Sipping His Sauce: Season 5 Finale with PJ Sosko

Actor and film maker PJ Sosko joins us in Studio Toot n' Scoot to talk about finding fresh momentum in Oklahoma, turning an RV into a mobile studio, a cold‑reading night into a TV show, and auditions into play instead of pressure. We trade laughs and hard truths about craft, AI, and posting less but better.

• why the show’s voice grew from DIY cables to a three‑camera studio 
• RV interviews at festivals and what mobile setups unlock 
• self‑tape habits, embracing mistakes, and authentic choices 
• voiceover and mocap stories from Manhunt, GTA, and Red Dead 
• AI for clipping and admin vs writing and performance 
• likeness ethics, scans, and labor lines not to cross 
• streaming contraction, quality control, and working realities 
• Tulsa’s film rise, crews that hum, and community building 
• The Sandbox cold readings evolving into a TV format 
• upcoming projects, SFX gore, and keeping output consistent

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Transcript

Cold Open, Theme, And Guest Intro

SPEAKER_17 2:26

Is this true?

SPEAKER_22 2:26

It's a no, it's uh bottle or a watch waited. Hey, you know it's time to get a start.

SPEAKER_17 2:32

Uh let me get it.

SPEAKER_18 2:33

Here we go.

unknown 2:34

Shane Hoggis okay.

SPEAKER_18 2:35

Oh Shane Hoggis, come on! Here we go. We're going.

SPEAKER_17 2:40

Laugh until we fart. I'm sorry, everybody out there. I am not. I am not.

SPEAKER_24 2:49

No way.

SPEAKER_11 2:50

I will wait.

SPEAKER_17 2:52

Who made the theme song?

unknown 2:54

Shane Hogis.

SPEAKER_11 2:55

There is a guy. Uh laugh until music producer down in Houston. Uh-huh. He made that for me. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 3:03

So I had this great idea. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 3:06

I did. Like, what do you think? I gave him uh some uh examples of like hip hop and rap artists of the line. Yeah, yeah, great vibe. And uh gave him the name of the podcast.

Naming The Show And Taglines

SPEAKER_17 3:18

Oh, so you had you had the gotcha.

SPEAKER_11 3:20

I said, here you go, do what you want.

SPEAKER_17 3:22

Nice man.

SPEAKER_11 3:23

That's what he came up with when I was like, I fucking love it.

SPEAKER_17 3:25

Isn't it fun when you just throw it out to an artist and they come back with this shit? You're like, yeah, that's great. Well, I should no, no, no, no, no. You don't gotta do you did this for me for free and you fucking hit it. We're good. Let's let's fly.

SPEAKER_11 3:36

Yeah, let's go.

SPEAKER_17 3:38

Well, PJ, thank you for joining us. Oh, thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_11 3:40

PJ Sasko's in the house. Howdy, howdy, what's going on? Yeah. The host of Sittin with the Sauce.

SPEAKER_17 3:46

Sitting with the Sauce. Sitting with the Sauce, apparently is what people want to call it, which is the whole different podcast. It could be.

SPEAKER_21 3:56

Oh, Sask.

SPEAKER_17 3:57

So my I had a nickname amongst friends, and they would be, oh, the Sauk.

SPEAKER_21 4:01

Sauce.

SPEAKER_17 4:02

And when we were saying, like, what should we, you know, laugh until you fuck, sit with the sauce. And then it just ended up being had a nice ring to it.

SPEAKER_11 4:09

But now people want to say sauce. Yes, and that's a little x-ray.

SPEAKER_17 4:14

My sauce. That can get x-ray. That's the back end of the podcast. Yeah. Well, if you'll notice, and some uh one of my producers is never too thrilled about this. My tagline is come into your ears. Oh. And then the the the sandbox that I run over at Circle Cinema is come play in my box. Yep.

SPEAKER_11 4:34

Oh, I get it.

SPEAKER_17 4:36

I'm the guy that never realizes that it's it's it's that until I'm like, oh man, that should have been a difficult time.

SPEAKER_10 4:41

There's no way you didn't realize that the second it came out of your mouth.

SPEAKER_17 4:44

No. But after, after after we're all like, yes, and then we're so yeah, I dirty bird.

SPEAKER_15 4:50

I've always enjoyed that.

SPEAKER_11 4:51

Yeah. No. Uh so what you can expect here is uh don't expect. I'm I've expectations are lowered. We get that's our tagline. Lowered expectations. Yes, let's lower them. Uh we're just kind of free-flowing. We just uh we want to keep it like a natural conversation.

SPEAKER_17 5:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 5:15

That's what we like to do.

SPEAKER_17 5:16

Yeah, I when I started the this, I wanted it to sound like two folks, you know, two artists sitting around a campfire on like day three. Yes. You know, filming ended, we end it early, and we're shooting the shit.

SPEAKER_11 5:27

Shooting the shit. Yeah, man. And you do yours. Do you always do it from the RV?

SPEAKER_17 5:32

No, so we started at the Bowman. It was uh so it's a perfect example. You know, I'm shooting a film, these two guys come to me uh seven months later, Huff and Sash, who I worked, they were working grip and uh sound and camera department. It was one of those where we're all kind of working. TJ Morehouse, dude, Fool's Gold, still going out there. He put us together. Six to seven months later, they were like, hey, we think you could host a podcast. And I'd always kind of in the back of my mind, but how the hell do you but then you figure it out? And I walked into the studio and it was just it. I'm like, are you guys ready to go? Like, there's three cameras, they're switching, studio looks dynamite. We're shooting out the back window, which you're never supposed to shoot into a window. Yeah. But if you put the soft focus on it, it looks fucking dope and it gives it its own sort of feel.

SPEAKER_13 6:21

Yeah.

How The Podcast Started And Evolved

SPEAKER_17 6:22

And I guess that they had sort of had a couple people like come into the studio and rather than say, let's fucking go, we're like, hmm, this is what I'd like to do. And I'm do what you can with what you have with where you're at. I think it's very, very important to not exceed those expectations on your own stuff. So it was just, yeah, you know, they I was like last December. And by uh by January, I already had like 10. I was like, yeah, let's go. Like in two days, I had like we had our first one. Yeah, yeah. But I'd heard that you like don't drop because you get excited. But I'd have a couple friends in it, and they were like, get a dozen. And I'm really glad I did that because then work happened in between, and it's turned into this really fun thing. And then so one of those guys, when he presented this to me, he was like, also, we have this thing. So suddenly, uh Circle Cinema was I was getting I I do this thing called the sandbox, which is a cold reading series there. Yeah, their film festival was coming up, and I'm like, Oh, you have this RV that you can outfit to like do interviews in. Well, that's just I've I've been going around like we do to all the film festivals. I don't see anybody doing that shit. And then it's got like, you know, it's kind of got a breaking bad vibe, yeah, like breaking the rule. It's like this thing rolls up, and then you go in and you can just it's it and then we did the first one and it went great, and then uh Red Brick Road had us come out there, so we're editing that stuff together. And what happens is like in a day, you suddenly have all this material and you mess around, like even at Red Brick, like suddenly we had like, Do you want a table? Sure. People can sit outside, we hadn't planned on it around the RV, but sure. They give me the circular table, and then we put the camera on the middle of it, and suddenly we had this little kind of game show thing that was kind of fun. So it's like it's it's this chance to experiment all the time.

SPEAKER_26 8:10

Yeah, all those spots.

SPEAKER_17 8:11

You know, I I uh when you s when I started the podcast, I uh I've been in I've watched Letterman, you know, I've watched uh uh all those incarnations. I loved how Lever Letterman had a connection with the cameraman. So I wanted to make sure that Huff and Sash were people, they're not just part of the show, they can bring ideas to it. That always helps. Yeah, so there's all these little, you know, the Deacons podcast. I don't know if you listen to the Deacons Podcast. It's fan it's Team Deacons who shoots um Cullen Brothers movies, and they've won tons of work. Now, i uh it's a little more educational, so if you if you're tired, you might snooze because they're very quiet discussions. But they didn't just have the director or the writer on or or or you know the bigwigs, they had the production designer on. And I thought that was really a dope way to look at it, not just have the actors or the everybody's got a story. So that was sort of my goal to make it fun, have it be conversational, and then with the RV, it turned into work. So now we have it set up that we can bring the RV anywhere.

SPEAKER_11 9:09

Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_17 9:10

You know, and whether it we haven't experimented with anything other than a film festival yet, but we can, you know, so it's really fun to have that as a capability. And then when we did it, I love Smartless. Smartless did a live show. I was like, I'm gonna manifest a live show somehow. Then Circle happened and came in, and they were we we you want to manifest a live show, let us help you. So I was gonna do a big smartless, like have somebody fly in to interview, but then suddenly everybody was working in Europe and everybody had to cancel. So then I veered at the last minute and it became what it was. And then Kyle was very sweet enough to kind of give me a centerpiece in the middle. I said I wouldn't, you know, hold you up there for an hour, but it was something to sculpt around, and we just kind of whip like literally Huff and Sash, day of. They're like, So what's going on? I'm like, we've got to find out.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

So you have a party bus.

SPEAKER_17 9:57

Yeah. Yeah. The party bus is and and it's do you have a girls gone wild bus? You know, it could be. That's like I don't it could be bang bus. We could bang bus.

SPEAKER_19 10:09

Bang bang.

SPEAKER_15 10:10

All you ladies out there, if you weren't sitting with the sauce to host your party, have the RV room. We can have a girl's night party.

SPEAKER_13 10:20

Girls night party bus.

SPEAKER_17 10:24

Who's gonna get a chance to strip and come out in a bikini at some point in his life? Because he keeps putting that out there. So off on the Speedo.

SPEAKER_26 10:32

Oh, oh, whatever.

SPEAKER_11 10:35

No, our very first podcast. We we talk about evolutions of the podcast itself, right? Uh do you remember that first one?

SPEAKER_10 10:45

The very, very first one?

SPEAKER_11 10:46

Very first.

SPEAKER_10 10:47

We had it in that room.

SPEAKER_11 10:48

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10 10:48

Yeah, I remember helping set it up and all that kind of stuff. Talk about Rinky Dink.

SPEAKER_19 10:53

Was it just YouTube?

SPEAKER_11 10:54

Me and Casey and Casey and Hunter.

SPEAKER_17 10:56

Uh many how how many seasons do you have now?

SPEAKER_11 10:59

This will this is our season five finale right now. Yeah. Dude, congrats. Man, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 11:05

Um, I remember us in there with fucking extension cords all over the place. Yeah, judge. Trying to put them underneath the table and shit. And I think we just had, you know, some kind of fold-out table that y'all put the mics on and everything. And I don't even remember what mics you had.

SPEAKER_11 11:18

Uh older mics.

SPEAKER_10 11:20

Yeah, I don't even think you're not even using any of that stuff today stuff?

SPEAKER_11 11:24

Uh no. I think I bought these two mics, they're new. This one's new within the last couple of years. Yeah, I don't even have those mics anymore. Um, and I didn't have this guy. This this is the powerhouse right here.

SPEAKER_17 11:39

And you still can't figure it out. No, dude, no way. This is the thing. I wouldn't have known how to put this all together.

SPEAKER_10 11:45

And these guys are like, I need this shit works. I come in here and put uh headphones on and go, hey, it's working. There you go. Look at you. I can hear and I'm talking. Nice.

SPEAKER_11 11:54

It's uh um you would think it's simple, and sometimes it is, uh, but man, it can it can get complicated real quick.

SPEAKER_17 12:03

Yeah, like you can tweak a wire and suddenly your mic's bad, and you didn't really realize it.

SPEAKER_11 12:07

How'd you fix it? I don't know.

Studio Setup, RV Concept, And Live Shows

SPEAKER_17 12:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're no we've been lucky enough knock on wood to not have yeah, nothing changed on the way we set it up.

SPEAKER_11 12:14

It was all fucked up earlier. And luckily I got it to a good state. We're good. Well, it's a great setup. PJ, I know you're not originally from Oklahoma. From New York.

SPEAKER_17 12:27

New York, yeah. New York City, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_13 12:29

New York City.

SPEAKER_17 12:30

That's not a good idea. What is this? What did you fucking? You sound like you're goddamn New England or some shit. What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_13 12:36

Shout out New York City.

SPEAKER_17 12:37

Jesus fucking crazy New York City.

SPEAKER_11 12:42

How'd you get to Oklahoma?

SPEAKER_17 12:44

Uh, my wife grew up here. Okay. And I always like to say that I plague located down here. So during COVID, uh, we were Quinn, we have a little daughter, and she was right around this, about to go into preschool. So we were both artists trying to figure out, okay, now we can travel, I could go away and do a regional show. I could do something that's gonna be more than a day, and we'll figure out, you know, figure it out. And we sort of that in the middle of figuring out that like I I I had like a off-Broadway thing lined up, and then like a a film, and then something else I was gonna do personally. And like the the play was the one of for me, it was an incredible experience was something that I'd been working on for like a decade on this part.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Me now.

SPEAKER_17 13:25

But it yeah, the co COVID landed, right? We didn't have you know, we just got into a new place. Just financially, we were at the worst time for it to happen. Oh, jeez. And you know, that's too well, we were six, eight months in, and it was, you know, there's there's no hope. And we came down here. Her dad got a job. I forget what the first one is, but he's sort of gotten jobs out of town now, so we had a place to land. You know, so we came down here and it's I fell in love. It just i I I can't, you know, it's kind of crazy what like because she's now runs the theater department at Riverfield. Um, no, River shoot, I always say it wrong. I hope it didn't. But Riverfield Day School, and she had she's on like her fifth production. I figured out ways to work all over the South on productions. I never, you know, I just worked with a piece of Part Ninja. Wow. I just worked with a piece who like the guy who did the Hellraiser makeup. Oh like the original for all that stuff. And directed. And he's he's putting stuff on, and it's I don't know if I would even had a sniff of that movie if I was back in New York. Plus the competition. And it all broke apart because of that. I I yeah, I'm a cat that likes putting stuff on tape. I like controlling the whole thing. I almost feel like since since I've been able to do that, it's it's it's I don't know. I shoot my films. It helped me get to that point. I think many actors, Hanks, other people who've seen these things where you don't think of them as auditions, think of them a chance to do this piece for these three people, and that's it. Yeah. That's whoever's gonna watch that tape that went in, that's my audience. And I'm gonna give them a great fucking take. And then I I I I move on. We we had to rap. You know, you don't get control of it. And something about that I don't know, it just it helped me.

SPEAKER_11 15:14

How'd you how'd you do with since when COVID that really kicked off the the self-tape and not doing in-person audition? Did you find that to be like uh an easy transition for you?

SPEAKER_17 15:30

I mean, I I missed uh we oh I was a good one. Yeah. I I miss yeah, I mean I I ate last night. Cut steak. Um I miss the interaction. Who doesn't miss the interaction? I love an adjustment, or I love playing off of a real person. It's all the other stuff. I can't you can't go, you know, in New York, you'd show up for your time, you're sitting there for an hour and a half with either a bunch of weirdos you don't want to be in with, or on the rever on the other side, like your friends that you haven't seen in a fucking minute. And you're not on point. And I like being on point, and then you're like, oh, dude, and then oh dude, I for what we did last night, and then uh PJ, you ready? Uh you can't say no. Well, no, I was chatting with my buddy. Can you give me ten? Give me ten. Are you good? No, you're fucking who are you? You know, I don't have so you have to go. Yeah. And so I like doing my all the things. You can't uh you make yourself look good, and then you go out in the wind and the rain and the sweat and the thing in the subway, and then you don't know, and you look in the menu like, oh my fucking God, how did that shit? Oh, you know, I uh those things, all those things. I walk out of my bathroom, I go and do my thing. I know this stuff. I came off of it. I and you I don't wait when I get auditions, even if they're due next week, it's like tomorrow morning. So you you're a quick term. I'll go to the gym 9-9 and spend two hours and try to get it just so I can sleep on it and then pop it off at 10 with my buddy. You know, it's like I I don't want to. Once it's there, I'm gonna obsess about it.

SPEAKER_11 17:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 17:04

And I don't want to obsess about it.

SPEAKER_11 17:05

Yeah, that's one thing I've been trying to get better at is not like if I get that automation request, do that first, and then I'm ready. But uh but not waiting so long to submit that tape.

SPEAKER_17 17:19

Yeah, I like I'm a big fan of going for it. You know, there was something about me as always, and it's the collaborative stuff and doing all the cold readings and doing just when I was going to auditions. If that casting director said, Hey, would you like to see um we think we want to see you for something else? Why don't you go take five minutes? I was always like, no, no, let's just go. Do you want to know anything? I'm like, Well, what do I need to know? Well, did you want to I'm like, uh uh that, that? Okay, good. Let's go. You know, I I I I really like that. Now I didn't get all those jobs, so maybe that was the wrong fucking thing to do. But there was always something I was never afraid of that. I I think that I feel performance is you're getting back to your first pitch. Well, let's let's take a look at Oh no, you had to. Fucked. Did you she doing to this? Is that you? Oh no.

SPEAKER_11 18:11

She failed. Yeah, let's uh let's take a little look at uh. Oh, it's the I love these.

SPEAKER_17 18:19

These are the mistakes. I fuck I'm working on one now, baby. Um totally forgot my high rate. Well, apologize for this audition.

SPEAKER_15 18:28

Uh, the puking child and a wife I had about uh wow, whoever um totally forgot my high rate.

SPEAKER_18 18:41

That was the worst mount ever.

SPEAKER_17 18:47

This is why I put these together. What can I do for you, officer? Oh wait, no, shit. I'm southern. That's I'm not southern. I'm in New York.

SPEAKER_15 18:54

I'm in New York.

SPEAKER_17 18:56

With Jimmy plant and Robert Page. Robert plant. Oh, I fuck up well. Putting our whole farm, just doing that whole shitty thing in our farm that I don't think the words for. Wouldn't even let the ambulance people out of the the wooden the ambulance? Ambulance people should open a fucking door. There's no reason to open a door. No reason.

SPEAKER_14 19:27

No punch you know.

SPEAKER_17 19:29

Set the fucking bird ruptured and in overflowing into the waist. Yeah, I didn't hear you. I yeah, but uh, I don't even know what a wounded or above the gravel. He's on his way to Sioux City as we speak. Not Sioux City, Sioux Falls. Who am I? The goddamn gravel shit. Did I do it again? Power, power enough?

SPEAKER_14 20:10

That's good. Let's have a blood.

SPEAKER_17 20:16

I had to throw it into my body. Uh you know, uh whatever the fuck. I've been trying to call you.

SPEAKER_15 20:25

I don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_17 20:26

Then you my wife correcting me.

SPEAKER_18 20:31

Please freeze! Shitbags, Bob. I have a shitbag.

SPEAKER_15 20:37

Prairie tomes outside.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Line of prairie tombs.

SPEAKER_15 20:42

Whatever. But one didn't talk.

SPEAKER_17 20:44

Boy. Could lose the biggest. Oh, this this is this. My friend let me stay while I was doing hunter in New York, and I got to stay in that fucking place. No, he's the other one that pulled the chair.

SPEAKER_14 20:57

No, he was gonna kill him. Right. Hopefully they don't hear the cat scratching, covering the shit.

SPEAKER_13 21:06

Cover the shit.

SPEAKER_17 21:14

Lord, what a shit show. But you know, I I love thank you, Paul. I need to see I need to see you do one of those with your auditions. So, but I even watching this, and sometimes the educator in me comes out, we should have a fard come out. But I have fun. I don't make a mistake and beat myself up.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

That's good.

SPEAKER_17 21:33

And I have like three or four buddies. We have like if it's a take that we'd fuck up in the thing, you have fun, like use the Vince Fonds in the thing, you don't like, oh god damn it. What was my fuck? I see people like go easy on yourself. I don't, it's it's all supposed to be I guess it allows me to have there's less pressure.

SPEAKER_11 21:52

That's kind of what that's the mindset that I started changing. Um I I was that person tough on myself for um I think most people go through that missing a line, missing a word, doing whatever. And then I told my wife, I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just I'm gonna be me and I'm gonna have fun, and I'm gonna put the best me on that tape. Yes. And if they like it, yeah, man, fucking great. They'll dig it. If they don't, at least I have fun.

SPEAKER_17 22:23

Yeah, and you're not I I think it'll Allows you to do a more that's an overused word, but a more authentic performance. Yeah. Plus, the whole notion of getting it right is the opposite of what the fuck we're trying to do. Yeah. It should be different. You are working off of the person in front of you. Now for auditions, it's fucking imagination. So there's no wrong.

SPEAKER_11 22:43

Yeah.

Mobile Filming, Festivals, And Experimentation

SPEAKER_17 22:44

Now you can't make a wrong choice. You know, that's what's beautiful about the audition. But if I'm doing my thing regardless of what you do in your thing, then all I'm doing is masturbating over here. I'm not fucking, I'm not that you should be playing off of your given circumstances, off of what you're given from your partner. So there's always a weird. I work by myself a ton. I love like the downtime. I love like getting it off its feed and working and just to having playing with it. People don't like to do that because they think that you're uh subbing in choice that should only be uh uh it's just getting long-winded. Oh, and smelly-winded. But you should get it off your partner.

SPEAKER_11 23:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 23:26

And and but you can do the work, have those things in the ether, and then go in blind. That's what I like to do.

SPEAKER_11 23:32

So another thing I didn't know when I looked up some of your credits just because I wanted a a good understanding of of what you have accomplished. And what I did know is that you did some voice work for the Red Dead Redemption video games. How was that?

SPEAKER_17 23:50

Oh, it was incre yeah, I was a guy who voiceovers were always like that. Was my side racket. The first one I auditioned for a guy. It was Kentucky Fried Chicken. And suddenly I did like 14 spots for Kentucky Fricken.

SPEAKER_23 24:04

Wow, what'd you say?

SPEAKER_17 24:05

Oh, it was the rap. No, it was when they first did the rap, like the Kentucky A rap? Yeah, like they did a rap.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Oh, I thought you meant like a finger.

SPEAKER_17 24:14

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Like they put they decided, oh, we'll put our chicken fingers in a in a little tortilla, and it's never been fucking done before. And we're gonna call it a rap.

SPEAKER_13 24:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_17 24:27

You were like, I love about the new the new ham, Swiss and cheese. There's nothing fucking new about a ham Swiss and cheese. Or Swiss. No, I don't even know if they call it that anymore. But you know what I'm saying? It's like the new the But luckily they called that new, and I got that campaign. And that led to many different things. I I did TV shows for ABC, I did news shows, I did promos. One of the things was video games because that was in the voiceover world. And I did Manhunt, which was one of Rockstar's first games.

SPEAKER_10 24:56

Oh, you did Manhunt too? I remember I'm in Grand Theft.

SPEAKER_17 24:59

I'm in the I'm uh He told me that you had some of the RDR stuff, not Jerry McCreary in I think GTA 4. I think it's the one I'm in. Um so I was lucky enough that they'd throw things at me throughout their so I'm in Red Dead, but then I got to do the mo cap in Red Dead too. So that like and and people really like I had a guy, uh Jack Dexter, you know Jack? Yeah, yeah. He was hanging with somebody last night, and he had mentioned him that he knew someone in the Red Dead, and he's like, Cleat is this character that resonates with people too, which is fucking dope because they work so hard on that stuff. But I got like three weeks, four weeks of mocap out in like this huge place out, you know, out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, that'd be. I can't talk, you know, because they'll they'll they'll knock on the goddamn door. They don't fuck around. But it was an incredible experience and to see the storytelling and to see how like you do this thing on their, you know, in their studios, yeah, and within 10 minutes there's a rendering of it. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_14 26:05

Like that'd be awful.

SPEAKER_17 26:07

Uh I mean, games can they can have like two decades of gestation time. I mean, they might be able to get the city.

SPEAKER_10 26:15

To create the story, to create the you know, Red Town is easily a decade. The new GTA has been in works for two fucking decades, basically.

SPEAKER_17 26:22

They take that because those cats do care.

SPEAKER_10 26:26

They're not they do want to storytelling and the storytelling people get locked in with those characters, and uh yeah, it's a really, really cool.

SPEAKER_17 26:32

Yeah, there's a core of you know, my voiceover buddies in New York and my acting friends in New York, and most of us dabbled in that world. You know, we had a lot of fun time, you know, whatever the games were. And then you I'm in games I forgot I was. I know I was in like Bioshock 2 as one of the creepers or something or something. It's like I got to play, I don't play games. I played one night, and I I started playing at night and then I stopped at three, and I was like, I can't fucking do it this time. I can't do this every fucking nights.

SPEAKER_10 27:01

That's why I only play certain games now. I don't play certain ones because I know I'll get locked in and I can't have it.

SPEAKER_17 27:06

No, I I don't even watch as much stuff as I used to. One, because I fall asleep because I got a kid, and two, it's like I'd rather make it.

unknown 27:12

I'd rather make it.

SPEAKER_17 27:13

Or I've taken a lot of inspiration. I still get inspiration.

SPEAKER_10 27:16

Yeah, like a different perspective from it, yeah. Like you said, you'd rather go out and make something, create something your own.

SPEAKER_17 27:21

Yeah. And I've I've not that I want to stop on my inspirations, but I got to I live through the 90s films. Just all of those ones, like, you know, from pulp fictions to I mean, then the list goes on and on when people kind of independent film sort of kind of got its balls again. So Paul Thomas Anderson, you know, Quentin Tarantino, all these cats. I got to kind of, and then the Spielbergs also.

SPEAKER_13 27:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 27:46

Hitting those things out of the so I feel like I got a lot of wonderful inspiration. Not that I'm not continuing to get it.

SPEAKER_18 27:52

Right.

SPEAKER_17 27:52

But I'm at that stage now that yeah, I'm not gonna waste time. I'm gonna create. I'm uh, you know, my my wife and kid go to sleep at nine, and I'm I'm going till like 12-1 sometimes. As you are aware, you gotta edit content, or there's enough stuff that I have to put stuff out there to rhyme remind people. And then you set the standard, and then you have to keep you gotta keep you gotta keep creating.

Gear, Early Seasons, And Tech Headaches

SPEAKER_11 28:13

That's that's another thing that I've I've struggled with. I did struggle with. Uh now I'm a little bit better at trying to keep keeping that creative mind going and not letting it sit and kind of dull away a little bit. So I've been doing hell a lot of uh going back through old old podcasts and and this is this is where I like AI. I know AI is this huge shadow over the entertainment industry right now. But if you use it as a tool in that I use a service that analyzes the podcast and will chunk out easily digestible clips 30 seconds, 45 seconds, and I do a little bit of editing to kind of make them a little bit better. AI, of course, does not hit everything right. Um but man, I can pump out content and I can schedule that content. Yeah, that's in the two weeks and it's almost like an assistant doing it.

SPEAKER_17 29:25

Exactly. I mean, Substack, we we we are sort of uh anchored to Substack RPO. Once you get good of it, that system kind of does that with the nice graphics of the Substack. But yes, they very rarely get it right. Yeah. They very rarely get the words that are said right, and they very rarely get like but it can sort of ballpark it for you. I guess I just I'm very hesitant. I I anytime like we were working on the sandbox, we were like, we threw in like, oh, uh, give us the character descriptions rather than have a write or two and get it, so we wanted to go through AI. And I'm like, I'm not gonna do it. If you want to do it, go ahead. I'm not gonna fucking do it. And then the descriptions that the they can't was ass backwards. Yeah, didn't make no fucking sense. They they gave like a three-character description for a character that also didn't even have a goddamn line. So it was like, I haven't seen it actually get specific. Now, there's things where like I'm I'm I'm uh opening my mind up to grants that the stuff that I do with the sandbox, I'm doing for free. I'm doing it of my own time. It's it I the benefits are huge. But I feel like when I read what these things are, you're generating them, like that's exactly what I'm fucking doing.

SPEAKER_13 30:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 30:37

I don't know how I look at those things, and that feels like just a foreign language to me.

SPEAKER_13 30:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 30:42

So I've heard people, oh, this is where you can put this question in and you and you can get something that you can, but it feels like cheating. It feels like cheating.

SPEAKER_11 30:52

It is kind of cheating, but it's also it's also can be useful. Well, it can be more work for you on the back end because you can't trust that it's right.

SPEAKER_17 31:03

And that's if I can't trust it, then I gotta do it my then I'm just trying to fucking do it my own.

SPEAKER_11 31:06

Then you're then you're going back in and you're typing and putting all that data back in correctly when if you just started at the beginning.

SPEAKER_17 31:15

But then I was seeing an exchange that you were having, uh, I I think online.

SPEAKER_11 31:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 31:19

I think it's not the worst since it is available. I'm gonna be an old coot about it. But it's like if you what you were saying is like, I'm not sure what to generate for an image for my poster for my new film.

SPEAKER_11 31:32

Get some ideas, then take that and maybe don't make that be your idea, but it can give you at least uh it's not a final thing, it is it's a play for me, and this is what I was trying to explain in that the post was like how how comfortable are you with things being created with AI when you know it's created with AI, whether it's movie posters, scripts, things like that. Yeah, and I said I don't use it for my writing at all. Oh, and for the that's all me.

SPEAKER_17 32:07

That's all me. You don't think you can.

SPEAKER_11 32:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 32:10

I've had scripts that I've come in from to the sandbox, um, and this is AI. I've seen enough of it. It doesn't sound like people, the mistakes you'd never fucking make.

SPEAKER_11 32:21

You there will never be that emotion in it. There's never gonna be and that passion.

SPEAKER_17 32:26

And there's never gonna be originality in it. But end of story.

SPEAKER_11 32:29

But I can take a script, I can throw it in AI and say, hey, give me a script analysis real quick. That's interesting. And and see if see if you can point out any plot holes or something that I missed. Yeah. Now, could I pay someone to do that? That's what we could do. And that's what people did. Yeah. Sometimes in this business, you don't have the extra money to do that.

SPEAKER_17 32:58

Or you find the person who's willing to do it for you, is what I mean.

From New York To Oklahoma: Life Pivot

SPEAKER_11 33:01

And I I would rather use AI to help me tighten that up a little bit more. Yeah, sure. And then give it to someone and go, hey, tell me what you think. Now, AI is not writing anything for me. It's just telling me, hey, you have this character story arc. What if you did this? Maybe you're missing this. Yeah. And then I can go back and read it and go, no, you're way off base. Or go, oh, you know what? That might be a good idea.

SPEAKER_17 33:35

I'd rather I I'd rather do a collaborative weekend. You know, I'd rather get a bunch of guys in a fucking room with the writer and a potential director.

SPEAKER_19 33:44

Coffee and cigarettes.

SPEAKER_17 33:45

And yeah.

SPEAKER_11 33:46

I would rather do that. Yeah. I think my problem is You live in fucking Norman. I live in Norman. I live in Norman. No, I've no, I've told Casey this. A lot of my great actor buddies, you and a ton of other people, are all in Tulsa. It just happened that way.

SPEAKER_17 34:05

Yeah, no, it's a it it's just far enough.

SPEAKER_11 34:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 34:08

You know, it's not an hour. It's an hour and a half, and sometimes an hour.

SPEAKER_11 34:14

To be honest with everybody, this guy is an introvert.

SPEAKER_14 34:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 34:18

Oh, yeah, man. And so all of this stuff, like the podcast, yeah, going to film festivals, going to meetups. Yeah. It's out of your company. Yeah, sure. I got you. And so sometimes I'm just at my desk, I have an idea, and I'm like, I'm just gonna I'm in my own world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think AI can be used as an assistant, sure, as a tool, but not as a replacement for me and my writing. What I will never accept is AI producing an actor themselves. Yes. It's a shitty idea. Just all over it.

SPEAKER_17 35:02

I will never go ahead, go for it. It's still not gonna have originality. It's it's a cartoon. I would never do that. I won't support that.

SPEAKER_11 35:10

And I think it's because I also didn't support when movie studios were doing 3D scans of background actors and getting their image and going a long time. Now I got you, and I can use you in anything. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_17 35:24

Dude, by the time I heard about that, I've done enough in the field that they could scan whatever the fuck they want for murder is out there. Yeah, but by the time that became an issue, I was like, Jesus, I've been, what the fuck? I got like all this they could be doing.

SPEAKER_11 35:36

And I They did motion cap of you.

SPEAKER_17 35:38

We never uh read the fine print. I when you get on the contract, when you get, I'm not sitting there. I'm not. I should, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not looking at all the bylaws and where's the fucking thing sign? I want to be, I want to be in my, you know. And because they know most people are like that, there are things, and then suddenly we became aware of, oh, that's a thing. Now look, I never did that. You know, I never had a situation where something was done, but then I don't have to all the stuff that exists, they can take that information and make me a crowd person in wherever the fuck.

SPEAKER_11 36:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 36:13

There's nothing I can do about that.

SPEAKER_11 36:15

Yeah, that that stuff I do not like. And I I I mean, like you said, go for it. Have your AI created movies. I'm not, yeah. But yeah, it's not gonna be. Maybe one day it gets to be where it's indistinguishable. I don't know.

SPEAKER_17 36:32

I don't think it can, because it's an amalgam of things. It's not an original thing. Yeah, there's no origin. It can't have it can't have what the human being can do. Or maybe I'm wrong. You know, I uh I'm I'm not gonna sweat it.

SPEAKER_11 36:45

I don't know. Last time I used the vacuum cleaner, I don't think it had any kind of emotion. Yeah. Machines don't have emotion.

SPEAKER_17 36:53

They've been talking about the downfall of acting or the downfall of of the the theater. And and yes, that continues to happen, but it's still there. Yeah they've been talking about how we're gonna we're not we're still part of the process.

SPEAKER_11 37:10

Man, the downfall of acting hasn't been acting itself, it's been studios putting out garbage products for years.

SPEAKER_10 37:18

That's just Hollywood recycling the same unoriginal scripts, unoriginal shit, and the same actors and everything. Remakes.

SPEAKER_17 37:26

But then it like put it this way, uh hmm, I don't want to I don't want to poop on anybody's head. I work on I work on a uh I get casting a really good show. Then I see that some of the stuff behind the show, and then watching in the pieces put together, ugh. But then you see it's one of the top ten shows in the country. So you you look at the final product, and I'm thrilled with my part my part within it, but then I look at the other two storylines within this thing, and like the fight scenes kind of look like Mighty Morphin Power Range or stuff. And it's repeated shots where that's clearly the repeated shot. Yeah, yeah. And it's and every and everybody's got a little bit of case of the fuckets, a little bit happening side. Now, me on we're all we're going. Like we we shot all our stuff, like the whole side of the episode one day. We were humming. But then you see it all put together, but then you see swift demand is this this thing that I'm like critically like saying, oh, this is not real. Is this is this good quality? It's the top 10, and it's so who are we if the demand doesn't need that, and that's kind of what happened, I think, with the streaming. And you know, but in what last year I think we went from 450 shows to 150 shows people with the strike and the this and the that, and then there's suddenly the review, oh, we're gonna strike, we can pay them more money, then we can't do as many because we can't fucking not pay them anymore. Yeah, and that suddenly made a tighter drain, and now we see all the big actors doing commercials because there's less there's a uh there's a because streamers realize that it's catching up to them. They can't just keep spending money and it not make I don't know what that thing is anymore.

SPEAKER_10 39:16

There's got to be a lot of shit behind the backdrop that goes on, you know.

SPEAKER_11 39:20

So I won't ask you the worst project you worked on because yeah, I don't want to shit on anybody. But what was your best one? What was the one you had the most fun on?

SPEAKER_17 39:31

So it I I have a lot of fun.

unknown 39:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 39:35

I mean, every time I get a chance to go onto a new set and meet the new storytellers, and and I I I it's thrilling every fucking time. It's a new story, it's a new person. I don't know who these people are gonna be, I don't know who the creators are gonna be. You know, you have this idea of the way you want to tell the story. You have this I mean I have I've developed a way of working uh uh uh of my own, but that always morphs because what if the project doesn't allow for your way of work, well you're gonna sulk? You're gonna suck. You gotta figure out how to adapt. Adapt. And and always bring your best foot forward in many ways that don't uh allow you to say, oh uh, wait, well hold like I was saying, hold on a second, everybody. 350 people on set. I I don't know. I'm feeling it right now. Give me a sec. Give me a sec. I gotta walk around.

SPEAKER_11 40:28

Hey, give me five.

SPEAKER_17 40:29

Yeah, I'm gonna smoke. I'm humming. I mean, there's been I mean, you know, playing Hunter Thompson for the amount of time that I I got I hadn't got a chance to sort of be a recurring on a TV show. So really sitting with something for eight months was really fun.

SPEAKER_13 40:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 40:45

I mean, it's a worthwhile character. That was a dialogue of the girls on the bus. Yeah, the girls on the bus on HBO. And it was a great experience. I mean, I got to work some fantastic actors and and creators, and that was something that was just so different to sort of have different directors come in. That was very, very new. But I've been lucky to play, you know, I got to play Hemingway. I I got to play some wonderful parts along the way. And I did, you know, R.P. McMurphy and Cuckoo's Nest in front of you know Ken Keesey's wife and some of the original Mary Pranksters in Portland. I got to do Sometimes a Great Notion, which is another of Kesey's books. First time that ever had been done theatrical at the same. I mean, there's there's been these wonderful. I saw something recently. I got to do this thing called Re-entry where I got to uh play uh Marines coming back to Maroc. I saw that. We did that at Quantico, and I got the honor calling from the Sergeant Major at Quantico because that whole room went ooh thinking I was a goddamn Marine, and it wasn't. But the like after every show, the comfort that those Marines felt unloading their stories on me, and I got to remind them I'm just a civvy and we're okay. Like it doesn't just have to be your brethren. I mean, be careful who you tell your things to, but there's people that want to embrace you too, regardless of what the fuck you went through. And I heard some horrifying fucking shit. Oh, I bet that you know, I almost don't uh have the honor to hold I feel like I part of me feels like he's been a Marine. And I know that's an insult to anybody to who served, you know, and thank you all all of you for your service. But I feel like I had a small part in Uh helping a bunch of y'all out there. And we went to, you know, we we for three years we did it all over in regional New York. Did it in just retirement homes for Marines for like, you know, 25 guys.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

And did the whole fucking all the time?

SPEAKER_17 42:42

Yeah, and yeah, the traveling is fun. So you're always doing it in new places, you're experiencing new environments.

SPEAKER_07 42:47

How often do you have to travel?

SPEAKER_17 42:49

Uh uh it depends, you know, uh all the time. Yeah. At the drop of a hat. Yeah, that's that's yeah, there's sucky things about it without you know the good problems to have. But you have no control over your life. Yeah. You know, like plan a vacation, you know, plan a vacation. That's when you get a gig.

SPEAKER_26 43:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 43:05

You know, oh, there's you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, and then suddenly 15 fucking auditions come in, and they're all at the same time. You can only take one, and then you take that one, and that one goes away, and you miss the other three. If there's a way for it to go wrong, it can go wrong, but there's weird ways that it can go right that you didn't expect. You know, I mean, there's some but yeah, I I I've been really lucky. I've I I I started doing leads in theater, I started doing leads, and then that led to being leads in short films in New York, and then big things that never went anywhere. But I I had a good 15 films under my belt in a decade that nobody ever saw, which was a real fucking bummer. Yeah. There's a big fff, you know, but the experience I gained from them, yeah, it's invaluable.

SPEAKER_11 43:53

Doesn't change so how have you been uh coming from New York and being here now since the industry in Oklahoma has really started having its boom, so to speak? Have you been fairly impressed with what you've seen in Oklahoma and what's being produced and made and created in Oklahoma? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_17 44:21

On one of the first podcasts I did when I'm like that. I I would never have imagined that I would have been a satisfied artist here in O in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I didn't know anything about it. But you know, you got New York and LA. That's it, man. And the you know, COVID just broke that all up. Thank God.

SPEAKER_11 44:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 44:38

Because it it it it brought more variety, I think it brought more uh possibility throughout this country that you don't have to like, you know, save up. It's hard living in New York. I mean, I'm lucky, you know, knock on the I'm I'm I'm one of the five percenters for 25 years. That's you know, now am I anywhere new where I wanted to be? No. But I'm also not stupid. I'm I'm very thankful for all the experiences I've had, and that that's rare in in even in and of itself. You know, but there's there's lots of things we missed on, and lots of things we didn't get. I'm forgetting your question now. You weren't on a fucking table.

SPEAKER_11 45:17

I was like, what the fuck's it? Seeing the growth of the industry again, Oklahoma just kind of kind of a little bit.

SPEAKER_17 45:25

I'm working on HBO, and then I'm flying back here to do a five-day short film that I'm having that's a wonderful crew. Every time I would have an experience here, it was a great crew, a director that I'm gonna work with again, writers I'm gonna work with again, good creatives that are humming, and in uh five years, I guess I've been here now. Yeah, you know, I've seen it grow. I think I've I I've done my little part in in helping everyone realize that like getting together is an important part of it. Getting out of your own.

Embracing Mistakes And Authentic Takes

SPEAKER_11 45:58

Injecting a little momentum, yeah, a little motivation.

SPEAKER_17 46:01

Well, you opportunities once a month I know there's a bunch of actors that are gonna get to work. Once a month I know a bunch of writers are gonna get to hear their words for the first fucking time. That happens on one night. And that's something that wasn't here that much.

SPEAKER_11 46:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 46:18

So that alone, you know, in the year and a half that I've done the sandbox, I've seen so many little projects start like, well, fuck it, let's just do it. And yeah, you know, to start. But it's always a a a confluence, I think, of those things. I just did it because I didn't I missed it. I was filling a hole. You know, I missed talking with artists. I know, you know, it's like 250 friends in New York. I don't have any more that on the reg. At any point in any day, you see one of them in New York.

unknown 46:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 46:49

And then there's the you know, 20 minute to a two-hour stroll, and you have a c and you feel like you had inside. I did, I wasn't everybody has to get in a car and drive someplace here. There's no neighborhoods to walk around. I mean, there are to a certain, but that's how it is in you know, rural or marijuana or smaller cities. It's just how it is.

SPEAKER_11 47:05

I think uh I think I got some motivating words.

SPEAKER_17 47:09

Oh, come on now. Oh dear lord.

SPEAKER_11 47:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 47:12

Motivating words.

SPEAKER_11 47:13

Motivating words for everybody out there. We're gonna check it out and see what y'all think.

SPEAKER_13 47:25

And on do.

SPEAKER_11 47:28

I messed this one up a little bit. It kept muting on me.

SPEAKER_13 47:32

What the hell are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_11 47:33

I know, I know. Get it together, man. Oh my lord. Jeez, come on.

SPEAKER_05 47:39

Doing and on do. Let me take a minute to explain it to you, real quick, man. See, what you did is ancient history, and I 100% guarantee that shit can't be changed. What you won't do has yet to be determined. It's all about what you're doing. That dictates what the fuck you won't do. Did's done. Forget about did. Fuck you doing.

SPEAKER_16 48:03

Yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_05 48:04

Fuck you won't do.

SPEAKER_10 48:08

That's fucking great right there. I like that guy. Fuck y'all. Is he from Oklahoma? Fuck y'all.

SPEAKER_17 48:16

I can't hang my hat on playing Hunter anymore. That happened. That was there. That was done. I've gone on and shot a bunch of stuff. I you can't I can't have a podcast, or I can't feel like I'm I can talk with any level unless I'm working.

SPEAKER_14 48:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 48:31

That's the only way that I feel like I can sort of, you know, that's that's what the deal is. You know, you if I can't teach, I can't talk, I can't uh if I'm not actually, you know, it's uh it's my job. I have to book things.

unknown 48:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 48:47

You know, I don't, I know I don't book anything, I don't get desperate and all that kind of stuff. I know money comes and goes. But you know, there's that time we're like, I need a booking soon. Just like something. You can throw the work against the wall and I can create lots of things, but you need some new people to hire. No, I'm not I I I I I know.

SPEAKER_11 49:08

No, not on TikTok? Not on the TikTok. PJ. I'll get you. You were on TikTok.

SPEAKER_17 49:12

No, no.

SPEAKER_11 49:13

It's just another you can do videos like this.

SPEAKER_10 49:16

Oh no. Yeah. Oh Lord. Brian Bacon without a shirt on.

SPEAKER_12 49:24

And I just got bopped on the tip of my teeth with some bacon.

SPEAKER_17 49:30

And I don't know if you're gonna be a little bit of a couple. See, no. See, this is a that shit I think you should cut. You should have cut that shit. Now you're just weird. Now I feel weird.

SPEAKER_10 49:56

He is going pretty far with it. No, he's good. He's going pretty far with it.

SPEAKER_17 49:59

Less is more. Even with the if he stopped on the bacon with the knit and I kind of liked it. But no, now I gotta see him sing, and now I'm sorry. No offense to you, uh large bacon man, Mr. Nice Beard.

SPEAKER_10 50:13

His title is Mr. Nice Beard.

SPEAKER_18 50:18

Yes, see.

SPEAKER_17 50:19

You want to know why I'm not on TikTok? You only meet. Anybody want to see me get some? No, no, I'm not gonna answer that question. I'm not gonna ask that question. Not gonna ask that question.

SPEAKER_10 50:31

You're doing you're doing all right without the TikTok.

Voiceover To Mocap: Rockstar Games

SPEAKER_17 50:33

You're doing just well, no, and even Huff. Huff's like, we gotta start TikTok for this for the Sask. I'm like, Huff? And you know Huff. You just take your little harmonic and you hum your ass on TikTok, baby. But we are. We're gonna start with with vertical thing. Something else, I know. I just can't keep up. Yeah. I care about the posts. I edit the videos, I do all the things. I don't just put a post. I I I make it, you see, I make a Sasuke spliff out of it. I make a goddamn music video out of it. Sasko spliff. I I that's my old, you know, to a spikely joint. You know, I've always loved combining, like after a film's done, I love taking a song that I dig and having little BTS and and pictures and rocking that one and showing what a good time. I've done that since the cows come home. And it's helped me a lot when the pod started happening because I'm editing promos.

SPEAKER_16 51:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 51:28

But I've done promos for ABC. I've done the voiceovers. I know how those are supposed to be, I know what the rhythms of those things are. So I don't talk out of my ass about it. The only reason I'm not like, I did it, and it was ABC. So I think, you know, or have a better idea, but no that I'm not just making it up. I mean, that's I've been doing it so long that I do feel confident in the experience that I've had. And I I'm not coming from a place of ego, I'm just coming from a place I want to the opportunity to make something better.

SPEAKER_11 52:01

And I tell I'll tell you, doing like um extra social media work for a podcast or just as an entertainer, actor, writer, whoever, you want to talk about extra work. And and that's why I'm so glad I found this AI service that can clip things up for you.

SPEAKER_17 52:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 52:20

Because that's just the thing you gotta do. It takes that piece of time that I would spend hours on. Two to three hours just watching. And so now I have extra time to create myself and do more things, and I'm not just bogged down with all the fucking little shit work. It's a lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 52:41

Then there's you know, you continually add more to your play. I didn't know what a podcast was gonna mean, but Lord, you know, I didn't know we were gonna do 30 episodes. I didn't know we were gonna have that, like, I didn't know we're gonna do a live, I didn't know we're gonna do an RV episode. But then it all kind of I don't say no.

SPEAKER_02 52:59

Door open. Where can we listen to your podcast?

SPEAKER_17 53:01

Um, you can go to our uh website, the Sittin with the Sittinwiththe Sask.com. Or we're also on Substack, and we're also on Spotify, and we're also on uh Apple Podcasts, or you can watch us. We have a YouTube station as well. We did the live thing right off the bat. Um that's the thing. They had it all set. It was so great. We have three cameras, you know. We got someone switching. We got like one more person over there. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 53:29

Yeah. I've done multi-camera. I've done multi-camera, tried it, doing it myself, and doing it myself is yeah, man. This is enough.

SPEAKER_17 53:38

I I would never I wouldn't have a podcast if these guys didn't say hey. But then if you can handle that part, come on.

SPEAKER_11 53:47

You know, and I I we one the one of the funnest podcasts we put together is when we did it um out on the back deck. I think it was like uh one of our season premieres. Remember, I set everything up on the back deck outside, and that was fun.

SPEAKER_17 54:05

But yeah, it makes it new, but it makes it of its own. Wind.

SPEAKER_11 54:11

Luckily, and all the airplanes kept flying over. Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 54:16

Like five of them.

SPEAKER_11 54:17

The airports just ride over here, and I'm like, oh yeah, that's a bad idea.

SPEAKER_17 54:21

But yeah, when you get to to mess to mess with it, that's what's great about the RV. Now we have this thing that like you know, I don't think anybody's doing. And that's what's cool. It's not a lot.

SPEAKER_11 54:32

You know, so that's I can only think of one person, and that's and he's kind of a famous guy anyway, but it's uh old Steve O from Jackass. Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_17 54:44

Yeah, or like you know, he's an RV, you know, that's yeah or or or or uh uh Seinfeld who was talking, you know, comedians in cars or coffee. That's sort of had its own kind of unique feel because you were driving so it it gives it a little a little bit more splash for you know, we have the normal episodes where we sit in studio, which we're very proud of. We've made some upticks to that this time around. The guy's been really good about that. So we just had Devin Montgomery on for our first one. So around you know, February, we'll start launching them.

SPEAKER_11 55:09

You know, so that's nice. His uh he just put out that monster story. Monster, yeah. Oh man.

SPEAKER_17 55:16

And a good and a great story. So good. That classic thing where you know you you you're like, I'm not getting any place, screw it, I'm gonna do it myself. Does a short. Everybody's like, why do we do shorts? Because then he now he has a feature. And now he's got more pri I mean that guy's human. And just good, too. So good.

SPEAKER_11 55:33

So good.

SPEAKER_17 55:34

You know, very uh friendly and passionate and and and really you get the sense that he's uh he's climbed that mountain because he did it.

SPEAKER_11 55:43

Yeah. Uh as a disabled vet myself, I reached out to Devin after I watched it.

SPEAKER_14 55:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 55:50

And and we spoke a little bit through uh Facebook Messenger and just like Yeah. Yeah, he did a great job.

SPEAKER_17 56:00

And a good dude, you know, and another local talent here. I mean, that's what we're trying to I like, just yeah, throwing a light on like there's some good friggin' I mean, there's some great people rolling through, yeah, but there's some really talented people here. Right here, you know, and I I it continu not surprise, it's just it it continues to excite me. Yeah. The possibilities, you know, that are still, you know. Yeah, the yeah, new new new doors opening, new doors opening, and seeing these people grow and seeing, you know, I've come across like you gotta fart. No, no, not yet.

SPEAKER_10 56:41

Not yet, I shouldn't.

SPEAKER_07 56:42

We have been this whole time.

SPEAKER_10 56:44

Take a break. Take a break. Fart mic.

SPEAKER_17 56:49

Um we're talking about I'll be honest really quick. I fucking hate it. I feel like I'm looking at his tits. I just all I feel like I'm looking at his like pony nipples.

SPEAKER_10 57:00

At least he's not shown his tits. No, I know. It's nice.

SPEAKER_11 57:02

It's a good service. Okay. So then we'll go into the other thing about social media is you don't have to post everything. No, man. Like this guy? Oh god. He didn't have to.

SPEAKER_09 57:22

Hey man, I'm talking to you. I caught you cheating with my girl man. You think I don't notice that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 57:32

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_09 57:32

You think I'm gonna let that stand? Uh-uh. No. I'm so scared.

SPEAKER_15 57:37

It's really intimidating.

SPEAKER_09 57:39

Oh, you're giving me lip now, huh?

SPEAKER_17 57:41

I am fuckwaggy.

SPEAKER_09 57:44

What are you gonna do? Well, it ain't gonna cut it with me.

SPEAKER_17 57:46

Yeah, neither is that fucking sunshine on your face, dick cheese.

SPEAKER_09 57:51

Well, bring it, bring it, bring it. Now you stay away from her.

SPEAKER_17 57:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 57:57

Got that?

SPEAKER_17 57:58

Yeah, you really put your foot down. Oh, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_09 58:03

Because this is gonna be a good one. Please don't. And then the next one, you're getting the foot right up your ass. Oh, oh, he improved that line. He improved that line.

SPEAKER_17 58:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 58:12

We on the same page now.

SPEAKER_17 58:13

Oh, yeah, Capiche.

SPEAKER_18 58:16

Oh, wow. A triple.

SPEAKER_17 58:18

Oh fuck. He's gonna go left-handed. He's gonna poke his own eyes out. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10 58:23

It makes me feel bad because I watched it like that and genuinely, I'm just so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_17 58:27

Yeah, man. What the fuck? What are you so one? If that's your audition, just don't share that. Two you don't have to. If you if you if you think that sets you up, it's a tough guy.

SPEAKER_28 58:40

Macho man.

SPEAKER_11 58:42

I'm a hundred percent sure he's not an actor. I don't a hundred percent. I've seen I've seen other videos. He could be trying. Oh, he does more?

SPEAKER_17 58:52

Oh yeah. Oh, he's got a series? I mean, well, not a series, but you know, he's got a TikTok.

SPEAKER_18 58:58

I'm not going on fucking all the things I'm missing. Bacon Fan on the nibs, and this guy's scaring me.

SPEAKER_11 59:05

Yeah, I'm missing out. What you miss out on, yeah, that I'm gonna enlighten you with.

SPEAKER_17 59:10

You got you got more? Oh yeah. I'm gonna get in the corner. This is myself.

SPEAKER_11 59:15

This is our favorite crip. Okay? Crip. I'll just set it up like that. What? Crip. Makeup crip.

SPEAKER_00 59:23

Oh god. The shirt that I'm wearing today features rabbits. Rabbits are notoriously enthusiastic eaters of vegetables, which coincidentally is the same as my dating requirements.

SPEAKER_17 59:37

I don't know. What am I supposed to do with all of that? Yeah, she's great. I love this chick. What is her name?

SPEAKER_00 59:43

Why should I have to buy a Christmas tree when I have all the bush I could ever work with?

SPEAKER_07 59:53

What kind of animals back in the lane in the cage?

SPEAKER_18 59:55

Yeah, look at that big gate.

SPEAKER_17 59:58

I know. First of all, who the fuck is she keeping in the cage?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:01

What's she into? Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:02

But I gotta, I I appreciate that stab more than bacon nipple grease guy. Yeah, honestly. She's that was funny. She's good.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:09

She's funny. She's so good.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:10

And I almost say, and and good, you know what? This, yes, share a journal. Open ourselves to ours. We see what actually, you know, see the uh the little vote. Let's not feel sorry. Yeah, let's let's all laugh together. I uh yeah, I'll give her a fucking hug. Oh, yeah. I'm not I'm not hugging bacon nipple grease guy. I'm not going anywhere near this and cook you bacon. Maybe because I do like bacon.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:36

He's not sharing bacon. No, he's not a command. He's leaving.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:39

He's going outside before into that kitchen because I don't know what's going on below, dude. Let him feed it, dude. Is he just sitting there? Can you imagine he's just sitting there? He's probably buck-ass naked. Yeah, that's dangerous.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:49

Yeah. You like that bacon. I do.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:52

Yeah. All he's gonna do is this.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:56

I think I've seen some videos from her, and she'd be saying some outlandish ass shit. She gets dirty birds.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:04

Yeah, that's like Silverman kind of humor. I love it. It's sort of like it's almost like, what the fuck did she just say? Well, we've dipped your toe into it.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:12

You dipped something. Full brothel. We're gonna do a little brothel.

Consistency, Late Nights, And Output

SPEAKER_11 1:01:19

Oh, what's a little segment? Oh, we not a new segment, but this is our time where I dance and dance. Dancing time. And here we go. This is it. Get ready.

SPEAKER_18 1:01:31

Oh gyrate, we're clipping that. Gyre.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:36

We're clipping that.

SPEAKER_18 1:01:37

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:40

What the f she's making pork rinds, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:42

Well, I guess we're frying up the foreskin of one man. I don't tell one about this recipe.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:48

Well, it ended up looking like fried vagina, honey.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:51

I don't think that was the same meat. Damn. That chicken breast has seen some shit. That thing has smoked two packs of Virginia Slim. It's some old chicken breast that doesn't look like my ass fucked up if you think I'm eating that bone in there. But it If you want to eat it, that's on you, bitch. Make a little butter bath.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:17

Butter bath. So this is what we've come to. Yes. Someone trying to put a cooking recipe on, and now I gotta watch this person's uh Mystery Science three thousand.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:26

Exactly. Right face down, ass up. That's why we like to cook chicken, apparently.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:31

Does she realize that her head's in the frying pan? It looks like someone just drizzled cum on her head. Does she think about that?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:38

One panel. I don't think she does. That's that's some whack ass bullshit that I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:45

No, it's just frying onions, honey. It's not whack-ass bullshit.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:50

Alright. Are we caramelizing them hoes? No.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:55

Why are we calling onions hose?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:57

Also, is that just a burnt piece of onion at the top? Okay.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:02

What the fuck are we doing, everybody?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:04

This is what our life's.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:05

We need to just go and cook some food. Okay? Because I don't need it looks good.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:11

The fuck was that?

SPEAKER_10 1:03:13

I knew someone was coming with that one.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:15

I don't know. Giraffe cum. Giraffe cum? That was coagulated, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:22

Coagulated. Interesting choice with the giraffe cum.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:26

I don't know if that was the animal I would have gone for.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:32

Well, I'm with her on that. What is she? I'm not going to feed my body.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:39

Bullshit, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:44

See, this is I would I if I was her and I would be watching this, I would start again.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:52

Lemon.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:54

Like a classic chicken Florentine, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:58

This is a chicken, though? Y'all hating do.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:02

That is the only way out of this.

unknown 1:04:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:05

I bet it's tasty. It's really shitty. What is that? Oh. That's the fried vagina. We gotta see.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:13

It's not cockskin. That does not look like cockskin, honey.

SPEAKER_18 1:04:16

Sorry. Fried laby, honey. It is. That's fried fucking laby. Why are we massaging it so much?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:24

That thing looks good.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:25

I think it's the guy with the bacon fat nipples. I think it's him.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:29

Surprise. We got dinner afterwards.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:32

Oh nice. Do we get to eat it with her too? Is she gonna do commentary while I fucking eat it? Two really good reasons why I'm not watching TikTok.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:43

Make me oh I guess why you don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:46

I don't want no, no. No. This is the thing, too. I'm not a doom scroller. I don't do this shit.

SPEAKER_18 1:04:52

If you have like a big truck, you probably got a small dick. But what does that mean?

SPEAKER_17 1:04:58

It means you take it up the ass. That's what it means. Big butthole. See, and if you're gonna go there, then be crashed. Don't a big butthole.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

Unroxic.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:12

What? Little spoons.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:13

Little spoons. Hodurfa.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:15

IPA.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

Capitalism.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:17

Both.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

Diarrhea robot.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:20

Cliche.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:21

Stipend.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:22

White person. Hey, you're not allowed to use my mom's name.

unknown 1:05:26

Oops.

SPEAKER_19 1:05:27

Sorry.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:30

Can I have a torbell? This is I was about to say, can I have a gun? And I don't want to say that.

unknown 1:05:37

I don't.

Using AI As A Tool, Not A Crutch

SPEAKER_17 1:05:38

But what I who are these people? What are they saying? Who are these people? Why do we care?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:44

This is what happens on the internet, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:49

I'm sure everybody's gonna want to watch this. It's gonna be great. No, it's not dad is shocked by son's poopy diaper.

SPEAKER_26 1:05:57

Oh my god, that stinks! Jesus Christ, that smells horrible! Oh! P you! Oh my god, your poop smells like holy! Oh my god, there you go. I'm too sorry.

unknown 1:06:09

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_17 1:06:10

What the fuck was that? Wow. They're making some really quality material for parenting. They really are, aren't they? I'm not gonna make any friends on this, am I?

SPEAKER_19 1:06:24

I'm just a little race car. Little race car.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:31

I like this dude.

SPEAKER_24 1:06:32

So I was playing hide the hot dog with myself. Myself? Taylor Swift. And then my ex-girlfriend came over because she wanted my hot dog. And she was like, oh my god, you're doing that to Taylor Swift. I said, Have you seen your baby daddy? But I did tell her I had a little extra mustard on my hot dog. So, Robert, if you're watching this, you probably have the clap. I just gave it to Simone.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:03

No!

SPEAKER_11 1:07:04

Oh, Simone. Who put that on the C again?

SPEAKER_17 1:07:08

Again. You didn't have to post it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:10

Why did you put that on the internet?

SPEAKER_17 1:07:11

Nobody needs to see that. You didn't have to post it. Wasn't all that funny. Wasn't all that funny? That's one of his worst videos. Poor Simone. He has a lot better videos. He needs to work on his shtick.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:21

Hell! You want a fucking place with me? You want a place with me?

SPEAKER_17 1:07:28

I like the dog voiceovers. I like the dog voiceovers. Do you see the woman with the two dogs are barking? Hey!

unknown 1:07:39

Fuck you!

SPEAKER_17 1:07:40

Fuck you! I sent that to friends over and over. I will say that.

SPEAKER_20 1:07:45

What do you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot? And then this guy shows up.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:53

My God.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:56

What was he trying to do? What were you gonna do with that? He was gonna do a sick trick.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:02

Pulling off sick tricks, man.

SPEAKER_18 1:08:04

You're the coolest guy. Put that back. Put that back. I am I am wall I am riding my thing into a fucking wall. What trick? What was he gonna hop?

unknown 1:08:16

I'm right here, bitch!

SPEAKER_18 1:08:17

What was he gonna fucking hop into?

SPEAKER_17 1:08:19

I love this guy's guy on the car. Yeah, you get him. Alright, so there was no trick to be done. Do you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot?

SPEAKER_20 1:08:27

And then this guy shows up. What was he gonna What were you gonna do?

SPEAKER_11 1:08:34

What were you gonna do?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:35

It's gonna stall on the rail? Didn't really pan out.

SPEAKER_18 1:08:44

I'm gonna roll into a wall. Watch me.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:48

Seems a little Okay, so I love videos where people get hurt. Oh I I like them.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:54

Sometimes I I sometimes I laugh out loud and sometimes I'm like, oh my god, why am I why am I feeling worried for them?

SPEAKER_11 1:09:00

I hope you laugh at these because these are good.

SPEAKER_15 1:09:02

Oh Lord. The fuck these people.

SPEAKER_18 1:09:05

Why do Oh my god, that one that one that one's dead.

SPEAKER_20 1:09:11

That one is dead. Oh no.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:19

Oh, oh, that's good. That's it.

SPEAKER_18 1:09:22

Oh, oh, she's in, she's in!

SPEAKER_13 1:09:24

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:26

Oh, okay. He was close enough to grab her.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:31

That's a crazy pause. That's a crazy pause. That's a crazy pause.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:35

Is it crazy or great timing? Great timing.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:39

Wow. Now, when you first paused, I looked and I said, Oh my god, I hope this is a woman.

unknown 1:09:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:46

So I'm not staring at a guy's ass and going like, hey. Well, well.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:49

It is what it is, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:52

That's nice. But so what do we got?

SPEAKER_18 1:09:56

I feel a little bit better about my wife.

SPEAKER_24 1:10:01

Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:04

Oh, Jesus.

unknown 1:10:06

Let's go check it out.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:07

She's dead. She's fucking dead. She broke a leg.

SPEAKER_18 1:10:11

Oh damn. That kid fucking is. No God. Oh god. That was a light tap.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:18

Oh he's not.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:20

Oh my god. He gets knocked off and he still pulls the garage door down.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:30

They're running from somebody.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:31

Oh my god. Single.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:36

Oh. Single. Lost in a bulk.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:39

Lost in a bulk. Wow. Oh my god. Oh, love those videos.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:43

That one on the treadmill, she's no longer with us, man. She's mad.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:47

Dude, she's fucking mad. Well, they call that the scorpion. She did scorpion.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:51

That's like when Molly. Would everybody feel bad? If we all found out that that woman died from that fucking thing. She's fucking bad. Would we all feel bad? Would we suddenly change our minds? Or will we giggle a little bit more?

Ethics: Scans, Likeness, And Labor

SPEAKER_10 1:11:04

I'm a natural piece of shit. I'm a natural piece of shit. I'd probably go that route. She wouldn't be around to get mad at me. That's true. You know what I mean? That's true. You got some gold tip shoes on, too.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:21

Uh white hair.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:26

I can't wait to retire.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:28

That's me, you.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:29

Grandpa wishes he was that cool.

unknown 1:11:31

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:32

He does. Those red shoes.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:34

Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:38

It's a lot. Oh God. Oh, what is it? Then we have King Ron.

SPEAKER_23 1:11:47

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:56

Well, hey, it is the show.

SPEAKER_20 1:11:58

It is the show.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:59

It it's on it's on brand. Some pretty scenery.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:12

Slow burn. What's he doing?

SPEAKER_11 1:12:13

What's happening?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:14

Is his ass out?

SPEAKER_08 1:12:21

Yeah. We could probably fuck before we get to the morning. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_27 1:12:33

We could probably fuck before we I don't care.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:36

Film all you need.

SPEAKER_27 1:12:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:37

Nothing slaps you harder than a sprite in OI. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_17 1:12:46

She's angry.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:48

What are you playing? Like sparks going off in my face.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:52

Oh my god, look at her shoulders.

SPEAKER_18 1:12:57

Oh, come on! Come on! Yeah, please, stop the fucking movie! Stop! Stop! Stop!

SPEAKER_19 1:13:12

Knock it off!

SPEAKER_18 1:13:13

Knock it off! I wish they would, honey. Dang.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:22

What are we doing? What are we doing?

SPEAKER_28 1:13:25

Why is it something else?

SPEAKER_19 1:13:28

And this is just a big big match.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:34

Just dude, honey, you're getting a twenty. It's game.

SPEAKER_19 1:13:40

Come on! I don't want to play games all day.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:46

I want to go eat crap and then play games the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_26 1:13:50

And again, and again! That looks good!

SPEAKER_17 1:13:53

Give! This video's way too long. They all are. All the movies are too long. Less is more, everybody. Less is more. Oh my god, honey, just go get your fucking food.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:10

You're right. You called it. You said she said she was getting 20.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:18

Oh no, oh no. You let the old lady do it. What is this? You're just asking for it, you know. Mom!

SPEAKER_01 1:14:24

Mom!

SPEAKER_11 1:14:26

Oh my fucking god.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:29

How did you think that?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:31

Are you gonna make it a creme brulee? Oh, she's supposed to be chair!

SPEAKER_18 1:14:36

Let's put it on the rug. Let's put it on the material chair. That house is going down. That house is going down. Oh my god. Silent battle right now.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:47

Oh, ladies leaving. She's like, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:49

I gotta get the fuck out of here. Why? She didn't want to do that in the first place. She's like, okay, I guess. What the fuck is this? Jazz is this.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:57

Ew. You say your shoes, though? High heel converse. Say it all. Say it all.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:09

If you're really struggling. Struggling.

SPEAKER_15 1:15:11

What's struggling?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:13

I'm fucking struggling.

SPEAKER_26 1:15:14

If you're really struggling. I was just trying to have a normal fucking day, and then this happened. This guy was humping and his my little friend is stuck in the hole of my god.

SPEAKER_20 1:15:33

This penis is stuck.

SPEAKER_18 1:15:36

This penis is stuck in the croc. Wait. First of all. Why'd you let it go on so long?

SPEAKER_17 1:15:44

Yeah. That's a good point. I thought it was his testicle or something. I thought it was a little nut.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:49

I thought it was a nut. I thought it was a little nut. God. Wait a humping.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:56

This is nobody needed to know.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:00

Oh my god. No!

SPEAKER_10 1:16:03

This shit this shit is illegal, man. We've gone too far. Jesus.

unknown 1:16:12

I'm gonna have to ruin a crack! Really?

SPEAKER_13 1:16:15

I'm gonna ruin a crack!

SPEAKER_17 1:16:17

Oh my freaking. Well, none of us needed to know. We're all wondering the same thing, honey.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:25

What's wrong with my wiener?

SPEAKER_08 1:16:27

Guys, this was not on my bingo card.

Industry Shifts, Streamers, And Quality

SPEAKER_18 1:16:29

Yeah, nor was on his. You're putting them back on, honey. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and she's acting like the dog's the problem. Oh god.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:42

She let her dog fuck her crop. I mean, she deserves it.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:45

She put them fuckers up back on. She's ready for round two. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, this is where I am fucking 20 years from now, Daddy. Yeah. Now I say to my little girl all the time, like, your daddy's got a bunch of bag of wigs.

SPEAKER_24 1:17:02

Bag of wigs?

SPEAKER_17 1:17:03

I do. I randomly have a bag of wigs. Huh.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:08

I thought this was Jeff.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:11

That's a lot. I think everybody has somebody when they first see this, they're like, fuck, is that Uncle Hank? Shit. Did he get a fucking TikTok? Oh no. You know what it is? David Lee Ross.

SPEAKER_13 1:17:30

That's what he's doing nowadays.

SPEAKER_18 1:17:32

David's coming to my door. Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:34

Why do they post this? Again.

SPEAKER_18 1:17:38

Because he wants to make grown men cry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:17:43

I mean, he don't give a shit. Again. How long is TikTok?

SPEAKER_11 1:17:48

What are the limits on TikTok? Yeah. No limits no more, I don't think. Um. Do we think that's his real hair?

SPEAKER_18 1:17:54

No.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:55

No. Well, but you know what? He's one of those weird kind of fuckers that could be. Yeah. You know? Everything bad down here, but Patrick Swayze, baby. Yeah. Patrick Swayze up here. I'm telling you. You got Roadhouse going on up top.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:08

Roadhouse.

unknown 1:18:09

Another one bust the dust.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:14

I hope some shit you're paid. I hope the next time it goes a little bit too wrong. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:19

God.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:21

You're blowing this. Wow.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:24

Okay. Right here.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:26

Oh, this was this is the one we're gonna say.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:29

This. Oh god. This lady is a serial killer. I think we're uncovering something here right now on the podcast.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:37

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_11 1:18:38

This is fucking wild. Just watch.

SPEAKER_14 1:18:42

Oh my lord. I'm frightened.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:44

It's probably not that taboo. Okay. She just raised dolls, bro. Come on.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:51

These are dolls? Oh, they're not real.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:57

Oh, her big girl had a hard night sleep.

SPEAKER_12 1:19:00

That's a mental health.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:04

There's more than one.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:05

Oh, there's an ad. Oh, she lives in a house, though. She's got her. She's got a fuck doll in the bed.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:12

Snacks for the fake babies?

SPEAKER_11 1:19:14

Snacks for the fake babies.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:15

Oh, she got a family of fake sands.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:18

You know what's funny? We we we recently had a script at the sandbox that they played really, really great. It was a bunch of everybody getting together. And the one son just has Sims. And he talks about them like his kids. Like his real kids. Yeah, this shit happens when the kids are like ten. I see this stuff. This is all grown up. This is what happens if you let your kids play with dolls and you make the things. They turn into fucking this.

unknown 1:19:57

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:59

Why?

SPEAKER_26 1:19:59

Why? Why do you need to get more formula?

SPEAKER_17 1:20:04

Morning with doll mom. This is how this bitch is making a living.

unknown 1:20:12

I just want painful cake made. Give me the baby.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:15

I'm angry that we're supporting her by you showing it on this show, honestly.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:20

I thought about that, but but my my philosophy is if I sat through it and was distracted. Then I have to? I kind of want to take others for.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:29

No, it's okay. I understand the rhyme.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:31

I'm gonna call the feds.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:32

They're right. Dude, there's some fucked up shit in that basement. You know there is.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:39

Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:40

I don't need to see that.

SPEAKER_28 1:20:44

Ma'am! I don't know what's gonna be, but Laddie's screaming.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:48

Ma'am! Alright, I'll be right there, Adelia.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:51

Oh, yeah, you're oh you're so overworked. Yes. I know. How can you handle it all? How can you handle all the filming of your fake little children? You weirdo! You fuck get a goddamn job!

SPEAKER_18 1:21:05

Fuck! Yeah! Yeah, I dale!

unknown 1:21:08

Oh goodness.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:10

Oh, you got a third. Oh, you've been really fucking your imaginary friend, haven't you?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:19

Oh, baby look real. Yeah. A little bit. That was like a prop. That was like she spent some money on that lifestyle. That wasn't just like a doll from like Walmart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:28

So Lord. Let's have a little uh refresher here. Let's cleanse the palate. Since we're getting close to Christmas, a little bit of Christmas music. No. This one, this one I'm a little impressed by.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:45

Stop it.

unknown 1:21:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:46

Anything that says the performance of a lifetime, I'm fucking scared of with this guy. Okay, here we go. See, in college, we all got high. We filmed ourselves, and we weren't able to share it. Yeah, you're high. We know. You're the gummy. You took a good bong hit afterwards, too.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:14

I'm glad her mom is filming it. Yeah, of course.

Favorite Roles And On‑Set Adaptability

SPEAKER_17 1:22:17

Well, she took another gummy as well. He's providing the gummies.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:25

That's like a breadcrumb.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:26

Container or something. The dog's like, what the fuck? See, this is what American Idol is at. This is this is everyone's got talent. You know what? Everyone? Not everyone. Not everyone. This is like the anti-America's Got Talent. Again. Oh, good. Can we get a second verse? And a drum solo, maybe.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:55

We might.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:57

Really?

SPEAKER_10 1:22:57

You're going verse two. It's taking us on a fucking house tour.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:02

House tour?

SPEAKER_17 1:23:06

Oh, you can walk backwards. Really fucking. You're gonna knock into a fucking wall. Or the couch, maybe? These guys got a lot of time in their hands.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:25

I guess I do too, sometimes. I take a lot of dumps, people.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:32

The performance of a lifetime.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:34

That's why they're called toilet tops.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:36

This is all this chick has got to look forward to. This right here. This is it. Honey, enjoy.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:44

I wonder if she sent this in with her application to University of Georgia.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:49

Yeah, yeah. This is our submission video for sorority.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:53

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:53

I want to be your drum major.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:56

Oh, big finish. You can get jazz hands?

SPEAKER_11 1:23:58

Jump through the tree now, please. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:01

She's throwing the stuff.

unknown 1:24:04

Dang.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:05

Jump through the tree. Jesus. Anybody in the spirit yet?

SPEAKER_17 1:24:10

No. You want to shoot someone?

SPEAKER_19 1:24:12

Don't forget to wash your butthole when you take a shower. I love you. Goodbye. I mean, that's I mean.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:21

It's not the worst thing to hear.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:33

Dirty. No, see, that's a dude that's a problem in society. It's a problem.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:38

He's having rough sex with Pikachu.

SPEAKER_18 1:24:41

Rough sex with Pikachu. I've I'm I feel I feel a little altered in a bad way. I'm not feeling good right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:48

No, I feel on a trip to the plate, you take and shit. Be and go inside too large and tank. Yeah, yeah. She sucks to talk about shit. Yeah. She took a shit. Yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_17 1:25:00

Up to butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna tell me to get a proctology exam.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:04

If you're being afraid of butt stuff, that okay. Because colonoptopy only taking about 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_17 1:25:09

Honey, you are getting nowhere fucking near my ass. No fucking way. You got time to take this video? You ain't cut. No way!

SPEAKER_02 1:25:18

Coloreptum dude. Coloreptopian deterred mod common kids. And this is not making anybody say, you know what?

SPEAKER_17 1:25:25

Fuck, she's right. I really gotta do.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:28

Because the worry is this bitch is gonna be doing it. Daisy. Ah! Mortivation.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:37

No, this is brought to you by fear. I'd let her play with my ass. Strong words, huh? She seemed pretty cool. They'll figure out a way. They'll deny it. Oh, this guy. This guy there.

SPEAKER_23 1:25:58

A couple years ago, I ended up dating the cousin. And the other day, he had the audacity to say something to me. Take a shit. And before you guys jump on him saying, sweet home, Alabama. First of all, I'm not even from Alabama. Nobody can't do that. Second of all, this is Alabama before the pandemic. But, anyways, he said something to me the other day. And I was like, no, you need to back off. I took my shirt off and everything. And I tried to fight him. But he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we just need to talk. We're cool now. And hopefully misunderstandings. I was so reunion. We were talking, and that's how we kind of grew closer. He told me we should hang out. So we hung out and then he asked me on date. So we ended up going on date. And turns out we ended up, you know, holding hands, and there was a kiss here and there. And I thought to myself, this doesn't feel right. So I kind of like cut the whole thing off.

SPEAKER_17 1:26:57

Oh, good, good.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:59

That's our face.

SPEAKER_23 1:27:00

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:27:03

Now sick freaks. I gotta take a piss. I'm I need to throw up.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:09

I need to throw up. If you can get so pissing.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:17

Another segment we do. If you love those. Oh god, I'm just give it to me. These are gonna be real cringe because this is where we play TikTok Bachelors.

SPEAKER_17 1:27:27

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_14 1:27:29

Tell it to me. What do I mean?

SPEAKER_11 1:27:30

These are for suitors for Taylor.

SPEAKER_17 1:27:33

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, can I be the person that's judging with you?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:37

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:27:37

You gotta pick one for I gotta pick the so these are literally people that are trying to pick you up or trying to go out on a date or anything? Or this is just like guys I've chose. I got you.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:46

I got you guys I chose. And if she likes one enough, she can reach out and DM them.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:54

Come on.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:55

They gotta be impressive. We'll wait for Hunter to get back in. Okay. This is a pretty good segment.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:00

Oh my Lord. Dude.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:04

Pretty good segment.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:05

That woman, there's so much. There's so much.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:10

There's so much. There's a lot going on. Too much.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:13

Like you could roll it up and tuck it in.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:18

Yeah. That's the world we live in. I feel a little I feel a little changed. And dirty?

SPEAKER_19 1:28:25

Dirty? Need a shower?

SPEAKER_17 1:28:26

Yeah, come here.

SPEAKER_19 1:28:27

Come here, will be.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:29

We'll hose everybody off in the backyard. Oh my gosh. Try to or what do you have at work? What do you call them? Like a dry shower, air shower. Air shower.

SPEAKER_16 1:28:37

You walk in a jail?

SPEAKER_21 1:28:40

Basically. It's pretty close.

SPEAKER_18 1:28:44

Try it out. Try it out, man.

SPEAKER_21 1:28:46

Try it out.

SPEAKER_18 1:28:47

What?

SPEAKER_07 1:28:47

Who's that?

SPEAKER_18 1:28:48

Who's that? Oh God.

Oklahoma’s Film Growth And Community

SPEAKER_17 1:28:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_18 1:28:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:51

Magic. It's his voice.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:52

Is he talking from the can?

unknown 1:28:54

I wish.

SPEAKER_18 1:28:55

That'd be great. Keep it going. Don't worry about me.

unknown 1:29:00

Come on.

SPEAKER_18 1:29:03

This pee turned into a poop.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:04

I'm gonna be a little longer.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:07

That'd be funny. Have the mic go to the bathroom when the person has to where you'd have to fart. It'd be great. And this ladies and gentlemen is PJ Sasko's fart.

SPEAKER_12 1:29:17

Want to know how to take a shit in a coffee cup?

SPEAKER_17 1:29:20

I do.

SPEAKER_14 1:29:21

I do. I do.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:24

Thank you for the smear enough ice. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. For anybody that watches the show, all my friends. Oh wow. Look at that. Jesus, these are fucking fancy.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:33

Yeah, it's fancy.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:34

For all you people that made fun of me, I'm still drinking it. Still frickin' drinking it.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:40

It's still going.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:40

And you know what it's not? Not fucking Zima. It's not Zima. I was saying you before the show. It's laughable enough that I enjoy smearing off ice. Did anybody ever ice me? No. What they do, they'd get it wrong. They'd get me Zima. Not as like a funny, like we're going to get you the worst thing, because they couldn't even keep it straight.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:00

I don't even know what Zima is.

unknown 1:30:02

Shh.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:03

It's fine. You're not enough. No one knows. They just showed up.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:06

Vastly different taste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vastly different. And everybody's supposed to be excited. It'd be like Zima.

unknown 1:30:11

Zima?

SPEAKER_17 1:30:12

Like a Jolly Rancher. No, this tastes like seven up. So I like it.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:15

I'll uh I'll give you a little look see here, PJ. This is uh Oh, look at that. So we'll get to our talent or bachelor's right here. Nice. Here we go.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:26

All right, here we go. Oh, I can't wait to see this fucking Molly goddamn crew.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:33

Oh, just wait.

SPEAKER_26 1:30:36

Good morning, Julia. That's my fucking coochie that's hanging out.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:40

She's got a big beaver.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:42

I kind of want I I like look, I almost looked.

SPEAKER_20 1:30:46

I almost looked.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:47

Like, oh really?

SPEAKER_18 1:30:49

Is it? Is it? Sorry.

SPEAKER_28 1:30:50

Here we go.

SPEAKER_18 1:30:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_28 1:30:55

Nice ass. I bet you that shit farts hard as f.

SPEAKER_17 1:30:58

What are you? Rose.

SPEAKER_28 1:31:01

Nice ass.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:02

Yep, no, we're we're we're gonna let that guy go. So there's one. He's already gone. No, he's gone. Gone. Yo, come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:09

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:10

I like his gloves. We have standards.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:14

I like his gloves. I'm I'm impressed. Right off the bat.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:16

Solid gloves.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:17

It's gonna go downhill after the gloves. Yep. White monster, baby.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:22

White monster.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:23

White monster. Uh necklace.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:27

Yeah, look at that. You can lead him everywhere. The piercings.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:32

I don't like that as a thing.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:33

He drinks white monster because there's a white monster in hand.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:36

White monster. His nails.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:40

Sick teeth. So that's one fit. Okay. He's got a he's got a physical presence.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:44

He's a quiet type. Oopsie cat me tabbin. Tabbing. Steven Stevens here, 47 single.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:55

Grinding my teeth because I just took a big line of coke. Uh don't know what I'm fucking doing out here. Yeah. Yeah, you had too much coke, dog. Oh my god, you are tweaking, brother.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:16

Oh yeah. Let me get in there.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:44

So that guy is a comedian. And he has multiple characters. And that's when it's a good thing. We love to throw in Steven Stevens for Taylor. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:32:56

Did you want it?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:59

I have a thing for him. Wow. I wouldn't have to change my last name either.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:02

Well, she likes inflatable hot tubs.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:05

And convenient.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:07

Look, 52nd between 9th and 10th, for about 16 years, I had my small two-bedroom, I had my own backyard, and I had a hot tub back there.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:14

Whoa. Every night.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:16

Living the highlights. Every soaking in the tub. It was f like every snowfall, I'd have the people over. When the blackout happened in New York. Oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_19 1:33:26

Oh. Grandpappy.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:29

Now, uh, this guy's 28.

SPEAKER_19 1:33:32

Oh. Yeah. Why is it looking hot?

SPEAKER_11 1:33:34

I don't know. I just made that up. I don't like that he's looking down and he's in front of the exit door. You're not getting out. Yeah. Yeah, no, this is a murder thing.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:54

I don't like that he got a sleuth. Oh, here he is.

SPEAKER_15 1:34:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_25 1:34:00

Here he is. I am a neuropsychologist with PhD. But don't let that scare you. I don't bite. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:10

No, we thought you actually have so much hair in your neck, we thought you were a wolf neck.

SPEAKER_25 1:34:13

Yeah, it is not a disorder that you can't work with. There's nothing wrong. It's called a hair trimmer dog. Uh I am Dr. David Stein, but my friends call me Bruce. I tried to swim in high school. You did. How did that? Oh my god. Bruce? Because you didn't know my name. Okay, because you just did Bruce. You look like a majestic sea animal. Jitty! Jitty! I will do to you what you want those men with six packs to do to you. I will try harder. The type of woman I'm looking for. Passionate, tall, beautiful, dark eyes, getting creatures. With her hips? I believe in God. Um, I was raised Jewish. I would love to experience Jesus, this guy's a fucking train wreck. I think he's gonna cry.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:12

This is the first time this guy's ever gotten out of his house.

SPEAKER_25 1:35:17

Just Harry. There's nothing wrong with being confident. I'm not the kid in eighth grade anymore. Well, I'm a man like that. I don't know, buddy. I don't know.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:26

I don't know about that. This guy. Yo, yo. Yeah, buddy.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:33

Big Dick Randy.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:34

Oh, of course you are.

SPEAKER_19 1:35:36

Big Dick Randy.

SPEAKER_18 1:35:36

If you give your name.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:39

Oh yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:41

I doubt it. All the candy round that are not been down. Yeah, that's it. So I'll go to town.

SPEAKER_14 1:35:48

Right. With that. There you go. Yeah, on a good day. Oh!

SPEAKER_11 1:35:52

Oh Mickey Rourke, look out. Mickey Rourke. Sebastian Bach, maybe.

SPEAKER_18 1:36:00

Woo! I woke up. This is the thing that I I get. So they recorded this. They looked at it.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:09

Yeah. Tell me that. Oh. I gotta put this up.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:16

Tell me that that inspired you. Think about that whole product.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:20

That whole product.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:23

And you know, they he watched his video like 50 times before. He was like, this is good, right? This is the best one. It's the best cake. Yeah. What's funnier if he's like a foreman on a construction website? Nobody knows this why the fuck is doing this shit, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:44

This is a birthday video to his buddy.

SPEAKER_18 1:36:47

And he raided his his his wife's closet and he went, if it's anything but that.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:53

But this is already too far. It's gone too far.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:55

I um it's done.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:57

Cut the Cut it! You can cut it! I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:00

Sometimes I look at him and I go, you need to fucking cut these. Dude, you didn't. You're making us watch this shit, Mr.

SPEAKER_17 1:37:05

Wog. Steven, really we're gonna go with Steven again? Steven. Am I gonna I I don't wanna make not make a friend of Steven, but Steven. Gotta press him right in the nose.

Social Media Boundaries And Sanity

SPEAKER_15 1:37:18

Oh Jesus. Get back.

unknown 1:37:21

What's going on, Taylor?

SPEAKER_10 1:37:25

You did it again, didn't you? You fucking did it again, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:31

Shut up!

SPEAKER_18 1:37:41

Oh he's uh he's just I understand.

SPEAKER_17 1:37:49

At this point I was uh one of the TikTok bachelors for TikTok Yeah, and and you didn't get picked.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:00

Yeah, sounds like a very classy.

SPEAKER_17 1:38:03

It is actually fuck nut. It's better than that fucking fedora you got on kiddo.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:12

I guess you bumped into one of my videos before. So now I guess I'm just here to sell the deal. Oh, oh, you have to admit, Taylor Lee Stevens has a pretty nice ring to it. Little does he know. Little does he know Stephen and Taylor Lee Stevens. Yes, please. I can pick you up a mother's buick and take you out to your favorite bees when you price restaurant. Maybe some load of potato skins, fried mozzarella sex, chips and salsa, whatever Taylor wants. Taylor.

SPEAKER_17 1:38:58

Taylor's fucking hungry. He's thinking about apple bees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Much of Taylor here. Actually.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:07

Set on the same side, of course. Hip to hip, hand to hip. We split a dyed coke, one coke. Two straps. You can tell me all about your animal research. I can tell you right now, mother would absolutely love you as well. Mother would love you if you're doing animal research. She'd want to pick your brain all day long. You guys would be thick as thieves.

unknown 1:39:34

Thickest thieves.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:36

But then after dinner, you know, maybe we come back to your place. I can bring over my inflatable hot tub. We can just enjoy the slot soak together after that tub. Slide right off our backs. Let them float away. Dissolve into the hot tub water. Maybe we could do one little horror movie or something while we're in the hot tub. We have to hold each other really close.

SPEAKER_17 1:40:13

Alright, I I I need a gong.

SPEAKER_10 1:40:16

I need a fucking gong. Don't tell me this goes on for the rest of this minute here. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:25

Taylor Lee. Taylor Lee. That's so nice. So if you know that sounds interesting to you, little Taylor Lee, then please let me know. Because I'll be right here. Just wait for it. Or you know, maybe we get together, you know, do a little episode of the podcast together. It could be face to face. Hopefully you wouldn't make me laugh until I farted. If I did, you know, I guess it would fit within the podcast or whatever. Mother would not be happy with me, but whatever. Anyways, I wish you all the best.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:08

Thanks.

unknown 1:41:09

And uh let me know.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:14

Wow, that was explosive.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:16

That was amazing.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:17

That was fantastic. Where do you know where he's based out of? I don't think we can pick anybody but that.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:22

I know, why?

SPEAKER_17 1:41:23

Like how do you even go for that?

SPEAKER_11 1:41:24

For a while that he might live in Tulsa?

SPEAKER_10 1:41:28

That's what I thought. That's what for some reason in Tulsa.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:32

Um but it might be like Arkansas. I can't remember. But I I thought Tulsa. But yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:39

And you're stopping rounds.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:41

Is that what he's Steven Stevens? Steven Stevens, I love you, buddy. I'm just busting. That's a quick pick. That's an easy quick pick right there, though. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_21 1:41:54

Right now, hot the bowder, Steve O.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:56

Yep. Oh, we're not good thanks for.

SPEAKER_21 1:41:58

I had uh I got it excited.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:01

Just a flow. Had that little uh surprise video in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:07

Surprise me. So that was awesome.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:09

To let you in on another one I did for her. Uh huh. There's a guy, his name is Big Proper on TikTok. Yeah. And he's a country music artist.

SPEAKER_10 1:42:22

Number one country album.

TikTok Reactions: Comedy And Cringe

SPEAKER_11 1:42:24

17 new country relationships. Lisa's 17. And I got in touch with him to give her a personalized shout out. Oh wow. I'm cre I'm gonna throw a wig on.

SPEAKER_10 1:42:35

That one was pretty scary. You should do a that one Big Proper was pretty scary.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:40

I'm gonna send you some I'm uh not on TikTok. Do uh something that I'm gonna I want to chase the tail. Yeah. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:49

Put uh one of their wigs on.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:50

Please do. Please do.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:52

One of the wigs. I'll throw it into a TikTok bachelor by surprise.

SPEAKER_17 1:42:56

We'll have Hunter come on. I want to talk. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:02

Mustn't not do it.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:04

If we want to, we can do a TikTok talent show. What's that? I got some musical artists.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:12

Oh, can I be Simon Cowell? I will tear these people apart.

SPEAKER_13 1:43:15

Alright.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:16

See, the problem is, I've never been oh, yeah, please. I've karaoke is hard because I grew up in New York and I knew Broadway singers who hadn't been on Broadway, and they did the fucking karaoke. And they would just fucking blow your shit away. Oh, geez. So when I go to karaoke.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:30

That sounds not fair.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:32

Kind of not, but then you'd see even like you what so yeah, I have my weird standard standards for karaoke. Okay, come on now. I make no apologies. If you're gonna put it online, I'm gonna tear it the hell apart. Yeah. I should have cut it.

SPEAKER_26 1:43:48

Count, bitch.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:49

Oh. Dog sparking in the background. I love it. I love it. Here we go. What the hell? TikTok talent show. Leading it off with Big Proper.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:05

Oh, Big Proper.

SPEAKER_18 1:44:09

Let's do this. No, I've done it. We will. No, no. That is all I needed. I want a buzzer. This bitch is gone. Skip it. Skip it.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:20

We're gonna listen to it all, then I'll pause it. No way in hell.

SPEAKER_18 1:44:24

We gotta gong show that shit, man.

SPEAKER_17 1:44:25

I am not listening as fuck. Just listen. I love you, big proper.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:31

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 1:44:32

He's lucky there's not a uh a hunter in the woods shooting at him. Thinking that was like a death knell.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:41

What's funny is you can tell that somebody's recording this and he's got a speaker right behind him playing the song. Yeah!

SPEAKER_12 1:44:49

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_17 1:44:54

Yeah. I guess? No, no. He's gone. You got the You can't have the show. He's done. Yeah, I want to wait. No, no, yeah. You gotta alter that. You gotta be able to cut these mofos off because Daddy don't got the time.

SPEAKER_21 1:45:19

Daddy. Oh!

SPEAKER_18 1:45:20

I don't even need to hear. Oh.

SPEAKER_17 1:45:23

Um big crunchy singer. Oh, I thought I thought he's getting an operation.

SPEAKER_28 1:45:38

And my love lies going up here.

SPEAKER_18 1:45:41

No, stop it. We're encouraging these people. So now this guy is gonna be so thrilled. Girl, I don't know. This them, them are gonna be very, very thrilled. Oh, exposure! Oh, I got exposure. They played me on the show.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:56

Come on now. Or is this gonna up their numbers? Or I just discovered another serial killer.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:03

Something's wrong with that person.

SPEAKER_11 1:46:05

Come on! I wanna be on the right side of justice. Well then call the cops.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:10

Call the cops again!

SPEAKER_18 1:46:14

This fucker recorded this! Watched it!

SPEAKER_28 1:46:18

Watched it! And decided gonna get some juicy pussy tonight. Sounds right. I mean you know the cream is always gonna be the same.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:45

You lost me. I mean, you know, not a bad voice. Oh boy. Oh, come on. Are you going to serial killer central? I think so. Look at this guy.

SPEAKER_11 1:46:56

I think my TikTok.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:57

What the fuck did this guy think I should have a video of myself? Oh, it's just sexiest blue eyes.

SPEAKER_19 1:47:04

Jingabell, Jingabell, Jingabell, Rack. Jingabell sway.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:10

Jingabell rings.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:12

Oh, I just thought we needed to include some Christmas music again.

SPEAKER_22 1:47:17

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:18

Everybody in the I love this song. Spirit of Christmas. My little daughter loves this song. She wouldn't love this song anymore.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:34

Skip.

SPEAKER_18 1:47:39

Oh, come on. I just don't get it. Does anybody look at their stuff anymore and say, you know what?

SPEAKER_17 1:47:45

This is a I shouldn't I shouldn't share this. I know. You know what? Oh, this was a mistake.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:50

That's what I think. I'm gonna fucking burn this shit.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:53

Oh, are they are they real is he watching? Is this motherfucker watching this and saying, God damn it? Fuck now.

SPEAKER_18 1:48:01

That sounds great.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:02

Now why didn't they ever get me on idle?

SPEAKER_18 1:48:05

Because you know there's people like that.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:06

I do want everyone to know.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:09

I did cut that one.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:11

You did. It went on and on. Okay, good. It went on and on.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:14

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:48:14

Alright, what's his fucking name? Smelly, blue eyes.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:21

There is nothing smiley. There's nothing sexy. And they're barely blue. Okay. You barely oh oh Michael. Because I needed another tribute show.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:30

Okay, here's what I'm gonna say leading up to this. It's not good. I hate how catchy I think this song is.

SPEAKER_14 1:48:39

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:40

I'm just gonna lay that out there.

SPEAKER_14 1:48:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:42

Here we go.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:49

Stop touching this stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:58

Feeling it. Wait, voice demand.

SPEAKER_14 1:49:08

He's feeling it, dude.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:11

Oh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. You are so not a Michael Jackson person, dog. Alright. You it looks like you just kept stubbing your toe.

SPEAKER_11 1:49:22

I kept hearing that song in my head.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:25

Dude. You what for a second I thought you were serious. And then I realized I was on the fart show. That was on the fart show. Maybe he doesn't. Oh no, no, he doesn't like that. Oh, this guy. Oh, this guy. This guy's gonna bring it home. Yeah. Oh, with the lights up top, too. He put that up special.

SPEAKER_26 1:49:48

Yeah, these are fucking.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:59

Oh, feel it, baby. Why are you spanking yourself? You're in a rodeo?

SPEAKER_28 1:50:07

You gave it away. No.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:17

Alright. Now, alright, no, now you're gonna look at that, buddy. And you're gonna say that. And you're never gonna give that to anybody. Please fucking God, don't give that to anybody.

unknown 1:50:28

He posted it.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:29

Oh, wait. Now, if you don't like this.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:33

You guys throw me, huh?

SPEAKER_11 1:50:37

This is a banger right here. Banger. All right, come on.

SPEAKER_10 1:50:40

Banger. Certified banger.

SPEAKER_29 1:50:42

That's right. Uh, never a regular, always been a hustler. Vicarist and genetic, homie. You can't touch us. Hang your wrist. Hip in the mall examples. Who wanna fight? Homie, I see a mall taking flight. I'm the man in the foot of century, playing for my adversaries. Homie, I'm packing my artillery and still defeat. You claim that you hardcore, I'm a bring the host. Like we plays in the filling Jeep. Okay. Homie, don't have me. Right it in the clutch, homie, touch, don't deny. Fifty oh three, homie constantly crying. Don't get drive. I don't want the stars nor the mood. I'm trying to look up for my family and trying to feed my whole platoon. You guys are good. You know who I be, heck this game. And I'ma rep O C and all my OG that's set the foundation. Don't ever take shit, homie. Hit them with the next homie. Step aside, take it like your owner. Raising up the mighty line of homie, you're not proached like karma. Yeah. Yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:04

Did you just like that or something? Huh? Did you just like that or something? That's pretty good. I was waiting for somebody to fart. That's just a normal future.

SPEAKER_11 1:52:14

I put awful people in this, and I put really good things in this too. Just so, just so we can see actually talent.

SPEAKER_18 1:52:22

Yeah, no, no. He's winning so far. That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_29 1:52:29

Thank you, brother.

SPEAKER_18 1:52:30

Yeah, man. That's rotting. Oh well man, that was it.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:40

Karaoke, man. If we never had to have karaoke again, I'd be okay. Some people just really do think they're good.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:50

Some people just love it.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:51

They just really think they're good. I just don't how do you listen to yourself and say, mm-hmm I'm gonna share this. Legacy dropping free dropping Friday. I just want to hit him with a brick. Oh my god, shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, shut up.

SPEAKER_18 1:53:16

You untalented son of a bitch. You're so lucky you have a camera. I can't get these 30 seconds back. What's going on here?

SPEAKER_17 1:53:27

Oh, and this is his dad. Who? Papa. This is Uncle Harry. This is good. I hope it's good. He might be he might have a little bit of Mel Torme or something. Or Lawrence Welk, maybe.

SPEAKER_10 1:53:38

I looked at you. God damn it. You stole my heart. You were all that I had to play. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 1:53:46

I wanted to allow this shit to happen. How long does it take to find this bad of material? Not that long for this fucking day.

SPEAKER_10 1:54:00

This TikTok's probably.

SPEAKER_11 1:54:01

I have destroyed my algorithm.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:07

You wouldn't let it.

SPEAKER_17 1:54:12

But truly, I honestly feel all these fucking things are way too long. They're not funny by the end. They're just atrocious by the end.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:19

I don't know why people get like we begin to rock.

SPEAKER_17 1:54:23

Pretty terrible.

SPEAKER_11 1:54:28

I just envision our dad being on the city. I got you. Yeah. Doing this.

SPEAKER_22 1:54:36

He doesn't know how to work on it.

SPEAKER_11 1:54:37

I still forced my dad to cut it in 30 seconds. You know, in his music room. Where there's absolutely no music being there. We begin to rock.

SPEAKER_17 1:54:50

I mean, I'll give the kid I'll give the kid credit. You know? No, I'm not gonna give him any credit, actually.

SPEAKER_11 1:55:02

It feels like he's beginning to rock. It feels like the medication is hitting and he's about to fall asleep.

SPEAKER_17 1:55:08

It's in this weird place where it's almost not bad enough to be funny. Yeah. It's just enough to be kind of sad.

SPEAKER_10 1:55:17

Honestly, all of these are just fucking sad. I like pop.

SPEAKER_17 1:55:23

Oh, this one's oh, evanescence. I know she oh yeah. Oh, she's f look at those nasal flares.

unknown 1:55:35

Like open.

SPEAKER_18 1:55:39

I I can't. You mean you can't?

SPEAKER_21 1:55:44

You can't just fucking do it.

SPEAKER_10 1:55:45

You're the one who put all this bullshit. You probably spent half an hour just putting shit in a fucking binder.

SPEAKER_21 1:55:52

Shit in a binder.

SPEAKER_10 1:55:53

Shit in a folder. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_11 1:55:56

Throw her out. Throw her out. Throw it out. Amy Leah's my like rock uh crush. Wonderful. And uh hurt? This is not it. No, no.

SPEAKER_15 1:56:16

Oh, it's such great vibrato in your voice. Oh yeah, the breathiness.

SPEAKER_21 1:56:22

Oh, yeah, I'm rocking now. The dog. I didn't realize the whole thing was gonna be occupelled. Before I come, I'm done.

Talent Amid Noise: Calling The Good

SPEAKER_17 1:56:30

Say it's a big thing. It's the really on point gesticulating. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna hold your microphone or your your fucking earphones. She went to hold the non-existent earphones. I'm gonna like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:51

I had a whole lot of random. This is my buffalo's rebuttal. Shit in plain sight. Nothing to hide me, was hoping the rain might. I spot a farmer, the barn over yonder. He's shaking his head like it ain't right. Spending in a field, feel it rain on your skin like the Pasha bending field, man. That farmer looks pissed. And I'm unaware how rude it is. What you got against free nutrients? Yep. Got a message, man. I just got betrayed by my bitch. So fast. You can't spell disaster without this as catastrophic. Is he excited about his ass?

unknown 1:57:32

I'll take a dump in the rain.

SPEAKER_17 1:57:34

Is he happy about taking a dump in the rain? I kind of appreciate that a little bit. I shit in the woods all the time. So but then I felt like he was kind of embarrassed about it a little bit at the end. And then he was judging his own asshole with his own face. He was kind of mad about his own ass a little bit.

SPEAKER_10 1:57:47

I feel like, or he's like, But I always had a had a fear of shitting in a field and just going, dude, if a farmer walks up right now, you better be cool about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drop a trout.

SPEAKER_18 1:57:58

Last thing you want to do.

SPEAKER_10 1:57:59

I'm a land surveyor. So I'm not just like randomly working on the city. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you've got to drop. No gas stations for 50 miles. I understand.

SPEAKER_17 1:58:10

I have been caught in that predicament on these roads. You better I make sure there's a half in there, dog. I don't fuck around anymore. I tried. Because I'm like, I've had two instances since moving here where I'm like, fuck, there might not be one.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:27

And if there is one, it's probably nicer outside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:58:30

Yeah. I might not survive going there. Correct. Yep. Yep. I am not putting my vest.

SPEAKER_17 1:58:35

This guy I have high hopes for. I don't. I don't. I just don't know.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:40

I didn't vest. The vest and the t-shirt are both way too big for his body.

SPEAKER_11 1:58:44

Which could use. Here's what I have a problem with. He's a real small dude. I don't like it when t-shirts are tucked in.

unknown 1:58:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:58:53

Well, that's kind of good. I don't agree. I don't do that.

SPEAKER_17 1:58:58

I've done it on occasion with a with a vest. I've noticed sometimes a vest can be good with a t-shirt untucked. And depending on the pants, it should be tucked in sometimes. Sometimes. Very rarely. Very rarely.

SPEAKER_10 1:59:09

That's just why I'm saying because sometimes tucked in kind of better.

SPEAKER_17 1:59:11

Kind of better. Slightly. Depends. Gotta have the right little for some reason as I've gotten older. You can't go in. We're not talking this. We're not talking straight up like that guy. There's gotta be the little bit of a little free.

SPEAKER_10 1:59:25

You're talking a French tuck.

SPEAKER_17 1:59:26

I'm just talking French tuck. Yeah, a little fold. This guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's doing straight. He's going straight up. He's got that thing curled around his nad.

SPEAKER_11 1:59:36

Let's see uh how good is freestyle.

SPEAKER_18 1:59:39

It's a onesie.

SPEAKER_17 1:59:41

It's a onesie plucked in. It's a rap. This guy's gonna rap.

SPEAKER_08 1:59:46

You can catch down at a dive bar pub down on Main Street. Yeah, I know. I can see that motherfucker. And he doesn't even make it jeans to the vest.

SPEAKER_10 2:00:00

Cue'd up all wrong.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:02

Party shots underneath. He ain't worked a day in them. He's also forgetting it. With him Southern Broadway.

SPEAKER_10 2:00:08

Like we loses the beat.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:10

Just living our best life.

SPEAKER_10 2:00:12

He's just telling a shitty story.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:15

Who recorded this?

SPEAKER_10 2:00:16

With a terrible cadence.

SPEAKER_11 2:00:17

His buddy's like, dude, you're so good at freestyle.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:20

He should post this.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:20

Just do this. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the finale. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:24

Finale.

SPEAKER_13 2:00:26

I'm just a good one.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:28

Oh! These are so horrifying. Each person is someone I desire to never see again. Rocky Like Hurricane by the Scorpions.

SPEAKER_11 2:00:39

Let's see if you think this guy has talent.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:41

Oh, I'm sure Titar is gonna just roll me over. Oh no.

SPEAKER_15 2:00:48

Oh, it's so uncomfortable. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. They're so squishy.

SPEAKER_18 2:00:57

Alright, now stop. I appreciate the little I appreciate the whammy bar? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 2:01:03

He's really got one way bigger than the other, too.

SPEAKER_18 2:01:06

I don't want to look at them long enough.

SPEAKER_10 2:01:10

I'm staring at that right one hard.

SPEAKER_18 2:01:14

Drooping in a weird way, dude, right?

SPEAKER_17 2:01:16

It's got like a side droop. There's like a boob on the boob on the side that we can't even see that's got a fits on it.

SPEAKER_11 2:01:24

Don't catch the details, others won't.

SPEAKER_17 2:01:26

Dude, you can see it.

SPEAKER_18 2:01:28

I'm telling you. That's like fucking.

SPEAKER_17 2:01:30

One of them's a one cup, or one of them's a two-cup. There's some Harry Potter fucking shit going on there. No Sferatsu's on his fucking booby, man. Stop it. Stop it. Who said? Did anybody somebody tell that guy that he doesn't that don't ever do that again? Somebody please.

SPEAKER_11 2:01:49

I don't think he has those kind of friends. I don't think he has it.

SPEAKER_20 2:01:55

Smoking bar. Cinnamon rolls in my room.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:08

Not every inspiration should be recorded, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_14 2:02:13

Some of them should be left in the dust. This fucking guy.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:18

This guy. Even if I got a bit. Real bad, I'ma wait like five or ten minutes. I ain't going in the bathroom after you shitted.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:32

Shitted.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:33

Even if you say the dookie don't stink, I'ma ticket. I ain't going in there after you shitted.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:39

Wait, isn't that the guy who's don't don't? Right? The first one you said, don't do it. Now he should have just stopped there. If you set that standard, we don't talk about the don't shitted because it's stinky in the back.

SPEAKER_11 2:02:54

That is true.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:55

Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:56

Well, the recorder in the van was the winner of American War.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:59

Yeah, I'd have to say he's the only one that has showed any modicum of anything that was salvageable as far as talent goes. I mean, he still could have like, I mean, I was ready, I was ready for a break. I was ready for like a you know a change. He kind of just stayed all the same. But you know, yeah. I'd ride in his car. I mean, not metaphorically.

SPEAKER_11 2:03:18

I wouldn't go in the bathroom after him, though. No.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:21

Uh-uh. None of them. No. Not a damn one of them.

SPEAKER_11 2:03:24

No. Ain't nothing.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:26

I found myself most of those I was looking more at his tattoos than I was at those fuckers. Because after a while, I just stopped looking and I was like, God damn, that's a fucking serious demon on your leg. Oh yeah. That's some dark ink, man. That's badass.

SPEAKER_10 2:03:37

Oh, me?

SPEAKER_17 2:03:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:40

He got his arm.

SPEAKER_10 2:03:41

Yeah, yeah. Jeez. This is my new boy. This is my new tattoo artist right here. He does a lot of cool shit.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:48

Uh God, uh, the artist. Um can't think of the artist now. That's really good, man. But yeah, that's why I was, I was, I was, yeah. Uh, I mean, these so much talent. This newest one right here is pretty killer. How long was that one, yo?

SPEAKER_10 2:04:03

Uh, like three hours. Three? Really? Not too long. That's pretty fucking quick. Pretty quick. Yeah, he's fast with it. Everything on my leg, each piece is probably two to three hours. Because there's so much shading in that. That's dope. That's all I want now. Bunch of dark shit. Okay. Wow. Get the ladies. I got one day.

SPEAKER_17 2:04:22

I ain't gotta worry about that shit. I got the handlebar.

SPEAKER_10 2:04:26

I still don't know what this is. It's just there. It happened one day and I can't, you can't go back. What do you mean it happened one day? It just landed on your face. I can't grow a beard. So I was like, let's see what this must be. It fucking grew. It was pretty cool. How long you've been growing that? That just didn't happen yesterday. You've been growing that shit for a bit. Well, no, I could cut cut shave it off and it'd grow right back pretty fast. Really? Yeah. Oh, but I've had it now for a few years.

unknown 2:04:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 2:04:53

I think.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:54

I thought.

SPEAKER_10 2:04:56

Time is not very real in my head.

SPEAKER_17 2:04:58

No.

SPEAKER_10 2:04:59

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_17 2:05:00

We're having an awkward conversation about a man's mustache right now. Do we all realize?

Tattoos, Image, And Character Looks

SPEAKER_02 2:05:04

Yeah. Yep. So what we do?

SPEAKER_17 2:05:11

We can talk about his chin hairs.

SPEAKER_01 2:05:12

Chin hairs.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:13

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 2:05:13

It's so long.

SPEAKER_17 2:05:14

I saw the thing you did where they died that. There was a moment where I was like, what the fuck is that? Oh, okay. They died.

SPEAKER_11 2:05:23

They colored your beard. They wanted it. And I was like, if I can find the right stuff, I'm willing to do it.

SPEAKER_10 2:05:29

I'm not gonna lie, before you left, that shit freaked me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_11 2:05:32

It was weird looking.

SPEAKER_13 2:05:33

It was not funny.

SPEAKER_10 2:05:39

That's a choice. It was bold choice. Bold choice. I that uh I think it made the character look good for sure.

SPEAKER_11 2:05:49

That was one project that I had some of the most fun on. Nice. I really got to uh bring that that character to life. Nice. And I got to just go full throttle crazy. I stabbed a bitch. Nice. And I can't wait to see. Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_13 2:06:11

I got to kill this. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:13

As I was wanted to stab the bitch, I guess. But that was really fun. Uh we filmed in uh filmmakers ranch.

SPEAKER_17 2:06:20

Oh, nice. I've heard really fun things about that.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:23

I haven't had a chance to film anything there, but it's they got some fantastic technology in this building. So it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_17 2:06:30

Um was that uh uh was that like uh something you had been working on, or uh writer reach out kind of stuff?

SPEAKER_11 2:06:36

That was uh someone put out, you know, a little casting call in one of the uh actor groups and uh on Facebook, and I hadn't booked anything in a while. And I saw that and I was like, you know what? I think that's the kind of character I could fully get into. Yeah. And and really clearly they agreed. Yeah. Kudos. And uh I can't wait to see how they uh cut it all together. Yeah, that's always the thing.

SPEAKER_14 2:07:06

That's always the thing.

SPEAKER_11 2:07:07

But I do know I gave it 110%, and I can't wait to see how that plays off. Uh cool thing, they they had a I get shot in the head, and so we got to do a whole like uh blood split. Yeah, so I can't wait to see how that turned out. They they showed me some footage that they caught on the camera there on scene, and it it was pretty cool. So it'll look better, you know, after they've done it.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:38

Look forward.

SPEAKER_11 2:07:39

Yeah, I can't wait. Can't wait to see that.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:42

Yeah, I started to rack up the times that I'd been like killed on like how many different ways. I think I think I stopped at like 55 different ways that I've been killed.

SPEAKER_13 2:07:52

That's a lot of death.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:53

Blown up, incinerated, poisoned, shot, shot, and the thing, stab, stab. Yeah, it just goes, yeah. Stabs burned up.

SPEAKER_11 2:08:03

And it's cool to learn how they do those ones. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:06

You know how well sometimes you're not even it's not, you know, you're not even close, but as I was saying to you guys, I just had my uh a whole thing, I had my neck kind of cut open. But man, this guy from the Hellraiser movies like just came in and pop in uh two hours. It was like you could stick your hand in my throat.

SPEAKER_13 2:08:25

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 2:08:26

Yeah, when uh when I was on the lowdown, um the scene, the first scene I'm in, uh they burned two bodies.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:08:37

And to see how they set up that whole thing was really cool to see.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:41

My boy Carrie was at the end who got who has the whole uh situation with the feathers. Uh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's from New York. He happens to be a buddy of mine. That was wild. Yeah, he that was a fun. Look like a very intense shoot. Yes. And it's just a great show, dude.

SPEAKER_11 2:09:00

Oh, I I really like that show.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:03

Damn it. He's he's he's a very good storyteller.

SPEAKER_11 2:09:08

And I uh I never realized I've liked him in other movies, but Ethan Hawke was just amazing in that show. And the the other scene I'm in, he was on set that day, so I got to see him work in person, and it was like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:29

Yeah, man, he's always he's it's funny. Him and Sam Rockwell have kind of been. It's one of those things like over the years, you audition for things, you're watching a movie, and you're like, wait a minute, how do I know this so well? And you look back, you're like, oh, Rockwell forgot that fucking part. Uh but they're always so good, and every time I see them speak about the craft or speak about the process or speak, it's always unlike hook, line, sinker, and and sympatical with what they say.

SPEAKER_13 2:09:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:58

And I've heard nothing but great things about him. And yeah, his performances are I mean, fuck, dude, that guy's career from dead poets, and on and on and on and on and on. He's always doing great work. And this thing that he just did about um oh god, the musicians. Uh Hart uh uh he's got a film out right now where he's got like a comb over, and he's playing something. Uh I don't know the time period, but if I want to say 50s, but it might be wrong. But Rogers and Hart and when they sprit up to become or vice versa. And it's just he he's unrecognizable. Unrecognizable.

Practical Effects, Kills, And SFX Stories

SPEAKER_11 2:10:31

It's so cool to see those people that kind of grew up acting in movies that you've liked to actually see them work in person.

SPEAKER_17 2:10:44

It's yeah, it's always cool to sort of when you get to bump into the ones that you enjoy. I got a chance to work with like Oliver Platt on Chicago Med. And we were having a hard issue with something. And I was I was just like the patient, a different storyline, but I was in the bed and he was visiting, but they were trying to figure something outside. And he happened to be in the room, and I was like, I think I could just do what if they just tried this? I think this would solve the thing. Literally. Oliver's gonna say, Hey, I think PJ's got a good I mean, it just made me feel whatever, acknowledged that this cat who's a career I had, you know, far too long into my life, probably into my mid-30s, I had one wall where I would just take the black and whites out of all the entertainment weeklies and the vanity fairs, and it would change who's on the wall, who's not on the wall. From the minute I got to New York to people were like, This is a little creepy dog. But it was always a fucking inspiration for me to sort of have all, and you know, I've I've gotten to work with a couple of the good ones, which is really I hope I'll get some more chances too. But yeah, people's work has always been interesting.

SPEAKER_11 2:11:51

Well, and to see like someone like Ethan Hawk on set, and you can tell kind of what we talked about, just try to have fun in that audition process.

SPEAKER_14 2:12:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:12:03

To see a big name actor having fun on set, just like I'm here to fucking play. Let's get it. You should lead with joy, and also knowing that he wasn't he wasn't married to the specific line in the script. Because each take, he did a little something, juiced up this part. Should be you know what I mean? Just just to see that you don't have to remember that line word for fucking word.

SPEAKER_17 2:12:40

In that bring it some life, or in that moment, that wording, if you take the the and add an ING or IN instead of a G at the end, sometimes little tweaks like that. I've never encountered anybody who's gonna have an issue with that. You know, you you don't want to change lines to bring the character easier for you. You want to be careful of the act of doing that. It's always something to happen. But meeting in the middle or finding something that feels within the sandbox that you've set up, you know, a little more comfortable. I do it the minute I start working on something. If something feels clunky, I'll have another version of it. Just so that it's out there in and then I start to see those on the page, and that becomes part of the memorization process almost inadvertently. And then they're just kind of in the ether to poke and grab at in the work without any trying to go for any results. You know, they're never the intention, I'm gonna go in to change this. Uh no, it's you've led me down a care path with this character that this I don't know if that makes sense. Tell me if I'm wrong. You know, I'm I'm always looking for that kind of undoing the jigsaw puzzle of the guy for a specific thread to pull in this moment, you know.

SPEAKER_11 2:14:01

Well, PJ, what what do you have coming up in the future that you can talk about? Sometimes we can't.

SPEAKER_14 2:14:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:14:10

But things you can talk about, what do you what are you excited for? What do you have coming up?

SPEAKER_17 2:14:14

I God, this this thing has just kind of dropped in my lap in the last week that I wasn't expecting. But the sandbox, which is this thing that I run, which is a cold reading series where I get uh six writers bring in ten pages of new material. I pick the actors out of the audience, we read it, and then we have drinks after. It's not rocket science. That they're we're gonna we're gonna make a TV show out of it.

unknown 2:14:41

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_17 2:14:42

Damn. We're gonna have a studio. We have some I'm gonna I can get to be the lead creative and producer. I have some people that have come to see it and were really blown away by it. And they said, I think we can make a TV show out of this. And I said, I I think you're absolutely right. And there's nothing that's really like it. And the beautiful thing, it's just about creativity. It's about spontaneous instinct and going for it and seeing how things fly, and there's enough good work. I mean, I'm getting, you know, forty something scripts now, at least for a month to sort of whittle down to six. Yeah. You know, and more, and ones that are, you know, from the past that I've had to pass over, and I've figured out really good ways to sculpt. And so, you know, I I basically had a year and a half to sort of vet actors that I think uh, you know, can be sort of a troupe, and I've vetted like a whole writer's room of some of the best writers in Tulsa.

SPEAKER_15 2:15:40

That's cool.

Big Names On Set: Lessons In Play

SPEAKER_17 2:15:42

So yeah, I uh in in January it's gonna it's gonna go down. And it uh I think if we don't shit the bet on the first one, there's really interest to like keep it going, and we have other states that are already interested in the idea. I just didn't know that was gonna be something that I was gonna be doing. But I yeah, yeah, it's very it's very well like when the podcast suddenly had to become a live show. I was like, well, let's bring a game show, let's have all the other guests that we've had come in. And that turned out to be really like there's ways in which I'm trying to pull threads on this kind of stuff that seems to be working. Good, and the work's good. We have a hundred, you know, we have an audience of like a hundred people now in the theater, and that's what's the best part of it. It's not like I think this is good. Yeah, no, we did you see that reaction? Like that's when it gets exciting for people. I'm not pitching to you that my thing is good. We're watching it be good, and then people get excited and make it. It's the fucking best pitch deck in the world. Just letting people see the words and the right people speak it. So yeah, I'm really excited about uh figuring out how to do that. The new podcast is coming together, so we're starting to record people now because I'd sort of taking a break for that a little bit, because like we said, so much damn work.

SPEAKER_13 2:17:05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 2:17:06

Um and then there's just uh this film, there's some there's some good stuff coming out. I was involved in New Year's Rev. I think that's gonna drop nationwide this year. I don't know the specific. There's another one called Caroline of Caroline that I was in with Kira Sedgwick. That's that was up at uh they both premiered at Toronto. And there's some new things that will they come out this year or not? I don't know. I have a I have a Russian spy on a TV show for that. I have a couple episodes for a season that I thought was gonna be out by now, but it's not. That was really it was a crazy shoot that like was so cool, like so we're we're uh first day of shooting, first morning. Me and it's just all of our scenes are in a car because I'm like a spy and it's like an operative. We're gonna we have I'm in four episodes, so it's like a it's like a three-page scene, five-page scene, six-page scene, and like four, you know, it's like all banged together. We're gonna do them all day. Me and the guy, I've been there a little time to get my eye fitted for this glass eye thing that I'm wearing. We had a little bromance. We got to get to eat in the gym, or we're really excited to play. So we're sitting in the car. We're like, let's run the scene. So I'm saying, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But let's fucking go for it, man. Let's not fuck around. Not just for lines, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do it. At the end, we're like, you were slapping hands. Outside, moving on. The director heard us in the car, had already mic'd us up, already had the cameras going, didn't tell us. I don't even know what the fuck we did. So when I hear people complain about, well, hey, if I I need to create my artistic space, yeah, good luck with creating your artistic space. You better have your fucking shit together from the minute you get there.

SPEAKER_11 2:18:56

Better be ready to go.

SPEAKER_17 2:18:57

Because that, if I said to the guy who's running this show, oh geez, I don't know what was no, you say yes and you move on. And you bet, but I didn't, I was just taking in the environment. What would this cat do? He's looking at I'm windows, windows, windows. I check to see if not people come, you know, moving on. So it's like, yeah, that's thrilling. I feel like it's always on a on a on a live wire. So I don't even know what that's gonna be like because I thought there was gonna be like all this different, and it was like bang, bang, bang, bang. And like I was done. Like we just went. I thought it would take all day. We were done like in an hour or two. It's crazy. Just humming.

SPEAKER_11 2:19:42

Great, moving on. I was uh I got so disappointed. I had a uh couple of auditions for New Year's Rev. Yeah, and uh later I learned that uh one of my favorite comedians, Bobby Lee, is was here in Oklahoma on the ended up getting one of the New Year's Rev doing something. I don't know what he what he done. Oh man, I was like, man, if I had a chance.

SPEAKER_17 2:20:08

Did you audition for the gay the gas station guy? Who tears him a new asshole on the side of the road? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 2:20:16

Uh I auditioned for um like a school security guard.

unknown 2:20:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 2:20:25

School security, somebody that I'm saying, uh like I've seen the movie.

SPEAKER_17 2:20:28

I haven't seen it myself. I'm not gonna go to Toronto to see my one scene.

SPEAKER_11 2:20:32

Um that one and then for like a security guard. But anyway.

SPEAKER_17 2:20:40

Dude, I had you had such a fun time. I mean, it was a very weird time because my mom had passed, like I think a day before I had to shoot it. And I'm in a comedy, it was very bizarre. But boy, that director let me. I was making the whole cast crack up with shit that was coming out of them. I got to look at you, Kyler from OKC. Yeah, yeah. Um, he had the green hair going on. I every time that sad-looking motherfucker walked up to me, I ripped him. I I don't even remember the things that I said, but every time he was always trying to keep his straight face, but I even made him crack up over something I dropped on his ass one time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it was somebody saw the film, and it was nice to hear. He's like, There's a lot of cameos, and yours is one of them. Like, like people like Armison's in it. Fred Armison's doing a cameo. Okay, good. You know. So there's there's there's some stuff that's coming down the pike. A lot of stuff that I'm gonna, I'm basically January, I'm shooting films the entire I'm shooting two in a row here, going to New York and shooting one, coming back, and then we got that whole craziness of figuring out a TV show. But it's gonna highlight the writers and the actors here, and and it can have No, that's exciting. It yeah, it yeah. I'll I'll let you if you can come, I'd love you to come.

SPEAKER_13 2:21:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_17 2:21:59

It's uh it's something that's I did not anticipate, but um yeah, I'm I'm I'm always like, You gonna let me do that? Like I can be like a Mark Burnett. Well, fuck yeah, I'll do that. I have ideas that I can swing real quick. Yeah. So it's been very a very exciting time. Lots of stuff in the works.

SPEAKER_11 2:22:18

All right.

SPEAKER_17 2:22:19

Well, Tulsa's happening, baby.

SPEAKER_11 2:22:21

Well, Tulsa is happening. Um well, I hope everyone. One out there has a uh Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_18 2:22:29

Merry, Merry Christmas. Have a happy holiday.

SPEAKER_11 2:22:32

Happy New Year. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. I hope you know you'll be looking forward to us when we have our season six premiere sometime in March or April. And I'm not shaving.

SPEAKER_18 2:22:54

Until then.

SPEAKER_11 2:22:55

It's gonna be the episode where I'm gonna grow it out.

SPEAKER_17 2:22:58

Maybe I'll wear a Merkin. Oh my God. I'm so excited to know how it happens.

SPEAKER_15 2:23:05

How it happens.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:06

Thank you for having me. We've been working on this for quite a while. Yeah, we've been trying to make this happen. So I appreciate you taking the time.

SPEAKER_11 2:23:13

So good. I hope we didn't break you with some.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:15

No, I'm I'm I'm not I'm not dying to join TikTok. I have to say that.

SPEAKER_07 2:23:19

Now you're even more like something.

SPEAKER_10 2:23:20

Now he's like, I have a reason not to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:22

Yeah, dude. I I am I I kind of have gonna have nightmares from some of that shit.

SPEAKER_11 2:23:26

Alright, till 2026.

SPEAKER_17 2:23:27

2026, here we come, baby.

SPEAKER_18 2:23:30

Thanks a lot. Hey, you know it's time to get a star.

SPEAKER_22 2:23:34

Let me introduce you all to Shane Hard.

unknown 2:23:36

It's okay, see. Yeah, we gotta rep that. Sit back.

Looser Lines, Stronger Moments

SPEAKER_22 2:23:39

I know that you're gonna have a good laugh, bringing you the comedy that you really need. Keep it entertaining. You better believe, so let's get it poppin'. No more talk. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Harris, that's what we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Harris, that's what we want. Gonna make us laugh until we are.