouth, the lips, the mouth. America was taken by her mouth. I'm not lying, no, I believe it. It's just such a funny thing for us as a culture to admit.
Speaker 1:I'm looking across the room.
Speaker 2:Everyone's just obsessed, everyone obsessing over this woman's mouth. Yes, it's creepy if you think about it, as I say it out loud.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, At least that we're in a time where celebrities can have Actors can live their whole life.
Speaker 2:Can have weird mouths.
Speaker 1:And that won't be it forever. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Wait, say it again.
Speaker 1:It won't be about her mouth forever, Like she's old enough in the game.
Speaker 2:We're over her mouth now that, now that she can just act, yeah, yeah, she doesn't have to be her mouth was her in?
Speaker 1:that was her. She got her foot in the door with her mouth. It's weird because, like with these, the harvey weinsteins of it all, they're probably picking out like a character.
Speaker 2:Wow I didn't. Even that was such a I like did innuendo and I did not. Even that was so sexual I did not mean to do that. I was like it was running the door with her mouth. Well, that was guys.
Speaker 1:I guys I'm not that crass, I promise- Maybe I'm a little crass, I think it would Do. You see, this kid, are you that crass? A little boss coming up in here.
Speaker 2:I will not address the allegations.
Speaker 1:You're not going to address it, but yes. So everybody was about her, her mouth, her laugh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she has a beautiful smile, it was refreshing to see a woman laugh. They were like women have been sad for too long. They now can be happy because Julia Roberts is in this film.
Speaker 1:Yeah, laughed. Oh, no, no, no, the movie that she Was she not in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
Speaker 2:That was Sandy Bullock, wasn't it? Sandra Andy McDowell? Oh, that's right, it was Sorry.
Speaker 1:It was European, I think.
Speaker 2:Was it Notting Hill? That was Julia Roberts, yeah.
Speaker 1:With.
Speaker 2:Hugh.
Speaker 1:But if you go back to any of the rom-coms you go back and see what the chemistry is, what it is. It was good. In that one it was good.
Speaker 2:It was really good. But in the storyline it's usually just because somebody's rich yeah or somebody's good looking somebody's rich and wants to change the other person real yeah there's I I wonder if they're what movies have a more accurate? Like a rom-com.
Speaker 1:That's more accurate depiction of like real people well, not besides being being being attracted to someone in a relationship outside of the chemical Like a real yeah, that sounds depressing. It sounds depressing in like a really long movie yeah, like I don't think J-Lo would be in it.
Speaker 2:J-Lo would not be in it.
Speaker 1:No, it's too depressing, too depressing for her. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I did just watch Hustlers for the first time I had never seen that.
Speaker 1:That's actually a good segue. I loved that movie. That movie is amazing. It's one of the movies that I actually own on Apple TV. No way I have to watch that thing. You return to it a lot I return to it all the time.
Speaker 2:Do you purchase it because you were like I'm going to return to this?
Speaker 1:or were you like I am in a pinch, I love everything. I think people should go back. I think next month we'll actually talk about Hustlers, maybe. Because I'm looking for another movie.
Speaker 2:I had no idea that that film was about the 2008 recession.
Speaker 1:That's what I love about it, because they're talking about it from the perspective of dancers and sex workers, women that were affected by the recession and how they got by during the recession and how how it affects them, and that nobody had really shown that. Also, the lead was a Cambodian woman, actually.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is?
Speaker 1:her name. Her real name is Roxanne, but in the movie what's her name? Something else?
Speaker 2:Destiny, oh that it's based on.
Speaker 1:That's a real story.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I knew it was real, but I didn't know it was based on what's her name. You mean, oh, that's a real story. Yeah, I knew it was real, but I didn't know it was based on what's her name, the main character?
Speaker 1:Yeah, roxanne, that's, it's her, it's mostly her story.
Speaker 2:Cool Ramona, ramona is.
Speaker 1:Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 2:Ramona's a great name. I like Ramona yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, you don't, and also it's, I loved ramona quimby.
Speaker 2:People didn't want to name their children ramona because of that book I know she was kind of a little probably people that were named ramona might have gone by mona, mona, yeah, mona was the step, was the mom on?
Speaker 1:uh, who's the boss? The grandma? Really the, the, the sexy grandma there's.
Speaker 2:She was a sexy I never watched. She was the boss. That was a tony danza right yeah, tony danza flick who show wait. So why was she a sex?
Speaker 1:she was a sexy grandma yeah, because this is the premise of the show. Just so you know, I've done deep dive into tv shows of this era and how there must have been a housing crisis, because all the shows of that era involve people like like mixed families, right it's or combined families or whatever. This is a little earlier, but we'll start with Bosom Buddies.
Speaker 2:Oh, like two.
Speaker 1:Bosom Buddies is Tom Hanks and that other dude who's still around. Don't remember his name, but the reason why they dressed up as women and lived in a women's only apartment building was because they couldn't find housing and their building was destroyed.
Speaker 2:What was that show?
Speaker 1:Bosom Buddies.
Speaker 2:That was literally Bosom Buddies, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:That's why their bosoms were buddies, because they would put them on.
Speaker 2:I thought you, okay, got it.
Speaker 1:And also Webster. There's a TV show called Webster about a little kid.
Speaker 2:Oh, the smart kid. I don't know if he's smart, but he was just little.
Speaker 1:There was a time in American television where we only wanted black folks, but they had to be little.
Speaker 2:Little children. They had to be tiny, it was.
Speaker 1:Webster, and it was different strokes.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, I know different strokes. Who was on?
Speaker 1:Webster.
Speaker 3:Webster his name is Emmanuel Lewis and then and then for Different Strokes those kids were also looking for a house.
Speaker 1:And so was Webster. He was looking for a house.
Speaker 2:Wow, guess what else.
Speaker 1:Three's Company.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:Jack Tripper had to pretend he was gay so that he could live with two women. Wow, Because, he couldn't find a place.
Speaker 2:He had to pretend he was gay. Was that part of the story?
Speaker 1:Yes, because men don't live with women in that era, and so every time this was the whole thing. The whole gimmick was that jack was not. He was a swinging single in san diego and he had to pretend that he wasn't attracted to his roommates. Wow, and so when the landlord would come he had to, he would.
Speaker 2:He would gay. I'm sure that was just super tastefully done and really so chill for the time.
Speaker 1:No, basically every time they thought like he would be talking about a woman and someone would overhear it. That was the big gag.
Speaker 2:Oh, he was not overhearing and they would assume he's talking about a man.
Speaker 1:No, they would think that, but then they would say she and he'd be like what. Like everybody was so quick to like call him not gay.
Speaker 2:No, bisexuality in that era? No, didn't exist.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that whole show was based on housing too.
Speaker 2:Wow, and let's take it all the way up to Full House. Baby, why were all those friends and uncles living in that house? I mean, it was a massive house, but yeah, there was a lot going on. It was. You're right. It's all about housing. It's unlikely people being put into living situations together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they don't have that anymore. They don't have it. That hope is gone. You're right, but it might come back now with 2024 being as it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we need more weird roommate art, odd couple, odd couple stuff. Perfect strangers. I'm feeling.
Speaker 1:You know that His cousin came from a country called Mepos.
Speaker 2:Okay, not real.
Speaker 1:No, I'm like let me go to the tape. I don't think I've ever heard of Mepos. No, I don't think it sounds like Mykonos. Where's Mykonos?
Speaker 2:Greece, right. Where's Mykonos? Yeah, right, I think it's supposed to sound like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so he was like of that area, like mediterranean area yeah, that makes sense so and he didn't have anywhere to live god, nobody they're on tv.
Speaker 2:You'd think they'd have some money some more working class sitcom the closest, I feel like I get to something like. That is like high maintenance. Did you ever watch that show? I love high maintenance yeah, that was a good one, where it's just like, you see, like people, like random people, and sometimes it's roommates, people living together. You, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:Like that guy who's obsessed with Helen Hunt and his mom who's dying. That's my favorite one. I never watched that one he's like agoraphobic so he doesn't want to go outside. So he gets everything delivered and he's obsessed with Helen Hunt and he has like a LaCroix. He has like a portrait of her that he made with like LaCroix cans Great app, go watch it. High maintenance. He's crafting, love telling Hunt. I've seen High Maintenance. That's a great show. Great show, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just want this to be my.
Speaker 2:More of that.
Speaker 1:I just love watching TV and movies and talking about it.
Speaker 2:It's fun. I'm watching the Bear right now. I just watched the first two apps. It's like so the bear, do you know what I mean? Like no, it's like I feel like that that show. There's like so many things about it, like it's always like the fast dialogue and they're like in the kitchen and it's really stressful.
Speaker 3:They're like running around.
Speaker 2:I feel like, yeah, the tempo, the pacing, it's all very quick and it's really witty and kind of like there's a lot of weird shit happening and I feel like in the second episode I was like this is just so, just so the bear. It was so like just kitchen stress which. I guess that's what you're signing up for.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's about a kitchen. It gets better yeah.
Speaker 2:How far are you?
Speaker 1:I'm done, you're done. I've watched the season. Breeze through it. I've watched the season twice now.
Speaker 2:Wow Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, I'll come back to you once I on the bear as well.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah. Yeah, let's fucking do it.
Speaker 1:So you got any final things to say about Pretty Woman?
Speaker 2:No, nothing final to say about Pretty Woman.
Speaker 1:I don't think that Richard Gere is around anymore. He's around. What do you mean? He's not around?
Speaker 2:He's alive, right, isn't he alive? He's alive.
Speaker 3:No, I mean he's alive.
Speaker 1:He's not working though working, though he's not a working actor.
Speaker 2:No, I just mean like he's not. Like julia roberts is still out here acting. She is, yeah, he's not really working. Huh, well, you know I love richard gear. I think he's beautiful and talented. Loved julia roberts. I think she's gorgeous and talented. Overall, great movie. If you want to watch hot people make out I also think that great film for that.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to say this now as we wrap it up I think that Pretty Woman is canon.
Speaker 2:It's American culture. It feels like such a massive cultural touchstone that it is kind of hard to ignore.
Speaker 1:If you don't watch Pretty Woman, you're not going to know so many references.
Speaker 2:But I feel like I got the references before I even saw the movie, because I would always see it in trailers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you didn't know I didn't know.
Speaker 2:I wasn't a part of the club but like when she comes back with all the clothes like it's so it is funny though
Speaker 1:it's iconic yeah, also the way that she walked into the store originally. She's like kind of like having bars like over there and she goes through the bar to get into the store wait, what do you mean? After you go through, like they're trying to show how low class she is yeah so, like she walks in, instead of coming right down where you would walk in the walkway, she kind of goes through the oh underneath the area you're not really wow supposed to walk.
Speaker 2:It's those little things they're like she's an outsider, don't forget it, you watch scarface yes, absolutely. I'm like a pre-teen boy right now because I'm on testosterone, so I have watched scarface a lot.
Speaker 1:I've watched it about 80 times this month, okay you got a poster up, yet yes, it covers up a hole in my wall that I punched yes, you punched a hole in the wall and you cover it up with a scarface poster.
Speaker 2:What is that from?
Speaker 1:That's from right now.
Speaker 2:Just you, yeah, great track, great track.
Speaker 1:The reason why I bring up Scarface is because in that movie, if you notice, when he goes down to Columbia they give him the orange water and he eats it, and then everybody else washes their hands in it. He eats the orange.
Speaker 2:Eats the orange water. What do you mean?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's supposed to be for washing your hands. Oh, and he drinks it. He drank it and he ate the orange too.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's an orange in it. Gross, so watch that All right, I'll rewatch it.
Speaker 1:It has been a while. It's the little details to show you.
Speaker 2:You love the Easter eggs.
Speaker 1:Is that an Easter egg?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like the little. I guess not an Easter egg, what is it called? Just trivia. I love that. You love the trivia.
Speaker 1:He ate the orange Like oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a whole very graphic scene all through the movie, but I just he ate the orange in Columbia.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you really globbed onto that.
Speaker 1:Globbed onto the faux pas.
Speaker 2:The faux pas, the cultural faux pas.
Speaker 1:The cultural foie gras.
Speaker 2:The foie gras.
Speaker 1:I was going to say foie gras, which is what's in a turducken, that's for next time.
Speaker 2:No, maybe it could be.
Speaker 1:Foie gras is liver.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's sad liver.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so next time I'd like to talk about Hustlers Hell yeah. And I would also. There was another movie that we were gonna Scarface, not Scarface.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of done with Scarface, that's yeah except for the part where he eats the orange. I'll go back and watch it, just for you and the fashion yes, and just the set design in general, set design, fashion, cinematography. Watch Scarface really the whole film. Yeah, watch Scarface good film. Yeah, watch Scarface Good film.
Speaker 1:Another very talented and beautiful woman.
Speaker 2:What's her name? Michelle Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer, to this day. I was going to say Sharon Stone Is referenced in music. Yeah, scarface, michelle, michelle Pfeiffer. Yeah, people love her.
Speaker 1:Bruno Mars loves her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know how he used her.
Speaker 1:How? This is that white gold? This is white gold.
Speaker 2:Wow, she's white gold.
Speaker 1:And she's also uh dangerous minds.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that either.
Speaker 1:And she also.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, we got a list. We got a list going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the thing is thumbs down on dangerous minds for a number of reasons the storyline, the whole movie, but also it brought the song Gangsta's Paradise.
Speaker 2:To the four. It got a Grammy, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1:Or an Oscar, one of those two.
Speaker 2:Wait, that's. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:And I feel that at my age I've heard Gangsta's Paradise too many times. I've never had a break from Gangsta's Paradise.
Speaker 2:So that song was written for the movie.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, it reminds me of how Kiss from a Rose by Seal was written for Batman and the music video. There's like little nods to Batman everywhere and you're watching it and you're like, wow, seal's such an amazing singer. And then you're like Michael Keaton, like what are you? He's just like popping out. It's very, it's weird. So why are you going to bring up? Michael Keaton now, because I love Michael Keaton I know we don't want to open this door, do we? Well, I love him and I hate him. Why?
Speaker 1:Because they forced Michael Keaton on us.
Speaker 2:Who did Hollywood? Hollywood Big Michael Keaton, forced him on. This is how I feel about Michael Douglas. Huh, this is how I feel about Michael Douglas. I just don't think that he is. This is sad. I just never got. I never got it. I was like what's the draw, you know, in fucking Basic Instinct, I'm like he ruined so many good sex scenes. Yes, could have been somebody else by being there, by being there, could have been Richard Gere.
Speaker 1:Could it should have been See if you're thinking about hiring Michael.
Speaker 2:Douglas, hire Richard Gere instead. I mean even today. Even today, no, that's. Michael Douglas is retired, though, because I think he has.
Speaker 3:Alzheimer's, not Michael Douglas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he does His dad. I thought Michael Douglas also had it. Michael Douglas is married to.
Speaker 1:Catherine.
Speaker 3:Zeta-Jones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so he's got Alzheimer's.
Speaker 2:He does, yeah, he does, yeah. So I think he's retired, but richard gear is still chilling you know who else I want to talk about who what is that little guy with the brown hair that was in police academy? Now I forgot oh, yes, oh, my god, what is his name? I love him so much steve gutenberg.
Speaker 1:His little brown eyes, yeah, so they were pushing love that little gremlin big time?
Speaker 3:yeah, he's hot late 80s.
Speaker 1:He's so cute it was steve gutenberg and michael michael keaton.
Speaker 2:People were like, yeah, I'm not as into michael keaton, like sexually I'm not as into michael keaton.
Speaker 1:But I love michael keaton I love him.
Speaker 2:I think he's great yourself, so you were indoctrinated successfully I did not like michael.
Speaker 1:I liked his movies. I loved him in mr mom. Yeah, he's great. I do do love him, mr. Mom, I haven't seen him in a long time. That might be his next one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all. Thank you so much. I'm Daywa Dorje.
Speaker 2:I'm Ev.
Speaker 1:This is Ev. This is Dank Mom's podcast. I appreciate y'all being out here. I don't know if you guys have any questions or whatever. That sums it up for the podcast portion, but we can tell you some jokes or answer any questions. If you have any, all right back there. Blue shirt yes, pom-pom. Yeah, well, I like, I think we. We called them more like bobby socks, I think that's what we called them on the back. Yeah, I made my own. That's what we called them On the back. Yeah, I made my own. That's how much I liked them. My mom, we were really poor, so my mom taught me how to make pom-poms out of yarn Nice, and I just sewed it onto my socks.
Speaker 2:That's what they were, though. They were just little yarn balls. Yeah, hell yeah. No, they're not really really no, they were were yarn balls.
Speaker 1:No, they were basically like fuzzy little balls.
Speaker 2:You were blazing your own trail.
Speaker 1:I had a homemade, bobby sock.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Pump up Okay.
Speaker 2:Oh Wait. What happens is that when he's playing?
Speaker 1:And she comes down there, yeah.
Speaker 2:And he's like get out of here, boys. And then, yes, oh my God, that is a good scene.
Speaker 1:Thank you, that is a good scene. It's all coming back to me now. It's actually a very good love scene it's such a good one.
Speaker 2:I remember I missed that he like shoot everybody out and I was like, wow, they are. And they were smoking inside. Yeah, they were smoking inside.
Speaker 1:Other people were smoking inside. That's when it caught my eye. I was like, oh, everybody's smoking inside. So, that's era.
Speaker 2:The year 1990.
Speaker 1:The year 1990 when you could still smoke inside Anybody else. Pretty Woman yes, I like that too. You're right, there's so many iconic scenes you got to watch the movie Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Paul Reiser.
Speaker 1:Wait, Paul, Mad About you the TV show.
Speaker 2:Wait.
Speaker 1:I thought what's?
Speaker 2:his name was in Mad About you.
Speaker 3:Wait.
Speaker 2:Paul Reiser. We match. I see, oh, and you're into Paul, wait, no, you're into Paul. Or wait, no, don't you're into Paul. Oh, your crush. Okay, let me look.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's cute, let me see.
Speaker 2:I didn't watch it, but I knew it because of Helen. Yeah, yeah, I think he's cute. I don't know if he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he's cute. He's. I don't know if he is. Yeah, I don't know if I'm into him well, do you remember why you're? Not sorry. Do you know why? Why he was in aliens.
Speaker 1:He's the one who put the little face suckers in the room I didn't watch strangeranger Things. Hold on. He's in Stranger Things. No, but do you see? What I'm trying to say is, hollywood has been pushing these mediocre white men on us for too long.
Speaker 2:For too long.
Speaker 3:Just put them away. Yeah, just get rid of some of them.
Speaker 1:But does Paul Rudd need to be in everything?
Speaker 2:No, he doesn't. There's so many other people I love. Paul Rudd need to be in everything. No, he doesn't. There's so many other people. I love Paul Rudd, but he's played out. Not played out, but he's been in a lot. We can switch it up.
Speaker 1:Helen Hunt was in as Good as it Gets, though, right.
Speaker 2:Yes, with Jack right. Jack Nicholson, yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, she was in that movie, yeah. When she was a teenager or something. Wow, we got so many movies.
Speaker 2:I do remember that movie. I watched part of that on TV once. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Yes, where do we land on Paul Reiser?
Speaker 2:I'm meh on him. I'm meh, not my vibe. Steve Guttenberg Love the gut Love Guttenberg, it's his little brown eyes. Steve Guttenberg Love the Goot Love Guttenberg, it's his little brown eyes. I love Guttenberg too. I love brown eyes.
Speaker 1:So I love Guttenberg, you love Guttenberg. We're on the same page. We're on the same page. Yeah, and who's the last one? Michael?
Speaker 2:Keaton, michael Keaton.
Speaker 1:I'm not like super attracted. You see that movie, the Bird Birdman. I love Birdman incredible film love it, mr Mom. Alright, y'all. Thank you so much if you want to follow me on Instagram at DeWaDorge. At DeWaDorge. Evjens if you guys feel like it, I do have a. You can leave us a tip or a donation. We got this thing up here. You don't have to. We got that and we'll be back.
Speaker 2:We've got some scissors too. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1:You got any shows you want to plug?
Speaker 2:No, it's summer and nobody wants to watch comedy, so I have, like, nothing coming up, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll be headlining in Kirkland there you go, go to. Kirkland On July 27th.
Speaker 2:Nice At.
Speaker 1:Lucky 7. It's another free show, and I'll be at Bumbershoot. I'll be there too, yes.
Speaker 2:We'll be at Bumbershoot. We'll be at Bumbershoot.
Speaker 1:All right, thank you.
Speaker 2:Thanks y'all.
Speaker 1:Thank you for coming. You gotta bounce. Oh shh, I'm sweaty. Thank you, you just listened to the Dank Moms podcast. It was recorded live at the Marination Station in Columbia City. I want to thank Allison and Charmaine and all the staff at Marination, columbia City and thank you for sponsoring this podcast. You can catch Evjens on Instagram, at E-V-J-E-N-S, and myself at D-E-W-A-D-O-R-J-E on Instagram, or the same name at Dewadorjecom. That's my website with all my upcoming shows and whatnot, and next month we'll be coming with another review, with another comedian live at marination, columbia city the first friday of august. I don't know what that is the top of my head.
Speaker 1:Let me look while I'm here, it what is the day? The first Friday of August is August 2nd, so the next Dank Moms will be August 2nd at 5 pm at Marination in Columbia City. I also wanted to make a couple corrections, a couple corrections on this corrections, a couple corrections on this. Um, on the uh outro, here I would like to correct and say the name of the woman the Kamai woman on uh Hustlers is actually Rosie, not Roxanne. That was her character, I think. Uh, rosie Kale and uh, you can look her up for there and I'll be adding pictures and whatnot of what we discussed like get in shape girl and other films that we discussed like, and maybe I'll show some baileen, because we need to talk about this thick toenail thing. Anyways, I'll be uploading any video I have to YouTube. On my YouTube channel, just put in Dewa Dorje, d-e-w--a, d-o-r-j-e. Comedian, and you will find my page and we'll have.
Speaker 1:I have my other podcast that I've videoed videoed filmed on there and you can check out this one, as it was live and outside, so that would be fun to watch. All right, my name is Dewa. This is the Dank Moms podcast. Stay nasty, have a great day.