The Cold Calls Episode

LIKEITORNOT is back! This time I’m cold calling random homies and catching some random conversations, s/o to Bobby out in Bristol Bay! I was tying to gt a hold of my old buddy Brandon down in Aberdeen and when I called his #, someone else picked up and it led us to a 30-minute convo! Yo definitely much love to you Billy,  from Weed, CA! And then after calling DJ QJ & my homie Paul, one of the people I called, called back! And folks that was Chris Crayzie! You gotta tune in for this one, a quick 34 minute pod that I atleast hopes make you laugh, LIKEITORNOT-take care sports fans! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Yo sports fans, what's going on? Carlos, I mean Carlos, what's happening, bro?

SPEAKER_10 0:13

What are you up to?

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Oh not much, bro. Just sitting at the fucking crib, man, just chilling, bro. Just uh You're on Like It Or Not, bro. You know hey, we're not live, so no one can fucking feel us, no one can no one can hear us, no one can see us, but you are live right now on the Like It Ornot podcast. 30 seconds in right now. Those factor the first call. Well, it's like I'm fishing right now. I'm fishing, and Carlos was the first person, and boom, we answered. How you doing though, bro? Are you have you recovered already from the fucking Argentina match? Don't worry, dude. I'm not gonna drop this. I left you, dog, alright?

SPEAKER_06 0:51

Uh wait, we we re-recorded it because I'm not a public person.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

No one, I mean, Los, this is Carlos. Um the other remember Carlos Delgado from the Toronto Blue Jays sports fans? Anyone? Yeah, that's who this is.

SPEAKER_06 1:07

I'm fucking out of it, man. I don't I don't got too much to add right now. What about tomorrow?

SPEAKER_02 1:11

What about yeah, are you okay with no freestyles for the fucking for the shit? No one, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

You gotta let me know ahead of time for that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

No, it's funner the other way, dude. It's way funner, dude. Okay. No worries. No worries, no worries, no worries. We gotta talk to you sooner, bro. All right, all right, peace.

unknown 1:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Sports fans, back to the beats. Hey, told you y'all store them like a psycho. That's the name of the song, guys. It's not fucking this is the name of the this is RBL Possie fucking San Francisco. They're not gonna be a big thing. I don't know if they were they made more money than fucking uh RBL P uh Loonies. I don't fucking know, bro. The fucking stats.

SPEAKER_03 2:40

It's a crack, crack. Well, I'm in the crack throwing off.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

I'm trying to find someone to call. Alright, let's see what's going on. Let's check it out, let's check it out, let's check it out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. We're three minutes in to the Leclerc Now podcast. Thanks for listening, motherfuckers, to see what we're doing in this new little realm of shit. Cause what the fuck else would we be doing? Turn my voice up, turn my mic up. Answer my call while she's not answering. Hey, good, good shit though. Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit. Smart man, smart man. It's 1118 p.m. on the West Coast here, sports fans. And we're not playing the beach boys tonight, but we might. If you can call in at 188. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're right. Hold on right quick. Hold on. We're back. We're back. We're back on the grind now. Think about who we can call. Someone who's from the motherfucking Bay Area right now. Four, one, five, two, three. Oh god. Six. Zero. Five. Okay, well, sorry, I want to give his whole fucking number out. But I wasn't lying though. Single. Never mind. I don't know though. Okay, who the fuck else am I about to call? So many people. Watch this. Let's go. Let's see if Chris Crazy's gonna answer the Ahib's call real quick. Oh, Chris Crazy's not answering. 1119. What the fuck is he doing? Passed out because he smoked too much? Passed out because he smoked too much, or he's come on, bro.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. Okay, hold on. The person you're trying to reach is not available.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

Yo, Chris Crazy, number one, get a new fucking voicemail. Get a new voicemail. Get a new voicemail. What are you doing? Get a new voicemail, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. While I think about the next person to call, here's the max motherfucking mob right here. This is fucking from the stairs. I go up on the stair, man. I go up on the stairs, man. My next mall, man. Let's go. Hold on, the call somewhere. No, they don't have an X47 today.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

This is my opinion. This is my opinion.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

This is my opinion. This is my opinion. This is my opinion. Okay, here we go. Alright, what's QJ doing right now at 1122 on a Tuesday? Spain just upended France in a heavily tattooed friend. Everyone thought France is gonna win. But if you read the fucking Epstein files, it said fucking Spain, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_10 6:48

It said the next motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Fuck fucking Seinfeld and fuck uh what's his name? I don't even want to say his name because you guys know what I'm talking about. Come on, man. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. No one fucking is fucking with a hit. It's all good though, but it's 1130. They're probably thinking I'm at the bar. Think I need to ride home in their car. Yo, I got two drugs. I'm at home though. I'm not even drunk, bro. I've fucking got fucking hours ago. That's a fucking banger.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Alright. No, one of my contacts now. This is my motherfucking oh. This is about to be starting by spinning motherfucking Damn.

SPEAKER_02 7:44

The real ass motherfuckers am I a roller deck? Not the real out of this. Look at all these numbers. I wish I could Damn, these are all cats I should have been having the podcast with. Oh, come on, man. I should just fucking spin it and just fucking call somebody, bro. Oh I got somebody. This might take us down a rabbit hole, guys. This might take us down a rabbit hole if this number still works. My homie down in Aberdeen, he's a fucking fisherman for fucking years. He's my age, he's fucking 6'5, 6'6, he's got fucking like sasquatched hands, and he can just fucking like take you fucking left. He's like a white beasly, but he's like a one-inch he's like a six five and a half, six, six beasly. I'm fucking not playing. Same attitude. Oh my god, if this dude answers, bro. I don't think it is his number though. And I'm not saying his name until he gets on. So here we go, sports fans. Um three. Oh, this is a 907 number because that's the one who was in Alaska. That's probably not his number. Let's go though. It could be somebody else. Let's go, sports fans. Like it or not, we're back in a new segment. 8 minutes and 55 minutes today. I I hope you're still rocking with me. It's 1124 on Tuesday, and I'm at home, and I can put a green light into my kitchen light just to get some different creativity pop in a little candle, and the green light's kind of weird. I'd rather just be in the dark with a motherfucking candle. You know what I'm saying? But here is yours, Brandon Bodwell. There we go. Oh, please answer. Please answer. This was gonna be crazy.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Hello?

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Uh hello.

unknown 9:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

This is 907. This is not fucking my homie Brandon Bodwell, though. I I can tell by the voice. My homie got a fucking fisherman's fucking voice.

SPEAKER_08 9:40

Oh yeah, well, I'm a fisherman, but no, I'm up in Bristol Bay. No, that's Billy.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

Are you fucking kidding me, bro?

SPEAKER_08 9:47

No.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Well, look, Billy, this is fucking Andy Hippa, dude. From the Like It Ornot podcast, you can look me up on fucking Instagram right this fucking second. And I played basketball down in fucking Aberdeen, bro, back in fucking 0203, bro, right? And Brandon Bodwell was one of my fucking homies. Brandon Bodwell. I'm gonna I'm gonna Facebook him because I know I've been talking to him on Facebook, but anyways, thought this was his fucking number, and it's not, but you're in Bristol Bay, Alaska right now?

SPEAKER_08 10:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

Is it fucking is there is it light out of the weird out Oh yeah. Hey man, I'm not trying to be a fucking weirdo. You can actually look my podcast up. It's called it's I'm on Instagram, it's called Like It or Not. I'm not trying to be a weirdo, dude. I swear to God. Brandon Bodwell has this number in my phone, bro. And this is but he was my homie from back in like oh, you know, I'm 46 years old. Anyways, bro, if you want you don't want to, if you if you gotta go, it's all good, man. Are you are you so you're fishing right now? You want to break then or what?

SPEAKER_08 10:46

I'm a tender guy.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

So then, so then you're just fucking okay. Well, man, right on, bro. Fucking, I might have floundered an opportunity right now. You need to get out and say, floundered an opportunity? Because flounders in Tacoma. I'm I'm in Tacoma, Washington, man.

SPEAKER_08 11:01

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Like right fucking now, and I'm recording on my podcast right now. And don't worry, man, I won't drop it. If you if you got the feds looking for you.

SPEAKER_08 11:10

Make a note. Yeah, if you have any shout-outs you want to give.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Yeah, do you have any any anyone you want to say hi to right now, man? Fucking feel free, bro, because I feel bad for fucking calling, because, you know, I mean, like, just bugging you right now. You know what I mean? I'm really trying to call Brandon, but you know, he can be put on the back burner, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 11:28

Yeah, no, I mean, um, shit, there's always stuff to talk about here in Bristol Bay.

SPEAKER_02 11:32

I mean, right now the weather's blowing 40 knots and so you're in so Bristol, motherfucking Bay, Alaska, right now, dude. That's uh how ironic that a friend has a number like that. And I'm just doing a new thing tonight, too, where I got fucking home, I'm a little fucking tossed up, but instead of going to bed and being a fucking buster, I pulled out the podcast gear and I said, I gotta try to get creative, try to call people who were fucking up.

SPEAKER_08 11:56

And three, four of my homies, man.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

So where are you from?

SPEAKER_08 12:02

Dude, what's in New Gashic Bay, upriver, hiding away from the storm.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Dude, what fucking movie are you watching?

SPEAKER_08 12:09

Uh the unholy trinity.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Okay, well, we'll get back to that in a minute. So where the where are you originally from?

SPEAKER_08 12:18

Uh Weed, California.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

From fucking Weed, California, man. God damn, that's what's up, brother. That's a fucking awesome, bro. Uh and I'm from Tacoma. You're okay. Well, you know what, you know, one of my buddies used to fucking play football down at uh College of the Redwoods down there. What's the uh um God, somewhere down there in Humboldt? You know, yeah, Eureka, dude. It was oh, some of the best fucking weed. When I was fucking when I met my buddy Brandon that I'm trying to call right now, you know what I mean? Fucking hilarious, bro. You know who Michael Beasley is by chance?

SPEAKER_08 12:54

Um, I you know, it kind of sounds familiar, but I don't know off the top of my head.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

Yeah, no worries. He's just like a fucking basketball player. He should have been a fucking legend by now, but he kind of fucked his career up. But whatever, not like that. But Brandon was kind of like a white Beasley, but he resorted to fishing, man. But you know what? Fishing is fucking what's up. Shout out to the Jerkovich boys, man. Do you ever hear of Nick Jerkovich, fucking Mark Djerkovich, bro? Or fucking like goddamn, I didn't mean to. What's that?

SPEAKER_08 13:23

Is it from Nagnik from Russell Bay?

SPEAKER_02 13:25

No, well, they're from fucking Gig Harbor, Washington. So Gig Harbor is right basically Tacoma. Uh-huh. And so they've been fucking doing this shit because their father was fucking running the shit for their their whole life. So they went to college, did their thing, but at the end of the day, they're like, I'm gonna go back on the motherfucking water. So anyways, I just think you know, small world, you never know, man. But dude, it's wild, bro. What a wild what a wild time. So weed California, so what high school, so what part of Cali is that like by is that like Fresno area and shit? Or northern, so northern, so Eureka and shit.

SPEAKER_08 14:00

Yeah. 45 minutes from the Oregon border.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

So have you ever worked for the cartel?

SPEAKER_08 14:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

I'm just I just kidding.

SPEAKER_08 14:11

Uh, have you ever trimmed for anybody?

SPEAKER_02 14:14

I'm sure you fucking trimmed a fucking few trees in your life.

SPEAKER_08 14:17

Oh yeah. Um I mean personally my company uh uh a couple of different uh family friends grows and stuff like that that I helped out with when you were living in California. There was uh we were we had a homeland with your energy. And they were literally we didn't work in a yard on the road, under the road, and we can trucks were coming through with and water trucks coming through, feeding the plantations, like literally like plantations were taking thousands of plants, and then like move your equipment out of the way, or like and then like you know, Asians, Mexicans, you know, they're all driving up there in the escalation, you know. Water trees and dirt on their way in there so nobody can leave them. Because getting the dirty and water and put in a lot of money to get those uh go in there because you don't even want to go into those areas because the cartels are out there. This is a legal should have like they'll uh they'll they'll do all their plantations in the woods. So you got like the legal growers that are doing their like plot land, but then you got the cartels that are in between um all the ridgelines and everything growing weed on the hillsides. It was it was ridiculous down there in Northern California. Like between on 299 from Eureka all the way to Bernie. Yeah, right, right, right. Weed grow after weed grow. That is fucking ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

I mean, you know, me and no, I'm not trying to age myself, man. You know, I'm a young 46, but I'm about to fucking 40 motherfucking six years old. And plenty of my homies actually like were like, yo, hey, do you want to come down here for the fucking like four weeks and fucking trim? So my little brother went down there and trimmed, and you know, he got out there, got out just in time, but he was like, man, something's up here, man. This shit's booming up here. These dudes jacked a generator from Tacoma. This is like 20 years ago, so I can say this. I'm not gonna say no names because I don't know who did it, but uh jacking a generator back then, like a huge one, back when there wasn't generators. Maybe this is 25 years ago. But there was but they talked about Northern Cali the same way you are, bro. Machine guns out, cartel was live on the fucking hills, dude. That's uh that that that's no lie. So my homies weren't lying back then. Sometimes you think they're lying, but sometimes you're like, well, what damn, okay.

SPEAKER_08 17:09

Well fuck. You just don't they just it just I mean, there's you're out in the country, everything kind of just blends in. I mean you come across somebody with a gun, you're like, oh well shit, you know, this must be a country boy or something like that. Unless you look at their car and the way they're dressed, you're like, you ain't from here and you're packing. Like there's something else going on.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Yeah, no doubt, dude. What the fuck? That's what's up, man. Like that this is like fucking uh reminds me of uh, you know, you ever watch like Channel 5 news on Instagram? Yeah, dude Andrew, the fucking white dude with the red curly hair, he just documents a bunch of shit all the time. No, I mean not like do you know Andrew's not from he has a Seattle cat, but he's like nationally known now. He's on like Instagram, but he like goes in and does like crazy deep dives. I'm just a fucking old hooper fucking smoker. I do a podcast called, like I said, like it or not. It's an orange basketball dude.

SPEAKER_08 18:05

I'm looking at it right now.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

It's in so it's an orange basketball dude, right? Yep. Yeah, so there's another one called Like It or Not, and it's a bunch of other dudes, but I'm I'm that I'm the orange basketball guy. So this is fucking dope, bro. Like, I mean, this is you know like a tip of the iceberg, but it's all at the same time, it's like fucking dude, like the the the the weed back then it wouldn't it wasn't legal, you know what I mean? You would get popped, you know, bringing pounds up the fucking coast, and some dudes would get through. Most of the time you're gonna you're gonna get through. Unless you're just fucking off, you know. But man, what a small fucking world. And I promise you, bro, I'm not a fucking fed. I'm not no fucking buddy that's nobody else, dude. Um I swear to god, dude. Um, you know, if you ever come to Tacoma, you can actually come on the podcast. I do it like locally at bars a lot. I got a little studio that my homies run. They do like a bunch of music shit. But I can I pull up there all the time and just podcast, you know, do my shit too. But uh I don't like bottom.

SPEAKER_08 19:03

I definitely have to come by there and we'll do an in-person. I mean, shit. I mean the story that I got for this shit is I mean, we were my life is strictly structured on um I punish myself with work. And like literally my family doesn't see me. My wife and two daughters, they barely see me. I'm working all the time on the boat. They hate it.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

Hey man, you know what, bro? Big shout out to you, bro. Shout out to you though. That that that's fucking huge though, bro. You know what I mean? I have two I have two kids as well, you know what I mean? Like I I I get it, bro. I don't make money off this shit right now, but the goal is to, you know, fucking somehow figure this fucking shit out. But it's not about the money. You know, it's about the genuine stories and shit. You know what I mean, really, though. But uh but yeah, man, fucking hey, dude, this is fucking sick. So I mean, if it if it's at, you know, not as you're saying at your discretion, but I mean, fuck, we can tap in again. I can fucking we you know, I'm trying to I don't know what I'm even doing now. I'm just experimenting, you know, like I got a little fucked up, drinking some fucking uh you get a shot of whiskey in Tacoma, you get a bowl of whiskey back, you know? Fucking you know, and it's like Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_08 20:20

But it's I was there in Tacoma when we were doing the we were in uh Ballard. We brought these boats up on a 75 foot landing craft, and uh we brought them up. We were the boats were in every for a while. That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:33

That's not a that's 75, that's nuts.

SPEAKER_08 20:37

And then we brought him down to the Ballard lock there at uh Lake Union.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Man, that's beautiful, dude. What a that that was it's that's one of the most beautiful places in the world, man. Like Tacoma than the Northwest, bro. I mean, I've never been to Alaska though. I haven't been far out, but I mean, bro, you gotta admit though, right? It's fucking beautiful out there, right? It's beautiful. And Ballard's fucking dope. I haven't been out there for years either, but I know Ballard's got so many restaurants and cool ass bars. I know it's getting overshadowed now that you're going through some growing pains, but whatever the f it's it's all good. There's some shit there just left still.

SPEAKER_08 21:13

Yeah, I mean, uh we uh normally Ballard was like a fishing community for the most part. Now it's all a bunch of yuffy fucking yachty that are there, a bunch of rich people bought over the whole entire place. So like talk about that. That's exactly the fucking truth, bro.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Yeah, that's unfortunate. That's like terrible.

SPEAKER_08 21:35

All the forest fishermen, the yacht people, fucking fire, you know, all the fucking rich people and then you know, we gotta fight traffic just to go across the fucking bridge to go get parts from a store because the place has grown so much. I mean it takes forty five minutes to drive two miles.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

And and and and if you don't mind me asking, 'cause only you're anonymous anyway, isn't it? Oh, gee mm-y Christmas. What how old are you, man?

SPEAKER_08 22:05

Oh, I'm 30.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

In fucking fishing years. Okay, so 30, so you about fucking 52 then?

SPEAKER_08 22:11

I've got half my life already on the water. I started I started fishing and coming up here to Bristol Bay when I was 16.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

So how'd you have the connection into fishing, man? Like you said, your dad or someone in the family, or what the what the hell how the hell did that crack off?

SPEAKER_08 22:27

My dad's stepbrother um owned a boat in Alaska, and I didn't know anything about the boat, didn't know the location of it or anything. I just said, he's got a boat, I need to be on it. And that was back when I was 16. But how the fuck then I've worked for like 15 every year I've worked for uh there's a few years I've worked for the same person a couple times in a row, but well, how the fuck did you get up there when you were 16 though?

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Just because your dad knew the dude, and you just that that that's like one of those once-in-a-lifetime opportunities. If you would have passed it up, then when you got 17, he'd be like, What are you fucking ready now, Jimmy? No, Todd. Come on, Timmy. Right? So you were like, fuck it. You man, that's dope. You seize the opportunity. Well, fucking hey, man. Shout out to you, bro. Hold on, one more time. Hold on.

SPEAKER_08 23:19

Learn all those skills and then get to a point of where I'm just like, can you hear that?

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Can you hear that? Can you hear that applause?

SPEAKER_08 23:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Okay, cool, cool, good, good, good, good, good, good, good shit, good shit, good shit. Keep rocking, keep rocking, keep rocking. Who likes it or not, sports fans? We got an anonymous person. My dog keeping keep on talking. I'm fucking Billy, by the way, yeah. Yeah, Billy Hoyle, baby. This is no last names, but Billy Hoyle from The White Men Can't Jump.

SPEAKER_08 23:48

Yeah, one of the Hoy Billy.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

No, dude, that's fucking no, yeah, no. Spinach and shit. Oh, Popeye to Sailor Men. You know, like my fucking parents got a fucking 51-foot yacht down in the Thea Foss right now. You know what I mean? And they're about to sell it because my stepdad's I should shut the fuck up right now. But anyways, they're about to probably sell the boat, though, and that's fine. You know, they live in Arizona, they're about to move back up to Washington, you know. Fuck Arizona, bro. 17 years down there. Scorpions, snakes, tarantulas.

SPEAKER_08 24:25

Yeah, fuck all that. Only thing that eats me up here is bugs. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 24:34

Hey, man, hey, one quick question before I let you go, man, because my wife's in there going, going, who the fuck are you talking and hanging in shitty? And I'm not trying to be like that, but I'm gonna ask you one more question. Do you have TV up there?

SPEAKER_08 24:44

Do you have a cable on your on the boat or Oh, we got we got a fucking Starlink on the boat. We're sitting here. Oh, okay, damn.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Okay, well check this.

SPEAKER_08 24:57

And then my phone service.

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Okay, go ahead, go ahead. Um, sounds like it because right yeah, this is fucking amazing right now.

SPEAKER_08 25:07

Yeah, I'm I'm out in the middle of nowhere and I have phone service. I mean, you're gonna have to come crab and provide service like this in the lower 48 um for how good this stuff is for being out in the middle of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

Well, I'm also on a Rodcaster Pro. It's a German-made fucking product. Not trying to say what it is, but that's what it is. So that's what I record from, too. But uh, so one of my fucking best friends has property up in the Port Ludlow area, right? You know, like Port Ludlow, fucking down here in Washington area, you know? Yeah, yeah. Hood Canal area kind of man, the crabbing season's just upon us. And so, I mean, shit, he's a fucking huge crab and motherfucker and shit. Not like for the money, but just for bringing him back to the fucking bonfire, you know what I mean?

unknown 25:55

Right.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

So, but man, dude, what I was gonna say is any last fucking shout outs, bro. Is there anything? Oh no, what I was gonna say is if you have the fucking uh Pitmasters, bro, on the Food Network channel, so there's a new show that aired last night. It's called Pitmasters. You didn't miss much, but there's uh there's two friends of mine, they're uh Denzel and fuck and Jacob, and they're they're chefs, and they own a restaurant as well called Grand Restaurant in Tacoma on 6th Avenue, but they're also in a competition called Pitmasters, and it's fucking dope. But the first night was yesterday. It's something to watch every week, bro. Andrew Zimmern's one of the fucking judges, and there's like the Pope of Barbecue, forgot his name, Cervante, maybe. It's pretty major, it's it's pretty dope. But uh man, I'm I'm tapped in up here in Tacoma, bro. You know what I mean? With fucking just life in general, you know what I mean? So you didn't get no fucking random call from no fucking jabroni, man, Billy, much fucking love. If you have anything you want to say to anyone back home or anyone here, anyone at all in general, that girl back at the bar you go dock back up right now. Last call.

SPEAKER_08 26:57

Shit, nah, just good looking on calling and uh we'll have to keep in touch with each other. This one's a good one. Um boy, yeah. Yeah he knows some people and stuff in the industry and stuff here and there, but you know, he's always talked about it trying to get like us on the scene of like not not even not even like TV or anything, but just like having that reality, like you know, where we set up a camera and it's just documenting our whole day fucking bullshit sitting there.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

You guys should do that because you you're number one, you're up in Alaska. People want to see what the fuck's going on up there, bro. That's like one of the last frontiers it really is, though. You know what I'm saying though, dude? I'd say you take the steps to do that, but at the same time, bro, we're we're gonna fucking tap back in. I'm gonna do this again because I've called like three or four people before you. I called one guy and he was fucking It was one of my fucking good friends, and he just had a he was like, What are you, what's up, dude? What are you what's up? And I was like, what's up, Carlos? What's up, Carlos? What the fuck? What are you doing right now? He didn't, he wasn't with it. So anyways, man, random ass shit, man. Billy, much fun to fucking love. Any last words for the people?

SPEAKER_06 28:07

Oh man, everybody stay safe out there, you know. World's getting crazy, so you know.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

No fucking doubt about that, bro. No fucking doubt about that. I mean, no doubt. That's another tip of the iceberg we might get into after a couple more shots of whiskey. One night we'll go live when I'll start drinking. I'll start, I'll crack the bottle one night. We'll have to make some fucking plans, bro. We're gonna we're we're gonna dive more into this shit, though, Billy, for real, though.

SPEAKER_08 28:34

Oh, definitely. I'll have to get a bottle next time we hit land, and then I'm docked up.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Man, this is all fucking raw, uncut. Fucking never talk to this person in my life, sports fans. I was trying to call my homie Brandon Bodwell. Brandon, I'm gonna get a hold of you soon, motherfucker. You Mike White, Michael Beasley, and uh, dude, Billy, like it or not, podcast. We're out. I'm gonna holler at you, baby. Have a good night. No, you too, man. Fuck yeah, be dude. Hell yeah, man. Come on, let's go. That's dope.

SPEAKER_08 29:02

I'm saving your number.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

Hey, dude, please do, brother.

SPEAKER_08 29:06

Save mine too.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Oh, man, already, man.

SPEAKER_08 29:08

Billy, Bristol Bay Fisherman.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

Yeah, I'm gonna switch it from Brennan to the I got you, man. I'm I'm on it. I'm on it. Wild shit. Like it or not, sportsman. Andy. Andy Hippa.

SPEAKER_08 29:20

Andy? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Andy Hippa. Yep, and it's H Y P P A. Not H I, not the HIS. It's finished last name, so H Y P P A. Fucking dude. 100, big dog. Hey, tell your boy, man, get that fucking shit popping on the fishing and on your all your trips, dude. You're missing out on content.

SPEAKER_08 29:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Hey, until the next update.

SPEAKER_08 29:47

Until the next one.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Alright, brother. Hey, we'll get I'll get some video shit popping next time too, man.

SPEAKER_08 29:54

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

Alright, big dog. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:57

I'll just record some videos and when it gets rough when we're traveling. It's fucking gnarly sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Oh man, I wouldn't fucking even want to be out there, but I hear you. I and yeah, man, that's what I could have had. I had a few opportunities to fish, man, and I passed them up and I wish I didn't, but it is what it is. Yep. Well, hey, man, look, a big shout out to you for coming on, though.

SPEAKER_08 30:26

All right, big dog.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

I'm gonna talk to you soon, brother.

SPEAKER_08 30:30

Alright, man. You have a good night.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

Hey, you too, man. Later, brother. Well, I've come up to the next one. Hey, just like that, sports fans. You know what I'm saying? Hold on. We ain't playing Drop It Like a Tot. You know, this is I don't like how they're playing these songs right now. I had it on my West Coast just. Alright, folks, what you guys need to realize right there is as you can tell, if you really listen to the whole conversation, and you don't even need to listen to the whole thing. You need to just listen to the beginning and the fucking end. But I was trying to call a friend of mine that I'm still in touch with. We're still homies, we just don't kick it because he lives in fucking Aberdeen, Washington. And that's like two and a half, three hours away down there from the tack. So uh but Brandon Bodwell, that's my boy. And um obviously his old number from when he was fishing up in Alaska, up in Bristol Motherfucking Bay, he has someone but someone else answered. So I don't know what we gained from that, sports fans. But I just want to let you guys know that I've never talked to Billy at all in my life from it's up on a fucking boat in Bristol Bay. I don't know what I should ask him, what are you fishing for? What are you catching lately? You know what I mean? I just didn't expect no one to answer, and when they did, I was like, what the fuck? So Billy fucking 100, big dog. You know what I mean? Oh my god, Chris Crazy is calling right now. Let's go. And sports fans live from the Light or Nut Podcast. We're 32 minutes in and live. We have Chris Crazy. Colonna's back. I just got off the phone, Chris, with a cat from Bristol Bay, Alaska. Because I called my homie Brandon. I have a new thing I'm doing, where I'm just setting up the podcast. I put a green light into my own light, into my living room to make me feel like I'm somewhere else. And I lit a candle, I have a Coca-Cola Classic. I'm fucking drunk, but I'm not that drunk because I know what I'm doing. If I set my equipment up, I'm good. Anyways, I called my homie Brandon Bodwall down in Aberdeen. He was a fisherman back when he gave me this particular number, so I called this number 907. I noticed it when I called it.

SPEAKER_07 32:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

The dude answered, bro. And it was fucking name was Billy from Weed, California. I swear to motherfucking G-O-D, okay? He's from Weed, California, but he's up in Alaska fishing. Him and his boy are on this fucking fat ass boat. And we talked for like 28 minutes about like bears in fucking Alaska and like Kodiak fucking chew and shit. You know what I'm saying? It was wild. Hey, folks, Chris Crazy. Motherfucking dog, but anyways, man, we're 33 minutes in, bro. In nine seconds, eight. Hold on, and we're on 3315. 3320 is my address, though. 3317. We're 33 minutes in. 3320 south, ninth wide. Hey, let's go. I will never forget that house. That's where I was born and raised. That's where I fucking Jesus Christ. We tried to be another bad creation. Chris, how you doing though?

unknown 33:30

I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I'm yeah, you're can you tell us uh something about the what's going on on the 26th? Because uh I can't wait to fucking jump in a fucking one of those brown sacks and beat people in a race.

SPEAKER_07 33:44

Yikes. That's insane. Uh it is adult fill day. Um and uh someone's coming to uh kick ass and take no names later. That's what it is. It's uh Ricky Bobby. If you're not first, you're last. Okay, so we're looking for a first place person that's gonna reign supreme for adult fill day. That's what's happening, July 26th, my brother.

SPEAKER_02 34:09

Well, you know what, man? I want to announce one of my top players right now, but I don't know if I should. But I think now's the time. I mean, like I'd say wait, but it's your call. Okay, no doubt. Because who's really listening to my shit? You know what I'm saying, though? But I'll fucking wait though, because I I'm assembling a little a little Monster squad on accident.

SPEAKER_07 34:32

And somebody's listening, bro. Believe that. Someone's listening.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Oh, someone's listening in my cracked window down at the other apartment complex down there right now. Number one for sure. That's who's for sure. But, anyways, man, I thanks for calling back. You know, I was doing a new thing where I'm just fucking calling people instead of going to sleep. I'm like, yo, set your shit up and start calling people. Whoever calls, they're and if they don't want to be on, man, then if the feds are on them and they don't want to be like, well, fuck.

SPEAKER_06 35:01

Well fuck it, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

I need that one fucking I need that fucking thing, then instead of like doing like uh one of these, instead of doing one of those, I need like the fuck.

SPEAKER_07 35:12

Like, but I don't need you gotta program that. You gotta take the the crowd sound out and put the other sounds in.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

No, you need the crowd sound in, but uh oh Chris, though, um Chrisco, do you have do you have time today or what? Got a couple seconds?

SPEAKER_07 35:27

What what what what's going down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the what's going on?

SPEAKER_02 35:31

I mean, there's a few things going on. I know that there's a a huge uh uh opportunity, is what I'm gonna call it. Uh down at Nate Jackson's super funny comedy club, and that's when when those people, he's in he's inviting people, he's doing a workshop. You guys have done it before, but you know what happens when you do it before and you do it again? It gets fucking better.

SPEAKER_07 35:54

Right, right, and yeah, look in the super funny festival. Yeah, so like man, he's got this person coming.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Yeah, she looks like one of my my third grade teacher, Miss Strickers. Shout out to Miss Strickers. But she but it's not, and you know, her husband Jay Strickers was a Pac-10 referee back then when the UW used to fucking win the titles all the time on football, Bean O'Brien, Napoleon Kaufman, Mario Bailey. You remember those guys? But uh anyway, so there's a big thing going on down there. I think it's fucking dope that he's bringing in like actual comedians that are actually gonna give up their fucking secrets, you know what I mean? Because you don't give them up.

SPEAKER_07 36:32

No, I mean shit. It it shit, it ain't no secrets to give up. There isn't.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

I feel you. I feel you. I feel you.

SPEAKER_07 36:40

It really isn't if it's shit. If it's a secret, I can't keep it, you know? So it is what it is, but you heard that, ladies.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

If it's a secret, he can't keep it.

SPEAKER_07 36:52

Okay, so yeah, don't let me know nothing, bitch. Mind you, bitch. Do me a favor. Don't do me no favors. Okay?

SPEAKER_09 36:59

Oh, man, I'm dude.

SPEAKER_07 37:01

Yeah. That's Miss Judy Carter. She does the comp, she did the comedy Bible.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

That's what I'm talking about. That's who she is, man. Come on.

SPEAKER_07 37:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

Shout out to you again, bro.

SPEAKER_07 37:14

Um, she'll be there. Nate Jackson will uh be there. The king of swing. Um, I will be doing a track.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

King of Swing. Hey, you know what, bro? You know what's dope as fuck is I saw the hair thing on the Nate's hair thing, bro, right? I saw, and then I saw like the next day, because like my phone knows that I'm you know, then they know what we're doing. Somehow my phone knew how much I was into Nate's other video that it showed another video of him sitting down with you, interviewing him recently. That was a such a dope video, too, by the way. That you when you when he, you know, you guys had a little fucking minute and a half talk, bro. That was fucking awesome. And I noticed his hairline, his hairline was was there. It was all like never nothing ever happened. Like if you didn't know him, then you wouldn't never have known.

SPEAKER_07 38:01

Yeah, I yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

I want to know how much that costs. I don't know how much that costs, because I would like that, because then I wouldn't wear hats all the time. Real shit. But uh Alright, well, I don't want to get into it too much because I got I can ask you some real deep you know questions right now. You know what I mean? Like it's like fuck, dude. Like, I mean, like you know, like it's like how you know, do you feel pretty fortunate? Like, I mean it's like it seems like you've got a nice little opportunity down there, and you know what you haven't done is squandered it. You haven't like fucked it off. Like sometimes people in Tacoma get opportunities to do shit and they fuck it off, you know.

SPEAKER_07 38:34

Oh yeah, I I both definitely the king of fucking off of some opportunities, let's let's be clear here. Uh but um trash talks tomorrow. You align yourself with greatness that's what you do. Hate on it for what? Squander it for what? Let's pick this brain of yours. You got a moment? Let's answer these questions. Can I ask you some stuff? Can we do some? You know, so it's awesome to be in the wheelhouse straight up.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

I mean, did you stop smoking like a lot or all, or did you change anything, or did what I'm not even joking.

SPEAKER_07 39:08

No, for what? Be me. He knew me before this stuff.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Yes, authenticity rules every fucking all day every day.

SPEAKER_07 39:17

Bingo, that's what I think causes a lot of problems for me. I'm not good with faking and putting on the riff like um 98% of the city is. Uh so yeah, that's bad. Yeah, it you know, it's it's awesome. It's awesome for what it is. Authentic authenticity is uh it it can get you places for sure. Okay, so you can actually add some shit too.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Hey, one more question too. Do you uh like see every time you go grocery shopping or do you order groceries to your door? Do you see some does somebody bug you? Do people bug you, or do you feel like you're even bugged, or do you care that people say, Yeah, what's up, Chris Crazy? What's up, man?

SPEAKER_07 39:59

You know, like that happens a whole fuck of a lot, actually. And that's the uh fuck that fame, she give me the money, right? But uh it it's awesome for the most part because there's people doing stuff and ain't nobody acknowledging the fucking thing you're doing. So it's uh it's it's awesome, actually. Straight up. Yeah, man. You know.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

Hey, is combat still dropping fucking hits? Is he still making music?

SPEAKER_07 40:26

Uh don't I don't know. I haven't I haven't talked to him in a while. Life's been life ain't for people. I know.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

You know what I don't I was uh you know what I just thought about that be this like about nine like 38, 40 seconds ago. As you were talking, I was like, man, how blessed I am to have you talking to me right now in this realm. And well, because I I you know I got I I know, I know, brother. I I've been reading, I see it all. I don't know the people like you, but I yes, much much love, Chris.

SPEAKER_07 40:52

I appreciate that toy story. That uh that acronym Andy, that's all that is.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

And actually, you know what? I'm not gonna name no names either, but I'm gonna do this real quick and take a like take like about two, three, four seconds real quick and just do a little bit of one, two, three, and uh for all the fallen soldiers, past and present.

SPEAKER_07 41:14

There we go. Straight up, yeah, like real recently. Like everybody's passed away over shit, man. So love who's loving you, man. That's all I can tell you.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

Yep, man, that's very hearing you, bro. I'm about to play a bounce to this by RBL Posse, I think, when I we fucking get off the fucking or stomping my steel toes by SIBO. Sheez, where'd my playlist, Dad? It's not even much, that's just the algorithm that I'm on because I played Mac Maul. I played fucking sick with this, and then here we are.

SPEAKER_07 41:53

That's good shit. That's good shit. Doobie. Oh, Messi Marv, explosive mode. Oh, I don't know. That means it's limitless, insane, and yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

You know, as far as fan, just being a fan, and I don't care, it's so hard for people in Tacoma to be a fan, but Messi Marv is somebody I wouldn't mind seeing live. And and Mitchie Slick, I seen him with fucking Crondon and Fill the Agony. Shoosh, yeah, strong arm steady back in the day in Numos. That was like nine years ago, bro. Gave a 20 second to Fill the Agony. He was like with three bitches, and he was like, Man, tell you, thanks, bro. I said, This is from Tacoma. Anyways, anyways, whatever. Tash is coming back out with new shit, bro. That's fucking dope. He Tash is sober now. But, anyways, man, I ain't trying to get sober right now. You know what I mean? I'm drinking this fucking Pilsner from Nero's Brewing. Whatever. Didn't have no mad dog at the crib. But man, Chris, though, man, we're gonna fucking do that shit. So tomorrow's trash talk. I'm gonna try to get up and drop this shit right the fuck now. But either which way trash talk on the 50th.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

Come do a fucking burger review there at Thelma before the show starts.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Well, the wings are what I heard. Fred McCullum, man, big Fred said that the motherfucking wings at Thelma's were the best in the city.

SPEAKER_07 43:09

Stupid. Stupid. I'm stupid. Again, I'm thinking I'm like, you are the foodie. You're foodie Freddy. But I'm like, for whatever reason, I feel like you do burgers of a majority of stage.

SPEAKER_10 43:21

I don't want to be a foodie. I never wanted to go in that lane. And if you put me in the lane, I'm gonna run it down. Look, my name is Ronda.

SPEAKER_07 43:29

What's it's awesome? It gets traction. That's what the fuck motherfuckers doing it for. What?

SPEAKER_02 43:35

I've been doing I look at my I look at my Facebook memories, and I've actually been doing this food shit for about fucking longer than I'd like to believe because I I like small businesses. I want to see the the places I want to see survive are on the tax survive, you know what I'm saying? And but yeah, but I hear you though, man. Hey, um also one last thing about food time well spent. Have you been there?

SPEAKER_07 43:55

No. What is that?

SPEAKER_02 43:57

Time well spent. I'm surprised you don't know, but I I mean, also, you're not a foodie, and I'm not either. I just follow a bunch of foodies and I'm in the wrong lane.

SPEAKER_07 44:04

But I'm I am a foodie. I'm in the slow lane. Jay Freeze.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Uh he's uh Jay Freeze.

SPEAKER_07 44:15

He's he's super, super duper busy. Hang on shit on my brother. He's he's crazy busy. He's uh a father first, then an entertainer second. So he's actually doing things to uh keep his life rolling. Because you know, um that's the first thing in rap, rap don't pay. So if you ain't got a job that's funding this shit, you're you you're off to a horrible start. So my brother's actually making things happen. So when we do get a window of time and weekend to make shit happen, we pump out episodes. But it is the Big Back food review. So I'm trying to become a foodie, but I've been a big back this whole time, so.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

Well, you know what? Sit down with Erica Taste Test. She'll meet up with you over there at Anthem Coffee across the street from Nate down to the right. Far left. The what? Anthem Coffee. I don't know. It's just one of the coffee shops down there, man. She'll meet up with the Erica Taste Test. Shout out to Erica Taste. Erica. I don't have to say her full Instagram, man. I'm not hip. Yeah, I'm not hip. Well, you're not hip. Another fucking thing. You know, my podcast is called Like It or Not, and then today I got all kind of drunk and shit, and I was drinking whiskey, and I was like, hell yeah, I'm gonna start doing Like It or Not. And then like I drank a glass of water, had like some light beers, calmed down, smoked, and then I was like, I can't do that though, but why not? Because I don't want to tear nobody down, but I mean I can be real, I can say that tonight at Porch at Porch Light on 6th Ave, there were these sliders, they were fire of Swiss cheese. But who has Swiss cheese and mayonnaise only, though, dog? I before it was too late, I already ate. It was a slider, like a white castle. It was good, good, good beef and all that, good cheese, but the the mayo kind of threw me for a loop. See? But I didn't order them.

SPEAKER_07 45:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So to keep it funky with you, yeah, I ain't shitting either. I'm lying on my food review show too. Nah, bitch. I genuinely don't like fucking Swiss cheese with mayo, bitch. That's a horrible combo to me. Where's the sweet baby raised? Where's the Worcestershire sauce?

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Where's the Where's the warning at? Where's the warning saying this is what we ordered? Because Paul, want me, Paul. Maybe he ordered them like that on the side, and I didn't know because he was like, two came out. I didn't order shit, I ordered a beer. He goes, You want one? I go, shit, I can have one? I go, he goes, of course. I go, okay. And I was like, is that garlic sauce? Maybe? Garlic fucking but no, anyways, man. Right, there we go. That's the word I was looking for there. Anyways, it wasn't though. Plus, the owner called me boom hour, so I got kind of like, hey, you know what? You can't just do that, you know, so you can you can't just call me boom hour. I spend money at your establishment. You know what? And I don't care. Sticks and stones may break my bones with words, will never hurt me.

SPEAKER_07 47:08

Sticks and stones may break my bones, and something never started me.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

Dude, I grew up on Ninth and Lawrence, but I used to play Crips and Bloods, bro. I ran from the real Crips before, but I didn't run too far because then I was honest. I said, hey, we're playing the game. I'm nine. You can tell that by now. This is Corey Bennett, his brother Roger was a big Crip. What's going on? We're good now. I'm gonna tell Roger. Go, hey, he said, please don't. I don't think. No, Corey didn't say please don't, but he was like, fuck, man, that's what it takes. Okay. We were all bitches. We were nine years old, ten years old, bro. But anyways, man, to come a motherfucker's dude, run the world, Chris. You're the leader, bro. You're of the social media. I'm just kidding. But I mean, like, your social media success is just it's unit's unparalleled because you've had account shut down that probably would be at probably a minute 800. Who knows where they would be at? Remember that?

SPEAKER_07 48:02

I mean, of course. You know? Three of them. Big numbers. Yeah. Keep going, keep going. Fuck that client. Fuck trying to keep doing that. It's like, fuck, man. It's not even real life.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

Dude, your first three followers were Towotime, Timmy, Flavio, Don Flavio. Fucking shadow Joey. I'm loved Joey Baker, man. R.I.P. to a motherfucking dog, bro. Come on, man. Because this is this is this is just not anyways. I don't even want to talk about that because this is ironically is fucking Joey Day, dog. Is it? Yeah, but it's midnight now. It's 12.04, but it was the 14th, I believe, because I remember I seen him on July 4th that fucking year, and then within 10 days, it was lights out, and on to the next one.

SPEAKER_09 48:50

Joey Buda Pucko over the yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

Joey Buda Pucko. Hey, Timmy Tom, Timmy Towatime, Tawa time, Tommy. Timmy. Bro, me and fucking Joey met DMX and then we were like so chill and we weren't on their fucking nuts. They were just like hot. They were like, yo, what's up? And I was like, I looked over at DMX's bodyguard, Chris, and I know you know this dude, and I wish that I knew his fucking name. Super big ass buff dude looks like Lawrence Funderburg. Just light skinned, fucking 6'5, Swiss. Used to hoop with the Pearl Street. Why? Like just but he wasn't a baller baller, but just like you ain't, you know what I mean? Like he's just in the coming get some boards and make a fact, make it just get an exercise in that day. Right. Oh man, I wish I knew. But he was like bodyguarding for fucking DMX, and that's the day I got the newport cigarette. I still got the newport from DMX in my house. Nice. Bro, I'll never smoke it. Yeah, that's awesome as shit. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, man. Well, Chris, man, you know, and before man, I don't want to take up too much of your time, bro. But is there any anything you want to fucking say before we go? Because I'm gonna take this episode, I'm gonna fucking get it to the wavelengths and get it up fucking to the people like tomorrow on watch me. I'll never move faster like a lightning ball. A bolt of lightning.

SPEAKER_07 50:05

Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_02 50:07

Jesus Christ, I promise that I'm not drunk like that. Too many beers. Not enough time. Too many beers. Look at Timmy and Tammy. Tammy. Tammy's laughing at us.

SPEAKER_05 50:25

That burp was a mouth.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

Hold on real quick. We got one thing to do. So do you have any shout-outs, bro? Can you can you say, you know, is there anything you want to say before we depart in this conversation? Because I really appreciate your time.

SPEAKER_07 50:43

Um, shit, man. Y'all y'all just uh make sure it's uh the water as hot as you can possibly bear it. And uh when you're showering, yeah, give get get you a washcloth or a loofah. Make sure it's a lot of thugs on there and dig in your ass, man.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

Just how long do you keep your loofah, Chris? How long do you recommend keeping a loofah?

SPEAKER_07 51:06

You know, month, month and a half, you know. It depends on I I you know, I don't know, people are different. Somebody may have the dollar store joint, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 51:16

Somebody might use their loofah on their butthole and their body.

SPEAKER_07 51:21

People party like that. People party like that.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Uh hey, it's not my jam, but uh, you know, if you go to the have you ever gone to the you don't even know I don't know if you need to go to the Korean joint for it. I don't know what I mean by that. Not the Korean joint, but just somewhere where you you know it's Korean goods, like different goods, you know? And they got uh those fucking rags that are like microfiber, and they're like if you go too hard, they'll fucking give you a rash, but they're like really fucking they gotta get the blackheads out, and you know, and they get your pores right and stuff. You know what I'm talking about? They're like abrasion rags.

SPEAKER_07 52:00

I most definitely do. I know about all that. Yeah, they have why I'm saying your rash. Okay, scrub, circular motions, get in it, get the loopah. Dig, get them fold, get them creases, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

So shout out to Dial. Oh, hell no. Oh, sports fans, we just got cut off right in the middle of fucking no time. Oh, come on, dude. This dude's not gonna answer. Gotta answer, Chris. 52 minutes in, y'all, sports fans. I appreciate y'all fucking with AI and the like or not podcast here. That was fucking what a fucking a random night. What a the nights that you never think the magic happens, the magic fucking happens. You know what I'm saying? We talked to a motherfucker in Bristol, motherfucking Bay Alaska for no reason. So I don't know if that was cool or not, but it doesn't fucking matter because the shit was dope when the Chris Crazy comes and caps it off. Hold on, we're calling him back real quick. Hold on, guys. Because you know what? I hung up on accident, guys. He's probably not gonna fucking answer. I got too much gold out of him, you know what I mean? Let's leave him a voicemail, guys.

SPEAKER_00 53:46

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

SPEAKER_02 53:55

All right, Chris is uh Tom Christie here from the Furcrest Police Department. We have your license plate, 9XLR 627. Just want to let you know we saw you speeding by the Furcrest Rec Center today, and we're not gonna do you any harm because we looked your Instagram up and we knew your call name was Chris Crazy, so we said hey. Alright, Chris. Uh, anyways, we come to give you a call, man. Uh thanks for have thanks for your time, though. I accidentally fucking pressed my fucking big thumb onto the phone as I moved it across the board. My rob, my beautiful roadcaster pro. Shout out to Britt. My boy B dub. But anyways, Chris, man, much love, bro. Thanks for coming on the podcast. That was fucking dope ass. 20 minutes of fucking gold. Get a loofah, wipe your motherfucking asses, children, and uh like it or not. And that was Chris Crazy right there, guys.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

When you down with the clip, make it die, maybe that's a black bag.

SPEAKER_02 54:58

Rest in peace to goof. Ryan blasting game. Almost played with him at Green River Community College back when Travis DeCare was coaching there. Trey Simmons was balling for him. Ryan was there telling me, man, come on, pull up. Michael Thompson was there, man. Three Garfield caps. Hey, he has had a chance to do that, and he fucking squandered it, squandered it, didn't fucking do it. Shout out Travis DeCare out there in Montana fucking doing his motherfucking thing. Let's go. Shout out Trey Timmons doing his thing down there with the Oregon women's basketball team. Head coach of the Oregon women's team.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

And he don't stop.

SPEAKER_02 55:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the big rest of this goof, y'all. Moment of silence, real quick. Definitely never forget you, brother. That's gonna be it, guys. Trash talk tomorrow, guys. At NADX Comics Up. I'm about to drop this shit right now so you can hear this, man. This is gonna be July 15th. Let's go. Like or not, sports fancy.