Do girls even Zen?

The scariest thing about Halloween might be a bag of shrimp chips—and yes, we learned that the hard way. We kick off with costume chaos, candy strategy, and a lightning tour through neighborhood trick-or-treat etiquette before diving headfirst into a blind snack gauntlet that ranges from “mysteriously bland” to “why does this taste like an aquarium?” Melty “pizza” chips, honey-butter curios, cryptic blue-bag Doritos, and a hero’s welcome for coconut cocoa rolls spark sharp takes and very real crunch-mic moments.

Then we swap flavor for FYP as we rate a wild procession of TikToks with actual scorecards. A pitch-perfect parody earns near-9s, a gas-station beat wizard scores for pure audacity, and a few overconfident freestyles get humbled. We talk about why some creators land—tone, timing, and commitment—and how context changes the read: bedroom posters, aisle lighting, nervous camera hands, and all. It’s a workshop in taste, from peanut-butter-to-chocolate ratios to what makes a vocal run work, wrapped in roasts, laughs, and the occasional “turn it off, turn it off.”

The twist: we introduce our TikTok Bachelor for Taylor—secretly selected off-air and revealed next time—so your votes, hot takes, and red-flag alarms are officially on standby. Between a quick stroll down photo-memory lane and a cheeky merch flash, we keep the energy high and the stakes playful. If you love Halloween vibes, snack experiments, and the art of judging internet chaos with friends, this one’s a feast.

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Transcript

Cold Open & Halloween Vibes

SPEAKER_30 2:31

Let's start this shit.

unknown 2:33

Hey, you know it's time to get a star. Let me introduce you all to Shane Hargus OK C.

SPEAKER_20 2:38

Yeah, we gotta rep that back.

unknown 2:40

I know that you're gonna talk to the last. Bringing you the comedy that you really need. Keep it entertaining.

SPEAKER_48 2:45

You know what? You're fired, okay? You didn't fall apart away.

unknown 2:47

No more talk. Gonna make us laugh until we fight.

SPEAKER_16 2:50

Yeah, yeah. Shane Hargus, that's what we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fight. Fart out, fart out, man.

Costumes, Candy, and Chaos

SPEAKER_38 3:01

Hard fucking core. And we're back.

SPEAKER_30 3:07

We're back in studio Tut and Scoot. Just the OG crew. Woo on Halloween E V V V V V V V V V V V V. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_35 3:18

What day is it?

SPEAKER_28 3:19

Probably about like that. I'm probably close. Probably close.

SPEAKER_35 3:23

Three weeks. Yeah. Two weeks or three weeks. No, you just like six.

unknown 3:26

That's pretty close.

SPEAKER_28 3:27

Two and three quarters.

SPEAKER_30 3:28

I'm your guest host, Jeremy Dahmer. I'm Jeffrey's cousin. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_35 3:35

I see the resemblance. You look like a fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_08 3:40

He kind of looks like a fun guy, though. A little bit.

SPEAKER_37 3:43

You would. He looks like someone's weird uncle that like never got married.

SPEAKER_28 3:48

He secretly gets down. Hey guys. You want to go shoot some pull?

SPEAKER_35 3:53

No.

SPEAKER_28 3:53

Huh? I actually feel like you you might like go to the range for fun. I feel like you go to like a goat yoga. Trap.

unknown 4:03

Trap.

SPEAKER_30 4:04

Yeah? Shoot some shoddies? Shoot some shoddies. Or you want to go to a buffet.

SPEAKER_35 4:10

I want to go to a gay bar.

SPEAKER_30 4:12

Huh? A buffet gay bar? A gay buffet?

SPEAKER_37 4:15

Gay buffet.

SPEAKER_35 4:17

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_37 4:18

Is it just rump roast? Ooh. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 4:23

That was good.

SPEAKER_37 4:25

No, I feel like you're the weird kind of uncle that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_28 4:30

We got a monster over by the door right now.

SPEAKER_30 4:33

Fucking trick or treat! Hello? No. Is Mina in her already?

SPEAKER_32 4:41

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_30 4:43

There was growling at the door, right?

SPEAKER_28 4:45

Oh, growling occurred. Growling occurred. There's low growling going on.

SPEAKER_30 4:49

There is growling going on at the door. They're upset.

SPEAKER_28 4:53

The dogs are upset.

SPEAKER_33 4:54

They're gonna fight each other over it.

SPEAKER_30 5:01

Well, anyway. What's everybody gonna be for Halloween? Uh a pink bubble man.

SPEAKER_35 5:10

A pink bubble man. I saw a skibbity toilet costume.

SPEAKER_28 5:15

I still don't know. Is that what Saw's gonna be? I still don't understand.

SPEAKER_35 5:17

Oh, he said he was gonna be a lunchbox.

SPEAKER_28 5:20

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_35 5:21

Whatever that is.

SPEAKER_28 5:23

I hope it's just a lunchbox.

SPEAKER_35 5:28

One of the little metal bales. Yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_28 5:30

I hope that that's what I'm imagining. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 5:33

Care bear. Where are you gonna be?

SPEAKER_37 5:39

I'm gonna be a black cat.

SPEAKER_35 5:41

Ugh, sexy black cat.

SPEAKER_37 5:43

No, not sexy. Oh.

SPEAKER_14 5:46

Just a black cat.

SPEAKER_37 5:47

Because Jordan's gonna be Kiki from Kiki's delivery service, and Kiki has a cat.

SPEAKER_28 5:54

No anime character action.

SPEAKER_24 5:56

Oh, anime.

SPEAKER_28 5:58

What are you gonna be, Jeremy?

unknown 6:00

Jeremy.

SPEAKER_30 6:01

I Rod have a great costume.

SPEAKER_28 6:05

J-Rod.

SPEAKER_30 6:06

It's a inflatable. It is J-Rod. And uh it looks like I am a guy that has domesticated a raptor, you know, like the dinosaur. Right.

SPEAKER_37 6:20

Not to be confused with like the four by four vehicle. Exactly.

SPEAKER_30 6:23

Oh, okay. I immediately thought about the trip. Could have been the truck.

SPEAKER_35 6:27

A bird.

SPEAKER_30 6:28

A bird. Yeah, so I had to, you know.

SPEAKER_35 6:31

Are you like supposed to be Chris Pratt? Losing my kind of clicker. Like with the what, Taylor? Like clickers? Blue! Go. You're like Chris Pratt.

SPEAKER_27 6:45

Speaking.

SPEAKER_35 6:47

So I don't see it. If so.

SPEAKER_37 6:50

He's more parks and wreck Chris Pratt. Okay. Oh. Than Jurassic World. Or Guardians.

SPEAKER_30 7:00

What about you? You said the pink.

SPEAKER_37 7:02

Big pink bubble man. Pink bubble man.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

Captain Big Mall.

SPEAKER_28 7:04

Just figure it out. Yeah. Pink bubble man.

SPEAKER_31 7:07

What are you gonna be?

SPEAKER_04 7:09

Oh. This.

SPEAKER_35 7:11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_28 7:12

Nothing.

SPEAKER_35 7:12

I haven't thought about it. I don't know. I said skibbity toilet. I saw that though at the store.

SPEAKER_28 7:17

You shouldn't. What what is it though? What's the fucking costume?

SPEAKER_35 7:20

It's just like a fake toilet. And I don't know, the guy's on the thing's like.

unknown 7:25

Skibbity.

SPEAKER_33 7:29

The guy's just like a turd in there.

SPEAKER_28 7:35

He's coming out of the toilet.

SPEAKER_33 7:37

Yeah. Well, yeah, you're like out of the toilet.

SPEAKER_28 7:39

Wanna know how to text in a coffee cup? So loud. That was just rude.

SPEAKER_33 7:45

I went to portaplot the other day and on the side of it was written said I like picks of poop to have their phone number.

SPEAKER_28 7:53

I wonder whose brother's pretty good bathroom style to just thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 7:59

I wonder whose brother wrote their sister's phone number on the walls.

unknown 8:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 8:04

What did we see on a post and more coming home from Costco?

SPEAKER_35 8:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 8:11

Yeah. A post? It was a like a telephone pole with a sign.

SPEAKER_37 8:15

Handwritten, just stuck up there that said, Man seeks wife, loyal and faithful. And then a phone up.

SPEAKER_20 8:24

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_35 8:26

Just a picture of a was it a picture of a dude?

SPEAKER_37 8:28

No, no picture. Just a handwritten on probably some cardboard.

SPEAKER_28 8:34

Where are you at that she gotta be in a portal party?

SPEAKER_35 8:37

At the hot eye balloon thing?

SPEAKER_28 8:38

Yeah, okay. What are you doing in a portal party?

SPEAKER_35 8:41

Shit in a portal potty.

SPEAKER_28 8:42

I'm retarded. I was like, are you what construction side are you on?

SPEAKER_35 8:47

It was an event.

SPEAKER_28 8:48

I didn't even think event until the question came out of my mouth. It's my side gig.

SPEAKER_35 8:56

But yeah, so that was funny. I did take a picture. Did you send it? So what? The number. No, I didn't take a picture of my poop. I took a picture of the friend.

SPEAKER_37 9:06

Oh. Well, that's not as fun.

SPEAKER_35 9:07

I'm gonna take a picture of my poop. I didn't poop, actually.

SPEAKER_30 9:09

She could have put it on the website I made called vacation shits.com. No, man.

SPEAKER_37 9:16

That's a throwback.

SPEAKER_33 9:18

That is a weird that was like season one. You should pull clips from season one. Go back to the stupid shit. We just get fucked up.

SPEAKER_30 9:29

Like fucking John. Like the whole my whole TikTok video segment will just be stupid videos for me.

SPEAKER_37 9:37

That's what you should do. We used to be so drunk. You should have a whole channel on TikTok that's just dumb shit from season one. Loopers.

SPEAKER_29 9:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_27 9:48

Clips, man.

SPEAKER_30 9:51

Vacation shit. Seven seconds. Maybe we'll do that for the finale. Quick.

SPEAKER_27 9:56

In and out.

SPEAKER_30 9:57

If we do that at the finale sometime in December, it'll give me time to start putting it together.

unknown 10:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:04

Yeah, homework.

SPEAKER_30 10:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:07

Tired.

SPEAKER_30 10:08

Alright. We got some good shit tonight. I have a new segment. It's got a new intro.

SPEAKER_31 10:14

She was in here. Now she is.

SPEAKER_28 10:16

She busted in.

SPEAKER_31 10:17

Oh, I didn't hear that.

SPEAKER_28 10:18

You didn't even hear it. Look at it. Doors open.

SPEAKER_35 10:19

Look at the dollhouse.

SPEAKER_28 10:20

Be aware you're surrounding.

SPEAKER_35 10:21

It's gonna be the uh I didn't even notice the fire pit.

SPEAKER_28 10:24

Your option's got you, dude. The L-U-W F. She's got a talk to it show.

SPEAKER_37 10:31

Where are you going?

SPEAKER_28 10:32

I'm grabbing a beer now.

SPEAKER_37 10:33

You got pool? There might be one in there.

SPEAKER_28 10:38

There might be some in there. You got the flights in there though.

SPEAKER_37 10:40

I brought some in here.

SPEAKER_28 10:42

May I have one?

SPEAKER_37 10:43

May I have a flighty?

SPEAKER_35 10:45

I have a bush lighty.

SPEAKER_30 10:53

I got a chickful AT. Yeah, so what kind of candy you give out to kids nowadays? Do you give out to kids? Are you the cool house? Well some cool candy, or you give out the fucking dots.

SPEAKER_35 11:13

She likes dots. I love dots. I take all the dots out of the kids candy.

SPEAKER_30 11:19

And you drop in like a toothbrush and a little tuba toothpaste.

SPEAKER_35 11:23

Apple. No. No. Well, I we're not usually home because we go to church treating in my neighborhood's fucking white trash, so we don't go in there. I leave a bowl of candy and I say, please only take one. Wise. And then I have a camera and I'm like, hey.

SPEAKER_30 11:40

I'm watching. I'm actually in bed. I'm really lazy.

SPEAKER_37 11:44

I see you get more than one.

SPEAKER_30 11:46

And then all you have to do is You motherfuckers only have to answer the first two times and be like, yeah, I'm watching you. And then they're like, word will go around. Or they'll keep doing it.

SPEAKER_35 12:05

Did you know some fucking 13-year-old kid came up and was like, dumped the whole thing and is look out behind you. Fucking thing.

SPEAKER_37 12:11

No, and you know what he's saying while he does it? What? What is that?

SPEAKER_28 12:17

If it happens this dumbest, I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_37 12:19

It's the dumbest fucking thing that has happened to the current generation. Humanity.

SPEAKER_28 12:25

I bring you in and eat you. When I hear about it, I'm like, I know it's dumb. I know it's what's just a thing. That's what my cousin is. Terrible zombie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 12:33

Dumb?

SPEAKER_28 12:34

Yeah. That's what he would say.

SPEAKER_35 12:36

There's two combos.

SPEAKER_28 12:37

Yeah, I didn't hear what y'all were talking about. That's totally fine. Me and Kate, we had it.

SPEAKER_37 12:42

Okay, what was What were we talking about? 6-7 being the stupidest thing to ever happen.

SPEAKER_28 12:47

That's it. That's a very it's actually a very bad sign.

SPEAKER_37 12:50

It's dumb.

SPEAKER_28 12:50

It's goofy, it's funny, but it's like, wait.

SPEAKER_37 12:52

Wait. That's gonna be.

SPEAKER_28 12:55

Yeah, bad. Idiocracy. Here we are. I agree.

SPEAKER_37 12:59

Teachers are fighting back though.

SPEAKER_28 13:01

Right back. I hope.

SPEAKER_37 13:02

They're not allowed to say it.

SPEAKER_20 13:04

Woo!

SPEAKER_37 13:05

Well, they'll say it's a speech. As soon as a kid says it, the teacher immediately responds with 8910.

SPEAKER_36 13:12

8910. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_28 13:16

So we have a guest appearance.

SPEAKER_30 13:18

Get on out.

SPEAKER_31 13:19

You're gonna go spanking her.

SPEAKER_30 13:21

Get on out of here.

SPEAKER_31 13:24

Don't pank me. Don't pank me.

SPEAKER_30 13:26

She I think she's going deaf. And it's like she's will for with that voice imodulation. Disability where he couldn't control the sound of his voice. I don't even know what that's gonna be. That's what she does.

SPEAKER_32 13:42

Yeah, I hear a man. Fucking bum?

SPEAKER_35 13:50

Go be dumb out there. Go be dumb out there. I think my head shrink, my headphones almost down. I think I got dumber.

SPEAKER_30 14:01

Did you dead a piece of your head or something?

unknown 14:04

No.

SPEAKER_30 14:04

Slop sided up there now?

SPEAKER_35 14:06

No. My ears are crooked though. My glasses are always cockeyed.

SPEAKER_30 14:13

You're like David.

SPEAKER_35 14:14

Oh no.

SPEAKER_30 14:15

You got a limp?

SPEAKER_35 14:17

Coming.

SPEAKER_37 14:18

You have the sure. You got the drop foot.

SPEAKER_35 14:20

It's probably gonna happen.

SPEAKER_30 14:21

Shit. Damn.

SPEAKER_37 14:26

I need you to wear those glasses with your bubblegum man.

SPEAKER_35 14:29

Oh yeah, that'll be perfect. Uh Fernboy dropped his electric bike over there, and dad's been riding on it. Oh no.

SPEAKER_28 14:37

Electric what? Bike? Is it just a bicycle that just electric assisted? That was hard to get out.

SPEAKER_49 14:45

I guess.

SPEAKER_28 14:48

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_49 14:49

So you can't get it.

SPEAKER_30 14:52

No, it's a motorized uh razor scooter.

SPEAKER_28 14:54

Yeah, that it would be sick. That's all I was like. Seeing grandpa, I would see grandpa on that, you know?

SPEAKER_35 14:59

Yeah, it's just like a scooter or a bike, but can he stay on it? What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 15:05

David can stay on it, I guess.

SPEAKER_35 15:06

And then he said, I'm getting good at it, so now I'm leaning in on it. Oh god. I found life out.

SPEAKER_30 15:15

I got a little. I got a little bit.

SPEAKER_28 15:17

He's gonna gas out a little too hard out of one of those turns out of curvature. That back tire is gonna go out on him.

SPEAKER_35 15:23

We're there seen the puppies the other day. With a helmet on it, Eric.

SPEAKER_09 15:31

With the helmet on it?

SPEAKER_28 15:32

Yeah, and he was just everybody taking turns off.

SPEAKER_09 15:38

Uh so funny.

SPEAKER_28 15:41

Did Jay did he just did he just think it'd be funny?

SPEAKER_35 15:44

Just to bring it over.

SPEAKER_30 15:48

Putter around. Yeah, like and not have to get the golf cart out.

SPEAKER_35 15:53

So he he brought it over.

SPEAKER_43 15:56

Just imagine him on that bike. It's so funny. It's so funny to me.

SPEAKER_30 16:01

Need to put a little uh little bell.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

It might be a scooter, I don't know. OSU flag hanging off the back.

SPEAKER_35 16:09

Pistol pee.

SPEAKER_28 16:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 16:11

So pew pew. Next time you're there, take a ride.

SPEAKER_28 16:14

I need to go see her puppies.

SPEAKER_35 16:16

And the puppies are getting how she named them. Lily.

SPEAKER_22 16:22

Oh god.

SPEAKER_35 16:24

Lily. Lily and Jacob. What is it?

SPEAKER_27 16:34

Lily.

SPEAKER_35 16:35

Oh, Nova. Nova. Lily and Nova.

SPEAKER_27 16:39

Lily and Nova.

SPEAKER_35 16:40

I don't know where they came from. And then Doug came over there today the first time I went over there. And he was like, oh their name. And he told him, Dad goes, I know they're gay. So I guess it was mom. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_37 16:54

Well, it's the first sense of it. I know they're gay.

SPEAKER_30 17:00

I want to say when mom and dad first got together, maybe mom had a Chevy Nova.

SPEAKER_35 17:06

And Chevy Nova.

SPEAKER_30 17:07

Or dad had one. And mom always swore that car was trying to actually kill her.

SPEAKER_35 17:16

Mom is so. Like it was Christine?

SPEAKER_30 17:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_35 17:19

She smokes a lot of weed or something. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_28 17:23

Courtney drove a nova. Yeah, you don't know. You weren't there. Yeah, Ashley, you weren't there.

SPEAKER_30 17:30

I was there. No. Wee. I was just a wee boy.

SPEAKER_35 17:34

Oh, you were a baby?

SPEAKER_28 17:36

Don't remember shit.

SPEAKER_35 17:37

Do you even remember that? Your mom was just a bad driver.

SPEAKER_28 17:40

That's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_30 17:41

Get my head too many times, bro. They didn't have car seats back then. Well, they did, but they were fucking They were too expensive.

unknown 17:49

They were crazy.

SPEAKER_28 17:50

They're too expensive add-on. It'd be three dollars to put this on.

SPEAKER_30 17:54

It just looks like a reinforce, reinforce uh picnic basket. And like like cut the bottom out and shove you down in no protection whatsoever. That's probably more dangerous because it would break and just stab impel you. Fucking crazy. And then you get eaten, you know. What is happening? By a guy like Jeffrey. Not me.

SPEAKER_37 18:24

But you know that your joke is just not working.

SPEAKER_09 18:27

Just stop running, eh? You don't know that. How do you know?

SPEAKER_30 18:30

You don't know that. They can be laughing. You don't know. Jeremy should be Jeremy, calm down. You find me dumb anyway.

unknown 18:47

Sorry.

SPEAKER_37 18:50

Yeah. He'll skin you.

SPEAKER_28 18:51

Well.

SPEAKER_37 18:52

Wait, hold on. We were having a conversation. Like 10 minutes ago. Huh? What kind of noise? So you don't give out candy because you're no, I said I leave out.

SPEAKER_35 19:11

Yeah. I get a variety pack. Sneakers, butterfanger, scatle.

SPEAKER_08 19:15

Snagfanger.

SPEAKER_35 19:17

I think last year I got little gum bears.

SPEAKER_30 19:19

Oh, you got gum barger bears. And it's still candy from last year.

SPEAKER_37 19:23

Hun bun, what's what was your favorite candy to get?

SPEAKER_32 19:28

Candy corn.

SPEAKER_37 19:30

I love candy.

SPEAKER_35 19:30

I like candy corn, but I like the pumpkins the best. They're the best.

SPEAKER_28 19:34

You like I think I've always had ones you love Reese's. Yeah. Reeseples. Reese's, man. I mean, fuck everything else.

SPEAKER_35 19:41

Oh, the pumpkins though?

SPEAKER_28 19:42

No, no, no. The shaped ones are the best.

SPEAKER_35 19:44

Pumpkins.

SPEAKER_28 19:45

No, no, it's pumpkins, tree. No, it could be pumpkins, tree, whatever. Anytime they do a shape. It's just that I don't know if it's a few. And I think it's like it's different peanut butter shape.

SPEAKER_37 19:54

I know. Oh all of the shapes, though. I think the eggs are the best ones. I like the pumpkin, I think.

SPEAKER_28 20:00

Oh, and I like the trees. Just I like a tree.

SPEAKER_35 20:04

You know what I don't really care for when they're like small and little mini ones.

SPEAKER_28 20:09

Oh, the little shit teasers.

SPEAKER_35 20:11

Yeah, I feel like the peanut butter is uh gritty. Fuck those.

SPEAKER_28 20:13

You give me those, you're you're a bitch. The uh the fast break is the best. Is the best bar.

SPEAKER_35 20:18

I love a fast break.

SPEAKER_28 20:19

Undeniably the best bar.

SPEAKER_35 20:21

The nugget. Yes. I like it, Cal.

SPEAKER_28 20:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_35 20:30

Those are good, man.

SPEAKER_28 20:31

Just the other day at the gas station, I got one on my trip just now. When I was leaving work, yeah, when I was leaving work, but I I had a king-size one and I had it on there, and I was debating the whole time. She wrung it up, and I went, I'm so sorry. I gotta do the small one. I gotta do the small one. I've got to. I can't do this one.

SPEAKER_20 20:49

I've got to.

SPEAKER_28 20:52

She just looked at me and I was like, that's alright. That's alright. That's all right.

SPEAKER_37 20:55

I go for the big one. Calm down, young man. Don't panic.

SPEAKER_31 20:57

Are you smoking?

SPEAKER_43 21:01

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_31 21:02

Oh my god, dude. What's going on? Did Jeffrey Dahmer smoke? Yes. Oh.

SPEAKER_30 21:09

Jeremy does.

SPEAKER_31 21:10

Jeremy. Jeff smoked. Jerry.

SPEAKER_30 21:14

He's just doing it to look what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_37 21:16

You don't even know. You don't even know how you don't even know how to know how to smoke. He goes, it's like this.

SPEAKER_28 21:27

You're gonna burn your beard like that, brother.

SPEAKER_37 21:31

You look so dumb.

SPEAKER_28 21:33

Jeremy looks rad rad.

SPEAKER_37 21:35

Jeremy is an unintelligent dude. Unintelligent. And he only smokes Turkish Turkish dilats. Turkish cigarettes.

SPEAKER_28 21:44

Seju.

SPEAKER_37 21:45

Turkish clove cigarettes.

SPEAKER_29 21:47

Seju.

SPEAKER_35 21:49

You're so cool. Be like you. I mean, you guys are doing good. I've never smoked a cigarette.

SPEAKER_08 22:02

You never smoked a cigarette? You've smoked a cigarette. You've smoked a cigarette.

SPEAKER_37 22:06

I was about to say, I'm pretty sure you and I had cigarettes at the bar. We did. We did. I wouldn't be shocked.

SPEAKER_30 22:13

Some cools. Just kidding. Or were they Newports?

SPEAKER_35 22:17

I was trying to be a virgin.

SPEAKER_30 22:18

Newports.

SPEAKER_49 22:20

More bro.

SPEAKER_37 22:22

I smoke camel lights for all of six days. Camel lights are. Well, no, I don't.

SPEAKER_28 22:34

Camels are crazy toys.

SPEAKER_37 22:36

Well, I had the pouches, the lady snuff.

SPEAKER_28 22:39

Lady Snaff.

SPEAKER_37 22:40

I did do Lady Snaff.

SPEAKER_28 22:42

I don't know. Do girls do Zen? Do girls Zen, bruh? The girls even Zen?

SPEAKER_37 22:48

Bruh. It was before Zen came out.

SPEAKER_28 22:51

I went through a whole evolution of shit right there.

SPEAKER_37 22:59

What is wrong? Is that the next one?

SPEAKER_35 23:05

But I've never seen a girl Zen. And what's gonna be fun?

SPEAKER_28 23:08

There's gotta be some college girls out there. I'm gonna forget about this. Just in a in a like a party set when I sit down. Just those in. What? I did.

SPEAKER_35 23:18

I know you did.

SPEAKER_28 23:18

I died.

SPEAKER_35 23:20

I died. I died. What?

SPEAKER_30 23:23

Do girls even sin?

SPEAKER_35 23:25

Do girls even sin, Brad?

SPEAKER_30 23:27

You're welcome. Age old question.

SPEAKER_35 23:31

I say no. Oh.

SPEAKER_28 23:34

Ask the people.

SPEAKER_35 23:35

Have you seen those videos where it's like, guess my fault?

SPEAKER_33 23:39

They do it or the person does it with their mouth.

SPEAKER_28 23:42

I try to do that with Jordan all the time. No.

SPEAKER_30 23:45

I always forget.

SPEAKER_28 23:46

She hasn't gotten it.

SPEAKER_30 23:47

I always forget. And then I fart and I look at her and go, dang it, I should have done that.

SPEAKER_33 23:54

I like the ones where they're like bridge, though. Like, that's my fault.

SPEAKER_30 24:00

And the farts.

SPEAKER_33 24:02

They're like, whoa. I love those.

SPEAKER_30 24:05

It's just wholesome entertainment. I know. Watch your bangs or bangs in your face. Pretty wholesome.

SPEAKER_37 24:12

Do you need Hunter to show you how to toss your bangs out of your face?

SPEAKER_28 24:16

I was once a professh.

SPEAKER_37 24:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_28 24:19

I once dabbled post. Dabbled in everyday life.

SPEAKER_35 24:22

Hunter as a young chapter.

SPEAKER_30 24:24

I got a photo of it. Watch.

SPEAKER_35 24:25

What?

SPEAKER_30 24:26

Just a kid.

SPEAKER_28 24:27

Thank God.

SPEAKER_35 24:28

That would have been fun.

SPEAKER_30 24:28

I probably do have one.

SPEAKER_28 24:29

I am. I it was a it was a beautiful specimen. I did it for a while, too.

SPEAKER_35 24:34

A long time. You had a lot of hair. You had like Casey's hair.

SPEAKER_28 24:38

Well, I mean, I stopped doing the thing at some point.

SPEAKER_37 24:42

When you cut. When you shaved your head. Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 24:45

No, no, because I went to I went to go on straight back, you know. Oh, yeah, you didn't do that.

SPEAKER_35 24:50

Like shaved on the sides? No.

SPEAKER_28 24:54

I might, but no, I just start instead of, you know, having it sideways and always fucking flicking my head away. I just started pushing it back finally. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 25:02

And then you just shaved it.

SPEAKER_28 25:04

And then one day I did a finally. That was in Michigan, though, when I shaved it.

SPEAKER_35 25:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_28 25:09

Oh, he's always had long hair. Get out of there, dude.

SPEAKER_46 25:13

What about it? Don't show this stuff on. Don't you do this, you dude?

SPEAKER_28 25:18

Don't release government photos of me. Don't release real photos of me.

SPEAKER_32 25:22

I can't see it. Where is it? Oh, don't worry. It's going up on the screen. Oh my god, you're on his high school mocker. His high school graduation party. Just a cool pothead. That's a weedy.

SPEAKER_28 25:34

Just a cool pothead.

SPEAKER_37 25:35

With his.

SPEAKER_28 25:36

Pretty sure I'm wearing a t-shirt of myself. Get out of the album, dude.

SPEAKER_37 25:40

Yeah, senior pictures. Look at that boy, that long hair. He's so handsome.

SPEAKER_32 25:45

He's jiggling.

SPEAKER_35 25:47

What?

SPEAKER_13 25:53

OMG.

SPEAKER_33 25:54

Brad Pett.

SPEAKER_28 25:59

Get out of there. That is that is kind of nice, though.

SPEAKER_33 26:04

Oh, the artsy of the little stubble.

SPEAKER_28 26:06

Look at that.

SPEAKER_08 26:08

You should have had me shave.

SPEAKER_33 26:10

No.

SPEAKER_35 26:10

I think we wanted you to, and you were like, nah, I feel like I see Sawyer there a little. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fantastic.

SPEAKER_28 26:19

Zoom back out and see what I'm looking at. Zoom back out. I'm trying to guess what else. Just gazing upon a nice pasture.

SPEAKER_37 26:26

Yes. It was the abandoned house.

SPEAKER_28 26:28

Yeah, I remember where it was at.

SPEAKER_30 26:30

There's a cool barn and stuff over there.

SPEAKER_37 26:33

Hmm.

SPEAKER_35 26:33

Is your armpit sweaty?

SPEAKER_28 26:35

Probably. That's a shadow. It's a shadow.

SPEAKER_30 26:38

Initial photo. I photoshopped that a little bit so it wouldn't look like that. Oh, there's so close. Oh, and uh, we got sweaty boy. Yeah, you know the class white.

SPEAKER_28 26:52

You already showed this one.

SPEAKER_30 26:53

I know. Not up close, though. Not up close. I know.

SPEAKER_28 26:56

You're going hard here.

SPEAKER_30 26:57

Yeah, dude. I was higher than uh even graduation.

SPEAKER_35 27:04

I did it, man.

SPEAKER_28 27:07

How cool is I! I totally forgot about that. Look at you!

SPEAKER_33 27:11

You're the coolest. You are an a-hole.

SPEAKER_28 27:16

You got the box braids, broke.

SPEAKER_33 27:18

Box braids. What?

SPEAKER_37 27:22

That's one of my favorite pictures.

SPEAKER_30 27:26

Yeah, brah! I I love this one.

SPEAKER_49 27:29

Memories.

SPEAKER_37 27:30

That is a good one. Shaped head.

SPEAKER_28 27:32

Look how cute.

SPEAKER_49 27:32

Look at that baby.

SPEAKER_28 27:34

Did I have a head tattoo there? Not yet. I think I have one on the side. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 27:38

Oh, yeah, yeah. I think you did. I also love this one. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_28 27:43

Oh my gosh. Look at that hot fucking mesh crop top. Dude.

SPEAKER_30 27:46

Mesh crop. I forgot you had that. We're the biggest cocaine dealers in Miami, baby.

SPEAKER_28 27:52

I'm not a dealer. I'm a user. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 27:55

That's a fucking do you mean Miama? Miami?

SPEAKER_28 27:58

Miama.

SPEAKER_30 27:59

No, no, no. Florida, baby. We in Florida, yeah.

SPEAKER_35 28:03

Oh, memory lane. That was good.

SPEAKER_28 28:07

Every podcast you have to do that with someone.

SPEAKER_30 28:10

I didn't show them on here. So. Just we could see those.

SPEAKER_28 28:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_37 28:15

Oh, wait, the people couldn't see it? Uh-uh. Oh, well, that would be fun.

SPEAKER_28 28:18

Well, that kind of took away from the whole thing of it, actually. I can go back and edit and disappointed.

SPEAKER_37 28:24

Deflating a balloon. Deflate.

SPEAKER_28 28:28

Move on. Move on.

SPEAKER_35 28:29

Move on. I'm glad to see where you're at now, son. Yeah. All right.

Memory Lane: Old Photos Roast

SPEAKER_28 28:35

Did the braids disappoint you that much? Is that what that was? I liked my braids.

SPEAKER_23 28:47

Trick or treat time.

SPEAKER_30 28:49

What is this? Here's some Taylor. Don't look in the bag. Just kind of. Just kind of.

SPEAKER_35 28:57

I gotta put my head back.

SPEAKER_30 28:58

Swoosh it around.

SPEAKER_35 28:59

Ears? Ears.

SPEAKER_30 29:00

Or just reach down and blindly grab something for us to try. Throw it up into the trick or tree. Throw it up into there. Throw it up into there. Mostly trees.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

Green.

SPEAKER_28 29:13

Ah shit.

SPEAKER_30 29:14

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

Yagarito!

SPEAKER_28 29:18

Jesus.

SPEAKER_30 29:19

Show the camera.

SPEAKER_28 29:20

One more time I didn't hear you.

SPEAKER_30 29:23

Here, have Hunter do it. Hunter, put that in front of the camera.

SPEAKER_37 29:26

Shane Hargins.

SPEAKER_28 29:27

Yeah, stop knocking shit over. Is that good right there? Yagarito.

SPEAKER_37 29:32

Yagarico. Yagarito.

SPEAKER_30 29:34

Let's do it. I should have had some music for this.

SPEAKER_37 29:38

Yeah, you should have.

SPEAKER_30 29:40

Uh hold on.

SPEAKER_37 29:41

No, we're not holding. We're live.

SPEAKER_30 29:44

There's no tech.

SPEAKER_36 29:45

Oh this is TC prime corner.

SPEAKER_24 29:50

You forgot about that.

SPEAKER_08 29:52

What is this? Classic. Magic.

SPEAKER_37 29:58

I like the music. You know, the one time. The one time. That we talked for three minutes.

SPEAKER_30 30:04

Yeah, you had nothing prepared.

SPEAKER_33 30:06

Yeah, we just flipped through the book. Ah, this looks good.

unknown 30:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_30 30:13

That was actually kind of pleasant music right there.

SPEAKER_28 30:16

Are we ready? Two classic hunt. One, two, three.

SPEAKER_35 30:21

Oh, it's hard.

SPEAKER_30 30:27

We got some ASMR going on.

SPEAKER_37 30:29

They don't really taste like anything.

SPEAKER_28 30:31

I'm breathing hard as hell. A little stubby right now, too, okay?

SPEAKER_36 30:39

Sure.

SPEAKER_30 30:40

You know what?

SPEAKER_35 30:40

They're not bad. I kind of like them. Yeah, they're right. A little bland. Have a little like pepper on them.

SPEAKER_30 30:47

That might sound so good. So good.

SPEAKER_28 30:51

Oh well.

SPEAKER_35 30:52

Crunch it again.

SPEAKER_28 30:54

Don't care for them.

SPEAKER_35 30:55

You don't like it?

SPEAKER_28 30:56

Don't care for them.

SPEAKER_37 30:57

What is it supposed? It just says flavored potato stick. Okay.

SPEAKER_28 31:01

I think that's what I don't like. Flavored fucking what?

SPEAKER_30 31:05

Flavored with what, but you get to reach in. Let's see what you get.

SPEAKER_32 31:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_30 31:11

Trick or treat. What was that one? A treat. Treat. I think a treat.

SPEAKER_32 31:15

It's a treat. Come on, man. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_30 31:18

Oh, I got a different kind of bag. It's my palate.

SPEAKER_32 31:21

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_28 31:23

Pizza potato.

SPEAKER_32 31:24

Ooh, pizza. I like pizza.

SPEAKER_29 31:29

Oh. What what kind though?

SPEAKER_49 31:31

Pizza. Pizza.

SPEAKER_29 31:33

Pizza. What's that say? Molly cheese? Melty cheese pizza potato chips. Oh.

SPEAKER_32 31:44

Well, they're from Japan, or if it came. Ah! Come on, baby.

SPEAKER_30 31:54

Hope radiation doesn't come out.

SPEAKER_43 31:57

You sure?

SPEAKER_35 31:59

Or a laboo-boo?

SPEAKER_43 32:02

I got a bird.

SPEAKER_37 32:03

How many labooos does your daughter have now?

SPEAKER_35 32:05

Uh, I think like 15 years. And did you get real?

SPEAKER_30 32:08

Did you get any of the fake ones at the fair and trick her?

SPEAKER_35 32:11

Yeah, I got one at the Bloom Festival that was fake. It was a le foo-foo. Le poo-poo foo-foo. Pizza chip.

SPEAKER_43 32:23

Bang. Bang.

SPEAKER_30 32:37

I like that.

SPEAKER_35 32:38

Barbecue pizza.

unknown 32:40

Ew.

SPEAKER_35 32:41

I don't like it. Oh, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_37 32:42

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_35 32:44

No.

SPEAKER_37 32:44

That tastes like stale.

SPEAKER_28 32:47

It's weird how the imitation pepperoni?

SPEAKER_35 32:50

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_30 32:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_35 32:53

I wanted it to taste like a pepperoni pizza print.

SPEAKER_30 32:56

Two for treat, two for trick. Alright, babe.

SPEAKER_28 33:00

Pass this to uh show it to the try.

SPEAKER_35 33:03

Pisy's time. Three out of ten.

SPEAKER_32 33:06

Hey, better than that.

SPEAKER_36 33:07

Mm-mm. Better than that.

SPEAKER_30 33:09

That's at least a seven.

SPEAKER_36 33:11

Oh, honey butter.

SPEAKER_30 33:13

Ooh, it'll taste like them rolls at uh Texas Roadhouse, baby. Texas. I'll take them. I like those.

SPEAKER_37 33:27

This is like an industrial plastic.

SPEAKER_29 33:30

Come on. Get it.

SPEAKER_32 33:32

I didn't say anything. You've been working out.

SPEAKER_30 33:34

It's nuclear.

SPEAKER_35 33:40

She inhaled.

SPEAKER_30 33:41

Don't do that first.

SPEAKER_35 33:43

That's bad. She wafted it.

SPEAKER_30 33:44

Was it crazy?

SPEAKER_37 33:45

Quazy. Is that a clazy smell? That was crazy. Oh, I don't like the smell. What the heck? What are you? I need you to take a big whiff of that bag.

SPEAKER_28 34:03

I can't smell anything. One nostril is normally always closed off, and I'm about 4% airway right now.

SPEAKER_35 34:11

Cleaning supply.

SPEAKER_29 34:13

Done. Two. Three.

SPEAKER_28 34:20

That tastes like a like a crunchy honey pocket of honey. That tastes like a little crunchy potato honey pocket.

SPEAKER_30 34:26

I like that.

SPEAKER_28 34:27

I like that. I like that.

SPEAKER_14 34:30

Oh, I like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 34:32

It tastes like pure chemicals, but I like it. Yeah, I like that.

SPEAKER_37 34:35

It's better than the pizza one. Really?

unknown 34:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 34:38

Just too sweet.

SPEAKER_28 34:39

It's way better than a pizza one because it's too sweet.

SPEAKER_35 34:41

Why is it sweet?

SPEAKER_28 34:43

What's it called? Honey butter biscuit?

SPEAKER_35 34:44

I know that.

SPEAKER_37 34:45

I don't want a sweet chip. That's a four out of ten. Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 34:50

That's a sh that's a that's a eight. Eight five.

SPEAKER_35 34:54

I'm only going for the potato sticks now. I know!

SPEAKER_28 34:59

Oh that's real nice. That's really, really nice. Potato. That's what I should be for Halloween. A potato.

SPEAKER_32 35:06

Look at them.

SPEAKER_28 35:09

Number one.

SPEAKER_32 35:09

Number one.

SPEAKER_08 35:10

Garbs, get your carbs.

SPEAKER_28 35:13

What kind of Doritos we got?

SPEAKER_37 35:15

Asian.

SPEAKER_28 35:16

We love Doritos.

SPEAKER_37 35:18

Oh no. We don't know what those are. No clue whatsoever. Nothing is in English.

SPEAKER_28 35:25

What's the imagery? Light blue black. I want to get blue bags.

SPEAKER_37 35:30

I think they're just like salted. Milo salt. Well Milo soap.

SPEAKER_14 35:38

Ego salt. Ego sock. Diet pool match.

Trick-or-Treat Snack Roulette Begins

SPEAKER_28 35:49

Come on, get it open. Let's go, Jeffrey. Come on, open it. Jeremy. Oh yeah, Jeremy. You ruined the bit.

SPEAKER_35 35:57

He forgot.

SPEAKER_28 35:58

Look at him.

SPEAKER_35 35:58

Look at him. Look at him.

SPEAKER_28 36:00

Get your mouth off the bag.

SPEAKER_35 36:01

Look at him, you fool.

SPEAKER_28 36:03

Look at him. Look at him. You fool.

SPEAKER_37 36:08

Why did you open it this way? God.

SPEAKER_28 36:10

See?

SPEAKER_30 36:11

My hand was slippery.

SPEAKER_28 36:13

Are you sweaty palms? With what? Sweaty palms.

SPEAKER_30 36:16

Seasonings.

SPEAKER_37 36:18

There's no seasonings on any of it.

SPEAKER_32 36:21

Apparently, look at my face.

SPEAKER_37 36:23

That was on your butt.

SPEAKER_29 36:23

It puts a finger on the skins.

SPEAKER_30 36:30

Ready, go.

SPEAKER_37 36:35

I like that. There's a regular That's a chip. You go, ooh, I like that.

SPEAKER_28 36:40

It's a potato chip. It's a tortilla chip. It's corn chip.

SPEAKER_30 36:44

That is the whitest flavor. And you go of course. Ooh, I like that.

SPEAKER_28 36:49

There's nothing happening. Yeah, there's nothing. That's a dry Dorito.

SPEAKER_30 36:54

I like those. That's like how the chips are now.

SPEAKER_28 36:57

That's half a day from being a shit bag of chips.

SPEAKER_30 37:01

Wow. That's a trick.

SPEAKER_28 37:05

Take them home. We can have them.

SPEAKER_37 37:08

Take them home.

SPEAKER_28 37:10

And pick another so we can actually have a good snack.

SPEAKER_17 37:15

How much snack? How much snacks we have?

SPEAKER_35 37:18

Oh, we got some chocolate cakes in here.

SPEAKER_30 37:20

Yeah, you gotta add something for the chip to taste.

SPEAKER_35 37:24

Oh, ramen snack. This is fun. Baby star crunchy.

SPEAKER_28 37:29

Baby star shrimp.

SPEAKER_35 37:30

Show the camera. Baby star crunchy.

SPEAKER_37 37:32

Hold that up there. Original soy.

SPEAKER_30 37:37

Baby star. Baby star crunch.

SPEAKER_35 37:46

Ready? Yep. Original soy sauce.

SPEAKER_28 37:49

I think these are gonna be really, really good.

SPEAKER_37 37:59

Those are fun. Oh, they're looking like a ramen. Like I wonder if it is just ramen dry. Ramen ramen. Ramen noodles. Can you see?

SPEAKER_32 38:11

Oh wow. They look like a god. They look like a noodle.

SPEAKER_28 38:17

One, two, three, oh bang. Open the mic. Everyone in the mic. At least you don't like it. Max capacity crunch.

SPEAKER_30 38:29

I don't put a nice.

SPEAKER_28 38:31

I mean you don't necessarily have to go mouth open.

SPEAKER_32 38:34

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_28 38:37

Finish it. Take a sip of your yingling flight there and wash her down. I like him. I like him a little bit. Because as a kid, I really liked just putting the seasoning in a dry packet of ramen. Crunching it up and just eating it like chips. You know?

SPEAKER_37 38:54

Yeah, I like the texture a lot. But I do like that texture.

SPEAKER_28 39:00

That's cool. That's fun to eat.

SPEAKER_37 39:04

I like these better. It's hot. Ha ha ha ha. You're cold.

SPEAKER_30 39:08

Let's do another one.

SPEAKER_37 39:10

Is this gonna be too loud?

SPEAKER_28 39:12

That's what I'm talking about. Motherfucking cocoa rolls started caramel. Made with pure coconut cream.

SPEAKER_30 39:19

Let's get it. That's gonna be delicious. Let's get it. Oh yes. Caramel.

SPEAKER_28 39:26

Got that thing on me.

SPEAKER_30 39:27

Is it caramel or caramel?

SPEAKER_28 39:29

Gotta say caramel.

SPEAKER_37 39:30

Caramel?

SPEAKER_43 39:31

I was just saying fun stuff, bro.

SPEAKER_37 39:33

Bro.

SPEAKER_29 39:34

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_37 39:35

I don't say caramel, though.

SPEAKER_08 39:37

Caramel.

SPEAKER_37 39:38

Just caramel. Caramel. Yeah, I'm gonna say caramel.

SPEAKER_30 39:42

Caramel.

SPEAKER_37 39:43

Not that.

unknown 39:44

Caramel.

SPEAKER_30 39:45

Caramel.

SPEAKER_37 39:46

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_28 39:48

Oh, they're just little mini cute things. Little things.

SPEAKER_16 39:55

I'm gonna need two of those. I'm gonna need two of those. That's for sure.

SPEAKER_30 39:58

Oh, you're gonna need two already. You don't even need to be a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_37 40:00

They're just little mini.

SPEAKER_35 40:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_37 40:03

Little minis. Good guy. Sun Tropics, cocoa rolls, salted caramel. They look like a deep crunch.

SPEAKER_30 40:16

Let's go.

SPEAKER_37 40:18

Oh god. Yeah, buddy.

SPEAKER_28 40:22

I bought the whole thing.

SPEAKER_37 40:24

I like that.

SPEAKER_30 40:25

Those are sippy. Every time. That's why it's so fucked up.

SPEAKER_37 40:31

Swonky.

SPEAKER_30 40:32

Those are nice.

SPEAKER_37 40:34

It's got a good soft crunch.

SPEAKER_30 40:36

Would you like this as a cereal?

SPEAKER_37 40:38

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 40:40

No. No? No. Don't put that on me, Ricky Bobby.

SPEAKER_35 40:44

Ricky.

SPEAKER_28 40:45

Ricky. Oh, Ricky. Huh? Do you like cereal?

SPEAKER_35 40:50

I love cereal.

SPEAKER_28 40:51

Love cereal, bud.

SPEAKER_35 40:52

That's a snack.

SPEAKER_28 40:53

Just stay away from it. It's a danger.

SPEAKER_35 40:56

I eat a snack.

SPEAKER_28 40:58

This is a danger.

SPEAKER_30 41:01

How many have we got left?

SPEAKER_28 41:03

One more.

SPEAKER_30 41:04

One more.

SPEAKER_08 41:05

Just pull it. Just pull it. Pull it. Just pull it.

SPEAKER_35 41:07

Don't do it. No, there's two more. You can bring some nature.

SPEAKER_08 41:10

Pull them both. Shit.

SPEAKER_32 41:12

Oh, so freaking gummy. Sakaroo. Check it out.

unknown 41:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_35 41:23

Shrimp chips.

SPEAKER_14 41:24

Oh, shrimp chips are classic.

SPEAKER_35 41:26

Wheat puff snacks original. 50 years the original. Calbi.

SPEAKER_30 41:31

Oh no.

SPEAKER_35 41:32

We don't want first.

SPEAKER_30 41:33

We gotta go shrimp chips. I want to end on something good.

SPEAKER_08 41:37

Something good, something fun. Ooh.

SPEAKER_49 41:49

You probably like that.

SPEAKER_30 41:50

Oh, you haven't had shrimp chips? No. Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean? Like that's normal? These? Yeah, they don't have that at Walmart. That smells. Or the crest.

SPEAKER_28 42:01

These are kind of normal. Shrimp chips. I've seen them in the gas station.

SPEAKER_31 42:06

Come on. No. No, you have.

SPEAKER_36 42:07

Those are hot fries.

SPEAKER_28 42:08

Walmart. Yes, I've I've had crest.

SPEAKER_30 42:11

Oh no.

SPEAKER_36 42:12

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_30 42:13

Like a dirty bag.

SPEAKER_37 42:16

That smells like dirty pajamas.

SPEAKER_28 42:18

They're not bad.

SPEAKER_37 42:19

Dirty moisture oyster.

SPEAKER_36 42:21

And go.

SPEAKER_37 42:27

They taste better than they smell. Shrim chuck.

SPEAKER_35 42:31

Sun chip?

SPEAKER_37 42:31

Shrim chap. Shrimp chum.

SPEAKER_35 42:33

Aftertaste is a little sketchy.

SPEAKER_30 42:35

Yeah. It's like I oh what is that? What is that aftertaste?

SPEAKER_37 42:41

Oh no. Oh no, it's like fish fruit. Is that what that is? Do you just crunch? Oh no. Do you just crumble that up and give it to your fish?

SPEAKER_28 42:49

Yeah, it's not very good, actually. Baby bird.

SPEAKER_37 42:52

That is what it tastes like.

SPEAKER_35 42:54

I haven't tasted it, but the smell that seems like it would be.

SPEAKER_28 42:57

Justin would get those. And wreck 'em.

SPEAKER_35 43:00

I gotta get that out of my mouth. Oh, wait, we have one more.

SPEAKER_28 43:02

Yeah. Dude.

SPEAKER_32 43:06

Oh my god, I'm covered. It lingered. The fish?

SPEAKER_30 43:10

It's up here.

SPEAKER_32 43:11

Sakaro.

SPEAKER_28 43:13

Sakaro. Stringy gummy. Is it an orange? Is it tangerine orange, stringy gummy? Orange cream and cheese soda.

SPEAKER_32 43:20

What are you saying? I don't know. Nobody knows.

SPEAKER_28 43:24

Ooh, these are fun. Do you have to do something certain?

SPEAKER_37 43:28

It's like a tab.

SPEAKER_35 43:28

You gotta do something certain.

SPEAKER_28 43:30

How do you open back side?

SPEAKER_37 43:32

Backside where it says open. Open? No shit.

SPEAKER_28 43:37

No, I don't know that. I can't get it open. No one's gonna be able to get these open.

SPEAKER_32 43:43

You can't see it until we Oh. I gotta get your feet.

SPEAKER_28 43:49

I'm gonna I'm gonna be left-stranded. I'm gonna be left-stranded.

SPEAKER_36 43:53

Play-doh.

SPEAKER_37 43:57

Oh, it kind of feels like Play-Doh. Oh.

Chips Get Weird: Pizza, Honey Butter, Shrimp

SPEAKER_35 43:59

Oh, not this easy yet.

SPEAKER_37 44:00

Oh, you wait.

SPEAKER_35 44:02

Ew. Kind of like feet.

SPEAKER_49 44:09

It looks like scam, Jeffrey. Jeremy.

SPEAKER_30 44:12

Jeremy. No, there's Jeffrey that you're there. Is this just slice cheese? Play-doh, bro. Everybody shake it.

SPEAKER_35 44:19

Ready?

SPEAKER_28 44:19

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_17 44:26

Oh, I like that.

SPEAKER_49 44:28

Oh like that! Now we're on the bayou. The bayou.

SPEAKER_30 44:35

That was okay.

SPEAKER_28 44:36

That's a tasty orange gummy, thank you.

SPEAKER_37 44:38

I like it.

SPEAKER_28 44:40

One more. And I'm done.

SPEAKER_31 44:42

I don't hate that. Not bad. You know what?

SPEAKER_35 44:46

Do you eat another shrimp?

SPEAKER_13 44:50

She has to pee.

SPEAKER_48 45:05

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_29 45:09

Don't make a noise?

SPEAKER_37 45:10

Make an ASMR. I don't want that.

SPEAKER_29 45:12

Make an ASMR.

SPEAKER_37 45:15

Thank you though.

SPEAKER_29 45:16

Which one?

SPEAKER_37 45:18

Ew.

SPEAKER_30 45:20

No pizza one.

SPEAKER_37 45:22

I like the pizza one. I don't like pizza flavored things. Like when you get those pizza combos, it smells like absolute pizza.

SPEAKER_30 45:32

Pizza combos are the cat's ass.

SPEAKER_37 45:35

Yeah, they smell like a cat's ass.

SPEAKER_30 45:38

Not what that means. Not what that means.

SPEAKER_37 45:42

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_30 45:43

They come off in strings.

SPEAKER_48 45:45

You know what? You're fired, okay? You didn't follow proto.

SPEAKER_37 45:49

They do come off in little strings. Show the camera.

SPEAKER_30 45:52

It was in my mouth. Like little worms. I can't see the like little worms, man.

SPEAKER_37 45:59

Can you even taste it one string at a time?

SPEAKER_28 46:02

No, it's just a weird texture at that point. But it's still kind of fun to tear it apart.

SPEAKER_30 46:09

I like the peach.

SPEAKER_37 46:12

I like the peeling twizzlers, but I don't like their flavor. Did you make a mess up with your shrimp chip? Yeah, it's quinky.

unknown 46:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_28 46:23

Quinty, quinty, quinty.

SPEAKER_35 46:25

Oh my god. I can't hear it. What can't we hear it, man? Still eating oranges?

SPEAKER_30 46:31

I gotta like it. Oh, we're still doing that thing again.

SPEAKER_32 46:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_30 46:37

Oh how is that?

SPEAKER_28 46:46

Roll it up into a bowl. A bowl. We're gonna roll it in.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

Radio silence.

SPEAKER_17 47:00

Radio silence.

SPEAKER_28 47:02

What are we waiting for, baby? At least we got snake. Nah, dude, I'm good on a tortilla chip.

SPEAKER_35 47:12

I love tortilla chips. Very cute.

SPEAKER_28 47:14

I know, but that's not an actual tortilla chip. It's trying to be something else when it should just be tortilla chip.

SPEAKER_35 47:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_28 47:19

Maybe it is. I'm discriminating something I don't understand.

SPEAKER_32 47:21

Yeah, can you read that? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_37 47:23

See, I think it's a I think there's a difference between a tortilla chip and a corn chip. Corn chip? Because that's just a corn chip.

SPEAKER_28 47:30

Yeah, there is a difference between sort of sort of sort of sick.

SPEAKER_35 47:32

This is extra salt.

SPEAKER_28 47:33

Because that's the substance of which it's made of.

SPEAKER_30 47:35

Mild salt, yeah. Mile salt. This fucking thing worked earlier.

SPEAKER_37 47:42

Sure it did. Sure. Is it plugged in? Are we even recording?

SPEAKER_30 47:48

Oh, we are. Actually, ask a great question. Here's what's nice about doing this. We can pause it and I can make it work. So we're gonna pause. And then we're back. Just like that, man. Like nothing ever happened. I never noticed that beaver.

SPEAKER_28 48:12

Is there other whiskies in that fridge?

SPEAKER_35 48:14

Yeah. I never noticed that beaver. Big brown beaver.

SPEAKER_08 48:17

Here we go.

unknown 48:22

Prickly hire.

SPEAKER_19 48:28

Let's go full throttle.

SPEAKER_46 48:29

Some super daddy by pants.

SPEAKER_28 48:33

What is that? Oh, that's probably like a crazy dark. Coffee or some shit. Yeah, I don't think I want to go that crazy dark right now.

SPEAKER_09 48:39

Hey, it's a Friday crazy night. It's light though.

SPEAKER_28 48:43

That'll be my surprise.

SPEAKER_09 48:45

I'll take the dark night. Go to dance, dance, dance all night. Yeah, one more time. Oh Friday crazy night. Go to dance, dance, dance all night. Be sure to have a wild, wild weekend wherever you are.

SPEAKER_31 49:03

Oh. His glass is empty. I like it. Friday crazy night. Tell them more.

SPEAKER_12 49:10

Whatever.

SPEAKER_31 49:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_12 49:12

Yes, I hire an M80 Firecracker with generous hip. What's shaken? I'm Tina Terranova. I don't know about love at first sight. I mean, come on. Can we be realistic here? I'm not gonna settle. Look around. Everybody settled. My best quality is my unwavering allegiance to myself. I know who I am. If you don't or you can't figure it out, I'm not a great sleeper. I do a lot of horse kicks in the knife, so you're gonna have to be patient. Other than that, I'm I'm friggin' great. Uh have I ever been in love? Um I don't like when guys are too talkative-talkaty with a waitress. I find it revolting. Don't call her honey. I'm like a human being. I don't like it if you want things from me. Period. Do I believe in God? I mean, if this is the kind of conversation I'm gonna have on a date, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna excuse myself to go to the loo. I'm gonna seek out the back door of the restaurant, and I'm gonna hitchhike to a water park. I don't want to talk about God with anybody. Water park? That's why I didn't have kids.

SPEAKER_37 50:29

That's why you didn't have kids. Damn.

SPEAKER_44 50:32

Alright, is that a pretty stick? I used to use those all the time as a kid. Good time. What in the floor?

SPEAKER_49 50:41

Is that a that was a pot toot.

SPEAKER_24 50:46

Let's go all the way. Oh she posted that?

SPEAKER_28 50:56

She's pretty great as well.

SPEAKER_48 50:57

You know, sometimes the canvas just feels a little shy. I think I'm gonna need some more paint and a bigger canvas so I can paint your big fat ass. God damn.

Sweet Redemption: Cocoa Rolls & Gummies

SPEAKER_15 51:09

I hate it. I hate that. I hate that. Should you date me? Because I am the opposite of your mother. I'm fun. I'm fun. That's crazy. I'm wild, and we're gonna have fun together. Let's go partying! I'm a senior beauty consultant with Mary Kay. So I host a ton of house parties. The parties get nuts, and it ends in a lot of sales for me. For me. My worst qualities. Oh, why can't they just find that out on their own? Warning, warning. Fine. I'm needy. I'm needy. I don't think I have been in love before. Wouldn't I know? My biggest fear is growing old and boring. Being with this person I don't even know him anymore, and we're sitting on a big ugly couch, and we're eating hot dogs and mac and cheese and just catatonic watching something on the TV. That is my nightmare. That does not happen to me. That's like a horrible card. She's great. I'm great at being a guest at a restaurant because I love going out to dinner. Dinner. Dang. She was full of energy.

SPEAKER_28 52:16

She was great.

SPEAKER_18 52:17

There's a party going on right here. Okay, celebrate. How's it going, people? You know what? It's Monday morning. And normally I would not be happy about a Monday. But it's my birthday and I'm 56. What the hell's that shot? There's a plant outside my window, and it's making a shadow that looks like dick. I like her.

SPEAKER_46 52:53

There.

SPEAKER_19 52:57

Oh my god. That shit's funny. Oh my god. I just want to say happy birthday. I mean hi from everybody. I can't even think now. I guess all I'm thinking about is that leaf. If you know what I mean. Listen, people, happy Monday. Um celebrate today because it's my birthday. Listen, have a wonderful day. Cheers, bitches, and uh, I'll talk to you soon. Love you. Bye. I like her. It's hot. Spicy. Spicy.

SPEAKER_37 53:35

Oh my god. I want her at the next get together.

SPEAKER_28 53:38

Oh fuck. Why is this? What's gonna happen? Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_37 53:41

Oh no. We're all gonna hell because I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 53:44

It's not gonna do it for you.

SPEAKER_28 53:50

No way. No, she's telling her, yeah, fucking ramp this bitch. Oh, go down to the sidewalk, Susan, and ramp it.

SPEAKER_24 53:57

Oh no, Danny!

SPEAKER_36 54:01

It's a lot. It's a miracle.

SPEAKER_19 54:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_28 54:07

Cut the fucking video.

SPEAKER_37 54:08

Oh, it's a poppy. You're gonna tell your dog is upset, so you try to cut the kid.

SPEAKER_33 54:21

Dang.

SPEAKER_35 54:22

You just need a floor.

SPEAKER_28 54:24

No, right. Ripping it.

SPEAKER_40 54:30

Oh shuffle shuffle.

SPEAKER_24 54:34

Shuffle shuffle. Like right in the floor. I don't like the spot.

SPEAKER_22 54:47

Still gonna big slide.

SPEAKER_45 54:52

Has been blown away by Crabtree's hands and his ability to suck in these balls. Tom Hill Williams! He beach cocks.

SPEAKER_44 55:03

And somebody's going to get that gobbler at the end of this game, too. And it's just hard. It's been a while since he's seen a ball that big. Dix gets a much needed blow.

SPEAKER_45 55:15

It's a thick wide receiver who is powerful from the waist down. You have to like when there's a guy coming right in your face and he just sits in there and delivers it uh really well.

SPEAKER_37 55:30

Football scan.

SPEAKER_07 55:31

God just go get arrested at this.

SPEAKER_28 55:37

Do it again.

SPEAKER_31 55:38

Do it again.

SPEAKER_28 55:39

I'm ruined from the the football one.

SPEAKER_45 55:43

Jeez. Who is powerful from the waist down? You have to like when there's a guy coming right in your face and he just sits in there and delivers it uh really well. The whole thing delivers it really well.

SPEAKER_07 55:55

Really well.

SPEAKER_45 55:56

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_07 55:58

God just came down from the sky and told me to go get arrested at this apple beach, so I'll see you in like an hour.

SPEAKER_37 56:06

Is that a stroke or a list?

SPEAKER_14 56:08

I'll see you in like an hour.

SPEAKER_37 56:09

Yeah, I'll be told you get arrested at the Zapple Beach. Oh man, that's funny.

SPEAKER_28 56:16

Don't crunk, man. You are? Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 56:19

Oh, they go back.

SPEAKER_30 57:01

During the minute is like why you're still gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 57:52

Wow.

SPEAKER_28 57:53

And then it just ends.

SPEAKER_00 57:54

Oh I'm going for get it twisted. I want you, but I don't need you. Put my own food on the table. Come over and let me feed you.

SPEAKER_30 58:02

What the fuck was that? I think more shots chips. These are some retarded parents right here. Happy birthday. Yeah, just watch. They're so fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_01 58:13

Happy six month birthday. Six months. Happy birthday. Blow. Make a wish.

SPEAKER_35 58:23

He doesn't know. He's six months old.

SPEAKER_30 58:24

You don't know what the fuck blow means? Blow Make a Wish?

SPEAKER_01 58:34

Okay, let's go. You ready? You ready?

SPEAKER_37 58:39

You just smothered your baby. Look at the baby like beautiful.

SPEAKER_21 58:44

Beautiful. What is happening?

SPEAKER_36 58:53

I'm a mandatory reporter.

SPEAKER_32 58:56

You won't lick him.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

You want anything more? No!

SPEAKER_32 59:01

No he can't breathe. Icing in his nose.

SPEAKER_42 59:06

Jesus.

SPEAKER_37 59:07

My god.

SPEAKER_20 59:09

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_37 59:10

I am s n I am this coming to pick up my emotional support animal.

unknown 59:15

Stop!

SPEAKER_32 59:19

My emotional support animal. There we go.

SPEAKER_13 59:25

Chew to no for doofie poopy. Chew to noofy doofie. Cheer de noo for doofie poop.

SPEAKER_37 59:36

Chooty noofy doofoo poops.

SPEAKER_31 59:43

Oh no, I don't know. I don't like it.

Tech Gremlins, Music Bumpers, Back On Air

SPEAKER_29 59:48

I don't like it. That's weird.

SPEAKER_32 59:51

These two come with me to pick up my emotional support animal.

SPEAKER_20 1:00:00

I love it so much.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:05

Shoot a nooof a doofie poopy. Shoot a noofy doofie. No poopy. Shoot a noof a doofie poop. Shoot a noof a booba doop. Shoot a dooofadoof from the start.

SPEAKER_39 1:00:20

Walking in, stepping on the feet, hitting, learning how to block. Uh you're in a regular stance to block the hit. What's happening?

SPEAKER_37 1:00:35

Why are you blocking so close to your face?

SPEAKER_39 1:00:38

Well automatically.

SPEAKER_37 1:00:40

How uh you are blinking so much.

SPEAKER_39 1:00:44

How you should right from the point of uh how you block and hit.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:50

He's on drugs.

SPEAKER_39 1:00:51

Wam, you come in on a pro. Blocking, hitting, and uh how you do the certain techniques. Boom.

SPEAKER_35 1:01:01

Boom. See how that's Rob Machio, man. I think it is.

SPEAKER_39 1:01:06

This is before the motion of Mr. Miyagi. Of how you actually move.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:16

But he has the voice of the what's that guy?

SPEAKER_38 1:01:20

Develop your skills by what um He's in Wedding Crashers.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:26

And the breakup. Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn. Yeah, he has Vince Vaughn's voice. Um find us.

SPEAKER_39 1:01:33

But look at how I'm ready to attack. Whichever side my hands are on, look at how they are.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:43

Whatever side my hands are. No, no, don't go life. Look at how they are. Oh no.

SPEAKER_25 1:01:51

I didn't expect that to happen. What?

SPEAKER_26 1:01:53

Um, super disappointed right now. And I'm just fucking pissed. I'm still pissed right now. I've been training martial arts for like a decade.

SPEAKER_21 1:02:03

And come to find out, it doesn't fucking nothing beats a Jetsu holiday. And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family.

SPEAKER_35 1:02:21

Oh my god. I hope I'm never like that.

SPEAKER_24 1:02:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_47 1:02:56

What? Ciro Billy C bit Billy Bili B City. Cero B C B Lil. Bissility. Cero Billy C B City. Zero Billy C Bilibili. Cero Billy C b Billy Bili B City. Ciro B C B Lil. B Cility. Cero Billy C B Busy. Busy.

SPEAKER_46 1:03:31

Alright, friends. We're at TJ Maxx about to do another TJ Maxx finds. TJ Maxx haul. And I'm gonna have you shop along with me, so stay tuned for more.

SPEAKER_30 1:03:42

She fucking come from three eye Atlas. I'm pretty fucking sure.

SPEAKER_35 1:03:47

The comment.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:56

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

Oh see, this is not okay to laugh at.

SPEAKER_16 1:04:07

You better book like you won't. Oh, making funny shit.

SPEAKER_28 1:04:13

It's just funny shit. It's funny shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:18

How cute.

unknown 1:04:26

Oh, you can't see it.

SPEAKER_46 1:04:28

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_37 1:04:34

Hey, hey. Get your shit together. Yeah. I it was alright. Like you know what you're doing. But what is the segment? We the the viewers didn't get to see the segment.

SPEAKER_29 1:04:53

No, they did. We did. You didn't.

SPEAKER_30 1:04:58

I did it right. I did it right. For you to see it, I have to drag OBS over. Never mind.

SPEAKER_14 1:05:19

Count, bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_43 1:05:26

Oh wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_42 1:05:28

Thank you. There you go.

SPEAKER_28 1:05:34

Drag it over.

unknown 1:05:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_20 1:05:44

Whoa.

SPEAKER_28 1:05:45

It kind of looks like he's in the blue spinning apartment.

SPEAKER_32 1:05:51

That's his nicest sweater. Sweaty.

SPEAKER_28 1:05:54

He had to sweat.

SPEAKER_37 1:05:59

Whoa! Don't look at it when you thrust.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:01

I look at it.

SPEAKER_37 1:06:02

When you thrust. He has decent little grooves. He has some nice shoulder rolls. I can't dance like that. No, that was good. I can fucking move.

SPEAKER_30 1:06:15

Prove that. And do we want to give a score of zero to ten? I don't know what in reference as to whom was. Just whatever.

SPEAKER_35 1:06:24

I'm gonna go with shaving. Straight shaven.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:26

Wow. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. I was at a solid 4.5.

SPEAKER_35 1:06:31

Four.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:32

Four. Well, that's fucking no, that's really good. I'm giving him a little bit more than a good one.

SPEAKER_37 1:06:36

No, the that's I'll give him a six point six.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:38

We shouldn't judge each other's scores, but that's fucked up. Wow!

SPEAKER_37 1:06:41

I'll give him a six point seven because I don't appreciate when he looks down while he thrusts.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:47

Because I think he's looking down to tell you.

SPEAKER_37 1:06:49

Look at my body.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:50

I'm looking down to tell you what to check out.

SPEAKER_35 1:06:52

Just don't like it. Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me. Not the boss of me.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:00

So who sings that song that's like got a rim job in the city? Wanking on a man every night every day. And I've never lost a minute sleeping. Worry about the prices that I pay. Swollin'. After lot of cheese from Memphis. And I've ever saw the good set of some titties. To like us to ride with a group of drag queens. Swollen. Swolling. Swollen. Swollen. Swollin' goller.

SPEAKER_37 1:08:08

Okay. Okay. That's like a ten.

SPEAKER_32 1:08:10

Yeah, I'm not. I'll I'll I'm going to go. That was up for you. I've got a bad nine. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going nine.

SPEAKER_30 1:08:16

You like swollen on her? I was at an eight point five. I was at 8.5. I liked it. Yeah, but nine point. It's pretty solid. It was solid.

SPEAKER_23 1:08:24

Alright.

SPEAKER_30 1:08:26

Pretty much on the same page on that one.

SPEAKER_23 1:08:27

But you shouldn't know. What are you zipping on?

SPEAKER_30 1:08:30

I don't even know what's zipping.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:33

I don't even know I do not know.

SPEAKER_23 1:08:35

What you sipping on? Why you gonna buff it?

SPEAKER_14 1:08:37

I don't even know I do not know.

SPEAKER_23 1:08:39

What you sippin' on?

SPEAKER_14 1:08:40

I don't even know I do not know. Look, I be shipping, I be driving, but I will not crash the wind. That roll that weed and pass the ship before I have to slap a bit.

unknown 1:08:52

That's that accident.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:53

You see that ghost on packing it. You see that cash, I'm stacking it. I kick that nickel, rip my system, so you know I'm passionate shit. Just care I've got too passionate. That ass is fat, I'm smacking it. She said that dick is really big, Last Dawsy, so I'm grabbing it. I'm not talking about the rapper, but that pussy's fabulous. Like, hold up, let's roll up. She's looking at me, I'm swole up. You be doing that, I freeze it from the phone. Oh, you've been telling me that you know what you don't know us.

SPEAKER_37 1:09:21

You'll be technically that's a solid amount of skill. I got angry.

SPEAKER_35 1:09:28

Angry at the end.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:30

Stars Rex. Like Starz Rex.

SPEAKER_28 1:09:33

Come on. Like that boy.

SPEAKER_37 1:09:35

I had millennial sting face during that.

SPEAKER_30 1:09:37

I I I'm at about a six point five.

SPEAKER_32 1:09:40

I'll say six point two. No. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_28 1:09:44

Ballpark. That's a lot more than I thought you were gonna give.

SPEAKER_37 1:09:47

Five eight. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 1:09:53

Yeah. Young man, what you got? I haven't I haven't put a rating in on any of them. Young blood so far. You haven't? Now you are. No, but nobody said anything. So I was like, I was like, sweet. I don't have to. Sweet. I mean, he's definitely, he's got like a three.

unknown 1:10:06

Wow.

SPEAKER_28 1:10:07

Because it's good, but he shouldn't be doing it. He needs to chill out. That's fair. He's kind of bad. Did you?

SPEAKER_34 1:10:20

Honey bun. Celebrating theme, roll a hundred blind. I don't give a fuck. Oh. I don't stick a break, get your money up.

SPEAKER_14 1:10:35

Make up in hills, bro. Took her from you, Sunday. That's gonna be all the way.

SPEAKER_28 1:10:44

As soon as he starts rolling.

SPEAKER_37 1:10:45

He has I'm really upset at how much like almost talent he has. But I'm pretty sure that's his mom.

SPEAKER_30 1:10:53

Yeah, yeah. That that's like a 3.7. But we got him. Haman. No, what's your what's your I said five?

SPEAKER_28 1:11:03

We are we already rated Star Z Rice. No, dude, don't make don't make us do his again.

SPEAKER_37 1:11:08

It's overall. No.

SPEAKER_28 1:11:09

No, she's not.

SPEAKER_37 1:11:10

No, his mom doesn't count. Negative.

SPEAKER_30 1:11:12

Mom supports the city. This DJ. This DJ here samples his own meats as he's you'll you'll see.

SPEAKER_32 1:11:22

Just play the samples his own beats.

SPEAKER_24 1:12:04

That's my helmet cut. That's the still beating.

SPEAKER_22 1:12:06

That's your helmet.

SPEAKER_37 1:12:16

That's that's Pitbull's cousin Chihuahua. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_28 1:12:23

Oh that's a 5.5 for me.

SPEAKER_37 1:12:29

I like that he was in the back of a gas station because you could see the coolers. I'd say 6.6.

SPEAKER_28 1:12:34

No, that's an eight. Because he's just living his truth. He don't give a fuck about nobody out there.

SPEAKER_30 1:12:43

There's gonna be a contestant that's gonna be similar to that.

SPEAKER_37 1:12:48

It's it's don't don't ruin the joke.

SPEAKER_16 1:12:56

No one told you that was gonna be this gay. You're toxic joke, you broke. You're super cooking gay. You're always taking winners in your re No, it hasn't been your day, your month. You fucking queen, bud. I'll suck dudes with you. You suck them with me too.

SPEAKER_37 1:13:28

That dude is classically trained singing about dance.

SPEAKER_28 1:13:31

And I the reason I love that so much because I I hate friends. I just not a not a show. That's a 8.5.

SPEAKER_37 1:13:40

That's a solid eight. I liked that one.

SPEAKER_28 1:13:41

That's a high nine. That's a high nine. That's a high nine. Yeah. I am.

SPEAKER_37 1:13:46

He stayed on pitch.

SPEAKER_28 1:13:48

Yeah, like it was actually can I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_37 1:13:50

I don't want you. Yes, yes, yes. I love these two. Nope. They're sisters. I love them so much.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:03

Come on. Oh. Shit.

SPEAKER_37 1:14:07

With choreography.

SPEAKER_28 1:14:12

Oh god. Oh, you played that. I thought they did that. Like, this is gonna be a sick edit. I'm gonna sick edit.

SPEAKER_37 1:14:23

I'm gonna show people this video and tell them this is what Sweet Adeline says. Yeah. You should wear that.

SPEAKER_21 1:14:30

And you had a time. When everyone comes changing. My life was with me to change me. And I was gonna win. I needed to express myself. But I felt so so good. I don't want you back. You lie to me. You love what's on the section, no catch you. I don't want you back. You lie to me. How many times do you say friends? I think my phone.

SPEAKER_28 1:15:18

Yeah, I was in her stuff first.

SPEAKER_30 1:15:24

I started thinking how they could be the perfect twins for a before and after Osimping. Starting Osimpic. Yeah. I've been Osimping for 93 days.

SPEAKER_21 1:15:43

This is what I'll say. I don't want you back. You love to read. You know with some deception.

SPEAKER_37 1:15:54

With like the the classic 80s, like walking back.

SPEAKER_21 1:15:57

You like to read.

SPEAKER_37 1:16:02

This is our Halloween costume. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_21 1:16:05

You like to read. You love with the deception. You like to read. I don't want you back.

SPEAKER_37 1:16:21

Yeah, that's somehow when they walked away, it got worse.

SPEAKER_21 1:16:26

I don't want you back.

SPEAKER_34 1:16:34

Oh. Dancing remote.

SPEAKER_28 1:16:42

You have a zero attempt to edit. Just walk in and yeah. Four point two.

SPEAKER_20 1:16:49

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_28 1:16:50

That's a point three for me. Point three? That was a it scared me.

SPEAKER_37 1:16:56

I was gonna say a two point four. That's all right.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:01

Check. One. One two. I came into this road as a reacher. Look at Into the eye, then you see the side of the plane. Brilliant on the pat is burning up my brain. Everyone that burned has to learn from the pain. Hey, I think about the day my gurgly ran away with my pal when fella came to play. Hell she stuck with my homie that she fucked. Now I'm just sucking with a lump in my throat. Like a chunk, like a chump, like a chunk. Like a chunk, like a chunk, like a chunk, like a chunk. Should I be feeling bad? Should I be feeling good? It kinda said I'm laughing like a like if I in the neighborhood. And you think that I am being moving on, but I'm a sucker, like I said, fucked up in the head now. And maybe she just made a mistake. Or should I give her a break? My heart ache either way. What the hell would you want me to say? I won't like that. I can't deny. I did it all for the nookie. The nookie. So you can pick that cookie. Stick it up, your stick it up your. Stick it up, your. Stick it up, your. I did it all for you, the nookie. The nookie. So if you can take that cookie, stick it up, your. Stick it up, your. Stick it up, your stick it up your.

SPEAKER_37 1:18:16

Stick it up, your. Okay, so here's here's what I'm the most confused about.

SPEAKER_28 1:18:20

I don't know if it's real or not. I don't know if he's being serious.

SPEAKER_37 1:18:25

You were so uncomfortable. Yeah, because you are so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_28 1:18:28

The whole time I'm like, ah, I'm right in the middle of the ballpark. It's like he's just a regular cool guy and he's just gonna go and take a funny beatle like this. Or that's him. Which is also fine. I shouldn't discriminate.

SPEAKER_37 1:18:37

I just I you know what I'm most confused about his head-to-toe Philadelphia Eagles in his bedroom in his mom's house that was all Texans. Texans.

SPEAKER_28 1:18:50

Oh, yeah, a mixer.

SPEAKER_35 1:18:52

I'm gonna have to go sing y'all.

SPEAKER_30 1:18:54

No my god.

SPEAKER_20 1:19:00

Oh haircut.

SPEAKER_28 1:19:16

I like the feeling. I like the feeling for the face.

SPEAKER_37 1:19:23

This is skill.

SPEAKER_28 1:19:25

This is a tick over here.

SPEAKER_37 1:19:28

Look at how he is.

SPEAKER_28 1:19:30

I mean, he's really worried so.

unknown 1:20:23

I want this to be my next.

SPEAKER_37 1:20:25

This is a fucking like my arm. Yeah. Winner, winner, winner.

SPEAKER_30 1:20:30

Okay. If she's gonna go, here's what we're gonna do. We are gonna watch TikTok Batch. Bachelor. You and then pick one? We are gonna pick one on the next podcast he gets revealed.

SPEAKER_37 1:20:44

What if I don't like him? That's too bad.

SPEAKER_32 1:20:47

That's too damn bad. No, Grandpa. I'm tired of this, Grandpa!

SPEAKER_28 1:20:54

Too damn bad!

SPEAKER_31 1:20:56

Oh this guy's gonna be the shit.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:00

He better be.

SPEAKER_31 1:21:01

He better be.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:04

Oh he is.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:08

Yeah, this is like high-level video editing.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:26

Oh, he's really getting into a killer.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:29

I mean that's uncomfortable. I don't think it's great.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:33

I don't think anybody really needed that far.

SPEAKER_30 1:21:37

You know, just when you feel, yeah. That guy's that glue.

SPEAKER_29 1:21:42

That guy yogles.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:45

I mean I do like his buttons.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_28 1:21:58

I don't know what that thing's called.

SPEAKER_34 1:22:00

Jesse.

SPEAKER_28 1:22:07

Yes, actual cow belt.

SPEAKER_37 1:22:11

Look at that gold zet work. He is straight up out of 1984, guys.

SPEAKER_28 1:22:27

Hey.

SPEAKER_32 1:22:31

Alright, I get the wonderful. Goodbye. Later. Later, loser. We'll see you at La Magnana. Oh yeah. Yes, the beginning. At the game and then the movies. It's a present for you.

SPEAKER_29 1:22:50

Come on.

SPEAKER_32 1:22:51

What is it?

SPEAKER_29 1:22:52

Jesus.

SPEAKER_32 1:22:53

Are we on the air? Yeah. Always.

SPEAKER_35 1:22:56

Oh my god, it's black. Oh my god, you win? Got a new design?

SPEAKER_30 1:23:02

Yeah, show the camera.

SPEAKER_36 1:23:05

Merge, merge, merge, merge, merge, merge.

SPEAKER_30 1:23:07

Merge, merge, merge, merge, merge.

SPEAKER_43 1:23:10

Oh yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. He's got a white shot.

SPEAKER_30 1:23:14

I got it. We do white shot. White shot. Now hang it. Now show. Nice.

SPEAKER_37 1:23:25

There we go.

SPEAKER_28 1:23:27

Drive safe, be safe.

SPEAKER_37 1:23:29

Make your choices.

SPEAKER_30 1:23:31

We'll see you tomorrow.

SPEAKER_37 1:23:33

Don't do something either. That wouldn't make sense because then we would have to go back there.

SPEAKER_28 1:23:48

Back there to drop them off with their vehicle. That's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_20 1:23:55

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_30 1:23:56

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_37 1:24:03

No.

SPEAKER_42 1:24:10

The generals unleash the dogs of war. You can't see through the fog of war. They suffer long the dogs of war. And the winners gain no score. Keep that in mind.

SPEAKER_37 1:24:30

He has a foot fetish. I just feel it in my soul.

SPEAKER_30 1:24:34

I think there's a lot of sturby fetish fetishes. Fetish I you would discover.

SPEAKER_42 1:24:48

Their conscripts dash. And weapons bash.

SPEAKER_20 1:24:52

Why are you saying what is possible?

SPEAKER_42 1:24:54

The walls they crumble down. The invaders let slip the dogs of war.

SPEAKER_37 1:25:04

Don't like it. Hate it. What?

SPEAKER_09 1:25:09

Rest in peace door. Rest in peace doors.

SPEAKER_37 1:25:20

That's not real.

SPEAKER_28 1:25:22

That's great. That's super real.

SPEAKER_24 1:25:24

So I'm getting to the cheese. I don't mean to be so quick.

SPEAKER_37 1:27:19

Sir, we need you to leave. Fuck that guy. Don't like it. Hated it.

SPEAKER_30 1:27:23

Can you please get out of the gap? Please. Can you please leave? We gotta refold all this. Meaner beaner.

SPEAKER_28 1:27:31

He's just throwing jeans around.

SPEAKER_30 1:27:33

All right. But there's a new guy. And he is Winky Man.

SPEAKER_37 1:27:59

Wink T man?

SPEAKER_30 1:28:00

Winky Man.

SPEAKER_37 1:28:01

It's not Winky Man, I don't care. Okay. He does yard work. He has some five.

SPEAKER_30 1:28:19

Taylor likes the older guys.

SPEAKER_24 1:28:21

Yeah, she does.

SPEAKER_30 1:28:25

He looks to be older.

unknown 1:28:27

Because I said to her the fuck.

SPEAKER_24 1:28:30

Don't go meeting. And now it's much older. And we're going to do it. Don't know what the hell you want from me.

SPEAKER_19 1:29:11

I ain't mad about that guy. No.

SPEAKER_21 1:29:12

I kinda like the night making so much love. Dance meet when the sun comes so link it.

SPEAKER_28 1:29:26

Someone's shooting crazy. I need don't like it. Nobody needs to be seen.

SPEAKER_37 1:29:39

Are you just doing what your dog does? What was that? Where's his belly button?

SPEAKER_28 1:29:53

Where is his belly button?

unknown 1:29:54

Where's his belly button? Where the belly is.

SPEAKER_20 1:29:56

Oh no, I was really uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:59

That was a bad pause. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:03

Baby, don't you understand? I wanna be in this. I wanna make your body screen. Then you will notice what I'm doing.

unknown 1:30:20

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:25

I wanna make you Yeah, but Big Dude had better moves than the other two.

SPEAKER_30 1:30:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:30:44

Oh, he looks so excited.

SPEAKER_38 1:30:47

Wow. So fucking hot. So fucking hot. I love my new one.

SPEAKER_30 1:30:56

God, that's an aggressive.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:58

How can a how can an air kiss be wet? This is how I dress every day. Even if I go to work. I dress like like what? I'm famous. Because you know what? I am famous.

SPEAKER_30 1:31:25

What? The toughest guy that you know or that you've seen wherever. If he's shadow boxing, does he make his own s sound effects?

SPEAKER_37 1:31:40

Is that what he was doing with his cat holes?

SPEAKER_30 1:31:44

He's making his own sound effects. Is that tough?

SPEAKER_37 1:31:47

I mean that's what you do, so he's not buying it.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:16

You wanna know what's going on with the colour?

SPEAKER_37 1:32:27

Is that what he was doing? You should be fired. Where's the cobra?

SPEAKER_28 1:32:32

Cobra.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:33

Fired on the spot.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:34

Drugs.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:37

Ladies, guess what? Oh Kev here. Or you can call me Matt. I don't mind. Pause single.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:44

Kev. Oh Kev. Or you can call me Matt.

SPEAKER_28 1:32:49

So he's just got an alias right off the root.

unknown 1:32:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_28 1:32:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:54

All right, Kevin Matthew.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:56

I'm not much to look at. But I do like to have real fun. You know, go a little crazy from time to time. Whoa. Can't hold the camera still. Whoa. I'm just playing with you. But she recently got out of a bad relationship in prison.

SPEAKER_30 1:33:19

Okay. Did she keep the teeth? Was that part of the divorce? Probably. That she kept she paid for the teeth so she kept them. She financed them. Yeah, so so yeah. He couldn't take he couldn't take over payments.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:39

If I do it is what it is, you know. But if any of y'all ladies are free tonight. Hot and holla at me. Huh. I get a little bored from time to time.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:58

No, you don't have teeth. He probably wouldn't be a terrible looking. He has really nice eyelashes. His eyelashes were really pretty.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:24

Excuse me, darling. Listen to me. You're looking very smart. I love my sweetheart, but broken my heart. Your eyes very killer for what?

SPEAKER_37 1:34:39

Do it again.

SPEAKER_28 1:34:40

Bang, bang. Do it again. No. Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_37 1:34:43

Take that draw line. You are darling. Listen. What gang sign?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:54

Excuse me, darling. Listen to me. You're looking very smart. Your eyes very killer for pointy man.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:11

Hey girl, let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:14

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:14

You're beautiful just the way you are. I don't care about your hair color. I don't care about your weight. I don't care about your race. I don't give a damn about any of that. You're beautiful just the way you are. And I don't think that I know that you are beautiful. Take me higher.

SPEAKER_40 1:35:41

Oh, the time. I don't think I'm ever fighting. Jesus in the field. Take me. You like that song?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:30

No. That was the first track off of my brand new album called Trod. The album is available right now on all music streaming platforms. Good for him. Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc. So go stream it.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:47

He is a go-getter.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:49

He is.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:50

He is a go-getter and he believes in himself and he says time things out with it. Walmart's fish.

SPEAKER_30 1:37:03

I hate to say this, but that dude has some drip. Come on.

SPEAKER_28 1:37:16

I like that dude. He's gotta have that belt custom made.

SPEAKER_20 1:37:21

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_37 1:37:22

I've seen that guy. He does O T D all the time. He always looks like two.

SPEAKER_45 1:38:07

Oh no, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_28 1:38:20

I don't know. That mic is really close to this. What? Oh, why'd you do it again? Get the L out of here, uh.

SPEAKER_37 1:38:27

Oh that works. Correct. Why is he oiled up? Calm down with your magma.

SPEAKER_28 1:38:37

In the store, is the crazy part.

SPEAKER_37 1:38:41

I'm fucking Walgreen. CBS is wild. No. Yes. Do you play soccer?

SPEAKER_41 1:38:53

Yes. Because song. I'm a keeper. And my goodness. With my charm and your beauty, gosh, we'd be a heck of a team. At least that's the goal. We'd love an opportunity just to take the field with us. I just hope that um I'm not upside. So if uh that sounds interesting to you, uh just give me the old swipe, right? Who knows? Maybe we could kick it.

SPEAKER_28 1:39:56

Personalized thing.

SPEAKER_37 1:39:57

I love him so much.

SPEAKER_30 1:40:02

All right.

SPEAKER_37 1:40:03

So has he done a thing for Taylor? Or was that Big Papa? Whatever.

SPEAKER_30 1:40:08

No, that was uh that was Big Country? Big Proper.

SPEAKER_37 1:40:12

Big Proper. Big Proper.

SPEAKER_30 1:40:13

Yeah, big proper. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:40:15

But he hasn't done one for her yet.

SPEAKER_30 1:40:17

So he will do cameos. Yes. So I say for the finale, yeah. We have him and we'll throw him in the TikTok Bachelors at the very end.

SPEAKER_37 1:40:30

Hale GitHub.

SPEAKER_28 1:40:31

Yeah. We gotta, we gotta run that. Okay. Because he's gonna do an amazing one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:40:35

Oh my god, I love it so much.

SPEAKER_30 1:40:36

So, what we're gonna do is we're actually gonna vote for the Bachelor off air. Oh, okay. That way the audience and Taylor can't listen to this episode. Uh-uh. She's sneaky. She used to sneak out and watch get the Christmas presents before anybody woke up. No, she didn't. Yeah, she did. So yeah, sneaky little bitch. So rude boy. Rude boy. So I hope everybody has a happy Halloween. Happy spooky Halloween. And tune in next episode and you'll be able to see or hear about The Bachelor that Taylor has to send a photo to. What? Yeah. Yeah. Like a foot pick? Oh, you know what I want to do real quick though? I want that one song to play us off. That was so good.

SPEAKER_37 1:41:36

The toilet driver guy? Yeah. I liked him. See, this one's much better than his love song.

SPEAKER_28 1:41:44

Without his voice.

SPEAKER_37 1:41:48

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:52

Stick it up. Your. Stick it up, your? Okay, stick it up.

SPEAKER_30 1:41:56

Okay, you're done. Stick around.

SPEAKER_37 1:41:59

Whatever your name is. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:42:00

This is gonna play a song.

SPEAKER_28 1:42:03

Everyone. Everyone have a grand grand speaking trippy dark.

SPEAKER_37 1:42:10

Happy all Halloween.

SPEAKER_28 1:42:13

Hello.