Most Valuable Disc Jockey

Today there was a state-wide hail warning, but the biggest beating took place in the Paycom Arena. Nikola Jokic was a punching bag and I felt sorry for that ol boy. OKC advanced but if you ask a fella like me, Nikola Jokic is far and away the deserving MVP. I'm taking him first at the school yard. That's my MVP metric. Who's my first pick at the park. This year, that would be Nikola Jokic. But over here in the digital c-list disc jockey cyber realm.. I am the stand alone Most Valuable Disc Jockey because nobody even finds my throne worth challenging. Which is good for you good for me thaaaank you now. That means I get to go on an everlasting-peat of championship runs bringing and blasting solely the illest most wicked hot deet doots and bing bongs for my fantastic loyal audible populous on the inter web the world over. Right now even, my best friend is in a hot air balloon watching the sun rise over Cappadocia. Might have to tell him to crush the bluetooth and wake those people up with the most honorable disc jockey this side of the equator. Thank you, as always, for being here I'll be sure and cook up a nice one next weekend

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