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Hold onto your seats as we dive head-first into the fascinating world of movies with actor and production crew member, Kenny Wayne Shavers. Kenny throws open the backstage doors, giving us a close-up of the intricate process of location scouting, vital for setting the stage in the film industry. We go behind the scenes of 'Cottonmouth', a unique film laced with religious themes, and discuss the thrilling suspense woven into horror movies, along with the dynamic state of filming and productions in Oklahoma's vibrant industry.
This episode is a rollercoaster ride of riveting experiences and stories from Kenny's time on various sets. Whether it's the adrenaline rush of working on a political ad, the spine-chilling thrill of playing a murderer, or the intriguing complexities of dealing with paranormal occurrences on set, Kenny's anecdotes make for compelling listening. There's more as we switch gears, talking about the nerve-wracking process of auditions and the importance of receiving and implementing direction from a director.
And just when you thought we've covered it all, we push the boundaries a bit more. We engage in a spirited discussion about storytelling in horror movies, the power of a good budget, and the imaginative process of creating a horror movie. Ranging from topics as diverse as identity and genealogy to survival skills in an apocalypse, there's truly something for everyone! So whether you're a movie enthusiast, an aspiring actor, or just love a good conversation, tune in for an episode packed full with unforgettable insights and stories from Kenny Wayne Shavers.
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Speaker 4Tootin Scoot, and we have the sluttiest 40 year old born-again virgin co-host, taylor Lee is with us. And Kenny Wayne Shavers is with. Kenny is an actor as well and he is a production crew member, and so this episode we're gonna be talking Acting movie sets, acting production and we have Casey Sue on the. I need to call this Mike something.
Speaker 5The annex.
Speaker 4Little giants, little giants annexation of Puerto Rico.
Speaker 5What do they do?
Speaker 7and they win the little goofy play at the end.
Speaker 5Yeah, see Giants. What's up? Classy 90s movie what's little. What is? It remember icebox? She's a girl football player. No, it's all boy, little boy football team and they all suck.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 5B team or whatever Boy football I don't remember it as vividly all the annexation of Puerto Rico.
Speaker 4Okay, Casey Sue's on the Puerto Rico Mike then Puerto Rico in the house. All right, well, kenny. Thanks for driving down from the old Claire Moore area, claire.
Speaker 5Moore yeah.
Speaker 7Tissin the earth.
Speaker 4Kony Island. We get Kona thing. I know every time we're up there.
Speaker 5Well, yeah, which one?
Speaker 4do you go to? Do you even know?
Speaker 5Peoria.
Speaker 2Jordan.
Speaker 4We didn't ask you a question. Sus, you're always. Yeah, but Kony Islander will be up there. There is a convention called retro mania.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, I want to go to that.
Speaker 4You can, you want to go.
Speaker 5I can't. I don't remember if I have the kids or not, but if I don't, or guess if I do.
Speaker 4But if you do, why not?
Speaker 5I guess they could like toys.
Speaker 6They're left. I mean, they're kids. I guess children are like toys.
Speaker 4What do you? What have you bought them?
Speaker 6I was about to say the sawyer is afraid of spider-man, so you're doesn't like anything except electronics.
Speaker 5Yeah, like he doesn't like super heroes GI Joe.
Speaker 4He's not into anything right now.
Speaker 5No no. We like to edit like videos on this phone.
Speaker 7That's cool hey me, can't go wrong with that. I guess that kind of leaves us into what we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 4I did that on purpose. Good job.
Speaker 5Well, Kenny.
Speaker 4You just got done. You worked a a movie here recently, didn't you? Yes, cotton mouth up and do we mouse. Yeah.
Speaker 5Is that a scary movie?
Speaker 4audition for it didn't get it.
Speaker 6Western.
Speaker 5Like a snake.
Speaker 7Yes.
Speaker 5I was thinking scary cotton man, I don't know.
Speaker 4Like a new version of Candyman. He's just stoned.
Speaker 7I did just join a horror movie and I started scouting it.
Speaker 5What is scouting me?
Speaker 7Oh boy, here we go, I'm not so what I do on the production side is locations management and location scouting. The scouting part is fun. You get to drive around and find all the neat locations like film it. Productions wants to shoot at, and then you get to negotiate with the property owners and hopefully you come to an agreement. You get to film there.
Speaker 5So do you, do they get paid. Sometimes, I got a spooky house. She does, her house is weird and I'm poor.
Speaker 4Seems that way like give me 25 bucks.
Speaker 6Yeah, I would 25 dollars and a sixer, of course, that yeah amazing.
Speaker 7This one's got a unique twist. I don't I can't really give it away or anything, but it's got a kind of a unique approach to it and kind of a somewhat of a Religious type lean to it, with the demon that's in it.
Speaker 5So nice, like what we're gonna see tomorrow.
Speaker 6Yeah, we're gonna go see exorcist tomorrow, casey's gonna have time. No, I'm not. I'm so excited. No, the new one remake.
Speaker 5Yeah but the previous do look pretty good, I'll agree, though remakes usually are not Um hey and. I liked the first exorcist, which is weird because you don't like scary movie.
Speaker 6I do not like scary movies, but I love. I do love Halloween loves Halloween, I love spooky things.
Speaker 5Yeah, moody murder, murder, pods death, which scares, me a little bit.
Speaker 6It is a white girl, things like.
Speaker 4I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 5We are basic.
Speaker 4It likes the exorcist like and poltergeist.
Speaker 6I don't like and all things, even king.
Speaker 7Two movies I saw as a kid. That was my first introduction yeah.
Speaker 5Poltergeist, or poltergeist and exorcist see, I watched the original exorcist the other day.
Speaker 4Yeah, get the mood. Yeah, oh yeah, did it get you?
Speaker 6See, that's what you should worry about, if that's what gets me in the mood that that's your.
Speaker 4Let's put this on before we take our clothes off.
Speaker 6Michael Myers is my aphrodisiac.
Speaker 4So what kind of areas are you scouting? What are you looking for so? So here's something. So when people are scouting for a production, what kind of things are I looking for? Now, I know they're, they're probably looking for areas that fit fit the film that's gonna be shot. But, for your instance, on a horror movie, what kind of area you kind of looking for?
Speaker 7so Generally you get the script a few ahead of time and you read it a couple of times and make a lot of notes on and you break down the scenes. What do they look like? What you know is a day, night, inside, outside parking lot, you know highway, whatever, and you break all that down. Then you sit down with directors and producers and you say, okay, give me your vision of what you want and you make all those notes. Then you go out into the world and try to find it and you give them as many options as you can. But at the same time it's not just the location, because If I have a large crew 65, 70 people well I've got to move all that crew around. I've got to have a place for them to park, I've got to have a base camp. So a location may look great but there might not be anything for miles to put them, so I have to have a base camp close by. You have to be able to put crew.
Speaker 5Do you have to get body?
Speaker 7Yes, well they call them Pemos. It's a big semi trailer, he know? Yeah.
Speaker 4Okay, it's, it's they're, they're real fans. It's not really a porta potty, it's like a mobile home.
Speaker 2That's got some. Oh Bathroom, maybe a changing room, oh.
Speaker 4Not not so sure about a kitchen.
Speaker 7Depending on the size of the budget. They do have trailers that are fully capable of having everything in it big so yes, if you've got, if they've got the budget for it and the star power, then yeah, they'll bring in Whatever they want.
Speaker 6That's busy. See, I want to be on a set, not even like. I don't even care if I'm in front of the camera. I just want to be on a set that has one of those trailers so I can throw a small fit and say I'm going to my trailer and then slam the door. That's all I want.
Speaker 4So we'll find you a little, a single wide, thank you.
Speaker 5Oh, yeah, I have one of these manufactured home dealers. You could buy that one on the neighbor of mom and dad's down the street that died in it, the tiny home.
Speaker 4Wait. In the connex in the middle, what was his?
Speaker 5name.
Speaker 4What are we?
Speaker 5Ernie, ernie, yeah, oh my god, this guy he would go out on his porch and his dirty tiny whitey's. That's it Dirty. They were brown like.
Speaker 7I'm okay with that. I mean, are you talking about the guy?
Speaker 6like when you first pulled yeah, and he had the, the shipping container home.
Speaker 7He was weird. I'm telling you how you cross 50. You quit caring, 51 this year and your level of care of what others think just Dramatically drops.
Speaker 6I just wish his tidy whitey's had been cleaner.
Speaker 4So you're okay, your soul.
Speaker 5Oh, for sure.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6I have not cared for a while. Taylor and I are 80 year old women.
Horror Movies and Filming Industry Discussion
Speaker 7I just you know. For me, I started to understand my grandparents a lot better as to why they walked around the way they did.
Speaker 5Acted the way they just too about myself.
Speaker 7They just don't care. And as you get older You're like, yeah, now understand it.
Speaker 6It's freeing, like I remember, like I'm.
Speaker 4I'm pretty sure you know we make fun of we made fun of Ernie for doing it and joke about it.
Speaker 5But that'll be me exactly my time.
Speaker 6Will yours be clean?
Speaker 4purposely.
Speaker 7I'll do y'all one better. I'll go out my birthday suit. I really don't care there you go.
Speaker 4I'll go shopping a Walmart because it doesn't mean anything doesn't matter there, like make it soon, I don't care, I don't even think people I'd probably fit in, and most of them anyway.
Speaker 5That's right. I look pretty rough.
Speaker 6I like those videos where it's where a girl is like okay, I'm going to Walmart and she's like Homeless, looking, and then she comes home she's like dang it, I have to go to Target. So she like gets all dressed up and does her makeup in her hair and like going out, going to Target.
Speaker 4We had a talk with Casey's mom and dad about Trying to get their their house on like a Registry for locations to shoot at, because their backyard is Amazing. Oasis very nice in ground pool and just everything they've done back there. It could be a cool.
Speaker 7I do want to the Oklahoma film.
Speaker 4I haven't done anything yet, but yeah, is that where you do it at?
Speaker 7Yeah, you come on there and just tell me you're interested in your you know film friendly.
Speaker 4Yeah, so. And then our parents live on five acres and they have yeah, it's spooky on shrooms, barn.
Speaker 6You could definitely shoot a, you know, post-pacoliptic.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, end of days.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's a little abandon. So that could won't even have to make.
Speaker 4That could be an area too and I bet what could happen is Caddy corner. Just across the street is a good family friend of ours that has five acres and Majority of his could be like a. It could be a base camp area.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 7I know you do comedy, but right show horror movie.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't. I have a script idea for something, but it's. It's not horror. It'd be more of a branchy comedy. Now. Her mom and dad's, my backyard, might be good for part of it, but it's basically a story about All the first times that Happens in romantic relationships, like your first kiss, and so it's like. I think I see it as a bunch of old friends sitting around Reminiscing about yeah, and it's like, and I remember my first kiss with so-and-so.
Speaker 4So, stuff like that first first boob grab, first fart in front of the. You know the person you love, first shit with the door open, you know all that kind of stuff that's. That's a. That's something I'm gonna be working on here fairly soon. But horror I don't know. I just never been like a. I don't mind horror, but I think I like more Maybe suspense, yeah, or With some action, more than horror.
Speaker 6So that's what I liked about your short was.
Speaker 4I like alien movies too. You know like mm-hmm. I mean yeah, so.
Speaker 7I like alien movies. Sometimes they I like them when they keep you in the dark as to what the alien looks like.
Speaker 6Yes, you know it's there, but you never see it. Yeah, like no.
Speaker 4Nope was good. I liked that was real good. The one I like that, yeah it's like my favorite you see the aliens pretty early on, but it's such a cool take on it. Is that, whether you can't make a sound? What's that movie? Oh?
Speaker 5With a quiet place.
Speaker 6Yeah, or bird box, oh.
Speaker 4Bird box.
Speaker 6They were they were, yeah, they were blindfolded, never mind, but yeah, quiet place.
Speaker 4Yeah, I like that one cuz it was just a cool take on, you know, the whole Horror, alien genre. But yeah, I like it when you don't come out and show. Anything really soon. And that's what I don't like about some of the horror movies is when you have this build-up, the suspense, and you want it to keep going, but boom, here's the scary person.
Speaker 7Or and it turns out not to be You're like.
Speaker 6That that was it that's how you're given yeah, so yeah. I mean, if you want a horror movie, I'll just not take my nighttime medicine and have a whole Series of nightmares and oh, we'll write them down.
Speaker 7Maybe To me a lot of the good horror movies for me were the ones where you, you didn't know, who was doing it? Yeah, the longer it went without you knowing what was going on, the more it pulled you in. You know it pulled you into it. You're like who's doing it? Mm-hmm and that's what'll really get you and it'll just keep you hooked. Yeah, wanting to know, that's the good ones.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah. So we try to see a horror movie. I think have we done it like once a year close, something like that pretty much anytime a new yeah, a horror movie comes out, you to go especially.
Speaker 2Halloween.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, if a new Halloween.
Speaker 5My last few times what?
Speaker 7are they on like 25?
Speaker 4You know, you know, michael's got a cane.
Speaker 5That's how old it is on the end of the knife.
Speaker 7I'm gonna catch you though.
Speaker 6It's in an old folks home, yeah.
Speaker 4Maybe we just make spoofs of all those.
Speaker 6I'm gonna be hilarious movie.
Speaker 4Oh, maybe yeah maybe it's a retirement home for all the Horror, funny, fucking Freddy in there and old Jason, an old Micah Micah.
Speaker 6Micah, micah mouse.
Speaker 3Michael.
Speaker 4Myers and then a an old Candyman Pennywise, pennywise, mm-hmm. All of his balloons are deflated.
Speaker 6And he, just, he just sits in like the corner of the the activity room folding paper boats.
Speaker 2That's all he does.
Speaker 6And he won't take his medicine.
Speaker 7That could be funny.
Speaker 6What's his name? Jigsaw.
Speaker 4Actually I think his little clown guy on the tricycles and a power chair.
Speaker 6I'm Daniel yeah, and he just goes up to people and he says do you wanna play?
Speaker 2or whatever he says in the movie, and they just like they just like kick him.
Speaker 6The orderlies are like out of here.
Speaker 4He's got a shitty escape room set up. It's so easy to get out of yeah you don't have to, and he just take all your finger or hand off.
Speaker 6He just takes everybody's glasses away. Try to get out of the door when you don't have your specs.
Speaker 4They all got blue chew.
Speaker 7You know that's a unique twist. Right there is All of an insane asylum. All their patients are actually all these different Characters, yeah, and the horror stories are just their dreams. Lots of gas.
Speaker 4We got a lot of vent fans around here.
Speaker 5And then at the end it's just Stephen King and it's all his personalities.
Speaker 7So he would be the director and he's just stealing all of their ideas.
Speaker 6Yes, yeah, like yes, I Did. I went down a Stephen King like 90s TV mini series Rabbit Hole. The last couple weeks I watched Rose, red and Perfect store. No, what is it? Storm of the century. I had never seen storm of the century and I'm obsessed with it. Now I want to watch it, like over and over again. It's so good. The movie.
Speaker 7I've never seen.
Speaker 6It's a, it's like a four episode made for TV, like mini series from 1990 maybe, and it's it's awesome.
Speaker 4Two X's Died drinking the dad you got a walk what else? How do you?
Speaker 5can you think the?
Speaker 4State of Filming and productions. How is it in Oklahoma?
Speaker 7It's amazing Oklahoma I know every state will probably say it oh, we've got a lot of talent. But Oklahoma is full of so much talent and passion for the industry it's growing pretty rapidly. If in win and I'm hoping it soon yeah, this strike ins, You're gonna see a lot of productions.
Speaker 5I thought it didn't.
Speaker 7Saga still on the right.
Speaker 4The writer strike writers in they had like a sag has not Interim agreement or something in the water writer strike. So that's pretty much done. But yeah, they they sag and All those higher ups were, they had like a meeting, I think, like last week, and then negotiations fell through again. So it's back to the drawing board.
Speaker 7The big argument is a percentage of the you know your residuals, because a Lot of the big studios don't want to pay the residuals and they're trying to. They're pretty much trying to get permission to Turn us all the actors into digital copies so they can use AI to just make a film.
Speaker 5Stupid with your likeness. Oh.
Acting Experiences and Celebrity Encounters
Speaker 4Yeah, they. They did that to people in a Big budget production here. That shot recently. Yeah, they took a bunch of the background actors and they got 3d scanned and that legal.
Speaker 5Kinda right now it is so they can just make a movie with them.
Speaker 7It was, it was. It was kind of deceptive in the way they did it, with a lot of the extras not realizing yeah, you know really what was going on so.
Speaker 4So what they can do then it's tricky Is they can use that 3d scan of whoever and put it in a porn in, e and every.
Speaker 7Have you ever seen some of the deep fake videos that they make, where it looks like Tom Cruise and it's not? That's why they're taking these. They're taking 3d scans there in. It's a. It's massive as far as how they do the one that I've seen. It's got cameras all around it and they're. You're standing in the middle Of all these cameras that are catching you from every angle you could like frame someone.
Speaker 5Yeah, exactly, that's something and so they.
Speaker 4What they would do is these background actors. They would only pay them like a hundred bucks. They'd show up, they'd get scan. Here's a hundred bucks, see you later. We don't need you anymore and they're gonna put them in.
Speaker 7God knows what. Yeah, you know, on average in a background actor makes about a hundred fifty dollars a day. That's not a lot. But if you can come, if I can pay you to come in one day, now what I might have shot you for six or seven days or even ten days, only paid you once. Now I have your image, I have your likeness. That's weird.
Speaker 4So and then you know, maybe they put you in a group of KKK fucking guys, you know.
Speaker 6Yeah, they can put you in anything you already signed that.
Speaker 4Yeah, you can use that.
Speaker 5Oh my god Been done to you.
Speaker 7No, not for me, I know you'd know because of how they scan you.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, well, and they that particular film. They had so many extras. I mean like, and it was one of those like, hey, if you want to be an extra in this movie, come to this place at this time. Like it wasn't through like casting networks and that kind of stuff, it was just Anybody anybody, thank you who wanted to be in it. So it was. There's a lot of people that you know, don't know the industry and just saw it as like a ooh, this is a cool opportunity, and now they're I made a boo boo and a commercial.
Speaker 4I was in and so me and. Kenny have the same agent, christina, christina.
Speaker 5I emailed me.
Speaker 4Yeah, we met Doing this political ad is that your meat Inmate?
Speaker 6you Said is that your meat cute? Is the inmate story? Yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah, I got to play a murderer, I love it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I was a drug dealer.
Speaker 6And he had the most ridiculous fake tattoos on his neck I've never seen.
Speaker 4It was fun, it was good, it seemed like everything turned out great.
Speaker 6But and it got buried- I know what I'm so sad because I really wanted to see it.
Speaker 7I can say that I Don't know for sure, but I'm guessing that it was a Democratic party member that had it made and was hoping to slam a lot of people here locally and when they found out that they weren't gonna get the audience they wanted, it went away.
Speaker 6It just never aired. They never Did anything with it. I think it's really weird, like you guys don't get as actors, you don't get notified.
Speaker 7Sometimes you do.
Speaker 6if that's the oh you do sometimes, oh, okay so I did, I Did.
Speaker 7It's been about six years ago. I did Investigations, discovery and it's called Murder comes to town. Oh, I had to remember.
Speaker 7Anyway, I was one of the leads for a whole old TV episode and they filmed it about a year before it was supposed to release. They were a year ahead and, luckily enough, the producers all emailed us all and said hey, your episodes about ready to come out, this is where it's gonna be, this is the channel and this is the time. So, so, which? Which season? What episode? Season five, episode one or two got it, I don't remember.
Speaker 6now, oh, I'll find it, don't worry. That's on the regular rotation of. Tv shows. You want to turn that fan on well, probably both.
Speaker 5Hot body. Oh my god.
Speaker 7I got lucky on another one. I was in a. I don't know if you've ever heard of DJ shadow. I'll admit that at the time I didn't know who he was, but I love his music. Now I'm not really into the whole DJ scene. I'm a blues music kind of person. Yeah, grew up in Memphis, tennessee, oh, so I love blues and I got cast to be in a video and music video and, luckily enough, the same thing with them. They're all emailing us and keeping us up to date with everything that's going on.
Speaker 6It's good.
Speaker 7It released. He released it on YouTube and it blew up real fast so I was kind of amazed. That's awesome.
Speaker 6Yeah, so you guys were on the that political ad together.
Supernatural Encounters in Oklahoma
Speaker 4Uh-huh, and then let's see okay, mom, retribution, retribution. Yeah, Kenny was working that production.
Speaker 5When does that come out?
Speaker 7It's in post steel because it's a Civil war vampire movie. So they're they're working a lot on the special effects side, steel, and it could could take a while. Mm-hmm, they, they're not trying to rush it and make it look. You know batter things. So I was lucky enough to play, actually get to act in that and was on production at the same time.
Speaker 4Yeah, you had a sweet Outfit for your world.
Speaker 7I'm never seeing some photos and getting to work with Malcolm, yeah, yeah, amazing.
Speaker 4Yeah, malcolm's one of our, Malcolm Goodwin. He's been in film and Acting for quite a long time. Where we really got introduced to him is on the series Reacher, which is on Couldn't even tell you one of the Amazon. Yeah, I think it's Amazon Prime video, I think. But anyway, we watched the first season. Second season should be out soon, I think, but first season Malcolm's in it and he's fucking awesome he's so cool, very talented, great guy to work with.
Speaker 7He was super nice, yes.
Speaker 4I got to meet him and talk with him for a little bit and got a photo with him. And that's weird because and Casey knows, I'm not someone that will just go up to a Person like that and be like make it a photo, and all that stuff. It's like I would I.
Speaker 7Don't ask, I don't, that's not something I do. You could? You could go through my Facebook and Instagram. I've been on set with all kinds of people. Yeah, I just won't ask, it's not something I do. So now, on that particular set, my wife was working and she went to him like, hey, can I get a picture of y'all together? So I ended up with a picture with me and Malcolm as well.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, just super nice dude. That whole set seemed cool.
Speaker 7It was. It ran pretty good. I mean, there was little hiccups here and there, but you know, for the most part the production ran great, you know so that filmed. Tulsa Green country, because we moved down to yeah, that's that whole side of the state over there and I don't get that much.
Speaker 2So, I didn't get out much.
Speaker 6Where is that relation to on the island?
Speaker 7It's Tulsa, you know, for a while so that's where I was in my callister that all that whole side Oklahoma's kind of divided. You have your Oklahoma City movie industry and then you have your Tulsa movie industry and sometimes it seems like a competition.
Speaker 4I can see that.
Speaker 7Yeah, for sure, you know pick trying to pick back and forth with crew and different things. So Oklahoma as a whole, though, is growing amazing. It's growing well, and I figure within the next four to five years, oklahoma is going to be a prime destination for moviemaking, so I hope so.
Speaker 5I mean more roles bro.
Speaker 6Yeah, I hope so Well in the state itself has such a. You know, if you're talking about seeking outsets and stuff, you have so many Diverse landscapes in the state. You know, like you said, you got Eastern Oklahoma, which is pretty, there's greens and and altitude is green country. Exactly, and then you got Western Oklahoma, if you need, you know nothing. If you want boring, exactly Panhandle, yeah, so that's pretty cool, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4Yeah, when I was on retribution it was at Fort Gibson and we were at the fort, so that was really cool, that not when you weren't in front of the cameras you could take a little walk around the fort and see everything was really cool. I had a good time.
Speaker 7It might have been cool for you, but as a locations manager, it was not cool for me.
Speaker 6Oh was it not.
Speaker 7No, because I'm responsible for making sure that old piece of history doesn't get tore up, yeah.
Speaker 6Yeah, don't touch anything, don't touch anything, don't touch anything.
Speaker 7It's more like don't look at it, breathe on it, just stay 10 feet away.
Speaker 4We'll get it in the shot.
Speaker 6Don't you dare even get a splinter on that log.
Speaker 7We just, we just shot in Dewey, oklahoma, where there's an actual old West town. Oh yeah, it's not old. The town itself looks old it was. It's been built over the last 30 years, but the buildings are full of antiques and even older than antiques, but some of the stuff was from the 1800s. Wow, and you're like. You know, I don't look at it, don't touch it.
Speaker 6Don't take a picture.
Speaker 7You know there's. There's three million dollars worth of antiques in all those buildings and they're like just stay away. Stay over there, don't touch it, don't mess with it. Leave it all in there.
Speaker 5Did you see any things Boogie? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 7So dish, dish. There's it's naughty nails, which you love. The saloon is called naughty nails and it's my kind of place. Yes, and the saloon is amazing. If you want to look up Prairie Song, facebook them and follow them. They're all over it. Bailey that helps run the set there. She's amazing and, going into naughty nails, I'm standing there. There's this old cash register, like old cash register, and I thought I was. I thought other people was in the room, but there wasn't. I was just in there by myself and I went to go out the door and I heard it, you know the chaching yes.
Speaker 7I'm like, oh my God, OK, I'm going to go ahead and go on out.
Speaker 5OK, thank you, Bye now. Did you get like the chills?
Speaker 7No, I actually live in a haunted house and they were probably getting Heck yeah. The house I live in has the original owner. She's still there. So when she built the house, her and her husband built it and just like within a year of it being built, back in the 70s, he passed away. So she lived in this house for like 30 years alone, by herself. Well, when she passed away, I guess she just started to stay.
Speaker 5That's like my old house. I think they were the only that lived there before it was. She could see her every now and then she was scary.
Speaker 6I didn't like that. I mean, I didn't feel like, oh, I could not stay in that house. It scared me, oh, it scared me to death. Sometimes, but Mm hmm, bad, jujuice Once.
Speaker 5I went to a medium I Then you were fine. I felt like the one was there.
Speaker 7The lady that lives, that's there, she's fine, she doesn't do anything. You see her or you just every now, and then you can see her, and she was a chain smoker, so like you can be sitting in certain parts of the house and it'll feel like it just got blown right in your face and they're like. Ok.
Speaker 6I'm here, she's here. What's her name? Do you know?
Speaker 7I don't know, I've never really wanted to look up and I just leave her alone. She's at peace as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 4That's awesome. We we had a house a rent house that Was haunted and we joined a Paranormal team Years ago, yeah, and we did an investigation. That's that house and we were all sitting in the living room and we heard like someone making coffee, tea, something in the kitchen and we were like hey, is everybody in here?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, and we go. I go into the kitchen and where our coffee maker was, the cupboard doors were all open and everything was shut. You know, as a investigation team, you go in stuff like that, you make sure things are shut, you get your baseline readings and everything. And it was insane because, you could just hear it. I mean, it was.
Speaker 6And it wasn't like you know, like all of a sudden, like a shelf broke and everything fell out, like nothing was a mess. It just that cupboard was open, coffee cups were on the counter. Like it was crazy, what Can?
Speaker 5you see a cat or something? Oh yeah, we had a ghost cat. We had a ghost cat in that house. We had a Halloween party.
Speaker 6We don't have cats because I'm allergic to cats. So no cats in our house. And my friend Emily, she comes, I don't know. She walks outside and she was like you said that you're allergic to cats and I was like I am. What, what do you mean, liar?
Speaker 9She said I just saw your cat and she's razzled me.
Speaker 6And I was like Emily I do not have a cat. I promise I don't have a cat I don't have a pussy cat. And she was like no, there was like a dark gray cat. It like walked right by my legs and I watched it walk into the office and I was like, oh, ghost cat, it was church Just ghost cat Pet cemetery and I think when we were doing the investigation I caught the cat's meow.
Speaker 4Yeah, you got a meow on it on a EVP.
Speaker 6Oh my God, I never let them come to my house to do that because I was too afraid to.
Speaker 5What we would find, because you had demon lady in your house.
Speaker 4So the team was sitting there, so the team was sitting in my youngest son, logan's room because he said he had experienced things in there and I kept seeing something. So everything's dark. I keep seeing something walking on the floor in front of the bedroom door, just kind of pacing, and I was like is that fucking ghost cat? I swear it is. And so I slid my EVP, my recorder, towards the door and I think I picked up a meow.
Speaker 6It was just like that. Just like that, it was weird. It was wild and we had a you saw a young man right A delay. All the boys were over. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, so I don't know who it was probably.
Speaker 5Logan Was he wearing?
Speaker 4colonial clothing.
Speaker 6No, no Was it a woman in white.
Speaker 4I think it was for Logan's birthday. We let him have kids.
Speaker 6Well, the boys just had. The boys had several friends over, and so, like they were, in the party house Playing video games and stuff.
Speaker 4Yeah, so they were in the formal living room playing.
Speaker 5Yeah, because it was an older house. Yeah.
Speaker 4And so then they started playing like hide and seek or something like that, and I didn't want them playing in my office, like just don't play in there. And from the kitchen to the office. So we were in the den watching TV and out of the corner of my eye I could see a child size. It looked like a shadow kind of come out of the kitchen right into the office. You were like God dammit, and I walked back there. Nothing, time to move.
Speaker 4I was like Logan did you are you guys playing in the office? And he's like, no, we're all over there, we're all over this area playing. And I was like, huh, that's what that was there you go.
Speaker 6There was also a murder room in that house. That's what we called. It was the murder room. It had like a basement.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 7Does it just follow you around?
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 6No, we had nothing here.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I wish the basement, so in the office was wood paneling, like old school wood paneling. It was awesome. And then it was almost like a secret door, but not super hidden but wood paneling, and you open this door and there's just just little bitty hallway with stairs straight down into our basement area.
Speaker 6And there was like a window in the weird little hallway and a and like shelving at the end of it. It was weird, it was like a bunker pantry.
Speaker 4It was all white tile. Floor wall ceiling Murder Down there. We called it the murder room, yeah, but during that investigation we went down there and Nothing.
Speaker 6It was so boring.
Speaker 4I could have fallen asleep, yeah, so.
Speaker 7We shot a movie called the bell ham at in Bartlesville. It was a psychological thriller kind of horror movie. That whole house that we shot in was. There was some definite Weird energy Mm. Hmm, About that.
Speaker 5I hear when people are like it's not real, there's not. You just are coming up with that and I'm like if you felt those feelings before, you would know.
Speaker 7Yeah, because they're different. Yeah, I think you've met him, garrett O'Brien, big, tall guy, shaved head on set.
Speaker 4I don't know, garrett, maybe I'm not sure.
Speaker 7He lives in Bartlesville, he's a good friend of mine, he works on productions with me, done some acting different acting. We did one for Mike McDonald up here in Oklahoma City Good guy and he was working on the bell ham with me and we were down in the basement and it was not cold but you could go from one side of the basement to the other and it would feel like you were going into an icebox and there was a secret panel to a different area down there so you'd have to take a whole section of the wall.
Speaker 6Murder resumes.
Speaker 4Yeah, we did a investigation when we were so we were with this previous team, shit happened. We quit that team and then we started our own team. But when we were with that initial team, we got to go investigate the Booneville Sanatorium in Booneville, arkansas.
Speaker 6Booneville, booneville.
Speaker 4That was for a different thing.
Speaker 6That was Bachelor Party. That was Dan's Bachelor Party Booneville, booneville.
Speaker 7That's a different kind of production.
Speaker 4Yeah you have to have a very special permit. That's not legal in this state.
Speaker 7I don't think Oklahoma allows those, but in one time they probably will We'll get there Probably.
Speaker 4They had an extensive basement area in that place and you don't want to talk about. Nope, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 7Oh, I'd love to. I'd love to be on the Costa. Oh, it was a cost of.
Speaker 6I had fun she did Well, because here's what happened. You have nightmares, dude, no, goddamn.
Strange Experiences and Ghostly Encounters
Speaker 5Sanatorium.
Speaker 6Well, the same. It sounds like like a sanatorium, sounds like it should be like a crazy house and it's a tuberculosis hospital.
Speaker 3That's what a sanatorium is. So it's one.
Speaker 6It's one built Lots of dead people right. It's one long hallway, multiple floors of just one quarter mile long.
Speaker 4They were two wings each a quarter mile long.
Speaker 6It was crazy.
Speaker 7Well, back in the day, when they did sanatoriums like that and people had tuberculosis, they would isolate them.
Speaker 6Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7Like you know, make a couple, one gets it. She goes live there.
Speaker 6Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7And he raises the kids on it because that was where you were.
Speaker 6And they had these. They had big windows because, you know, sunlight was good for tuberculosis and stuff, so, uh, so a couple of things happened there in the when we went to the basement. We walked down and I stayed up on a step because I was like I'm not putting my foot on that floor. No, no, I will get sucked into a vortex, I will be taken and I will not come back Like it freaked me out so bad.
Speaker 6Exactly so then, uh, we had a couple of really interesting experiences. The one that sent me done for the night we were third floor, I think, of this place and we had two other guys on our team, uh, that were just with us at the moment. So we had, uh, doug was way ahead of us, jay was between us, and then I'm walking with Shane and I have my left arm through his right arm and we're walking side by side. You can't see anything Like. We only know where Jay and Doug are because we can see the green light from their recorders, but you can't actually see that you couldn't see this far in front of your face.
Speaker 6Yeah, I mean it was pitch black, it was wild. So we're walking. It's late, it's like three in the morning, we're kind of tired, it's just getting a little. So I'm walking with my arm through his and, uh, you know, like when you can hear or feel someone walk up behind you, I got that rush like some, someone, something, rushed up on me and I stopped and I turned around. I was like not funny, you can stop it now, don't want that, thank you. And happened a few times and was like okay, whatever. Then I got like I'll have to show on Shane's arm on my outside shoulder, so where no one is, I get a full hand on my shoulder, like I could feel the heel of their palm to their fingertips just like rolled up on my outside shoulder.
Speaker 6I said so many cuss words, I screamed, I made up new words, I turned on my flashlight, whipped around and I gave who or whatever. This thing was a stern talking to.
Speaker 5Listen here, you tinny cuckoo.
Speaker 6Listen here, motherfucker. Like I was so mad because I had said to every all the things out there, like you know, you know not touching you, kind of state your intentions, like what's allowed and what not. And I said you can come talk to me, you can walk beside me. You cannot touch me, won't I? That is my, I won't, won't do it. Well, this one said, haha, bitch, fuck you, I'm going to do it anyway.
Speaker 6So that's why, they did it, I know. So I scream so loud, I ruin audio for every team. And there were dozens of people in this place at the time, not none on our floor, but they're like, who wrote the rookie? Like I scream so loud, you can hear it on everybody's recorder. So, then I said you need to take me back downstairs right now. So he took me down to the like base camp that had lights and everything on the first floor and I was like I'm done, I quit, I'm done for the night.
Speaker 4And then. So I would have a digital recorder that I would carry, and then I have an extra one and I would set it down on the end of one of the hallways on a far end, just in case our presence on one end pushed anything, you know, if it was just getting away from us. So my recorder was down at the end and I was like gosh shit, I got to go get that recorder. So I start walking down about halfway through. Everything just stops me like an invisible force field. Something was like you can't go past here and my body just locks up. I'm like I don't get scared of that stuff and so I try to keep going, but something's like no you're not going down here.
Speaker 4I was like fuck, okay. So I walked back and dug to Doug and Jay and I said, hey, can someone go down there and get that voice recorder for me? I didn't tell them what I experienced and they couldn't see me, what happened to me anyway, because you can't see four inches in front of your face. So Doug says, yeah, I'll go down there and get it. He goes down and then he comes back. He's like fuck, I can't get down there.
Speaker 5I said what.
School Farts, Auditions, and Acting
Speaker 4He said yes, something, something stopped me. I was like where, and it had some weird someone had put like because I think they used that place as a haunted house at some point and they had like these vines and like tree limbs kind of making an arch. And that's where it hit me, that's where it hit Doug. I was like fuck, okay. So then we get startled by a guy that just comes up behind us hey guys, and he's got this yeah, exactly, he looks like a one man band.
Speaker 4He's got this UV light rig and it's like we're like oh my God.
Speaker 6He's like hey guys, what's up For real?
Speaker 4And I said, hey, this is my weed in here it does smell like weed in here.
Speaker 5Yeah, we didn't. You just pump it through the air.
Speaker 4So we tell him hey, there's a voice recorder on the windowsill at the very end of the house. Do you, can you go down there and get that force? I got this gallon, yeah, he's got to gallon. That guy gets down there, he retrieves the recorder, he comes back and we were like so did you experience anything weird going down there? He goes. Well, I kind of did at one point something wanted to stop me, but I was able to push through it.
Speaker 2We were like, okay, so that was one weird thing that I experienced there.
Speaker 4Nothing like hers, but still odd. Yeah, very odd.
Speaker 7You know I love that kind of stuff I would love to do, to do those type of investigations myself. Maybe someday.
Speaker 6Hey, we have all the gear still.
Speaker 2Let's still, let's go. We got all the things. We have it all, I kind of wanted to do like a big game with only
Speaker 4make sure to bring the depends for Taylor.
Speaker 6Yeah, well, po Po. Well then there was also like, at that same investigation, you guys ended up getting bored after I went downstairs, Like it was. It's like four in the morning. They're sitting in this, like it was probably like a sunroom back in the day, because it was just one big area at the end of one of the hallways, all windows, atrium, yeah, like an atrium, and there was a bunch of bird poop.
Speaker 4No, there was a bunch of dead pigeons.
Speaker 6Dead pigeons. That's what it was. It was so weird.
Speaker 4Well, we started talking about ghost farts.
Speaker 6Ghost farts.
Speaker 4Ghost shits and wiping your ass with pigeons or something, I don't think you should be a ghost.
Speaker 6It got weird.
Speaker 7You had to have been that kid in school that farted every day in class, right.
Speaker 4I did.
Speaker 5He was the one that dropped the book and then.
Speaker 6I think I have bad timing.
Speaker 4I got a fart roll bed. You think if I cough it'll cover it up. No I never know in school.
Speaker 5He wasn't a comedian then.
Speaker 4I was fucking quiet.
Speaker 7Really, I was malvium loud.
Speaker 4I didn't want any.
Speaker 5You seem very quiet. Yeah, I'm like you're so chill.
Speaker 4I didn't want anybody to change his way. I think, is what it was.
Speaker 7Well, I mean I'm probably going to get myself in a whole lot of trouble on this one. My family already knows and I've been punished for it way back in the day. But in the seventh grade I'm mooned the entire school, good job.
Speaker 5I wish I was that brave, I've never really cared. You have the. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 7Yeah, I know in, none whatsoever.
Speaker 5I don't get embarrassed.
Speaker 7You know I don't get embarrassed by things. You know it kind of helps to do acting.
Speaker 5Because you can't really let things get too complicated, because everyone's going have judgement.
Speaker 7You'll tell you auditions are like asking the prom queen out over and over. And constantly being rejected. I could see that that's what it is of time your audition. You put yourself out there, put everything you got into it and then you're like never hear anything. No yeah so it's like ultimate ghosting. I didn't even get told.
Speaker 6no, no, I just didn't hear anything, I just got ghosted. I'm not even good enough for a no, like a thanks.
Speaker 5but no, thanks, see, I would like dwell on it. I can't. I dwell on things that happened seven years ago, you do.
Speaker 4I think sometimes early on, I think you do In the beginning you will.
Speaker 7I don't know how long you've been doing the auditions and stuff yourself, but Just over a year, after a while, two years, two years now, then you're at that stage, you'll stop.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yeah, I stopped a long time ago.
Speaker 7I mean, I keep all my sides, I keep all that stuff. I have everything like on my hard drive and I even have the printed ones still, because I'll print them off, I'll highlight them. I do a scene study, the kind of before and after what I'm reading, to get a feel of the character. If they give it to me, certain casting directors will only give you two pages. Other casting directors will send you the entire script. Yeah, so depending on which one you get, you can prepare for it better.
Speaker 6Yeah, does your wife read for you?
Speaker 7Sometimes yeah.
Speaker 5Did you always want to be an actor?
Speaker 7Oh yeah, growing up back in Memphis, tennessee, that was something I kept it to myself, I never told anyone. I was always, you know, under the impression that growing up in Memphis that was never an option for me. I didn't live in California, I didn't live in Hollywood, so I just kept it to myself and never really talked about it. But I was always a fan of the Alfred Hitchcock's and the Twilight Zone and all those shows. I loved them. And the comedy shows you know, samford and Son was one of my favorites.
Speaker 6So I was just trying to make the Put it on low. Put it on low, so you gotta go here. God, don't you live here, not in this room. It's technology. I don't live in this room. Shut your mouth, sir.
Speaker 7When you don't live in California.
Speaker 5You just assume that you can't that, you'll never, or there's not that where you're at, so Whatever.
Speaker 4Might have said it on the podcast before, but you would have been Drunk, not six years old or five years old, you don't know. That's true. That's true, we did live in the country on the trailer house you could have got, but John class of Casablanca is here in the city.
Speaker 5Oh, like the modeling and acting.
Speaker 4They did modeling, acting and all that I tried. I tried out for them, you did. And then I went up to their office and they had me cold read a Like a peanut butter script commercial. I liked it and I never heard back from them.
Speaker 6So you're like me, Lou Tuesday.
Speaker 4And I don't even fucking like peanut butter, like it had to be.
Speaker 5Fucking peanut butter, that's why you didn't get it.
Speaker 4They didn't call back. So at that point I was probably 16, because I remember I drove there. So I was like OK, maybe I'm just not. I remember when they approached me and my friends at the mall. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5You could be a model. I was like I fucking ugly and like 13 lanky and like when you're so awkward.
Speaker 4Like she looked like a 13 year old.
Speaker 5Her go bang.
Speaker 4Her go bang, she did.
Speaker 5I was like that's not correct.
Speaker 7Anyone getting into industry, I always kind of openly give a warning about that particular place. They're more of a pay to play and they're not. But any agent, any agent that wants money up front is in the legitimate agent.
Speaker 4Yeah, so it's. It's so much easier now to know the reputation of all the places because of the internet, social media and all that. So anybody that wants to get in this industry today has a huge advantage.
Speaker 7Oh yeah.
Speaker 4Over us way back in the day where you didn't have email, you didn't have texting anything.
Speaker 5Well, like you said, you just knew that place. Yeah.
Speaker 4That's the only.
Speaker 7I knew of you know the only way to audition was in person. But yeah, there was no such thing as self tapes or anything like that. It was all in person, the lockdown, whatever. That's really what that's what promoted self taping. So that's what. What grew it into what it is now? A lot of things came from that.
Speaker 6Yeah, do you. Do? You like Tiktok? Is my favorite Do you like self tapes Like?
Speaker 7the convenience of them? Yes, sure. The lack of a personal relationship with the casting director no, I don't like that. I like to be in front of a casting director. I've become friends with several of them and you get a lot more feedback. Sure, you know, when a when a casting director takes the time to say Some casting directors, they're like there's your line, stop right there, stare at the camera, blah, blah, blah. Ok, you can leave now and it's just, that's it. Other casting directors will be like you know what I liked, that take, but let's do this.
Speaker 6And I feel like that would be really important for a casting director to get a feel for how coachable and how directable and actor it is. So I, as a casting director, I would probably prefer to have that one on one. Even if I loved your take, I'm going to tell you that I wanted something just a little different, to see if you have that ability to switch it up and do something you know and that's what I do now in myself tapes.
Direction and Flexibility in Acting
Speaker 7Even if it specifically says only do one take, then fine, but if it's left open I'll do two or three. I try not to go past three, but if I just really feel like I can get a fourth take on it, I might. Yeah, so I will. I will do multiple takes and I'll give them different approaches. Now, two years ago, my auditions I would have laughed at them because they were full and I've just I built my own studio down in my basement, which in Oklahoma is rare.
Speaker 6I was about to say whoa.
Speaker 7Yeah, I built my own studio and some of the other. Sometimes if I can't sleep or whatever, I'll just go down there and I'll put all my stuff up. I'll just use my phone most of the times and I'll just record myself. You know doing different things, different even past auditions that I've had, just to get a better feel Then go back and watch it, and that was the hardest thing for me to do was to watch myself. I hate watching myself because you're your own worst critic, Absolutely, and so you know I get past it.
Speaker 5I'm listening to myself on these podcasts. I'm like is that what I sound like?
Speaker 4I don't know. I have you on here. I can't stand your voice. I think what's helped me is I started stand up comedy before the acting and so you want to talk about being put on the spot to entertain people or you're not going to entertain them is being on that stage in front of a live audience and your self-confidence, you know, can be built up if you stick with it. And I stuck with it for a while but then found acting, really because of stand-up. So I'm grateful that I started that journey, but I love the acting way more than the stand-up because I don't know, I don't know why, but I do. I may not be very good at stand-up, but maybe that's why. But it has helped me in confidence, in going. I don't fucking care, right, I don't care what the director may think of me or other people, I'm going to put my best product out there. And there you go.
Speaker 7For me, I call myself directable and the reason I say that is I want a director to say you know what I didn't like that take. Do it different. Yeah, and I'm okay with that. It's not going to hurt my feelings. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going to give you a different take on it.
Speaker 4I think that's military background too is like we can take some criticism Sure.
Speaker 7Yeah, but I've seen actors. I've been on enough sets. I've seen actors that want to argue like well, you know, I think that it should be this way. The director is there for directing. Yeah.
Speaker 5I work with people like that, it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 6I was about to say I work with teachers and yeah.
Speaker 5I'm not smarter than you. I get it.
Speaker 7I've heard a lot of the actors. Well, that's why you hired me and. But now I hired you to give me the character that I want and more part to them. If the actors out there they want to go that route, that's fine. But for me personally, I want a director that's going to give me direction. That's how I want it, and if I'm giving you what you want, then I'm going to keep right on going. If you stop me and say, hey, try it a different way, Then that's what I'll do.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'll kind of roll back my statement a bit. It's not so much that I don't care what the director thinks, it's more of I'll embarrass myself Right, like in a. So I did the adventures of Jurassic Pet 3 return to the wild, and that will come out hopefully.
Speaker 7Were you one of the goons.
Speaker 4I was. So there's a in that movie. It's also centered around this documentary film crew inside the movie and I'm one of those crew members, yeah.
Speaker 7I auditioned for it, but the parts that I was going for ended up being cut out. As what?
Speaker 4I was told, oh, it was fun. And then they had me get into a green scene suit, yeah, and I was like fuck you, I'll do it, let's go, and we need you in the middle of the street in El Reno, just in this skin tight. But I put it on and went. Maybe I wasn't so prepared, but you know what?
Speaker 6Didn't wear the right, here we are.
Speaker 4We're going for it and I had fun, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7I think Ryan was on that one. Ryan, francis, he was in that one somewhere.
Speaker 4I'm trying to remember. I can't remember where exactly. I don't remember, yeah, but oh, it was a fun shoot and I had a really really good time. That was done by boiling point media media out of Edmund. I really love Chris and Ryan. Yeah, they were so fun to work with. We had a great time.
Speaker 5Was all of it filmed in El Reno?
Speaker 4No, no, no. We did some filming in El Reno, we did some filming by Lake Arcadia, and then they had some other. That's close to it, almost to the chicken chat. And then they had some other areas where they shot that I just wasn't in those scenes. So they had some other areas. It's just so fun. I love it. I wish I was, I wish it could be my full time job. It's not yet. Maybe I'll get there, maybe I won't.
Speaker 2But that's okay.
Speaker 7Yes, this is all I do.
Speaker 6That's awesome. That's cool. Does it help to keep it a full time job? That you also do the production side, that it's not just the acting side?
Creating Comedy and Horror Projects
Speaker 7I just fell in love with being on set, yeah, and I decided that it didn't matter whether I was acting or crew. I just wanted to be on set, that's awesome.
Speaker 6So do you work with a particular, particular production company?
Speaker 7No, I've worked with multiple ones. I did a meta commercial Facebook. I've worked with John Schwab.
Speaker 6Cool. So are you like an independent contractor kind of thing?
Speaker 7All crew pretty much is.
Speaker 6That's awesome.
Speaker 7And most of them get their foot in the door. They'll start off as a PA production assistant and kind of decide if they want to work electric or whatever and kind of branch out from there.
Speaker 6I have a PA credit.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, you do On Brenly.
Speaker 6Brenly, we were talking about low budget, no budget.
Speaker 7A lot.
Speaker 6The first film Shane was in was a low budget, no budget in Tahlequah and it was great. It was so much fun.
Speaker 4Turned out so good. And the guy is the other thing is you don't have to have a huge budget now to put out a quality product. That's what we learned from that.
Speaker 6For sure.
Speaker 4Jeremy Scott did friendly director of it and he did a fantastic job.
Speaker 6We had like coffee or whatever with Jeremy before going up and filming and we were just kind of getting to know each other. I was just there because I'm a sidekick and he said something to me about like, oh, are you an actress or anything? I said no, I did musicals and stuff. And I said I did love doing straight plays, though even though I didn't do straight plays, I did like I did like set design and makeup and hair, like that kind of stuff. And he was like oh, you do you do makeup? And I was like, and that was that was all I thought until we get, until we get up on set. And he's like so I got this stuff and I need you to do some special effects Makeup.
Speaker 3I know you're not talking to me.
Speaker 6What? And he was like yeah, make it look like this eyeballs popping out of this guy's head.
Speaker 4And I was like okay, did a great job. It was so much fun.
Speaker 6And I got to operate the camera a couple of times and he was like, hey, you're going to get a PA credit. And I was like, hell, yeah, I am.
Speaker 4I did some.
Speaker 6Where's my IMDB Behind the scenes?
Speaker 4photos. Yeah, it was fun like that. Yeah, there's a good time, good, good time.
Speaker 5I've only done acting when we were children and we borrowed a video.
Speaker 7He hurt you and got him and killed him I mean I've done that.
Speaker 5Actually, they didn't fight that much. I was the other brothers. No, we got along Protected.
Speaker 2I was protector of her from our other Daniel Mary.
Speaker 4Watch dog home videos.
Speaker 6Yeah, we made that terror teddy.
Speaker 4No, I did that with some other buddies of mine which that could, that could be turned into a there's a horror movie I can rewrite terror teddy.
Speaker 6It was Do it again, do it again. That was great.
Speaker 4Let me do it, but it was a.
Speaker 5That's like Freddy Cougar.
Speaker 6Sound like a belch.
Speaker 4It was a little stuffed animal teddy bear that got possessed by demon after listening to.
Speaker 6Metallica.
Speaker 4Metallica song.
Speaker 5Did you take mine or my teddies? Huh, did you take one of my teddies?
Speaker 4No no. It was Dave's, dave Campbell. He had a stuffed teddy bear.
Speaker 7You could easily take that back to the 80s style movie.
Speaker 4Heck yeah, having like critters or have the teddy bear listen to kiss, because they really swore up and down you know, oh, that was the then, so yeah, so then we would, we would kind of show the teddy bear and then we would pause the recording and then the the camera would be like first person of the teddy bear and we somehow attached a big old butcher knife to the teddy bear's arm. So the camera, you could see the teddy bear arms and the knife, and just He'll stay even our other buddy, brent, in the house. So it was pretty cool.
Speaker 7It's like my daughter's room. She has original raggedy and she's got a controller quest Annabelle no.
Speaker 6Hard pass.
Speaker 7Yeah, she's got the originals and a ventriloquist. No, it's got a yeah, they're just sitting around her room.
Speaker 4Didn't you have like a teddy Ruckspin? And then somebody was like I wonder if it can swim.
Speaker 5Yeah, it was the fucking neighbors at the foster home.
Speaker 6At the fast one.
Speaker 5Oh, you had foster kids at the home and yeah, I don't remember which one it was, but I don't even know why we had a pool.
Speaker 4I mean, it wasn't a big pool, but it had to have been just one of those little there in there and then after that he's like Wow, do you remember those creepy dolls mom had in their bedroom?
Speaker 5And she was like the only things that survived the fire from when I was a kid and I'm like it was this weird bear.
Speaker 2I don't know where they're at like a weird face.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah. Weird eyeballs, yeah, yeah and she had a raggedy and an Andy doll. No, I didn't like the bear and I didn't like the raggedy and an Andy doll.
Speaker 6I had an aunt who bought me. I don't know why, but my aunt Susie bought me like, like porcelain dolls, uh-oh, and they were all around my room on these shelves Actually it was these shelves, just all around my room. I had these porcelain dolls. And finally, and I was little, and then I got, when I got a little bit older, I was like dad, could we please give it up, these dolls? They're talking to me. They're so scary I won't do it. I don't like the Like I won't do the Annabelle movies.
Speaker 5I mean I watch them, but no those scares me.
Speaker 6Those will absolutely terrify me because there will 100%. When I get up at three o'clock in the morning to go pee, there will be a doll, like in my closet or something. I guarantee it. I don't even have a doll, but there will be one, yeah.
Speaker 7I'm a firm believer but that you don't have to have a big budget, you don't have to have all that. You know, if you want to create something, just create it.
Speaker 5Just like a good story and a good Well, and I was telling you about Garrett?
Speaker 7he and I are working on some stuff and he actually I've pitched him. I've pitched to him you playing one of the main characters. Heck, yeah, oh we got something that we're working on, kind of two different projects under one YouTube channel where it's going to be five minute movies.
Speaker 3The movies are only going to be five minute movies, but it's a series.
Speaker 7It's a series. Every one of them are tie into the next one, that's cool yeah. One's a comedy specifically making fun of crew people.
Speaker 6Oh, that's fun.
Speaker 7Oh yeah, just you can do like a comedy murder.
Speaker 4I wanted to do like a, like a. It's a movie or a show about a crew and actors that are doing like a kid show, you know. So they're all like and this is a shoe how do we spell shoe, you know, like that. But then after a cut it's like fuck, god damn, I'm sick of this shit. You know, it's just all dirty.
Speaker 7You're talking about doing a spoof of blues clues.
Speaker 6Yeah, like the. Wiggles blues Blues.
Speaker 4Blues.
Speaker 6Blues.
Speaker 2Blues yeah.
Speaker 7And then you got like that's a good name though, brother.
Speaker 6And then can we do a can you? Can you have like tell a tubby type and like they take? You know they take their weird like little mass things off and they're all like carnies and they're hot and they're sweating and they're like they don't have any teeth Settin' over in the corner, smoke over here.
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly. Some of them have like a spoon and a lighter like and like maybe, maybe there's kids on set you know, film and something, and then it's cut and then they're all having to be, you know, clean language and all this and then finally it's like, hey, the kids are wrapped and they're out and people are like God damn it, thank God, the kids are gone.
Speaker 3Jesus, fuck them kids. I hate those little shits yeah.
Speaker 4And it's all a kid's show. That'd be pretty fun. Yeah, oh, can it be like Miss?
Speaker 6Rachel. Well, yeah, that's kind of the.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's Miss Rachel. And then when it cuts, it tries to porn.
Speaker 6Yes, miss Rachel's, like I need to change for my next set. It goes around the corner to the other side of the set.
Speaker 4It's like a sex swing.
Speaker 2It's a porn. I need to spank it.
Speaker 6And then they're like hey, where's little.
Speaker 4Billy at, and then they hear something. He's in the sex swing Playing Superman. Billy, get out of that?
Speaker 6Why is it sticky?
Speaker 4What's this big bottle for? It's real slicky, slicky.
Speaker 6Look, Mom, slime. They made slime.
Speaker 5So we got ideas.
Speaker 7You might get banned.
Speaker 5Yeah, bye.
Speaker 4I don't know how this podcast has lasted like three seasons and we haven't been banned yet 14 fans 14 fans.
Speaker 5That's why, yeah, we haven't offended too many people yet.
Speaker 4Keeping us alive. They haven't listened to. No, we got more than that.
Speaker 7Mostly family, though right no.
Speaker 4Well yeah. Oh, no, no.
Speaker 5Our family aren't very supportive of anything.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 7You know, in a way, I was kind of surprised that a lot of my family were more supportive than I thought they would be.
Speaker 6So that's, nice.
Speaker 7You know, I kind of thought I was going to get you know a lot of ribbing and, like you know, go get a real job.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5You're like look at me now.
Speaker 4Yeah, not ours.
Speaker 2Not that they don't.
Speaker 4I think it's more. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7I mean, I've got an older brother is you know he's a great guy, but I don't think he would know what to do in life if he didn't clock in and clock out.
Speaker 5I think ours is more like I think you shouldn't be talking about that on the airwaves. You shouldn't be talking about your sex life and you or she be embarrassed and I'm like I don't fucking care.
Speaker 7Yeah, I'll talk about it.
Speaker 5I don't get embarrassed, so I think that's more of what maybe.
Speaker 4Maybe not, so maybe our larger family yeah.
Speaker 5Even like I don't know mom and dad, are moms more religious now than she has ever been?
Speaker 7My mom is extremely religious and anytime I play a character like a bad guy or, you know, vampire, she's like. I don't like that. It's acting.
Speaker 5It's acting, not real.
Speaker 4She'll still watch it. It's make believe we're just playing around. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5So a few family members who haven't been on because they're like, I don't want to affect my job.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 5So they're like worried for whatever reason.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5So not supportive, like oh it's stupid, but just like it's wrong, I don't know.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5What will people think?
Speaker 4I still think they're. They're still proud of things we do.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, Sometimes it we're also not a very like vocal out word. Loving family, like very loving, Very loving, very supportive people hug a lot. We don't like, I don't know. It's hard for us to show emotions, so it's hard to be like that's a good job.
Speaker 7It's like cool, I don't know. I've been around him a lot. He says motion.
Speaker 5Well, he is the most emotional and lovey of 100% everybody, but everyone else can't show their emotions.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, Our brothers.
Speaker 5Oh God no.
Speaker 6They're not going to God love them.
Speaker 5And we do.
Speaker 6We do.
Speaker 5And the last time we probably I like hugged my brother other brothers other than him, was like a funeral probably.
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Speaker 7You know I try to talk to my brothers pretty much all the time. They're pretty supportive, you know. I live here, yeah, we all live here. We we all moved to Oklahoma sometime in the 80s. I went back to Memphis and kind of finished growing up there and the rest of them all stayed here, and then after I got out of the Navy, I decided that I wanted to come back to Oklahoma.
Speaker 4So, yeah, yeah, I don't think I've really ever hugged our brothers.
Speaker 5I don't.
Speaker 4Maybe Eric, just to make him feel weird.
Speaker 6That's why I hug your dad.
Speaker 4And then to make him feel weird, he falls over. And then I hug Eric or something, and then he'll cut my balls or he does something he like hump drive.
Speaker 5He makes it uncomfortable.
Speaker 2Just like do, like hug.
Speaker 5I think the last time he hugged me was like when Ollie died or something. We were in the Red River.
Speaker 4That's the last time.
Speaker 5Last time, yeah, grandma's funeral or something that was it. I don't know if I've ever hugged Daniel. To be honest, you hugged. Well, I honestly don't know if I've ever hugged him.
Speaker 6You hugged, daniel. I think he's going to hug his wife.
Speaker 5Oh, I might have at the wedding.
Speaker 4And I only know that because there's a picture. I think Dan secretly is a big softy.
Speaker 5Yeah, he's that mom and dad's all the time. He was there earlier when I got the kids off and I was like you are obsessed and have no life.
Speaker 6Well, and I mean like His wife, courtney is a super softy.
Speaker 4She tries not to act like it, just like Dan I think.
Speaker 5That's why they're such a she's very sweet person.
Speaker 6But yeah, oh, but like oh, she's the biggest softy, like feeling Z person.
Speaker 5I kind of see that, but she's still kind of like tough to.
Speaker 6Oh, she's super tough, but like she and I growing up together.
Speaker 4I think she's fake. Tough Come at me.
Speaker 5Courtney yeah, you all got fight.
Speaker 7She doesn't listen Now you have to worry about her listening.
Speaker 6She don't know, she doesn't.
Speaker 7It's okay so not not to change the subject on you guys, but you know what made you get into the podcast.
Speaker 4The Pandy.
Speaker 7And yeah.
Speaker 4so you know, even a stand up kind of was dead there for a while during the lockdown and I needed a. She's having a problem.
Speaker 6I got it. I got good. I'm entertaining Taylor and I needed to create a valid.
Speaker 4So we did. We made some stupid pandemic supply run videos that are on my YouTube. We did that Tiktok, yeah. And then it was like, hey, let's, let's try this podcast shit out, just just for an outlet and Something to do. Yeah, and we started it and like this is fun. I really, really liked it and I can say whatever the fuck. I want, to say yeah and uh and put it out there, and if you like it, cool, if you don't, that's cool too.
Speaker 5It's not everybody's slice of cake, um yeah, like somebody was like you don't even tell jokes on the and I was like have you listened to any other comedy podcast? Because they don't just tell jokes, though, like they're just funny people Like yeah you can talk about normal stuff and it'll be a comedy podcast, yeah.
Speaker 7I mean, if you really look and I have no idea how he got to where he's at but with Joe Rogan I mean yeah right, he's got his own like comedy club.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I mean comedy, mother shit His show.
Speaker 7Some of his shows are great, some of them are like you know. I'm just going to have to turn it off now.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, I mean also because they're 19 hours long.
Speaker 5Yeah, they're very long. There's so much range of like, exactly.
Speaker 7Because he doesn't really go in it with any objective.
Speaker 5No, they just go in it and have fun.
Speaker 4That's what I want to do.
Speaker 7And he's an owner.
Speaker 4And that's what I kind of. When I first started it I was heavily editing everything. I was between, like conversations, any dead space I was kind of trimming out just to, in my mind, make it. You just got to zone him out, yeah.
Speaker 9Taylor is strong. I'm a mom blotter.
Speaker 7I think she's about to appear, or something, over here.
Speaker 9Let's go full throttle.
Speaker 6Can any clubbies?
Speaker 4And then I would. I would also have like an outline that I would try to follow and you had like other comedians.
Speaker 6Call me, call me.
Speaker 4Call me.
Speaker 4I would have other comedians on during like the, especially the first season of the podcast and some of the second Cause you were doing a lot of stand up and that was fun, really enjoyed it, made a lot of good relationships through that. But then I was like you know what I'm sure Joe Rogan say that he's like we hit the record button and we just go. I don't have a. I don't have it written down that I have these topics I definitely want to talk about and hit and it's structured. He might have kind of an idea of things he wants to talk about.
Speaker 7I don't know. I've watched him. I don't think he has ideas on him, and he may not, and he just kind of goes.
Speaker 5Just let's it be fluid, like whatever they are talking about.
Speaker 4Yeah, and I was like you know what? They don't edit shit. That's why some of his podcasts last three- hours.
Speaker 6Some are an hour and a half Five hours.
Speaker 7Balazaro was five hours, but that's what makes them so interesting, though, is because you really, if you let go of all of those restraints and those are restraints when you start writing down. I want to stay in line.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 7Those are all restraints and you don't get to flow with, however, what feels good.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 7And just talk about it. And I know a lot of people and they want to avoid politics.
Speaker 3They want to avoid religion.
Speaker 7They want to avoid this or avoid that. It's not genuine anymore because I remember growing up and I know I'm old, but I remember in the 70s and the 80s family could sit down and argue over their politics and then still go have dinner together. They could still go. You know, it didn't affect loving each other. Now today, oh yeah, two brothers argue over politics. My goodness, they won't talk to each other for years.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 7I'm like what happened.
Speaker 4And it's like you're, and sometimes it's even a disagreement over the politician they support Right, and it's so stupid because one that most politicians are so fucking out of touch with how?
Speaker 7they don't know All.
Speaker 4Americans live their life. They don't. They don't fucking care about you. They don't. So why fight each other over these people that are out of touch with reality? Completely. It's just so dumb.
Speaker 7All of it and it gets so frustrating. That's what I like about that particular podcast, and I've enjoyed very much being here, because there's no, there's no boundaries. No, there's no restraints.
Speaker 4No, I had a buddy of mine, a comedian, john McMillan, on and that was a great episode.
Speaker 6You got to go listen to that one. It's awesome.
Speaker 4He's a black comedian, and so we we make it funnier. John would say. John would probably say yes.
Speaker 6Yes, john, would tell you absolutely, my melanin makes me funny.
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Speaker 4But we we talked about race relations. We talked and one of my best sound bites I have was a conversation we were talking about and we were talking about how old white men think all black people have it as easy as what they see on, like MTV Cribs, like why are you all having such a hard time? I see all over here and you've got mansions and everything.
Speaker 7And I said no, you got to realize. It's that. Plus, most of the old white dudes are all sitting around watching football, basketball and baseball.
Speaker 6Right, so they're seeing it.
Speaker 7All they see is millionaire.
Speaker 4So then I say as an old man, I go well, me, me and him got something in common. We both have 14 whips and John lost his mind.
Speaker 6In a good way. He thought it was the funniest thing he had ever heard.
Speaker 4And you wouldn't have those natural conversations and natural reactions if we were even censoring ourselves because we don't want to wade into the waters of being somewhat controversial.
Speaker 7I'm controversial all the time.
Speaker 4OK, who cares, Like I don't. I don't care whether someone is black, brown, purple, green. Love someone of the opposite sex, love someone of the same. I don't care. Yeah, it's we're just people.
Speaker 7Let's talk when it comes to all the you know, cancel culture, whatever you want to call it the wokeness. I can suck some of it gets so stupid Some of it does. There's common sense things. Ok, there's a lot of stuff about banned books today. Oh, don't. Oh, man, man man, they're not banned, they're just being common sense of where they should be seen and where they shouldn't be seen.
Speaker 6Yes, whether it's common sense, whether an eighth grader should read should be a fifth grader, be exposed to this theme in fourth grade, or if it's something that they should not be exposed to until they're older and have an awareness about where, where the exposure comes from.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 7And versus where it shouldn't come from. Yeah, and just use common sense.
Speaker 5There's not a lot of common sense.
Speaker 7There is no, the same argument could be made about, oh, gun control. People will lose their mind over. There's such thing as common sense. You want to know what?
Speaker 4drives me crazy? What grinds my ears.
Speaker 6What grinds my ears?
Speaker 4Let me tell you what grinds this old white bald dude's beard right here? Listen up, it's getting hate. Is when these motherfuckers started saying minor attracted persons, oh dude that's disgusting Maps.
Speaker 2It's basically an excuse to be a pedophile.
Speaker 5So it's just a minor attracted brain can't even round around that so fucking gross right, they tried to.
Speaker 7They tried to attach themselves to the alphabet.
Speaker 6Yeah To LGBTQIA plus.
Speaker 7I don't even try. I don't even try because I will mess it up. Yep, I don't, I will be offensive.
Speaker 5It's like a whole. Somebody told me they were Polly and I was like I mean multiple wives or husbands. Ok, it's kind of what I thought, but it was like Polly, like well, that's different Open relationships.
Speaker 7Polly is actually marrying multiple people.
Speaker 4And I think they get it confused. They get they don't even know what they're talking about.
Speaker 7Well, I'm probably well and.
Speaker 6Polly Amorous is you are in committed relationships with multiple people who are also in committed relationships with each other. So it's like and that's if we, if we were in a you know what they call them back in the day fucking orgy, orgy orgy.
Speaker 2No, they're committed orgy.
Speaker 6They love each other and they live together.
Speaker 7I love history and that's actually his.
Speaker 5I love orgy.
Speaker 6I love orgy.
Speaker 7Even in tribal groups, women were allowed to have more than one husband, multiple husbands.
Speaker 5I want to be in that tribe.
Speaker 2I was saying, that would be easy, I want to die.
Speaker 3This is a miracle. You dumb son of a bitch, exactly.
Speaker 7You know what is it. One of the funny things is in you keep calling yourself an old white dude. People have a hard time knowing what I am.
Speaker 5I'm bringing up what breed.
Speaker 6Are you? What are you?
Speaker 7I can make a break, let me get to the.
Speaker 4What breed? What is it? The Aka, the Aka.
Speaker 5Aka, aka, aka, aka.
Speaker 6Aka.
Speaker 7Aka Aka. Aka is close enough, also known as that's right, but you know people will like. Well, what are you? And I'm like man, you figure that out. That's such a weird question to ask people. I get it asked all the time, I bet.
Speaker 5Yeah, cause you can go a few ways.
Speaker 7I feel like Go ahead, I'm not going to give it a try, guess it.
Speaker 5Hispanic no, puerto Rican.
Speaker 6No Wait, is that still Hispanic?
Speaker 5Egyptian, no Italian Sicilian.
Speaker 2She's going as brandy I could say something right now.
Speaker 4That is really a hot topic.
Speaker 6Oh, my God.
Speaker 5East Palestinian, oh I am Don't say those words Pakistanian.
Speaker 7I am a mixture of Irish and Scottish Okay.
Speaker 5Native American and black.
Speaker 6Yes, there you go. So I was good, I really, truly was going to guess Native American from your, from your facial structure, that was my guess.
Speaker 4My thing is what percentage of black? Because we had a person on this 13 specifically.
Speaker 7Okay, damn.
Speaker 5You know the number.
Speaker 7From my DNA. You know the number. I took a DNA test Good.
Speaker 6Yes, turns out 100%. That's it Wait.
Speaker 7Because it was extremely. When I took the DNA test and I got it back, I was like, wow, I'm black.
Speaker 6I'm not. No, there's no Mexican, he's not, he's not any, he's not, he's not, he's Damn.
Speaker 7That's part actually wasn't the part that shocked me. Yeah, I, I can't tell you how many people say, hey, white dudes can't have a round head. Yes, okay, you know.
Speaker 6It's rare.
Speaker 7Most of them have flat spots.
Speaker 6Well, that's also why I would have guessed native.
Speaker 4Truly Because that's a Blendian.
Speaker 6Bl Blative Babe, blative oh.
Speaker 2Oh Whoa.
Speaker 9Whoa.
Speaker 6Careful Whoa Hold on.
Speaker 4I should have done this. I should have.
Speaker 2Oh, no, see now it's too late and it's not fun anymore. It's too late. I didn't do it, god.
Speaker 7That's stupid. Violent, that's stupid.
Speaker 9I just become offended, you're now part of the family that and the Broncos.
Speaker 4Hey hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 10It's the only bottle once we have Listen. Fight, fight, fight.
Speaker 4I was afraid it was going to make my brother's face like shit.
Speaker 6We're not. We're not proud of it, we're just stuck with it. See, I see you here with your cowboys and that's fine. I'll let you in the house. I'm used to disappointment, so am I. I'm very clearly used to this. I'm pointing at the cooler.
Speaker 2I'm not used to it.
Speaker 3I wasn't going to say anything.
Speaker 4It's onto a new level. Hold on everybody.
Speaker 3You know, I could fire a game. You can probably throw it away.
Speaker 7I mean I saw you pointing and I was kind of hoping.
Speaker 3He was like God die. She does not hold back, she hates him it was cold.
Speaker 6I'm with him because I like his sister so much. Each is pretty cool.
Speaker 7For me. My shock when I took the DNA test was the Scottish and the Irish. I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 5I can see with a beard. I just didn't see it, that was Scottish at all yeah, I was like wow.
Speaker 4I'm a quarter Osage and cow.
Speaker 7My family hid the Native American. Like my last name is Shavers, but it's actually not, it's Chavis.
Speaker 5Oh Chavis.
Speaker 7They ran out of the hills of Tennessee and they changed their name to hide their Native American history.
Speaker 6What tribe?
Speaker 7Cherokee. Oh, okay, and they hid it and I've actually, after I took the DNA test and I started doing my genealogy and I started doing my research and I spent. That's a rabbit hole.
Speaker 6Oh.
Speaker 7I know you can get lost. I was sitting at my laptop at eight o'clock at night and I look up, and at seven AM the next morning and I'm like whoa.
Speaker 7I lost a whole day yeah, like 12 hours just gone. Because if you get on ancestry and you know when I'm going to know, I'm getting way off topic. There's no topics here. There's this little leaf will pop up because you put in known information, people that I know I'm related to. So I put all that in and I start filling in grandparents and uncles and people that I know I'm related to, and a leaf will pop up and I'm going to say suggestion. So you go over there and you go over here and then when your DNA is done and it's uploaded, it'll say you're related to this person, but it's only, you know, a 0.1%. But then over here you'll have another one pop up and it's like a 10% or so on and so forth.
Speaker 5And then you go all over the globe.
Speaker 6That's wild.
Speaker 7All over the planet.
Speaker 6Then were they all, were they all distant?
Speaker 718,000 people that I have a DNA relationship to, I'm like that's more than the population of the town I live in.
Speaker 6That's a weird perspective, it is weird.
Speaker 7Then I start going deeper down into it and I find a great grandmother. Oh, great, great, great grandmother. They had 33 kids. That poor woman, no, no, that's when you're walking through the field and one falls out. That's what I'm saying, cussing at you, pick up the plow bitch, like I guess I had a body, jetta Dyer, another one came out how is that physically possible?
Speaker 6I don't know. I cannot even imagine.
Speaker 7Because I started doing the research on her, because I said the same thing. Yeah, and it was 12. And but that was common in the 80s.
Speaker 6I didn't even know how to braid my hair when.
Speaker 7I was 12. That was common, but she had twins twice and triplets twice.
Speaker 6No, and I'm like I would be sewing myself up. So I was like maybe.
Speaker 7I was like maybe this is like a joke or something. This can't be real. Maybe this is wrong. It's like you know. Maybe the information is wrong. So you go back and you start looking at census and you find them and sure enough, they're all there.
Speaker 6That's crazy. I'm like yeah now, that explains what if?
Speaker 5we're related.
Speaker 7That explains how so many people are related, because those kids go off and have kids and you're like tree, tree, tree, tree tree. Wow, how did that happen? And then, well, now, now you know, because they just kicking back on.
Speaker 4I love spreading my seed.
Speaker 7They needed. They needed people to take care of the farm. Back then they needed workers.
Speaker 5I was about to say they were born.
Speaker 6They had a birth, their workforce.
Speaker 4What I think is weird is a human baby takes so long to like walk around and kind of be almost self-sufficient years right.
Speaker 6Didn't we just say Daniel is still at a mom's house?
Speaker 4So over 40 years, right, but then a giraffe, an elephant hits the ground in five minutes and they're standing up there, walking there. It's just crazy. They got to survive, you know we don't have to be, oh, we don't.
Speaker 6That's the problem?
Speaker 7We, everybody. You know that'll go down a whole evolution thing, but human beings are not designed to evolve very far.
Speaker 6That's why fast, that's why we haven't.
Speaker 5I can't imagine if we weren't the top of the food chain, though.
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Speaker 4Oh God, like if we be if Casey's out mowing the front yard and pterodactyl because I like. I like to empower women or lazy quality. She's mowing the yard.
Speaker 6Are we going to?
Speaker 4do yard, but I'm on the driveway like a groundhog, you know, watching the skies because we're not the top of the food chain Huh.
Speaker 7You make a good. Well, that's how you have to be.
Speaker 6But yeah, that's crazy. I mean, the only the only reason we are the top of the food chain is because we have a plane because yeah, we can make tools Do we? Well.
Speaker 7I mean have you driven around and looked at some of the people out there today. I mean, if you listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4Enough you may devolve. My brain is not fully developed, but others.
Speaker 5I work with very smart, intelligent people, though you. Sometimes I'm like how is this possible?
Speaker 7That's all relative.
Speaker 5Oh, my boss too is like you're the smart.
Speaker 6My boss is the smartest person I know. It's weird and there's times where he's talking and I'm like I have literally no idea.
Speaker 5I've been in meetings, if they're talking and I'm like. I'm like, I'm a smart human.
Speaker 6I'm like yeah, like I feel like I'm a smart person and intelligence, or two different things.
Speaker 2How do you do? How do you delineate the two?
Speaker 7You can be. You can learn to be smart, oh sure, but intelligence is something that you just have.
Speaker 6So would you say that smart is is book book learning, learn it. You learn how to do it, and then intelligence is like what we would call street smart and common sense smart.
Speaker 7No, because intelligence is the ability to survive and to grow old and to have the tools that you need to go on. There is a lot of people in this world, a lot of that wouldn't survive. Oh yeah, without intelligence around them. Sure, they don't want us, they want it to be, but without the intelligence around them they wouldn't survive at all, taylor I can't get my straw in my mouth.
Speaker 6You were trying to drink out of her glass straw, so quiet.
Speaker 4She's like Shane mute my body.
Speaker 3Think about it. Hey, I saw it.
Speaker 7So, if you think about it, though, you know if, if look at what's going on right now, we're on the, we're on the brink of a world war.
Speaker 5Oh God, it's happening right now.
Speaker 7So if nuclear weapons start flying everywhere, okay, and we go backwards, we lose this technology that we're so comfortable with right now.
Speaker 5Yeah, no more target.
Speaker 7Oh my God how many people are going to survive?
Speaker 5Not a lot.
Speaker 7Okay, that's intelligence I can eat dirt, you can be as smart as you want to be, but are you intelligent enough to survive?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 7You know? You know how to learn how to hunt. Do you know how? Do you know how to acquire the skills that you need to survive when there's no one there to teach you? I think.
Speaker 6I have a question for you and I need no input from you, dammit. I'm worried now, quick, quick question. What's going on here? Yeah, apocalypse level, right Like we are, we have no technology, we are in the survival mode, like you know, like what you just explained. Stop it, would you say. Then an intelligent person would be the forager, the Twig and Berry's person. The person trying to fight nuts and berries, I guess, is what we called it.
Speaker 7Not Twig and Berry's that's different. I mean, I could but the intelligent person is gonna be the one that's gonna diversify in all aspects of it.
Speaker 6You're gonna have smart people, so they're a locksmith and a forager and an escape driver and they can shoot a gun.
Speaker 7They're gonna do whatever it takes to survive Me.
Speaker 5Me what do you think she won't survive?
Speaker 4No, we had a whole discussion that's causing.
Speaker 2No, we all have a job?
Speaker 4Okay, you gotta have people that can do a job.
Speaker 7That's community. I'm talking about that single individual.
Speaker 4Well say, that's different. Okay, when you have a, you gotta be by yourself.
Speaker 7When you have a single individual. Individuals have to be able to come together within a community to survive, because not everyone is going to be intelligent enough to survive on their own.
Speaker 2But everyone's a leader either, not everyone.
Speaker 5There's a lot of followers, yeah, and that's the difference.
Speaker 7That's okay. You can be smart enough to find the berries, you can be smart enough to find the fresh water. You can be smart enough to and those are all things that you may have learned over time. But you take that individual that has no one to help them, that's gonna have to do all of the things themselves. Got it. That's your intelligence of being able to get out there and survive on your own.
Speaker 7Got it, being able to build that log home or that rock structure or whatever it is, and it's just you and no one else.
Speaker 4You're still looking for berries? Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6I feel like I would be here.
Speaker 4But you're also gonna learn how to pick locks.
Speaker 6I am. So. Here's how this conversation happens. Why would you?
Speaker 5need to pick locks in an apocalypse, Are you gonna break in Well?
Speaker 6because, there's gonna be.
Speaker 7Just bust the door down.
Speaker 6Well, there's gonna be food storage somewhere, that's the door down, yeah, I guess, so it could be too loud. But what if I need to retain the integrity of the door for protection purposes? I'm not likely, just saying If it's zombie level, man, that's what I'm going with. I'm gonna assume it's zombies. So are you practicing picking locks? No, I need to. No.
Speaker 5I want that stocking. It's on my list. I want a lock pick.
Speaker 4Some doors could be hardened to where you couldn't kick them in, or so?
Speaker 6here's how this conversation starts. The pandemic hit and we are sitting around just the two of us for far too long, and we're drunk.
Speaker 7Too many conversations.
Speaker 6Probably, and it was okay. So the world is ending right. Because also their mom was very sure that the world was very legitimately ending, everything was going to shit right. So we were like, okay, so what's the plan? So we know that we would rendezvous out at the acreage at their parents' house, because they have land and an armory, basically. And so we said, okay, so what kind of community are we building? Right, like, who has what job? How are we fortifying the area? Like, what are we doing? So it's all you know walking dead type talk. And so we were trying to sign everybody jobs Daniel's security. Daniel is on security. Shane is Mom's the chef, also on security. Mom is the armorer. Mom operates all the bullets and the things. Who's gonna feed us, nicolette?
Speaker 6Oh okay, nicolette's the chef. You are the medical person, because you know how to do some things that I don't know. Well, courtney is the archer. I think it's what we said. She's gonna be a hunter. She's a good archer. And so we were going through everybody, like who is doing what? Who's taking care of the kids? Not me, it's also Nicolette. We had jobs for everybody. I'll plan that. And Eric, yeah, nicolette and Eric are the home school. And so I looked at my husband who, up until this very specific moment, I thought he thought of me as a very kid, a very capable, strong, independent, smart woman.
Speaker 7Got yourself in trouble, oh did he ever?
Speaker 6It's been years and I will not let it go. I refuse, okay, okay, and he's. I said, well, what job am I gonna have? And he looks at me dead in the eyeballs and says, well, you're gonna be the nuts and berries girl. I said the fuck did you just say to me, son of a bitch? Yeah? I said what do you mean? And he said, well, I mean we gotta be able to Go get the pine cone, go get like nuts and berries that we can eat when we're like on the road. Oh, because their dad is also gonna be. He's our gardener, our farmer guy, like he can plant all the things. What a culture, thank you. There's gonna be a lot of weed on our plot, I know that for sure. But I said I'm sorry, that's all I can do is get fucking nuts and berries. I was so mad and I ruminated on it for days, days and days and days.
Speaker 7You still did that shit I was so pissed off.
Speaker 4We're driving out to the acreage, for like a cookout or whatever she's like I can fight, I can see good and we're driving around. She's driving, I'm driving, I can drive a car. And all of a sudden she goes. I don't wanna be the damn nuts and berries girl.
Speaker 3That's a berries girl. I was so mad. I was so mad at him.
Speaker 4I said what else do you think you're gonna be able to do? I don't know, god. She's like. I'm the driver and I said what the fuck?
Speaker 6The driver. I can be the yes, I can be the tactical driver.
Speaker 4I said no, that's me, no, and she's like you can't be the tactical driver because you're also the marksman. And I was like no, that's why I'm the tactical driver, so that I'm a little protected that way, when accuracy long range marksman is needed.
Speaker 5I don't think you can drive a shoe at the same time. That's what I said.
Speaker 4Well, that's not what that's for.
Speaker 6I'm just saying I need another skill, because here's the thing If I am lost out of the community, anybody else can pick up the nuts and berries duties.
Speaker 2I needed to be indesensible so that I could be protected.
Speaker 6I needed to be needed. We have to protect Taylor because she's our medic. We have to protect Shane and Dan because there are our shooter, shooters right. Like everybody else needs to be protected. The nuts and berries girl doesn't need to be fucking protected.
Speaker 7Your forage, you stepped in.
Speaker 6No, I'm so mad. Yeah, you did so. I'm still fucking mad. I'll stay a fight with the forager.
Speaker 7And I said fine, protect the forager.
Speaker 5It is a necessary participant, of course.
Speaker 4And I said okay, fine, You're also gonna be our lock picker.
Speaker 6Oh, okay, okay, and for some reason that settled me. I was like okay, pick locks, did you know how to do that? No, no, I'll learn. I use a body test. That's a movie I watch Nancy Drew. Okay, we're on paper close.
Speaker 7How did you survive that?
Speaker 4Jeff, I'm a man.
Speaker 5I'm a man all 40.
Speaker 4Just hold true to my values. You know what I mean. I empowered her with learning how to pick locks. That we haven't accomplished yet.
Speaker 6I'm waiting for it to be in my stocking at Christmas. The kid.
Speaker 4I need a kid. No, I'm going to. Yeah, you have to no, it's gonna be a lock picking kid and like different little padlocks.
Speaker 5I better hone up on my medical.
Speaker 6And then a forging like a field gun Feeny-pee-ak.
Speaker 7Somebody needs to learn to make beer for you guys 100%.
Speaker 6we do, I'll do that no.
Speaker 5I won't. Why are you taking on somebody's roles? I?
Speaker 6won't do that, that'll be David.
Speaker 5Yeah, because he can't really walk. I mean, it's true, he can't.
Speaker 2You don't need a farm hand.
Speaker 5We can't decide who of them can pick crops Perfect.
Speaker 7Well, I can tell you, when it goes to shit, I'm going to have a hard time deciding whether or not I want to be back a part of society again, because I'm okay out in the middle of nowhere by myself. What about your wife? I love her, but I could still go. I love her butt.
Speaker 5Oh my God, I could still go be by myself there we go, you're going to be like Daryl.
Speaker 6Dixon, that's right.
Speaker 5I don't need nobody or no one.
Speaker 7That would be the only thing. The only thing that would keep me in a group is to protect my family.
Speaker 5Yeah, no, otherwise One daughter.
Speaker 6No three, three daughters.
Speaker 7Two boys.
Speaker 6Do you guys have 33 kids?
Speaker 9OK, yeah, I was going to say I see a trend here. It's hereditary, You're a turtle.
Speaker 6You're a turtle.
Speaker 5No, I'm a turtle, I get it OK.
Speaker 7Makes sense, you sure? No, I'm Mexican. I've been married twice.
Speaker 4I'm just here, that's all right. Sorry, whoa. Now we're going to get married.
Speaker 6That's all right. It's a good ride, guys. It wasn't me.
Speaker 7Chalker who went down that road.
Speaker 6Me, I did it Me. It wasn't me Chalk baby.
Speaker 7I've been married twice and I had two kids my first go round and three my second.
Speaker 5It's awesome, so you can't be so locus.
Speaker 7No, I can't cut. My 16 year old daughter wouldn't allow me, no matter why. So she's got a symbiotic relationship.
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Speaker 6I'm glad you said symbiotic, not parasitic, because that would have been different.
Speaker 2Oh no, no, yes, sometimes.
Speaker 7So, I love it a day.
Speaker 6What do you need?
Speaker 4I was looking for the. I do have an idea for a post apocalyptic movie.
Speaker 6Oh, I don't know where the I don't know where it is, but yeah, you can tell me.
Speaker 7Is it a comedy?
Speaker 4Yeah, yes, yes and no. Yeah, I mean drama parts of it.
Speaker 7Oh man, it's stupid, it is fucking good, but that would make that makes the best one.
Speaker 6It is good you know that makes the best it's called a mouthful of vengeance.
Speaker 4No mouthful of voyage voyage, mouthful of voyage. What are you looking for? I I actually had a guy make me a movie poster of mouthful of voyage.
Speaker 9I already have the movie poster and it is fucking
Speaker 6insane. Where's the script? And it was birthed out of this podcast.
Speaker 5No, it's it the script is actually one of the podcast episodes where we just Hunter boy improv this whole fucking movie.
Speaker 4It's fantastic. I I can't even remember what all we talked about.
Speaker 6Season one.
Speaker 4But I'll try to find the image as we're talking and I'll pull up the movie poster.
Speaker 6There are people that eat toenails. Yeah, I, oh, I'm also the bird whisperer, that's right.
Speaker 4And that's what we can be.
Speaker 6We can train you and I can train Ravens, you and me, taylor Gross.
Speaker 5Gross. Yeah, ravens, whatever, I just smart birds, ravens, like really around us. Yeah, we're going to make one. It grows a lot.
Speaker 4The alertist.
Speaker 6Animal research Right Can we make?
Speaker 4one, rangers and things, and the forge for you Crows, well, they'll bring you little surprises, shinies. Yeah, but it was, it was insane, it was so funny.
Speaker 6You have too much free time, yeah.
Speaker 5I definitely do.
Speaker 6So you did ask why the podcast right here?
Speaker 5It is. This is why other podcasts. There's this first podcast.
Speaker 7The what.
Speaker 5Have you ever done a podcast?
Speaker 7Now I've done radio shows and TV shows. This is my first podcast.
Speaker 2Kiss the fan.
Speaker 6Kiss the fan I don't know, do I love Just one of four?
Speaker 4point one Was that in? Was that season one or two One, I think? I think it was one, huh.
Speaker 5Back in the day.
Speaker 4Back in the day.
Speaker 7I actually wanted to start a podcast because I'm a huge comic book nut.
Speaker 6Oh yeah.
Speaker 7I would love to dedicate a podcast just to comic books.
Speaker 5That'd be cool. I don't know anything about comic books, so I can't be on your podcast.
Speaker 6I was going to say I know nothing there it is oh my god, is that an? Apocalyptic coming of age story.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's me when nuts and berries girl, you nuts and berry girl, what? Are those red things feet.
Speaker 6Yes. There we go Tonell's long toenails yeah.
Speaker 7I was going to say how did you get Colonel Sanders?
Speaker 6And Shane looks like Colonel.
Speaker 4Sanders. Oh, never mind this guy that looks like Colonel Sanders. He plays Colonel Sanders in commercials and during the post apocalyptic time he became like mayor of this crazy ass town and so that's how the apocalyptic Colonel Sanders came about. And then that priest under the cell phone there. So the cell phone. Only one person has the cell phone that still works. He's the only person in the world with a working cell phone and it's got. It's loaded with different videos from Vine that was like the precursor to like TikTok, and on those vines is that priest doing some not so good things with kids, and so that priest is hunting down the person with that phone. And we got the white powder donuts. That's what I'm guarding. I found like an old hostess or little Debbie factory and took all the snacks and a lot of white powder donuts.
Speaker 5Are they gonna expire, bro?
Speaker 4No, no, they don't. We put so much shit in that stuff. They don't, really don't expire.
Speaker 7It's gonna be like a Twinkie. I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5And so. Who's the horse?
Speaker 4So Logan gets captured.
Speaker 5Is he in the back, my youngest son? I can't see that Logan gets captured.
Speaker 4He's in the town being held hostage kind of hostage, but a prisoner of the town, where the Colonel Sanders guy is and Logan's like their entertainment. He's like a dancer.
Speaker 6Like a jester, yeah.
Speaker 4And then Hunter and Justin and Emerson come upon this town and they find out that Logan is being held captive in this town and there's something with how the Ravens or the crows are sending messages and the boys attach a note to one of the crows and it flies it back to us. How they know where they are. Is they found an old Rand McNally road Atlas?
Speaker 6Because of course those are going to smite the apocalypse, yeah, and so anyway, we get word of where they are.
Speaker 4I come charging in with the horse and I'm pulling. I end up somehow pulling Hunter and he's on a razor scooter. He's like a chariot behind my horse and we use it as a weapon and he can whip around and use the razor scooter to knock out people's shins. Yeah, it's real fucking dumb.
Speaker 6And they have real long toenails.
Speaker 4Yeah, so you see the person riding the other person in the top right. Yeah, they harvest people's toenails and they like eating toenails, and so everybody in that town doesn't have toenails. They let them grow out and then they pull them out.
Speaker 2And then they eat them like chips and salsa.
Speaker 7So much you know. I'm glad you asked that.
Speaker 6We're Edibles, so are you sure you want him to ride a horse?
Speaker 5Yeah, I feel like Edibles or Hayawaskar Peotecaina.
Speaker 4I don't think I did it that much justice on that. I have to find what episode that is, but oh my, it was one of my favorite ones because my You're, so I love the. Amparov, number one, and I like it when my brain gets in that creative space. And I just went off.
Speaker 7Create. That's a void somewhere in there. I don't know if that's a creative space. It may not be it may not be.
Speaker 5It's a dark space.
Speaker 2It just pretty dark. It could be like a black hole spot.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's where the tumor is. Yeah.
Speaker 5Fires off every now and then. Oh, they eat toenails.
Speaker 4But it's great, it is hilarious.
Speaker 7How did you come up with toenails? How do?
Speaker 4you come up with that. I don't know how we did.
Speaker 6I don't know how we did. I was not on that one, so I did not get to experience that unfolding in real time.
Speaker 7I mean that's that's that's getting out there.
Speaker 2He's a weird guy.
Speaker 4We wanted it to be like like a cannibal community, but not like people.
Speaker 2And so I think I just went with toenails because it's gross.
Speaker 4I mean, we know people chew their fingernails and stuff, but toenails he's upset.
Speaker 6He's upset, he's upset, he's upset.
Speaker 1Kenny's not having a good time anymore, I'm going to tuck my feet back in, that's right, he's not y'all weird I keep shoes on bud.
Speaker 4I do have some pliers around me.
Speaker 7Let me hide my feet.
Speaker 4So let's do something fun here.
Speaker 5I need a drink.
Speaker 4You need a drink, get a drink.
Speaker 6I'm going to drink? Are you going to do that with or without your straw?
Speaker 4I have some, so what we like to do is my tiktok feed is terrible sometimes.
Speaker 6And so it's really uncomfortable. Thanks, man.
Speaker 4So I play some of these tiktoks that I found. But the other thing I really love to do is we play tiktok bachelorette and I find guys on tiktok that we show her and we got to pick the guy that she needs to message on tiktok.
Speaker 6Yeah, trying to find her a suitor. I'm going to.
Speaker 7You might end up having to edit this. Dotted Back during the lockdown, when movie productions had come to a halt, I got a job as a moderator. Oh, what he knows what a moderator is.
Speaker 6What's a moderator?
Speaker 7And I can't say the name of that timekeeping company that I worked for, tiktok.
Speaker 4There are people that are looking for that shouldn't be on.
Speaker 6Are they the ones that canceled your stupid video? Powder donut your powder donut video Basically, oh my God, you canceled his power donut video.
Speaker 7And if I was to tell you that the main headquarters for a lot of those moderators are actually in Tulsa.
Speaker 6That's out of here.
Speaker 4No wonder they don't let us watch it on, no kidding.
Speaker 7They have about six offices across the United States. Wow.
Speaker 6One of the big ones is In Tulsa. That's wild.
Speaker 5People put anything on it. They make us Right.
Speaker 7They make, they make everybody sign NDAs.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, and I would imagine people doing that job.
Speaker 6So some shit. What do you do you?
Speaker 7That's icky, I know, and I want him, but he's a good friend of mine that works in the same industry, was also a moderator and I'm going to take right now we could possibly write some stuff of things we saw in there.
Speaker 6Oh, I bet I can't even imagine. So I guess, how do? People do that. That's the beginning of a like murder.
Speaker 7Everything.
Speaker 5I've heard of like.
Speaker 7Some rape Murder.
Speaker 5Yeah, I was gonna say I've heard of like teens giving like fentanyl to other kids and then like, oh my God, I'm like they die.
Speaker 4Yes, so my tiktok's not full of that kind of shit. It's not, it's just real fucking weird. We saw this funny and weird. So, so let's get this loaded up and here we go. Here's our first one, our first little set of videos. Poop joke oh, hold on. Oh, I love these. Poop joke. Hold on, poop. I'll start it over.
Speaker 9Oh, this is gonna get bad.
Speaker 7Oh, oh heavens.
Speaker 3He wants to go camping, that is the slowest fall.
Speaker 6I mean, I would do that.
Speaker 5She just like accepted it. Oh no, fart spray. That's right. Oh shit in here.
Speaker 9Holy fuck, I'm like.
Speaker 3I'm like that that's her best friend. God damn.
Speaker 7She's still spraying it.
Speaker 5I hate that the truth.
Speaker 9I'm sorry.
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Speaker 6I'm sorry he's being so nice, I know right.
Speaker 5Where do you get fart spray at?
Speaker 2My good.
Speaker 5Probably.
Speaker 7Spencer's open the bottle and pour it on.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 5I'll be damned Close away.
Speaker 4I think it's me in case in the future.
Speaker 6Look, it is God. Oh God.
Speaker 9Oh. Toby, toby, no, watch this, he comes back oh. So I asked my friend.
Speaker 6Rocky, who's son is a wrestler. In high school I said has Elijah ever been poor Toby? And Rocky said anybody that's ever been on a mat has been Toby at one point.
Speaker 7I wrestled in high school Did you have you been Toby? Probably, I'm probably have I don't remember a specific point.
Speaker 6The trauma blocked it out.
Speaker 7Who bit one Like her. Because he did exactly that. He kept sticking it purposefully and he just oh my, is that legal?
Speaker 4I'm going to do this like the JFK movie with Kevin Costner Back into the left, back into the left you never watched.
Speaker 6JFK. We just watched it the other night, actually, the president. The movie about the president yes. Good job. We all know he died. Spoiler alert, spoiler Taking advice. Poor Toby, that skinny little dude got some big balls. Whoa no. On today's episode of Jesus Christ Jesus.
Speaker 3They're coming or not. You're going to jail for obstruction of justice. I didn't obstruct the court and trying to hide evidence. I didn't.
Speaker 9You didn't want to watch this video? Yeah, I would love to, because I was fixing my Gucci lips. That'd be me.
Speaker 3So there's a bag right there, it's a bag right there. That's not my bag. That's not a bag. That's my fucking Gucci lips hanging out. Dude, that's my labia.
Speaker 6Jesus Christ, jesus Christ, I just super-daddyed my pants, I see.
Speaker 2Shaddle.
Speaker 6Shaddle.
Speaker 2I should have my pants. I think Gross. You don't have pants, do you?
Speaker 9Oh, that was me on Thursday. Oh no, oh, Geraldine. That camel toe. I'm a little horse.
Speaker 6No, you got a horse.
Speaker 10So first things first. I'm wearing this cap because it's real sunny today and I'm not trying to get sunburned on my forehead again. Okay, not again. What's happening?
Speaker 4I know why you're I know why she's a horse. Those things are going up there. They're in her throat. Dream chaser.
Speaker 10Dream chaser. I chase my dreams. So just this nice burgundy top and then my gray shorts. These are my favorite shorts that I own.
Speaker 7Okay, so that conversation a little while ago about smart people and intelligent people Not surviving.
Speaker 3What happened? What's real good from the back?
Speaker 6What did she say? Is that what she said?
Speaker 7She had a bad case of nasotalph.
Speaker 6She had both eyes right there. Bud, no ass at all. That's what David Oldham has right there.
Speaker 2That Oldham has is no ass at all.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 6Just this nice burgundy top. Want to know how to grow your own?
Speaker 3mushrooms Want to know how to take a shit in a coffee cup. Play it again, play it again. We go in the back of the bus and feel how nose up for love, try it again.
Speaker 7Want to know how to grow your own mushrooms.
Speaker 3Want to know how to take a shit in a coffee cup.
Speaker 6Are these suitors? Are these?
Speaker 3Oh, whoa. Oh. I was deeper high, past out on the floor. Fuck that shit. Meekers on the frame, take a one-in-one Lookin' for a drink to run a train.
Speaker 6Are they wearing the same jeans?
Speaker 3Going with that shit, making like a little kid Some fuckin' soul train baby.
Speaker 4I don't love this. I want to dance again.
Speaker 6I'm upset at how well this goes Like. This is saved. This is saved.
Speaker 9Get it with that elbow. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 4Let's check in at Epstein's Island.
Speaker 9Here we go to the Tana Express.
Speaker 7That has to be done with a white kid out there, Rick. There's a group of them. Oh, they all doing the same thing.
Speaker 6Is this a group? Dance.
Speaker 7Oh, I'm and that's what a basic pinkie.
Speaker 9Basic, they had kids.
Speaker 7Yeah, and then they had kids. They had kids for days 33.
Speaker 6Spin it, kid spin it.
Speaker 7It'll be laid out in a floor.
Speaker 6Ooh, look at those shorts, those bangs.
Speaker 7Those are cool-ops. I'm more impressed with the confidence that they have thinking that they can dance, oh yeah.
Speaker 6I'm not even recording Girlie in the blue sweater right there has a big yarn. Jeffrey, can you point the camera over?
Speaker 4here please.
Speaker 7But I mean, just look at how proud they are of what they're doing, and they're doing it, you know, at the camera.
Speaker 6There's so much toe dancing happening.
Speaker 4Is this what you want, mr Epstein? Oh?
Speaker 9God, oh God good.
Speaker 3Nope.
Speaker 6Okay.
Speaker 4The next door neighbor? It's probably me.
Speaker 5It's probably me.
Speaker 4That's me filming my kidneys in the stall next door.
Speaker 6What's happening? Why is that fart so long? What's happening?
Speaker 4Yeah, see, it's not just the guy's bathroom. That's Vasey.
Speaker 5Oh, what the fuck's in her am.
Speaker 4Her butt plug, she just took off. This is me. I think I'm running crap.
Speaker 9Oh God, oh God Do you think if I like, try to cover it up with a cough, they wouldn't hear it. Just do it, oh God.
Speaker 3I didn't shit my pants.
Speaker 4Oh, here we go again. Oh no.
Speaker 3That's me, that's me.
Speaker 4It's also me right now. It is Shark fart, it's green.
Speaker 9Watch the fish.
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Speaker 5No, that's shit, that's shark shit, oh God, what's next?
Speaker 4It's the little one.
Speaker 6Oh, is that real? Oh God, that sounded like a toba.
Speaker 4Watch Revit still.
Speaker 9Oh God.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, I'm lucky this fart all the time. That's not a monkey, is it? Dj?
Speaker 4Snake, I didn't even know Snake's parted. Yeah, I guess it's topped up, do they?
Speaker 5And it stinks.
Speaker 4Is this guy Pew Damn.
Speaker 3Damn Ha.
Speaker 5Yeah, if they won't shit, they get like clogged up. Geraldine Put a bunch of water up there. Oh take me.
Speaker 9This is my song, this is your song. Wait, this is Geraldine.
Speaker 6Like oh, oh.
Speaker 9Take me to Poundstown On a one horse, say I'm a hefty lover.
Speaker 6I'm a hefty lover. Come back, baby.
Speaker 9It wouldn't very long ago that I met you and in the instant parking you were packing into a beautiful thing that you have to slam it in. You ain't got to pay to pay, but you got to play to win.
Speaker 6It's catchy. I know this is Taylor's next karaoke song. It's a lovely country ballad.
Speaker 4She's going to ask hey, do you have to take me to Poundstown?
Speaker 9That's my treat. Take me to Poundstown.
Speaker 6On a one horse say she doesn't have a terrible voice right. Come back, baby.
Speaker 9Come back, baby. Come back, baby. You held out for a while, like a gentleman will do, but I'm chomping at the bid and your dangles are blue. You got a woman with a driver ID. You have an open invitation to a party in Meesow. Take me to Poundstown. Is she a comedian?
Speaker 4I don't know, I just found her, that's hilarious.
Speaker 6She strikes me as a oh. What's her name? Traylor Trash.
Speaker 9Take me to Poundstown. One more slam.
Speaker 4This is going to be the opening song. I'm a hefty lover.
Speaker 9On cottonmouth.
Speaker 6Lordy, the Internet is weird. Look at my dad, look at my dad.
Speaker 3Look at my dad. Oh, no, no.
Speaker 9No, it's me. Oh yes, yes, I want those dates.
Speaker 4I think that's a Shad Daddy at the Opalm State.
Speaker 3That is Shad Daddy. For sure, we found your Shad Daddy.
Speaker 10There you go everybody Whoa Holy banana split that's some fat lips Good. Beaver, he's got a big beaver.
Speaker 6Your silence over there this entire time has me shook. He's astonished. I feel like we've offended your sensibilities.
Speaker 7All right.
Speaker 6All right Get ready.
Speaker 7I can tell you that those are mild.
Speaker 5Oh, I can only imagine what do you do when you find one.
Speaker 7You have to just flag it or something you have to immediately remove certain ones and then other ones you have to flag that will go to a second person or whatever you know, depending on your level as a moderator. I wouldn't want to be at the certain you know backgrounds law enforcement, military, things like that get you into different categories Stuff, and some of them are violent. I would imagine and snuff films. You're watching stuff that's happening within just a few minutes of being uploaded.
Speaker 5Ew, they're stupid too.
Speaker 6No on the takey-talkies.
Speaker 7Oh yeah. In America, in America, I'm not going to say those. Words, but I'm going to say this. There were certain groups, you know, like coyotes, that would use videos to communicate where they were going and who they were picking up.
Speaker 6Oh my God, we got to tell Taylor what a coyote is Calliote?
Speaker 5Smuggler. Like children's smuggler or adults.
Speaker 6Or girls, all smugglers.
Speaker 7So a lot of times coyotes go down to Mexico and will smuggle whoever pays enough over the border.
Speaker 6Coyotes.
Speaker 5Like give a white girl.
Speaker 7No, they go down to Mexico and pick up whole families, groups, whatever, and bring them back across the border. Ew.
Speaker 6Ew. Okay, don't start yet. I got to go pee. Well. Did all the listeners hear that Casey, it needs to go tinkle, so please don't start the next segment.
Speaker 4I hear this every 20 minutes. I have to pee too.
Speaker 6I have to pee every 20 minutes when we're driving.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 6I don't even drink that much water.
Speaker 7I had to take my wife's water away from her on our road trip too. You get nothing. Well, we were on a motorcycle and we took off from Clairvon and rode all the way to Sturgis. And now Devil's Peak.
Speaker 5Is that what it is? Devil's Tower.
Speaker 7Sturgis is not that Devil's Tower. We went to Sturgis to the bike rally and then we went on from there to Devil's Tower and from there we went into Bear Tooth Mountain. So usually with the motorcycle you get to ride into your tank empty. So that's how often you stop, Otherwise there's no little stops in between.
Speaker 5You got a bitch bar.
Speaker 7Do I or aren't you a she. It's got a back on it.
Speaker 5You're a gentleman, You're like.
Speaker 7It's not called that I don't even know where that Personally, I got.
Speaker 5I dated a motorcycle person one time. I'm not really.
Speaker 7I don't ride Harley so I'm sure a lot of that has to do with that group.
Speaker 5I'm good at guessing shit today.
Speaker 7Nice. I've rode motorcycles often since I was little. My brother called me up and he's like hey, a buddy of mine has a buddy across the street from him that's got a motorcycle for sale. So we ran over there and it was a 2001 road star. It started life as like a 1600 and he the original owner was, which was this guy's brother. He did a whole all kinds of work to it, customized it and that's gorgeous bike. But he got sick. So the bike set for years and years and years. Then he passed away. Then his brother got the bike and it's set for another five or six years Just sitting in a garage. Wouldn't start, couldn't get it start sill and would our battery they weren't sure what it was had went bad. So it's like I'll take $1500 for it.
Speaker 6Oh, hell yeah nice.
Speaker 7Bought it, loaded it up to get back, put a $10 sill and I would on it and it fired right up. Yeah, there you go. I've been riding that ever since and it's a beautiful custom bike do wear a helmet.
Speaker 5No, he's a man.
Speaker 7I only wear a helmet when I'm gonna be on log long highway road trips, Sure. Otherwise I don't.
Speaker 5Get a biker bars.
Speaker 7Do what?
Speaker 5Biker bars.
Speaker 7No, I don't go to bars. Oh, I Don't drink.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 7Just wine every now and then. I grew up with too many of my family that had drinking problem, so yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
Speaker 4Well let's pick a new boyfriend.
Speaker 5Oh, my god, I'm so ready.
Speaker 4Tick-tock, bachelor, get, get, get in the mood. Okay okay, here we go I. Think the first guy is like a. He's kind of like a poet. I think you're gonna be impressed.
Speaker 8Got ringworm on my dog tip, I'll have a panic attack. If I take a bong, rip Got a thing for long nips I could smell. My upper lip smells like either bad meat or good cheese. Would you know about you giving your cats fleas 36 and already got bad knees? When I'm manic I go on Amazon shopping sprees you to type the press charges on red dead online. I'm gonna type the snake horses and then run and hide. You never even snorted a cratom line. When Bambi's mom got killed I cried Is a sensitive next guy people.
Speaker 11It's not far down the paradise, at least it's not for me.
Speaker 7And if the wind is, that touch boy haircut, that's so good.
Speaker 11And red Willy T. Oh, the kids can do miracles. Just to wait and see. I think, your dad would have that haircut. I Think you're gonna be like I'm gonna make that sure for Dan. You can find the joy of innocence again. Oh, the canvas can do miracles. Just you wait and see. I think you're people.
Speaker 6I think your dad would have that haircut.
Speaker 7I don't get embarrassed over anything, okay, but I have to ask what kind of a wild hair climbs up someone's ass that says, hey, I can do this and who didn't say Where's. Someone has to be there in that house to say you know.
Speaker 4That's what parents do right you.
Speaker 6You save your kids from yeah, I'm trying from ass Hatterie, but I think I think someone failed him.
Speaker 7No, no, I think his parents Overprotected him or he has no idea that, or they were those the parents that were like oh, you know that, you know, susie can't sing for shit, but mom and dad are all you're so.
Speaker 5You should try out for my canada.
Speaker 4Can she please sing at your wedding oh, oh.
Speaker 7That's what happens.
Speaker 5That's don't do that to your children, don't tell your kids. They sing good be like no, you know, be honest, yeah be wrong absolutely be wrong.
Speaker 6I'm not gonna that?
Speaker 4let's not, you know it's like a group of girlfriends, and one of them is wearing something they should not be wearing. But you know the.
Speaker 6I wish I was as brave as you.
Speaker 4But she went home early. All the other ones were like.
Speaker 6Her whole nipple was hanging out. Are you in pain, timothy?
Speaker 11I want to know what oh no, it's just a dream and the wind to carry me is that Kevin Stitt?
Speaker 7Somebody bought him a karaoke. He's reading that. That's what he's reading the one smile karaoke. Oh god and the what.
Speaker 6Symphony. It's a symphony.
Speaker 4So his parents are like 80 or 90 and they're like Karaoke machine cuz you know how much you love to sing and we love to hear you sing and they bought that wolf shirt.
Speaker 6Absolutely it came with with the affliction tribal pattern of the back. Oh yeah.
Speaker 9Man oh wait, walkles.
Speaker 5Billa baklava.
Speaker 2This guy.
Speaker 4Why haven't you message Taylor Lee back? Do it again sure. This is how much pull he's got. This guy feeds him the baklava.
Speaker 7Don't mess up that muster.
Speaker 6Thumb up where's the week?
Speaker 4Just notice something oh he looks uncomfortable. Timothy has the same fucking haircut.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's boy hair. Yeah, just parted, but winky man.
Speaker 7Yeah, I love winky man but his mustache and his hair two different colors.
Speaker 6No, he didn't wink. I feel chill, jesus, what.
Speaker 3I can't stand the smell, can't stand the noise. Got no money to move on. You know I got no choice. Roses in the back just isn't the alley with the baseball bat.
Speaker 4This is Timothy's brother.
Speaker 6I was stunned somebody's papa on Easter just and Timu talking Timu but that's gonna be me. So who's your choice?
Speaker 7he had more shorts on me.
Speaker 4We got.
Speaker 6Winky man. Winky man and.
Speaker 4Papal who's? To know this Timothy's older brother. What's his name? Rick?
Speaker 6right, richard.
Speaker 7Richard, I probably had to go with like a thong.
Speaker 2Yeah, like a whole, like a whole banana yeah.
Speaker 6Actually like a, like a borat bathing suit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5No, you gotta pick what is today.
Speaker 6Who is it? Who is it?
Speaker 5We got poet Pete he's.
Speaker 6That's right, he's got a thing for one day. Then we got Timothy with his serenading. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 9Stay with.
Speaker 7The wolf pack.
Speaker 6With the wolf pack then you got winky man, our favorite. He's fan favorite.
Speaker 4He gets fed baklava by strangers, I mean by like a decent looking stranger. Pretty cool.
Speaker 6And then Richard Rap and Richard. Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 5probably winky.
Speaker 6Yeah, winky is my absolute favorite. Now winky man shows up on my for you page Like I'm not even mad about it.
Speaker 4Usually he's. He has like a store.
Speaker 6Like a grocery store.
Speaker 7So he does his own commercials kind Can you pull up?
Speaker 6Can you pull up another winky man video?
Speaker 7Maybe I'll see what's that one furniture guy here in town.
Speaker 2Bob.
Speaker 4Mills, bob Mills the work of man.
Speaker 7Fran the Bob Mills.
Speaker 4Yeah, but they're bad commercials because he doesn't really tell you what the story only does his wink and like he likes to make his fruits and vegetables. Doesn't go all the way down? Yeah, but it stops.
Speaker 7It's really slow. He's got something in his eye, kind of kind of, but it's slow, it's like and then he's like Well, first he points at you and he'll do a little smile.
Speaker 4And then he does this.
Speaker 6He throws it at you.
Speaker 4Right next to the then it's a weird thumbs up like his thumbs, real long, yeah, like he's got this weird like super strong thumb.
Speaker 6He'll do like a.
Speaker 4Which she might like a super strong thumb, I don't know.
Speaker 7Long thumb. I guess my views will. I don't know, I guess.
Speaker 6Sorry, I don't know, but both of them in for Taylor Lee, I'm gonna make you that shirt. I don't like. What will I make? It is gonna be in super tiny font, just In the tiny like point nine font.
Speaker 5I mean that might be a thing in porn, but I don't understand what guys do. That's like no, All right, sorry, I'm a butthole. We've already seen that. Where are we going?
Speaker 4Wrap up this and what I wanted to wrap up with this wrong video. Okay, but the outro song is gonna be Geraldine.
Speaker 6Shark fart.
Speaker 4This is gonna be a pound town.
Speaker 7I'm gonna have to find that yes.
Speaker 5What about get my home margaritas?
Speaker 6We played several versions of that. I feel like.
Speaker 4Well, can you thank you for joining us? Yes, I loved it. This is fantastic time.
Speaker 7We're gonna have to sit down and talk comic books.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah we'll definitely have to do that. I mean this has been so fun, so good that I mean we've this is two and a half hours. Oh yeah. That's awesome. It doesn't feel like it no no, no, and that's what we like yes it's just natural. But yes thank you for coming on.
Speaker 6What's his? Very much appreciated. His word.
Speaker 4Oh, you want to do that, you do it.
Speaker 6What's a phrase?
Speaker 4we never done that before.
Speaker 6Yes, we have catchphrase. What's the one thing you would say, what's the one thing you would leave the audience with? Yes, huh, we have done that.
Speaker 4I don't know, I don't remember. Okay, we'll do that. What?
Speaker 6we have done that. I think we have, but not every time no not every time, I just feel like we need to. Okay, that sounds good. So, yeah, domestic, well Jesus.
Speaker 4I know I'm about to get my ass kicked.
Speaker 6That's what you are.
Speaker 7I'm just waiting for blows.
Speaker 6Dirty dick. Come back for moose.
Speaker 4Give us your parting words. Parting words, words of wisdom for 14. Now it's like 19, but guys just can't count.
Speaker 7Live life unscripted.
Speaker 6Love.
Speaker 7Wow, child, baby, child baby.
Speaker 9I Know to fill a thing that you have to slam it in. You ain't gotta pay to pay, but you gotta play to win. Take me to pound. I got a ticket to ride the train. Take me to Poundtown. Come back me, baby. You held out for a while like a gentleman will do, but I'm jumping at the bed and your dangles are blue. I'm tired of kissing, tired of hoping of the driver ID. You have an open invitation to a party in me, so Take me to Poundtown. Take me away. I've got a ticket To ride the train. Take me to Poundtown. One more say I'm a hefty lover. Come back me. We.
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