Laugh Until We Fart
Laugh Until We Fart
Ryan Bryan and the Four Buttholes
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What's the best way to balance a professional life in the O-ring, gasket, and seal industry with a budding acting career? Ask our special guest, SAG-eligible actor Brian Whorton. Brian graces our show with laughter, jokes, and friendly banter as he unpacks his life's journey from Moore, Oklahoma to Edmond. With stories of Thanksgiving traditions and high school memories, Brian's infectious laughter will have you grinning from ear to ear.
Dive deeper into Brian's world as he pulls back the curtain on his recent acting projects and his 22-year career in an industry that’s as far from Hollywood glam as you can get. Listen in as we chat about his latest short films, a commercial series, and the experiences he has had working with the Boiling Point team. Brian also shares insights on juggling roles as the vice president of a company and a committed actor. Add in a dash of everyday tales that are sure to amuse, and you have an episode that perfectly blends fun and inspiration. Grab a cup of your favorite drink, kick back, and join us for some casual and captivating conversations.
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Introducing Shane Hargis and Casual Conversations
Speaker 1We go.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 1Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3Hey, you know it's time to get it started. Let me introduce you all to Shane Hargis. Okay, see, yeah, we gotta wrap that. Sit back, I know that you're gonna have a good laugh, bringing you to comedy that you really need. Okay, keep it entertaining. You better believe so. Let's get it popping. No more talk. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Hargis, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Hargis, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart hey.
Speaker 1Oh, we are back in Studio Tootin' Scoot for the season three finale episode, and with me today, or with us today, let me, let me get this, my or this camera, actually in a better.
Speaker 4Is it just half our faces?
Speaker 1Yeah, it was kind of cutting your head off. As always, we have the sluttiest born again. Born again Christian, born again Virgin. Co-host.
Speaker 4I identify as Jewish right now, taylor.
Speaker 1Lee, you identify as what?
Speaker 4Jewish.
Speaker 1Oh, just now.
Speaker 5Because it's.
Speaker 1Hanukkah you like getting lots of gifts? We have the old, most okayist Pod-coast, pod-coast. I'm making that a podcast. Podcast host Casey Sue, I'm younger than you. She's right over there. The camera won't pick her up, but she was like I can't alienate me.
Speaker 6I can't man. No, I said.
Speaker 2I care more about being part of the conversation you said it.
Speaker 1Than being on camera and then joining all of us is SAG eligible actor Brian Wharton. Hello, hello, welcome to the podcast. Thank you for having me. Me and Brian met at Cody Maio's studio.
Speaker 6I'd say like plenty of fish or something. No, that's where he and I met Xbox Live.
Speaker 5I did meet my wife on the internet.
Speaker 6That's a fun story. She hates when I tell that's where we met.
Speaker 5We'll have to compare stories.
Speaker 6You ended up married, so I feel like it turned out alright, it's been okay.
Speaker 2I'd be alright with it.
Speaker 5I was kind of pissed I didn't get a sponsorship deal out of it for a while, but then the website went defunct. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 4This arm on me. Man, she's an athlete.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so Drilled real quick. I know I'm looking pretty fucking sexy right now. Ew, it's okay. Don't adjust your TV sets or your rabbit ears. I didn't know that these glasses match this captain hat, so well yeah right. I don't know what is good, but I have a little surprise, because I didn't want to be the only one.
Speaker 4Oh my god, we get a gift.
Speaker 1You got a gift. I think those are yours.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 1One of these y'all can fight over these two gals.
Speaker 2There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1A little early Christmas gift. Oh my gosh, you're a whole new man.
Speaker 3I don't even know, oh man.
Speaker 5You gotta say my name with some sort of accent. Now, what did I eat?
Speaker 6My name is Brian.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 5I think I'll worse up on you.
Speaker 4I can only see the Ryan.
Speaker 1Look at that.
Speaker 4Are we?
Speaker 6looking pretty cool.
Speaker 1Looking good.
Speaker 5Looking good, I like it.
Speaker 6I'm upset at how cute these are.
Speaker 5We look like we belong court-sided basketball game.
Speaker 4You look like golden girls, I think.
Speaker 2Thank you for being free.
Speaker 4We are old ladies. It's pretty stupid.
Speaker 5There's not enough cobwebs and dust to knock off.
Speaker 1I thought they were going to. So that came as a four sunglass set or three. I thought it was going to have a little travel bag for all three. There isn't, so our guest gets all With the very nice cleaning cloth. Because, I just use my shorts or underwear to wipe mine clean.
Speaker 6You wear underwear.
Speaker 1Occasionally Only make cancer dirty. Yeah.
Speaker 6Sometimes I just like to feel like I'm free. When the zipper is questionable.
Speaker 5Yeah, how did you get the beans above the front?
Speaker 1I don't know Well. I stood on my head and did a backspin, Gave me testicular torsion. Oh. God.
Speaker 5I just you little nausea. I don't even, I don't even have testicles, and that made me go. It hurts.
Speaker 6Just the words together.
Speaker 4Oh my God, who's shit?
Speaker 6Shane shit.
Speaker 1Occasionally. So, brian, good segue. You live in Edmond right now.
Speaker 5Yeah, but you grew up in Moore, yeah we moved to Moore in the early 90s, nice 98 grad of Moore High School. Oh four grad of Moore High School.
Speaker 6Nice, go Lions.
Speaker 5Lions Forever In-take. I hate.
Speaker 4Are we related?
Speaker 1Go Pokes, go Pokes.
Speaker 5We just showed more energy than the football team did last week I think you did.
Speaker 2We'll leave that in the past.
Speaker 4Hey, it's all a bad lump.
Speaker 6That's right. That's all I care about, actually.
Speaker 1Well, the rest were against the Sooners. The Sooners, because the Sooners are leaving the big twelves, so the rest just didn't want them to win, so they screwed them.
Speaker 5That looks like my entire social media.
Speaker 6Yes.
Speaker 5Timeline on across all formats, but they get real quiet when you bring up.
Speaker 1I mean the non call in the end zone. Ok, maybe that was a little egregious, but you don't think there were other plays? Oh, there was the entire game that they missed all over the place. Yeah whatever, whatever People go to the SEC and whine your fucking ass off there because you're probably going to get stomped.
Speaker 5Titty baby. It's going to be interesting. It'll be interesting for sure. I mean, I hope you doesn't.
Speaker 1I, I'm not a fan one way or the other, you know. No, I just don't care that much.
Speaker 4But I like watching football hey.
Speaker 6I also didn't know he was a miracle whip guy until we were on our way to our honeymoon.
Speaker 5That's true, we almost annulled our wedding. One question or something, right?
Speaker 2I don't care, it's not about. I don't understand the weirdness.
Speaker 6That should ought to be a miracle it tastes like absolutely A first question.
Speaker 7So are you a man, is there?
Speaker 1a miracle with person.
Speaker 5No, you know those like weird, like quirks that people have, right? Yeah, like those questions should be first, like one of mine is gladiator sandals. For the love of God, I hate them.
Speaker 2Oh they just are gladiator sandals.
Speaker 5Those are those ones that like wrap up, oh, like wrap up People wear them.
Speaker 2Probably someone does, someone does?
Speaker 4They bother me. Ok, that's fair, that would be a total.
Speaker 5I told my wife that that would have been a deal breaker.
Speaker 6What are some other deal where deal breakers oh man.
Speaker 1I don't know, nasty Crazy.
Speaker 5Oh, there's certain levels of that you can deal with. You got to like I told my son you find.
Speaker 6Yeah it's the hot, crazy spectrum, right.
Speaker 5It is. And I said I told my oldest son, you find the level of crazy that you can handle and you stay there, yeah, yeah, because anything less than that is boring. Yeah, anything more than that. Now you got to keep sleep with one eye open. Then you're liable depend on which artery she's going to open up at some point in time, when you're bad teeth, bad teeth. Definitely deal breakers. Those can be fixed though.
Discussion on Masks, Thanksgiving, and Teaching
Speaker 1If they haven't gotten them fixed and like you're 28, 29, 30, you know what I mean Like you've just left them. Yeah, I don't know. Like also just hygiene, yes, if you're a person that's like maybe I'll brush my teeth every couple of days, yeah, that's a hard pass. People do that Bad breath Every couple of days.
Speaker 5That's a hard, that's a hard path, hard path.
Speaker 1That makes my mouth I know Right People that are rude to servers when they don't need to be. Yes, yes.
Speaker 9Oh, I can't fucking stand.
Speaker 6Guys we were at Chick-fil-A today and I went into Lord's chicken. Well, I went in to pick up our order and it was super crowded and some guy was getting all mouthy with one of the you know disciples of Chick-fil-A who are handing out their holy chicken and he was getting rude. Another customer walked over to the other customer and said hey man, this is Chick-fil-A, we're not rude here, that's great. Yes.
Speaker 4That's great, that was the best.
Speaker 6Hey man, this is Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 5Everybody should have to work, retail and wait tables.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5For like six months to a year. Yeah, and people's attitudes and the way they treated people would change.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was like when COVID first started and masks and whatever, and people are in a store and you have a person making eight bucks an hour saying, hey, right now, if you can put your mask on or whatever, and someone's getting mad at that employee, like that employee was told to do that. Yeah, buy a manager. Yeah, don't bitch at that person. Just if you have to bitch about ask for the manager and then do it, not that person.
Speaker 5Yeah, you wanted to go into their establishment.
Speaker 7Right.
Speaker 5They had a set of parameters. If you want to go to their establishment, you abide by their house, their rules. You're taking away my freedom my freedom. I don't. I need to see what I'm doing. I don't understand how that's a? You would expect the same thing if somebody came into your house, right?
Speaker 1Right, you're violating my first amendment, right? You know what? I didn't think. The first amendment talks about masks, but Okay, whatever, yeah right. But at the same time, if you're driving your car and you have your fucking mask on.
Speaker 3What the fuck are you doing why?
Speaker 5Jesus, I hate it. Maybe they think it's comfortable I hate it. Well, and this is the other ones that still wear it around their chin.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, pull it down yeah.
Speaker 5But never like actually put it on.
Speaker 1I'm fully protected guys.
Speaker 5Like.
Speaker 4I don't I have my mask on.
Speaker 1We saw some guys. We were getting some corn dogs at Sonic. I mean we were living high on the hall.
Speaker 6They said they it was a 50 cent Thursday or whatever.
Speaker 1These guys pull up in their car. They have masks and goggles Gobbles.
Speaker 4Like safety goggles.
Speaker 2Lab goggles.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 6Oh, my Like, and this was like a month ago. What?
Speaker 7the fuck are you doing? Not even like beat COVID time.
Speaker 5What are you?
Speaker 6doing Wow Within the last 28 days.
Speaker 5I mean, I ended up. You know we had at work, you know you got to wear some sort of mask or whatever for a little bit. I ended up buying one of those shields. Oh yeah, face shields, because I didn't want.
Speaker 2It's easy.
Speaker 5I didn't want it on my face and you got glasses on and and I'm half deaf, so like seeing people reading lips right is a thing, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So put that on, and now you can Genius language.
Speaker 5My mom wanted me to learn. I refused. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6It's super cool.
Speaker 5I do know that one.
Speaker 1Do you know this one Pretty universal.
Speaker 5Yeah, I've gotten it a time or two.
Speaker 4I'm just kidding, just joking.
Speaker 1Sorry, I'm yelling on the podcast, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but get used to it. It's going to happen more. All right, let's let.
Speaker 6Wait, I think we lost a conversation. He grew up in more. Yes.
Speaker 1Go Lions.
Speaker 6Go Lions.
Speaker 1And then we just went off like we always do, did you?
Speaker 6So you have a music tattoo. Did you do music?
Speaker 5in high school.
Speaker 6Yes, yeah, I was required drama from where you, with Miss Park.
Speaker 5Oh, yeah, yeah Love her.
Speaker 6I was there. My sophomore year was her, the year that she retired Yep. It was awesome.
Speaker 5She's, I still talk to her.
Speaker 6Do you.
Speaker 5She was amazing. She's. She's out, out in Oak City now. Is she, yeah, so she's she was rad.
Speaker 6Are you a singer? Yes, I think, singer, singer. What do you?
Speaker 3sing song.
Speaker 5I mean really honestly, I can do. I can sing any genre, any style. I did musical theater. Preferred is hip hop and R&B like R&B Sweet.
Speaker 1But do you know this banger?
Speaker 10Take me to downtown? I don't know that one?
Speaker 5I don't know that one, you're missing out. It's a.
Speaker 6It's a very sweet ballad it's a love song.
Speaker 2It is a love, it is and it's a charming message.
Speaker 1It's the podcast new favorite artist. Her name's Geraldine and she's got a special Thanksgiving song that we're going to listen to later.
Speaker 5Oh, okay, I'm going to have that be interesting stuff in that turkey yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's going to be fun.
Speaker 5Do you like dressing in or I don't?
Speaker 7know You'll find out Depends.
Speaker 1Yeah, drop a nut.
Speaker 7Yeah, drop a nut I don't know what is happening.
Speaker 6I don't know Dressing is the vagina.
Speaker 4Well, I guess all turkeys aren't girls, oh no, Damn.
Speaker 3That's two bell turkeys.
Speaker 2I like the video.
Speaker 5They're all hermaphrodites. We're just saying you know what's the?
Speaker 1stuff that's right. So they reproduce.
Speaker 6They got the giblets, and the nature will find a way.
Speaker 3I mean you pull out the energy.
Speaker 4Don't know if you're getting testes or Chinese.
Speaker 1I love the video where they, where they pull the neck out.
Speaker 6Yeah, it looks like a big idea and it's the kids.
Speaker 5Wow, save the neck for me, clark.
Speaker 3And the kids are like oh my God, you're going to eat the.
Speaker 6I like the kid that's crying Like he's sobbing at the sink and he's like I don't want to say what it is.
Speaker 2I'm going to eat the dick in there.
Speaker 4I like when people play pranks and put like the little cornish hands.
Speaker 5I was just thinking that, oh my God it had babies we cook the babies too.
Speaker 3What?
Speaker 4That's about as dumb as thinking all turkeys are girls.
Speaker 9This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is, it is.
Speaker 1Oh God.
Speaker 4Kids are so dumb. Turkey slaughter.
Speaker 5Sometimes they have their moments. What?
Speaker 2are you going to do?
Speaker 5The problem is the problem is is they're being taught by a lot of students.
Speaker 1There's a lot of adults.
Speaker 2There's a lot of ignorant adults too.
Speaker 1What I find funny is you know the thing nowadays to be a cool parent is you got to shit on all the teachers, right? And of course there's very few teachers that really probably deserve to be shat on. But, those fucking parents. Don't hold your kids accountable for shit, and you're the reason your kid probably is having trouble in school.
Speaker 6I promise it is. I agree. Oh my God, having been that teacher Jesus, not the shat on teacher. Well, I have been shat on, just not with purpose.
Speaker 5Was it like that? Thank you. We had my oldest, when he was in I think he was in like seventh grade was giving me this BS excuse of well, you know, I've got all these missing assignments, teachers won't let me bring things home. I've been through this before, like right. So parents, teacher converse is were like the day before spring break. So I went and I told him oh hey, I know he's telling me X, y and Z, I know that's not true. I came home with a stack of paperwork it was about this, this thick and a couple of school books and I just tossed him on the counter and said I thought they wouldn't let you bring him home.
Speaker 9Guess what you get to do.
Speaker 5Homework. He was the worst spring break he's ever had.
Speaker 6So my very, my very first year teaching I started in January and so my first parent teacher conferences were at spring break time. So I had a kid had a bad grade, not like he wasn't failing, but I mean he had a lot of missing stuff. Dad comes in with him for a conference and you know dad's super cool. And he was like hey, so he's telling me yada, yada, yada. And I was like, oh no, not true. This, this is missing. This is missing. This is here's copy. So dad was pissed and he looks over at his son and he was like, guess who's not going skiing next week? I lost a kid, his ski trip and I felt so bad.
Speaker 5All you got to do is do your stuff. It's real simple.
Speaker 6Like and it was a seventh grader because that's what I taught Like it's hard to fail, like you have to really do some work to avoid work, to fail Like half-ass things and you're going to at least get to see. Yeah, and it's not even like it's not even.
Speaker 5It's not even that they have missing assignments, right? Yeah, it's the ones that are missing. It's not the five point, 10 point assignments, it's the ones for 150 points. Yeah, and they do it and then just leave it in the room. Yeah, like well, you did the work, turn it in, what is it?
Speaker 6Yeah, you dummy.
Speaker 1I got distracted. I had to beat that level of Super Mario Brothers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6It shouldn't have taken that long.
Speaker 4You what? I'm sure it's even worse now with phones, oh for sure.
Speaker 5I'm sure it is. You couldn't. Teachers don't get enough credit for what they're doing and you couldn't pay me enough to do it.
Speaker 6That's why I'm not in the classroom anymore. Now I train the teachers, maybe, which is a whole Maybe you separate.
Speaker 5Maybe she wins We'll self-defense side of that training too.
Speaker 6There is a little bit of MMA training.
Speaker 1I feel like maybe schools just need to put assignments on TikTok yeah, then they might just roll through it.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're, yeah, 2k, something, yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, I can't memorize. Well, you know.
Speaker 6All the dances.
Speaker 3Every build on NBA 2K yeah.
Speaker 2You do all the.
Speaker 5TikTok dances, and you know what they are just within two beats. So.
Speaker 6So I think you can.
Speaker 1What I think is funny is when you see like young adults, college age, and if they're standing around not really doing much they're they're just choreographing a TikTok dance, Just standing around and they just break out in a dance.
Speaker 4I mean, I don't know, I did break out a soldier boy when I was in college.
Speaker 1Often what's that?
Speaker 4noise. Is that an email?
Speaker 1Yeah, I have a Chrome window open. Let me close that out.
Speaker 4And erupting I know I'm important.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, jesus.
Speaker 4Publishers learning.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, winner, I think so.
Speaker 5Ed.
Speaker 1McMahon came back from the grave to say you won. Maybe I can take that job now, like this oh, maybe actually Looking like this.
Speaker 4I think it's pretty cool. Oh, you would have been jacked.
Speaker 3That voice.
Speaker 5I was so loud that voice. I was so loud you got to do this order 7800 magazines and maybe you want a set of encyclopedias.
Speaker 6Sounds like Harry Carrie, If you were hot dog.
Speaker 3Mac and Sassler. Hey, hey, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1If the moon was made out of cheese, would you eat it? Yeah, if you were hot dog.
Speaker 5Let me take my lactate first Would you eat yourself?
Speaker 4Yeah, I like hot dogs. I like hot dogs. I like hot dogs, I love them.
Speaker 6I like hot dogs, I do like hot dogs.
Speaker 1So, brian, what projects have you worked on in the past?
Speaker 5year or so the most memorable ones, not the porn ones or the porn ones. No, those I quit doing the Mrs you know found out yeah. Stop that. I wouldn't have Joey from Friends there I am there.
Speaker 1I am Honey. It wasn't with other women.
Speaker 6I was just a fluffer.
Speaker 5No, so I've done a couple of I don't know if they were in the last year A couple of short films. I've got one I shot earlier this year, the current title on its retribution. I got to work with it. Hey, you're in that. I got to work with Malcolm Goodman yeah, yeah, good people, I really enjoyed working with him. Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 6Was that the one? Where was that with I was?
Speaker 1I was at Fort Gibson, gibson, okay, and I was the vampire civil war soldier, that's right.
Speaker 5Yeah, I was a Colonel Havers oh yeah. So I got to work pretty close quarters with him.
Speaker 1He probably got a little better part tonight.
Speaker 6I don't know, did you get? To have an imperative. No, that's a bummer.
Speaker 2No, I did not Did you have a war costume.
Speaker 1I did, oh, that's cool and that's what they called it. Hey, can we get Brian in the war costume? War costume, yeah, not in military uniform.
Speaker 4It's a war costume War one yeah.
Speaker 3Slay.
Speaker 4Slay it.
Speaker 2Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 5So done a lot man, even through the strike. Man did a lot of auditioning. Oh God, was you know real close on a few things and just shot a. Did locally. Did a commercial series for YARBRO and SONS last week. Yarbro and SONS, yarbro and SONS.
Speaker 6I'm glad you got it, because I auditioned for that too, yeah.
Speaker 1And when I you had made like a Facebook post that you worked with the boiling man Media guys. Chris and Ryan love those dudes they're great, they're awesome.
Speaker 5I'm glad you got that. That's awesome.
Speaker 1I can't wait to see that. It was fun. What's YARBRO and SONS?
Speaker 7It's a heat and air plumbing company.
Speaker 5It's an open city, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6They're they're, they're really great people Really enjoyed working with them they were.
Speaker 5they were great yeah.
Speaker 6They were awesome. Cool. They got a catchy jingle. They do. They're good, yarbro and.
Speaker 5SONS, they're just really they're really good people. They're really good people.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's good. Is that your only job Like acting?
Speaker 5No, I am also the vice president of sales for an O-ring gasket and seal company, whoa. Vice president.
Speaker 6Whoa, I've been there 20, 22 and a half years, mr Vice president so that's been a. It's been a road You're a boss man, boss man. He's, he's a vice vice boss man. I am so nice. It keeps, me keeps me hooked up.
Speaker 1That regularly pays the bills? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, my, I am very, very fortunate in that my wife wants to and is a stay at home mom. She works harder than I ever could. Anybody that says, stay at home, moms, don't work, as an idiot.
Speaker 9Yep.
Speaker 5Hair, hair, she does she does more. She does more to take care of things and does more work than I could ever imagine doing Ruby doesn't do shit.
Speaker 6Ruby. Ruby exists to bring me happiness.
Speaker 5That's what dogs are for.
Speaker 6That's right, we don't deserve dogs.
Speaker 5Yes, I do, we got to. We got to have an ease poodle mix. We let the kids and name her, and so they named her Oreo truffle. Perfect oh who's she yeah?
Speaker 6What are all of her nicknames, that's? The best part of dogs is all the names, all the names that they have.
Speaker 5She doesn't have other than my wife calls her mama, but other than like that's really the only.
Speaker 4You actually say Oreo truffles every time. No, I said just Oreo, or Oreo, or truff, truff.
Speaker 5We don't, we haven't gone there as bad as they?
Speaker 6I already have names for her I know, truffle duffel, truffle duffel.
Speaker 5There's several expletives that get yelled at on occasion. Well yeah, motherfucker, that's Ruby Yep.
Speaker 1Ruby Ruby Sue, Ruby Toots, Ruby Sueby.
Speaker 5And the more you say them, the tail wags harder. You know which ones are favorite Rubula.
Speaker 4Subula Ruben salad sandwich.
Speaker 1He's a cutie. Yeah, you are Two toots, two toots. Yeah, we don't deserve dogs.
Speaker 5No, we don't Tater Tot.
Speaker 4Most of my dogs I don't actually even call by their real name.
Speaker 6As I say, it's rare that we actually call her just Ruby.
Speaker 1It's. I know that that boy up there, that's Odin. That's our great day and that we lost in 2020. What a great fucking year.
Speaker 5Yeah right.
Speaker 1But man, he would have loved having everybody over when we do this podcast.
Speaker 2Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5But he would have not he would have knocked down everything with his tail Like nine foot tall and he was. He was huge dinosaurs with it, yeah.
Speaker 1He's got a walking love scene in here. How big he was. Yeah, he's a big dog.
Speaker 5It's always the bigger dogs that think they're lap dogs. Get you a full blood mastiff.
Speaker 4At the vet clinic it was always like the small dogs Twaulus, snousers that bit us, not the like pit bulls, labs like gargantuan, those big ones were always the little dogs.
Speaker 5Satan, yeah, they're just like Satan. I mean like it's Ruby's not.
Speaker 6She's not Chihuahua.
Speaker 5We've got one that lives next door to us, and our dog will run up and down the fence and there's this little knot hole and they'll just like, they'll get to the end of it and they'll try and like and then they'll take off running and she's like hey, what are you?
Speaker 1doing. I like the videos where two dogs are like going at each other and they're maybe a sliding glass door or something and somebody opens it and they're just like.
Speaker 5Oh hey what's up, and then they close it. This is a live look at people when they're not on computers.
Speaker 6That's right, that's exactly what that is. Yeah, that's perfect, I mean people get real.
Speaker 5What was it Mike Tyson said? People got real comfortable getting punched in the face.
Speaker 1Yeah, what did he do? Didn't he like sock that guy on an airplane? He sure did, and he deserved every bit of it too.
Speaker 5The guy was talking so much shit. He told him for 10 minutes please leave me alone. Please leave me alone, please. You know what. You violate the space. After that, you play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.
Speaker 1That's one of my favorite things. There's guys that you know you shouldn't talk shit to, right, and he is very obviously the top of the list. Yeah, number one.
Speaker 5Yeah, mike Tyson, because he's like like chilled out a whole bunch, but you know it's still there.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, like I wouldn't talk shit to Ronda Rousey. Hell, no, hell, no. She'd fun kill me, me too, yeah.
Speaker 5No shame in saying it Twig yeah Pop.
Speaker 1Like I don't, I don't get it, but yeah, people sometimes just need to be punched in the mouth.
Speaker 6Some people do, and I don't care if they're 12.
Speaker 2I've never had a kid. Is this why you're not teaching anymore?
Speaker 6Because I was. I was real close to making it worth it.
Speaker 5If you're going to do it, do a big.
Speaker 1This is what I told her Like if you had some kid being a little shit in the classroom and like you pull him out to the hallway and you close the door. Well, now it's just your word against his, you know, or hers, but you know girls can be shits too.
Speaker 1You could just like hey, I'm going to tell you something. If you don't fucking, I'm going to find you and I will take you out and let me tell you. We may have cameras around, but we don't have microphones around, so they're not going to know what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 3I know the blind spots. You don't.
Speaker 1I've seen the camera feeds so you can go tell the principal that I'm being mean but sure, and you and they know you're a little shit.
Speaker 5Yeah you've. You've been there in that office 37 times this year.
Speaker 6You are what we call a frequent flyer.
Speaker 5Right yeah.
Speaker 7I was a good kid in school.
Speaker 5I was not, you were not.
Speaker 6Center Center. What did you do? What did you do? What got you in trouble?
Speaker 5My mouth. So let me tell you what I did when we moved to more quick question.
Speaker 6Yes, because I don't remember what year he graduated. Did you graduate with Dustin Reynolds? It's a gigantic school. I know it's the stupidest question I'd have to see his face.
Speaker 2I'm a facial recognition guy, what Not?
Speaker 1a facial guy. I'm not a facial guy, You're a facial guy. Well well, he's not out of that side of the business.
Speaker 5Right, that's out of the business.
Speaker 1I've retired he's perverted.
Speaker 5She's talking about what year?
Speaker 1did you graduate 98. 98. What are?
Speaker 7those called.
Speaker 6Facials oh what do you think?
Speaker 5Money shots, oh, maybe not Same, thing, yeah, same. Thing.
Speaker 1Or a typical Friday night.
Speaker 6Well, what do you mean? It's a Thursday. She works from home on Thursday. Maybe these days Works from home on Thursday.
Speaker 1Yeah, so All day, if she can promote her only fans channel here in a minute is that?
Speaker 4Yeah, stay tuned.
Speaker 5It's all.
Speaker 1Harry butthole. But there's, a.
Speaker 5There's a.
Speaker 4There's a king for everyone, right.
Speaker 5So we moved to more in like 92, I think. So I was like going to do eighth grade.
Speaker 4Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5My knees remind me of that daily. I'm at that point where I can go to sleep and hurt myself Like that's a, that's a.
Speaker 2That's a thing, yeah.
Speaker 5So I prayed on first year teachers and I could just walk into a room and go You're who I train my teachers against.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I'm going to need you to come to one of my trainings and tell the teachers.
Speaker 3Here's what you look for. Yeah, because I was that kid.
Speaker 5So we had yeah, we had a science teacher who's a life sciences class and I can't remember, I don't even remember what?
Speaker 6What's your?
Speaker 5name Highland East.
Speaker 6Me too. Oh my God, you're like Bro I love it, love it. I was going to say no, she's the meanest woman on the planet.
Speaker 5I remember what her name was, but it wasn't her. But we, you know, I was just being a. A tool, you know, just trying to make people like me. You know, new kid, new school, whatever, you don't mean. And she walked into. There was a closet, I know. I remember the teacher that her class like butted up against. It was Mr Kirby.
Speaker 6Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5So like she went into the closet. The storage closet, that they, that they the room shared.
Speaker 6We called it Narnia.
Speaker 5Yeah Well, I closed the door and pushed the table in front of it and it locked from the outside, not from the inside. So if you're in there you can't get out, oh my God. And so I pushed a table in front of the door, but I didn't go sit down at my seat. I sat on the table and looked at her through the To the glass, the class Wow. Wow, cause it was a. I want you to know who's in control of the classroom, and it's not you.
Speaker 1This classroom.
Speaker 6You know who you were when I was teaching in probably that same classroom at Highland East. Your name was Holden.
Speaker 4Oh, not a fucking Holden.
Speaker 6Fucking.
Speaker 2Holden, that was mother. Fuck that guy Say Like your butt holds lit I I.
Speaker 4I did hold, and I know does oh, on a Thursday.
Speaker 5This is a gift I saw the other day that was like you know, but liquor used to be like a, like a derogatory insult term. And now look at all of you Butters.
Speaker 7Everybody looks butts. I was like oh, oh.
Speaker 5I was like, oh, we're bullying her.
Speaker 6Say that one again Harry Beaver, she's got a big beaver, she's got a big beaver, a big beaver.
Speaker 4Is it maybe just hair or actual vagina?
Speaker 6Big beaver, beaver I think it's a hairy vagina I think, yeah, I think we'd have to have some fuzz.
Speaker 4So it's hair and lips.
Speaker 1Oh, I can.
Speaker 3That's my fucking coochie, wow, yeah.
Speaker 6Was that me?
Speaker 5Was that a recording of you? That was?
Speaker 6a video that was a video.
Speaker 3That was a video.
Speaker 5She's like I'm going to need some royalties from that sound. All right, That'd be nice.
Speaker 1This is Taylor on chat roulette, that's my fucking coochie, let's hang out. And then the guys, and then the guys are like she's got a big beaver.
Speaker 3How'd you know?
Speaker 5Wait, you never mind. That's why they call it chat roulette that takes that down in Alabama, west Virginia, rotat, rotat Whoopie, oh no.
Speaker 3Dirty me, me, me, me, me, me me me me Dree.
Speaker 6Woods Rotat, oh but.
Speaker 4Sorry, I'm a.
Speaker 1I don't know Me, and Brian did get to spend some time together on set shooting a Jurassic Pet 3.
Speaker 6Yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun. So he got to see you in all of your green suit glory, oh yeah.
Speaker 5I didn't get to see that on set. I saw pictures.
Speaker 6Nipples and Nipples and Joke, not that thick.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, which we're shooting some pickups after the first of the year, so what's a? Pickup.
Speaker 5It's a truck, it's things that people get into, yeah, oh okay, I was wondering, dick Woo, yeah, you know what You're fired.
Speaker 9Okay, you're involved, fired Just some extra footage.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're in the process of editing the movie and it's going to be a boiling point in front of that. They're big LED wall.
Speaker 5That is so cool. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 4So awesome they just plug it in to the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, just put it in. Are you talking about the wall? Are you talking about the wall?
Speaker 5They just plug it into the movie, or they.
Speaker 4Oh, like the clips or whatever they do the footage.
Speaker 5Yeah, they'll edit them in. Yeah.
Speaker 6They just plug them in there's a plug.
Speaker 5I'm hoping the nuclear reactor is going to when they plug it in.
Speaker 1Everybody's Christmas lights. I hope they have a search protector.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Hopefully they have some battery backups.
Speaker 2Search protector. Maybe they got a generator. They probably generate.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm hoping I get to put the green scene suit back on and do some more motion capture stuff.
Speaker 9They're going to bring Rhonda Rousey in for his wrestling single.
Speaker 3Oh hell yeah, let him. I have a belt you can wear.
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Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, we uh.
Speaker 1That's awesome.
Speaker 5Let me show you the.
Speaker 1Oh, Rick Flair, he's an he's a he's still. An A-W right now making appearances with Sting. He doesn't move very no, no, doesn't move very well and no.
Speaker 5He shuffles his feet, but he was nice to me.
Speaker 6No, right now he's doing every spot possible with Sting because Sting's retiring here in a few months.
Speaker 1Well, next year? Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 6Look at that Freakin' awesome.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, whoo.
Speaker 6Let me switch my cam.
Speaker 4Oh, he is awesome. Let me switch my cam.
Speaker 6Heck, yeah, look, look, look, was he nice, was he nice, yeah he was really nice to me.
Speaker 4He wasn't a dick. No, there we go. He's kinda see it.
Speaker 5Oh there.
Speaker 4Better. I think he was on Theo Warrick's podcast Nice.
Speaker 5Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4Oh probably.
Speaker 5He was uh oh.
Speaker 1Rick Flair baby.
Speaker 5We got off the plane, got over to the tram to take us to like baggage claim or whatever. I was standing there I looked at him and it was like that's no, that can't be him. And then when he turned around and had a medallion that said Whoo, I was like that's him, whoo, that's him Did he have security Uh-uh. What Nope?
Speaker 5Walk around, had no security at all. Wow, had I not recognized him and took a and asked him hey, do you mind if Would you take a picture with me? Um, nobody else said a word to him, really Like he was just walking around, nobody knew who he was. Like it was crazy.
Speaker 6It's because he shuffles like an old man. He doesn't even drop anymore, he doesn't. But man, he's just great.
Speaker 1Oh, Flair was great to watch when he had his breast one.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, it was so funny.
Speaker 6And he's funny now. But now he's funny because he's old.
Speaker 1He would do the old Rick Flair flop when he'd get hit in the ring and he'd stumble around and then do a oh man, it was so funny.
Speaker 5I think Little Braun James learned from him. It's a problem yeah.
Speaker 1I think Little Braun is mastered now no, what's his name?
Speaker 6What's his name Green? Dreymon, dreymon Fuck that guy, oh Dreymon With his flops, oh my God. Yeah, I'm not a fan of his.
Speaker 5He's that guy that you hate if he's not on your team, but if he's on your team you absolutely love him.
Speaker 1You kind of make excuses for him, yeah like him and Patrick Beverly.
Speaker 5He pisses me off Right him and Patrick Beverly are that guy.
Speaker 6No, my current AEW boyfriend is MJF.
Speaker 7I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3That's Jacob.
Speaker 6Friedman oh, he is so damn hot. But then I made the mistake of like looking up how old he is, and I am a predator he's 26.
Speaker 1He's 26.
Speaker 6So is your son, our son.
Speaker 5Well, that's ten years younger than you 12. It's like the women that now look at you and go look, I quit acting up. I can either date you or your dad.
Speaker 6He's so cute. He's a good little Jew boy and I love him so much.
Speaker 1Can we say that on here she's?
Speaker 5already said she identified as. Jewish today.
Speaker 4I mean that's a yeah, but that's real life.
Speaker 8He is Jewish we're going to have to be quick on the button.
Speaker 5Right now, your finger on the dump button, dump button.
Speaker 6Good little Jew, but he's so cute and I love him so much.
Speaker 1It's just fun to watch. I don't know We've just got back into it because we we really don't watch much. Actually regular TV, it's mostly streaming, you know, Netflix or whatever.
Speaker 6Murder docs.
Speaker 1Yeah Well, or JFK documentaries, that's our thing right now. Oh boy, we can go deep on that right now.
Speaker 5Do you read the book Chris Chef, kyo Kennedy?
Speaker 6What.
Speaker 5I don't know.
Speaker 6What I don't know, I don't read. I will, though.
Speaker 1I only read scripts, all right.
Speaker 5So I went through. I went through a period of about two years where, like I, I went down the the pruder film, like I went through and like run down, like all of the footage I
Speaker 5was like somebody in the front, turns around and pulls a gun and shoots back. You know what I mean? Cause the body falls. And I'm justifying this. And I read a book called a cruise chef killed Kennedy. Um, this was God, it's probably like 18, 19, 20 years ago, and it was um. It was about Nikita Cruz, jeff, and how he played a role in the murder. Oh, he did for sure.
Speaker 4Yeah, Does it not fuck anybody else up that everything we were fucking told and taught is just wrong? Yes, because that's all I ever hear. Nope, that was wrong, that was a lie, that was like and that's fucking me up, man, everything. Just ask your mom. That's why I drink.
Speaker 1That's why I drink. Well, that's your mom, and that's why people solely believe that the the story the government gave out. Jfk's assassination is. Back then people had they were ignorant really Everything on the news was real. Yeah, so well, they were. Uh, they reported it on, uh the news and uh they're saying it on the radio. When the governments came out and said this, so there was only one shooter guy it was. It was.
Speaker 9Lee.
Speaker 6That was it Okay.
Speaker 5And it's like oh you guys are so fucking stupid when you go to Dallas, have you?
Speaker 9ever gone there and like walked it.
Speaker 1Yes, you have. There's a. There's an X. Yeah, there's a, there's a spot, yeah.
Speaker 5There is a spot that's marked of where he got shot when it was and this, that and the other, and like I stood there and like looked around and I was like hmm.
Speaker 6So, when I was in.
Speaker 1I can just stand here and go, no.
Speaker 6When I was in college. Uh, I got my degree in forensic science and the student Academy of Forensic Sciences. Um, we got invited to, uh, do an exhibit when they opened the JFK museum there, like right there in downtown Dallas, and so we got to go to the grassy knoll, we got to go to the X, we got to go to the whole place, um, but we did a whole like analysis of the scene to allow people to question whether there was one shooter or multiple shooters, um, and so all of us want to be crime scene analysts. Yep, oh, what?
Speaker 1Oh, I was just. I thought you were going to say something crazy.
Speaker 6You don't like it when I talk. Did anybody get their?
Speaker 2story.
Speaker 5That was in the fine print of the val.
Speaker 2That's right.
Speaker 6But we were like if we had red string we could analyze the trajectory and burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp. But it was wild and seeing like, oh shit, that was real. Yeah, we're so far removed from whatever happening. Like it was bananas.
Speaker 1It really was, Because most of the time they were like where's Happy hour? At?
Speaker 6Well, we were all like just 21. And so when we were staying at some nice ass hotel I don't remember what but Holiday, the La Quinta.
Speaker 1Fear me.
Speaker 6And we asked the concierge where somewhere we should go to like to get drinks and stuff.
Speaker 4They're like grassy, no.
Speaker 6They were no, they he sent us A little large.
Speaker 1That's a strip club.
Speaker 6He got us a grassy. Well, he got us a, not a limo, but he got us like a ride service. It was, you know pre like Uber lift time. Is he hitting on you?
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 6He sent all of us to the executive club, which is the nicest strip club ever.
Speaker 1And we had like so the stage like came, was it? The gin is out too.
Speaker 6Oh, everything is out.
Speaker 1A very manicured grassy. No.
Speaker 6So very manicured and so like the stage like jetted out and there were these like VIP tables all around. You got bottle service and stuff. We got in for free. We had free drinks all night. I don't know who he knows, but that concierge was was all for it.
Speaker 5It was a great time.
Speaker 6Can we go back?
Speaker 5You do have to worry about that.
Speaker 6Great Queeps. Yeah. Front, to its back, to Queeps Like you've never queved.
Speaker 4I didn't say I didn't the way you said it I have not, I have not.
Speaker 5Well, I hope you don't fart out of your dick.
Speaker 6That's weird.
Speaker 5I hope one day?
Speaker 1That would be weird. That's a dart, really high pitch.
Speaker 2Supersonic sounds coming.
Speaker 5You go super cyan on it, it is just dogs are like. Everybody queves, it's fine oh yeah, I do Sounds like a South Park song.
Speaker 6Yeah, everybody queves.
Speaker 3You know man.
Speaker 1The other thing that drives me crazy about the JFK thing. Is everybody back then believing the magic bullet theory?
Speaker 7No, that it. Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1Like a like a old and bulb show.
Speaker 5Semity.
Speaker 1Sam, you know Looney Tunes bullet.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1Taken turns like that's not what happens.
Speaker 5That's not how this works.
Speaker 1And then they're like well, here's the bullet that did it, and there's no damage to the round whatsoever, it's in pristine condition.
Speaker 7It's like why'd they kill him though? Huh, why'd they kill him?
Speaker 6Because he wasn't going to enter Vietnam or he was going to pull out of Vietnam.
Speaker 4Yeah, just they just wanted to fight. Yeah because then the whole military comes in.
Speaker 1The military industrial complex just was had boners for war. I mean they still do.
Speaker 6Yeah, because then LBJ comes in and Lady Bird was absolutely holding his balls. And then Vietnam.
Speaker 2That's it.
Speaker 6That's unconvinced.
Speaker 5It was, it was not, it was not a good deal, but yeah, I mean there were too many, there are too many coincidences, right, like you had to lay in. Oh, this specific car had stuff, you know that seat was moved over X, y, z inches and raised or lowered or whatever. Like the structure, the inside of the car was different. You'd had to know that going into it. If you're going to fire certain shots and a certain like you Like, how did Oswald was not like a smart guy.
Speaker 1Well, he wasn't even a good marksman.
Speaker 6So for him to be able to take those things into account. Yeah, not possible to get off three shots on a bolt action right In six seconds.
Speaker 1I think it was less.
Speaker 6No, no, no.
Speaker 5But you don't go forward and then go back.
Speaker 2That's not how this works. It's not how.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 5I mean, there's a reason.
Speaker 1Back into the left.
Speaker 5Well, and there's a reason that you have a friend, oh movie. There's a reason that, like you know, she, jackie, was trying to climb out the back of the vehicle.
Speaker 6Oh, do you know? Because she was a gun in the front. No, she was climbing out the back of the vehicle to get his brain matter. There was a chunk of skull with brain matter and she went back and grabbed it. Why.
Speaker 5Trying to reattach, I don't know Did a keepsake.
Speaker 6Souvenir man.
Speaker 1Send a little pendant.
Speaker 6So that should not even.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, what I also when, when I start thinking about it and I go well, man, the government definitely had something to do with that, was Jackie.
Speaker 5You never said shit about it after that day and everybody that was involved mysteriously just met some kind of odd death. Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1But she never. You don't see any old interview footage of her. Somebody got to her and said look, you just need to go about your life or you're going to end up like your husband.
Speaker 6That's why the Kennedy family is all fucked up the curse.
Speaker 4Mm-hmm, for sure. Why is that the curse?
Speaker 5There's a long history of people disappearing in the Lincoln Mm-hmm and disappearing by Obama. Their Clintons took the same, took the same path.
Speaker 1Like hey, we'll take that ball and rum Works for you. We can improve on it.
Speaker 2Hold my beer, you said.
Speaker 5Hillary.
Speaker 4What about the flat earth?
Speaker 6What.
Speaker 1That I can't get behind, that I can't get behind, can't get behind the flat earth.
Speaker 5I don't.
Speaker 6I love a conspiracy. I do, that's just stupid.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 6And.
Speaker 3I can't get behind that.
Speaker 1But what I like to do is I want to go on to like some flat earth or forms like chat rooms and stuff. And I want to start a thing where I'm a pseudo scientist and I believe that all the fucking windmills that are going up everywhere are actually changing the weather, because they're impacting the rotation of the earth. What?
Speaker 6Will you throw in that? They're seeding the atmosphere too. The airplanes are seeding the atmosphere. I'm not going to go that far, I just want to go all in with windmills.
Speaker 5Giant fans. I hate it.
Speaker 1Affecting the rotation of the earth and see if I can get them fired up about it.
Speaker 6Especially, if you like. Do it, because if they get fired up about the earth's rotation changing, then you can throw in. So is it just a flat plate spinning or is it rotating like a sphere? You dumb fucks. You dumb dumb. That's a good idea Seeding the atmosphere, though I absolutely will have a coronary If someone seriously has another conversation with me, another, because they've happened more than once.
Speaker 5Yup.
Speaker 6About how airplanes are seeding the atmosphere.
Speaker 1I don't know. I don't know. Is it happening? I can't say no, I can't say yes.
Speaker 6No. You can say no because it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2I just don't know what does seeding?
Speaker 6mean Like they're putting chemicals, so the birds and the bees.
Speaker 1Yeah, so let's bring this back to the.
Speaker 5Six o'clock.
Speaker 1They have guys skydiving. Oh seeding Seeding the air.
Speaker 7Oh, not that.
Speaker 5No but there are people that claim that's not it. No, that's not it.
Speaker 6There are people that claim that the Excuse me, the exhaust or whatever off of an airplane.
Speaker 1Contrails.
Speaker 6Is purposely made to create weather patterns that cause severe weather, so that people are affected. Like that, we can somehow control the weather over an entire country with airplane traffic.
Speaker 5It's pretty arrogant that humans think we have control over any of that.
Speaker 6We're the dumbest of the primates.
Speaker 3Let's just be real clear.
Speaker 6Am I wrong, taylor? You're not. We're the fucking dumbest. So no, we don't do that. We're Dang, I'm done. She's heated.
Speaker 4Are you sweating?
Speaker 6My pants are sweaty Guys guys Sometimes Superstar. Say your name in 80s and 90s kids.
Speaker 4I always wanted to be here.
Speaker 6No, you're Judy.
Speaker 4Judith and I'm Judy, it's Judith. I'm so sorry. Okay, do I need?
Speaker 5to move out of the way, judith is a snake, the little arse. Sunday.
Speaker 6Sunday. Sunday, judy is a snake, right Judy, the room.
Speaker 1I love how this conversation is going, because we get into this bullshit. And then I go back to like so, Brian, when did you get into actual Like I asked him anything, I need to be prepared for Nothing.
Speaker 4No fart jokes. Cool, I'm down Drying the jokes. That's what it it's really loose, it's really loose by whole.
Speaker 5Yeah, I've told people yeah, that's not a good thing to have.
Speaker 1It just feels like a real conversation. You know if I had a list of like questions?
Speaker 5you know it's really scripted. So what was your favorite pet when you were growing up?
Speaker 6Oh, that's a good question. That's a good question, though that's a good question though?
Speaker 1When did you lose your virginity? What's your favorite sexual position? We have asked that.
Speaker 5That I don't doubt at all. We have asked that.
Speaker 1We have asked that kind of stuff.
Speaker 6Wait, so you gave me the point when I said murder docs. Are you a murder doc person?
Speaker 5If sports, detective shows and murder docs are about all that shows on my television, or horror films like TV shows or whatever.
Speaker 1Maybe we need a some type of sport detective, murder, horror movie.
Speaker 5That would be interesting. That's a lot. That would be a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4Are you in any horror movies?
Speaker 5Not at the moment. No.
Speaker 4I'd like to be in a horror movie. I could get murdered. A horror movie.
Speaker 7Horror, horror, horror horror. I'm up and for either Either.
Speaker 5She did say stay tuned for her only fans and I can do the like for no reason at all.
Speaker 4The boobs are out and running and then they get murdered. I could do that.
Speaker 5How did that go?
Speaker 4For the right price. I could do it.
Speaker 6For a Klondike Bauer. What a white call.
Speaker 1What would you do? It's going to be Taylor does Lawton? She's not popping up to do. Dallas, you told me that that already happened, though.
Speaker 5What I did. I feel like it's more.
Speaker 6Taylor does Alva.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 7It's probably Enid or something.
Speaker 2Taylor does Slaughterville?
Speaker 7Taylor does.
Speaker 1Slaughterville. It's a porn horror movie that makes more sense.
Speaker 6That's a horror movie.
Speaker 4Or I could just with Tiger King go down there Big.
Speaker 2Mac, I don't think he swings that way.
Speaker 1That is a very different movie. He's in prison.
Speaker 4Or jail.
Speaker 1You're just going to go down there for a hand job. What?
Speaker 6He's going to swing that way.
Speaker 4No, Rob Lowe's there?
Speaker 6I hope not. He's doing the Adkins commercials.
Speaker 1I hope Rob's not there. What's his?
Speaker 4name Jeff Lowe. What?
Speaker 6Jeff Lowe, the other Tiger guy.
Speaker 1Sorry, rob, don't sue the podcast. I know you're a listener.
Speaker 3You should do a remake.
Speaker 5Where were you on the dump button on that one, shane, I was too late.
Speaker 6I'll play the.
Speaker 3Tiger King.
Speaker 6Can I be Carol Baskins?
Speaker 1I think Brian ought to be Carol Baskins.
Speaker 3Hey all you go-kats and kids.
Speaker 1I'm like, hey, motherfucker.
Speaker 4I've done three times. Not a fuck you.
Speaker 3What the hell do.
Speaker 1I'll play the lesbian girl that loses a limb or something.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, she lost a hand. Would you?
Speaker 5change anything no.
Speaker 1I love them big cats.
Speaker 6You got to take some teeth out. I'll just use some black.
Speaker 1Blackout.
Speaker 6Blackout.
Speaker 5She's like no, you're shooting today, Alright.
Speaker 6So what was the first Sorry, I'm going to there we go. What was the first production you were in?
Speaker 5On screen that you got paid for that you had pants on. Well, now I got to think harder.
Speaker 1You had the pants on.
Speaker 5The first one I actually got paid for. I was an extra I can't even remember the name of it. My face took up they had me you could see the portions of my face. It took up like two thirds of the screen but you couldn't really tell it was me. It was an extra role to kind of get into the I switched from doing musical theater to film and it took me about five years before I was born. I was born in the 19th century. I was born in the 19th century. I was born in the 19th century, five years before I figured out what I was doing, because it's so different.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5I've gone back and looked at some of those early auditions. They're atrocious. I look at them and I'm like this guy should have quit. It was bad.
Speaker 4I could never watch myself.
Speaker 2It was terrible.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, I did just the other day and did you go-.
Speaker 1Was it cringe, it was you know-.
Speaker 5I was so far For real, though you look at it and it's like, okay, these classes that I've taken are doing something.
Speaker 1And mine was different. Mine, coming from I had done stand-up for a few years before getting into acting. So when I was auditioning, I was I was doing the audition basically like I was performing stand-up, like just being if you want to call it overacting or just that part of my personality. It was coming out, and silence is death.
Speaker 5Like for a stand-up comedian. So you hit those sparse words like pause and you gotta let tension build and you're like I've just bombed.
Speaker 6That's right. But yeah, after his first Cody Myo class he had some auditions to do right after that and I read for him and it was like, oh, that yep, that's good. So the classes have paid off. I don't care how much they cost.
Speaker 1We are putting you in those classes as many times as you want, I need to do some more because I know I need to keep sharpening that tool. I mean, it is just like the gym.
Speaker 2I just like the gym.
Speaker 6It's a muscle you gotta work. Stop talking about working your muscles and tools.
Speaker 5You're the one that went that direction.
Speaker 6And if I want to work, my muscle tool.
Speaker 7We know what's happening after we leave Gross Not here, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1We've been married for a while. How long? Shane, almost 11 years On the 15th of December.
Speaker 5Happy early anniversary.
Speaker 7Thank you Got a fun weekend.
Speaker 4We're so in love Tonight.
Speaker 1This is it this is our fun. Christmas party for my talent agency on the 15th.
Speaker 5Very nice.
Speaker 1We got reservations for our anniversary dinner at Red Prime Steakhouse. This will be our 10th year doing that, goddamn. So they get our money on our anniversary.
Speaker 5Every year.
Speaker 6They take lots of it.
Speaker 1And that is worth it.
Speaker 5Our spot is the melting pot.
Speaker 4Ooh, I love the melting pot she loves it that used to be my spot.
Speaker 5You're going to go drop $200 or $300 or whatever, but forces you to sit there and have that conversation.
Speaker 4And you're so full by the chocolate but you have to fucking eat it, oh yeah.
Speaker 7By the time the dessert comes out, I'm like I can't.
Speaker 6But I'm gonna. It's like the cheevers ice cream ball. Oh my God, have you ever had a cheevers ball? It's ice cream coded and it's like a bigger than a softball size, coated in like cinnamon candy nuts. It's fucking amazing.
Speaker 5We don't have sex on our anniversary after dinner, because we're too full so is that a pregame? It's a pregame.
Speaker 4It's a pregame, maybe in the morning after it's sad that when you're pregnant, when you're married, you have to schedule it.
Speaker 5Dude, it's a thing sometimes Can we have to do?
Speaker 4it now because we're going to be too full and we're going to be tired and gassy, so we're not doing it.
Speaker 6So last year was our 10th anniversary and we got a room at the Omni. At the Omni and it was lovely and you just passed out. Well beforehand, we were like we should probably do it now. Because we won't, we're going to be so tired. We'll feel like a later, we're going to be too full, right?
Speaker 1Yeah, definitely too full All right let's do it now, so we had pre-dinner sex. There's a good little appetizer.
Speaker 4Gross, I hate this conversation.
Speaker 2You don't.
Speaker 4No, she doesn't. I hate this. Talking sexual stuff with, like her family or family.
Speaker 5I do. People heard the conversations. My cousin and I have Dude.
Speaker 1But is your cousin a dude. No, she was getting so uncomfortable during, like her.
Speaker 4Pap smear.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 5I don't know why you were there, but that was weird. Probably uncomfortable then too.
Speaker 1During like sex, you were getting like sexy underwear.
Speaker 6No, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 4Because there's a string on the lips. I know you're going to be licking in the middle, so great the tang.
Speaker 6You know that's not happening.
Speaker 1The twang you just got to lick past the twang that needs to be a sound by it Lick past the twang.
Speaker 2Trademark David Oldham, that's their dad.
Speaker 6I'll have to.
Speaker 1I want to make him a shirt Lick past the twang.
Speaker 6Done. That's what I'm going to put in Dirty Santa.
Speaker 1Lick past the twang t-shirt.
Speaker 6Podcast logo. So for one of my bridal showers I did Someone did a lingerie shower, Bross panties. Cute stuff. The best part was the night of our wedding. I wore the set that you and your mom got me, Just so I could look at him and be like, hey, do you know who got me this? Your mom and your sister.
Speaker 1I was like yeah, that's nice, that's.
Speaker 5I'm going to think They've got good taste.
Speaker 4And then you take a picture and send it to him and go. Thanks, Thank you.
Speaker 1I remember my mom just holding something I don't fuck it.
Speaker 4Oh my God Thinking of you.
Speaker 6Thanks guys, it's just crumpled on the floor, oh.
Speaker 1With a weird sheen on it. I don't like it. Some wadded up peanuts.
Speaker 5I don't know if we I just want to give a shout out to my mom and my sister for this lovely wedding gift.
Speaker 6Hashtag thank you, hashtag, thank you, hashtag. Wedded bliss.
Speaker 2Hashtag mayoral.
Speaker 5Hashtag wed.
Speaker 2I'm so lucky to have this family.
Speaker 1Hashtag wham bam right in the clam.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, I was like who who invited me to this?
Speaker 6Courtney, jesus, that was Courtney that did that.
Speaker 5My sister. Hey, just so you know I'm wearing it. And then just walk off.
Speaker 1She hardly gets uncomfortable about anything. We can talk whatever with that little subject right there.
Speaker 5Not little.
Speaker 6Not little. It depends on the temperature. It was little.
Speaker 1I just got out of the pool. I'm a grower, not a showered guy, jesus.
Speaker 6No, I don't think we had sex on our wedding night. What.
Speaker 5We were so fucking tired and number two On your wedding night or there in wedding night, our wedding night.
Speaker 6We were the only sober ones. Everybody else was drunk as fuck.
Speaker 4I threw up so much and then I had to go be at work at 7 o'clock in the morning, did you really?
Speaker 1I was pissed because we had a whole like to-go plate made. We barely ate too.
Speaker 4Yeah, you're so busy.
Speaker 1And we fucking forgot them. Oh my god, I was just thinking about getting back to the hotel, have some snacks, and you were pissed, weren't you?
Speaker 5I was so mad.
Speaker 1We're just going to bed.
Speaker 6Well, no, because then I realized we get to the room and I realize I don't have a brush. I had forgotten a hairbrush.
Speaker 1I think you forgot more than that.
Speaker 6Like makeup. You didn't have your makeup.
Speaker 1I don't think.
Speaker 5I had deodorant Don't get dumped. For the hygiene. It was a clusterfuck, my dome.
Speaker 6And he had to pull bobby pins out of my hair.
Speaker 1Out of everywhere, everywhere.
Speaker 3And so many bobby pins.
Speaker 6And he had to pull them all out. The dress was heavy, I was hungry, he was hungry.
Speaker 3We-.
Speaker 6I had to try to brush my hair out of my hair.
Speaker 3I was still not used to it. I got my hair back and I was like it's fine.
Speaker 6I didn't have a comb from the front desk. And I had so much hairspray.
Speaker 1Yes, the black ones. I had so much hairspray in my hair.
Speaker 4There was no sexy time happening. After that, we ate chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 1It was the only meal we've ever eaten that the hotel put in the room.
Speaker 6So they've been sitting there, them as a meal. You're not as like a sexy time with champagne that there's straw over there and then go to sleep.
Speaker 2Yeah, let's just redo this in the morning.
Speaker 1But we, so we did something fun for our wedding. Well, we thought like we had.
Speaker 1Billy Sims cater it. So we had a nice barbecue and at the time the Billy Sims store we got it from was good, really really good, and that's why we chose that store to do the catering. And then we go to the mall because we stay up at the room Waterford, the Waterford Hotel, nice place. And then we go to Quills no, in Square Mall, just to waste some time the next day and we actually see Billy Sims in the mall.
Speaker 1That's the they had, like a House divided or yeah, fans were something there and he was there signing and we got a picture with him and you're like I am yeah yeah, we, I put your sausage in my mouth. I like the way your sausage tastes.
Speaker 5And it was at that point in time that security escort building and put our pictures on the front and said never again.
Speaker 1Because her hair was ratted. She didn't have makeup on. You can tell, I was just fucking angry as shit.
Speaker 6We're going to ask you guys over here. We did, it was a good time.
Speaker 5If you could exit stage left, that'd be real nice.
Speaker 6Oh, and then we went to melting pot that night.
Speaker 7I don't remember.
Speaker 6We have a picture of us at melting pot in our living room.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, that's where that was taken.
Speaker 6Yes, I love that place. I haven't been there Well it was really great.
Speaker 4I got a divorce so we don't go there anymore. That would be weird if we did. Hey, you want to meet me?
Speaker 5there. You ain't got to go with him. Nobody likes me. You can go by yourself.
Speaker 7I like you. Can we go to melting pot? Nobody likes me, she says Do we have a sister date?
Speaker 1Yes, I mean, you can always say hey guys, do you want?
Speaker 5to go. I mean, like, do you? I'm kind of all so poor, so Do you know? I mean, do you need a?
Speaker 6reason to do that. Does anybody want to take me to melting pot?
Speaker 4So you have to like lick a penis if you want to get like, get melting pot.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't have to do that.
Speaker 4Oh, I do. Does your wife have to go to melting pot?
Speaker 6Are you looking at me? Oh what?
Speaker 2Taylor, I don't have to.
Speaker 6But she does. You have to lick a penis, wait.
Speaker 4Taylor likes I missed the conversation Taylor likes getting that.
Speaker 2I'm heavy guy. I don't Taylor likes getting that pre-milting pot fondue.
Speaker 5Oh, I thought he's going to say fondle.
Speaker 1She fondles for the fondue. Hey, I do a lot for the fondue. Put that on your put that on your tinder profile I fondle for the fondue. Maybe when you're a TikTok bachelors, we'll give you a little pre-milting pot fondue.
Speaker 5That's what we ought to do. Contact me so we need to set this up and we'll do like a bachelorette with her.
Speaker 6Oh my God, at the melting pot, yeah.
Speaker 5That's going to be like the final like where you give them the rose.
Speaker 6How many courses are there at melting pot Four?
Speaker 7five.
Speaker 5Five.
Speaker 6Okay, so we need five.
Speaker 5Appetizer.
Speaker 4Cheese.
Speaker 5Cheese, I mean cheese Salad. See you guys, appetizer salad. Oh, now there's four, four, Four.
Speaker 6So we need four bachelors, one for each course, and then, at the end, you get their fondue. You get fondittled. All of them, all of them Fondittled.
Speaker 1No, you pick one to get fondittled. All of them, if you want, I don't care how many.
Speaker 4Maybe, all of them. I like you all equally. I don't like that much.
Speaker 3Too many dicks. Is that what you're doing? Just slap it away. Just slap it around like it's. That's how I pick Like have you guys seen?
Speaker 7that show. I want this one.
Speaker 2Have you guys seen that show? I see you.
Speaker 6Have you guys seen that show on HBO what? I haven't seen it, but people have talked about it.
Speaker 1Where there's like You're getting the first naked. It's called naked attraction.
Speaker 2So there's a lady.
Speaker 6I'm watching it, filmed in Europe, so there's a bachelorette and there are like four or five dudes naked Noise. They're in like these weird little tubes or something, where it reveals from like their hips down. Just the dicks, just the dicks.
Speaker 1So she's going through judging dicks like oh look, how cute that is.
Speaker 6And they like and she like judges them, and then she eliminates someone based on their wiener, and then it goes up to like their chest and then she eliminates someone from that and then it goes through their face and she eliminates someone, and so then it's down to like two guys, and then she has to come out in front naked and she picks. And they can decide to accept or not. I want to go on that show, the fuck. Yeah, that's not a show I've ever signed up for she's going to do it anyway, I'm over
Speaker 4it at this point Whatever that's not HBO. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 5That's not a show Like I'm confident in stuff, but like I'm so nervous.
Speaker 1I'm not watching it.
Speaker 4I wonder if they're flaccid, because that is not going to work. I need to know what we're working with.
Speaker 5I want to see both.
Speaker 6It's got to be at 77 degrees and I just want to see both, because I want to see what comes out of the shower. You know what I mean. Well, I don't care, flaccid wien, but I also want to see, like, what I'm working with at night or morning. I want to see what I'm working with during the fun times. I guess, I want to see the like everyday times.
Speaker 4The flaccid is so ugly every time.
Speaker 6I know, but like if they have a decent looking flaccid dick, neck and mora, I would assume that they have a really good looking dick, dick, maybe not, maybe it just barely gets hard enough.
Speaker 1So it's still kind of that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6So you got to see both. That's true, you got to see both. Yeah, how much of a grower or show are Is he?
Speaker 1I don't think they're like hey guys, can you jack it a bit, let's see what's going on. I would wish they would. I want to know, like like she picks a guy, right, yeah, and then they're like oh, oh and they hug Naked. Does he? Yeah, Does he start growing a little bit?
Speaker 4I hope so, yeah, if not, then you're not, Then it's not working. Yeah, you're not going to pick that one.
Speaker 6So like what kind?
Speaker 5of age demographic are we? Are you talking about the in the 20s and 30s, or is it like 50s and 60s?
Speaker 6So I haven't watched it, but I feel like I saw something on TikTok where the lady was like 60s, 50s, 60s.
Speaker 4Uh-uh.
Speaker 6I feel like that's what I saw. I haven't watched the show. I won't because I think my mom has watched it and I won't talk about it.
Speaker 1We have to watch at least one episode. Shane, we have to, shane, we have for research purposes.
Speaker 5I thought you were going to say that your mom was on an episode and so no, no, no.
Speaker 6but Melody has probably watched it, I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4but I just but if I tell her she under that Dicks, dicks.
Speaker 6Yes, are you kidding? So she's here.
Speaker 1So if you were, going to be on the show. Would you want to be one of the four on the tubes?
Speaker 4Or the actual picker.
Speaker 6I want to be picked. I want to pick, although I'm pretty confident in the way my punani looks. I think I have a cute punani. She's cute, thank you. Wow, she's tidy, tidy, tidy cats.
Speaker 5That's a show I wouldn't make. That's my fucking coochie lips hanging out.
Speaker 1But just think you're the guy and you got four. You are down there looking like Looking at ladies. Is it like this?
Speaker 6Like there's so many different punani lips, elephant toe Damn Big ol' lips that one's juicy, damn boy. Ew what if it wasn't. I'm not trying to go on a safari here If you were a guy in a tube.
Speaker 5Well, it's just covered in hair.
Speaker 4And so it's up at your waist.
Speaker 1So all she's seeing is your dick. Do you kind of wiggle it? Yeah, are you just standing still? Are you kind of Trying to?
Speaker 4do them the same way. Yeah, you're doing the little jiggle jiggle.
Speaker 1Just to get it a little.
Speaker 6Are you flexing it?
Speaker 4Yeah, are you like?
Speaker 6Right, right Right.
Speaker 1To the, to what she's saying, you know, to a, b, yeah she's asking questions and you give a little.
Speaker 5He gives a how you doing.
Speaker 2Like a.
Speaker 1Like a joint Like a bounce to it. Yeah, Give me one pump for a yes, two for a no.
Speaker 6Yeah, what's? What is a girl doing? Like if she's in the tube, it doesn't, can you see?
Speaker 5that, though, it doesn't even matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1It's just there, has a dude. Yeah, as long as it's nice and tidy. It did lin it.
Speaker 5We have to attempt to look. Nothing on us is attractive.
Speaker 7Nothing. This is kind of attractive, I've said that I don't.
Speaker 5I've said that.
Speaker 1I've said that there's. That's why she never walks in the bedroom and I'm sprawled out.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's not going to end up well for you. That's just gross. It's not going to end up well for you.
Speaker 1I've had some really wrinkly balls that are now 47 years old, just flopping over. That's not. That's not. Poor thing that's not I know, and she still bats it around like that. You've got to unstick them from the side of your leg, she does not.
Speaker 6She does not do that because he has sensitive nuts.
Speaker 5There's his new nickname, right.
Speaker 6Tatey's got a pee pee.
Speaker 3I think it's leaking.
Speaker 2What else?
Speaker 1are you talking about I?
Speaker 2think it's leaking.
Speaker 1You took your headphones on too early, too early. God, now that she's out of the room, now we can talk about the good stuff.
Speaker 6Let's see. So what theater productions were you in?
Speaker 5Yeah, there was also a theater game Guys and Dolls, the Wizard of Oz, annie, a few good men, south Pacific.
Speaker 6Gonna, wash that man right out of my head. No.
Speaker 5That one was actually when I started. There was a kind of a break between high school and like community theater in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 6Nice.
Speaker 5I actually ended up taking somebody's place. They had a health issue and like a week before the show they were trying to replace somebody. I was referred to them. Hey, I know this guy that does this.
Speaker 6That's awesome.
Speaker 5So I came in and I actually did that for a couple of shows. One was like a week before, another was like nine or ten days before, and ended up with lines.
Speaker 6Sweet.
Speaker 5That weren't there before.
Speaker 6Are you a bass or a baritone? Yes, Good good, good.
Speaker 5Excellent, so my voice actually went down a little bit. I had a disc replaced in my neck a little over three years ago. Wow, my voice kind of Changed.
Speaker 6Yeah, did it lower, did it.
Speaker 5A little bit.
Speaker 6Did your range deepen.
Speaker 5Yeah, a little bit, but it also kind of shrunk a little bit Wow yeah. Because, I was, I could do tenor one Like I was.
Speaker 6Nice.
Speaker 5I had a pretty wide range.
Speaker 6So when I was in like high school and college. I was alto two tenor like I sang a whole lot with the dudes and then when I was in college I got my tonsils taken out and then I couldn't. I couldn't sing that low.
Speaker 2Oh your rap wasn't that perfect. And then I went.
Speaker 6She was like oh yeah, pretty much. And then I went I was in I don't know. I was in like Edmond Community Corral or something like that. So I went after Christmas break, after I got my tonsils out, and I was like, oh shit, I physically cannot sing these notes. And so I got reevaluated and I was like, oh, soprano one was like. So I went from alto two to soprano one and I didn't know how to what. How do you read that high? I don't know how to read music that high. And now I sing barbershop, now I sing lead, so I don't have to read music at all. It's lovely.
Speaker 5I'm Jordan. I'm sorry, I stopped heading you, my bad.
Speaker 6Jordan. She'll sing you a song here in a minute.
Speaker 5All right, it's going to be my turn. Pea breaks pea breaks.
Speaker 6Everybody take a pea break.
Speaker 1I will get some scripts. We're going to do some script reading.
Speaker 10What's that.
Speaker 2Are we acting? Oh yeah, is it recording it?
Speaker 9is recording.
Speaker 1It is recording. She's noivous, thank goodness, noivous about it. I think, we'll do this one first.
Speaker 6I need to pee and I also need to feed the dogs. Let's see, oh my God, okay, so you and Tay-Tay talk about it.
Speaker 1I'll have Brian and Taylor do this first scene. Not what happened, why not? You don't have any lines in this right now. I still would like to be part of the conversation.
Speaker 6Oh God fine Jesus. Do we have to talk to each other? Taking care of your dogs?
Speaker 1Taylor, what do you want for Christmas? Do we have?
Speaker 4to talk. Wait, yeah, christmas, that's all we're doing. What Dirty Santa.
Speaker 1Yeah, I just want to know what you want for Christmas, like if you.
Speaker 4If I had a boyfriend?
Speaker 1Yeah, so if you were in a relationship, what would you ask your significant other for Christmas?
Speaker 4Good question. Uh, I haven't really thought about it.
Speaker 1You don't know what you want for.
Speaker 4Christmas, I don't need anything.
Speaker 1I didn't say need, I said want, you know, hot husband. Ok, you want a hot husband. No, I actually don't want a husband Hmm I would like Some new towels. Hmm, I can get behind that. I love a good. I like a bashee. Yeah, I like the big one.
Speaker 4I like and I don't like the thin I want thick that. Yeah, poofy, yeah, just towels.
Speaker 1Hmm, I can see why she doesn't have a guy right now.
Speaker 4Because I want to have.
Speaker 1Really creative. Oh yeah, Money oh yeah, would you want? Money.
Speaker 4Well, yeah, yeah, who doesn't?
Speaker 1I don't know, there might be some people that.
Speaker 4My favorite store is Urban Boondocks.
Speaker 1Urban Boondocks.
Speaker 4I like their gift cards.
Speaker 1What do they sell there? Like hippie clothes. Oh.
Speaker 4And purses and jewelry. Ok, where's that at?
Speaker 1It's in Yukon off of Route 66. Route 66.
Speaker 4It's a local Get your kicks. I like local things too, you know like.
Speaker 1Honey, local honey, Local honey I like I like Art.
Speaker 2Art. What the fuck just happened. What was that? Goddamn, your poster fell or something. What are my?
Speaker 4comics fell. God, that was a sign. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Goddamn, that was a sign. I like artwork.
Speaker 1Good thing it's in, you know.
Speaker 4It was your X-Men. That's weird. That would fall down. Was it a ghost?
Speaker 1I don't know, maybe I hope they all don't fall down now.
Speaker 5I know.
Speaker 4I know I feel like I'm I forgot what your eyes looked like. Daytime and nighttime. I forgot what your eyes looked like. You look so different. Ok, let's see.
Speaker 3There's the whole pupil and an iron you have fucking eyeballs. You have eyeballs.
Speaker 9My God, it's white to your eyes. Do you have 2020?
Speaker 6It's like when Dwight Yocum doesn't wear a hat. I'm like who the fuck?
Speaker 4is Dwight Yocum. You're like God gross. And you're like, oh, oh, that's Dwight Yocum.
Speaker 1Here's our first little scene and you can read along if you want.
Speaker 6Oh, but I'm not in the scene. That's what I said earlier. That was a scene. If you changed your mind, OK.
Speaker 1So Taylor read the pink Pink, brian read the blue. Ok, you can kind of read it over real quick. Let me introduce this little segment. All right, here we go. We're doing a little bit of scene reading. Brian will be good at this. Taylor, we'll suck, but that's.
Speaker 6OK, is this one of those where it's probably a movie I haven't seen?
Speaker 1That's what exactly it is Movies that. Casey has not seen.
Speaker 4And we're going to shame her for it.
Speaker 1OK, all right, are you guys ready? Yes, ma'am and action.
Speaker 7Oh.
Speaker 5Cut. You got to take the glasses off to see which one's pink.
Speaker 4I thought we were reading the black part.
Speaker 1OK, I'll read that black part. Ok, here we go.
Speaker 4You can't just sit at the top and not read it.
Speaker 1Hold on, I'll do it.
Speaker 5Let me get the right the words are on the page, I'm going to say them.
Speaker 1Airport bus arrives, stewardess Elaine Dickinson steps off. Camera follows Elaine as she walks to terminal building.
Speaker 7The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Speaker 5The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Speaker 7No, the white zone is for loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Speaker 5The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is never stopping in the white zone.
Speaker 7Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Speaker 5Listen, Betty, don't start with your white zone. Shit again. Fuck off and cut.
Speaker 2Insane, very nice how movie is this Well done.
Speaker 1Well done, we're not going to give that away yet we're not there.
Speaker 4yet I'm dropping it.
Speaker 1We're still going. All right, here we go Next scene.
Speaker 2Same movie.
Speaker 5Round two.
Speaker 1Let's see how many parts I have in this one.
Speaker 6Three, nope Four Wait.
Speaker 1One, two.
Speaker 6I see three different speaking colors.
Speaker 1Yep, there is.
Speaker 6Okay, so Jesus Colorblind.
Speaker 1Casey you're going to read, mrs Schiff, brian is going to read for Randy and. Taylor is going to read the green part.
Speaker 6Green. Is it green? Huh, okay, got it, yep, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding on to the car Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding his stomach in pain.
Speaker 5Can I get something for you?
Speaker 3Can't fuck why it's over.
Speaker 5Sorry, I don't understand, I guess let's cut, let's start.
Speaker 1I'll read the cues again because I think it's funny. Okay here we go.
Speaker 5She got lost it on that one.
Speaker 1I know, and here we go. Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding his stomach in pain. Randy approaches.
Speaker 5Can I get something for you?
Speaker 4Can't fuck why it's over. Can't fuck why it's over. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can I draw?
Speaker 1a couple Couple wall 지난. I'm sorry, I don't understand. A middle-aged woman is seated behind dudes.
Speaker 6I can speak Jive. He said he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
Speaker 5What's up, look, marketers deal with your축 Production to review videos.
Speaker 6That seems cutest and neat as I mean, Is she going to dance with Kiev? No, oh awesome. I don't know why there's an. She made it out.
Speaker 2Oh, my God, god Wow I know what movie it is.
Speaker 6I'm glad we got through that one.
Speaker 1What just happened?
Speaker 5What happened, taylorbug, didn't? She got like spontaneously combusted over here.
Speaker 2Oh my God.
Speaker 5It's gonna get messy.
Speaker 6Airplane. I know this one.
Speaker 1Yes, great job. What did she win? Nothing.
Speaker 6See, we need to clarify what's happening in that night.
Speaker 4You're gonna get finger in the butthole.
Speaker 6Probably not. We've also had that conversation.
Speaker 5You have to have that conversation.
Speaker 1Do you want to read along with this one? This is their. Them two are doing this scene, then we are gonna do the next one. Yes, alright, so Taylor, you're reading pink. Brian is reading blue.
Speaker 4There's two papers, new scene, new movie. I know, is this what it's really like? Is this real life?
Speaker 1acting yeah when you're. Do you have to?
Speaker 3memorize it. Yeah, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4I have a very small brain.
Speaker 5There's a whole lot of work that goes in before you do the other, prep it.
Speaker 1Am I wanked? Yeah, you're wanked Also it's. They're really done in like Most of the time kind of shorter scenes, so it's not like the whole scene. Yeah, it's not like. And then yeah, and sometimes you get. That makes sense. You'll get your sides that morning on set.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 1That sides and they'll be printed kind of smaller About that big, and so you can. You've already read through the script, but these are just used to kind of. Job, your memory a little bit, a little bit, yeah. So between when they say cut, you'll have some A little bit of waiting time, you can read through the sides and all that, so you do have most of it kind of memorized. Okay, here we go. Oh, there's no, there's no actions or anything I need to talk about. We're just starting on it and Action.
Speaker 5It always works at home. Yeah well, have me over for dinner some year and prove it Meantime, pay up $1,148 times two. I don't have that kind of money.
Speaker 4Jack, I didn't hear that.
Speaker 5Wang, I'm just a poor.
Speaker 4Chinese Wang. You're in a restaurant, that's more than, me. Oh yeah, right, I mean I don't have that kind of money on me. That's what I thought you meant.
Speaker 5Where's your truck parked, Jack? First I have to go somewhere, Jack.
Speaker 4No, you don't. Yeah, I do. So how about we meet at my restaurant in a few hours? You know, I pay the money then.
Speaker 5You pay the money when you gotta go.
Speaker 4The airport.
Speaker 5Yeah, right over my dead body.
Speaker 4If need be.
Speaker 5I'll follow you.
Speaker 4You don't trust me after all these years. That makes me sad, Jack.
Speaker 5It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
Speaker 4Save it, I'll give you a lift, just get in the truck.
Speaker 5You were going to follow me, jack, I know.
Speaker 1Then I came to my senses In scene.
Speaker 4Very nice, I think I know the movie. Was I supposed to be Asian?
Speaker 1Yes, you don't have to, okay, and then, I'll give you a little one page. If you guys want to read along, follow along. There. You go A little one page here and Action. Can I ask you a serious question?
Speaker 6Absolutely not.
Speaker 1Well then, would you ever consider just jumping into?
Speaker 6Sure, but never with a person in your condition.
Speaker 1What's wrong with my condition?
Speaker 6Try standing down when, where I am, it's.
Speaker 1Miller. Time Before Jack can take a spectacular shot back at this girl. Something comes between them. Three shady, these kids with boom and chew beard, ski vest jeans and heavy duty black engineer boots, carving their own freeway through the crowd, shoving people aside hey.
Speaker 6Don't what Lords of Death street gang punks from Chinatown. This isn't good. What are they doing here?
Speaker 1What are you doing here? They got relatives too. You know People to meet, places to go.
Speaker 6They're assholes, nc they're assholes.
Speaker 1Is this Ching Chong Wing Weng and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 6I can't.
Speaker 1What is?
Speaker 6Ching Chong Wing Weng Is this Billy?
Speaker 5Ray Cyrus she's gonna switch it up.
Speaker 6And Ching.
Speaker 1Chong Wing Weng. Big trouble, little China.
Speaker 6Billy Ray Cyrus. That's what I said. No, stupid, I hate that movie so fucking much I never watched it. Don't Save that many minutes of your life and don't do it what You've never seen, that. Don't Ching Chong Wing Weng Weng, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1I'm trying to see how we could do these. I didn't have time to highlight the different parts.
Speaker 6We can read. We can read.
Speaker 1Let me see.
Speaker 6Can you read though?
Speaker 7No.
Speaker 5Apparently only bodies.
Speaker 6I don't know.
Speaker 1This might be too. This might be too.
Speaker 6Too risky.
Speaker 1Advanced. Well, no, it'd just be easier to follow along with what things highlighted.
Speaker 6You underestimate our capacity to read.
Speaker 1I don't know about her capacity to read the correct just her over.
Speaker 5there Words are hard.
Speaker 6Words is hard.
Speaker 1She's a little.
Speaker 6A little what.
Speaker 1She's a little.
Speaker 4Why did you scream that? Whoa Damn.
Speaker 1I do think we ought to do TikTok videos now. Yes, yeah, we got some bangers in there and I think we'll have a good time.
Speaker 5Ready? It might be the only human being not on TikTok.
Speaker 6Oh, brian, you're missing out.
Speaker 5I see videos People still send me. I see them.
Speaker 4I just yeah memes 90% of my communication with people is memes and videos.
Speaker 5Yes, at least you're aware of what TikTok has to offer.
Speaker 6Oh yes, I'm so ready.
Speaker 4Ginger. I never fucked a ginger, by the way. I did, you did.
Speaker 5Don't lie.
Speaker 3You meant to say that twice, you had ginger, I did, I'm going to do a new music for the TikTok video intros.
Speaker 1She says and I think I'll do that during our little off season Come up with some good TikTok video music.
Speaker 4You could probably use like Geraldine or something, geraldine or that might be.
Speaker 1I do have I do have a little intro. It's still a TikTok video, but an intro to the TikTok bachelors, yes. So that will be at the very beginning of the video. So we're going to do that again too.
Speaker 5That definitely needs to happen.
Speaker 1Okay, here we go yeah.
Speaker 5She's on board.
Speaker 7I'm scared. What little piece of hair Suck a ma.
Speaker 6suck a ma cock. What the fuck Suck a ma cock? Why did he have a kazoo in?
Speaker 5his mouth. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 5Is it smoking a zoo?
Speaker 1I want to be a part of that family so bad you are part of that family.
Speaker 6I was like wow. I made up a song Suck a ma cock. We were on our way home and I really had to poop.
Speaker 1It was a Christmas song.
Speaker 6Oh, it was Carol the Bells. It was Carol the Bells. I changed the words. I have to poop.
Speaker 1But she gets mad when I do it On a Christmas song. But she can't do it.
Speaker 4I like the real, where the ladies garage had the stick on her. There was something for you.
Speaker 6She was like what is this?
Speaker 1What is this All right? Here we go. Suck a ma, suck a ma cock. What the fuck.
Speaker 10Suck a ma cock. Ah, yes, I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. I didn't do fucking.
Speaker 5I should have Every group project that was me yesterday.
Speaker 6Shanky, can you turn that?
Speaker 5up. Can you turn that up in my headphones? Thank you, I love this one yeah it is.
Speaker 1Is that good?
Speaker 5Yeah, that's good, thank you.
Speaker 3Hello.
Speaker 5She carries a job. I love it. I don't know. It's the shoulder pads for me.
Speaker 6Right, yeah.
Speaker 4I'm going to ask you to sing one today.
Speaker 6One today. Let me say one today. Why have you never sang in it?
Speaker 1I had to save it. I didn't want to spoil it.
Speaker 2I was singing it, I was singing it.
Speaker 1I was doing it today, but I was trying to do it quietly. Oh my God.
Speaker 5I've seen what Laban's done on this. What the fuck.
Speaker 9That's amazing. My word will not return void.
Speaker 1It will go to that which it was sent and it will prosper. But life and joy in the Well if that prospered.
Speaker 9At that time, the nature of God.
Speaker 5Hallelujah.
Speaker 3And bread for eating will also provide and multiply.
Speaker 9That's the opening of the winners of that one. Oh, you have, silly, act the cream. The cream thing established under the the force, the spiritual force of the force.
Speaker 3Huh, the spiritual power.
Speaker 5Smell. My, it's Joey, do you think? Smell the fart. Awkward pause there.
Speaker 6Do you think? Do you think the good Lord in heaven laughs at fart jokes? Fuck yeah.
Speaker 4He made us fart.
Speaker 1My Lord does. My Lord's a gassy Lord.
Speaker 4He gave us a bottle for a reason Our God is a flatulet.
Speaker 1God, I don't think that angels are actually playing trumpets. It's just farts.
Speaker 3It's just bottles.
Speaker 5As we even speak, I smell heaven.
Speaker 8Oh no, if God's gonna send a bird, he'll send a bird oh my God, oh my goodness, somebody spent way too much time lining this up, shane.
Speaker 2What was her name?
Speaker 6Hold on before you move on. What was her name? That was on the channel what? What baby?
Speaker 5I just went limp, oh baby.
Speaker 6I'm so sorry. Oh God, he's broken.
Speaker 4He did go limp. I'm gonna do that again. Oh God, we're having issues. I'm not helping. I've been in this position before and it didn't end well.
Speaker 6Brian, it happens to everybody, it's okay.
Speaker 3It's not that coming, it's not gonna happen to everybody. It is a big deal. It is a big deal.
Speaker 6Oh, I like that, shane, you broke it bro.
Speaker 4It pulled down too, early yeah that was too early man.
Speaker 5All right, try it now All right, don't tell so hard.
Speaker 6Don't tell it, it's cute again, I know. So okay.
Speaker 5I was like oh, oh, hello.
Speaker 6There was a lady that was on the church channel and she had the big-ass hair and the absurd outfits. What was her name? Oh, oh, you know what I'm talking about Julian. Is it something Baker.
Speaker 1Oh Tammy.
Speaker 4Faye Baker, I was still on the power crash.
Speaker 6She had a really bad nose job 16 pounds of makeup on. Yeah, yeah, and 98 pounds of hairspray.
Speaker 5And a perm in 1983, said was amazing, oh man.
Speaker 6In 2017. 90's are back. I hope 80's come back.
Speaker 5No, it's coming back with the guys and mullets and permanent mullets, but not okay. It wasn't okay then.
Speaker 1Did you learn nothing from us?
Speaker 4No, I could do without the mullets for sure. Have you seen yours, lynn? I have, he's growing it all out.
Speaker 9Okay, you go a little further. You get the one God's for you, he's with you, and then the last biggie God's in you.
Speaker 5Oh, man, man, I knew.
Speaker 3I wanted to burn you.
Speaker 2That was wet.
Speaker 9Oh man, remember, those heavens were shut up because the pink were shut up.
Speaker 2That's going to itch when it dries.
Speaker 5It's all the way.
Speaker 9The fingers. God has something better than where you are right now, and there a place in him as the Hallelujah. Wow. Light, oh my God.
Speaker 6I love it. I can't tell if Brian's offended or what. To open up those heavens.
Speaker 5Shoo Hallelujah.
Speaker 3Hallelujah Shoo.
Speaker 5Somebody spent, like they spent days on that. They're like hold on, they're flipping through clips and he's going, and they're going that one right there.
Speaker 6We got to clip that one, move that one over. They got to figure out which fart.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean days of their life gone.
Speaker 9Yeah.
Speaker 2Hallelujah.
Speaker 6I think they are well-smithed.
Speaker 1Well-smithed. I love those.
Speaker 6And you know what? The good Lord gave him the talent To do it.
Speaker 1The good Lord on command.
Speaker 6No, not today. Buddy, oh boy, oh, that would happen to me for sure.
Speaker 3You lost your fans.
Speaker 1He said no, no.
Speaker 8He didn't even dive good Like what was he doing? I?
Speaker 5can't dive without my fans. It's just not going to look right.
Speaker 6Yeah, it should.
Speaker 2I can't watch me get home. Good, I like to go brother.
Speaker 5Not just like, he didn't just like slip out of them. They moved backwards and he went like knees first and he went into the concrete.
Speaker 1So like him, To go back to another conversation, I think he gets hit by JFK's magic bullet.
Speaker 4He does.
Speaker 1He's still flying around somewhere.
Speaker 5Yeah, and he's fixing to get just. I mean, whatever he's strapped he's got between his legs too.
Speaker 6All those people watching yeah, Like he. Only he doesn't jump. He just like gets on his tippy toes, he just falls. You just have to step off, that's all you got to do
Speaker 1One more time.
Speaker 5One more time please, it's not that hard Like just step off, dude.
Speaker 1Take one step, one fucking step, jerry.
Speaker 5The guy on the cruise like oh, I got to stand over the. And look at him Like what are you going to do from up there? Nothing.
Speaker 4He's like fucking Christ.
Speaker 1Jerry we told you just step off.
Speaker 5This is why you can't have nice things. This is why we don't take you places. You're swimming back.
Speaker 1Jerry, I told you flippers yeah.
Speaker 6I told you you needed flippers that were a little bit smaller, Jerry.
Speaker 1I told you 10 and a half.
Speaker 6Jerry.
Speaker 1You're not a 10 and a half, gerald, you're a nine On your best day.
Speaker 5Oh God, I think this is.
Speaker 1Jerry, I think this is Jerry this was the prep.
Speaker 6That's my boyfriend. What's happening?
Speaker 5This has got to be the first person on her dating show?
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Damn it, Jerry. It was just like the flippers, Jerry.
Speaker 5How hard is a trampoline to operate? You stand in a spot and you jump.
Speaker 6But that's Jerry with a G. Oh yeah, g or R, it is the fuck.
Speaker 5The only thing that would have made that funnier is if he'd have fallen and hit where a stud was.
Speaker 3Like he needed to.
Speaker 5Just rolls over and looks at you like oh stars.
Speaker 6Can we take a minute to appreciate his really cool dragon tattoo?
Speaker 5Yeah, there is nothing that that man could do. That would be cool in his lifetime.
Speaker 6He peaked with his tattoo.
Speaker 5I don't care if he's got like this ridiculous full you know, full sleeve, full sleeve, full back tattoo. That's amazing, no, so then?
Speaker 6here's. Let's make a story for Jerry with a G. Did Jerry with a G get the dragon tattoo when he was kind of cool?
Speaker 5No 18. Yeah, If you have that in you, you've never been cool, In fact I think.
Speaker 1In fact, I think Jerry With a G Is a guy that typically tuxes T-shirts into his shorts.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, see, maybe if he had tucked his shirt he would have been able to he might have landed that.
Speaker 5It's the black socks with the brown sandals.
Speaker 1He might have landed this.
Speaker 6Yeah, I really appreciated the way his hands the Fanny, now we get a.
Speaker 5Yeah, now we get a.
Speaker 1That's not a dragon Like where's the fucking head?
Speaker 6Is it a?
Speaker 1What is that? Is it?
Speaker 6a griffin.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's a flying dragon.
Speaker 5Oh, but let's, let's also appreciate the fact that he dove head first into a wall.
Speaker 6Yeah, and his glasses stayed on. Yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1Because the glasses are too small for this.
Speaker 5I know, those flippers came off.
Speaker 1I'm not making the same statement. Give me the junior glasses please.
Speaker 6I'll name my papers Peapers.
Speaker 2Hey look, hi monkey.
Speaker 3Hi monkey Jesus.
Speaker 6Where was the bleep on that one? Shave my heavens to Betsy, who fucking put that in here.
Speaker 1That's wrong Did.
Speaker 5I put that video in here.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry Wow.
Speaker 6No, you're not. Let me rewind that. His face here, his face.
Speaker 7Hey look.
Speaker 5That can't be the first time he's opened that on the toy. Like it can't be.
Speaker 4What the fuck. Oh you can shit while you're riding.
Speaker 5I sent this one to my wife the other day. I did.
Speaker 1This is going to be our new bidet. Our bidet is going to be a scooter power net.
Speaker 7Is this your old Christmas kiss?
Speaker 5Listen, my in-laws bought me one of those and they have those and I made fun of them and then I used it.
Speaker 4A bidet and I was like mm, that's nice, it's the best they have them too.
Speaker 1We love bidets. You're in a house of fellow bougie buttholes.
Speaker 4Yeah, you didn't use the bidet.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 6Feel free.
Speaker 5I can't Well not here. I did it in my in-laws.
Speaker 4You don't use it at strangers' houses.
Speaker 5Whatever?
Speaker 4Whatever I'm not shy.
Speaker 6I have an equal opportunity, pooper.
Speaker 5I am.
Speaker 6And you flush it. What the fuck? Yes, yo, I want that, I want that, oh no, christmas music for everyone.
Speaker 4And most of all a happy Christmas, Mary.
Speaker 6What's her name? Kareehe Mette. Kareehe Mette Mernah.
Speaker 4New Dorf right now singing.
Speaker 6Ludorf was the last name. Ludorf, excuse me. Oh boy, this is going to be so good.
Speaker 4Kirk and Maddie.
Speaker 7Oh God.
Speaker 5I almost feel like the tall one is like mouthing. Help me Like.
Speaker 6Like twice. If you're in danger, please help me.
Speaker 1I fucking hate my mom Fucking, mom Fucking mom bitch. My boyfriends out there watching this fucking shit and you seem like a fuckhead.
Speaker 3She just stopped singing.
Speaker 10On the mountain Over the hills and everywhere.
Speaker 4Oh my God.
Speaker 1They're so excited.
Speaker 4Why did they wear their hair like that?
Speaker 1Actually I think mom here just found out her daughter is a whore Fucking a black dude. Pretty sure that's where she is.
Speaker 5That's where you go.
Speaker 4That's where I went. She realizes she's never orgasmed in her life.
Speaker 6Tell me about these eyebrows.
Speaker 5Yeah, they kind of match her. They look like Mandy Ptankin in, like an Elmo, like a Sesame Street movie.
Speaker 1I'm gonna say, when she takes her eyeglasses off, her eyebrows go with them. They probably do.
Speaker 5I'm sure I don't know if they're part of the framework, I'll screw the grouchy's mom. I'll screw the grouchy's mom.
Speaker 6I'm gonna show this video to ladies in chorus and say this is why we smile when we say yeah, this is my happy face. Yes, hey, linda, this is what you look like.
Speaker 1And this chick over here. You know the one lyric you're singing. Why do you have to read it? It's like she has a cue card off to the side. She's nervous.
Speaker 5She's looking at her boyfriend going. I promise you, this is not going to be an everyday thing.
Speaker 4I'm gonna suck your dick, don't worry.
Speaker 1Trayvon, don't worry, trayvon Demarcus.
Speaker 6It's a great time to get chained.
Speaker 4She looks like she's in pain. Canceled. She does look in pain. Somebody's beating her.
Speaker 6She is missing out on getting fingered for the first time to do this with her mouth.
Speaker 2I usually get finger bandage church. To do this with her mouth or her mom? Mom, I said her mom.
Speaker 6Okay. Do you think her tiny little mouth can take care of Trayvon?
Speaker 3I don't think so that's not a little mouth.
Speaker 6There's no way. Come on what that mouth do she? Looked nothing good.
Speaker 5Wow, she looked like she was having the greatest time ever.
Speaker 6What the hell, what the fuck is happening? Where is the wiener, so big?
Speaker 5That's a murder charge right there.
Speaker 3Cocoa gadget dog. Cocoa gadget dog.
Speaker 4Somebody's hand came back.
Speaker 1I'm so confused.
Speaker 7Taylor's picking that guy on naked and attraction You're like I want that guy.
Speaker 1You know how we know this is bullshit.
Speaker 5Can you do karate with it?
Speaker 1We know this is bullshit because this guy is Asian. That's true, that's not happening.
Speaker 6We know your tricks, what kind of flexing is he doing?
Speaker 4Can you chop wood?
Speaker 9Can you chop wood?
Speaker 5Oh Do it again, do it again, do it again. How do you convince your friend to hold the board?
Speaker 1Yeah, and then if you see he's like no, put it down here, yeah.
Speaker 5The top hand's going towards it.
Speaker 6He's like no, let me pull it back real quick, like it's hanging at the bottom of his pants, casey. I'm so concerned.
Speaker 4Boom, oh my.
Speaker 5The most wow.
Speaker 2Make sure it's all low oh no, what the fuck.
Speaker 3Oh, wow, oh Make sure it's all low, Is it, hey Bob? Is that a low? Oh my God.
Speaker 1And it's always white people that do this shit. Of course it is Always. We're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4Tom David.
Speaker 3He said Make sure it's all low, okay, okay.
Speaker 1Sorry, I didn't do it yet. You mean low, now or before.
Speaker 5Roll on two, roll on two. Did he wet the sponge? Oh shit Right.
Speaker 4I don't think he did. I don't think he did. He dropped like he did.
Speaker 2He got the caption.
Speaker 1He got rebooted real quick, yeah the caption dude got factory reset. He sure did.
Speaker 3That was a control. Well, delete real quick.
Speaker 6That was.
Speaker 5We're going to have to go through all those updates again. He's going to have to restart.
Speaker 1System restore.
Speaker 6He's an iOS one. Wow, I'm.
Speaker 5Ruby. Yeah, this is why you don't just repeat what, because it was the last. The kids laugh in the back.
Speaker 6Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Speaker 4Hey.
Speaker 5Can we also just take it time to go Okay, look, champion, is a big brand now. That got you beat up when we were in school. Right, I cannot handle it, right.
Speaker 6I cannot handle it.
Speaker 5Those were like four dollar Walmart special hoodies and like the 90s right 90s right that got you beat up if you wore anything. Champion, you were the poor kid yeah, and now they're like $90 for a hoodie that we were embarrassed to.
Speaker 6Yeah, so like we would put stickers and shit over. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4So what is you like? I think I can pick that off, like I think, yeah, oh this is not embroidered on cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'd rather have a sticker over it that said I poop today, not champion.
Speaker 6Yeah, what that is, molly.
Speaker 1J.
Speaker 5Did she take after you 100%.
Speaker 1Amplified.
Speaker 5You're getting what you.
Speaker 6You get what you.
Speaker 4Big time. She's so mean.
Speaker 5You know you can be mean back right.
Speaker 1Getting the hot hardball day out.
Speaker 6You should see what else.
Speaker 5If it's not like that in our 80s, I don't want it.
Speaker 1If it's not like that in our 80s. I want to die in my son, yeah you should see what else you can do.
Speaker 6That's a lot, dude. It's like getting thousands of flu shots. Your mom's sweating a little bit right now. I'm getting a little dizzy. Yeah, we're gonna stop.
Speaker 3I'll miss you Maybe.
Speaker 5And not the kid going. You let her fall and she snaps her neck, as you might be.
Speaker 10Out in public and just taking a minute to get your hand and just shove it down back, your trousers Get stuck in there. I went all right, good, fucking scratch. And then even better, that ain't right.
Speaker 4I wish he was my grandpa.
Speaker 5And it's the grin. Yeah, it's taking a nice little whiff of this right. Scratch and get it stuck in there, oh my god not the drip to.
Speaker 1Okay, I know Thanksgiving's happened already, but only We'll make sure to play this next Thanksgiving for all the family.
Speaker 5This is to balance out all the people that decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving. Thank you, yes, I'm talking to you, tara.
Speaker 1And Her side of the family.
Speaker 4But not, but not you, that was. He won't let me.
Speaker 1The day after fucking Halloween, not kidding.
Speaker 5Yeah, I refuse, I refuse to acknowledge it. She put everything up and my kids are like oh, look at the Christmas lights. I'm like what lights?
Speaker 1what do you know?
Speaker 5I don't see anything, don't say anything, hey after Thanksgiving I'm like look what your mom did. She did all this in a day.
Speaker 6It's magic magic.
Speaker 5Here we go. My wife calls me a lot of names. They're all deserved.
Speaker 10All right, I'm making for a side of beef. There's a cell at the fish market. It ain't Thanksgiving without to me.
Speaker 5Even her, she's like.
Speaker 10If you want to get a little fruity, I'll feed your graves right off the vine. That's sweet. Thanksgiving is the bus time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Don't forget to drop a nut in the fire.
Speaker 3I know you're a little bit of a fan of the show.
Speaker 5What? Why does she look like she's constipated the whole time?
Speaker 1she's saying that's too Geraldine's. That's Geraldine's. Look right there.
Speaker 5That's just what she's got. That's a lot of food references.
Speaker 4You always dropping out in the pie.
Speaker 6I love Geraldine's. I want her to come to Christmas.
Speaker 10Oh, thanksgiving Is good, it's good.
Speaker 5There's a second verse.
Speaker 10She's excited. Oh, I'll set the corner. Go get a watermelon sugar. Oh, yeah, I'm need to. Macaroni needs a stern and a pot. Oh, I got an. All you can eat. Oh, and I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 5I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 10Watch it down with some tang in a beer.
Speaker 5This is the girl from the earlier video when she grew up. Let's get that same.
Speaker 10It's good. Oh my god for the way your sausage tastes. Oh, my blessings.
Speaker 5Whoever?
Speaker 10And don't forget to drop a oh thanks.
Speaker 1My goal for next season is get Geraldine on the podcast. And do a live performance of one of the songs.
Speaker 5That was special. That's one of those ones you send to people and it's like I had to see this. So so do you.
Speaker 6So the first time he showed us Geraldine I was real confused. Like is this chick legit? Like does she? Does she seriously think she's that good? Oh?
Speaker 5It's Pat from the old set.
Speaker 6I'm not enough, I'm good.
Speaker 1I like my her. Her take-talk account is Geraldine comedy, so she is very aware.
Speaker 6Gosh, she's funny shit. Take me the pound town, take me away. No, do you know she can?
Speaker 4get us with a clean view sure yeah. Hunter hunter in Jordan went he was like at your own bars.
Speaker 6Yeah, he went to criteria and then we went out bar hop, you were downtown.
Speaker 4I went to the collective but you went out, I didn't go like. You didn't go to Kyrie ugly 930, did you even go out? Right after work and then Look at you.
Speaker 1So she bought the shot and she's expecting something.
Speaker 3Oh no oh, no, oh no.
Speaker 5That'll really mess you up. It was a tax time.
Speaker 6First, of the 15th.
Speaker 5Oh, it must have just got the rebate, why?
Speaker 6stop hitting your dick oh.
Speaker 1You want to talk shit to me? Look at this. I'll hit my own dick, I'll even pick up us?
Speaker 6Oh no.
Speaker 5This is a you didn't understand it when someone said beat it, be like that's not what they meant guys, drugs are bad. You tell me to close this gate, like.
Speaker 6Like some more.
Speaker 2Hey, what are you?
Speaker 6Can I, brian, can I get you anything?
Speaker 5I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 4Watch her like water in take a water water.
Speaker 6Yeah, do not continue without me.
Speaker 4You don't want a cell service.
Speaker 5She's not preaching, so you got to wait until she makes a motion with her hand and goes Little crop dusting.
Speaker 7Oh.
Speaker 1So few weekends ago. You know me and our brothers. We go up to how. What am I trying to say?
Speaker 4the yeah.
Speaker 1Tulsa to the old toy show vintage toys show. Yeah, and work at my back home and we stopped at a gas station to get, go and get some red you know snacks and a little la you who or something right home.
Speaker 1You and Hunter and Eric are out of the car. The going in, I'm stepping out, I go. Hey, dan, you want anything inside? He goes now. I already got a drink right here, I'm good. And as I'm getting out of the car, before I close a car door and shut him in, shutting man with the fart and I locked the windows before he could roll down.
Speaker 5You know what I do to my wife when we're driving down the road. If I bust one in the car, I roll her window down so the smell. I save it for the real rancid ones, though. Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 1Yeah, may we continue. You may continue now.
Speaker 6Do I miss something? Good, oh boy, read it out loud me as a girlfriend. Come over with tacos and we can watch a movie on Netflix. Are you asking for next Netflix and chill, I'm asking for tacos and dick. Yes, yes, also, when I say, feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty, that's what I mean.
Speaker 9Talk to the dick what.
Speaker 6Who and what? What is it someone, I know? No, it's a new one. Taylor, you got new dick.
Speaker 4Yeah, what off camera.
Speaker 6Oh my god, I am upset with you turn the camera away from her.
Speaker 3Stop it.
Speaker 6The tacos were so good.
Speaker 5Oh, I can't wait wait younger than the other way we can. Are you gonna get around to?
Speaker 7Today, today today tonight.
Speaker 5It's like yes, like like round two today, or just round two in general wait what is round to me.
Speaker 6Like are you gonna see him again?
Speaker 4Yeah, I think man the same day.
Speaker 6Yeah, did you wait? Did you see him today?
Speaker 2This was the other day no Thursday. It was.
Speaker 4Thursday, but not here, thinking it's a new one.
Speaker 5Multiple dates on Thursday. Let's dig into this. Let's have questions about Taylor, taylor. So how many guys did you have on Thursday?
Speaker 6No, no, really, taylor. How many guys did you have on Thursday? Why did you not tell me about it, and I'm really upset with you multiple.
Speaker 5That doesn't answer the question. I waited until 12. Oh, one, so there's an M.
Speaker 6There's an M, is it not M? No, and it's not be no. What's this one? Hey, hey, aaron, no.
Speaker 1No, okay, let's.
Speaker 6Really I'm. I am hurt that I was not informed, that's all what she do gonna send you video. No, she text me, she tells me what's happening.
Speaker 5So he just raised his leg.
Speaker 6Girl, look at this position. You ever heard of the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 5my hip hurts got this calendar and we just scratched us off. We try something new.
Speaker 2Grace what he's in.
Speaker 1Then did he look like this oh, I'm gonna say okay, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5I'm gonna say not if she's going back for round two.
Speaker 6I'm so excited. Yes, I love her, that's.
Speaker 1Okay, let me. Let me introduce this clip real quick and I want to say I am so fucking happy I never had to do the fucking elf on the shelf.
Speaker 4Oh, I'm doing that right now.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ, because this shit right here, I would kick my kids out of the house. I don't care if they're four. I don't give a shit, my god, here we go.
Speaker 6Oh no, they have the elf.
Speaker 10Oh no I thought somebody got hurt.
Speaker 6I don't know if mom's don't realize it. What the fuck.
Speaker 3I've had to do that the other day. Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4So you're accidentally hit it when he was riding the scooter and it was on the Christmas tree, the side of his arm, full panic.
Speaker 5She yelling. He can't fly anymore.
Speaker 4Yes, he can't fly back to the North Pole.
Speaker 1You got to touch. Show me where you touch.
Speaker 4I said, no, it was accident. So it's fine if it's an accident, and so then Molly's like accident if I get this pin, can I touch the elf? I'm like stop.
Speaker 6How old are your kids?
Speaker 5mine right uh 19, 13 and 11 god damn, they're big. I'm old.
Speaker 1Your nephews are 26 and 23.
Speaker 4I know what I expected would be like eight 12 You're like 19, 12 is in the middle of 13 and 11 so yeah, close, that's true.
Speaker 6You're living your best life right now.
Speaker 1That was Taylor after the bar.
Speaker 2Or was it?
Speaker 5or after a she went out after hours and she was like.
Speaker 6Taylor doesn't wear lipstick.
Speaker 9But a does.
Speaker 1That was right before a came over.
Speaker 6Alice, I just need names. She didn't bang your car, that's my car's name.
Speaker 5The good news is you'll be out of the cloud soon. It's uh.
Speaker 1Uh.
Speaker 5You can almost smell it like I mean.
Speaker 4Daniel. Oh no, I'm gonna fart right before that. That happened to Daniel.
Speaker 1Who wears fucking sandals on a roller coaster.
Speaker 6Are you supposed to take your shoes off?
Speaker 5It could be worse. It's like the one where they're spinning around and someone Puked. Oh my god everybody comes out in a junk and like, have you seen the one where the girl's getting like getting an adjustment? And he's in and like her and isn't her face, his face like right, right up in her.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh, I would die, and my chiropractor is very attractive, so I would die.
Speaker 1Oh my god, I hope that. I hope that happens to you. I hope it doesn't.
Speaker 6Oh, gotta wait, she's got a pee Sorry all this. I need you to take your phone and text me.
Speaker 4I have a mom bladder. Okay, I have a mom bladder.
Speaker 1She doesn't want to text you her peeing activities.
Speaker 6It's not the peeing activities. It's the pee activities yeah.
Speaker 5I was gonna say the peeing activities. Yeah, that's, that's the activity she wants.
Speaker 1Hey, for me as dickpink.
Speaker 6No, I don't want to see the dickpink.
Speaker 3I shall rate it on the scale of one to two.
Speaker 6And my husband is the measure. Who are their dicks am I looking at? That's what you go, shane, come here.
Speaker 1So let me compare it Lucky Taylor.
Speaker 6I wouldn't be with you this long if I didn't like your dick so. So there's that. There you go, buddy.
Speaker 5The dreaded vote of confidence.
Speaker 6There you go, buddy. Don't do that, don't call him buddy anymore. Good job, buddy.
Speaker 1Good job.
Speaker 9He's low five you started that.
Speaker 1You started that, so you deserved what.
Speaker 2I said Nope, yeah my show. We don't do that.
Speaker 1You got any uh Projects book coming up?
Speaker 5No, I'm, I'm working on a short film right now. The script for it, nice, based on. So I hate it that social media like shows you, like the recommended stuff, but I came across one that that I was like, oh, that would be hilarious, so nice, yeah, yeah it's yeah, I've.
Speaker 1I've had to learn to Be patient during the. It's like a roller coaster. It seems like, um, I won't have anything booked for a little bit and then all of a sudden it comes in like a wave and I'm like, okay, now I gotta Work schedules filming. Okay, let me how to. How do I get it all Scheduled out?
Speaker 5I had several projects where the only time that they that they wanted me to shoot were days that I had stuff Out of town scheduled for work. That I that I was not cancelable, right yeah, I was going to a convention in alabama and I got off the plane in houston and got a call from agent how fast can you get back?
Speaker 6I was like what are you all talking about? Just Filming, book and product actor stuff.
Speaker 2I tried to take a picture, but it's not working exactly see it tried like not a dick pic.
Speaker 6Wait or did. Or a dick pic is it? Whatever, I don't have a dick?
Speaker 4I don't have a dick pic.
Speaker 1Is the file size too big?
Speaker 9Watch this hand man.
Speaker 5Is that travon? He wasn't a two-pump chop.
Speaker 1Can you send multiple gigs, was it?
Speaker 6better than? Was it? Better than b? Yeah, yes, she hesitated real well, because I went to high school with b and I was sad At the feedback.
Speaker 5She's getting weak in the knees and you're just talking about it. She, just, she just leaned back like yeah, it was a Thursday night I.
Speaker 2Approved. I approve.
Speaker 6What I was like? Is that the tick tock?
Speaker 5Oh, that was Taylor.
Speaker 6Do it again a house.
Speaker 1Tour you well if you be quiet.
Speaker 4Okay, it is so embarrassing when you do it and the air gets in there and you leave yeah, that happened the other day.
Speaker 6I mean, he was going good.
Speaker 5Why are you letting your roommate film this?
Speaker 1So, you know that fart started well before she pulled the phone out.
Speaker 6Oh, yeah, like holy shit.
Speaker 4Yeah, I would let someone do that absolutely.
Speaker 6Whoever you want to see where I live, this is the bedroom.
Speaker 1It's pretty chill.
Speaker 10I mean, it was hard getting the You'll bed, up the stairs and everything, but it's all.
Speaker 5What's wrong? Oh yeah, you'll bed upstairs and everything but it's, all.
Speaker 3Oh. Oh.
Speaker 1Oh, I think his timing was off. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 6Oh Well, what one was weird.
Speaker 1When you came back from the great war, you had to get A Mickey Mouse. That too, that Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 6It wasn't evil, I believe.
Speaker 1That's it.
Speaker 6Oh.
Speaker 4My god, is that real?
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 6God, please go to urgent care white women can't jump either.
Speaker 5Wow, can't land either.
Speaker 6Oh shit, have I ever told you how good your cooking is? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1I know her.
Speaker 6Do you really know her? Yes, shit.
Speaker 1Kelly tell her cooking is shit.
Speaker 5Oh, he said no episode of oh shit have I?
Speaker 8ever told you how good your cooking is? No, I don't think so. Why the fuck do you still cook?
Speaker 5No, she lives in Texas.
Speaker 2It's the one I'm watching it up.
Speaker 5If it's what I'm thinking of, yeah, how long have you been married?
Speaker 6They're questions to me.
Speaker 5I don't know, I don't know her like a, like you don't know her biblically no. No.
Speaker 6Does she have terrible cooking? Is she?
Speaker 5I don't know. I never cared to know, never ate her cooking, oh, you never ate her.
Speaker 4He never ate her biscuit.
Speaker 1Cooking tastes the best. Take me around. Take me away. Are you done?
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 5I was thinking about it, but no.
Speaker 2That's bride when he leaves tonight yeah that's you.
Speaker 5No, I own that. You're gonna go go.
Speaker 1Do they have a ring? Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5Here we go for a second finish him.
Speaker 1I can't wait to be an old lady like that I wish the letters were too far up for her to grab Shit creepy shit.
Speaker 5They start opening the garage to where she can't get him and just stops you like she's.
Speaker 3That is something y'all would do.
Speaker 6This is something new, Eric. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1Well, we walk around like at home or hobby lobby, and they got just the separate letters. I'll do like poop, you know boner.
Speaker 5He's the one that sets all the bears up in positions.
Speaker 6That's why we're not Make up eating each other out. That's why we could never have an elf on a show, because it was because it would oh if we had ever had one, it had Barbie. It'd be humping all the moose that we had kids.
Speaker 1It's a new morning. Let's go see what elf is fucking this morning.
Speaker 3All these toys.
Speaker 1I was debating about putting this guy in the tick tock batch.
Speaker 6He would have won that would have been an unfair competition.
Speaker 9Ted Taylor's like that's what I think you can come home with me, boy.
Speaker 4There fella. I'm doing that next time in the bathroom though Come shit at my place, come shit at my place.
Speaker 8I got him a day, let me hold you night, so don't waste. I work me home tonight. I don't want to shit my pants.
Speaker 5But I think I might. It makes up for his eyes.
Speaker 4I know I'm looking over here. I'm gonna make my eyes, Two lazy eyes.
Speaker 6They'll make it right.
Speaker 5I sold all my stock and toilet paper. I don't have any more showman stock. That's the intro. I'm Shane take me out.
Speaker 1This is gonna be us at the real talent studio.
Speaker 5We got white people dancing Christmas party next Friday.
Speaker 1This is what we can expect, here we go.
Speaker 5This is another one of those deals.
Speaker 10Somebody spent way too much time lining up so many days.
Speaker 5Taylor's like, yeah, I'm gonna do that. Send that video to me so I can practice. She's like.
Speaker 3I can't even dance. No, I can't do that.
Speaker 6I'm gonna do a video where it's like Dude's at church dancing like that.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 4And it's like hard rock. No.
Speaker 6I can't dance like that, god damn. I've seen it with the club.
Speaker 5I've seen this one.
Speaker 6Why are?
Speaker 5we doing this? This is Taylor. Yeah, just wait, you'll see which one.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 3That's me and A, you and A so it was on your back.
Speaker 5It wasn't even when it was supposed to go.
Speaker 6He's really just wiping his butt hole on her, that's alright.
Speaker 5That golden dude is no longer golden.
Speaker 1No longer golden, and that, and that, gentleman, is how you Assert dominance. So you meet someone new, just do that.
Speaker 6Assert your dominance.
Speaker 5That's how we got married.
Speaker 6He helped my back and I said well, that's how it is Happy holidays from toasters and mooses Similar to the.
Speaker 5I liked it, so it's mine yeah.
Speaker 1I drowned it first.
Speaker 6It's mine.
Speaker 3Dibs.
Speaker 5Aggressively, I liked it so much. Is that similar to how that?
Speaker 6That's actually how we got married, whoa.
Speaker 4Oh no, the other dog was like get the fuck off me.
Speaker 2It's like Again.
Speaker 5Everything goes back to Christmas vacation, especially at this time. If he just lays into you, it's best to just Let it hash.
Speaker 2Got a little.
Speaker 5Mississippi leg hound in you.
Speaker 1Why? Why is her hair always Tangled up on the page? It's so sticky. And Maddie back there.
Speaker 6Oh no.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 6Christmas biscuits Like Christmas tree people Christmas here on my. Christmas.
Speaker 5The fuck, let's go, we really will just make anybody famous.
Speaker 6Only For my soul mate.
Speaker 1I'm gonna start putting Biscuit ornaments on people's Christmas trees.
Speaker 6I need you to send me that video so I can send it to my boss, the biscuit one.
Speaker 9The biscuit one. Christmas biscuits.
Speaker 3On my plate.
Speaker 4Does that how you decorate your Biscuit?
Speaker 6The jazzle.
Speaker 4The jazzle. You wanna get a little Christmas tree.
Speaker 1Shave it to Christmas tree. Mind you some valter.
Speaker 4Cause they say it's candy, candy. I like it.
Speaker 6I need the Yoshi sound.
Speaker 4Val, you wanna come here and talk about this, or do you?
Speaker 1like her acting. I told you, the best expectations is to have no expectations.
Speaker 4Just hoping you was warned.
Speaker 1She ain't squirtin, I think I heard she ain't squirtin.
Speaker 6Is that what I heard?
Speaker 5You heard that.
Speaker 6That lady Christmas biscuits.
Speaker 9She ain't squirtin. She ain't squirtin.
Speaker 1She squirted a lot.
Speaker 6Right in the face. That's what I'm afraid of every time I open a bottle of Perseco.
Speaker 4Is that?
Speaker 6your squirt.
Speaker 4No, I'm gonna get hit in the mouth Still, this is not going the way you thought it was. She was gonna say something else, nope.
Speaker 10My baby you give me, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1What a bitch how do you do that to Oma?
Speaker 6I would have done it.
Speaker 5I can't even out to that to Graham any day of the week? What?
Speaker 1She leaned into it, though. Watch Graham's at the end, though, she's still like she ain't squirtin, she ain't squirtin.
Speaker 10No, baby you give me, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get hit.
Speaker 4How you?
Speaker 5standing water board somewhere.
Speaker 4I'm thirsty, ahhhh, refreshing, what the fuck.
Speaker 3What was that?
Speaker 1Becky thought she could deep throw.
Speaker 3Yeah, becky, you bitch.
Speaker 5She pulled the casing off Cause it was limp. When it came out the back the last time, oh my god, she snapped into a Slim Jim.
Speaker 9Oh yeah, oh yeah, snap into a Slim Jim Brother.
Speaker 6Can you make that a sound? She snapped into a Slim Jim.
Speaker 3Oh no.
Speaker 1Oh shit. First of all, you know how I know this is bullshit the ice cream machine is always broken.
Speaker 6It's always broken Cause these bitches are breaking it Fucking deep throw.
Speaker 2Vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 5That's a oxymoron.
Speaker 4What is?
Speaker 1You can't do that.
Speaker 6You're a soft serve.
Speaker 4No deep throw white.
Speaker 3Yeah, you can.
Speaker 4What do?
Speaker 3you mean Whoa Is she carrying it? This one's great she got two fistfuls of it.
Speaker 2What the fuck.
Speaker 6What is that? Why are you still laying there?
Speaker 3Why is she coming out? Why was she coming out of her mouth? We gotta spit her.
Speaker 6She's not a lady. She doesn't swallow.
Speaker 5Yeah, put it together man Bigger diamonds.
Speaker 4I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1She spit herself into a facial.
Speaker 5Like, and you just sit there and laugh and not move.
Speaker 7So fucking gross.
Speaker 6What the fuck just happened. What the fuck? Why were they at the circle? Was that a circle jerk that I just saw?
Speaker 3Do it again.
Speaker 1Do the circle jerk again.
Speaker 6Did he just tongue his ear? No, he's telling them why. You don't laugh at that, hey, sam.
Speaker 4Oh my god.
Speaker 5One day, y'all will have them train like I do.
Speaker 6Oh shit, fuck her, that's right.
Speaker 1Why are you rolling down the street, oh?
Speaker 5my god. But it's flooded with your windows down you get what you deserve At that point, that's just.
Speaker 6Play stupid games, get stupid prices.
Speaker 5It's exactly right.
Speaker 9Dude, I told you not to bother me while I'm listening to Andre's 3000's new flute album dude.
Speaker 3What did I say? What the fuck. God, I don't wanna appreciate true art anymore.
Speaker 5The sons of anarchy shirking.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 6You couldn't do that.
Speaker 5You couldn't do that hey bro, like Just a shot dude.
Speaker 9Anyways, I'm gonna get back into this, so if you need me, just text me my phones on silent mode, but I'll check it when I'm done listening to this Andre 3000 flute album. Okay, dude.
Speaker 3Fuck.
Speaker 6Andre 3000 flute album. No, that's a real thing. Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 1me.
Speaker 5No, that's a real thing.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 6Flutes, skinflute she says no.
Speaker 4That's a different channel.
Speaker 1That's on live.
Speaker 6That's Andre's 696969.
Speaker 5That's an audition for your show.
Speaker 4You are hired.
Speaker 6Tell me he doesn't have arms.
Speaker 1No, he does. He's just showing you a new talent.
Speaker 7Oh.
Speaker 1Actually I don't know that Wow, I'm impressed.
Speaker 5What are you doing at home? It's like you know what I'm gonna see. If I can do this, I am more than intrigued Hi.
Speaker 2He's just in his nose.
Speaker 5She might ask for a hall pass Shane as you should.
Speaker 6You should use your nose. The spacing is appropriate. Use your nose be your mouth. I'm watching. Like I'm even okay the fact that he doesn't have a neck.
Speaker 3What does that mouth do? The fuck.
Speaker 4No, sir, she's just recording this. I would oh my.
Speaker 1And that wiener dog's got a shadow.
Speaker 4Oh, it's another one, another wiener Stop.
Speaker 5Oh my god.
Speaker 1That might be grounds for divorce. Will you get your dog spayed and neutered please?
Speaker 4Yeah, come on this is a public service announcement.
Speaker 6I really like the caption please don't think of me any differently.
Speaker 1If you don't get him neutered, this might happen.
Speaker 5Is this a look from Thursday night, uh?
Speaker 6Kinda he didn't know what to do. That's tonight.
Speaker 4I thought, girls like this. He. Hey, what happens in mustang?
Speaker 5Typically ends up with medication, that's so accurate?
Speaker 3Are you guys going to JoJo's?
Speaker 6Alright, it's probably just coming over Over what.
Speaker 5What we don't go out in public.
Speaker 4What? Why you should Not there yet Fuckin' in private you fucking public we're gonna end on a.
Speaker 1Wish we're gonna end on a bang Wait are we done?
Speaker 4No, not yet.
Speaker 1We got tiktok bachelors. Uh oh here we go Just getting the mood, let's set it right.
Speaker 4Shake she tan.
Speaker 6I did send her a chocolate, grandpa, the other day, whoa.
Speaker 4Do we need?
Speaker 5bachelors anymore Hopefully from starfish.
Speaker 9Oh, so you're a mom. That just means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight. I love him.
Speaker 5It's Balthasar, brat from the.
Speaker 9Sikable. My mom just cleaned my sheets. You wanna help me get them dirty again? Awe Glass of bourbon, cause you're mature, smooth and I'm definitely gonna be pounding it tonight. Is your name winter? Cause you'll be coming soon. I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down. Do you work at subway, mama? Cause you just gave me a footlong. Are you my dirty dishes? Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be Alright, let's just take a second.
Speaker 5Did you pay attention to his shirt? Stink wrinkle? No, I couldn't get past that mustache.
Speaker 4That's what he's hoping for. It worked.
Speaker 5Hey mama.
Speaker 3So it's really upsetting.
Speaker 2Oh god.
Speaker 7Nipples.
Speaker 9What a good pause.
Speaker 6What's really upsetting is that Shane sends me.
Speaker 9Those tiktoks often, and I think he's genuinely trying to flirt.
Speaker 6That's like me flirting, that's like what I do. That's the problem People are laughing, oh my god.
Speaker 4I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6I'm gonna go, I don't know.
Speaker 5I don't know either. I just remembered I've got four wives. I can't make it, I don't know how people worry more.
Speaker 4My sister's wife said no, oh yeah though.
Speaker 5Messure Is this a Groovy's. I have a story.
Speaker 6We have stories.
Speaker 5It's like Alice Cooper.
Speaker 6With a. Like one of those push up body suits. Like his moves are all pushed up with Perky. I like it. I would wear that.
Speaker 5Like.
Speaker 6What's his wife's team? I?
Speaker 5think Jack Sparrow's boots. Yeah, this is why the rum's gone.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 8I live in a town where there's like no emo girls and non-scene girls.
Speaker 5Listen Adam Lambert.
Speaker 9Sucks. It's all these basic bitches. My Taylor Swift. Oh, I just really pissed.
Speaker 1God, you want an emo boy? No, okay he's out.
Speaker 4You don't want to talk him off the ledge every other hour. No.
Speaker 6You might be.
Speaker 5Let's see who we got next for you Introduce him to Biggie and Pac, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the winner right there.
Speaker 4You got moves, we got a booty. Oh, break it down, boy.
Speaker 6Okay, oh yeah. Actually, what's up with his nose? His nose is the most upsetting thing I can't see really so I didn't even look at him. Yeah, it's like a Whoville nose.
Speaker 7Oh my.
Speaker 9The way he is sparkling. Is that a real?
Speaker 4life humor His dentures fall out.
Speaker 5No, those are real teeth.
Speaker 1I want to know Is he jacking it as he's singing?
Speaker 6Why is he shaking so much? I think he has the dodo up his butt. Can you back it up?
Speaker 5This is Steve Manson, charlie's brother.
Speaker 9I don't really know if you need to see this one At the beginning to get the gist of it. But here you go. I don't Way sparkling, seriously, hmm, against your skin so bright.
Speaker 5How does his regular voice sound? Like one of those voice boxes, yeah.
Speaker 4From smoking.
Speaker 5They're smoking cigarette.
Speaker 1Stephen Hawking is my idol. I'm telling all my nieces and nephews this is Santa Claus, santa.
Speaker 5Crumpus. No, he's.
Speaker 6Crumpus.
Speaker 1Crumpus.
Speaker 5That's the lesser known cousin that guy wants a skin suit.
Speaker 6He puts the lotion on his skin. No the skin he needs some sun.
Speaker 2Fuck me.
Speaker 7Fuck me Already standing Are you?
Speaker 4Oh, the grass. What is going on?
Speaker 1In our. In the horror movie we're gonna write. That's gonna be a song right there, the girl in the middle is one of my favorites, though, that would terrify me.
Speaker 5He's the one that makes it through the movie the girl in the middle is really one of my favorites Set fire.
Speaker 10To the rain. She wants me poor as.
Speaker 7Is it?
Speaker 9burned as a cry. You missed a whole verse.
Speaker 6He's just singing at the store.
Speaker 10My name.
Speaker 6My name what?
Speaker 7And I set fire To the rain.
Speaker 9You're not setting fire.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 6Just because it burns when you beat.
Speaker 5Doesn't mean it's burnt.
Speaker 1You do not have rain proof matches, but Just because it buttons.
Speaker 5Doesn't mean it fits.
Speaker 6With his, with his Walmart shoes, my college shirt.
Speaker 1Still fits me, man. I wore this freshman year Freshman year in college At OU.
Speaker 6Those are women's jeans.
Speaker 4Bad boy streak about me that women notice and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 9I'm a bad boy rebel that can't be tamed and some women see that and they go Challenge. No, thank you, you know it's much easier.
Speaker 3To focus on the women that find you attractive. This is plenty of fish Introduction video.
Speaker 1Like my mom, I'm pretty sure this was on his my space.
Speaker 6Yeah, my space dating.
Speaker 10Too much confidence in myself.
Speaker 5The fact that you have any confidence in yourself is amazing. You wear your chocos, yeah.
Speaker 1I'll be right back.
Speaker 4I'll be right back.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 5That's right, except for my dominatrix.
Speaker 1And it's spiked. I bet he thinks he's a vampire.
Speaker 10I literally ate an entire Party-sized bread of nacho cheese.
Speaker 9Doritos.
Speaker 1Doritos. That's how he got his hair slicked back With his little fingers.
Speaker 6Who's he looking at? I don't know what he's looking at.
Speaker 1He also has two lazy eyes.
Speaker 4I think he has two cameras, so he's sharing between us.
Speaker 6He's a chameleon People stop reading. Yes, too late. His dad is his brother cousin.
Speaker 10Oh, pulling up to your mama's house.
Speaker 2I'm a lunch break for a second.
Speaker 1Helping a coach.
Speaker 2What's it say?
Speaker 1Shaved, shaved and deprived.
Speaker 6Squeezing chocolate milk. Porno-paps Shaved and deprived. Geritol jugs. Geritol jugs.
Speaker 5Billy Madison.
Speaker 6And some Winston's.
Speaker 5Snack, not the snake.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, buddy, check my pops.
Speaker 5I gotta go do this for you both.
Speaker 6Bolin tonight he's gonna practice on you.
Speaker 4Don't lick your lips, say you're helping a coach. Wow, yo, what's up girl.
Speaker 6Show us some Riz.
Speaker 1Best pickup lines.
Speaker 8Come home with me and I promise You'll be seeing shooting stars tonight, girl. No, it'll be extra bright. God damn girl, I'm gonna come over down by my crib. I'll give you good time. You know what I mean? Girl, you hitting that shit? Hell yeah, come on girl, I'll give you good time, good pickup lines bro. What you doing, girl? What you doing, babe, is that, matt Damon, look a damn stun, stun you like the player, cause I'll be a big player tonight. Oh my god.
Speaker 6What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5Stop talking.
Speaker 6I'll be a big player tonight On Floor night.
Speaker 1He even pauses the video so he can Recomposure himself. Oh wait, it's still going.
Speaker 3Hey girl, cause I'm making stink.
Speaker 1You like dinosaurs?
Speaker 6cause, that's our.
Speaker 1Is this a song? You're in the future.
Speaker 3You like dinosaurs, cause I make you extinct.
Speaker 5What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 8I wanna put my long neck In you tonight. I would like.
Speaker 6To rape you with a bottle. That's what I heard. I'd like to put my long neck Into you. Long neck, like lay it before time. I'm gonna put my little foot in your mouth. Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3Sarah, no, no they call me. Petrie, that's right. Yep, yep, yep, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 5Yeah, this is Ron Jeremy. Before this is new winky man.
Speaker 3Young winky man.
Speaker 6Oh no, that was a fast winky man. Look at the curve on that thumb. Look at the curve on that thumb.
Speaker 3That thumb. Oh yeah, yeah, oh, I like him.
Speaker 1I like him, I like the mustache With the tiktok bachelors that we call this guy the winky man.
Speaker 6Winky man.
Speaker 1He's Middle Eastern and he basically is doing what that guy is doing, but this guy is Stopping. Winky man and I was like I gotta put this in here. Oh, I love new winky man, it's not just the guys either.
Speaker 6Is there a girl? Winky man? Yes, oh yeah, she's so good.
Speaker 1I like her plot, that's where she gets it wrong.
Speaker 2She closed her eye all the way.
Speaker 4He always does the half he doesn't close it all the way so little thumbs down on her.
Speaker 6I hit it though. She's got long fingers. She's got long fingers. Yes, yeah, ooh the eye contact, except your heart's on the other side.
Speaker 4But who's looking right? I like the hairy chest yeah.
Speaker 1I wonder if that's real. It looks real.
Speaker 5I remember seeing this.
Speaker 6I remember seeing this TikTok, and it was her Halloween costume, that's good, and she said she would go home, something like she said she would go home With any man that knew who she was supposed to be.
Speaker 4That's dangerous, but which makes?
Speaker 6me question the kind of men she goes home with, but whatever, and why she's discriminating.
Speaker 3No, yes, yes.
Speaker 4Is that Winky man with the jerry?
Speaker 6can it kinda is.
Speaker 5I'm pretty sure I just slipped the disc.
Speaker 9In my lower back, saddam Jose.
Speaker 7Do you see that.
Speaker 6That swinging hammer to slap and neat move goes hard, juan Jeremy. Juan Jeremy, wow, they actually put that. So who's it gonna be? Who are you picking this week?
Speaker 3The young Winky. Oh, young Winky man.
Speaker 4I pick A, but young Winky.
Speaker 1A. So, let's talk about.
Speaker 5A Can we.
Speaker 1We're gonna close the show talking about A.
Speaker 4No, we're talking about Ryan.
Speaker 6Ryan I've been called worse.
Speaker 5Ryan, ryan, there's no four letter word associated with it, so it's fine. I've only been sitting next to you for two hours Doing a no my name.
Speaker 6Oh my god Jesus.
Speaker 1She is slightly.
Speaker 10It's Ryan.
Speaker 3My name is Ryan. My name is. Jeff.
Speaker 6My name is Jeff. Diego.
Speaker 2I want any hot chicken Coffee cup.
Speaker 3Oh boy.
Speaker 5That one caught her up the guard a little bit.
Speaker 6Brian. As an actor, this is a very important question. What's your favorite movie of all time? Yeah, take the glasses off of that one.
Speaker 1Beep, I was just killing something I was real quick, ryan, that's tough.
Speaker 6What's your favorite movie of all time and why is?
Speaker 5it the notebook, I mean, I know mine, it's not. Um man, I don't know that I can pick just one, but Christmas Vacation will be my movie.
Speaker 6Oh.
Speaker 5I love that. That movie is fantastic, so I had never seen that movie until I met him For real.
Speaker 6Your parents didn't see it till like last year. I know.
Speaker 4Literally. Last year I took him to theaters.
Speaker 6I really think her parents kind of hated her.
Speaker 7When she was growing up For not showing those movies.
Speaker 6Disney. That's all I watched was Disney.
Speaker 1I'm not on your teenager Disney, and she even likes what's the old show, the old show.
Speaker 4Mike Christmas.
Speaker 1Come on, you know Lawrence Welk.
Speaker 4That one.
Speaker 6Casey.
Speaker 1And she wonders why she was picked on in school.
Speaker 6That's rude. I was picked on in school. That is so mean of you. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1Because people would be like. Hey, I'm gonna spend the night at Casey's house and oh, what you all do last night. She maybe watch Lawrence.
Speaker 6Welk. We had to watch Lawrence Welk and wear Mom's Moo Moos. No, I wear Moos now.
Speaker 1I wore a Moo Moo one night.
Speaker 6I know y'all clucking weirdos. Calf Tans An Afghan.
Speaker 1No, they're clear Calf Tans and dad calls them Afghanist Tans. You guys are going too f***. I just had to make up for it.
Speaker 5You should just have a remote in your hand.
Speaker 1I know I should know I'll just do this. That'll be our new sensor sound.
Speaker 5Hold on, push the button real quick. No.
Speaker 6I'm kidding which one? Okay so.
Speaker 5It's not really my favorite movie.
Speaker 6It's the one that's just in your head right now.
Speaker 5I did just from time of year.
Speaker 4I love the Lost Boys.
Speaker 6That's my favorite movie.
Speaker 4I can watch it anytime, anytime. I've seen it so many times that every time I'm like I try to make the kids watch it. The other day and they were like I can't watch it. I think there's a kid in it.
Speaker 5It's fine, that's the bar we've got to sit.
Speaker 1There's a kid in this movie you can watch it?
Speaker 5Yeah, but he's just watch it, it's fine.
Speaker 1What are the brothers?
Speaker 4The Frogger.
Speaker 1Brothers.
Speaker 6Oh, that's a good movie.
Speaker 1I do like that movie. Favorite movie Silence of the Lambs. That's another one I will watch Favorite movie of all time, goonies is a favorite.
Speaker 4The Goonies is good too, I haven't made them watch that in a while.
Speaker 1The Goonies.
Speaker 4I did at one point, but they didn't.
Speaker 1They didn't get it.
Speaker 6They need to come over, they need to come over and have an aunt and uncle night and watch Goonies with us.
Speaker 4They probably won't. Does that mean mom gets to go out?
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 4Is it a?
Speaker 6party.
Speaker 1You get to go to sugars.
Speaker 4Is that a waxing place?
Speaker 1Yeah, go in there and ask if you can get waxed.
Speaker 4I don't know. They'll wax Should we go to a strip club.
Speaker 5Yes.
Speaker 6I don't want to see boobies. The kids can come over with. Uncle Shane.
Speaker 4We go see boobies.
Speaker 1And then you two go to sugars. Do you like it when you're violent old?
Speaker 4Yeah, brian will come too, why not?
Speaker 3He's getting waxed at the sugars.
Speaker 5I would like to think that my standards are higher than that.
Speaker 6They're not here. You are my trips, guys Playhouse.
Speaker 4You.
Speaker 5No, I want to come home. I want to come home.
Speaker 4Don't want to be cornholed.
Speaker 6If you could be in any movie, like a remake or whatever, what character would you want to play? And it can't be Christmas vacation.
Speaker 5No, but Anthony Hopkins in like Best World. It would be fun to do.
Speaker 4Best World, yeah, like the HBO. Thing.
Speaker 6Taylor, we only watched the first season.
Speaker 4I'd be Helen Hunt in Twister.
Speaker 2That's good.
Speaker 7I think, Twitter.
Speaker 1I thought I was going to say somebody in Thelma and Louise.
Speaker 6I like Tornado who would you be?
Speaker 1Shane Hargis. I think I would want to be Bill Paxton, but not in twister to some aliens.
Speaker 2Would you?
Speaker 6do put her in charge. Aliens any of the alien franchise scares her. Fucking hate it.
Speaker 4I Prometheus no. I wish I go to bed, no.
Speaker 6Full on, damn near panic attack.
Speaker 4The robot guy is kind of weird, scares me and proud of his name.
Speaker 1But what about you makes me sad.
Speaker 6It would be Belle and beating the beast.
Speaker 4Oh, she just wants a piece to rammer also yeah.
Speaker 2I'll be right back.
Speaker 5She's gonna run away for sake peepee break after that.
Speaker 6Harry Weeder.
Speaker 1Oh, taylor didn't even know what she wanted for Christmas.
Speaker 4No, I don't hey. Hey, I don't need anything.
Speaker 6What are you hoping to see in the dirty scene?
Speaker 7Oh.
Speaker 1Personal vibrator.
Speaker 2She says towels earlier and I said that you know that dog.
Speaker 6I love a good towel, I would not be mad, if there was a nice towel.
Speaker 1I said I was fine for nice house. Yeah, I'm being serious. A bath sheet, I like the large one, I mean.
Speaker 4I like the large ones too, mm-hmm. But.
Speaker 6Have a large one, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's good, I can't believe I said that. What I like the large ones. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 4what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1I would want a very good camera for the podcast.
Speaker 4Can't afford it. Sorry, I know.
Speaker 1They're expensive for the, for the kind that would ask you to podcast can use for many, many years and it could double, as if I wanted to Write scripts and do my own short films as well. It could do that, but well. I see in a well, well, I'm saying, I ain't bringing that I can know that I saw a Santa's pink count and it can't handle that.
Speaker 6Santa said, that's nice yeah.
Speaker 1Keep dreaming.
Speaker 4I'm in a weird state. I don't know. I don't like need anything, you know, I just need to.
Speaker 1We don't actually need anything.
Speaker 4Mm-hmm, I'm, there's probably something thought about, but I don't write it down, no, remember. You know, maybe I wanted a heated blanket, but I already asked Daniel's mom for that, so you still get presents from your ex-mother-in-law.
Speaker 1Yeah, she loves me, it's nice, she's very nice.
Speaker 4He's nice, he's so nice.
Speaker 7She is nice.
Speaker 4She makes me stocking as me gift over here.
Speaker 6Oh, that's sweet. We're doing stocking like we're, instead of drawing names here. Here we're doing like for. Christmas morning, no Lambert for us and all four of the kids were drawing names for stockings.
Speaker 4Hmm, I love it. It's talking. I did too. Yeah, that's why it's kind of thing for us. I was like man, a good stocking. You can put all kinds of things in there. That would have been fun. Scratch offs, candy dildos vibes vibes vibes, vibes, vibrators.
Speaker 1You put out there buddy shake it out Brian.
Speaker 4But all kinds of things in a good stocking, that's right. Fuzzy socks, oh, ky oh.
Speaker 6I have a good KY stockings if we have time for it.
Speaker 4We always have time for a good KY story. So I went to CVS the other day Okay, why no? I was getting prescription and there was does a know about that.
Speaker 2I'll try I.
Speaker 5What are the list of side effects and see if we can guess.
Speaker 4There was this older, not older, but maybe like.
Speaker 1Taylor went to CVS to get a prescription field. I.
Speaker 4Thought it was interesting, but maybe it's not. But anyway, there was an older guy, maybe in his 50s, and a younger gentlemen, maybe 20 something, and the they looked a little tweaky, little tweaky for Mustang a little tweaky, it was a little too much. So I'm like keeping an eye. Yeah, you gotta watch those.
Speaker 1And so be aware of your surroundings, get my stuff.
Speaker 4A couple other things. They're checking out right in front of me and it's still very like tweaky and they're talking very loud and so it's just very uncomfortable for me. Yeah, but as soon as I get up there after they leave, the guy hasn't cleared their like thing on the screen and it said that they bought KY jelly. Is he married and he's Doing drugs with this gay man and they're having sex in the parking lot? Oh my god, it must hang America. No, that's how I want the parking lot.
Speaker 5This is not a movie I've seen before. Are you? Are you finished with that? Is that?
Speaker 6the warming Does that tingle, do you like it? So?
Speaker 1we're doing so.
Speaker 6We last longer get stars when I get a review.
Speaker 4Go through the self-checkout. Yeah, oh yeah why do you make the guy ring that up?
Speaker 7and he was like 18, oh, I think I was playing being, it was like.
Speaker 1I think that's why they invented self-checkout. Yeah, so you could.
Speaker 6I think that's so stupid. Like a Walmart, when you go to just like buy mascara, yeah, you have to like put it in the box, or knocks in there Cuz people steal all of it.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can't even buy, but there's so much there's so much other little shit out there they could get to yeah, that's, that costs more than my mascara.
Speaker 4Yeah it's done, so that was my story. Uh I know what they were doing.
Speaker 6What advice, brian, would you give a young actor breaking into the scene?
Speaker 5I Definitely need to get into classes and and learn the craft, learn techniques that you would Whether it's scene study, improv, cold readings learn the business and Don't think, don't make it too big, don't make it bigger than what it is right. I've watched a few things where it's every time you get an audition, every time you get a chance to do something, it's a chance to to do work, it's a chance to Show what you can do and and a chance to Bring some sort of different Take to to a character, bring, bring some life to it right. So Just don't just I mean don't make it. Would it love the process? You can't, you can't fall in love with the finish nice with the finished product.
Speaker 5You have to love the process to get to where you want to go. The work is gonna suck sometimes, it's not. It's not fun all the time, but you have to love. You have to do it like you love it, the the work portion to get where you want to go.
Speaker 6So enjoy the four. Play down the climax.
Speaker 5Absolutely, you can enjoy it. You can enjoy the climax to well for sure.
Speaker 1And be Professional on set. Yeah, yeah, that's a big deal that doesn't mean that when we're on our breaks and whatever we got during JP we moved ourselves to a little corner of the room and we were talking so much shit, just bullshit, and talking like guys do.
Speaker 5Was funny but when, when it came to actually being on set, it's, it's work in professional, it is being professional, being being ready to go and and look, you have to Love what you're doing and not just want to be famous. Yeah, like and not see, not want to, not just be there to see yourself on on TV, but actually love the art form.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you've got a.
Speaker 5I mean when you, when you get into it and you really appreciate all of the Art forms within the overall art form, like just the lighting deal deal deal, the electrical, the Scene setup, the staging, the, the sound, just the different things that go all into that, the different different lenses that go with the cameras to get different shots, and that it's. It really is just a lot of a lot of arts that come together to form one big, one big puzzle awesome.
Speaker 1I've been so impressed by watching some of these crews work and the, the director of photography. How good they can just look at something and go I'm gonna need a light here, I'm gonna need this over there, I need this lens. Just watching how their brains are working in real time is amazing.
Speaker 5Yep, and it's awesome and, just looking at the camera, go. I need it, I need it. I need the light soft, softer, I need it hard, I need it more harsh. I need this shadow gone over here I can see like there are so many different things that that they see that we, that we as actors, if you don't, if you don't do the whole production side of it, we just, we, completely miss if we don't sit back and watch and it they move like a well oiled machine man, it's, it's, it's a thing of beauty to watch them work.
Speaker 4I feel like, if you don't like, enjoy it and you're just trying to be famous, that your acting is gonna come off as like fake. It's not gonna be natural if you're not just into it.
Speaker 5It can, and, and the other thing that I'll say is there's, there, are there, there are people on social media that that go out of their way to make you think that they're doing more than they are, and, and everybody can see it, everybody can tell like it's, it's obvious, it really is and you got to be coachable and listen to.
Speaker 4A lot of people can't do that.
Speaker 5Very much. If your agent tells you not to do something, don't do it.
Speaker 1Probably not.
Speaker 5I mean, if a more seasoned actor sees you doing something, it sees something that you've posted or sees something like that and comes to you and says, hey, you should probably not do this. There's probably a real good reason for it.
Speaker 7You know, what I mean, right.
Speaker 5And if one of the coaches comes to you and says, hey, you did this, you probably shouldn't do that again, you have to listen.
Speaker 4You can't be like argumentative with them.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1And positive crew. Take it all in stride.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1I mean, you're going to know of someone's actually being rude or whatever, but if it's, they're trying to help you. They kind of know an idea of what they're looking for. So just take the direction you know.
Speaker 5And and not every redirect is a shot at you. Yeah, like that. They may want to see something different. Okay. Great Cool. Just because you prepared it one way doesn't mean it's wrong. I mean there are billions of ways to do these things the right way, whether it's you know sides or you know all of that.
Speaker 2But yeah.
Speaker 6And if they see you do something, it may inspire them to take it a different direction.
Speaker 1Right, like you can, and also don't get frustrated, because I mean you may have you may be shooting a 30 second scene. They're going to do 20 takes of it. Don't get frustrated, just just go with it. I mean, you're there to watch.
Speaker 5You're there to work, so you know and don't get frustrated if it ends up on the cutting room floor. So you take like an hour and a half long movie, right, two hour movies, whatever. You've got 20 to 28 days, typically the footage that they're shooting, that they have to condense into that, yeah, that short timeframe. So you know, take all of the experiences that you've got and take and learn from them. You know whether it's how did the people that you were working with if you were working with you know named actors or whatever. How did they? What was their pre-scene prep? What did they do right before? How did they function during the scene? What did they do that you didn't expect that you could play off of that something that you could take and use for yourself, because, let's be honest, nobody's doing breaking ground on any new information at this point right.
Speaker 5We're all stealing something from somebody and adding it and putting our own little flavor to it.
Speaker 6And that's true with any art, I mean any kind of art. It's nothing's new, and if it is new, holy shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're going to see it everywhere. Seems kind of stressful yeah.
Speaker 5But if you at the beginning, when you're doing this, one of the more frustrating parts is that you may never get any feedback whatsoever on stuff that you do. So you can do an audition and never. You'll never hear anything unless you've been shortlisted, put on hold, put on a veil or called back or any of that right. You may not hear anything on it. And then you're like oh yeah, I auditioned for that project. When you see a trailer for it.
Speaker 6I guess I didn't get it. Yeah, oh no, what was it? Was it a tostitos commercial? No, you didn't land tostitos. It was a commercial that had a football player in it.
Speaker 1But the one, the commercial we saw, wasn't it?
Speaker 6Oh, okay.
Speaker 1But I was just saying oh yeah, I auditioned for it.
Speaker 6Yeah, the tostitos commercial like that, that kind of thing where I was like, oh, I did that audition. That's reservation, reservation dogs, reservation dogs We've seen several of that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Audition plenty of times for it Never landed anything but would watch and go hey, that's the part I auditioned for. But then I went. That guy did a good job.
Speaker 3Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1Oh, that guy did it better than me. Now I know why he? Got it.
Speaker 5And there's so many things that are outside of your control as an actor. For example, I had a show a very, very large show that I was put on a veil for a role, so it was down to me and, like one or two other guys for a role, I didn't get it. When the show came out, I watched the episode, I watched that scene several times, pulled my audition up, watched it, watched it again and went it's the same freaking thing. And then I went and looked at his IMDB and it was a helo sniper and he had served in the Queens Royal Navy. That's not something I have any control over, right?
Speaker 5So I can either get frustrated about that or I can go at least I know I gave the same performance that they put in the show, so at least I was on that. So I was on target with where the character development was and all of that. So for me personally at this point I do an audition and I forget about it. So if I hear something back, I've got to go back and watch the audition to see what I did, because I literally that section of my brain, once I'm done with that audition, is gone Like it's done because and I like those surprises when it's like you do the audition.
Speaker 1You put 110% effort into it, but, yeah, you just kind of throw it away because you're moving on to the next audition, which that character is going to be totally different than this character. And so, like with Jurassic Pet 3, audition for one of the supporting roles, one of the crew members, and did the audition, but I did a great job at it and then didn't hear anything for a while.
Speaker 3So I threw that away.
Speaker 1I moved on to the next work because the auditions are the work. That's where you work, so that's where the work starts. And all of a sudden I get an email from my agent. She's like oh my God, good news, you got a supporting role. You want to confirm booking. And I was like what the fuck? Oh shit, read that email.
Speaker 4Let me know.
Speaker 2I'm not reading something Did they just say I got a part.
Speaker 1So then go back and look at that and go, okay, cool.
Speaker 5And it can be a minute Like I auditioned for a role with Ray in Reagan and then things just kind of hit a wall and heard nothing and I mean it was like 18 months later before I heard anything that I got booked on something. So you have I mean there's not a timeframe on it and a lot of the auditions you can feel really good about and the ones that you feel the worst about are the ones you end up booking, which doesn't make any sense at all. It's like man, I just bombed that one.
Speaker 2Hey, guess what.
Speaker 5So all you can do is worry about the things that you have control over, right the work and the preparation that you put into it, and what you do on camera and make sure that it's true to the material.
Speaker 1The other thing to go with your question about new actors is what I would also add and I'm still fairly new but one thing I learned is make sure you are having a conversation with your agent about contracts.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because here's the situation. I'm not going to call out who it was, but got booked for a project and they actually contacted my agent to go hey, we want him. So I didn't even audition for this, they had seen me somewhere else and that's where being professional and putting your best foot forward helps. They went to my agent and said, hey, we want to, we want to book him for this. So I did the shoot.
Speaker 1We had contracts signed before, but when we got to set that day they had some more paperwork for us to sign and me being fairly new to the biz, I just kind of briefly looked at it, signed it and said, here, because I'm ready to work, I'm ready to go. I should have snapped a photo, sent it to my agent and said, hey, is this legit? Is this what? Because they sold your bubble, that almost pretty much. That contract had language in it that was in perpetuity and overwrote or over was overwriting the initial contract. So now I'm locked into that. They have my image, my, my likeness, all that in perpetuity. So that was a learning moment for me. My agent did email them, was like I'm sorry, you know, we didn't catch it. And I was like, no, that that's on me too, not on you. I'm not mad at all. I'm more disappointed in myself that I didn't actually read that document.
Speaker 5But everyone there was like, signing, like there you go, so I don't sign anything without.
Speaker 1So Christina is like we're not working with them again. So, okay, that's fine, you know what's best, so I'm going to follow your guidance sheet. They protected me from. Yeah, I will call out this one. There was. There was a project called CPS. You might know, I don't know Real quick.
Speaker 6Are you two represented by the same agency?
Speaker 1No, no he's with Kit and you have some other ones right.
Speaker 5So I I just recently left my agent in Atlanta and then my the agent that I had out in Arizona, new Mexico, is now in more of a management capacity. So we're I am having the internal discussions of whether or not I am at a point where I need a manager or one, or you, so I haven't made that decision yet. So right now I'm only represented by Kit.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, there was a project called. Cps child protective services and there was a in person audition up in Edmond Edmond library and I went first first in person audition. I did my thing. Boom, I get an email later that hey, they, they're doing callbacks. Cool, they had it in Sopulpa. So we drive up to Sopulpa, casey drops me off, she goes, does some work at a coffee shop. I'm there from 8am to 8pm.
Speaker 1Oh my God, not a not, what a traditional callback would be. This chick is having us do crazy shit. That should not be happening. I'm a pro, real. And so we finally get home that night. She wanted us back the next day to shoot these scissors, sizzle rules and all this shit. That morning I wake up and I'm just like I just don't want to do that again. I mean we're not getting paid and we're spending well at 12 hours plus there.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1I finally get like a text from Christina and was like, hey, my agent, christina, hey, I've heard some stuff about this. Do not go bill on this, this is crap. I was like, okay, I'm, I will follow your lead. I didn't do it. And there were people that just got taken advantage of new people to the business, people that people that weren't actors that somehow learned about this. And this lady was like, oh, you have what it takes, I don't want this season actor, I want you. Well, she was taking advantage of them because they had no clue. All of us with an agent didn't even show up the next day.
Speaker 5And when you look at the, when it's time to get an agent right, like starting out, you don't, you don't need one. You know what I mean. Get into some student films, you know. Get into, you know, get into a 48 hour film festival, get into some things like that to get get your feet wet. You know, kind of make sure that this is really the kind of work that you want to do, because it, I mean, there's a lot of waiting, it's it can be, it can be long days, you know, for little to, depending on whether it's Andy or not. Little, no pay, right, because we want the real footage. We want, you know, the believe in the project, believe in, you know, want to work with some of the people that are in it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6That's that film.
Speaker 5So it's knowing when to get an agent and what it's going to take. You got to make sure that your materials are good. Everybody that takes a picture is not a headshot photographer, and a corporate headshot photographer is significantly different than what an acting headshot photographer is. And and for you to get a good one, you I mean it costs money. You know what I mean. You know be expect to spend 400 bucks 500 bucks on one or two looks for a, for a good, really good headshot photographer here Now in LA. You may spend north of a grand for that, for that same, for that same type level of photographer, right? So you got to be able to do that and be willing to understand that when somebody says, hey, your materials are not where they need to be for us right now, understand it's not necessarily a hey, you're not good, it's a you're just not. You need more, you need more experience, you need your, your, your package needs to be better before we can bring you on right. So there's a lot of, there's a lot of ins and outs, right.
Speaker 5And again, not everybody. If you're just doing local commercial stuff where you're, you're hopping in the background and you're doing that, you don't. You don't need an agent. You know I mean. But if you're really taking it serious and you're, you know you're paying the money for classes and not just here. But you know you know classes from. You know Depeon, howard, fine, you know as a con, you know those, those, some of the bigger names, that that that will do online stuff. And when you take it seriously and you get to a point where you really it's, you want to do this, as opposed to I just want to be seen on TV and I want people to recognize me, then you know, really start looking at that.
Speaker 4I mean, it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1I'm not going to say it's not, but that that's not the purpose. You know, just to have people recognize me. I like, I still like everything that leads up to that. I like putting in that work all the auditions to laser be being on set with people and you know there's quite a bit of downtime at times on set and it's a great opportunity to make new friends and network.
Speaker 6Oh my gosh, do you guys have friendship bracelets?
Speaker 1We don't. We have friendship, cock rings.
Speaker 6Oh, that's what that is, yeah, permanent jewelry.
Speaker 5It's like mini family reunions and stuff too. Like when you get into, you take these classes and you and you work with some of these people and you see what they put, you know put out for the class, what they, you know what level they're going to, they're going to put that class and you, you oh, I need to match that or you know what I mean when you take some of the stuff that they're doing and some of the critiques that whoever is doing the class and giving them and applying them to what you're doing, and it raises the level of what you've got going on right, and you spend, you know, several hours you know once a week, a couple of times a week in these classes with people. You do get to kind of know who they are and kind of what kind of personalities you're dealing with and whether or not it's people you want to associate with or not.
Speaker 6And because I mean and whether you know when I come in there podcast. Yeah, little did you know that Taylor and I were part of that deal? Sorry, sorry about that, oops.
Speaker 5So I was going to wait till the comments later to comment section.
Speaker 6So these betches? So were you guys at the summer Cody Milo thing, or were you with the other? The other one.
Speaker 1Just that day, class one I took that weekend.
Speaker 2Weekend yeah.
Speaker 6I had a good weekend that weekend.
Speaker 5I bet you did.
Speaker 6I got to read and I got to sit in a coffee shop all day it was great. That would be nice, it was really nice.
Speaker 1It was fun. It was fun. I then I did an improv class up at Cody's studio and that was amazing. I had a blast Went to Cody's studio summer retreat where me and my buddy Aaron Sills won a couple of awards for our scene where we actually won best scene as well. Damn Just saying, just saying Panhandle public access baby.
Speaker 5Baby, you also find you also find, like, when you're doing some of these right, like there are, there are coaches that you work really well with and that do individual stuff and there's some that you don't, and you don't know that until you take, until you take your classes and you, okay, it's still, it's not wasted time because there's still going to be things that you take from what they do that it's like oh, I didn't think about looking at it, you know what I mean. You'll take a little nugget here and there. Right, there are so many. Also, for the love of God, make sure that if you are taking training from somebody, it's somebody that has the credentials to give you that training.
Speaker 5Do not pay somebody $400, $500 for a six or eight week class that has no idea what they're talking about and has no backing for it. Cody's got it, kate Melton's got it, michelle's got it, chris has got it. You know what I'm saying. There are, there are some. There are some solid ones here. Adam Finley's got it. You know what I'm saying. There's, there's some. We have some really good coaches here, but at the same time, like you were talking about on that one project, there are also some people that are taking advantage, that can take advantage of newer actors as well, instead of and charge more than what the seasoned, credentialed coaches are doing.
Speaker 5You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That frustrates me.
Speaker 5That frustrates me a lot. Right, really, for for new actors and you know things like that. When we've we've all been in that spot at some point in time to take advantage of somebody that's in that spot and was where you were at some point in time, that's kind of a crappy thing to do, like.
Speaker 5I don't that. That doesn't sit well with me right Now. I'm not the type of person you have got to. You've got to go pretty far for me to like publicly come out and be like hey look, you know what I mean. But but I'll privately go. This is wrong and what you're doing is wrong. You know what I mean. If you're like I don't care, then that's a different story, right, but taking advantage of people and their dreams and what they're trying to do, when you're trying to do, you know what I mean when you're acting, or you, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6That's not a what that's that people in the world there's a whole bunch whole bunch of things like exactly what you said, like people taking advantage of other people's dreams, like that project that Shane was talking about, like there were kids in that project.
Speaker 1That's what I was about to say. This is the project's called CPS. So it's like child productive services and there were kids in there that had never many kids.
Speaker 6Yeah, like in kids mini, mini and many mini and many, yeah, many and many. And so there were kids in there that were like it was there. Those are small children. There were kids in there that, like this is their first time auditioning, they landed some big role is what they felt like, and then to find out that it was just some really shitty lady, for it was supposed to be some network television like child, like you know CSI, or like Chicago Med, like style show about child productive services.
Speaker 6And it was just about kids getting the traffic or like you know that kind but that style of show and it just was awful for this lady who ran the auditions like a fucking girl being circus and had her kids there as well. Like it was awful.
Speaker 1Maybe CPS ought to pay you.
Speaker 4Yeah, like maybe CPS should actually visit, pay a little closer attention there.
Speaker 7Damn.
Speaker 6Oh God, that was juicy. I know I get a white.
Speaker 1But yeah, it was just it was just.
Speaker 6it was so sad because you're tapping into people who are putting yeah, wipe your butthole. Put in a wipe, putting their all out there because they love the art of it, and it's just. I mean any kind of artist that's taken advantage of for the love of the art is just really devastating. And that's the art of anything that you do. With passion is art, absolutely anything that you do, and that's just. I don't know. There are shitty ass people out there Fuck them.
Speaker 5There really are. Fuck y'all, we're Elon Musk's. You got a Q, elon Musk.
Speaker 6Right, that's not in the sound.
Speaker 5And they really. You really do have to be careful and this is going to sound really bad and understand that I know say it that it's going to sound like you're not better than the process.
Speaker 2You're not better than the industry.
Speaker 3That's right.
Speaker 5Just because, just because you want it to be a different way, doesn't mean you're special and it's going to be right If, if you're an, if you're in SAG, don't do non union work. If you don't, I mean if you want to do the non union work, then don't join SAG. You know what I'm saying. Like, the industry doesn't change for you. You have to. You have to find where you fit in the industry, right, and you're not better than the industry. You're not better than you. Know what I mean.
Speaker 1I got typecasted as the creepy guy you know for a while, but what's?
Speaker 5and I'll take it, but what's, what's, what's?
Speaker 1the word.
Speaker 5What's the operative word in that? Cast creepy. Yeah, there you go, cast oh.
Speaker 2Find your niche.
Speaker 5Not creepy. Find your niche. Find what you know, what I mean. Find you know if, if you're, if you're 50, quit trying to audition for roles of people that are 25.
Speaker 7Damn it. That's what you know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Like that's not a now everyone told you there are a few people that I thought I could still play a high schooler.
Speaker 6No, if this isn't high school the musical you are not that guy for, on the right or not, you are not.
Speaker 5So, but you've got to be realistic about what you're doing. Yeah, you know what I mean. That's important. Self reflection is is you have to have it.
Speaker 6I joke all the time about like self awareness is key. It is, but it really is so important, about literally everything.
Speaker 5And and there's different styles and you've got to make sure that you find the style. You know whether it's. You know whether it's who to hog or what's the one that Cody?
Speaker 6bless you. What did you say? Who to have a little loli? Yeah, jolly what?
Speaker 5You know what? Cody Warner?
Speaker 6What's a?
Speaker 2little hard.
Speaker 5The one technique or you know, if you're going into doing method acting, okay, but understand that doesn't mean that you have to be that person All the time. All the time, right, I mean that gets dangerous, right.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5If you land, I mean if you land some of these darker roles, and that's dangerous.
Speaker 1I can't always act like creepy guy in car.
Speaker 5You can't, you know what I mean, I mean.
Speaker 6I can't Sometimes.
Speaker 5that's just the way it is right now it is oh, typecasting, right, god, god. One of the other things, too is like, when social media is a great, is a great tool, but it can also make you look like a great tool. You know what I'm saying. We all know what's going on around, right you? We know the scene, we know what's going on. We know a lot of yeah, there's new people that are coming in, and we know all the players. We know the projects that are coming through. We know Stop, stop, just stop.
Speaker 6Stop, it, yeah, there are.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think it's just you're trying to push your own narrative, acting bigger than you are for sure.
Speaker 9Yes.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, I just end, you stop.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do, I do post things like you know, what. I'm being on set and stuff like that, because for me I and it's not, it's not braggadocious, for me it's like I know how, I know I have people that are supporting what. I'm doing and they love seeing I'm doing something that I absolutely love. I'm bringing them on that journey with me and it's nothing like hey, look at me, look at me, look what I'm doing, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 6It's just like you're not a pick me girl.
Speaker 5So there's a fine line there, though there is Of. In a lot of those contracts there are non disclosure agreements.
Speaker 6Oh, of course.
Speaker 5And and of there's a. There is a large chunk of people who ignore those and it makes all of us look ignorant. Yeah, and that bothers me, right? Yeah, unless until that project comes out or you get permission from the production. Yeah, you're not post any pictures of yourself in costume at all.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5You're. I mean you're violating the NDAs that you're signing seven ways to Sunday like that's a, that's a problem. You can't. What that does is when the larger, when the larger companies come out and they look at people, when I mean, make no mistake, they look at people's social media footprint to see what they're doing, who they are, what that just like any employer show you have to yeah.
Speaker 6And with any industry. It doesn't matter what you're doing.
Speaker 5And. But if they see a bunch of that you know probably not going to get.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Probably not going to get some looks right Now. Are you going to, are you going to book some that are not going to pay attention to that? Yeah, yeah, but it's so complicated. But it's, but you have to. It makes my head hurt, I mean somebody wrote you, you, you, you have to love this.
Speaker 5I think this is a difficult business, like when, when you look at what the strikes and stuff were going on, what is it? You? You got to make like thirty three, six I think it was a year to qualify to just qualify for SAG health insurance and I may be off on that number, you know but and to pay into the pension. And I think it's like if, if memory serves correct, it was like 13 percent of SAG actors are making that level and the average was like 28 and change, and that includes all the people that are making twenty million dollars film, all that stuff. So, so, when you look at this, this is a difficult business and the vast majority of people that you see still have other jobs that they're using to try and pay bills to make ends meet.
Speaker 5So if you're looking to get into this for the sole purpose of being famous, you've already lost. Yeah, like that, and that's already too late. Well, and I don't say that to try and like crap on anybody's dream, like, or you pulled out from out, but that's just the reality, right? But that's just reality, right. You have to. If you do anything for the sole purpose of the attention. It's never going to be enough, I mean we're going to make a t-shirt with that.
Speaker 6right there, that's your rainbow.
Speaker 4That's your rainbow. That's with Ryan Bryan.
Speaker 5Ryan Bryan but it's not, I mean it really. That's the end of the episode deep thoughts with Ryan.
Speaker 2Bryan, I like it, I mean, but it is Because we've gone real deep.
Speaker 5But I mean, like you look at people on Instagram always trying to compare themselves to other people and this sort of thing, like if you're looking for the attention, do you've already lost and you've missed the whole purpose of what you're doing as a whole?
Speaker 6Like there's not much room in any industry for try-hards, but there's especially no room for try-hards in the film industry. I feel like there are people who work really hard, but try-hards are different.
Speaker 5Agreed. You know what I mean. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6But you have to work really hard to get even an inch into the industry, but you can't be a pick me person in order to make it.
Speaker 1You gotta enjoy the ride, gotta enjoy the ride. And it's ugly it is.
Speaker 5It is Ugly when you get into some of these, that's the game of life. It really. I mean, you get into some of these roles and dig in Like it's gonna take you to places that you have to be prepared to go. Sure, it's almost cathartic in a sense, like when you're going in and doing these, like it's almost a form of therapy for you, almost.
Speaker 1So that's what shapes the log ride of life, the flow of life.
Speaker 5Sometimes you're dry and sometimes it rains all over you, you never know.
Speaker 6But Shayna said that.
Speaker 1Just pack a raincoat.
Speaker 6Shayna said something kind of like that when he was in Brindley and he was playing Rex Brindley who was I mean, it's a true crime like the documentary. He didn't even have any lines, but he had scenes where he had to be hella violent and like really aggressive and he had said something along those lines about. It was kind of cathartic. It was kind of like now that I wanted to kick somebody's ass or like gouge their eye out or whatever that he was doing in these scenes. But it was that like.
Speaker 6But I can go there and it was and like watching him and like watching him do that, because I was on set watching him do that. I was like you are a scary man. Did you get wet? Maybe there was some boofing in that daze With the wig? No, absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1She wore the wig on her vagina and it really looked like Shadow.
Speaker 4Mullet I was like break down.
Speaker 5You look down and just see a little blonde wig. That's right.
Speaker 4Yep, let's go full throttle, try it out, try it out, try it out, try it out, try it out, you gotta use things right yeah.
Speaker 5So like, if you gotta go to a very emotional place, right, you have to mentally think about things that you've either dealt with or, like you have something where to happen to a family member, where would you be at?
Speaker 4I had to. I had to.
Speaker 6No, I pushed that back I was about to say you feeling this. No, thank you, oh yeah.
Speaker 1And then you'll find that when you're in that moment, like in Brenley, there's a bar scene where I take a guy's ask in the bar, in the barn bar, not barn in the bar, and and then the director's like okay, and then your buddy over here is gonna pull you off and he's gonna bring you over to this room, and then I just want you to be like enraged in everything right Psycho.
Speaker 1And so we shot that a couple of times and it was like I just got so into it, like I had blood you know fake blood, but blood on my knuckles and everything and it's like I'm just freaking out and then I just lick him. Ew, I was like lick him the blood and you're like what I didn't do that and the three takes before that.
Speaker 6Who the fuck was I just a minute ago? What happened?
Speaker 4What happened, michael? Where are?
Speaker 1we at what are we doing? And then I'm back to goofy me, you know, but it's, it's cool to see that when you're able to flip that switch, and then that's what I think I'm good at is good at being jolly, silly, goofy and then split second later I'm I'm gonna go go dry out and then I'm gonna lick my hands from the blood, you know.
Speaker 5Right and understanding the levels right of the of the character right, so you can't start here, yeah, because then you got nowhere to go, yeah. You gotta, you gotta take them.
Speaker 6You know the character and take them on a ride.
Speaker 1yeah, which, really, and then that's, that's what we've discovered in her helping me with so many auditions In our sex life.
Speaker 6Oh wait, sorry.
Speaker 5Those are auditions too. Those are auditions. This is the audition to find out whether or not I keep calling you back. That's right but.
Speaker 6This is the audition we do every anniversary, when I was not Are we renewing our marriage?
Speaker 1When I was very green, very new at this, which I still kind of am, but I'm getting a better feel and a better process down I was going here Immediately, just like you said, yep, because stand up me, you're gonna go here. Yep, like you're, it's just you up there on the stage, whatever. But we eventually called it to get me back because it was just be flat. I was like, oh, and then I would just be flat, yep, kind of.
Speaker 6Which isn't. It isn't flat, it's just compared to him. It's like natural.
Speaker 1It's very normal, but that's how my brain got used to, that is, I called it flat. Just that way I have some place to go.
Speaker 5Yeah, it doesn't necessarily mean loud, and you know what I mean. It can be just a fiery like intensity. What is what's more scary to you? Someone yelling at you? Or somebody getting near you and being like do it again? Hey kid, I would I would, you would. Yeah, like you know what I mean, I know where the blind spots.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5What's, what is more? Yeah, the intense whisper portion of things, right like, what do you? And then you've got somewhere to go. And if, if, if, they haul off and punch you in the face.
Speaker 3Now you can. You know what I mean.
Speaker 9Now you can grab up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5So right, drop the people's elbow.
Speaker 6Back to wrestling. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1All right, let's wrap this up. I only say wrap it up, because Wrap it before you slap it because he doesn't do that.
Speaker 4We have four hours.
Speaker 1Close to four. Oh my God, three hours, oh, my God we seriously are Holy shit, high five.
Speaker 6And over there, there you go. High fives, high fives, high fives, high fives, high fives, high fives.
Speaker 1If you've listened this long and you've made it to this point.
Speaker 2You're true, you're a true little you don't have a life.
Speaker 6And.
Speaker 2I'm going to give you the.
Speaker 6I'm going to give you the. We're sorry.
Speaker 7We're sorry.
Speaker 5Non-weak. Oh, change has got hot.
Speaker 6I know I did you like that.
Speaker 7That's what our Saturday is.
Speaker 6I'm torqued up.
Speaker 1Torqued up right now, but how can we end this?
Speaker 6Yeah, this is season three. This is season three finale. This is big deal.
Speaker 1So finale Three years of this. Yeah, we had a little hiccup this season. We saw less viewership, because this is where you learn.
Speaker 1The business side of podcasting Business, which I switched like podcast hosts, went to a new service and it really just fucked with the algorithm fucked with the analytics and we saw your ship drop it's, and I was like fuck that we were, we were, we were on the up and up, I mean. So I went back to our old hosts so, and now things are picking back up and so it's like fuck. But that's the business part. I made a bad business decision.
Speaker 7It happens.
Speaker 1Not going to happen again. We're staying with this podcast toast because it's been awesome. Thank you, buzz sprout. What up?
Speaker 6buzz sprout and season four.
Speaker 7Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1Expect a great season four. It's been a great season three, even through all the hiccups. We had a banger episode that we lost because technical difficulties.
Speaker 7It was very good On season four.
Speaker 1If you want to be, you're the co-host I was asked what my alter ego podcast name was.
Speaker 6Okay, did they ask? Fuck, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1And bring him on.
Speaker 2You don't know, you know.
Speaker 1Alter ego.
Speaker 5Well, you don't want it to escalate real quickly. It was him over there and you sit here.
Speaker 6It was Nope. No, because I want to look him right in his eyes.
Speaker 1It was Listen, it was Taylor Lee. It was Taylor Lee who thought she was going to transition.
Speaker 2And so you're going to just do.
Speaker 6You're just going to do balls. Yeah, wait, was that season two?
Speaker 1Taylor Lee Two into three a bit, but not Not all of season three.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 1I changed. She switched back.
Speaker 4I don't want to do with balls, yeah.
Speaker 1She really saw prosthetics, everything. Yeah, she was even going to do the little. I didn't want to get drafted the prosthetic balls, the little. Asian balls that make music. Benoit balls, benoit balls, benoit balls. I have some somewhere. Anyway, he does.
Speaker 4Yeah, they do the little jingling so it can make it a little fun.
Speaker 1That would be fun, though I'm thinking about getting those.
Speaker 4Do it you know I'm thinking about doing the little jingling Be kind of cool.
Speaker 6So I don't want to make that much noise when we have sex.
Speaker 5Oh.
Speaker 7Too bad.
Speaker 5I can take them off.
Speaker 7It's already loud. It'd be pretty.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's already loud. It's already loud.
Speaker 1I'm a screamer. Let's do this.
Speaker 9Oh God, nothing. Oh man. Let's do this. I don't like that.
Speaker 1I don't like it To end this out.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 6So we're going to do that, it's all.
Speaker 1And we're all going to be put on the spot. Are we going to say what we're thankful for this year? No, not that, fuck that.
Speaker 6We're going to do one New Year's resolution For each of us. Okay, I got it. I already thought about it. You already thought I did Of course you did.
Speaker 1So Casey will go first.
Speaker 7Since you already know, of course she did Because you're just You're smart, you're a planner.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, ashley.
Speaker 6So I don't usually do like a resolution, I do a word that I word, that I work for Right, so like yeah.
Speaker 3You, you got it. I don't, I don't, no, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 6I do, oh my.
Speaker 1God, I just don't throw it around, yeah.
Speaker 3It's thick, thick With this Dick that's your alter ego, my Dick, my word for 20 years.
Speaker 6I don't know. My word for 2024 is timeliness.
Speaker 1Oh Wow.
Speaker 3Are you late Always?
Speaker 6I am a tardy, tardy person, not late Like, I'm not like 30 minutes or something like that, but I'm like A solid five to 10 minutes every time.
Speaker 1If you're not five minutes early, you're late. Well, that's stupid.
Speaker 6I'm going to work on timely, okay, but.
Speaker 4Do you not know how to project, how much time it'll take to do something?
Speaker 6No, I have, like time, blindness, blindness.
Speaker 4I have a very like unusual thought that 30 minutes I can get anywhere. I'm like, oh sorry, 30 minutes away, 30 minutes away. That never works. No, like I Never works, and I should know that by now. But no, I'm like, oh, 30 minutes is fine.
Speaker 6In my brain, I can do something really quick. And that's my phrase oh, I can do that real quick, yeah, no, I can't I can't.
Speaker 4I'll drive fast. I'll drive real fast. Well, let's stop with stop lights.
Speaker 5Let's define really quick.
Speaker 6In my head I think really quick is like 10 to 15 minutes. Okay, no, it's never 10 to 15.
Speaker 1An hour, 45 hour and a half.
Speaker 6And that's like man, and that's the thing Like I'm not.
Speaker 5They're different than regular inches. Yes, it's like girl.
Speaker 6It's like girl math and I think it's like 80 D time. So timeliness is my time.
Speaker 1I'm going to work on timeliness Okay.
Speaker 4Okay, me yeah.
Speaker 1You got it.
Speaker 4If not, I can go. No, I don't have it. I don't have it.
Speaker 1Mine's not. It's not like a resolution. I'm not changing something Goal, but goal or focus is to put more time into our art. Yeah, like I want to do more classes, because classes not only do you learn something new, but it will put you in uncomfortable situations, and then that's where we see the most growth is when we're in those uncomfortable situations so so.
Speaker 6Changes inevitable.
Speaker 4Growth is optional when they're like in your room with a bunch of strangers and like stand up and say something about yourself.
Speaker 7I'm like oh.
Speaker 1That's what every acting class is the most part.
Speaker 6What do you say about yourself? Like, if you're in that situation, what is the thing that you say about yourself?
Speaker 5I'm a mom, I though happy posted.
Speaker 3I love life.
Speaker 5Go full. Kawai Leonard, I don't even know where you at right now. I'm a real fun guy.
Speaker 2I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 5I'm really cool. I can't just like answer real quick. You gotta ask more questions. I don't even know where you at right now. You go full on Kawai Leonard when he joined the Clippership.
Speaker 2That's great that is Taylor for sure. So you got it.
Speaker 4My resolution Yup, less sluttiness. No, just kidding who would want to do that.
Speaker 2It's dumb. Don't do that.
Speaker 4No, I don't have a slut, probably be more honest and vocal of my feelings.
Speaker 3Good call.
Speaker 4Because I tend to. I just want to make everyone else happy, so I just go with it. Fuck, you guys are doing good, you're doing good, you're doing great. That's mine Good one.
Speaker 6I think that's a good one.
Speaker 5I'm going to be. Time management is more of a is a thing.
Speaker 7Time management.
Speaker 5I'm just spending and finishing things more like finishing projects, finishing things that I start better Nice. It's quit and faster.
Speaker 1Yup, there's a New Year's resolution. I want to be faster in my turnaround time for auditions.
Speaker 6Oh, very specific. Yeah, that's good Like I want to.
Speaker 1I want to get them done as still put the work, the same level of effort, in.
Speaker 6But don't put them off.
Speaker 1But, submit them earlier, so I get in there earlier, that's.
Speaker 6And part of my timeliness is not just like literally being on time to place to being on time to place this To be on time, but like with my boutique, With their little side hustle. Being more timely in my in like posts and engagement and production and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1And also work and putting a little more realistic timelines on when you can get those orders finished, because everything can be done real quick.
Speaker 6Oh, that's going to be 15 minutes, I'll be real quick.
Speaker 3Three days later legitimately. I don't know.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 6Why am I so tired? Why haven't I slept?
Speaker 1I think that's good. I think we all got some good resolutions.
Speaker 6Look at us.
Speaker 1Hope you guys do.
Speaker 6I hope you all resolve to watch and listen more.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 5Just be better people.
Speaker 4Oh God.
Speaker 5I just don't suck at life.
Speaker 4Yeah, stop sucking.
Speaker 6When.
Speaker 4I need a merge and I have nowhere else to go to stop me in Like, oh, one car in front of you. Yeah, god damn it. I fucking hate that shit. Learn how to zipper in, I let zipper merge people, it's easy they're mad at me. I'm like where do you want me to go?
Speaker 1I'm literally like where do you want?
Speaker 5me to go. I'm on the shoulder now. She started talking about the feelings earlier.
Speaker 4I got that shit. People didn't get it. I'm like go for it. I was going to go.
Speaker 6I was super early. I had a drive-in around about. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5I love it. I love it, since those seem to be going up everywhere.
Speaker 1Did it for three years in Germany. Hey, don't stop Easy.
Speaker 4That's fine, I'll just don't stop Roll.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's all I do.
Speaker 6That's all I do, I just don't stop. It's a circle.
Speaker 4Sorry about that, I didn't stop.
Speaker 5We keep the traffic flowing.
Speaker 1That's weird. I just keep driving in it.
Speaker 6I try to, I don't stop. Can I get that? Oh, oh.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 6The worst one. The worst roundabout is the one on like walker and 10th, when McNally's camps.
Speaker 4No one knows what to do. Fucking idiots, because it's mostly people that ride bird or lime scooters everywhere and they finally got a fucking car and they don't know what the fuck to do, or they're leaving McNally's and they're little, little soft, do you? Love McNally's though. Yeah, they have good beer, so All right.
Speaker 1Well you know what? I hope everybody has a happy holidays, a good new year. I hope you set some realistic New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 6Keep them realistic. So time management is not on that list.
Speaker 5We're going to need to come back to it.
Speaker 1And if you need a fallback resolution what mine was I'm going to continue to not smoke cigarettes. Yes, you know like I'm going to continue that.
Speaker 6That's really good.
Speaker 1That will still be one of my resolutions, along with my other ones, no problem. Looking forward to taking a break to reinvigorate the creative juices.
Speaker 6Don't say that word for season four.
Speaker 5What's wrong with him? Keep his brain moist.
Speaker 6You can't say that word, you are kicked out. You are not allowed in this house any longer.
Speaker 1And hey guess what?
Speaker 6Taylor Lee Guess what. I'm going to say his name on there no.
Speaker 1Guess what. I want everybody to know how does it feel to know that your bones are wet, your bones are moist.
Speaker 6Shane Hargass. We're in divorce.
Speaker 10And with that we're going to cue you out with baby, come stuff my turkey I'm making for a side of beef I want to put that pig in a blanket and I'm warming up the apple pie.
Speaker 10If you want to get a little fruity, I'll feed your grapes right off the vine. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Nibble on my juicy thighs and don't forget to drop a nut in the pie. Oh, thanksgiving is good. I want a banana split. You can eat a peach for hours tonight. I'll set the corn right off the cob. You'll get a watermelon sugar high. My ham needs a good glazing, macaroni needs a stern and a pot. I got an all you can eat kind of spread and I think you're going to like it a lot. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Nibble on my juicy thighs and don't forget to drop a nut in the pie. Oh, thanksgiving is good.
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