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Bowl Season Banter and Bold Predictions
Who doesn't love the chaos of college bowl season? Dive into our latest episode of Dial the Wild as we tackle the often-overlooked thrill of non-playoff bowl games. Joined by the ever-entertaining Kenny, Seth, Marcus, and our sports-agnostic buddy Ty, we navigate through this unpredictable landscape with our annual bowl game pick'em. Between Seth's well-earned work bonus and Twist the Blade's new single release, and Marcus's exciting family addition, there's plenty to celebrate amidst our spirited debates. We provide more than just scores and stats; we bring you the heartwarming—and sometimes hilarious—stories that make these games unforgettable. Our panel's personal anecdotes and humorous insights make each bowl game feel like a chapter in a gripping novel, and we can't wait to share that experience with you.
But it wouldn't be college football without a look at the quirks and controversies that come with it. We chat about everything from the impact of the playoff system on traditional bowls to the surprising venues like Fenway Park, and even the mixed feelings around teams like Liberty University. With each prediction, our camaraderie shines through, reminding us—and hopefully you—why these games mean so much. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and join us for a celebration of college football’s wildest time of year, and don't forget to catch our upcoming live show in Moline!
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. We'll see you next time. Welcome to another lovely episode of Dial the Wild. Dial the Wild. Wow, dill the Will, dill the Willed. It's been that kind of day. Anyways, some new faces, some old faces, but this is our third annual believe it or not, third annual college bowl game, pick them. And we do not at all focus on the playoffs, we do not focus on the championship. We, here at dial the wild dare to beer, dare to beer. Focus on the finer things of life and the things that don't really matter, like college bowl games, that aren't in the playoffs. So we try to focus on the things that nobody gives a shit about, because, well, that's what we do.
Speaker 1:So we'll do a roundtable returning guest of, specifically, I believe this podcast, kenny suiter. Mr kenny, how are you today tired? Almost forgot to do this entirely. Yeah, funny story. I messaged kenny about this like last week. I'm like hey, this is when we should do this. He goes okay, just remind me please. I'm like okay, problem. So I remind him like every other day up till today. And then today at like what, five o'clock, I'm like hey, man, we're still podcasting. He goes oh shit, that's right. Yeah, I was like I hate you. It's finals week, not even finals for me, but for the students. Yeah, because you're teaching and you're learning how to be an adult and you're trying not to suck out. I get it Pretty bad. Well, can't win a market.
Speaker 1:So next is Seth in. Nobody Cares. So Ty is here, just kidding, seth is here. I got a bonus today. You got a bonus today. We got bonuses at work. Yep, I like to party with Rod. No, for bonuses at work. Yep, oh, I like to party with rod. No, for a fact. You don't like to party. Yeah, you're right. Um, but yeah, we got bonuses. Uh, things are good.
Speaker 1:The single today came out for twist the blade. That's good shit. And we were so idiotic about it that we didn't even realize that we released a single about a mummy on friday the 13th. Damn, just like all kind of came full circle. It was really weird, but excited to have that out.
Speaker 1:We're gonna kill rascals tomorrow. And who are we killing rascals? Rascal malino, all the little ones. He lives there. He lives there, rascal. Rascal lives in mooline. We're going to kill him and the Flats With Die First, hate Division and Phantom Threat. Rascal's going to Die First.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm so honored just to be downwind of those bands, let alone be on the same freaking card. So we're stoked. We're stoked and the son I never wanted, ty Royer, is here with us tonight. And what's glorious about this is I do have marcus here, we'll get there, and I have kenny here and I have seth and myself and we've all done this college bowl game process and, uh, we are familiar with sports. We've done this before.
Speaker 1:Ty, his um, which ball? Which team has the ball? I'm sorry, one of them, okay, if the team that has the ball. I'm sorry, one of them If the team that has the ball is an offense or defense. Oh, I answered this right the other night, but I was a little under the influence. See, there's my point. So this is going to get interesting and this is what this podcast is all about.
Speaker 1:There is no good rhyme or reason to why we pick the teams. We do we just do so, just shut up and go with it Anyways? Wait, do we do we just do so? Just shut up and go with it anyways? Wait, do I do my kelly return? Yes, just, it's fine. It's fine, just come back. We'll take care of it. We'll be okay too late. No, he's gonna do it.
Speaker 1:Okay, marcus has had a child, yes, since his last pocket. Congratulations on reproducing. It looks like a beautiful child. I don't remember the last time I was up here I was gonna about. I thought you were about to say I don't even remember her name, it's just like what? No, no, she looks, she looks gorgeous dude. I'm so happy for you guys. Healthy, happy baby. Yes, was she induced? Did you guys do the induction route? Yes, why? How? You don't answer that question with a question mark? The plan changed because when we Was she induced, did you guys do the induction route? Yes, you don't answer that question with a question mark? The plan changed because when we got there she was already dilated in labor, so they just switched the drugs just to speed up the labor process.
Speaker 1:Okay, you did the old Pitocin. Nice, not to be confused with Pitocin, which is great beer from Wisconsin. It is, it is. Let's not get that mixed up. I found three cases of toasty beer in the middle of fort dodge, iowa, one time. You can't get that shit anywhere, no, but fort dodge walmart had it one time, so I got. I got as much as four times and in the box or the bottle literally says good old potosi on it, so that that's a good beer review one of these days. Good old Potosi, I just got an app where it's called Tavor. Okay, that's cool, let's move on. They deliver beer to your house. You just order beer and they deliver all sorts of. Are they a sponsor? Then? I don't care, they could be, they could be. They should be.
Speaker 1:Banana grape, coconut, chocolate, peanut butter. That sounds awful. Yeah, that's a lot of. I don't know what the hell that is, but it's on here. My God, what agenda created that monstrosity? It's kind of like one of those peanut butter and jelly burgers Dirty Bird up there in Carthage has that and I've never been interested in those. I would eat the burger before I drank that beer. Peanut butter and jelly burger I might try it. I might try it. Does it taste good? Let's go right now. All right, live dial the wild burger Grape jelly. Live dial the wild burger.
Speaker 1:I was thinking like, hey, we need to go to the local brewery and get the dial the wild lager, but apparently they're shutting down. Yep, forgot Tonya. Soon to be forgotten. Still weird. Every time I go in there I'm like this just used to be the record store that 100% was selling drugs at. Oh my, that was rockin' records. But yeah, that was the good old days Right there, before things got weird in Macomb. What a place Back when you could get some good drugs in Macomb you still can, oh god, all right.
Speaker 1:Uh, december 14th, which is ironically tomorrow, uh, celebration bowl between south carolina state and jackson state. Kenny, you are to my left. You may decide the uh, the outcome of, uh, this bowl game first. Now he does say that we do the games that we don't care about, and yes, but I, however, have taken strenuous notes for each and every game. Okay, you've done your homework. This is good. This is good. Yes, some quick stats. Um, south carolina elite logo. Elite logo, I'll take it. What is this logo that you speak of? It is the standing bulldog. Oh, that is dope as hell. Told you Elite logo.
Speaker 1:That is a great FCS pick to put into college football back in the day. South Carolina State. I like that. Okay, seth Seth, you got Jackson State and South Carolina. Let's go so normally, normally, okay, come on now, killing me. Normally, I would use college football to base my guesses. Like the game, the college football game. We just recently had one come out and I hate you so much. Jackson, john Jackson, for any good reason, I don't care, ty, who are you picking? Uh, I still haven't figured this out. Okay, uh, seth, just, uh, okay, so you can pick between. Let's do this impromptu here.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we got south carolina state and jackson state playing each other in football. Who's gonna win? Uh, who's? Who's gonna win? Who'sptu here? Okay, so we got South Carolina State and Jackson State playing each other in football. Who's going to win? Who's going to win here, florida? Why are they going to win? Because they're from Florida? Okay, I'll take it, marcus, you're up, bro. I got Jackson State. Okay, any good reason, I just think they've been a good program the last couple. Yep, I think, uh, coach prime had that place in pretty pristine shape before he took off for the, for the colorado job, and I as well, will be going with jack straight. Okay, veterans bowl also tomorrow, 9 am.
Speaker 1:We got western michigan and southern alabama, two teams I would never watch if you paid me. So, seth, you are up. Bam, south bama. Why? I have no reasoning. Okay, ty, south bama and western michigan. I'm gonna take western michigan. Why? Because the great lakes. Okay, that's not the worst reason I've ever heard. Straight up. Marcus, would you compose yourself? I got western michigan. Okay, you don't have a reason. Okay, yeah, I'm going south alabama because if you take the south part out of it, alabama is pretty good football team. I'm gonna take, uh, if you, if you use that logic, sure, uh, michigan defending champion, and also western michigan, mustang I yeah, but each a former mustang, so I'm partial towards the match. Harboff's not there to cheat anymore, so they're not gonna be good.
Speaker 1:I like it. I like it. Okay, we got the frisco bowl. I like this. Uh, was it? Yeah, frisco bowl? December 17th, our father's birthday to be?
Speaker 1:Uh, let you know, we got the? Uh, west virginia mountaineers versus the memphis. What are they? Tigers, the tigers. They've always been the tigers. Let you know, we got the West Virginia Mountaineers versus the Memphis. What are they? Tigers, the Tigers. They've always been the Tigers. But anyways, we are at tie Tie, west Virginia or Memphis. You got a Tiger versus a Mountaineer. Who's going to win? Tiger, the Tiger's going to win. I'm not even going to ask why, marcus. I got the Mountaineers, you got the Mountaineers. I am also picking the Mountaineers. Got the Mountaineers. I am also picking the Mountaineers because we got the return of Dick Rod. Yeah, rich Rod. Rich Rodriguez is back in West Virginia. Hopefully he isn't as big a douche as he was. Oh, you know he will be, I know.
Speaker 1:Did you see the press conference today? No, it was nuts. What happened? They just had a shitload of people there. They didn't have classes today because of it. No, kidding. Well, pat McAfee went back, but you're talking like Pat White, steve Slayton, you're talking like the glory days, pat McAfee, the greatest highlight reel of all time. Oh, my goodness, dave. On Austin yes, yeah, it was good times. I'm guessing you're Mountaineer as well. Yeah, I'm guessing you're Mountaineer as well. Yeah, go F yourself, memphis. Okay, boca Raton Bowl. On Wednesday.
Speaker 1:We got James Madison versus Western Kentucky and we are at Marcus. We got James Madison, james Madison. Any good reason? J and U Hoping they can follow up. A good year after last year I got nothing else. That was the most cliche reason I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1:These bowl games are just kind of a little bit of a joke. That's why we're here. That's why we're here. That's why we do this. I'm going Western Kentucky because I still can't get over when they were in the same conference as Western Illinois and there was a huge fight before the game. You can look back on the prior bowl game episodes that we've had in the past and yeah, uh, sledgehammers were thrown. Um big old brawl here in Macomb, western Illinois versus Western Kentucky. So respect Western Kentucky, let's go Enjoy the Hilltoppers as well. Let's do it, seth, I like Kentucky. That a boy, it's just a cool place. Ty, kentucky, kentucky.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we got Marcus on his own with James Madison and we got the LA Bowl on Wednesday. We got UNLV and Cal and I'll make yeah, actually I'm up, you are up, I can't talk. Unlv had an interesting season with their quarterback, just like up and winning and running back, and they still won a shit ton of games. So I went UNLV on this one. Also, have a new coach coming in. Yes, dan Mullen. Dan Mullen, who was a stud at Colorado State, ended up with the Florida job for a while and then disappeared. He's in some type of role on not broadcasting but analyzing and stuff, because he was on the MAACV show the other day and was talking about how he gave all these reasons why he liked where he was at in TV versus going back to coaching. And then, like two days later, he's at UNLV.
Speaker 1:Yeah, unlv is one of those schools that I believe they're going Mountain West next year. I believe they should be. Or are they Mountain West and going to Pac-12? I don't know for sure, damn it. That's how much we know about football. That's why we have this episode. That's why, when I set up my college football 25, I re-create the pack 12 and bound west.
Speaker 1:Um, I'm gonna go cal over unlv. Cal, okay, so we still do not have a sweep. Go ahead, seth. I called you called it. Okay, ty. California or las vegas, las vegas. And I'm not even ask you why, because I know the answer and Mark asks I have Cal as well, cal as well.
Speaker 1:So we got a split decision. We got the Rebels versus the Golden Bears and there we go New Orleans Bulls, Sam Houston of Texas versus Georgia Southern. I've never heard of a Bull game. I'd rather watch less than these two colleges. Uh, kenny, you are up and I hope you have some good reason why you picked your team, because I'm looking forward to not talking about it. Both are really close games. Um, two fairly new teams. Okay, you're losing me, bro.
Speaker 1:Come on um, georgia southern has a really cool eagle and sam houston just. I gotta see this eagle off paw print from Clemson. That's not cool. Nobody likes that shit. Compared to Sam Houston, s&h plus Georgia's cooler than Texas. I mean, yeah, I'm there with you, brother, you're up Seth.
Speaker 1:I went Sam Houston oh, that is a sweet eagle, told you. It just looks like a shitty Clemson. Sam Houston Do better. I just don't know who Sam is. Oh, but he lives in Houston. No, he's like a very historical person, like research, the Alamo dude for crying out loud, if you were in Texas they would burn you at stake right now. I've never been to Texas and it was the ring name of jake the snake's younger brother, jake the snake. That's important to know right now.
Speaker 1:Uh, ty, dare I ask you got a southern georgia eagle versus a ham? Uh, sam houston, texan paw, which one is? He said the eagle is pretty cool, looking right, it is all right. Okay, all right, sound logic. Pull it up. I got sam houston. Okay, you got sam houston, texan paw. You said the eagle's pretty cool, looking right, it is All right. Okay, all right, sound logic. Can we pull it up? I got Sam Houston. You got Sam Houston in this, okay, and I think I've got. I've got Sam. Did we get a sweep on this one. Did anybody pick George Southern? What eagle do I look like? You want George Southern, sam Houston, you know what? I'm changing my pick right now To Georgia Southern, georgia Southern.
Speaker 1:Kenny has convinced me to be a Georgia Southern man just based on how cool their logo is, because that's what this podcast is all about. It's an average eagle. I mean, for a school that really doesn't matter in this country, that's a six. No one gives a shit about Western Illinois. But we got a sweet looking bulldog. My attention level okay, all right, that's fair, that's fair. The cure bowl, whatever the hell that is, I hope it's the punk band and not another covid thing.
Speaker 1:But uh, december 20th, we got jackson state versus ohio and I'm gonna guess, guess, that's not Ohio State we're talking about. That is the University of Ohio Bobcats, the Bobcats who also have a sweet Jacksonville State, not Jackson State. Okay, thank you. Thank you for the correction. I do appreciate it. Oh, that's loud, can't be having that. I'm just trying to look at logos right now. That's what's important, kenny, you up or Seth. Up, it's me, it is Seth. I went to Ohio Bobcats.
Speaker 1:Okay, any good reasons? Just because I'm not a big fan of just any town named Jacksonville. That's fair logic. I am so sick of hearing of states that have Jacksonville in them, just not a big fan of Jacksonville. I'm guessing you're on the same page. Yeah, not Jacksonville.
Speaker 1:Ohio, ohio, ohio, it's getting deep, marcus. I have Jacksonville State, ohio and Ohio State. Yeah, you take this, you put State on the Ohio and they're a pretty good team, right? Not good enough to beat Michigan. No, they're not. Moving on. Moving on. Oh, I also picked Jackson State because I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1:Jacksonville State yeah, this is one of my favorite titled bulls, the Gasparilla Bull, december 20th. Is that one of the names they had in that? Why are you interrupting me? That high school musical song? Hey, seth, it's the time to shut up. How about a? How about a? How about a Sassaparilla? What you said? But we have what is this? The Blue Wave. What the hell is that dude?
Speaker 1:Tulane yeah, we got Tulane versus the Gators of Florida. Oh, and I believe Ty is up. Ty is a Blue Wave going to win or a Gator Blue Wave? You would Tulane. I got the Gators, I got the Gators. Take Florida as well. They played spoiler the past few weeks. They're a good team. They're going to be good. They just had a brutal schedule this year, the toughest in college football. I'm surprised that coach is going to stay. I'm not. From what I was hearing, there was a lot of fire, nah, but you can't continue to fire coach after coach and expect your program to get any better. Hey, can't look at the Cleveland Browns. Well, the Chicago Bears, yeah, I think you two just proved my point. It's called a joke Travis, stop it.
Speaker 1:Seth Gator or Wave Tulane, because I think a tidal wave could wipe Florida out. I agree, hey, tidal wave could wipe florida out. Hey, one good one, good, nice old tsunami. And down goes miami. Yeah, just just a big old wave. That's awesome, even she. Even in a hurricane year he went there. Even your daughter's telling ty to shut up. This is awesome.
Speaker 1:Okay, we got the myrtle beach bowl. Moving up myrtle beach bowl, and this has got the uh university of texas, san antonio, I believe they are the road runners, okay, no, and the coastal carolina? No idea, they've been like. Coastal carolina has been known here the last couple years, but, uh, they don't ever win when they get there. So who's up? Mark ass, I have coastal carolina, do you?
Speaker 1:I will take the roadrunners just because they're called the roadrunners. I've got utsa as well. I really do like the roadrunners. Just because they're called the Roadrunners, I've got UTSA as well. I really do like the Roadrunners. Seth, I went Coastal because UTSA just didn't look good in my brain. I am very scared to know what looks good in your brain. Sometimes I don't like the letters UTSA in that order.
Speaker 1:Ty. Dare I ask what are the options again? San Antonio or Coastal Carolina? San Antonio order ty. Dare I ask what are the options again? San antonio or coastal san antonio? All right, I'll take it. We still haven't had a sweep yet, have we no sweeping? Oh no, this one might.
Speaker 1:The potato, the potato bowl. You know I might change my answer on this. No, you can't now. Sorry, it's over. I just might. Oh, on this one before you talk about it. Yeah, all right, right on, okay. So we got the Potato Bowl being played the day before Christmas Eve and I am up. We have Fresno State, I believe, the Bulldogs Another good one Versus the Northern Illinois Huskies. So now you got Bulldogs versus Huskies. Is Mac Vick involved? What's going on? Oh no, it's bulldogs and huskies. All right, I'm going.
Speaker 1:I went northern illinois because if you take northern off. Illinois is a pretty good team and they beat northern name this year and I like anybody who can beat a catholic school, uh. So no, it doesn't have anything to do with the denomination, it's just uh, they're richer. So I'm gonna take northern illinois. I know we were just talking about what happened in uh, illinois high school football this year, with private and catholic schools, so, um, I can understand the resentment there to an extent.
Speaker 1:Uh, seth, you got a bulldog and a husky. I originally had northern illinois and then I remembered that fresno was a bulldog and a husky. I originally had northern illinois and then I remembered that fresno was a bulldog and I was like, you know, that's kind of sick. You know, right now, if our champion of the past, mr clauston, was here, he would pick fresno state for no other reason than uh, davante adams and derrick carl. I wouldn't pick it for Derek Carr. Shout out to Mr Clark. Okay, ty, you've got a Husky and you've got a Bulldog. I'm not a fan of Bulldogs, so Huskies all the way. You know what I'm good with that. I also have Northern Illinois, northern Illinois okay, they beat Notre Dame. So it's a split decision again.
Speaker 1:Alright, hawaii Bull Hawaii Bowl hawaii bowl december 24th. We got san jose state, I believe. Are they the spartans? Yes, okay. And we got southern florida. Are they the bulls? Usf, usf. So that's the bulls, right? Yep, okay, and you're up. I'm taking san jose state, san jose gotcha, really just parts to the Mountain West. There you go. I also went San Jose, you also went San Jose, I'll go San Jose as well. I like Jose. I also have San Jose State. I went Southern Florida. I know I don't even have a good reason why I just you just like to disagree. That's fair. I'm just here. The Georgia Sports Bowl, or GA Sports Bowl Day. After Christmas.
Speaker 1:We got Toledo the Rockets from the MAC Conference against Pittsburgh. Pitt the Panthers yes, I think. So yeah, the Pitt Panthers. Seth, you are up. I went with Toledo because I think Rockets are faster than Panthers. Sound Logic, sound Toledo Rockets or Pittsburgh Panthers. Ty, I'd have to agree with Seth on the fact that Rockets are much faster than Panthers.
Speaker 1:Marcus, can you add some brain cells to this in conversation? I have toledo as well, but for any other reason that a rocket is faster. I now wish I had a reason, but I don't, and of my dumb ass went pit. Rockets are so fast? Yeah, but a panther is agile and quick. It can jump out of the way of a rocket. I don't really go one way, unless you're like a Falcon 9. Kenny daring, you answer Toledo. So I'm the odd man out again. And this one actually has a reason. Toledo has a rocket pointed straight at Akron. That's where LeBron's from the Akron Hammer. I'm so glad that conversation's over.
Speaker 1:We got the rate bowl, rate R-A-T-t-e bowl day after christmas and it's going to be played between rock chalk jayhawk, kansas state, and the rudgers. What the hell are the records? The crimson crimson, um, crimson knights, something like? I don't know. I should know. I want a Natty with a close table. Did you use Ray Rice, scarlet Knight? I was close. Who's up, ty? I believe it's Ty. Ty, we're getting there.
Speaker 1:Kansas. I was born in Kansas. Yeah, were you born in Kansas? So, yeah, were you born in Kansas City or in Kansas? No, kansas State. The state of there's a difference. Yeah, I know. Okay, just asking.
Speaker 1:Marcus, I have Kansas State. I've got the Root Gears Kansas State. I've got the Riddgers Kansas State. They're gonna get. I'm either gonna lose my ass in this or I'm gonna pummel all of you. Seth, yeah, I also want Kansas State. I'm the odd man out again, ruttenger. Well, if I was born in Kansas State and not Kansas Cityansas city, I went with you guys, but I didn't.
Speaker 1:Next, okay, you know what comes after that married and a baby carriage. The 68, 68 ventures bull night bowling green. And arkansas state is parkas. It's bowling green is like falcons or eagles or something, I don't know. They're like, they're a bird. They are the team in ncaa I always schedule so I can beat the shit out of them, like every single year. Arkansas State is what? Like Razor? No, they're not Razor, they're Wolves. That's the Dingos now in NCAA.
Speaker 1:Marcus, I have Bowling Green, you have the Bowling Green. Okay, like I said, bowling Green only exists to get their ass beat by other colleges. So I went Arkansas State. I went Arkansas State because they have fountains in their end zones and it's the coolest thing ever. Ooh, okay, interior decorator, seth, you're up. I'm changing my answer based on that last fact. Bowling green, I like bowling, I like deep greens, but fountains, that's pretty sick, like going to the bowling alley. That's what you're talking about. Throwing the ball Alright, ty, I'm a fan of the end zone being wet Touchdown.
Speaker 1:Moving on, we have the Armed Forces Bowl. We have the Annapolis. This better be a sweet guys navy versus the oklahoma sooners. We got uh the navy midshipmen, the uh naval academy versus the sooners of oklahoma. Who is up? Is it me? Yes, I believe. So yeah, I went with um.
Speaker 1:As much as it pains me as an army guy, I went with navy on this one. You gotta go with navy on this one. Great, do they still run the triple option? Oh yeah, oh, let's go. Oh, yeah, the triple option. You've just gotta kick. What's 1992 nebraska? Let's go. Tommy fraser, let's go. It was so fun.
Speaker 1:College football 25. Triple options to go? Oh yeah, except when you're trying to build up Air Force. Air Force, yeah. It's like you use up all of your recruiting points to get like the biggest, baddest fullback Power. Let's go. Give us, give him a cowboy collar, let's go. Oh yeah, neck roll. They went and changed the buttons so you have to hold to keep the ball instead of hand it off this time. So always screw that up. Yeah, someone's been doing it for 20 years. That makes it difficult. Okay, so, but anyway, it feels nice, though when you hold it down You're like that guy didn't even know. Ty, I'm going to make this easy for you. Are you going with Seaman or Sooners? Seaman Marcus, I have Oklahoma. I thought we had a sweep on this one.
Speaker 1:The armed forces bull. I know Armed forces have to win. Oklahoma did just beat the shit Out of Alabama. Alabama Ain't the Navy. I think Oklahoma will just run shit out of Alabama. I mean, alabama ain't the Navy. I think Oklahoma will just run them out of the state. I'll have it known that America has the biggest Navy, the biggest Navy. You gotta sparkle. You know, the world's second largest Air Force is the US Navy.
Speaker 1:Maybe I'm starting to sweat. This is getting me heated. Birmingham Bowl has anybody getting me heated? Birmingham Bowl has anybody here ever been to Birmingham? Nope, I heard that someone can paint me one someday.
Speaker 1:Do not, do I repeat, do not go to Birmingham. Oh, okay, why not? It's very scary. Uh, well, that'd be. It can't be scarier than like the carrier. Uh, wow, uh, it can't be scary, it's scary. Wow.
Speaker 1:We got the Commodores of Vanderbilt and we got the Yellow Jackets of Georgia Tech. I'm actually starting to see some teams here that I might actually watch. Go ahead, kenny. Georgia Tech is going to win this one. They're going to win it by a landslide. That defensive line is really fun to watch. Okay, nobody cares, seth, we're not here for actual football talk. It's one game in. It's sound logic, though Sound logic.
Speaker 1:I went with Georgia Tech because I was a former pest control employee and there was a correlation there and I was like, yeah, that makes sense. But you had Yellow Jackets have Yellow jackets have to die. I killed them, so it made it worth it. Go ahead, ty. I'm going to go with Liberty Bowl because I'm going to smoke a very liberal bowl after this. That's the next one. We're going. Yellow jackets or Commodores? Okay, I'm going to go with Georgia Tech now. Okay, I don't even want to know why. I also have georgia tech. Georgia tech, all right, I went to vanderbilt on this one.
Speaker 1:I know, uh, they beat dude. This is, this is the funniest shit ever. So they beat alabama and their stadium yanks down the goalposts and they take it down and and they throw it in the Cumberland River and they said, wait, this is too cool. We kind of want to remember this. So they pulled the goalpost out of the Cumberland River so they could cut up the goalpost and make souvenirs out of it. That's pretty sad. The only people are the people of Tennessee who would be like we're so excited, let's throw shit in the river. Wait, we really wanted that. And that's where they went wrong. And vanderbilt will be cursed from now on, because everyone knows goalposts yearn for the water. Leave it in the water and your alumni do not care. They're gonna pay that hundred thousand dollar fine, and they do not care. No, leave it in to pay that $100,000 fine, and they do not care. No, leave it in that water. They want it in the water.
Speaker 1:The greatest one was last year with Tennessee Trucked it all the way down Broadway, just that long walk in the middle of pissing off a bunch of drunks. Yep, that's what Vanderbilt did do. They took it right down Broadway. Oh shit, that's fantastic, and it shit that's. And it was crazy, like when the stadium like mostly empty when the game started and then, as the game went on, like the stadium completely filled. I've never heard of that before. Anyways, this game's crazy. Actually I have. Uh, what was it before? The bills went to the super bowl with their backup quarterback, who was just the coach of carolina last year. Gosh, damn it. Anyways, uh, reich, yes, yeah, frank reich. So they were down by like 30 points and they came back to win that game like bills fans cleared out because it's the brats. So they left and then they all came back for a row holiday bowl, washington state liberty. Are we on? Liberty, my bad liberty, liberty, liberty, bibbity, liberty, liberty, liberty. I'm still a fan of Emu, emu, emu, emu and Doug Liberty Bowl. Y'all saw the Shane Gillis SNL. Yes, liberty Bibbity made you Liberty Bowl, liberty Bibbity.
Speaker 1:We got the Razorbacks of Arkansas against the Raiders of Texas Tech, and we are at. Are we at Tide? Razorbacks of Arkansas against the Raiders of Texas Tech, and we are at. Are we at Ty? I think we are, ty. Do you want a Raider or do you want a Razorback, a Red Raider, a Red Raider Razorback? Why? Because that is the name of the guitar that Dimebag Darrell plays. No shit, I'm on it. I like that. Yes, that is why I would pick a bowl game right there. Okay, okay, I have texas tech. He goes in texas tech. Any good reason? Did dime back have a guitar called the red raider? Yeah, okay, so your reason sucks. Uh, I went ark Arkansas because of that.
Speaker 1:What's that freaking movie With the, the kid that went there Like big no, I heard of they call him. Oh, the sad one, yeah, and then he was Picked up. They're talking to like his brother the whole time or something. Throughout the movie, dude, I bawled like a freaking baby. Yeah, it was a sad one. Razorback football I still remember the Titans though. Movie. Greater, greater God, let's get through this Every freaking year. Guys Did everybody pick Arkansas?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went Tech. No, he took Tech. So we still don't have it. I swing Tech took the Tech. All right, we're going Holiday Bowl.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, washington State, are they the Cougars? Yes, and the Syracuse Orange, and I believe it is Mr Marcus. It's up, I have the orange. I also have the orange mostly because who's the quarterback that just came out of Ohio State? Macleod, yes, mccord, yes, mccord, yes, yeah, I love how, like, okay, you suck, you can't play at Ohio State, no more. But he ends up going to Syracuse winning and then keeping Miami from entering the. It was just classic that. And I love NCAA football, where you got a dancing orange on the field, of course. Of course that makes the most sense. That was going to be my reason for the orange, because the orange are the greatest basketball.
Speaker 1:We talked about this last year Every time Mascot games Orange vs Stanford Trees, orange vs Stanford Trees Every time Most solid. Who is Mascot? I know? Okay, seth, I went Syracuse for the exact same reason that a boy and the dome is cool, I'd like to go there. Syracuse is an orange. We're about to break the streak and I know why. Let's see if I'm correct. Syracuse is an orange. We're about to break the streak and I know why. Let's see if I'm correct. Syracuse is an orange, and this is how I'll word it. So I know that I win. Okay, ty, orange, you got Washington State Cougars or you got the Orange of Syracuse Orange. Okay, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1:I figured he would hear Cougar and jump all over it, marcus, I started that. Figured he would hear Cougar and jump all over it. What way, marcus? I started that. Huh, I started that. What'd you pick? The orange? We swept, we swept, we swept. High five, high five, five. Give yourself, you know what? Give yourselves a. Let's go, let's go, maybe a what? So what's going to happen is Syracuse will lose that game. We've decided your fate, syracuse. We do apologize. I do like Washington State.
Speaker 1:The Cougs just couldn't make it. I liked it when Mike Leach was there. Can't beat the O Raiders, quarterback Gardner Minshew, minshew, tell me that there's not two cooler people in this world than Mike Leach and Gardner Minshew. Well, I will say Kyle Orton, yes, they're almost on that level. Almost the best Mike Leach video is him talking about, which can't be better.
Speaker 1:Which mascot would win? Did you see that interview? Yeah, better. Which which mascot would win? Oh, did you see that interview? Yeah, god, I mean god, rest your soul, mr leach. Other than you inspired your team to beat my team last year in a bowl game because you died. So I mean I'm still not happy with you, but, uh, rest in peace. Um, the las vegas bowl. We got the trojans of usc versus the aggies of te. Texas A&M the coolest team with the stupidest freaking mascot. There's no such thing as a bull. Without Texas A&M, nothing cool. 12th man it's pretty cool. No, it's not. No, it's not Okay.
Speaker 1:We're going to just start with Kenny on this one. The dumbasses in the stupid freaking Johnny Manziel. Everything sucks about Texas A&M. I hate them with a passion. They have cheerleaders. No, he was Mississippi State. That's my bad, so stupid. All of these guys who 9 to 5, they sat there every single day do their normal life and then they show up and they're hog calling in these stupid little overalls that are painted perfectly just like their self.
Speaker 1:Seth, are you picking USC or Texas A&M? Everything sucks about the Aggies. We're going with USC, everything about them. Reggie Bush has his Heisman back. We are rolling next year USC, texas A&M. You want to go with the Trojans? I want to go with the Trojans, for obvious reasons, even though I've never used one, I've been really curious. For obvious reasons, even though I've never used one, I've been really curious. So, hey, I got A&M, got A&M. I also have A&M Kenny, so you have A&M as well. No, you have A&M. Sponsor us Troy. All right, we split decision. Only one I'll buy Fenway Bowl.
Speaker 1:We got the Tar Heels of North Carolina with recently acquired new head coach, bill belichick, the who tf, mike lombardi. So both of them work together. I love mike lombardi. I honestly really like. I've been to conferences with mike lombardi. He's he's such a cool dude.
Speaker 1:Um, and we got the huskies of university of connecticut. So yukon huskies. North carolina tar heels which, just in case you didn't know, ty, that it's like a goat. So go, husky man, seth, you've got a husky verse to go. Go, uh, north carolina, okay, I like north. Yeah, if. If it made it, I like Northern States. Okay, go ahead. If you like Northern States. I was just like Connecticut. I have the Tar Heels, you have the Tar Heels, I'll be the guy that has UConn then, for no other reason than Aaron Hernandez's dad played football at UConn, oh, I'm going to go with North Carolina.
Speaker 1:How did two blue blood college football college football teams become relevant in football? Or, even worse, how do they play in the Fenway Bowl at Fenway, a baseball field? They're shoving them in a baseball field. They do it at Wrigley every year too. There's a lot of games played at Wrigley this year. But how do you get the two blue blood basketball teams in a different sport? Because it's the family, but no one gives a shit, kenny. You just give them a different one. No one cares about these. Put your damn broadcaster cap aside and just realize that no one gives a shit about these ball games, which is why we do it. They're taking their germs. There's espn out there. There's all sorts of sports networks out there that care about the national championship of this country.
Speaker 1:This is not that show you all right, ty, yeah, so pinstripe. Uh, we got the huskers the restart. We got the Huskers. The Huskers, the storied college football program in Nebraska versus Boston College Very storied football. Well, I mean, you do have Matt Ryan, you've got Doug Flutie, doug Flutie and we've got Ty. Is it up to Ty? Yeah, it's Ty Ty.
Speaker 1:Do you want a Boston College dude or do you want a Husker? Takes the list Nebraska, the Huskers versus Boston College. What are Boston College Golden Eagles? Golden Eagles, fucking Eagle brother, fucking Eagle brother. I got the one. Huskers.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going BC on this one. I'm sticking with Raiola. Why, he's garbage. He looks like him. He looks like him. I don't know, I look like a fat millionaire, but I'm not. I just like the Cornhuskers. I wish Nebraska would come. No, I wish Nebraska was relevant again. And that's Larry DeC cable by cable guys team. So that makes sense. But, yeah, I'm going bc on this.
Speaker 1:You went, you went, huskers, seth went. I'm going boston because you know my nephew. Yes, yeah, that's there. You go, there, you go. That's as good a reason as any matt rule needs. That win. Yeah, the next. Uh, new me.
Speaker 1:Oh, who's the coach at Boston College? Now, I don't know. Yeah, you do, you don't. He was Okay. So no, no, no, no, you got this. You got this Billy O'Brien, bill O'Brien. Bill O'Brien, yeah, I was about ready to go Sucked at Penn State Texans. He was going to be the offensive coordinator of Ohio State this year and said, nope, I'll go to Boston College and they hired Chip Kelly, didn't they fire him? I didn't even know Chip Kelly was still in the league. Dude, chip Kelly is the offensive coordinator at Ohio State, which is probably why they suck, but Billy O'Brien's coach at Boston College and took him to.
Speaker 1:Now that you say that it does, all right. So we got New Mexico Bowl, because nobody wants to go to New Mexico, besides people that live there. Has anybody ever wanted to go to Albuquerque? It sounds fun, it does, I'll give you that, but like for a weekend or like a week long vacation Probably a weekend Breaking Bad. That was recorded in Albuquerque. If nobody knows, I would love to recorded in Albuquerque. If nobody knows, I would love to go to Albuquerque. I'm sorry, we all don't know everything about drugs, sorry. Well, that was a good goddamn show to get to familiarize yourself with drugs. Weird Al Yank did make a very fun song about going to Albuquerque. I do like Weird Al.
Speaker 1:Okay, we got the Horned frogs of texas christian university and louisiana, which I'm guessing is raging cajuns, is it? It is raging cajuns, yes, okay. So who's up? Is it marcus? Are you up? No way anymore. I have tcu, you got tcu.
Speaker 1:It is a tough decision between a horned frog and a raging Cajun, because one's getting gigged and the other one's getting horned, one's getting caged, one's getting pegged. Well, he could lick the toad and see what happens. I also picked the horned frog. Please go, kenny. Going to go with TCU just because they have the hippo toad? Well, damien Tomlinson, let's go. Ooh, andy Dalton, let's go. Yeah, maybe Vikings. I said LT, I said Andy Dalton, everybody's like what. He was solid when he was there. Lesser Fitzpatrick Okay, okay, seth, you had.
Speaker 1:I went Louisiana because I like anything that has like Louisiana or New England style. People from Louisiana would pick up the Horned Frog and lick it. Yeah, okay, louisiana Southship. Ragin' Cajun Okay, I could use one. You started this one, thank God.
Speaker 1:The Pop-Tarts Bowl Something you should know all about here, ty the Pop-Tarts Bowl. The NCAA Something you should know all about here, ty the Pop-Tarts Bowl. So who's going to win this one? This one's actually going to be a really good. Is this Miami of Ohio. No, this is Miami, this is the Miami, the snubbed Miami, the U, the U, real Miami, great, 30 for 30, by the way, both of both of them.
Speaker 1:Jeremy shocky, let's go. Michael irvin, let's go. Uh, wasn't miami down there with greg olson, yep, with, uh, the greatest rap song of all time. Let's not go there. But, yes, that, uh, yeah, what was the? Whatever floor? Uh, each floor, six floor, something like that, eight floor killers or something it was. Yeah, let's not go there.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we got the Iowa State Cyclones, who are always somewhat relevant, and Miami, who used to be relevant and try to be from time to time. So we are at me. Yes, okay, I'm taking the you, I'm taking the Cyclones. They won Farmageddon, they had a chance to win the Big 12, but just couldn't pull it out against Arizona State, and recently have been Taken over by one, kenneth Suter, on College Football 25, and they have won the National Championship. Congratulations, let's go, let's go, hell, yeah, I went Miami Because I always go with them in NCAA 08. Yes, sir, just because. Just because, ty, you want a hurricane or do you want a cyclone? Rock me like a hurricane. Fair enough, I have the U as well, you have the? U. All right, we're split on that.
Speaker 1:Arizona Bowl, colorado State, the Rams of Colorado State and Miami of Ohio, and we got the other, miami, miami, miami. You're up, kenny. Okay, let me figure out what number this is. I got to switch over. All right, we got the Military Bowl, which ironically does not have a military Arizona Bowl first. Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. Is I gotta switch over? All right, we got the military bull, which ironically does not have. Thank you, thank you, gentlemen. Uh, we had colorado stat, the rams and the. Uh, what are they? Red eagles, red hawks, red army, oh hi, uh, ben roethlisberger, right, yep, all right, we are at seth. I don't know, I think you. You think me because he did my uh, the you. So it's okay. So it's to me. And for the Arizona Bowl, I will take the Rams of Colorado State.
Speaker 1:When I played at Greenville College, of all places, my freshman year, we had a transfer that was a quarterback that redshirted at Colorado State and he was freaking amazing. What he was doing in Dirtbag, illinois, I do not know, but this kid was amazing, which doesn't change the fact that they're probably going to lose this game to Ben Roethlisberger's team, but there's my story. Go ahead, ken. So there's some home field advantage situation that is not brought up on here. Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 1:This is not just the Arizona Bowl, this is the Snoop Dogg Presents, arizona Bold. So Colorado State has this in the bag. Because Colorado, snoop Dogg, okay, I like where you went there. Weed runs this, weed runs this town. Okay, obsessed, I also like Colorado.
Speaker 1:And do we really need a reason? I like mountains. Okay, we can just skip time. We know which one is going. Ty, you going with weed bro? Yeah, okay, weed over. Uh, I got miami. Marcus ruined the streak, marcus. Uh, you have a good reason, or just you're being an asshole, just to be a dick? That a boy, because, ohio, you do fit in around here.
Speaker 1:Okay, now we're at the military bowl of north carolina state. What are they? Um, wildcats, yeah, yeah, no one cares. Um, eastern carolina. Are they the pirate pirates? They actually have a sick, freaking logo. Okay, so you're up, kenny.
Speaker 1:Um, so, military bull, we're gonna have to go to east carolina because it is less than an hour away from the air force base which our fred remington lindsey is stationed. Okay, all right, let's shout out remy boy and your beautiful child and your wonderful wife. And there we go. East carolina is purple, right? Yes, okay, yeah, I'm thinking of the right team. Then then, yeah, I want east carolina. And there we go. East Carolina's purple, right, yes, okay, yeah, I'm thinking of the right team. Then, yeah, I want East Carolina Atta boy. Just Zay Jones baby. That's what Klaassen would have been. Zay Jones baby. Big play Zay, big play Zay. Do you want a pirate or a wildcat, ty, wildcat Atta boy. I ruined the streak. That a boy.
Speaker 1:I also have NC State, do you All right? Well, I went with Eastern Carolina because of the sick logo and I won a national championship with them in NCAA. So let's go Staying in ACC. Are they ACC? No, they are CUSA. I think I've moved them up to ACC. Okay, conference USA yeah, no, there are. Uh, I think I've moved them up to usa. Okay, conference usa yeah, I bumped them up to acc when I had to see you say, because it's nothing, they're definitely not south enough to be sunbelt, so they have to be that or american, okay, so let's preface this one.
Speaker 1:This is the alamo bull, which takes place in texas. So if you're familiar with the name sam Houston, that belongs to Texas as well. I'm not Okay. Well, now we know Davy Crockett. Does that ring a bell? Yeah, davy Crockett. Travis, houston, no one remembers the Alamo? Okay, seth did not pay attention in history class, for the love of freaking God. Okay.
Speaker 1:So we got the Buffalo. We got Coach Prime in history class for the love of freaking god. Okay. So we got the buffalo. We got coach prime, coach prime and his buffalo against the uh mormon kids with their what are their jewish quarterback, their jewish quarter? What are the cougars? Cougars? Uh, bring them young, let's go. Uh, seth bills, or uh, cougars? Uh, I went cougars just because I'm okay. I'm not a not a big coach prime fan. Shame, cougars. Why? Okay, because of Cougars.
Speaker 1:I have BYU. I'm kind of over the Colorado hype. I'm not. They have not beat anybody, I know, but they still win. What are they? 8-4, I have no idea. Travis, hunter and shadur, but that's all I've got. I mean, everybody made it out that they were going to go undefeated and win national championships. As soon as deon went there and that's not the case, like he totally flipped the whole roster. Oh yeah, and they, they did some. They did some crazy. They did some crazy stuff. You know, beating TCU early last year and stuff. I went Colorado. Where'd you go, kenny? I stuck with the QB, the BYU, that is his nickname. I saw that on Twitter. I did not come up with that. That is his nickname the BYU. So I'm rolling with the Cougars.
Speaker 1:The air raid offense and my road to glory. Was a power back from byu on an air raid offense? Yes, because I. I forced them to like change up their offense because chase, chase wilson you're no longer in here. Did you see that picture where it's just like Chase Wilson is older than Bo Nix, but Bo Nix looks like he dates Chase Wilson's mom, zach Wilson. Hey, who's that tight end? That's a gadget player for New Orleans. Jason Hill, yeah, byu. Steve Young, jim McMahon, ty Detmer Never McMahon, there you go. Ty Detmer Never did anything in the NFL. Yeah, he's a great college player.
Speaker 1:Independence Bowl and we have the Black Knights, dark Knights of Army, and we've got the Thundering Turds, thundering Turds of Marshall. We are Marshall Seth Army. We are Marshall Seth Army. Attaboy Ty, are you going with the army or are you going with the turds Turds, attaboy, I have army because their quarterback is a dude. He's a dude. I'm going to go with army as well. You're going to go with army. With that option, we would have had a sweep if ty knew anything about football. But that's okay, that's why we're here music city bowl.
Speaker 1:We got mizzou and we got iowa and I am so conflicted in this game because there are no two teams. I'd rather see two buses crash into than mizzou and iowa. But, ty, you are up. Do you want a Hawkeye or do you want a Tiger? Tiger, any good reason why? They're kind of like a Cougar, just different. Yeah, they got stripes, more orange, more orange. Cougars are the Midwest version, tigers are the ones that get fake tans. Tigers are fun to count, the stripes are fun to count.
Speaker 1:Okay, on that note, marcus, I got the Hawkeyes. I don't like you, god. I don't even want to pick a team. There are not two teams. I hate more in this country than these two teams. This is cruel. Not even. No, I don't think I have nothing. No, I can't think of two teams. I hate more in this country.
Speaker 1:I'm going Mizzou Just because my buddies from Quincy they're Mizzou guys. I'm taking Mizzou. My roommate, jaden stopped over and had a few years over there before he came to Western and Iowa sucks and the only good thing they have are punters and they wave at the kids. That is true, they have to wave. I think Trent brought that up a couple years ago. The wave is very nice, that is a nice gesture, but you still are torturing those children by making them watch you play football because you're a terrible college.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it's awful. You want to know what's awful? Do you remember maddie mock? Maddie mock, so he was. So he tried going the um, the um, johnny manziel route at mizzou. He was a dude just dropped, started doing blow at a party and tried to play football the next day. Problem once was like when manziel did it, he was good, did college in college and maddie mock did it and he sucked, so they let him go. Anyways, rely a quest bull man. These are getting ugly.
Speaker 1:Uh, alabama and michigan. Who would have thought this would be boring? In boring bowls it's not even have a cool name on it. It's not like Texas Bowl or Gator Bowl. It's the Liar Quest, it's the Douche Bowl. Yeah, not even that's what I'm going to call this one. This is the Douche Bowl between the Wolverines of Michigan and the Crimson Tide of Alabama, and I do believe it's a Sether Tide, tide, tide or tie, tie, I think. Alabama, it was a tie for the Wolverines. He's going tied. I got the tied. Michigan's not going to get it here. I also have the tied. I'm going to go with Michigan, alabama.
Speaker 1:Just because you hate Alabama, I do, I do, I do, seth, I want Michigan because I like run first offenses. That is true, that's actual football talk. We're not here for that. I like it when they have the ball and they run really fast. I'm just being a douche, anyways. Well, I mean, it is the douche bowl. So, like Forrest Hump should have been. If there isn't two teams I hate more than Missouri and Alabama, the next two would be Michigan and Alabama. So, like, honestly, they could be at a four-way stop and gun it and I'd be okay.
Speaker 1:Sunbowl, we got the Huskies of Washington and the Cardinals of Louisville. Louisville, louisville. We are at Marquess. I got Washington, just no reason, just chose the Big Ten team. Well, they bounced back from going to a national championship and getting their ass beat to actually having a decent year the next year, losing their coach having a good time in Alabama right now. Everybody had to see this come down. Oh yeah, oh yeah, with the new SEC, with the new conference alignment with the new playoff format. Like college football is not going to be like a handful of undefeated teams anymore. Oh, especially with all this new, like this thing is the most attention to college football in a good long time. Like notre dame's gonna have to figure out something because they cannot, like, sit out of conference championships anymore. I mean, college football basically has a free agency, yeah, but at the same time the playoff just made a special exemption for them.
Speaker 1:I went Big Ten with Washington. On this one I'm sticking with the Huskies Seth. What are we on Washington? Louisville, I went Washington too. Louisville doesn't look good in my brain. Ty, you want to go Washington? Yeah, marcus, I, okay, marcus, I went Washington. Hey, we got a sweet Sweet. I kind of coerced it. Give yourselves a golf clap. Good job, guys. I also started that one. Yep, yep. So we cheated. This is probably going to be another sweet, I doubt it. Citrus Bowl we have the citrus bowl of our very own beloved illinois fighting illini versus the game cox. So now I know it's not going to be a sweep, because we have the south carolina game cox and I'm obviously going with the fighting illini.
Speaker 1:Illinois. I'm sticking with ILL. Again. I'm also going ILL, because you know it's orange and it's the Citrus Bowl Illinois. Or the Cox Cox, I have Illinois.
Speaker 1:It's a wishful thinking. I'm nervous, but, yeah, probably not going to have wishful thinking. This feels a lot like last year's game against pat bryant yeah, yeah, it does, but he gets hurt every other game. We found a game way to play. So, whatever it's, whatever it's got, let's go, let's go, let's go texas bull with one team from texas the baylor bears versus go tigers. They are the baylor Bears versus Baylor Bears, go Tigers. They are the Baylor Bears, aren't they? I don't know, I've never heard Baylor's name, I just knew him as Baylor. That's where RG3 played. I like it Baylor Bears. Baylor Bears versus the Tigers of LSU. And was it Brian Kelly? I have no idea?
Speaker 1:The coach that left, yes, north carolina to go to and then when he got down there, he like somehow acquired a southern. No, no, yeah, brian kelly, who he left? Not north carolina, he left notre dame, did I say? I'm sorry, I meant notre dame. Yeah, so starts with a name. This is kind of off topic. Close.
Speaker 1:When I teach so I teach public speaking. When I teach college public speaking, I talk about enunciation and pronunciation I use. You're on the wrong podcast, bro. No, I use his welcome, his like welcome speech. When he had the I like to be here with my family. Dude who's lived up in indiana for years comes down has a very weird accent. I use that as an example of faking an accent to help your audience. That um hillary clinton speeches where she randomly stuff in.
Speaker 1:I went baylor because what'd you? What'd you go to? Kitty hometown, hometown hero, golden bear, golden bear, golden bear, what do you do? You got a golden bear or tiger tie liar, I hate you. I got lsu, okay, all right. No, no, we split on that one gator bowl that's. I feel like we should have bobby boucher and the sc lsu mud dogs playing this one. But uh, we got the gator bowl with the rebels of old miss that's why I feel so sick and the Blue Devils of Duke. And we are on Kenning, I believe, on Ole Miss. They're just going to roll.
Speaker 1:You know Ole Miss is angry. They want to get into the playoffs. Lane Kiffin, they did it to themselves, they did, they did it to themselves. Now they need to show, you know the world, that they can win. Seth, go ahead, I, seth, go ahead, I went Ole Miss Blue Devils are in superior to Red Bull.
Speaker 1:You're a basketball school. Just stop it, ty. You want a Blue Devil or a Rebel? I had the word in my brain, devil all the way. All right, I got the Ole Miss Rebels, I have the Ole Miss Well.
Speaker 1:So once again we almost had a sweep. Yeah, I just. I like Ole Miss, I do. They just lose stupid games because he's got to figure out defense. He has to learn or hire somebody that knows something about the defensive side of the ball. Like the days of putting up 60 points so you don't have to play defense are over, especially in that conference.
Speaker 1:So first responder bowl, how is this so far down the list? Just because of easy one. So we got texas state and north texas. Like, what is easy about this north texas? Why is this easy? North texas has had a really good year. Uh, former alumni fullback in the late 80s won Steve Williams, who will later change his name to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh, north Texas fullback. Long blonde hair, changing my answer right now Texas State really cool logo too for Bobcats. I love their colors, but they're another one of the schools you schedule on NCAA just to beat the shit out of Sun, getting better every year.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let's go south Texas State or north Texas. I had to go Texas State because I believe the entire state of Texas can beat the entire north part of Texas. I can't argue that much. I mean, you do have Dallas and Fort Worth up there, so that's a majority of your population. You can see that as well. But I'm not going to fight that much. North Texas or Texas State, ty Bobcats versus three something or others. You pick North, hell yeah, just say Texas and point somewhere. We'll figure out what direction it goes. That's north, that's north. All right, it's as good as reason as any. I got Texas State, all right.
Speaker 1:I took North Texas on a last-minute change because of Stone Cold, because I support that. Logic Makes sense. The Mayo Bowl I do that. Logic Makes sense. The Mayo Bowl I do like mayonnaise. So does Another easy one.
Speaker 1:What's his nuts Quarterback in at Tennessee, will Levis, mr Mayo puts mayo in his coffee. He's even got mayo commercials. Yep, I'd like to see him play football, bro. Yeah, don't get it, I don't like to watch it. It's like, bro, you've got Calvin Ridley and Tony Pollard and a handful of good ass, and then the weird thing is just a cannon for an arm, the meme of him sitting on his knee. It's like watching one of those very mid players where you see how he could be good and then he just makes dumbass decisions. Who's up, ty? Do you want a golden gopher or a hokey fucking gopher? Minnesota, it is go ahead. I got Virginia Tech. I got Tech as well. I'm taking Minnesota because Whiteys love mayo. Oh, so Minnesota has to win. I don't like Minnesota. I beat Illinois this year in a trap game. Virginia cheerily on Virginia, all right.
Speaker 1:And last but very not least, we have the Bahamas Bowl of probably two of the most undecorated teams in college bowl history the uh buffalo bulls versus the liberty. I don't even know, because it doesn't matter. So, writer raiders sounds um, I can't remember. There's something weird. There are eagle or it's just not worth talking about really.
Speaker 1:But, uh, mark, I feel like there's only one real answer for this one. Well, there has to be the flames. Let's go buffalo, hey, hey, yeah. No, this is a real football team, not you chokers with josh halliday. You take it back, you take it back, you take it back. Now you have Russ Wilson. You know nothing. Steelers will win. You got Russ. You have Russ. I don't want to hear it. All right, russ has been doing good, marcus Doing pretty good. Do you want a flame or do you want a bowl? I got Buffalo. I'm switching to buffalo action. I didn't, I, I didn't know, so go ahead. Uh, I got like legit beef.
Speaker 1:With the liberty university, um, shouldn't exist. Malink willis, uh no, no, like as a university shouldn't exist. Oh okay, all of it sucks. Look up, if you haven't looked up, the scandal that runs there. They really just had a bunch of sexual harassment, assault, and they covered it all up because they're christian school and that can't happen. Oh damn, they'll cover it up. Um, so they got sued by the us. Uh, military academies do the same thing, oh, oh, and fucking them too. Uh, us buffalo american school, unlike the pieces of crap. Let's go, let's go. I've never been so excited to root for Buffalo since they lost to the Rocks.
Speaker 1:Hey, buffalo, tie Flame or a bull Flame. That's all that coming. Vargas, you can smoke buffalo. I started this. Anyone with buffalo? Yes, okay, thank god, alright. So what?
Speaker 1:We had Two sweeps. Two sweeps, sure you can. You know those, those electric arc lighters. Well, we did it, boys. We did it. Hour and fifteen minutes, but we did. That might be a new record actually For Probably yeah, for a bowl game podcast, cause usually we get on our soap boxes About something. Hour and 15 minutes, but we did. That might be a new record actually for the Bull Game podcast, because usually we get on our soapboxes about something. We also have a few more, I guess, but you know people can't make it to, you know, because they have their own things going. Yeah, you know, they don't care about the podcast, that's fine. They don't care about Bull Picks. We love you, cole. We love you, cole, we love you Colom. Shout out Trent, shout out Trent. They know about bull picks.
Speaker 1:Pick your shitty bull games, because this is what college football is all about A bunch of games that nobody cares about in the name of commerce. And they are going to be better than the national championship bull games Stat that they're going to be better to watch. I think so because, like 12 team playoff, what are we doing? 12 team playoff, what are we doing? I legitimately love it. I love 12 team compared to the four team, because this, with nil, we're getting more parody of the league. You're not going to be ran by the same three or four teams every year we're getting. You can do the same thing with eight to 10 team. You don't need 12. Well, yeah, there's a lot of college. As long as it goes to 16, there's a lot of college.
Speaker 1:I don't know. It's going to turn into a final four, like basketball. Eventually. These guys, these guys, these guys are gonna find a way to skip playing college football and go straight to pro, turn it into december. Madness. It's just. I'm not a fan screwed up, but I like it better than the old system, because now, even though we still have a little bit of okay, well, they can't have a chance like arizona state has a chance to prove that they okay. So then dial back the regular season and then make it a 32 team like the FCS, which I'd be in favor, for I like that too Well.
Speaker 1:I think eventually it's going to turn into all these other conferences are going to be by themselves. You're going to have the power four because these conferences are going to keep realigning. So you're going to have the power four conferences, not even power four. They're going to have two conferences, it's going to two. It's gonna be two main colleges at some point sec and big ted and then there's gonna be sec west and sec east and big ten west and south and they just want it to be the super league. Like it has taken some. It has taken some of the spark out of college football.
Speaker 1:For me, honestly, like and I guess that's the whole point between the shitty bowl game thing is just like, what are we doing? I mean, even aside from the team, we're just playing these games so these kids can have one more game, and I get it. I've been there. Everybody wants one more game, right, and that we're playing it so that for advertising dollars and for colleges to get a few more dollars, you know, before they shut it down for the season.
Speaker 1:The worst thing about the playoff is the effect on the bowl games, because nobody's playing, nobody gives a shit about the bowl games, just like this podcast. That's why we do it. If there is a way that they can just ensure that the Rose Bowl is a Big Ten and a Pac-12. Like the death of the Pac-12 just Annihilated college football. It just makes me so sad every time I think about it. And really which is weird because, like, look to college basketball, pac 12 is still there. It's only in football, and now they're going to probably ruin that for every other sport.
Speaker 1:Like um, every time they move things over towards, uh, to the big 10, I think is a the softball team over. Well, that's what I'm saying is like you're gonna have, you're gonna have big 10 teams. Well, the usc softball, usc or ucla is gonna end up getting on a plane and having to play in a softball game on a thursday night at rutgers on the other coast. It's stupid. It's stupid, but in the name of dollars, that's where we're at ty. What do you think about college football, elliott brother, you're doing great. Those of you who couldn't see, he put his hand up. That was his way of saying I don't give a shit. Well, we all can't see that is true. Okay, go make your picks, have a good night. If you get a chance, come see us. We'll be in Moline tomorrow night at Rascals. So peace out, love you, stay new to your pets.
