what is going on everybody welcome to another episode of what do you think this is you think this is the hockey show the football show just because we're in the beginning of September and maybe I'm not going to have time for the OG podcast the comedy podcast the podcast where it all started here on the Channel with the bunkers behind me which you can see that I completed my tasks as I teased throughout the course of the summer because the summer is a time where you get things done I always encourage people throughout the course of the summer that's like one of two key periods throughout the year where if you have tasks that you're just kind of putting off to the side that's when you get them done because you know at the end of summer we've talked about all the the Mystique has worn off all the Memorial Day and Fourth of July fun and parties if you go to the same exact party if you go to a bar a really popular place and you go on Memorial Day Weekend versus Labor Day weekend you can feel the difference in energy it's usually 70% is full and it doesn't H have that same sort of excitement and that's why I always have used August as one of two times throughout the year to get some stuff done and what do you mean like what are you talk what do I really need to get done I know you had to build that studio but what else do you want to know what the other thing is the other thing that I suggest for you that you should kind of do in either August or in December anytime after Thanksgiving when the winter really kind of starts to come on and I've already told you guys on this show many times nothing good happens after Thanksgiving Eve that whole cuffing season ends on Thanksgiving Eve it's just a dead period to take care of some things around the holiday season and what are you what are you talk I'm talking about the stuff we always put off like doctor's visits and dentist visits I mean I know there are some guys out there you're probably like me you're probably like my friend sometimes you'll go 9 years in between visits but you know when you do need you got to get a tooth extracted because you waited so long and now you need the full dental implant my suggestion is do it at the end of the summer do it at the end of the summer because once football starts once kickoff starts I don't care I'm just dying with a rotten tooth in my mouth because I'm not going anywhere near that dentist which is going to make me miss some random week useless game between like the Jets and the New England Patriots but you know it means a lot after a summer of watching nothing and having nothing to be excited for if you're a sports guy like me maybe you're maybe you're a reality show chick who watches this show and you don't know what I'm talking about and you really just want me to move on well I will let you know that I went to the doctor I went to the doctor right at the end of the summer and here's the deal the last time I went was weer five years ago the five year oh how can you do that yeah I did it you're lucky I went this year you're lucky I went five years later but I went and it's one of those things I know you've heard all sorts of different say like you know if you don't know that you don't have something then you don't have to lie when you're asked if you have tuberculosis or whatever the hell it is that you're scared about because I've actually had a really good Year my my year has been really good on multiple fronts and the way my mind works I don't know if your mind works like this everything's working well with the videos for the most part I went to Italy everything's going well is it not the perfect time to screw me with the brutal Health news I mean it's almost like they were they're trying to L me to a false sense of security so I do want to let you know that I got my results back from my blood test and the urine the urine test is a funny little process in and of itself now I can't speak for women on this you know they just sit down and pee in a cup I suppose but the go to the doctor pee in a cup process it it begs a question or two I want to know without I actually don't want to I don't want to know what you do because when you go in there with that little urine sample cup what do you do are you an early cup filler do you do you start the process do you blast the hose right from the top but then what do you then you got to kind of lean it towards the to or do you get the bulk out and save the end a more controlled finish for the urine sample because I know you're not doing it in the the middle it's basically two extremes and I don't want to know what you did am I going to tell you what I did absolutely not everybody's urine sample practices and philosophies are kept to themselves but I will say this you know you you run the risk if you're the last drops guy you don't know how much exact what if you what if you overestimate how much was left and then they administer the incorrect urine sample anyway I'll stop talking about the urine samples I did find it fascinating that when you're done they have like the you know the the Ghostbusters trap once they have a ghost in it they just kind of deposit it into this wall that's what you do with your urine sample you just kind of close this thing and pushing into a wall and then you get those test results back in a couple weeks the test results with everything and I got the message the way it works now is you get an inbox so I got like an autogenerated message saying your test results are available in your digital inbox so I can look at them find out but the way my mind works I need to enjoy a few weeks of football first so I've had the test results available for about 17 days but I think I need to get through like four weeks of the NFL just in case because with my luck I'm gonna open that thing and I'm I'm gonna have the Dallas Buyers Club MCC news they're the worst news ever is going to be in those results and don't tell me they would have called no they wouldn't have you think they care they get to say oh I sent the results and he can view them and then he can follow the correct course of action so I have doctor's test results with my blood my they're going to tell me everything that's wrong with me but I refuse to open them just so I can enjoy my favorite time of the year which is the fall and it just reminds me I remember over the summer somebody tweeted they put this Preposterous tweet out there and now that we're in the fall and I could be reminded of how awesome it is this donkey but all the seasons are equally good people should care less about the weather are you nuts have you gone outside I have my own philosophy which you can see on your screen right now if you're watching on YouTube every day that is the closest to room temperature weather that's the best season room temperature has been universally agreed read as the best temperature that's what every house you walk in is set to room temperature what season has that temperature the most and that's the best season of the year and that's where we are right now and maybe I'll even wait to the winter to open those results but you know then then it goes they'll probably expire after 60 days or something like that but hopefully I'm healthy hopefully I'm healthy I continue to do what I'm doing here build a YouTube channel and I try to parlay my YouTube success into my ultimate goal something that I've wanted to do for years if you know me I want I want to play Charles in the reboot which I'm gonna have to kind of commandeer myself the Charles in Charge reboot the remake of Charles in Charge and I'm obviously playing Charles and if you don't know what that is you can go look it up Charles lives in the basement of this family and he watches the kids well I want to do the same thing and the original Charles and we'll get to that in a second but I want to do the same thing where someone like me has to live in the basement take care of a family's group of kids who and I live downstairs and hilarity ensues as the differences between Generations are brought to the Forefront in season one of Charles in Charge cue the Charles in Charge theme that would get me a strike on YouTube and I won't play for you but you should definitely listen it's it's a catch catchy jingle even if you listen to the Family Guy version [Applause] charge I think I told you guys this I think I was just born slightly in the wrong generation many people many people say that like ah you know I was born in the wrong generation like I saw this post on Twitter that said is it me or does this girl just have 7s face and she does that the girl you see on your if you're watching on YouTube she has a 1970s face and that is a real thing you can have the face that fits a certain time period and that girl right there put her on a 1970s Hollywood poster put her you know at some horse racing event or or playing the wife of someone who plays Polo on the regular that girl would fit right in with that a and that tweet that you see I responded with my own one with a picture of Dr Death Steve Williams and I said I don't know but there's definitely a face for every decade clear 80s face here and once again if you're watching on YouTube or even if you're just listening and you have the time go Google Dr Death Steve Williams and you're going to see a guy with a straight up early 1980s face that looks like he would be your Junior High football coach or something classic80s face and me let's just just be honest I have late 80s into early 90s face I'm right there with the trio of stars from that era the Charles and charar Scott beo Ralph machio Tony Danza Andy Francis I have late 90s face and I need it I need it to come back around because fads come back around you know fads come back around like if I was watching these kids you know they would all have like the the Patrick Mahomes hair that everyone has which is really just a rebranding of the original AC Slater hair I me is this going to be the the hairstyle that defines the 2020s by the way like I was just showing you those previous decades the momes I cannot believe that this Preposterous hairstyle has it's not only caught on it has remained on I thought this would just all right look it's the momes and he's got the mullet brillo and just kind of there but people Still rocking it I see young kids rocking the momes they don't even have curly hair so it ends up looking just kind of like one of those mullets Jeff Foxworthy and I guess that's where we're at with these hairstyles and I'll tell you if I didn't grow up where I grew up watching the DJ paully D blowout hairstyle become the norm then I wouldn't even believe this like momes hairstyle Trend was even possible that I could ever become pop popular like that in fact you know no more than two weeks ago this is 1,00% a true story I saw the wildest iteration of the DJ paully D hairstyle at the gym so I was exiting the place and you walk down a flight of stairs so somebody entered the gym they were walking up a flight of stairs the guy had the DJ paully D blowout interesting hairstyle to work out with by the way but instead of having a full head of hair he had a balding hole like where somebody would TR the George castan's a balding hole in the back and while I really wanted to like make fun of like oh my God this guy's trying to rock a DJ Paulie D with a huge bald spot when you actually step back and think about it that's really the only way somebody should be rocking the DJ paully D blowout with a big bald spot because now that's how a crown is supposed to look you're supposed to have the spikes going up and then just your bald head in the middle interesting hairstyle to rock but as far as Mahomes goes he's back right out there again rocking it for another season if you watch that quarterback show last year he said ah you know there's only so long I could be a dad and have this hairstyle but I guess when push came to sh a lot of people say what they're going to do he's still out there rocking it and like I had just mentioned at the top one of the main attractions of the Fall is the return of what I like to call the the real Sports NFL football not college and NHL hockey and if you're like me you want to watch as many games as you can you want to watch all the games but just know that if you do it's G to cost you a pretty penny because do you want to know what the best part about the NFL is honestly it's that it's more powerful than the United States government it is and I know you're laughing yeah okay it's more powerful it is do you remember during Co every every single league around the world they were shut down every leue oh we got to cancel everything no baseball's down to 20 games they got cardboard in the Outfield no everything has to shut down the NFL finished their season in February normal time with the Super Bowl and they opened up in Kansas City on time early September with a crowd there none of the every other sport had to do these parlor jugglers tricks with a plate here and this there this guy's active in two weeks he's at the NFL just plowed through everything no regulations nobody stopped them nobody shut them down because that's who they are that's how many people fall victim to the power of the NFL nobody could stop him doesn't matter and do you remember how crazy it was during covid times you go to hang out with a chick you were you were a villain you were demonized by Society not the NFL you know a couple months back back the NFL it was found guilty in a court of law for literally charging too much money for Sunday Ticket a court came down and said listen these people like they're just out there they want to watch football you're charging way too much for Sunday Ticket there's an allowable amount a ridiculous amount to charge somebody for watching the NFL and you just went over that like there's a max amount you can charge for the NFL You Took a ton of money over the years and we just we need you to give like a little bit back we need you to give some of that money back because if was ridiculous you want to know what the NFL did you think they were worried after losing a lawsuit they lost so they they were ordered to pay the damages they said okay all right magically a couple weeks later another judge comes strikes that down and then the NFL comes back and goes yeah actually looks like we're not paying anybody anything and now that you mention it's Sunday ticket yet that those prices are going to be like a clean 6506 80 750 if you want to include Red Zone that's what the prices are this year if you go to the App Store on your iPhone and you want to download NFL Sunday Ticket and include RedZone $750 a mere two months after being told they have to pay everybody who had Sunday Ticket in the last decade a certain amount of money back they got a judge to throw that out the window and then just jacked up their prices like a good extra 30 or 40% I'm telling you there are two organizations in this country you do not want to be on bad terms with the first is Scientology they literally beat the IRS in court they went head-to-head with the IRS who had an undefeated record nobody beats them and if you go look up the tactics that they use to beat the IRS that's not a company that you want to mess with if you got on their bad side they purchase actual houses across from where you live so you live somewhere you better hope every family on that block isn't selling because they're going to buy every house and this is true unless somebody from scient Scientology is watching this and I'm just kidding this is for entertainment I would never speak bad about you but in the event somebody's not watching they'll buy the house across the street from you and just make your life a living hell they take your garbage before the garbage trucks come you do not want to mess with them but then the other one is the NFL you speak poorly about them I'm scared to speak poorly about them that's why I said my favorite sport to watch the NFL I'll be watching every single week I love it not college football that doesn't count the NFL I'm doing a song and a dance over here but what a heavyweight battle that would be that would be WrestleMania th that would be Hulk Hogan versus Andre the Giant the Unstoppable Force versus the unmovable object you have Goodell versus Miss cavage I'm telling you that would be a heavyweight battle maybe Hogan versus Andre isn't the best depiction it would be like a super villain vers a super villain and if I had to take a side on that one I wonder who you're going with at home cuz remember Scientology can really use it can really get down there with the tactics but when all is said and done I'm taking Goodell I I think no regulations can stop Goodell covid this that and the other they literally don't have to adhere to anything in my opinion I think the the NFL would beat certain countries in war I'm not even kidding that's how popular that league is that's how much money it generates and I would take them they are the most powerful company in the united no it's not F I know you're say no but social media companies they can sway elections just hope that gadell doesn't want to if someone says that lawsuit's coming back that President's going to lose real quick maybe you know maybe we should look in to the presidential shooting that happened let's see if there was any gel TI I'm just joking don't know conspiracy theory this that and the other but if you don't want to pay 650 to watch the awful quarterback play you've been seeing going around the NFL don't worry your old pal Andy who not only makes you money on the NFL but now saves you money on the NFL has a solid scam for you I may have talked about this once don't worry about it because last podcast I realized there was no scam of the week but I've got multiple for you this week so let's queue it up scam of the week it's a scam that's scam what a scam that was this was all a scam huh or should I say scams of the week the first up the Sunday Ticket College scam or the Sunday Ticket University scam and what that is is if you're a college student or anybody you know is a college student you get to purchase Sunday ticket for a mere $150 literally like 80% off as long as you're affiliated with a college and what's crazy the NFL has a way to authenticate your college status like I tried putting in fake information nope it goes you do not go to that University I don't know this system that they have but I every real student I put in it verified any sort of this guy graduated a year ago the NFL is getting continual rolling lists of people who are now graduated what if you drop out you imagine that you drop out week three you go to watch Sunday Ticket and it's actually been snapped up you're not in school anymore but what you can do if you know anybody in college you just need their information for Sunday ticket and you can get it for 1225 it's the Sunday Ticket College scam it's a scam and the second scam this one is more technologically oriented as you can see and as I teased I was redoing the studio it's mostly done it's pretty much all done and throughout the course of building the studio I needed all these little strings these little hooks there were some very specific items that I didn't really know the name to I wasn't sure so I did the best I could to describe it in Amazon and they always gave me something that was just like what I wanted like ah I just kind of wanted that I'm like you know what if that's the best and it doesn't really have something sticky on the bottom but it has a hook there you know what I'll order that it's the we thought you might like this scin after I cash out and after it's already been finalized and the order is already confirmed and yall preparing for shipment the next screen they say we thought you might like and then it shows me the item I wanted I check everywhere for the item after the first purchase was made they show me the item that I actually wanted yeah that's right I think they're withholding the item you do want so that you purchase one that you almost wanted and they know you're not going to do the immediate return on that I know some of you are but out of 100 people even if seven don't that's a huge win for them so it's that we thought you might like this scam you know what I think I think it's a scam and then scam of the week number three things are obviously getting busier for me here with football and hockey and all that stuff and on top of all the stuff that I Do by the way I have a full-time job it's very hard for me to just keep up with all my tasks on all these things I'm trying to update the patreon so those people have all latest information but then I hear notification you may you may have heard a notification in the back of this episode I swe I've heard three of them that's from my other job I have too much work to do why don't you get a job you want me to tell you about the George castanza scam I have the in-house Outsource scam I think that we should be able to pay our co-workers who do our same jobs money to do our jobs like if there are are five people who do a certain amount of tasks you know everybody in this country nobody ever gets raises everybody always gets repeatedly screwed so you should be able to offer your own raise to a coworker to take on your tasks and that will free up more time for you to do whatever it is you need to do in this world but it's the inhouse outsourced scam where you hire other people to do your job so that you can do another one and it's kind of like what Christina Applegate did in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead if you ever saw that movie except it's way more honorable because in that movie some poor girl had to do all the work and she got none of the rewards for it I on the other hand I'm paying somebody to do it I am rewarding somebody do you guys want another one I really think I got another scam you want a fourth scam of the week this is what the scams are like if I don't do an episode in a while they all just start building up this one I think you're really going to like it's a scam that's scam what a scam that was so this was all a scam huh if you find yourself in need of something from somebody but you haven't talked to that person in a while you know that you haven't talked to somebody in a long time and then you might need something because they have access to something or they know somebody who could help but you're like oh my God if I reach out to this guy they're going to think this guy just hits me up when he needs something so what you do you use Google Voice you use another phone number and you text hey it's Andy just wanted to give you my new number because now you cover yourself on many fronts because it's it's a solid dual method to reach out to them and by virtue of having a new number it insinuates that a there was a need for a new number hence a good reason why I wasn't able to reach out in the last couple of of however many months and B now that look I like you so much that I reached out to you to give you the new number and by the way can we get that table at the place that you have the connection with and that is the scam plural scams of the week it's a scam hopefully you guys find the need for that and if you're thinking like Andy but people don't really think that if they see a come in and they see a text oh they think it's nice to hear no they don't as you get older I told you things become less enjoyable I I broke down the age versus nothing's new slash nothing's as fun as those kids who that rock paper scissor who I I call I said if Margot Robbie called me for a one night stand I wouldn't have been as happy as those kids from that video well it's the same type of thing when when you receive my uncle used to tell me about the mailbox there was no mail he goes good no news is good news the older you get just like those doctor's test results the news tends to skew in One Direction but hey I I don't I don't want to end the episode like this I don't want to end the episode like this I want to talk about some good stuff but I do got to sneak one more bad one in I got to sneak one last bad thing and then you know it can be a a miserable podcast but then if I end it with that one good thumbs up thing to say you know it's speaking of George castanza like leave on a high note I'll leave on a positive note but I got one more negative one and it's not negative in my opinion I once stated I did a video about it you know what's always fascinating to me are the trivial things that people list as their deal breakers the something that's non-negotiable for me you know how many times I've seen somebody list Sushi Sushi's the deal breaker I mean you want to be abusive alcoholic who beats your kids and cheats on me that's kind of okay but if you don't eat sushi nah this isn't going to work I obviously say this is a non-s sushi eater so I do have somewhat of a biased opinion here but I eat chicken teriyaki I wolf steak Teriyaki you want to go to a Japanese place I'll go 15 times a week if you really want to but it's not the same it's not but you're not actually eating the sushi all right all right if Sushi is the basis for which you forge your emotional connections then I guess you shouldn't really come crying to me if you end up in Manson's trunk I thought it was a Preposterous way to look at the oh you're going to choose a partner based on this person liking Sushi until I I saw a tweet and I I I could not be with this person it's 100% fine if there's something that you don't like out there you know for ah you know I really don't eat a lot of meat I don't eat a lot but if you are an Eater of pretty much everything and you don't have any dietary restrictions or even philosophically you can just say I don't eat anything that was associated with an animal fine but when you do eat meat and you do eat fish and you do eat everything and you tell me that chicken parm is overrated chicken parm is overrated that's what this girl on Twitter said and the only thing that I could respond and this is the truth this is the equivalent of me being a vampire fire and somebody showing me the cross I read that and I really was like and I started to just peel back into myself this girl and my guess is if I saw her on Twitter she's got a big ass she's hot and all that stuff I couldn't do it I couldn't do it if I if I can't take the one night stand from Margot Robbie for for that type of rock paper scissor Joy then I can't be with somebody I mean if you had my blood tested which was and I do open those results in a week or two the chicken parm is coming up positive because that's how much I eat of it ever since childhood and to to see somebody think that it's overrated you know what let's end on the high note before I go I want to give everybody a reminder out there I think I want to make this a podcast Norm I I showed those kids who just lost their minds in Euphoria because of of the rock paper scissor thing that they did during a graduation here's another reminder we should call this the I wouldn't even be excited if Margot Robbie call me and ask for a two night stand portion of the podcast these kids are just in like a college hallway oh that's and a long putt is made oh my God and I'll add this video in the you see from everybody in this hallway I'm pretty sure I'll never be that happy again everything's going well in there every everything even if I open those chicken parm test results and they tell me Andy you're hell you're Benjamin Button you're better than when you were a teenager I still wouldn't cheer the full Margo Robbie one night stand it's going to put a smile on my face I'm going to have a nice little Shuffle but I won't be that happy and it's just a reminder if you can you definitely should be so well that actually is a that was not a p it's a semi hey we're working on it we're working on it and in the meantime you guys should subscribe to the channel here if you enjoy this show or any of my sports betting shows because that's going to be the end of today's episode thank you so much for coming back always bear with me sometimes you get a couple weeks in between episodes but I need this I need this this is how I uh I flex my creative muscles no this is just where I talk nonsense but this is uh something that I'm I'm never going to stop doing as long as I got the time so hopefully you guys enjoy it do me a favor like and comment on the video just like you would for my sports betting videos everything helps and tell somebody about it who you think might enjoy it very much appreciated I look forward to the next episode when we do this once again I'm pretty certain it will still be in the fall when I'll be at my happiest like I was today all right everybody take it easy and I will see you soon I'm sure for more of my sports stuff 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