Melancholy Magnet

Welcome to what will effectively serve as my newest installment. Slowing it down this week with Melancholy Magnet. Some of my signature slowed and throwed examples, some sad songs and a new take on my world famous Close To You mashup. This weekend I managed to work some overtime hours, swing by a Pokemon card show, show off my silky smooth jumper, AND blast another podcast for you, my cherished listening audience. Singapore, I'm with you in spirit. Somebody PLEASE sing Jai Paul karaoke over there. Crank the volume too. KEISHA I'm excited for Carolina football and my boy Billy. Come October, I'm snubbing my nose and looking the other way in disgust. I often wonder what Hubert Davis is doing with his summer. But, by all means Keisha, continue without me. It's fine. The Chicago Bulls, Belichick and this binder of Pokemon cards will make things okay. Since when is this Jim Rome is Burning. Nobody cares about my sports opinions, I once said Derek Carr was going to win the MVP and he was cut from his team a few weeks later. Derek Carr took my order at Outback last week. Nobody reads these things anyways. No big deal. For those of you who care about my personal life? Other big news is I have developed a massive VHS collection and that is how I prefer to spend my free time at this point so if it is not a life or death situation? Or you didn't find a gob of vintage Japanese Pokemon cards? Leave me alone so I can finish my VHS copy of Jurassic Park.

Your Host with the Most,

Trilly Bob Thornton