Episode 1: Dracula Castle Make You Horny Trans Your Gender

Please read the following episode description with a bad Transylvanian accent:
Vwelcome back to Speak-Easy! *spooky organ music* Today Carson and Nick will create a labyrinth of conversation topics so enthralling you'll get lost down there forever.  Nick destroys the NRA! Carson apologizes for misrepresenting Sonic lore. If you're planning to rob a grave, remember to check Google first. Goodnight motorcade, goodnight graveyard, and goodnight Larry the Night Guard. 

Includes mature language.