Laugh Until We Fart
Laugh Until We Fart
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In this episode, we explore the importance of valuing life and finding common ground in a world increasingly divided by politics, social media, and hatred. Childhood friend Dave Campbell joins to discuss growing up in Oklahoma, making home movies, and navigating creative careers from music to design.
• Reflections on recent tragic events and how society has become increasingly polarized
• Memories of making "Terror Teddy," a homemade horror film with a murderous teddy bear
• Dave's journey from Christian heavy metal drummer to graphic designer for major brands
• The public apology for designing Dr. Pepper 10 packaging that helped tank the product
• Discussion about practical effects versus CGI in movies and why practical effects often age better
• Dave's career as a racing photographer and the joy of bringing his Great Dane to track events
• Reactions to various TikTok artists, from cringe-worthy performances to surprising talent
• Conversations about giving people grace and maintaining friendships despite differences
Remember, it's okay to disagree with people. We don't have to hate each other for having different thoughts and opinions. Let's try to be good to others, give respect without demanding it back, and remember that our differences make life interesting.
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Opening Monologue on Current Events
Speaker 1Hey everybody, happy Friday. All right, let's talk about it. I wanted to get this monologue out before we recorded this episode, since I have a platform Al Bay, a very small one it's just me in the studio right now the dogs as I didn't want to dampen the mood for this episode because I'm really excited about it. This is unedited, but I'm using my teleprompter as I wanted to make sure I got all of my thoughts out in some kind of more concise manner.
Speaker 1Boy, some week we've had this is the week of September 11th, which, as a veteran, I was serving and witnessed that horrific event as it unfolded on TV while just getting home from PT. So I kind of start feeling a certain way around September 11th and PTSD probably 11th and PTSD probably. Then we have the assassination of Charlie Kirk, along with another school shooting that happened the same day at Evergreen High School near Denver, colorado. I don't know the sole answer to keeping violence out of our schools. Each one of the perpetrators have a mental health issue. When everything is said and done, it all points back to mental health. I keep having this idea that keeps growing that.
Speaker 1Social media is part of the problem, probably even the Internet. People can spread mistruths, hate and flat-out lies through all of these platforms. We do, however, have freedom of speech, so we shouldn't muffle the voices of others. But damn, some of you trolls just hide behind your keyboards. It's like the internet allows people to be easily radicalized or pushed to an extreme. We need to get back to valuing life, and also recently there was a young woman from Ukraine that was stabbed to death While people around her just watched. We have all the ice raids that are tearing some families apart.
Speaker 1This initiative's mission was supposed to remove those that were violent criminals and here illegally, but alas, it's turned into more government overreach. Trust me, I'm all for secure borders. I really just can't get behind removing people from this country that are hardworking and trying to live that American dream that is supposedly out there. Don't forget, a lot of this country's ancestors escaped an overbearing, shitty government to start anew Having worked in government, and let me tell you, every government process is full of red tape which flows inefficiently. So maybe some people are so desperate to help their family survive that they skip the immigration process. That, I am sure, is inefficient as all hell.
Speaker 1My main issue, however, is with a lot of you people on social media. Yeah, you people. It's like you want to have empathy for you and your causes, but, alas, it's not reciprocal. See, right, when I heard the news about Charlie, I immediately thought shit, damn, I believe he's married and has little kids. That's not what you motherfuckers thought, though. I guarantee it, because some of you have flat out said he deserved it and the others, they just danced around saying it because they have no balls. You know who? You know who, oh my goodness, you know. He also gave a platform for people you think he hated to speak their minds and have civil debate. Many of his quotes are now being posted out of context.
Speaker 1I sure hope people don't listen to all of my podcast episodes and post what I say out of context. Shit. I also hope no one ever does that to you. How about stop taking memes or photos someone else has posted and quickly sharing them without doing a little digging yourself? Some of you will take a photo, one frame from a long video and completely have the story made up without searching for the entire video to draw a better conclusion and build a better opinion. Why do some of you also think that others need to agree on all of your points to either still be friends or civil or family. It's okay to disagree. I mean, what the fuck guys? You know how boring of a world we would live in if everyone we ever talked to agreed with everything we ever thought and said. Hell, if everyone looked basically the same, everyone had the same background. If I'm not mistaken, I think they call that eugenics. Well, it's fucking boring to me.
Speaker 1I've had people from all walks of life, all colors, on this podcast. I cherish all of those conversations. I've spoken with my friend Ben, whose family is from India, about ways he has experienced racism that I may not perceive as racism. You know what else we did? We teased each other. He would tease me about not really knowing how to cook with spices because I'm a white boy. We laughed for hours after we walked into work one day and Governor Mary Fallin's security held her back in the car as we walked by. I told him they did that because they saw this Middle Eastern brown guy walking up. If it had just been me, she probably would have walked up and shook my hand Also. I'll let you know I call him Brown Ben, he calls me White, shane or Honky or whatever. We loved our differences, we celebrated them because we love each other as friends and we got to learn about life from someone different than us. We also found it hilarious that one of my favorite photos is from one of his birthday parties and my wife and I are the only white people in the photo. So damn funny to me. I love that photo and, ben, if you're listening, I love you and your sorry, ben, if you're listening, I love you and your wife Christie. Hope to see you soon, my friend. So I love you and your wife Christy. Hope to see you soon, my friend.
Speaker 1So I'm hoping people would not celebrate my death if I was shot for what I've said on this podcast. So people would celebrate my death if I was shot for what I would say on this podcast? Nah, I was enlisted in the military due to my sense of service, service to this country and service to all of you, to help protect the very things our Constitution stands for, to protect your voice, to protect your right to your own body, even the right for you to dislike someone or a group of people. Please remember I didn't use the word hate. There's only a small group of people that I hate, people that hurt children, hurt women, killing cold blood. I don't really believe those types of people should get the right to breathe the air we all do. Brings me to my next point, and I know, I know let's ban all the firearms, but remember what happened recently to that girl on the bus Stabbed to death. Let me repeat that Stabbed to death. You know something else there were several people around her that didn't even try to help.
Speaker 1It does not matter the tool people Evil people will enact evil. Tool people evil people will enact evil. You also can ask for empathy from the same people you say you hate. Well, we've all had people drive, sorry, we've had people drive vehicles into crowds of other people. We've had people stabbed to death, people drugged, people strangled, guess what. All of that is illegal, but evil doesn't care what is legal or not. You know we have almost as many car accident deaths as we do firearm deaths. They're pretty close, near around 50,000 a year roughly. That's according to Google. Half of those gun deaths are by unaliving oneself.
Speaker 1Should we take away people's right to drive? And I know, maybe that's comparing apples to oranges, but it's something you need to think about. Also, think about government overreach. You give the government a little bit, they end up taking a lot. Let's talk about the ICE raids. They said they were going for the violent criminals that were here illegally, but guess what? That's not what's happening. They're overstepping again. I feel their reach is now growing and we can ban all the firearms. But if we have an open border, like we've had for a while now, how are you going to stop illegal weapons from coming into the country? And guess who's buying those illegal weapons? It's not us legally or law abiding citizens. It's not us. It's criminals that don't care whether that's illegal or not. They don't care. That's a gun-safe zone no weapons, no firearms. They don't care. And I think you need to realize no matter how many laws you put on the books, evil will enact evil.
Speaker 1I want to play something and I want you to listen to this guy very closely. We're going to listen in together. No-transcript. That's a little eye-opening, I thought that's why I wanted to play it. I want to end with this. I want all of you to live as happy of a life as you can. I want you to have good friends, good family, and I know some are born into circumstances beyond their control. But if we keep devaluing life of our fellow humans, at least in this country, it's just going to get sicker At least in this country it's just going to get sicker. You're not going to see anything get any better. We're going to keep crawling down this dark path, this hole. Something needs to change, and I'm not a religious guy, so a lot of what Charlie spoke about came from his faith and I don't agree with all of it.
Speaker 1I believe in being a good person, trying to be good to others, trying to give respect and not not demanding it back. I try to earn it. I love most of you and do hope you're doing the best that you can. I'll obey for the small group of others that continue to diddle the kids, hurt women, those cold-blooded murderers. There's no love lost for you. Those people I do hate, and hate's a tricky word. People think that there's levels of hate, but I don't think so. I think if you hate something you hate it. I hate nuts and brownies, so if all the nuts in the world went bye-bye, I wouldn't give a shit. But like most of you, I give a shit. I don't want you to go bye-bye, but those awful people they can. I don't give a shit. They're just like nuts. Stay the fuck out of my brownies. Now let's get weird.
Speaker 4Kick that shit off. Gonna make us laugh until we fart Shane.
Speaker 5August, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane, august, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart.
Speaker 1Hey, we're back behind the mics and you hear a little jingle. You hear a little jingle jangle and a little glass Sipping on a little root. You hear a little jingle jangle and a little glass Sipping on a little root beer and rum chata Little root beer, float cocktails.
Speaker 7Chata of the rum.
Speaker 1And I am your solo host for this evening Because your born-again virgin co-host, Taylor Lee, is out with the sickness.
Speaker 7Probably the clap could be crabs. Aids, hiv Can crabs give?
Speaker 2you the clap? Hmm, I wonder if they clap it's a legitimate.
Speaker 1I wonder if they clap for each other down there, yeah, right. Kevin, get in there. Get in there, kevin. All right, woo, but with me on this episode. Yes, is Mr David Campbell and you're like who's this pirate with the Gandalf pipe? Well, he's my friend and now he's your friend and we're going to have some delectable conversation. Can you describe conversation like that Delectable Well?
Speaker 7if there's food involved. Wait, no, that's Well.
Speaker 1These are pretty delectable. Delicious, yeah, delectable. Anyway, you're going to sit in as we bullshit and we talk life, us growing up playing soccer, making the original Terra Teddy, yes, along with the fantastic Big Al and his pawn shop His outdoors and more Swap meet.
Speaker 7I don't know His pawn shop, his Whoa, is it Outdoors or More Swap?
Speaker 1meet? I don't know.
Speaker 7I figured it'd be something out at the old Paris flea market or something.
Speaker 1Oh, definitely he Big Al would be like.
Speaker 7Right.
Speaker 1They have the biggest booth there. Oh yeah, it would be cornless screwdrivers, old bicycles, turkey roasters. Hey look, you don't have a mic and headphones on and we talk about this every podcast that you are not the star of the show. Okay, I know you're an elderly, old lady dog with a butt bump. Butt bump.
Speaker 1You need to go take your Metamucil and go lay down. Hey, I will kick you out. You know that. Okay, let's go. Uh-oh, bye, sweetheart, go, you go, you go, you won't open the door. So, sweetheart, go, you go, you go, you won't open the door. So we can just leave it. There, we go. Okay, I'm back.
Speaker 7What did I miss? So I guess if I would have brought Cannon, would she be the MILF.
Speaker 1A GILF. Maybe She'd be a GILF right now. A GILF? Oh yeah, she'd be the grandma dog. Oh, she's so old, actually she would. Uh, she'd probably get him confused with odin. Oh, gotcha, odin was a blue merle great day, okay, and that was her buddy. They grew up, we lost him. Uh, it really sucked. It was like the summer of covid oh when covid was running wild brother this is america, you dumb son of a bitch.
Speaker 1Okay, dumb son of a bitch, um, but yeah, um, that was a tough time, but anyway, yeah, she'd probably be like whoa, wait a minute, he's back when the fuck he's been for five years.
Speaker 7Would she be happy or would she be like, well fuck.
Speaker 1No, she'd be happy.
Speaker 7Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, I think so. I think she's dogtistic, just dogtism, that's a thing. I think so. I think she's dogtistic, just dogtism, that's a thing. I'm pretty sure it's a thing. Because she doesn't know how to dog Like she has never played with a dog toy Really Never. When the little dogs here are out in the yard trying to get her to play Right, she has no clue what to do.
Speaker 7Really.
Speaker 1Yeah, she rarely. Every once in a while, one of us will be watching through the window and we'll hey, hey, get over here. Georgia's dogging out in the yard. You gotta come look.
Speaker 7They're there and she's doing something doggish.
Speaker 1Maybe for 32 seconds, and then it clicks off and she doesn't know where she is. Like there's times when we're watching tv in the living room and she is just just talking and moaning and doing whatever.
Speaker 1And we get up and we're like what do you need? Do you need outside? She's thirsty, it's like she forgets where the water bowl is, and so we're like are you wanting some water? And she'll walk right up and she'll drink three gallons, like it's been here the whole time. Anyway, yeah, old dogs that is old dog, I mean, it'll probably happen to us at one point.
Speaker 9If not already, it's kind of already started wait, that is true.
Speaker 1That is true. I'm of course it's true. I had to make a site visit for work the other day and I was driving to a location and I am somewhere between 240 40 and I 40. Okay, and that stretch there, all of a sudden it's like I snap out of driving mode and I'm like where the fuck am I? Like, did I pass two 40 already?
Speaker 15Oh dude.
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1So I had a senior moment cheers to senior moments yeah, yeah cheers to senior moments. That's probably the title of this podcast. No, okay, I like that one. Let me write that down because I will forget.
Speaker 7Yeah, exactly, man. By the way, for everybody that is watching this or listening, or listening, yes, or whatever, or listening, watching, it'd probably be best. I don't know if it's best to watch, I don't know this, I don't know. I think the two, the pirate and the captain it could be worth the watch.
Speaker 1It could be, but, ladies, don't make your dudes jealous by watching us in front of them. That's right, I mean that's. We don't want to be in that mess.
Speaker 7Can I just address these people, do it? Okay, everybody who is listening and or watching. My good friend here. So I just discovered rum chata. Damn it. And I told you my good friend here, so I just discovered rum chata.
Speaker 1I told you?
Speaker 7I told you about this, right? Yeah, yeah. So I roll in here today and, uh, what you having? I said I don't know. He says I'm going to experiment with some. I'm going to do a little rum chata and make a flute. I was like a flute. So homie pours me up a nice glass of rum chata and root beer. Woo, yes, Woo. Let me tell you something. Yes, Woo, Let me tell you something. Yes. It's like R2-D2.
Speaker 1When he gets shot Woo and he goes rolling off.
Speaker 7Oh my God, this is so good dude.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 7I've been sitting, it's top shelf. Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 1Casey had to leave to go to her course coaching. I've been. Casey had to leave to go to her course coaching, so I was unsupervised in the house for about an hour before you showed up. Yes, so I'm already three or four deep because they are so good.
Speaker 7They are good.
Speaker 1So be careful Must be careful.
Speaker 7Call your Ubers Uber. Do they have? Is Lyft and Uber now about the same, or is it still really pretty much Uber?
Speaker 1I mean they do the same thing separate companies. But do the same thing. Right, probably, I think most people, when they're going to use one, they have both apps. Yeah, but they'll probably see which one's offering the better rate at that time.
Speaker 7And so maybe they…. But I see Lyft on more movies though. Maybe, yeah, like the Equalizer. You know he drove for Lyft.
Speaker 1That movie production probably got a good rate. To use Lyft Uber was like show us the money, that's right. Show us the money.
Speaker 7They probably don't need that much money because they're so huge right Probably.
Speaker 1I mean the rates on Ubers and probably Lyfts are pretty crazy, or they're much more than what they used to be right. And then they started their uh god, what do they call it like when it's, let's say, after a thunder game? Their rates are super high because, oh sure, they know people are coming out and they don't have a choice they need a ride, okay. We are.
Speaker 1Well, we're going to charge this. So maybe people go back and forth depending on how quick one of the cars can get to them and then what the rate is. Yeah, and I don't know if I know Uber offers like different levels. I know Uber offers like different levels, like they have like maybe a Uber X, uber economy, uber black and you can get a better vehicle, right, you know? Oh, just fucking get me to my hotel man.
Speaker 7You know, that's kind of where I'm at on this deal. I kind of give a shit. Well, of course you do. You're the captain.
Speaker 1I mean, give me, bring that Cadillac S grade to pick my ass up.
Speaker 7I may only be going three blocks, but I want to look good going in that three blocks, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1That's just me. That's just me. But typically I don't use those because I don't really drink that often. Yeah, and I definitely don't drink when I'm going out. I like to drive. Yeah, I want to be able to control that part, I guess, right, and so I would rather drive a group of people, have fun I can have fun without drinking and, uh, be able to drive all of us home safely.
Speaker 7And, of course, yeah, I really don't drink at all. I never have, you know. And uh, like I said, I was just turned on to this because I was a fucking sailing thing. I went sailing I'm actually a sailor now I don't know if I'm a sailor, but yeah. So I got to do this rum race, seaman, with my boss You're a seaman, yeah, I'm a seaman, yeah. And so I was turned on to rum chata at the yacht club. Okay, yeah. And they say, you know, they just kept pouring rum chatas and I just kept. And then I went to stand up to go take a piss and I'd be like I think I probably need to sit back down for a second. Yeah, because you can't.
Speaker 1Uh-uh, and those are the drinks I typically go for. Yes, because it's funny when me and my wife go out and I may have like some mixed drink at dinner. Now, this is probably on average once a month, right, you know whether it's a margarita or something, we know when you're getting them at chili's, they're weak as shit right, so not top shelf.
Speaker 1Okay, they're like they'll bring a beer, you know, and then they'll bring this fruity looking, colorful drink with a little umbrella on it and some fruit slices, yes, yes, and they're like sir, here's your beer, ma'am. And we're like mm-mm, switch, switch, switch.
Speaker 7I got the girly one. That'd be me too.
Speaker 1I want it to taste good. Yeah. I'm not even a beer guy, really. No See, yeah it mostly tastes like shit.
Speaker 7Beer always tastes like rotten water. Hey you remember? Oh, it doesn't really taste like shit. Beer always tasted like rotten water. Hey you remember? Oh, bless you. Yeah, it does. Do you remember drinking the beer camping out? Oh yeah, do you remember? I just don't know, I've not thought about that probably since yes.
Speaker 6Yes.
Speaker 1Yes, oh God, it tasted so horrible. I was like I'm never gonna have a beer ever again. Oh man, I still. I still don't like them and I don't want to hear you people talk about how beer tastes good it's like rotten piss it don't no, you want a nice chocolate malt, or you want a beer. I'm taking the malt every time. I'm taking one of these, and I bet you do too or one of these. This might be my new drink.
Speaker 7Dude, this may be the drink of the podcast. Well, let me tell you something, dude, you've done this may be the drink of the podcast. Hey, well, let me tell you something. You've kind of changed the game for me. I'm not going to lie, you're a believer now Captain. Captain, that's why I'm the pirate El.
Speaker 1Crappy Tan, mm-hmm, he will make you a good cocktail. Dang.
Speaker 1We also have another cocktail that my wife and I make. That's pretty good, and it's what do they call it? It's margarita-esque, but it uses, like coconut cream, a little bit of tequila I can't remember what else and they are very good as well. That's interesting. Not on this level, maybe just a notch below this level. Okay, I would choose this first, but if I didn't have rum, chata and had everything else for these things, still happy. Well, this is dessert, oh for sure. Oh, the other one is still. Is it still dessert-ish? Still has that sweetness to it a little bit. Not as strong as this, yeah, but we made like a picture for one podcast episode and we tore through that.
Speaker 7Oh my God, you tore to get tore.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, that happens, you know.
Childhood Memories and Terra Teddy
Speaker 7I don't even know how good that episode came out I don't think at that point you kind of just like, well, hope something just happened, don't even care?
Speaker 1yeah, don't even care record it put it out, see what happens. Yeah, you know. See if the shit sticks to the wall, who knows?
Speaker 7maybe so, maybe not hey, man, by the way, I'm impressed with the studio. The studio is great. Now, I don't know if you've actually done like a true tour of your studio, but if you haven't, you should. I have a little bit, okay. Well, it's very impressive.
Speaker 1I ain't going to lie I, um, it's still in. Uh, it's still kind of out of sorts because I'm in between collections. Really. Okay. So everything's still a little chaotic in here. Up two cases and I slowly uh started filtering those out and I'm only keeping ones that are masterpiece g1s or they just I really, really like them.
Speaker 7So I got rid of a lot of them and then I'm starting um, alien aliens, uh collection now I have the 24 inch voltron with all the cars and you know all you know it's, it's, it's, uh, it's fully complete and uh, I can't believe I still hung on to that thing. Really, I've really got to think about parents for hanging on to it for me. Really, yeah, you, yeah, you know, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I always wanted that original die-cast Lion Voltron. Mm-hmm. Came out in 81 or 83. Can't remember Right, and I remember going to old Walmart and Mustang.
Speaker 7Yeah, which was the greatest Walmart, by the way.
Speaker 1Yeah, and my Uncle John took me and I wanted that one and it was probably $25. Okay, which doesn't seem like a lot now. Well, back then, back then that was especially for my Uncle John because he was kind of a hippie and I was like, oh, I want this one, but I only had like maybe 12 bucks or something, right, 10 bucks. And I said, can't you spot me, just a little bit he's like no. No, no, no.
Speaker 1But you can get this Voltron and it was the all plastic one, it was the all plastic one.
Speaker 7Yes, oh, and it was the all plastic one.
Speaker 1It was all plastic one. Yes, oh, and it was. It was dog shit. Yeah, I bought it, took it home, got it out of the box, then I probably immediately went out and blew them, blew them up with black cats or something in the eighties.
Speaker 1Yeah, um, so I bought that one. Finally, I think that one and a G1 Optimus. Those two got me back into collecting back in like 2007, 2008. And then I have they re-released like a newer animated Voltron, right. So I got this the big line guy up top. Yeah, animated Voltron, so I got the big line guy up top. But then I got the Rhino from Mask here recently. So what I'm doing now is Are you going through your childhood. Sort of.
Speaker 7Kind of See, I would die to still have my Mask Camaro. I would die to still have my mask Camaro. I would die to still have that thing. I would die to have all my freaking GI Joe shit. Yeah, I mean, my parents bought the aircraft carrier.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 7And.
Speaker 1I tell my wife all the time. When I see a flag in the store, I go yeah, my buddy David Campbell had that motherfucker. Do you remember that thing, hell yeah. I didn't know that I was like you.
Speaker 7You bitch. I mean I want that. Motherfucker was like six feet long, I know. Thing was huge, you know, and I couldn't believe they got it. I was like, let me tell you something. I don't know what my friends thought or what you guys thought If my parents had Dude, we were fucking broke. I mean, we were just dog shit broke. We were living paycheck to paycheck, like hardcore paycheck to paycheck, and man, it's just like I remember when they got that and I think I cried actually Because it was the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 7I would cry right now if someone got that for me, oh yeah, 100%, but it has to be the original, though, of course, I don't want to repro.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no, it's got to be the OG. Yes, no, yeah, we were the same way. Yeah, my parents lived on five acres, but for the longest time we lived in trailer house. Um, mom worked at a vet clinic. I remember that at one point she uh opened a dog brooming business, um, but we were the same way, and you know. That's the thing about parents, though. You know they always find a way.
Speaker 1Right, yeah, and you'd never know that we were just you'd never know, no telling how strapped they were all the time. Oh, yeah, but.
Speaker 1Christmas time, birthdays, you know, whatever sacrifice they needed to make at that time, apparently they did. Yeah, right, yeah. But I remember my first basketball goal was a. I had a mini basketball. Um, I took one of my dad's old black five gallon potting plastic pot, yeah, and I cut the bottom out and I nailed that to a security light pole. No, that was my first basketball goal. And then it started raining. Yes, you know, I was like shit, I can't go play my stupid basketball. So then in one of our barns they built my mom's dog grooming business in part of the new barn and so they had like plywood walls up and everything. So I took another bucket, got a hole out and nailed it up. So then I had at least a backboard yeah, a backboard, of course. I had an indoor basketball goal. You know, plastic pot, that's what I played on forever.
Speaker 7This is a beautiful thing, though Didn't know any different.
Speaker 1No, still had fun. Yeah, well, you know you. Look at kids nowadays they, they have to be entertained by something. Yes, I feel like, whereas as kids, us back then we could go out in the woods or find a limb that, oh yeah, this could be a gun here's my rifle. You know what I mean. Yeah, and the woods are stick weapons rifles. Dude, we are in another world, oh 100%.
Speaker 7We got transported man.
Speaker 1Oh yeah yeah, we're battling Predator out in the woods behind the house, you know you know we were.
Speaker 7I mean you know, you see all the, all the like facebook reels and all this stuff you know from gen xers and all this stuff being feral and stuff like that. Everybody that's our age. We were. I mean we shit. I mean I, I remember hell. I remember I was in like elementary school and me and david surface we'd get on our bikes and we'd just ride and we would be home. We didn't have watches, we didn't have any. We just knew when the streetlights came on, well, I guess we probably ought to go home and eat dinner. What was the time? We had no sense of time, none.
Speaker 1None, you'd be gone from the house for seven hours and it felt like 30 minutes yeah. Yeah Well, I hate it when these young kids now are like oh, I'm so feral, why? Because you act like a dipshit in Walmart, right, you go to Academy and ride a bike around. Yeah, that's not feral.
Speaker 7No.
Speaker 1That's being an asshole, that's being a shit. Yeah, no, that's not what we're talking about. No, we're talking about going in the woods getting ticks. Oh yeah, uh, having bb gun wars yeah, with no protection none and we're still kicking. Yeah, I still have my eyeballs I still got my digits, man.
Speaker 7Yeah, I mean that's the thing that's feral like. I don't know how many times I've had a black cat. Ladyfingers are the ones that were the worst, because those motherfuckers stomp.
Speaker 1I had a Roman candle that misfired and shot every round out the backside Like one right after the other, like it was. You know, roman candle was like boom boom. Yeah, this was.
Speaker 7Hey, so I had an episode at my house and I don't remember if it was you that was there, we recorded it. If it was you that was there, we've, we recorded it. I know, I think you remember Ty, young head, long hair, guitar player, his dad his dad was actually the guitar tech for Eric Johnson out of granny's music mall, okay, and um, we had, um, we had those little missiles, you know the little boxing missiles.
Speaker 1Oh, Saturn missiles.
Speaker 7Yeah, so yeah, saturn missiles. So we didn't think, you know, we didn't know anything about safety, we cared less, right, right, well, we just set the motherfucker on top of the roof of the house.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, added height.
Speaker 7Yeah, added height. Yeah, well, the thing's at an angle yeah well, when it shot, the motherfucker fell down.
Speaker 7The problem is it fell down on its side. So now I'm outside it's shooting rounds. I'm flat up against the wall. I have tie in the yard prone. We had the back door open. We had somebody. I don't know who it was. That's why I was wondering if it might've been you, but I had somebody prone. It shot into the house, went up his shirt and I want you to know. We just thought it was the funniest shit. We could have burnt the house down by sitting in on top of the roof that was um every 4th july out at my parents place.
Speaker 1Oh, I can imagine it was um world war three. Yeah, um, I remember we'd always have roman candle wars. Oh, yeah, for sure, and so that led to me picking up you know, nowadays you'd be going to jail for that. Yeah, probably, but you know what? Fuck them, fuck them. That led me to pick up two 25-round Saturn missiles and hold them in my hand, and so I had missile launchers, of course. So not safe at all. And why, our parents, let us do it? I don't know.
Speaker 1But they did. And look, they're all here. My eyeballs are all here.
Speaker 7I might have scars. I think we all do.
Speaker 1I think I got hit right in the chest with a Roman candle and I think at the time it was my youngest son. It was probably seven Really. Oh yeah, we started them early. Oh, let's see, yeah, we would. We would get my cousin Donnie to get on our three wheeler. Keep in mind three wheeler. Keep in mind, not only it's a three wheeler, but it kind of had a little fuel leak, but anyway, he didn't tell him that yeah, we would have him ride across the shooting him shooting.
Speaker 1Yes, him with roman candles yes, that's the kind of stuff we did as kids. That's being feral, that's feral. That's feral. Yeah, not going into a place and licking a donut and putting it back, that's not feral. No, that's again being an asshole, being a shithead. That's not feral. Yeah, feral would be. You ate them all, right, then left a mess and left. Yeah. That would have been feral, but not licking them, putting them back. Yeah, yeah, excuse me, sorry, that happens.
Speaker 15Oh my Lord.
Speaker 1But yeah, so me and Dave go way back. We probably first met playing soccer, right, I mean? More or less had to be. Yeah, probably elementary school. Oh, I'm sure we went to Mustang Valley, Yep, but I think more like getting to know each other or whatever is probably soccer.
Speaker 1Probably yeah, I think soccer was probably yeah, had to be, yeah, had to be yeah. And then from there it was going over to your house and making movies, making skits. Yeah, Luckily his dad bought a camcorder at some point Now, not like the little handheld shit phones that we have nowadays. We're talking you put a whole VHS tape in the fucker.
Speaker 7It looked like something out of a movie. Yeah. And you know me, I'm so thankful Dad bought that thing. I really have no idea why Dad bought it, but I'm so glad he did, you know.
Speaker 1I mean, did he end up recording sports for you or anything like that?
Speaker 7well, yeah, there was, yeah, you know, football games. Yeah, um, um vacations no, not really no, no, no. Uh. Well, I mean you know between, I think between football, um, and then he ended up coming filming a bunch of our concerts and stuff like that, when I was playing music and then really, that's, that's about it.
Speaker 7Now there is, there is a. There is a VHS of a family reunion which I absolutely treasure because it has my grandfather talking and my granddad. God rest his soul. Man is a true hero. It was in D-Day World War II. Well, it allows me to remember how his voice sounds. Yeah, and it's great, absolutely great. And I'll tell you, it was recorded in 1995. How I know that is because my niece, my cousin Shane, had a little daughter. Her name is Alyssa, which I cherish. She's, I say she's my niece, she's really my second cousin, but she's my niece, sure.
Speaker 2Because my parents basically was like anyways, so there's a video of all this I call my older cousins, aunt and uncles, it just.
Speaker 7Yeah right?
Speaker 1I don't think there's not really that much of a difference anyway.
Speaker 7It's ultimately how you love them. Yeah, right, I don't think it's. There's not really that much of a difference. Anyway it's it's. It's ultimately how you love them. Yeah, I don't know. That sounds bad too, or?
Speaker 1if they're so much older yeah. You know, because my cousin cousins my age younger are kind of cousins, yeah, except for my wife's cousin that lives just about a mile away from us, my wife's cousin that lives just about a mile away from us. Their kids are like well God, kids, but we're unky and feces yeah. More like aunts and uncles. Right, because that's just weird.
Speaker 7Yeah. And my parents are like her grandparents. Yeah, kept her all the time. Yeah, kept her all the time. Yeah. So I have this video and she's on top of my dad's shoulders and she's trying to fall asleep. And, if you remember, my dad had a perm right and so she'd nod and man, that perm would get her right in the nose. It'd wake her up, she'd scratch her nose and she was just a little little baby and um, so that's how I know.
Speaker 7It was like a 1995 ish yeah, you know, and so uh, but yeah, no, we, yeah that that thing. Uh allowed us to do some beautiful uh, some beautiful bean footage Beautiful bean footage.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, that's where the uh. That's where Teddy uh, terror Teddy was born. That's right, was all of us just bored on a Friday, saturday night? Yeah, Like. Hey, let's make a little movie where a bear kills us all.
Speaker 7Well, so I the only thing I really remember, like. So there are things I do remember about it, but the thing as far as coming up with the idea is I remember you, we were sitting in the living room and I remember you looked over and he says what do you think about? What do you think about a, like a serial killer? And I remember, like, like, what he's like? Yeah, you know, that's a teddy bear, and I'm like talking, you know, and it just, and it came up to this whole deal and so, um, you know, the, the and, and all of a sudden, we, it, this, this idea of doing terror, teddy started like, hey, this, we could actually probably figure this thing out, yeah, so you know, I remember us, um, I had a little iowa studio or stereo in my bedroom.
Speaker 7That thing was freaking badass too. Um, and you know, I and see in and really cds were really new, yeah, and it was like one of the first CD players. It was my first CD player and it was new, and I had one Pantera album and I had a Rob Zombie, a white zombie album actually, a rob zombie or white zombie album actually, and and we and and I had these red curtains because I had a. I had a red ou water bed and I had red curtains and it was like the perfect backdrop for terror teddy to be behind those curtains and the intro was him coming out and you know, you announced them, the fucking metal music.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know, uh uh. What do they call it?
Speaker 7uh, possessing a teddy bear yeah, yeah, and so that that's pretty much how it kind. And then it just morphed into me getting killed, um, and then Brent got killed and then um, and then kind of the kind of the movie, well, actually I, I, I got really maimed the first go around and then he came back and finished me off, and then they then it killed brent and and then, you know, then you came up with the ideas, like man, that I probably ought to.
Speaker 7we should do an apology for this thing and I'm like what he's like man, just set the it at me. I want to sit in this rocker and just trust me on this one. I was like, okay, set it up Action. You're sitting there just knee deep in your nose Picking man and you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, the old nose picking guy, yeah, and then you go off and you just apologize for the suckiness of the movie and if we're just like, we're sorry we had to bear witness to this movie and, um, so yeah, that's, that was the original terror, teddy I think if I'm able to make any more movies, I want to do that after every one of my movies.
Speaker 7You got to. Sorry, I apologize it has to be during the rolling of the credits, right? Yep, yeah, oh, you know, and it was like groundbreaking cinematography too.
Speaker 1You know what I remember and recall? I think so.
Speaker 7Yeah, I mean we had to. We had the movie camera down on the ground when he was walking as the teddy bear, as you could see his hand. Yes, as he's walking that's right, it was, it was, it was, it was fucking great man, it was creative, creative, 100%.
Speaker 1And you know, I don't think there's many kids that are like that today, Not many that can be home by themselves and be creative in a sense that it's constructive, right, because they're all this, yeah, they're constructive Right, because they're all this. Yeah, they're all Yep Playing fucking Fortnite Right, you know it's screens yeah, 24-7. And, yeah, you can say you're shooting a movie, you got screens everywhere, I get it. But the difference is just that create creativity, creating something, entertaining yourself in some fashion, instead of having these, that's right.
Speaker 1Or a video game be the sole entertainment.
Speaker 7You know, the interesting part is, we thought it was the coolest fucking thing ever, man, oh god, I mean like we were fucking steven spielberg bro oscars hand them out like candy. All of us, all of us best picture.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, oh man.
Speaker 7If we could have submitted that to film festivals back then dude, especially like probably at our age, that might actually would have been pretty interesting just to see what, what kind of reaction like to see, like the fly on the wall. You know, especially back then when it wasn't a thing to for probably kids our age to to just have something laying around like I, hey, we ought to do that.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I think it's the access to that technology at the time.
Speaker 7Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1You know, whatever drove your dad to get it, he was like hell, yeah, man, yeah, I can do something with this.
Speaker 7We didn't have technology to cut in.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 7The supplies nothing, we didn't have any video editing.
Speaker 1So we had to do like pause recording, reset something, start the recording again. Yeah, so the cuts weren't smooth, but you can see where the creativity and the thought process was going yeah Well you know yeah.
Speaker 7Well, you know, excuse me man you know, yeah, Um but we had, we had great props Um hell, we used a real knife, we used we did use a real knife one that fake shit. You know the rubber shit, fake stuff.
Speaker 1No, it was real.
Speaker 7It was real too um, but we, you know it was like the perfect like, like we thought it was the like. One of the best scenes was totally by accident when, when we panned the camera to the front door as teddy was walking into the living room, he looks back at the front door and there a car drove by and it's just like yes, I couldn't have been more fucking perfect because then it seemed real. It was like that small car that drove by a small little section right there made it feel like it was real and not staged.
Speaker 1Yeah there was nobody on a walkie-talkie going okay roll car. Yeah exactly None of that shit. It just happened. Stance, yeah, yeah, there it is so.
Speaker 7you know the Terror, Teddy, if it was to come to fruition, I think 100%, you have to do the apology. Oh yeah, you gotta, yeah, you have to the apology.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, you got to. Yeah, you have to. I mean it troubles. I hope you can find the VHS tape.
Speaker 7Oh, and roll that.
Speaker 1And like, and we digitize it. Yes, you know so we can save it. You probably want to do that with a lot of your.
Speaker 7VHSs.
Speaker 1Now right, oh my God, yeah I know, but if you can find it, we could digitize it and have that little movie playing on a TV, because the script that I started working on for new version of Terror Teddy is that the main characters are at like a small little Comic-Con type thing, right, a little convention, right. Of course that could be playing on some monitor somewhere, dude 100 and it's. It's almost like one of those little easter eggs. Yes, that's back there where you see this bear killing people. Yeah, well, that's what's about to occur or has occurred in the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7That would be great. But we could get the. I think it would be awesome just to grab the apology part, the original apology part and throw that in Darren.
Speaker 1yes, no no, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yes, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I I have written into the script or put notes in the script where I want you and brent because our buddy brent dobbs was also in the original tipper teddy. He got killed too, yeah, and have you as cameos in the movie. That no one knows, oh yeah, but it gives you guys an opportunity to come be a part, and maybe you and brent are orderlies at this retirement center that end up getting killed. You know, just that would just be tremendous. And maybe try to mimic your new on-screen death with your old on-screen death and play those parallels yeah, because I mean and that's an easter egg for us, oh 100, like nobody would have
Dave's Music Career and Design Work
Speaker 7a fucking clue, yeah but it would, it would, it would, it would be kind of like the full circle, like you know, it's like, wow, we were, we were there for this whole thing. Yeah, man, I'm contributing to, I'm contributing to this cause because I think it'd be fucking awesome. Man, I really would great. Yeah, it'd be great. Yeah, man, I really would. Yeah, it'd be great.
Speaker 7Perfect. And see, here's the other thing. We should also do a Big Al commercial Inside, Inside, Like that's playing on a TV, like whenever they're coming. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Yeah. Big Al's Pawn Shop comes up on the TV Gold, gold, gold. Sell us your gold, whatever it is. Gold, gold, gold. Sell us your gold, whatever. Yeah, 100, we'll do some prosthetics on you so you can be big al, and also yourself, right, oh, but big al can be a pirate guy. Yeah, that has a pawn shop with a flannel yeah, you know you know, and oh, for sure yeah yeah, easy, that's.
Speaker 1That's the I'm going to start working on it again because I'm I'm at the point now with my script unholy alliance, where it is by the way, I'm excited about that too.
Speaker 7By the way, man, I really hope that takes off, because I really would like to see that for you. To be honest with you, man, fucking great.
Speaker 1I'll share the script to you. Yes, please, you can read the whole thing, but it is. It's pretty much finalized, any rewrites or additions. I kind of wanted to put in it that I thought about later, or in it now. Okay, it is pretty much pretty much locked in yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Unholy Alliance, unholy Alliance. I've probably said it before Semi-finalist, yes, for best screenplay at the International Indie Filmmaking or Film and Screenplay Festival in France. God, that occurs, I think, sometime in November. See if I won, I don't know, but it was cool being a semi-finalist. But we also now have Unholy Alliance in a pre-launch phase on Kickstarter. In the description of this episode, which will also be on YouTube, I'll have a link to that Kickstarter. Go, click that. Notify me on launch. Yes, if you can't donate, that's cool. Share it, share it. Share it with your people, share it with your network.
Speaker 1Maybe there's somebody that is like, hey, this sounds cool, and if they need to, if there's a high level donor that wants to read the script before donating, have them reach out, we'll have a chat. I may not have an issue with that, because, oh oh, that script is copyrighted. Okay, yeah, so that's right, Got a little protection here. Okay, it's like a condom, the script. It's a magnum, it's a prophylactic.
Speaker 7It's a paper prophylactic.
Speaker 1Yeah, so Anyway, that's my little plug on that.
Speaker 7Yes, unholy Alliance.
Speaker 1Mm, mm, she's got a big beaver. Well, that was interesting, okay, well, switch topics, I guess. Yes, let's see what else you? You were in a christian heavy metal band, right, I was, yeah, drumming, yeah, on the cans yeah, what was that like, uh, it was interesting.
Speaker 7Uh, you know we uh death metal band, uh and uh, uh, you know I really started playing uh back my senior year tony horton is the one who talked me into playing drums and and um loved the guy Um and uh, yeah, I ended up playing um, you know, uh, for a band called um Obliteration and uh, it turned into, morphed into a band called Death List and then, you know, from there we got to play with all kinds of people man, it was, it was great.
Speaker 7Um, uh, spent a lot of time cannibal corpse, uh, suffocation, immolation, a lot of shuns, uh, yeah, um, and you know, we got to, we got to do a whole lot. We got to see a whole lot, got to see a whole lot, got to travel a whole lot, a whole whole lot, and it was cool, it really was. I mean, fortunately, we were all talented enough that we got a lot of respect, even though we were a Christian band and we never really caught any flack over it at all. I think if the music's good, yeah, it doesn't matter, it really doesn't. No, yeah, I think the funniest thing have you ever heard of a band called Obituary?
Speaker 1I've might have seen their name at some point but not really familiar.
Speaker 7Okay, so Obituary is an old-school death metal band. They've been around for 100 years and we're playing with them in Bricktown at the Bricktown Brewery not the brewery that you think of, this is back when it was just dirt Nothing there. There was nothing there. Literally, it was a warehouse that was just like hottest balls. But we were playing with obituary. We were playing with obituary and I'm like you know the show's over Obituary's done and I'm like looking for my dad, Okay, and I'm like where the fuck is my dad?
Speaker 7And I'm looking around, looking around looking around and I'm like, where the fuck is my dad? And I'm looking around, looking around, looking around, I'm like, well, I guess he must have went home, because, well, we don't have pagers I don't even think I could afford a pager at the time, you know. So I was like, well, I guess dad went home, you know. So I get home, and you know, because we were, we were traveling so much there was no reason for me to have an apartment, you know, I just stayed at my parents, you know. And when I get home I was like dad's not here. So I started getting a little worried. So I stayed up and a few hours later dad rolls in and I'm like, where the hell have you been? He's like, oh, I guess I forgot. I should've came and probably found you. Um, no, no, I was.
Speaker 7I was on the bus with the guy, some obituary, we were all eating sandwiches and had a beer, and it's like what? And so, yeah, so they were, he was, you know. But that was, yeah, that was my dad, you know, he was, you know he, and he just always, I mean, he always made a point to just talk to people and and he was engaging. And the next thing. You know, everybody was always cool with him, you know, and but you probably remember this man, my house was a revolving door of people staying.
Speaker 7I mean, we had we'd had bands stay at our house constantly. And then you know, of course, all my friends, you everybody, they always stayed at my parents' house. My parents always fed us. I mean, it was that way all the way until they finally moved to Texoma, out the Lake Texoma, but it was that way. It was a revolving door. It was always door open. You need help, come on in. You know you need to stay somewhere for a little bit. Okay, yeah, come on, we got this room. Yeah, you know, that's just how they were. And, um, I'm so thankful for that, you know, um and uh. So, yeah, it was, it was great. Yeah, to answer your question, it was fantastic. I wouldn't have traded it at that time. And then I played in a bunch of other bands too after that and even when I moved to Texas and I kept playing, and then I ended up just being more of a session drummer and just playing on a bunch of albums for random people, for whoever needed yeah yeah, so it was a lot of fun what uh?
Speaker 1are you still doing that now, or or was there something in your life that well, kind of took you another direction?
Speaker 7I have everything you still do still do. Oh yeah, I have everything. I got an absolutely fantastic drum set. I play on GMS drums, which are really nice. You know, really kind of life happened. You know, recorded a bunch of songs for an album. Uh, this was back in like 2013, 2012, 2013, ish, um, and that was really the last true stuff that I'd done, uh, and then you know, just freaking life just happened, man, you know, and uh, uh, just really haven't been able to get back into it and um, but uh, you know I'm going to be building a house here fairly soon.
Speaker 7Yeah and uh, uh, we're going to be doing a Barnum Minium. Uh and uh, uh, and once I get that, I'm really going to try to see about just playing.
Speaker 1Have a space, have a space for that. Yeah, Really would like to, because that takes up quite a bit of space.
Speaker 7Oh my.
Speaker 1God, I played drums for a while. I started back in oh, this would have been maybe 2000. Oh, this would have been maybe 2000. And let's see, I got out of the Army in 02, probably 04, roughly and played for several years, got fairly decent I think I was pretty good Worked my way up and being able to use a double kick, okay, you know. So that was cool for me, yeah, but kind of the same thing. The guys that I really hung out at the time that played bass, sang, played guitar, just kind of stopped hanging out, you know. And drums are fun to play, but sometimes they're not so fun to play alone. Whatever, just the vibe, you know, getting the vibe from your bass player or a guy playing guitar and just being able to, you know just kind from your bass player or a guy playing guitar and just being able to, yeah, you know, just kind of riff out or whatever you know they have this.
Speaker 7They have this thing called. I don't know if you've seen it on youtube or not, but, um, but there's actually a website called drummio. Have you seen this?
Speaker 1okay, I've watched. I follow them on youtube. Yeah, so do I, yeah.
Speaker 7So I'm telling you it's like one of the best things you could do, I mean because it's cool, because you may, you can really just riff out on stuff that. I mean they got some classic stuff, you know, like from motley crew to. You know stuff that it's not going to beat you down to a pulp, you know, um, you know like a Gojira or or something along those lines, but stuff that you can just really just kind of groove into. And then you know, if you just close your eyes long enough, hell, you might be on stage thinking you're doing it, you know. So it's kind of the same thing and that's really kind of what I want to do, to be honest, you know, and I have a friend of mine.
Speaker 7Actually, I filled in for his band for quite a bit. They were really like a Metallica style band called Eternal Decision, and hey, didn't you go see them with me? No, no, I can't remember who all went with me on that, no, but anyways. So I filled in for them for a little bit and he's probably one of my best friends and you know, he's like hey, man, I'm getting old. I was like, yeah, me too. And he's like well, you want to write some music. Yeah, because we're all kind of getting close to that midlife crisis shit, you know, and we kind of don't know what to do.
Speaker 7Get in there, Okay well, maybe In it I got a toenail in it. Yeah. I'm not full. I'm not full. I don't know how to say that. I dropped multiple ten thousands of dollars on a side-by-side so I could be in that. I'm with you. I dropped multiple ten thousands of dollars on a side-by-side so I could be in it.
Speaker 1Well, you know, fuck it. Who cares? Fuck it. Yeah, we're going to play, we're in it.
Speaker 7Yeah, I mean, we fucking earned this shit. Yeah. You know. But yeah, we're both kind of like we don't have to play live, have to play live, let's just write some music, okay. So you know, his son now plays guitar and uh, a pretty talented kid and he's young too and uh, and he's getting into he's really big into van halen, which I love the fact that he's gotten them into van halen you know, um, instead of whatever this popcorn shit they have going on nowadays.
Speaker 7So, uh well, oh new. Yeah, I thought about. By the way, I thought about you the other day and I'll tell you why I hope you weren't in the shower I was not in the shower, wait anyway. Anyways, no, um they uh on my spotify, um Spotify. You know they now have this guy that is a DJ now.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, like the AI, dj or some shit like that right.
Speaker 7Yeah, it's fucking great too, by the way, at least it is for me anyways. But, dude, he like went back-to-back on some Vogue Display of Power stuff and I was like, oh, my God, my god, I know, that's what I'm saying. That's what I was like. It's like, you know, like she would be all into this right now because, dude, this guy, guess who's still rocking that shit yeah, that was like that shit's timeless pantera, timeless, rage, of rage against the machine, timeless.
Speaker 1You want to talk about young kids saying Timeless, pantera, yeah, timeless, rage Against the Machine, timeless. Yes. You want to talk about young kids saying, oh, it's a bop, those bands, every album, every track is a fucking bop. Yeah, I challenge you to find an album today where you're not skipping over 98% of the songs. Oh, 100%. You can put on Pantera, I don't care which album. Yeah, rage for me anyway. Right, any album, I can listen to it start to end and not skip anything.
Speaker 7Yeah, 100% yeah.
Speaker 1It's hard to find, yeah, it's hard to find. It's hard to find dude, and it's like how did those bands do it? That is unreal because you don't see it.
Speaker 7No, but we'll see, we grew up in the best music era in the world?
Speaker 1I don't give a.
Speaker 7You know and you know. Bless Charlie Kirk, prove me wrong, prove me wrong. I'm just saying Alice in Chains, alice in Chains, yeah, alice in Chains. I mean, we had the good Metallica too. By the way, we had the good stuff. Yes, okay, we didn't. Yes, tool.
Speaker 1Now this was before their newer records, where every song is like 27 minutes. Yeah, it's still good music. I mean the technicality they have in their music is crazy, but those older original Tool records.
Speaker 7Oh fantastic, Chef's Kiss.
Speaker 1God.
Speaker 7They were great.
Speaker 1Finally got to see Tool, did you Finally? Yes, where'd you see him? At Tulsa, okay, and I think we either went to won an OKC or we went back to Tulsa. I think we saw him twice. Great, wanted to go see Rage when they had that small reunion, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't really raging against the machine when it came to ticket prices. They were un-fucking-real.
Speaker 7They were raging against your wallet and I was was like you know yeah, guys, I loved you.
Speaker 1I still kind of do, but that kind of ticket price come on guys.
Speaker 7Yeah see, I went, so when. So I was the creative director out of choc-toc casino and so when I was there, we at the time we were sponsoring the dallas stars. We just got into that sponsorship and they had a suite and, uh, fortunately, I was lucky enough, uh, to be able to have that suite for the motley crew uh show, and I got to go, and you know, that's the one where they had the freaking excuse me, uh, where they had basically a roller coaster for the drum set and you know, it was just oh it's just insane.
Speaker 7And um, and it was great, alice alice cooper was there um opening for him. It's fantastic and you knew every song, you sang every song. There's not a bad song in any Motley album Right Dude, poison, for example. Poison, okay, dude. A lot of people can hate on poison all they want.
Speaker 1We all knew their shit because they were on MTV when it was really MTV, and you know, I mean, that's just like the modern-day Nickelback, yeah or Creed.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1You know people are like oh, you listen to that shit, but they're singing every song. Can you take me higher? Yeah, you know people are like oh, you listen to that shit, but they're singing every song. Can you take me higher? Yeah, you know, it's like hey, you know the words.
Speaker 7Yeah, you know the words.
Speaker 1To all of them.
Speaker 7Yeah, because it played on the cat Look at this fellow that I have.
Speaker 1You know we all, yeah, they're kind of you know, yeah, yeah, you can't hate on Poison.
Speaker 7No, because you know their songs. You know them, yeah, and you just do. And the whole band's getting back together to do this reunion deal. And so David Surface and I we went to a Rangers game this last weekend and we were talking about that and he's a massive Poison fan, just massive Poison fan, and I remember we were inison fan and he went. I remember we were in middle school and he got to go to the Open Up and Say Ah tour and I was like, oh sorry, son of a bitch, I wish I would have gone, you know, and it's. But we were talking, but we were like we got to go.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's gotta go, you know one of the favorite, one of my favorite bands I ever saw. I still love this concert and I'll go back and watch youtube videos of them part really oh my god I went to a heart at the zoo and
Speaker 1yeah it was so fucking badass. How can you not love barracuda? Oh, yeah, sure they have. So they have so many bops, yeah, and at that time, uh, and still sounded really powerful, really, yeah, that's great. Like she not so much now. She can still belt out a little bit right, because they've done some recent gigs, sure, um, but man, I can't remember what year that was, but it was probably. Well, that was back before me and casey got together, so it was prior to 2012. Okay, so you're talking 2008, 2009. So you're talking like 16 years ago? Gotcha, roughly, that's a pretty long time, especially for a singer, yeah, yeah, especially one getting older, like them two, but so good.
Speaker 7You know who else is horrible right now that I was, it's sad to see he needs to hang it up is David Lee Roth. Oh God, have you seen some of the recent stuff?
Speaker 1It's so bad? I think I have a sound bite. No, you don't. Here's David Lee Roth.
Speaker 7I remember that song.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah, and that's pretty much. Yeah, that's a matter of fact. Yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 1Why are you doing that to people? I don't know? These people are paying good, hard-earned money for you to put out a performance like that. I can't believe someone like that, a professional, can hear or see a recording of that and go, fucking nailed it. I can't wait for the show tomorrow night. That's right. No way, man, no, no way, no. I kind of think that way too. About Axl Rose oh yeah, dude, you've destroyed your voice. Yep, just. I think I've heard some people that say when he actually sings in a lower register, it's not bad, it's pretty good. Right, dude, just change everything, everything. Just stay in that register. Don't, don't try to because you can't. Yeah, at some point you have to be able to look mirror and go. I am not putting out the right product that would qualify people paying that amount of money to come see us play.
Speaker 7So you know, I saw Striper not all that long ago and let me tell you something the dude still has it and that's kind of what you're. It's kind of like you know the band is old, you know these, of what you're. It's kind of like you know the band is old, you know these guys you're going yeah, there's your expectation.
Speaker 1You have to drop it. Yeah, in line and still yeah.
Speaker 7But when you go in he still gets it. You're just like oh yes, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1Now. Oh yes, thank you. Thank you Now whether some people agree or not whether they should be called Pantera. I think Phil has done a pretty decent job. Yes, Coming back out touring as Pantera, I still think they can still use the name. But anyway, I mean, you want him to be called something else. They're still going to play all the same songs, right? So who cares? But he's done a pretty damn good job of one, getting him whole self healthy and keeping his voice healthy through the tour.
Speaker 7If you listen to when they first came back, you listen to their first few shows and then you listen to the ones that were just not too long ago, just like a month ago. Huge difference. You can tell he's got back into playing form. Yeah. And his voice is stronger. He sounds like Phil. He doesn't sound like out of breath old Druggy.
Speaker 1Yeah, alcoholic. Phil no.
Speaker 7He sounds like Phil, Like the later Phil, because he can't do the Cowboys from Hell stuff. That's gone. You know he couldn't do that really when Far Beyond Driven he was done, you know. But he's sounding like Far Beyond Driven. Yeah. And that's what we kind of want really.
Speaker 1You know, Give us that he's keeping things in his wheelhouse, that it's currently at, that's right. That's right. Some of the older guys that are still thinking they're back in the 80s.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1It's not working, not working. David Lee Roth sorry dude, not working, not working, not working. Sammy Agar, and you know what? Don't wear those tight leather pants either. Oh God, okay, we don't need to see little Davey Roth in its little bitty bulge in your leather pants. Yeah. When you're singing awful, and you got the little dinghy Dude, yeah, rock some Cialis before you go out. Truthhy Dude, yeah, rock some Cialis before you go out. Truth, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 7But yeah, sammy Hager, though Fantastic, he still has it Speaking of Cabo Wabo, yeah, Okay, so stop the drumming.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was next for Dave and his life Professionally? What did you get into?
Speaker 7And how did you get there? Well, so I've always been a designer. I mean that's kind of one of the things I've absolutely loved. I mean outside of so, as you know, I grew up at the Oklahoma City State First Speedway always been a designer. I mean that's kind of one of the things I've absolutely loved. I mean outside of so, as you know, I've I grew up at the oklahoma city state for speedway, okay, growing up, and so I remember all that. So I, I lived out the track.
Speaker 7So racing was a massive deal in my life and it still is actually, and but professionally, um, really kind of, when the drumming was kind of coming to an end, I knew I actually needed to, hey, I probably ought to make some money now, you know, actually do something with my life, and I love designing stuff. So I kind of went in that direction. So um went to school, uh, uh, and um got a degree in graphic design, multimedia and, and you know it going, they are not aware of what adulting is, and but the cool thing about it is I knew a lot of the shit in the courses, you know. So, like history breeze, you know, because I had to take all that shit, you know, yeah, um, so all your normal stuff. You know it had to take all that shit. You know, yeah, um, so all your normal stuff. You know was really easy. Got through school, um, I ended up being the class speaker for graduation, for crying out loud, uh, so I had an old man speaking.
Speaker 7You know, as a graduate, yeah, yeah um, but I say old, I wasn't really that old, but you know, I became a designer and man, I've been really really blessed to be able to do some really cool stuff, man, yeah, so I think I've seen things throughout the years of yeah, you know.
Speaker 1Different advertising campaigns that you've been a part of.
Speaker 7Yeah, so, and I'm going to be making an apology, a national apology to everybody, on something that I designed that ended up on the shelves of grocery stores. Oh no, and I and there's a few people that know about it, there's a few people that know about it and I got to make it a formal because it ended up being a complete failure for a massive company. Oh no, oh yes, it's not.
Speaker 1Cracker Barrel, is it? No, but it's, it's a, but it's.
Speaker 7It's almost as bad. Oh no, I'm not and I'm not even exaggerating, and you might actually remember it too. So yeah, so I got to do some really cool stuff with like AT&T Mitsubishi Motors at the time. So that was kind of the early part in my career. Then, you know, I got into. Then I went to work for a company called Group 360. It was an agency and the only thing they did was the only client they had was Dr Pepper Snapple at the time. Now it's Dr Pepper Couric, but Dr Pepper Snapple at the time.
Speaker 7Well, so this is where part of the apology comes in. I got to do some really cool shit. You know, they just took over doing all the college football stuff, so they already had contracts with the NFL. So I got to do a lot of the NFL, uh, signage and stuff like that and a lot of the stadiums, right, um. And then I got to work on the college football stuff, mainly because they knew I was a college football geek, right, um and uh and and shout out OU for whooping Michigan's ass. So, um, but that was like a big thing for me.
Speaker 7Then I got to work on the Avengers movie for Dr Pepper Snapple, because they were the official sponsor and, if you remember, they had all the cans when the original movie came out. Yeah, they did all the cans. So I got to design all the cans, all the packaging for the 12 packs, all that stuff, right? What was even more cool, we got to design all the billboards in the movie. So the little Easter eggs that you're talking about, there are some of my own in that first original adventure movies because I did all of the billboards for them, which leads me into my public apology.
Speaker 7So I just want to say everybody I apologize for this product. It was not my intention to be this sucky it was of. I blame this on our account executive for fucking us at the time. Yeah, we were. They were going to release a new product, a new drink. Dr Pepper was Okay. Okay, and we had to present what I thought for designs, for packaging designs. So we designed a case like a box, that a case would come in the can itself and then sort of a kind of like what it would look like on the shelf type deal. So we did these. I spent like a couple months working on this stuff type deal, so we did these. You know, I spent like a couple months working on this stuff, man, you know. And like high end, like this is big, this is big stuff. Like new product launch to whole nine yards. Like they have millions and millions of dollars to back in the marketing side of it, from commercials to production. I mean, dude, it was fucking massive.
Speaker 7So the day before the account executive was on maternity leave, she was going to come back early for this meeting leave, she was going to come back early for this meeting. And so she comes back the day before and she'd been briefed and stuff like that throughout the time. But she's like well, that's great, we have four. Where's the fifth one? And I'm like I have, show, here's have four. She's no, we told him five. I'm like you do know this is an eight o'clock presentation in the morning. We're not going to have five. She's like we got to have five. So go, fuck, this is like two o'clock in the afternoon. I'm being told this. I was like, well, fuck me.
Speaker 7So I run to my desk, get in the office and I'm like, fuck, what I'm going to do here. Fuck, what am I going to do here? So I go in and I literally jump on like Shutterstock or something. I think it was Shutterstock at the time. I pull down this fucking shitty brushed metal, fake gray piece, slap that on there. Gray piece, slap that on there.
Speaker 7I went and got the worst fucking like ugly rivets. You know, like they're fucking ugly dude, like these chrome rivets, like don't even look real, slap them, motherfuckers, on. You know. And I slapped the logo on it and like here, bitch, that's pretty much in my mind, that's what I'm saying. And I'm like here, and and I even did the can that way the whole nine yards. So the next morning we go into this meeting and I'm presenting this thing and we strategically place this right in the middle. Right, because you want two strong ones, two strong endings the middle fuck it. Hopefully we can breeze over it. It'll totally breeze over it. Does right, because you want two strong ones, two strong endings the middle fuck it.
Speaker 1They won't hopefully we can breeze it'll totally breeze over it.
Speaker 7Does that happen, fuck? No, they're like uh, we like that one. I'm like, let me, let me just talk, let me let me explain that, why we think these others might actually be a little stronger. Um, you know, and and without us telling oh hey, by the way, we really only had it was kind of last minute. Yeah, it was the last second because someone messed up. Yeah, we didn't want to go there, but they would have had none of it. None of it. Now this turned into Dr Pepper 10.
Speaker 1Dr Pepper 10. Is that the?
Speaker 710 calorie or whatever, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7And they're like you know, we liked it so much. We're going to pivot and we're going to market this as this is a drink for men. Yep, this is a manly diet drink. So what do they do? They go do this commercial. They're like in this jeep going through the jungle shit's blowing up. They stop and the guy cracks open this Dr Pepper tin and shit and then they have this guy in the fucking mountains. If you look it up, you'll see the shittiness of this packaging of fucking mountains and shit. If you look it up, you'll find you'll see the shittiness of this packaging. You Google, google Dr Pepper 10, you will see the shittiest fucking packaging known to man. It was because it was a last second shit. And what does it do? Boom, it tanks. Fucking horrible. And they spent millions, upon millions, upon millions of dollars to launch this product and it tanked.
Speaker 3Want to know how to take a shit in a coffee cup.
Speaker 7That's exactly what it did. So America, I don't even think it even went past. America.
Speaker 1I don't think you need to apologize I think Dr Pepper should For trying to make a diet drink manly.
Speaker 7That is so fucking true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr Pepper, come on.
Speaker 1Yeah, man up and say hey, we messed up. Diet drinks are not for guys. That's right, that's right, but diet beers are. That's a little bolter. I see so many guys. That's a little bolter, I know.
Speaker 7That's mainly what's sold out at the stadium at OU. It's ultra, anyway, anyways. So I apologize, america, I don't know, I it's ultra, anyway, anyways. So yeah, so I apologize, america, I don't know, I got, I have to take some responsibility in it. I just didn't know it was going to be that shitty. Yeah, I didn't know it was going to feel that bad.
Speaker 1Well, I mean, it was probably more on them than you.
Practical Effects vs CGI in Movies
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah. So then you know from there what the fucking doing shit for Samsung USA. So I did all their shit the coolest piece I've ever done still to this day. I got to light up fucking Times Square, which is really fucking cool, and it was really a difficult piece that I actually do because it's like on 20 different massive monitors you have to kind of it's like a jigsaw puzzle, right, um, so got to do some really cool shit, uh, with that, and then you know, then I end up somehow, or another fucking creative director out at chococasino of all things you know, and um, what's the creative director do?
Speaker 7they over everything. They make all the creative decisions. So anything that's got to so that's kind of where I've been is in creative director role. Any, the ultimate, the last door, the last guy that approves everything before it goes to the executives Right, that's me. So pretty much of it sucks balls. It's not on, it's not on my team, it's on me. Yeah. Yeah, so, uh, you, you kind of become a mentor in a lot of ways, um, especially with, like, junior designers, uh, you know, and just trying to get them right.
Speaker 1Well, you know, this guy's done a few casino commercials. That's true. Yes, that is true. Yeah, I did a Kiowa casino that is down well, the one we filmed at was down near Lawton Right, um, and then I did uh. Well, before that I did uh uh, what's it? Uh, lucky star.
Speaker 7So do they shut, like part of the casino down for you to film? No Well like how does that? How does that?
Speaker 1work yes and no. I think they try to pick a day where they're a little slower. I'm sure they can see that in all of their data.
Speaker 7Oh 100%.
Speaker 1You know, tuesday mornings were pretty slow, right.
Speaker 1So let's do it then Right, were pretty slow, right, so let's do it then, right, um, and so they're still customers around gaming and, uh, you, if one just happens to come and sit on a machine that's in view of the camera, I don't think they really tell them to move. They may not start filming yet, they may wait, they may pivot somehow, right, uh, but yeah, I mean, there's still customers everywhere. Now, kiowa casino we filmed in their restaurant, but I think it was a day probably when the restaurant was closed. Okay, they have a steakhouse in there. That was a pretty fun shoot. Yeah, so they don't really close much down, they kind of keep things running for the most part yeah, they can't.
Speaker 7I guess they really can't.
Speaker 1No, they definitely don't want to show it anymore.
Speaker 7No, no, no way.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no they definitely don't want to shut it. No, no, no no, no, no, no, no. But Lucky Star kind of, not even kind of, they screwed over the actors. So what happened was you didn't get your free play. No, in fact I didn't know I could have negotiated a little bit more. At least my agent could have and I could have got a room there. And I think some of the actors that did stay overnight they did get you know like 25 bucks or whatever it was in free play.
Speaker 1But I showed up. I don't mind driving, so I just left early early that morning and got there. But what happened was we had our first contract. Agents looked it over and was like, yeah, we're good, signed it. There we go. We show up to work that day and they just kind of quickly slide stuff to us and say, hey, we need you to sign these so we can get going.
Speaker 7You had no idea what you were signing, did you? No. No no.
Speaker 1No, I was still fairly new to the business, right.
Speaker 7Do you remember how much you got paid for that?
Speaker 1No, I don't. I could probably look, but that was several years ago. It's all foggy now, isn't it all? Most of it, yes, and you know, I just wanted to work and, to be honest, I'm kind of a dumb guy. I'm not going to understand those contracts in the first place.
Speaker 1Right, right you know what I should have done. I should have taken a photo of it and sent that photo to my agent. I have reviewed it Because our agents got word afterwards. So what happened was that the new documents we signed was a new contract that superseded, overridden the other contract. Oh, no, so they have my likeness and everything I did there in perpetuity. So they pulled a fast. One is what they did. Yeah, and they knew exactly what they were doing. Yeah, and so now my agent, I'll probably never do another Lucky Star Casino commercial. Yeah, my agent will just be like, nah, we're not doing it.
Speaker 1And I get it. Yeah, so now I know Right, if production is like hey, just sign this, so we can get going, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, what do we got here? Let me. It says contract, so let me snap that. Hey, christina, stephanie, what do y'all think about this? Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 7Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1So they kind of Kind of hosed you there, buddy, yeah, yeah, and this business will do that to people. Yes, so when they filmed Twisters, they filmed that in Oklahoma, out El Reno area, other parts of the state probably. But what they were doing is they were getting. When you first start acting, a lot of things you do, you'll do background work. That's how you'll do background work, right. That's how you kind of get going, and sometimes you do background for free if it's a good enough project. Sometimes it's 80 bucks a day. You're not making a whole lot, right. They started having these background actors come in. They started having these background actors come in and they had them come into an area and they were 3D scanning them. They would pay them their $80 and send them on their way, because now they have that 3D image of you that that can production and I think what they did to them they can use that at any time so they can VFX you into God knows what other background that you may not be happy that you're a background in.
Speaker 2Wow, you know maybe you're a fluffer in a porn movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know in the background or whatever it is. That's crazy man. Yeah, so and that happened before the big SAG after strike. No, happened before sagged after strike no happened before, and so a lot of the actors now are keen to that kind of bullshit. Really, yeah.
Speaker 1You know, you know with with AI and everything now, and what AI can do, and it's only going to get better. Um, ai can do and it's only going to get better. There's some actors that are a little bit nervous about how much of a career they will have depending on what level AI can get to.
Speaker 7It's getting close, man.
Speaker 1It's getting close. Yeah, it's getting getting close. Man, it's getting close. Yeah, my hope is that those because they're predicting that you know ai will be able to make a full-length feature film right, and there's no actors, there's just ai generated. She did, you give it the script and it'll do it It'll do it Right, I don't think it'll have much heart.
Speaker 7No, it can't.
Speaker 1There's no way. There's no way. I would hope so. Yeah. And if it does get to that point, then we got other problems.
Speaker 7Have you gotten to the point to where, when it comes to movies, you gotten to the point to where, when it comes to movies you like, for me I'm getting to the point where I'm more attracted to the non-effect movies. So once without the effects, yeah, you know. No, no, massive cgi shit. Just I just like like raw filming anymore I love practical effects.
Speaker 1Yeah, yes, exactly. I think when studios started going heavy cgi, you not only did you lose this, uh, I think you feel more of a connection when you're watching a movie and it's practical effects than if it was all CGI, because you know what it is. I mean, you know when a CGI Sure, for the most part, yeah, um, but you also lose those people that have that craftsmanship 100%.
Speaker 1Yes, to build all those things. Yes, like I started watching some behind the scenes for um, and how they made parts of aliens and how they did the uh, the big loader that ripley gets in. Yeah, I never knew this until just a couple of days ago. I was like, how do they do the loader scene? Because that thing looks like they created a real fucking loader. Right, the loader was hollow. They had an actor inside the loader that the actor's arms and legs are moving, the arms and legs of the loader are moving the arms and legs of the loader and it's like a dance between or.
Speaker 1It's a dance, yeah, it's a dance between, or with Sigourney Ripley and the person in the loader, like it's a dance. He's leading her. That's crazy In the suit.
Speaker 2In the loader suit that actor is somehow controlling, you know, because I had the claws right.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's working the claws so he's, this massive puppeteer yeah that's so and that looks so fucking good. Yeah, if you were to CGI that now.
Speaker 7It wouldn't look. No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I don't think it would work.
Speaker 7No.
Speaker 1You would know that it's CGI, but in that movie, because that's my favorite movie Aliens is by far my favorite movie and I've been on a kick movie. Aliens is by far my favorite movie and I've been on a kick and I've probably watched it four or five times in the last two months okay that loader looks so fucking real in that movie when she's in it walking around, it's as if they really created a fully functional loader. They did, though they kind of did, right yeah.
Speaker 7But there's a dude in it. Yeah, but still. But they did. He's in a big cardboard box robot.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's amazing. You lose that skill when you go to CGI. You lose the craftsmanship of that when you go CGI. Yeah lose the craftsmanship of that when you go CGI. Yeah, I think there's a place for CGI because I think there's very talented people that are working in CGI. Yeah, so I think in some scenarios it works Right. But, man, if you can go, practical God, it's so much better.
Speaker 7So I was at the gym right just the other day Actually it was yesterday and I'm sitting there doing this cardio. I look up and they have TV screens all over the place. You can't hear any of it, right? It just shows it had Avatar on it. One of the Avatars I don't know how many there are, but anyways, it had Avatar on it. One of the avatars I don't know how many there are, but anyways had avatar on it. And it was so bad that you're like how are people watching it? I could not never age as well. It never does at all. Aliens.
Speaker 1Yeah, dude, what they and there's. There are a ton of other movies from that era that use practical effects. That are just amazing. The creativity. Yeah, I didn't know, there was a guy in the loader.
Speaker 1You never know the uh, the champions of that movie, the sound engineers, oh, the way they do, the unsung heroes of almost most movies. And that's what I've learned bad sound, you could have the most beautiful movie, bad sound will kill it. Yep, 100, great sound have it. And the sound they did synced up with the loader in the movie, it lends you to believe that that thing you could go, get in it and go wherever you want, pick anything up, throw an alien out of the fucking goddamn airlock, right.
Speaker 7But yeah, yeah, it's a weird business's weird, it it is um, but no, I, I just I'm just kind of drawn to those kind of movies. Now, you know, um, so I it's. You know that that's one of the reasons why I absolutely loved the ford first ferrari, because there wasn't a whole lot of CGI in that. Um, you know it. You know, and I don't know how how to. I got to see those movie cars, you know, in person and you know they're I mean, they're not the real deal right, but they're not.
Speaker 1they're not track ready.
Speaker 7No, but you saw the stuff they tore up those crash scenes. That's not CGI. They didn't do any CGI on the crash scenes and that was like the beauty of the movie, because that was like one of the things they were really proud of, because they wanted it to be authentic, as authentic as they could, and I think they pretty much nailed it.
Speaker 1Well, you look at Mad Max Fury Road. Yeah, those vehicles, they built those vehicles. There's a little bit of. Cgi in that movie of course. But man, so many practical effects and vehicles that were actually built for that it's totally different.
Speaker 7The heavy metal semi. Totally Dude just give it to me yeah.
Speaker 1The avatars. They may look beautiful now, in five years it'll age. It's kind of already. Yeah, it's kind of like when George Lucas went back in the Star Wars movies and put in the awful CGI and ruined those original trilogies where you can't even go out and find those movies without that CGI. Yeah, Unless you're smart. Yeah, unless you're smart, know where to go and you know where to go and you download them. And you're smart, unless you're smart and you know where to go and you download them and you have them and they're beautiful Practical effects. All the way, all the way.
Speaker 1If I start making anything, if I'm able to get to that point, I will do practical effects as much as possible. Oh yeah, sure, and you kind of have to when you're an indie filmmaker, because some of the costs of the CGI that work.
Speaker 7Probably just due to roof, I imagine yeah 100%.
Speaker 1Now that doesn't mean practical effects are cheap. That's still some good money for those people that have that talent.
Speaker 10Sure.
Speaker 1And you want to pay them what they're worth, of course, yeah, yeah, but it's just going to look better. Yeah, it's going to look better, yeah, yeah, and I think it's just also being creative in your movie-making process, right, what can you do? What camera tricks can you do to simulate something more real than just, oh, we'll just VFX some shit in there. That happens It'll look like garbage, garbage, yeah, nah, nah, nah. So what's up now? What's up for Dave now? What's he doing? Cause I know you're, uh, you're out there on them dirt tracks now.
Speaker 7Yeah, man, uh dirt truck racing has always been a big part of my life, right and uh um you know uh alive. Right and uh um you know uh. So a shout out to um, all my homies at uh dirt empire magazine and and I'm one of their senior photographers, which, which it's really, it's really a privilege, um, because I, you know, I had, I had opportunities actually being a race car when I was, you know, when I was growing up, um, but I grew up on race car drivers. You know, talk about Farrell. Those dudes just snagged me, throw me on the three wheeleler and off we go. My parents didn't care. He's a race car driver, he's probably not the the, the dude you really just want to trust your kid with. Yeah, he's.
Speaker 7You know he's not sunday driving, but the car owners were afraid of my mom, yeah, and so they just, they're like I don't want to put you in a car, but you're your mother, you know. And so, um, and you know, so I never was really able to get into a car, but I always kept around sprint car racing and so I picked up a camera and my dad actually did a lot of photography stuff and he would sometimes be able to shoot out the State Fair Speedway at some races. He was able to do that. And you know, my dad worked for McLean's RVs and you know, during the summertime he'd get like the nicest freaking used motorhome on the lot, bring it home and we'd go follow the World of Outlaws or NCRA or whatever. We'd follow them for a week or two, you know, all over the country. And, um, and it was a childhood, I would never trade for world, especially the racing part, and so the camera allowed me to stay engaged yeah and I'm so glad because I'm now seeing guys that I idolized growing up.
Speaker 7Their sons are my age and now their sons are starting to get. You know what I'm saying. So I'm starting to see the generational section of it. Yeah and um.
Speaker 7But the other thing too is, you know, I've been where I've been really blessed with um, the stuff is like being able to shoot, like the chili bowl in tulsa. Uh, it's a huge race, um, in tulsa. That usually happens like the second or third week of January and pretty much any NASCAR driver there's NASCAR drivers that run this thing, there's IndyCar drivers that run this thing. Pretty much the best drivers in the world will fly in and run this thing in Tulsa, oklahoma, out at the Expo and it's a week-long deal. And it's a week long deal, um.
Speaker 7And through the chili bowl and the magazine and then just being around, um, just shooting, I've gained relationships. Yeah, um. And now, remember, I'm a designer, first photographer, second by a mile. But the cool thing is, as a designer I was, I was really able to take that into my photography. So I was actually able to take a lot of, you know, unique shots, and the way that I do my editing is a lot different than, I would say, some of your traditional track photographers, and so it allowed me to kind of tap into something that I was able to offer that was a little unique and and so it kind of grew and to what it is, excuse me, uh, today, and which I, I my my photography is DPC media for David Paul Campbell.
Speaker 7Okay, uh, dpc Media for David Paul Campbell. Okay, uh, dpc Media. Um, and I get to hang out with a lot of cool people from like High Limits and and World of Outlaws and uh, and what's really made the last couple seasons special is my dog, cannon. Um, I and for the people who don't know, obviously I have, I have a um, I have a great dane, uh, he's the sweetest dude in the world, uh, and um, he's, he's a, he's a um blue merle as well um, just like yours, just like oddie, and um, uh and and so he's been able to go with me and I've been taking them out.
Speaker 7You know, to the track and stuff and and even the guys on the national level, that I didn't have a relationship beforehand. Through Canon I was able to gain that relationship. Yeah. Because it breaks the ice. Yeah, they don't give two shits about racing. Somebody has something different than racing. This dude has a big fucking dog. Yeah, you know, it's totally so, he's got ear protection and goggles on.
Speaker 1Look at this guy.
Speaker 7Yeah, he's fucking great, and so he's now more popular at a track than I am. I'll go to the World of Outlaws and the High Limits, which are the two top-tier series in the country and probably in the world in sprint car racing. These guys and crews, when I walk by, they know hey, man, it's good to see you. Hey, how are you doing? Where's your dog? If I don't have him, dude, that's awesome, and so these last two years have been just really special because of that. And you know, and, and I, I think at the end of the day there's there's something to be said about dogs too, right? Um, we don't deserve them by any means. Uh, they're way better than they're way better than humans by a mile. Oh yeah.
Dave's Racing Photography Career
Speaker 7Um, but yeah, man, um, so by a mile, oh yeah, but yeah, man. So racing has kind of been my kind of crutch these last few years and then I've kind of dove deeper into doing a lot of off-road stuff like the side-by-sides, and so I've kind of been really getting more into that um, as I'm getting older. Um, and to the company I work for which is uh, shout out to corrosion technologies, uh, check out corrosion x, uh, corrosion xcom, by the way, keep the mud off right yeah, we have the stuff called mud slide, which, which is a fucking amazing product, just amazing.
Speaker 1It's not for the bedroom. I know this audience and I know they're going to go. Oh, mudslide.
Speaker 7It's not the drink either.
Speaker 1No, it's not. Don't drink the stuff. Don't drink the stuff and don't put it on your booty.
Speaker 7well, actually, oh, wait a minute I have been trying so hard to talk my boss and doing redneck with paychecks I don't know if you've ever heard of it or not. It was massive, just complete debauchery of a time, with these guys that have these side-by-sides and these big mud holes in Munster, Texas. And let me tell you something I've been trying everything I can to be like hey, we need to get a couple girls and sponsor a mud dressing deal and we can apply mud slide onto their bodies.
Speaker 1I volunteer as tribute to apply said product to the models Mark. I'm your guy. Said product to the models Mark, I'm your guy. I'm your guy, I'll even wear the hat.
Speaker 7The crappy tan is your guy.
Speaker 1I'll even wear the hat. I'll be there.
Speaker 7Yeah, we'll be there.
Speaker 1You probably won't have to pay me because cheap labor.
Speaker 7You don't even have to get his agent involved either there's gonna be a couple of perks of the job.
Speaker 1You know what I'm saying? Couple, I got arthritis, yeah, okay, yeah, all right back to the program I smell shit. Did you shit oh?
Speaker 7that's, that's, uh, that remains to be seen. Yes, um, but no, it just so. That's pretty much it, man, I mean just purchased three acres of property, which is kind of cool. That's what we're going to build the barn of Minium on and out in Hendrix, oklahoma. Hendrix, hendrix, oklahoma.
Speaker 1Where about is that?
Speaker 7Hendrix, oklahoma. Hendrix, hendrix, oklahoma. It is uh, just it's in southeastern oklahoma, but it's uh, uh, it is like due east, northeast, northeast of Denison, texas.
Speaker 1Denison.
Speaker 7Okay, which is just north of Sherman. Mm-hmm. So you have Sherman Denison and then you cross the Red River and we're not far from the Red River, we're just almost Stone's Grove. You give me sand, Come on, yeah, yeah so almost thrown stone, stone gross, come on. That's where it's at. Excited about that. Yeah, that'll be a nice change of pace.
Speaker 1Where are you at in the process of the barn dough?
Speaker 7I'm selling my house at the moment as so as soon as I get that son of a bitch sold, which right now, you know the fucking fed needs to, you know, get their cock out of their mouth and and lower the interest rates and how are you guys doing that?
Speaker 1did you take ribs out to do that? I don't yoga. Lots of Yoga, lots of yoga. Something Pilates.
Speaker 7Anyway. But they're doing it, get it out, because that's what's holding up everybody. That's why the housing market's in the shit right now, because nobody's buying, because everybody knows they're going to drop it eventually. So everybody's like, oh, we're just going to sit around.
Speaker 1Just going to sit back. Yeah, yeah, they're probably waiting for houses to actually get back to their realistic value.
Speaker 7Well, you know what? Not even, not even the realistic value People are. Just, they just want the interest rates to drop, like the banks, like banks are sitting there saying you know what we're, as soon as it dropped, we know we're going to have a windfall of buyers and they're prepared for it. They know it's going to happen and this is it's anyway. That's my tangent, that's my rant for the day, because I'm trying to sell the son of a bitch, but no, really, that's got to. You know, I'm in in no rush, to be honest with you. I mean, I have the property, which is great, um, um, but I'm not like desperate to have to build it. You know I'm saying so, um, but that's, that's where we are on it how far is the new place from the current place that you're selling?
Speaker 7uh, about 20, 30 miles maybe oh, so you're still kind of general area. Yeah, but it's away from people yeah you know it's fucking away from people. You know I have somebody sitting right on next to you. You can see what you I mean. If I want to step off the back porch and take a piss in my own backyard, I can do it. I still do it.
Speaker 1Well, you got a privacy fence, but my neighbors live a little bit higher and through their windows they can see right back down into my backyard.
Speaker 7Yeah, but can they see?
Speaker 1it, though. That is a valid question. It's a valid question.
Speaker 1It's valid and it's probably at that distance, it's probably blurry, so it's probably censored out. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, yeah, and so we're good. But yeah, I have a. I've developed a new nightly ritual. My son and his girlfriend are on vacation. They're in Destin, florida, with her side of the family and I'm taking care of their animals here and the nightly ritual is I let Bubba out to go to the bathroom Before bedtime and we both pee in the backyard. There's nothing wrong with that. No, there's nothing, nothing, nothing wrong with that. That's all I want to do. Yeah, I just want to be in a spot where, if I feel like it and I gotta go, I can just whip it out on my property anywhere and just go pee maybe not the front yard, I'm not that bold but in my backyard.
Speaker 7That's fair game, fair game we're thinking, hey, thinking about getting a couple cows.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, put a couple stairs on there you're gonna for beef, yeah, or just, I mean, you did. When you do this, this might. Well, it would draw people to your place, but it could be a moneymaker. This is something I've wanted to do. Okay, talk to me A petting zoo, but it's all miniature animals. So you have little horses? Okay, we have now the little bitty cows, the mini cows, some mini cows, some little chickens, some, some little ducks, some little bunnies. A miniature petting zoo.
Speaker 1Thought that's a thought, because those mini cows are cuter than shit.
Speaker 7Now are you talking about the ones that are really hairy? Yeah, Almost like what they call the.
Speaker 1Highland yeah. Something like that, yeah. Mini hairy-ass dreadlock cows Perfect for a piratelock cows the prop perfect for a pirate. It would be perfect dreadlocks, yeah I don't know would be, but just an idea we could call it.
Speaker 7We could call it the petting tortuga, sure yeah, I just want one, I just want one.
Speaker 1I want a reason to buy mini horses and mini cows, I think.
Speaker 7That's valid.
Speaker 1That's valid Because let's face it, there's truly no mini pigs. There are only mini. When they're babies, they all get fairly big.
Speaker 7They do there's nothing, but see what's is I? I take canon to the vet and then I'll take him out and everybody said he's like one of the largest danes they've ever seen, especially height wise, because he's he is pretty fucking tall. Um, but I don't see him because I'm seeing him every day. Yeah, I don't ever see him. Yeah, you're blind to it, like totally blind to it. Yeah, you know, and I assume he's not really that tall for a day and then, and then you see a day and you're like, okay, yeah, he's pretty tall, you know, you know, poor Dane.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what I felt about Odin he. You typically see a lot of Danes and they can be fairly skinny. Yeah, he had great proportions on him. His dad was probably the biggest great Dan I've ever seen. Not only was he pretty tall, but this dude not fat.
Speaker 7He was just wide.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I was like holy shit, yeah, yeah, and, and Odin was a great size. It was a big size and I'm sure other people saw it as like a giant. Yeah, that's why they're so, yeah, what I think is funny is when they come up and they're like what kind of dog is that Dude.
Speaker 7You don't. When he was little. You've never heard of a Great Dane. When he was little he was a Catahoula. Okay, he's a Catahoula. It was a lab which made no sense Catahoula does. But the one that really blew my mind was when a lady came up was wondering if he was a Basset blew.
Speaker 1My mind was when a lady came up was wondering if he was a Bassett.
Speaker 7She saw kind of floppy ears. No clue. Yeah, you got something for that?
Speaker 1No, okay. I don't either. No, I don't, let's see. That's my fucking coochie that's hanging out.
Speaker 7No, that didn't work. No, no, it did not.
Speaker 1But what might work and I forgot to play this earlier. I should have played this earlier to get us really amped up for this Friday night podcast. I totally forgot.
Speaker 10Who's ready for a Friday crazy night? I know I am here ready for a Friday crazy night. I know I am here we go.
Speaker 9Friday crazy night. Gonna dance, dance, dance all night. One more time Friday crazy night. Gonna dance, dance, dance all night. Be sure to have a wild wild weekend, wherever you are.
Speaker 1Okay, A part of me now is like I'm glad I didn't. I was about to say that was pretty cringe you. Ready for more cringe? I like cringe you like cringe, more cringe.
Speaker 7I like cringe, you like cringe? Yes, please, please share.
Speaker 1Well, I addressed it a little bit, but Tay-Tay is out sick, but we're going to check in with her. I'm pretty sure this is basically Taylor at home right now. Oh my God.
Speaker 7Because her house is a fucking zoo. Can I ask you a question? Always?
Speaker 1Which one would be her? She would be the parrot, or whatever, in the back, isn't that correct? That has no feathers, yeah, but gets jammin' after a while. Yeah, that'd be her. Oh, she could be the chicken. Oh the thing.
Speaker 5People need to justify the life's like a fight, but, but, but I don't know Does that parrot have mange Possibly no scabies.
Speaker 1Scabies, I like scabies, I don't know.
Speaker 7Scurvy, the scurb.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah, wow, wow. And you know what? I didn't even let everybody see that I didn't switch scenes. But you know what? I don't care. Okay, we're moving right along. Yeah, switch scenes. But you know what? I don't care. Okay, we're moving right along. Yeah, because now it's time for what we call toilet talks let's go full throttle I just super daddied my pants.
Speaker 7I smell shit Did you shit, let's get into this. Yes, Listen to that Right here.
Speaker 9Here we go. My girlfriend behind my back was calling me porco hauntus.
Speaker 4Shit. It's perfectly fine for a seven-year-old to say words like heck, darn it and aw rats, but it is not okay for them to say mother f***er.
Speaker 10It's okay for your nine-year-old to say shoot gosh or farty butt, but they should never say words like t*** ass, f***er, ass monster or god damn f*** wad.
Speaker 7Is that a PSA we're educating people.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, psa, nothing beats a jet two holiday. Right now you can save 50 pounds per person wouldn't you still go down?
Speaker 7oh, hell, yeah, yeah, I would still like and then guys, and then I would, then I would gently walk off and cringe as in pain it was like I took all that pain, I'm not even gonna go down it yeah, that's let's see that boy got on the more what the hell.
Speaker 12Hell is going on. You know God damn well. You know Tick tock.
Speaker 1Wait, let me explain Are her toes holding on to that flip flop for dear life? So?
Speaker 12you can explain this shit. Give me a moment to explain it. When did you fill my feet? Now we standing here with these Cameron shit.
Speaker 1I have peeps. I have peeps peeping, I have peeps peeping. This is me right here. Pardon me, the work may suck, but the results. Your arm didn't move pays off.
Speaker 7Who you me or him.
Speaker 17Dave or okay alright hey, I did her wrong oh yeah, this is my impression of a helicopter.
Speaker 7I'm on that. I'm on that. Yeah. I like it. I like it. That's good, that's good, yeah, oh. Is he peeing?
Speaker 1his pants. Either, he has color changing jeans, or he's in a department store in the mirror yeah, he's actively peeing his pants.
Speaker 7Can you pause this for a second?
Speaker 1Tell me, everyone tell me, that we don't have a mental health problem in this world.
Speaker 7Dude, that's exactly where I was about to go.
Speaker 1Because he's not doing that as a skit. No, okay, he's not that guy.
Speaker 7He's getting off on that. Oh, for sure he's into wet works big time and you know that's the kind of shit that you really don't want to. You know what. You know what. You know what this is, this is. This is the guy, this is your neighbor that you think. Man, this guy's a nine to fiver, comes home, mows the lawn, blah, blah, blah. Two, 30 in the morning. Fucking feds raid his house and they you don't want to know what's, what's going on here.
Speaker 1Exactly, exactly, straight up, just and now he's showing it off like check it out, Look at my stone to wash jeans. Where's the fucking? Don't do the Captain Morgan stance Get out? Of here, you look at the piss on the ground, dude. Oh yeah, and someone's got to clean that up.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 3I'm on your period. Send this to someone on their period Congratulations. This to someone on their period Congratulations. You are bleeding out. Do not feel shame about this blood. It is natural and beautiful. This is just your time of the month and it will soon pass. Be thankful for your crampy filopians. It means your dead uterus is being birthed from your sleepy gash. You are not infected with the baby, so be proud of your menstruation. Embrace it. Wear fashions about it, like the ones I designed.
Speaker 3Congratulations to me. I am on my period there are also designs for PMDD and endometriosis. Don't forget to wear these on Free Bleed Friday, Please comment.
Speaker 6I am blood.
Speaker 3Oh, no, oh, infected with gay. God dang, he's bad. Oh no, farty boy, you are addicted to being farty girl and that is okay. You love to do cramping and spend quality time in the toilet to make your mess, but do not feel shame. Be proud of your infection and wear fashions about it like the ones I've designed. It's IBS Girl Summer. Let's bloat on the beach and complain of our craps. Also comes in boy version and non-binary version. Please comment. I am Prince Nasty.
Speaker 7Ooh, did you see the pucker? Uh-oh. Well, that happens, get closer. Yes, oh, this was me. Holy cow. Uh-oh, boom. Yes, that's a linebacker right there. Oh, we've done that before. I don't know if I've done that right there. We've done that before. I don't know if I've done that.
Speaker 1Oh no, dodged it, kind of dodged it. Oh the nut banger.
Speaker 7That was me last week when Candace saw a squirrel.
Speaker 6Boom. Smoked, smoked.
Speaker 1Nice transition. Hey, that was a good one right there, she made it look like she meant to do it he can't sit down.
Toilet Talks Segment
Speaker 11He's got a burning in his butthole. He's got a fire. He's got a burning in his butthole. He's got a fire. He's got a flame coming out of his butthole. God's going to have a flame coming out of your butthole. You're going to have a flame coming out of your butthole. Why? If you thought that AIDS was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Until you see the flaming butthole, your butthole will be flaming and you will not be able to sit down until you have a flame coming out of your butthole and there'll be people walking around all over America with flames coming out of their butthole, everyone who takes it up the rear, everyone who has a penis injected in his butthole. When that penis comes out, the flame will start burning.
Speaker 7Is there going to be a hot dog?
Speaker 11That flame will be an eternal flame coming out of the butthole of every sodomite. Flame coming out of the butthole. Flame coming out of your butt. That man pulls that penis out of you. A flame is going to come out and nobody will ever stick a penis in your butthole again because it will be on fire.
Speaker 1That's what happens when eat it oh my lord you said keep on living right I believe that's what I think that matthew mcconaughey line is yes, I'm sure he did.
Speaker 7He did Better. He permanently needs one of those helmets.
Speaker 1You are acting like a girl that poops, when I know that you are a bitch that shits, hell yeah. Get it together. Truth.
Speaker 4All right, skidee skidar, get the fuck out of my car. Be awesome, be kind be respectful today. Remember, do not trust the government or Virgo women.
Speaker 7I love you love you too first day of school the background music yeah, yeah, so it did it for me First day of school. The background music, yeah. Yeah, so it did it for me.
Speaker 6Can I borrow your shower? Yep, okay, sure, oh, it's getting hot in here.
Speaker 7Can I borrow your shower?
Speaker 6Yep, okay, sure, oh, it's getting hot in here Ice cream.
Speaker 7Sorry no. No, no, no, no. Okay, pause it for a second. Okay, first of all, besides the sexual content of nature that he is protruding onto these pieces, the fact that he knows this song so well is the ultimate question in my books on this deal.
Speaker 1I think it lends to a high quality production value, because if he didn't know the words and his lip syncing was off, it'd kind of be a trash video at that point.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1So I like his commitment. Commitment is there.
Speaker 7He is all in all in all, in all in all in his cream pies. I'm not proud of myself.
Speaker 1I'm not proud of myself for watching it. You set off the gay alarm because you're gay, you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 13Well, my name is Heather and I love birds, and I'm here to find my love bird. I would describe myself like a bird like a cool summer day. I love men who are just open and honest, maybe a little like Val Kilmer. You should know that I have a really nice couch.
Speaker 13I love my job. I work at JCPenney my dream job. I think I'd like to bake croissants. I definitely believe in love at first sight. I mean, is there anything more natural in nature than just seeing a beautiful creature? I'm really good at bird calls the dove. Let's hear it.
Speaker 1Really good, debatable, debatable work in progress ever wondered how a hamster running in slow motion?
Speaker 6let's find out the nuts, bro.
Speaker 7Holy hell, that makes me jealous. How does that not hurt?
Speaker 1This right here is why I don't run.
Speaker 7And this is why I hate cardio.
Speaker 1Yep, yep oh. Look painful. So who sings that song?
Speaker 11that's like Dig through the dishes and burn Down the kitchen. There's ham On the back of my Spicy lamb, that was pretty damn good.
Speaker 7And you know he is our.
Speaker 10Sound guy.
Speaker 7He provides tract.
Speaker 10Same thing two years in a row. I got a raise. It was awesome. And Blue Cross, blue Shield Got word that I got a raise and said, oh fuck that I want all the raise plus $217 a month. Insurance premiums are up 91%, so you get a raise, which is is good, and then the insurance is like it's like a cake with nuts in it. Yeah, yeah it's like free pop and you get up there and it's fucking pepsi. I've already talked about that it's like shit.
Speaker 10It's like you get out of the shower, you're squeaky clean and you're like, oh well, I got a shit, mate, and you got fucking diarrhea. You get out of the shower and you're clean, which is good, then you get diarrhea, which is bad, and I hope every fucking person at blue cross, blue shield gets diarrhea. Can I hope? I'm with you can I say that I'm not wishing yes, you can I don't hope them ill, I just hope they get the shits.
Speaker 10And it's so bad they had to go to the er, which is a 250 copay, and while they're standing there in soggy shoes, it looks like the fucking Denny Moore factory had an accident, like Louis Armstrong meets Montezuma's Revenge and it turns into a soft serve machine. Fuck those guys. And I hope whatever medicine fixes it isn't covered. I had surgery last year and I was in such bad pain the doctor called in a pain suppository you heard that right suppository and it wasn't covered. If you hurt so bad you're willing to stuff the medicine in your asshole. It should be free that truth yeah, I'm in a bad mood.
Speaker 10Yeah, I'm in a bad mood. Brown, I'm in a bad mood. Brown cross brown shield.
Speaker 7That's right shitters.
Speaker 1That's a great. Pause it for a second. I got a question.
Speaker 7Okay, back up one deal doing the Rob Zombie thing, gotta find, got to find I don't know if this is something that you could probably try to figure out, a swing, but gotta find that original Terror Teddy deal and we gotta send it to Rob Zombie and be like look, dude, this was done back in the 90s, early 90s.
Speaker 1We need your, help us make this film.
Speaker 7Help us make this film and we need your music.
Speaker 1We got to find it. You got to go digging.
Speaker 7I mean it's worth the shot, though. I mean, if you think about it?
Speaker 1no, I believe.
Speaker 7no, that's a great idea, I mean, what if he turns around the king of horror and says, all right, how can I help?
Speaker 1Let me read the script.
Speaker 7Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1Great, let's do it. I'm just saying, we're just spitballing Rob Rob Mr Zombie. We have a spitballing Rob Rob Mr Zombie. We have a proposition for you yeah. Your people get with our people, let's get it worked out. I'm just saying Come on, dragula. Thank you, oh boy.
Speaker 16Nothing like a big box of little Debbie oatmeal cream pies. Yeah. Nothing like it.
Speaker 1Okay, oh and it. Oh, that was it Okay.
Speaker 7I was not turned on.
Speaker 1Hey, man, just want to let you know that sometimes you got to shut the fuck up. You got to shut the fuck up, and this current time is just one of those times you got to shut the fuck up. You gotta shut the fuck up, and this current time is just one of those times you gotta shut the fuck up. I don't think you're a bad person.
Speaker 7I just don't want to hear you talking anymore. You gotta shut the fuck up. You gotta shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1I like it, I love it.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1And no, this is not me. I can kick a little harder. He's springy, though, but he is taking out so many knees and shins.
Speaker 7I was about to say your face isn't good, your face is okay, your upper body is fine. Uh-oh, what are? You drinking. What is that?
Speaker 10Drink Perf-y today.
Speaker 1Perf-y, it's so good Is that a pizza on that can? It's a pepperoni pizza drink. Is that real?
Speaker 7We'll have to look it up. Hold on, I don't know if I wanted to see this. Oh, we're going to watch. Oh God, oh help me.
Speaker 1It's just more proof that we have a mental health problem in this day and age.
Speaker 10It is.
Speaker 7There is a question that has been brought up that I've heard over the last 24, 48 hours. Okay, I know we really haven't talked anything about it, which is probably a good thing. Should there be more asylums and mental health hospitals open up?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 7I agree.
Speaker 1And and you should not be ashamed to use them. No, no, that's the other thing. We got to take the stigma away One hundred percent. And some of you folks Need to go get some help, need to take a vacation. It's okay, it's okay, it is okay. In fact, You'd earn a lot more respect going. You know what? I am going to go get some help. Truth.
Speaker 1But, let's continue to see. How well Do we got to? Yeah, I mean, I don't know what he's showering with. I don't know where the end of that hose goes.
Speaker 7My question is what about the hills?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an interesting footwear decision.
Speaker 7Is that the nuts that's dangling, or is that the hose?
Speaker 1I think it's up to interpretation.
Speaker 7Oh no. Who are you spirit? What do you want? Is your name BJ?
Speaker 6What do you mean? Oh fuck, Quit playing around.
Speaker 1That was an evil spirit man.
Speaker 4Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday, and right now you can save 50 pounds per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four. We've got millions of free child place holidays available.
Speaker 1That's not the kind of side-by-side you have right 22 kilograms of baggage included, not much bigger, okay, okay.
Speaker 7But it's a four-seater. But now with Jet 2 holidays A little bigger, okay. Okay, but it's a four-seater.
Speaker 6But now with JetStreetHolidays pocket holidays you can trust. Afternatal protected that guy's like. You see that.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's like you see that, and she's still going. I think it's losing steam. It is barely getting up that hill, wow.
Speaker 7Well, I want to know did the person follow? I hope not.
Speaker 1Oh, is her man going to propose? Fuck.
Speaker 7You guys are doing good.
Speaker 6But did he have to get on a knee?
Speaker 1Oh man, what did I just see it's quite convenient, um, and it saved whatever kneecap he might have. He was already type um, however, but was he I? I don't know if I would have played that same song, um, down on bended knee, um, because he was pretty much straight legged anyway. Let's continue. Believe it or not? I think that was boys to men. Yes, it was, it was. It was Down on bended knee, which that he didn't have to. That's okay, yeah, oh no, how you wear your clothes says a lot about you. This is preppy, this is sleazy.
Speaker 7This is gay.
Speaker 1And this is gross Hope that was helpful. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes, appreciate it oh.
Speaker 10The thing about fighting me is that you're not going to beat my ass. No. You're not going to beat my ass.
Speaker 14No, you're not going to beat, I'm going to beat your pussy. You're going to beat this pussy, I'm going to beat your pussy ass up.
Speaker 10What?
Speaker 1You got there eventually, but it took you a bit, I think.
Speaker 12I Uh-oh, all right, we back gang. Now. This time we got the I had to sign a waiver for this the hot cheese, we got the fiery.
Speaker 1Oh no, Carolina Reaper covered chicken. That motherfucker smells spicy. I Reaper-covered chicken.
Speaker 12That motherfucker smells spicy. I ain't gonna lie, I had to sign a waiver report.
Speaker 1I got the mac and cheese too.
Speaker 12Now, I originally got the mac and cheese to try to calm down the spiciness, because I don't drink milk. So, we're going to see how that works.
Speaker 7That ain't going to help you. Fiery. He's going to be buying one of those shirts from that Mexican guy earlier. He's going to have fire out of him. Yeah, he's going to need to go to church at that guy's place. Here we go, oh. God Three two, one, here we go. Oh shit, what the heck.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna help you. Yeah, that Pepsi ain't gonna do it bro.
Speaker 8What the hell is he talking about Is that a milkshake or something?
Speaker 7It's gotta be a milkshake. I'm gonna help you, brother. This is how it works.
Speaker 11You don't say this is how to fuck, this is how to fuck. It's time to waver for it, man you need to put that.
Speaker 7You need to put that in your sound bank this is how to fuck this is how to fuck, oh no this is exactly. This is exactly why you gotta go to YouTube and watch this show.
Speaker 13People often ask what's the best way to deal with a co-worker who keeps chiming in on stuff he doesn't need to worry about. Well, I'm going to share with you the one sentence I use that works every single time None of this is your goddamn business.
Speaker 9So sit your hairy ass down and shut the fuck up ho.
Speaker 1I wish we could. I have trust issues. You don't.
Speaker 14I have trust issues because of my dad. I have trust issues because of my ex. I have trust issues because sometimes, when your body tells you you gotta fart, you go to fart and then instead you just shit your pants.
Speaker 7Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1I like that chick. She tells it like it is.
Speaker 6Take a look at this shit.
Speaker 7Poozyzy what? No, no.
Speaker 6Different poos.
Speaker 1Don't mind me as I Add a new something to the bucket list, that's for sure.
Speaker 7Poozeum, poozeum, we got to find out where this is at. Yeah, wow, all right Message to Grandpa.
Speaker 1This is a message for my fucking grandpa. You know, my grandpa, keep it fucking pushing. You bitch ass, motherfucker. You want to yell at me?
Speaker 5huh, I'm going to steal all your fucking Viagra and grandma's going to divorce you when you can't get it up, bitch Fucking grandpa's an asshole bitch.
Speaker 1Golly.
Speaker 14First of all, this happens once in a million years. I'm wearing fucking jeans. You know what I'm putting on my grandpa's old hat. Oh, boy, there we go, howdy bitch.
Speaker 1Howdy bitch. I need that as a soundbite. Howdy bitch To the guy. Before that, I believe when you're talking shit. I think you got to be careful with how you're doing it. Especially when you have a speech impediment, you maybe want to stay away from the words that you have problems saying. Just a tip. I don't know, that's just me.
Speaker 10That's just me.
Speaker 7Yeah so. That was, that was so. So you think his grandpa's scared no.
Speaker 1No, no, no. Let me rephrase that you think his grandpa's scared. Still no, still no, still no. No. Okay, so I don't have an intro to this next segment. We started it on the last episode, okay, and uh, I call it tiktok artists okay, yes, I saw this so we'll hear people that have some bangers. Oh boy.
Speaker 7And some that don't. Are we saying who does and who doesn't? Oh yeah, we'll know. I mean, we'll know, we'll know. Yeah, okay, here we go, thank you. Okay, so I'd want to play that for some roosters in the morning. Okay, so I'd want to play that for some roosters in the morning.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was just going to say I think this is the first time ever I've heard chicken gangsta rap. Oh, 100%.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1That was kind of a banger.
Speaker 7Yeah, I'm going to have to give Kind of Kind of have to Kind of original.
Speaker 1Kind of had to Get that kind of original, kind of had a groove.
Speaker 7It had a groove. And there was participation.
Speaker 1There was. It was a group.
Speaker 7Yeah, it was a group deal.
Speaker 1Odd boy band but.
Speaker 7Yes, yeah, could spend more money on the sunglasses though. Yeah. Easy, easy, easy easy glasses though.
Speaker 9Yeah, easy, easy. I expect a lot out of this the whole okay.
Speaker 7That was not a banger.
Speaker 1Not a banger, but that is not the worst thing I've seen.
Speaker 7I can't say it's the worst thing I've seen the worst thing I've seen.
Speaker 1If I seen that in a play, then it's a banger. That's kind of a banger in a play. She can, she, can. She kind of belted that one out. I could see that in hamilton. Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10In Hamilton Really.
Speaker 1I've never even seen it. I don't know, maybe in Cats.
Speaker 7I don't know. Oh Cats Got it, Okay, All right. Oh no, oh the guitar solo. I'm going to see if he does a pinch harmonic. There better be some nipple pinching here.
Speaker 1He's kind of on beat right now. He's got it. Alright, here we go. Bring it home, baby. Bring us home. Bring us home, Tatar man.
Speaker 7There you go. Here's the pinch harmonic right here Okay. Creative, creative. Creative and he was fairly spot on.
Speaker 1He was playing those titties.
Speaker 7He was, he was playing those titties. He was, he was playing those titties. I'm gonna. I'm a little upset on on on the pinch harmonic that he did not grab a pin, did not grab it, he didn't pinch. But I can let that slide because of the whole production.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was not okay. Scale from one to ten. What do we give that one? Maybe that's what we need to start doing. Scale of 1 to 10.
Speaker 7Yes, I'm giving it a 7. 7.5? Yeah, we were on right there I'm running a 7.
Speaker 1First one, I'm probably going 8, because it was kind of bopping yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah, I had a little.
Speaker 1Yeah, the next one, the lady. I could go if it's not in Hamilton a four.
Speaker 7You know, man, I'm actually a little. I'm sitting at about a three, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Let's see what we got next, oh. Oh, uh-oh. Okay, we got a dancer, or whatever you may call that not as good as tatar man? No, and you're facing the wrong way yeah but I'll tell you my biggest problem, problem with this gentleman after he's done. Okay, here we go, you're going to get into it here we go and you go in river dance and then you're done. You left us with that. Here's my biggest gripe with this guy.
Speaker 7Okay.
Speaker 1And to many guys like him.
Speaker 7I'm about to get a little picky, by the way, with this guy.
Speaker 1Go ahead, you don't tuck in a t-shirt. God, you're right, you're so right, so right. God damn it, guys, stop tucking in a t-shirt. What are you doing? I've seen guys tuck a t-shirt into basketball shorts. What made you think that talking in a t-shirt is the right thing to do? Stop, stop. Yeah, I once saw a guy at Sam's Club, so you already know the clientele.
Speaker 7It's a step above Walmart.
Speaker 1Yeah, fancy Walmart, it's fancy walmart, right? Um, this guy tucked in t-shirt, okay. Not only that, um some kind of gaudy belt, okay. And then he was wearing jeans that gay men wouldn't even wear, you know, the ones where they have, like, the patterns on the back pockets.
Speaker 7You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, like, why are we making pretty jeans for guys? I don't get it. But the back of his shirt it read I am the infidel your mother warned you about. Oh my.
Speaker 7God, let's talk about those asylums again.
Speaker 1You can't wear a tough guy t-shirt and then tuck it in with a gaudy belt. I don't even know what to call the jeans, because you can't call them gay guy jeans. No, because the gay guys hey, I respect you, you wouldn't wear these jeans, yeah.
Speaker 7Okay, non-compliant.
Speaker 1Okay, non-competitive? No, that's the only thing I can say is no Thoughts on this guy. That is a 1.2 out of 10.
Speaker 7I'm sitting at about a 1. 1.2,. Yeah, I'm going to be really even more picky than what you just said. When you're playing air guitar, play like you have a pick in your fingers, don't play it like a bass when you're doing this thing and you have, this is a bass, this is a bass, it's not a banjo, it's not a banjo, it's a fucking guitar. Play it like you have a pick in your hand.
Speaker 1And you're not Edgar Cruz. Okay, that's a deep cut. But anyway. They have Google. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, elmo, elmo, elmo Sí Elmo Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, después de eso ocho nueve. And then comes ten, you stupid bitch hey.
Speaker 1And then comes ten. You stupid bitch, Run it back Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, Después de eso ocho, nueve. And then comes ten. It's not bad.
Speaker 7Giving it a quattro.
Speaker 1The beat was solid.
Speaker 7That's what got him to a quattro yeah.
Speaker 1Beat solid Autotune takes it down a level. For me, it's just too much. Too much, I'm about there too.
Speaker 7Then my question is why stop at nine? Where's the ten?
Speaker 1Maybe you can't.
Speaker 7Maybe you can't, maybe you can only go to nine, that's what he gets Middle of the road.
Speaker 1Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 7This is a big pit screen.
Speaker 15Your buddy Gage is a line man Working so hard Keeping that electricity flowing out in the rain, out in the storms, sleet and snow, it don't matter, he's gonna be out there keeping that electricity going. Oh, he's a line man Out there keeping that electricity going. Oh, he's a line man.
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Speaker 15A line man keeping that electricity flowing. They got to do what they got to do. They're line men on the run having big fun making them dollar bills. Well, maybe not big fun he wishing he was out there on a fishing spot somewhere catching a mess of catty fish. But right now he's a line man working hard to put that food on the table to make a dollar bill so he can spend his last dollar at the dollar holler off in the holler somewhere. Holly, if you hear me, boys, blue collar americans working so hard. A lion man putting his life on the line every day to keep that electricity flowing down the line man, yeah, hustle and grind, he kick it up in time. Yeah, he's just a country boy living his life. Hmm.
Speaker 1Point five, point five. And that's nothing against Gage the actual lineman.
Speaker 7uh much respect, yes you to yeah people in that field, that line of work I'm I'm going to give this a 1.3, and the reason is that he had to sit and write those lyrics. There had to be a little bit of effort into writing those bars?
Speaker 1Yeah, well, maybe a writing class or even chat.
Speaker 7GPT would have been helpful in that moment. Yeah, I think I'm sticking. Helpful in that moment.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I think I'm sticking to my 0.5. Okay 0.5 for that guy. Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 7What Itch knee song she Come on, everybody Train karate, hell yeah. Itch knee song she Come on, everybody Train karate. Karate. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I've trained karate from coast to coast. Do ya. Karate Train your body. Whoa, I've done the kung fu, the shou and ru. I even did a little Jiu Jitsu.
Speaker 1Karate Did you? I don't train your body, jiu Jitsu.
Speaker 16Well, I've trained karate around the world. I'm known all over as Karate Girl. I'm witty, I'm pretty got the female smart. So listen to our rap about the martial arts. Karate Train your body.
Speaker 7Karate.
Speaker 14Train your body, karate. Train your body. Bitch needs sushi, come on everybody Train karate, karate.
Speaker 7I want to give that a three and a half. Okay, and maybe because of the geisha girl.
Speaker 1Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm probably at a 4.5 because I am a sucker for like an 80s synth beat.
Speaker 7Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1And that was in there. That's definitely in there, and so that gave it probably two points alone. And then the lyrics are kind of catchy, but she tries to act sexy talking about karate, and this guy says he's done a little bit of jujitsu, and I don't think this here is.
Speaker 7I don't know if that's a jujitsu thing.
Speaker 1I'm going to ask my buddy, pete, up in.
Speaker 7Tulsa.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7I know where I'm going with this. I want to hear yours first.
Speaker 1I'm not sure.
Speaker 7Why does this seem difficult for you? Is this difficult for you?
Speaker 1I'm not sure if he's um singing the song I'm I'm thinking of or if he made up a song about that interstellar object they called umama umama okay not sure that that's it. There was no beat, there was no 80s synth. I gotta go 8, wow, yeah okay hear me out. I'm gonna try.
Speaker 7I'm going Quattro. I'll tell you why. Because I think, because he did say going Quattro, wow. And I'll tell you why Wow, because I think, because he did say murder's word.
Speaker 1Now he got there eventually.
Speaker 7But that was to me. It brought me back to one of my favorite movies, Okay, which is Full Metal Jacket, and because of that I got it.
Speaker 1That's like the 80s synth for me. Okay. You got reminded of something.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 1Valid explanation.
Speaker 7Thank you sir, thank you sir, oh sir.
Speaker 14Thank you, sir? Oh no, Fairly attractive I am magma. So magnetic, fierce and fearless, unapologetic magma. I was raised with nothing. I have nothing to show, but I carry a light that shines straight from my soul. My light shines brighter than the biggest star, and I am hotter than volcanic magma. Red hot, red hot, that's what they call me. I raise the vibration to the highest frequency. Metal to gold. I'm a statue of the moon, I am magma, so magnetic, fierce and fearless.
Speaker 7Unapologetic magma Do you want me to go first on this one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I got to process that.
Speaker 7Hmm, About halfway through it I was sitting at about a five.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 7Okay. And then the lyrics stopped and she fat or flat fat oh, she's not fat flat on her face when it came to the, and then it just like captain, we've lost engine one. Yeah, she, um. So I'm probably gonna have to go with like 2.5 Because it lost a lot of altitude.
Speaker 1Yeah, it felt like she had rehearsed it. Yeah, but why wouldn't you Finish lyrics in that last part? It's like she forgot that it went on an extra 20 seconds. 30 seconds, however long a time that was. Oh, also, they call you magma Magma Because you're magnetic. Is that what she said? Or did she say I'm magna? Let me check something here? No, she says magma. Um, I'm not sure if magma is magnetic First of all. So if you were so magnetic, why would people call you magma?
Speaker 7Well, she does refer to herself as good looking. Hot yeah, I get that. But the magnetic thing is kind of what. Okay, you're, but the magnetic thing is kind of what okay You're, where are you going with this man? Well, this one's kind of stumped you a little bit. That's a two. Really. That's a. You're going to go to two. Okay, that's a two, all right.
Speaker 16Oh I, oh my lord, tonight, I never, never, never, never know, never, never, never, never know no-transcript, but I kind of know how it goes.
Speaker 15There's been times where I've sounded like that there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 1man People jump on YouTube to see that one. I've sounded like that, of course on songs.
Speaker 6Here's the difference.
Speaker 1I didn't televise it. She could have said no.
Speaker 2All these people that are bad could have said I'm not posting it.
Speaker 1You have the power not to post it, but you did. That's why it's on the show. You posted it. That's a zero.
Speaker 7I'm getting a one and a half, and the only reason is because the guy in the back, the guy in the back, the guy in the back was committed to the air piano what is? A samurai doing there well, I don't know, but he was swinging something and he was kind of airplane. I don't know. Was it two candles with a string between them? I don't know. Some shitty ass nunchucks, what's that?
Speaker 1Sam's Club nunch Some shitty ass nunchucks. What's that? The Sam's Club nunchucks the Sam's. Club nunchucks. The infidel guy was swinging them around.
Speaker 7Yeah, that's that gave me the point, because I was. But hey, here's the thing, the guy the samurai was. The reason why I gave it a one and a half is because I was thankful that he was distracting me from what was really going on.
Speaker 1That that's a good point. That's a good point, but I'm still a zero. Fair karaoke show alright, oh boy okay, good mic it must be crazy what you're about to say.
Speaker 5Sometimes you can take a break. No, I'm a hot balloon that can go to space.
Speaker 1I think we found that guys, we see it like I don't care baby right away. I think we found that guy's Girl's brother.
Speaker 5I think they're the same. Because I'm happy, because I'm happy, because I'm happy, because I'm happy, because I'm happy. This is about the time.
Speaker 7I wish I could actually smoke something in the fight. This is the truth. Man, I'm going to have to roll like a .25 on this, and the .25 is because he has a decent, looks like a decent mic and setup going on there. You know the spit guard.
Speaker 1I don't think it's his. Well, at least he found somebody to at least loan him. I think somebody told him yeah, I got a studio at home, you can come use it yeah, exactly, and they don't really have a studio, but I'm going one Really. You can come use it. Yeah, exactly, and they don't really have a studio, but I'm going one Really. I'm going one because he's singing Happy by Pharrell and he was really happy with his performance.
Speaker 1He does not seem upset and, unlike his sister in the prior video, I could understand way more words. That's fair. Way more words. Yeah, was he on b debatable um, but he was happy. Yeah, and it kind of made me happy watching him be happy. Uh, that uh um Rick, from across the street, let him use his half-assed studio set up uh to record the song.
Speaker 7So I would not. I don't think I would hire him for my call center, though.
Speaker 1Um, definitely not, Um, but he, um. I don't think I would hire him for my call center, though. Definitely not, but he might kick the shit out of a janitorial job. I don't know. We still need people like that. Yeah, and right on you. Happy way, happy Dude be happy Be happy.
Speaker 6Oh, no, you um happy way. Happy dude, be happy, be happy oh no that that's really all I needed.
Speaker 1Of that one, yeah, and I cannot rate him higher than the last guy.
Speaker 7I'm going to have to go with that. I'm in the same boat as you, Captain.
Speaker 1I don't even know if I can go as high as 0.5. Stretch. I think you could clearly understand the words all out of tune. But why dye the hair? Yeah, why dye the hair but leave your roots black?
Speaker 7Maintain it if you're going to do it.
Speaker 1Go all in All in, you know. I mean, you went all in with your singing. Yes, go all in with your hair color.
Speaker 7Yeah, that or just buzz it or just get rid of it.
Speaker 1Yeah, wear a wig, wear a hat.
Speaker 7Hat. Wear a wig. Wear a hat.
Speaker 1Hat. Wear a stocking cap. Yes, and what did I say? 0.5? Sure, yeah, and that's a stretch. Yeah, that's a long stretch. Oh no. Generals gathered in black masses. Just like witches in black masses. I need dental insurance. Evil eyes they're pot destruction, yep.
Speaker 16Sorcerer of death's construction. Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields, the bodies burning. As the war machine keeps turning.
Speaker 10Death and hatred to mankind. Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh no.
Speaker 1Oh no Is. Is that the kind of people you're trying to move away from? I would be. I need a drink.
Speaker 7I would be.
Speaker 1Let me just tell you, you know they have ear or they have eye wash stations. You know, in in a warehouse or something, yes, we kind of need an ear wash station.
Speaker 7I need one of those emergency chemical showers.
Speaker 1Yeah, I wonder if men in black can come here and zap us, take us back a minute so we can get that minute back.
Speaker 7Well, I'm sitting here thinking to myself. I wonder what the dental cost would be to fix that, Because that's a lot of gap.
Speaker 1That's thousands. That's a lot of gap. That's thousands. Yeah. That's a lot of gap, yeah.
Speaker 7Now, hey, I'm going to you guys absolutely, if you're listening to this, you got to subscribe to the youtube channel and watch this stuff, because my eyes are opening up to what's really out there that people, unashamedly, are posting yeah, that's, yeah, yeah and some godforsaken reason.
Speaker 1They think what they're posting is good. Um, but you may be shocked by my answer. Um, I'm going to go 0.33. Um, solely out of fear that she may actually be a witch. So let me give you a little third of a point, just for good faith that you don't put a hex on me.
Speaker 7So there you go. It pulled her straight from Harry.
Speaker 1Hines. I don't know what hind end she came out of or what hole she climbed out of. Probably not a good one. Remember that movie, wicker man? Yes, scary, oh, the wife's home. Hey, oh my God, jordan, do you miss your mommy that much? Good, everyone gets to hear this dog in her old age. I think it's actually because she's losing her hearing. Oh, and I don't think she knows how loud she is. Oh. I think that's it, oh yeah.
Speaker 10That's fair Hello. Hello.
Speaker 1Hello what kind of party are we having? Oh it's a pirate and a crappy tan party.
Speaker 6I love a good sailor party.
Speaker 1I'll introduce you guys here shortly. Are y'all on air still? Yeah, oh, wow, yeah, we're finishing up TikTok artists. Yeah.
Speaker 7It has been eye-opening, to say the least.
Speaker 16Yes, you now know things you wish you didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, both of us.
Speaker 1Yeah, Come on give us yeah, yeah, yeah, both of us yeah. Come on, give us Fuck my life. Okay, all right. Green feels tight, let's get wild tonight.
Speaker 6What's the fun, though? Everybody in the club go wah-wah, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah. The suggestion is to suck the damn fuck up.
Speaker 5Sorry, I need to cool down, but I wanna go back to hell.
Speaker 6I need a little time for myself and watch the sun rise by the ocean.
Speaker 5Dream about how far we're going to go. My friend, no complaints, my life ain't no drama. Don't put glitter on my pajama. One of those days I go to my mama. She's what I got to tell her.
Speaker 7Banging, that's a banger. That was a good one.
Speaker 1I didn't understand some of the lyrics.
Speaker 7But that's okay and I'm going to tell you I'm getting that 9.8. That's good, that's good. I like the beat to it and I'll tell you that I think it's. The only reason why I didn't give it a 10 is because there was a few lyric parts that says, like you know, but the guitar playing was phenomenal, pretty slick yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was going to go 9.1.
Speaker 7Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 7All right, that was a good one. That was a nice change piece.
Speaker 1We needed to cleanse our palate a little bit, but I have a feeling, looking at this next guy, we're back in the shithole again.
Speaker 11so let's see tonight's the night to go king kong on the ding dong. Tonight's the night to go king kong on the ding dong. Tonight's the night to go king kong on the ding dong. King kong on the ding dong and loving every minute. Tonight's the night to go king k Kong on the ding dong.
Speaker 7Yep, we went right back into the shithole.
Speaker 1When did old guys discover Auto-Tune? Should old guys have access to the internet? No tonight's the night to go king kong on the ding dong and I don't know exactly what that means like rip it off. I don't know because you know King Kong climbed the empire state building. I don't think he would be King Kong If he was small enough to climb little pecker wood over there. I'm going negative 12 on that one. Somehow, some way, that became more disturbing than gap tooth. Negative 12. This might be the first time I only go negative.
Speaker 7Well, in the words of the famous sprint car driver, donnie Shots, when he got lucky to make it into the feature at the Nationals, at the Nationals he said he got, got, got kissed on the ding-dong by a fairy. That's how lucky he got. And because it brought up that moment, I'm going to have to give it a negative three Okay, because it could have been like a negative 10.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7Um, but it pulled it solely because of it reminded me of a great moment of live TV that he says we got lucky, got kissed on the ding dong by a fairy.
Speaker 1If you ever talked to him. Ask, ask him if he ever goes King Kong on the ding dong. I will not. You ever talk to him. Ask, ask him if he ever goes king kong on the ding dong.
Speaker 7I will not because he's kind of intimidating fella. Even more reason to yeah, all right ain't no fucking way, bro.
Speaker 12you're telling me that post malone wants me to rap as if I was Biggie Smalls. Bro, can you do it? Let's see it, let's get it. Look, let's go. First thing I need y'all to do, though, is like comment, share, follow me, repost. You know, hit all my buttons.
Speaker 1Only if it's good bro.
Speaker 17Let's go, Prove it to us Players in Chevys and Monte Carlo, moving big way by the Carlo. First you get the money, the power, then the bitches follow. Got a burner on my waist and uh, it's still with hollows. You know the motto swing it out the bottle. Got a couple model chicks and uh, they love to swallow. Fill up my cup right quick. That's my guillado, and I don't care if you black, white or eating tacos, I put that on my Tata, Andres Delgado. Fuck around and end up in a cup of Cabo. I let the nine blow run it from the five-o Pistol on my side so if you trip you get your mind blown. I'm from the city where them winos run up to your side-o MPI the clip and watch your guy slow Hitting the creek to read the Bible At your wake and the mistakes for trying to take the cake to die on. Beauty, the law, music, the cure.
Speaker 7I felt like he ran out of things, but I'm going to give it a seven.
Speaker 1I got to go 10. What I got to go 10. And here's why the beats on point.
Speaker 7Okay.
Speaker 1The voice to sound like Biggie. Pretty good, okay, the spirit of what a Biggie bop would be, kind of there. I dig it. He wrote those lyrics. He didn't rip them off. He wasn't just doing a karaoke version of a Biggie song. Doing a karaoke version of a Biggie song, he kind of embodied Biggie for that, for the few seconds we got to see him spit on the mic like that.
Speaker 7I got to go 10. Now, granted, I don't know, biggie from Ice. Cube to. Smalls to whatever I really don't know, so I Can't relate in that aspect.
Speaker 1No, I get that. So I'm going to trust your Knowledge on that, and no, I can see it being a 7 when you're not, and that wasn't the type of music you were into. And um, um, no, I can see it being a seven when you're not, and that wasn't the type of music you were into.
Speaker 7I get that, yeah, so I think seven still a respectable score on that and see, I feel like I feel like the whole flaw thing here at the back or just kind of kept repeating it Like he like oh shit, I don't know what else to say, and that's kind of what, other than that I probably would have been closer to a nine, but I just think that fall off at that very end. It felt like it was like an oh shit moment. But that's, it. Other than that, I like it.
Speaker 1That's pretty good, I like it.
Speaker 7Again, nice change of pace.
Speaker 6Looks like we're just about to the end of this one, so let Looks like we're just about to the end of this one, so let's see what we got at the tail end. Oh boy, Stay blessed my nigga. Positive vibes, positive vibes. No stress my nigga. Cut that shit out of your life. Cut a motherfucker off. We too fresh to be on such a shit. I'm about a dollar. Pray my niggas prosper. I'm a blessed motherfucker, holla. Pray my niggas prosper, I'm a blessed motherfucker, holla. Oh, yes, oh.
Speaker 7That might be the. That might be the topper right dude, I went negative 12 earlier.
Speaker 1I'm going positive 12. That's a 12 out of 10. That was a fucking bop. That was a banger. It made me break out a prop cigarette. Yes, yeah, that was a banger.
Speaker 7It made me break out a prop cigarette. Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm kind of with you on that one. I was digging that one, you know, and he was blessed Said he was blessed, he's blessed, he's blessed. I want to give him a blessed score.
Speaker 1Man. Yes, what are you going, man?
Speaker 7I'm probably going to have him a blessed score, man. Yes, what are you going? Man, I'm probably going to have to roll with like about, I think that tipped the scales, I mean like tipped the scales so much. I think I'm probably going to have to go with like maybe a 13.
Speaker 1Whoa yeah.
Speaker 7I mean because I mean it really topped the scales. It's like you know, I saw what, what could have been on a couple of the others.
Speaker 1Yeah, we kind of saw what it could have been.
Speaker 7Yes, and now we saw what it should have been.
Speaker 1Yes, that was a bop Banger.
Speaker 7That was a banger. Yes, I like that. That's a good one. Well, there's some rough ones through there homie, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1Well, you know, um, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, your choices are a little minimal and I can say kind of proudly my TikTok algorithm tell me it's geared to that it's geared to that.
Speaker 9It's geared to the sub-5s. Yeah, yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 6Of course it is.
Speaker 1So when we get, bangers like that one.
Speaker 7It's a privilege.
Speaker 1You're kind of blessed at that point because I'm scrolling through going oh my god, this is bad, this has got to be on the pod. Bad, yes, bad, cringe. Yes, they posted. Yes, they posted that.
Speaker 7Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1And then boom.
Speaker 7Yeah, you get. You get the hate of tears right there and he blesses us. Yes, and he blesses us.
Speaker 1Yes, that's a good one. That's a good one to kind of end the pot on. I mean, that was dope, like I said. It made me break out my prop cigarette. Kind of almost had to.
Speaker 7Whew, I could listen to that in my car, on a road trip.
Speaker 1Yeah, I could easily.
Speaker 7Yeah. If that rolled through my Spotify on my DJ.
Speaker 1I'm not going to hit fast forward that song, or next, during rush hour traffic Is much needed. Yes, yes, no road rage. Yeah, none, yes. No road rage yeah.
Speaker 1None, none, no. Everybody had that song on. It'd be smooth In the traffic jam. Yeah, stay blessed. Stay blessed my stay blessed my oh boy, throw that in there. Yeah, of course usually I save that button for my wife when she's on here. She's got a potty mouth, so but uh well dude I hope you enjoyed it. I mean, we've been three hours and 20 minutes roughly and we didn't have even co-hosts.
Speaker 7We got fucking like left behind. By the way, thank you very little, taylor yeah tay.
Speaker 1Three hours 20 minutes Non-stop fun, very true. Where were you Sick with the clap? Feeding a pig, dancing with a parrot and a chicken? That's right, a couple of guinea pigs, 17 cats, 14 dogs Piles upon piles of dog shit. Rabbits, rabbits, geese. Don't forget the ant farm. Ant farm in the backyard, frogs in the little pool. Yes, that's okay.
Speaker 7I didn't. I guess I didn't need to see you anyways.
Speaker 1You missed out. You missed out Sitting at home being a pussy. Well, hopefully we'll catch you on the next one, sis yeah sis and uh, I hope everyone enjoyed the conversation with old dave campbell, hey man, I had a great time too.
Speaker 7Man, I had a dude. I don't know how many times I've said dude. I need to get on this thing and a lot and and I'm glad you finally ran out of guests to finally bring me on here. No, seriously, man, man, I'm super proud for everything that you've done, man, and of course you know from childhood friend and just seeing you now doing some of the things you do your stand-up stuff, freaking hilarious. Some of the things you do, um, your standup stuff freaking hilarious.
Speaker 1Um, you know, um, the Brimley movie was was really, it's such a, it was a cool thing to see, crazy story it is such a crazy story and and and I'm glad the story's actually been told, you know, because nobody really knows, unless you grew up in that area around that time you would yeah, you would not know, you'd not know that kind of shit went down but man, watching you doing what you do and uh, everything, man, I'm proud of you, you I'm proud to be a friend of yours.
Speaker 7Same here, man, I just love it and I'm all for it. Man, I really, really hope the screenplay does well for you in the film festivals and all this kind of stuff. I just want the best for kind of stuff. I just, I just want the best for you, man. And, and and um, I love what you do and, um you know, love your bro.
Speaker 1Love you too man, you know great times, man. Uh might have to get old. Uh L crappy tan out at a dirt track race Dude we can make a TikTok video out of that deal. Guarantee it could be a whole podcast episode.
Speaker 7Oh my god, we could actually do one there at the track. That would be fucking awesome. Actually Me, dave Taylor Lee. Oh yeah, I can make that happen. I can make that happen. I can make that happen, we'll talk.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll talk, yeah, but for you, stay safe out there. Yeah.
Speaker 1Try, try to give everyone some grace during this chaotic time in this country right now. Yeah, I hadn't told Dave, but I recorded a monologue before filming today, before this, talking about all of that which I'm going to put in at the very beginning of this episode. Talking about all of that which I'm going to put in at the very beginning of this episode. I didn't want to do it on the episode, because this podcast is truly to escape the shit of the world. Just sit back, have a conversation with people, watch some cringe videos, funny videos, great videos react to them and forget about what this somewhat shitty, crazy world is right now outside of the studio. And hopefully you came with us on this ride on this episode.
Speaker 1It was fun, had a great time. Great catching up with Dave, oh yeah, great talking through all these stupid videos, great laughs. So just give each other some grace and remember, please, it's okay to disagree with people, it's okay to have different thoughts and opinions and we don't have to hate people because of it, unless you truly know that they're preaching hate and they're preaching violence. That's it. Stay frosty and you know what? We will see you next time.
Speaker 10See you. Ciao, baby.
Speaker 1I am going to leave you with this banger, though, oh no.
Speaker 6Yes, stay blessed my oh no, yes, thank you.
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