Fart Harder

We kick off season six with a new motto that should not be inspiring, then let it infect everything from our hobbies to our TikTok reactions. The night turns into a rapid-fire mix of stories, live chat chaos, and a full-blown Talent Show where we rank the internet like it owes us money. 
• season six premiere energy with masks and live banter 
• “Fart Harder” as the unofficial life philosophy 
• studio wall tour with X-Men comics and figures 
• “you didn’t have to post that” videos and why they hurt 
• Winter Olympics tangent and the ski suit advantage scandal 
• new hobbies: rock climbing and growing mushrooms 
• debate over a 100-mile countryside walk and where to poop 
• land surveying story in a drained lake bed using beaver trails 
• Toilet Talk TikToks: pranks, fails, and unhinged advice 
• a wild 2026 economic rant and why it feels cursed 
• TikTok Talent Show rankings and the turd place argument 
It’ll drop on Sunday, March 15th, available on every major podcast platform. 

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Transcript

Cold Open And Season Six Setup

SPEAKER_24 2:26

We're rolling right now.

SPEAKER_35 2:27

We're rolling. We're ready.

SPEAKER_44 2:34

Hey, you know what's going on?

SPEAKER_24 2:35

Oh, there we go. Let me introduce you, Uncle Shane. I don't know what goes to look like. You heard telling me that. We should probably lift it up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_43 2:52

Chain hoggets, that's what we want. Don't that make us laugh and too we fun. Chain hoggets, that's what we want. Don't that make us laugh and too we fun.

SPEAKER_24 3:02

Sorry, TikTok, you can't hear the intro, so I don't care. Hey, we're back. Studio Tube escapes fired up and ready.

SPEAKER_22 3:13

This is season six. Six.

SPEAKER_05 3:17

Can you believe that? Season six. Premier!

SPEAKER_19 3:23

Your nose is in the idle.

SPEAKER_24 3:26

He's got this mask all sorts of messed up.

SPEAKER_22 3:30

What? It's Friday the 13th and St. Patty's weekend.

SPEAKER_24 3:36

What's going on? We have uh we have those guys.

SPEAKER_19 3:44

I can see yes, they're good. Who are they? We don't know.

SPEAKER_24 3:47

Yeah, but who are they? Who are they?

SPEAKER_35 3:49

You'll know soon enough. This thing is itchy as hell.

SPEAKER_19 3:54

Like your nostril is literally poking out of the eye hole.

SPEAKER_24 4:01

It's really me. It's not Jason Orvese. Okay. Whatever his name is. And we have my and the podcast's best friend ever.

SPEAKER_35 4:24

Oh, all right.

SPEAKER_24 4:26

And our girl working the tripod and TikTok live. And the former most okayest podcast co-host ever. AC Sue.

SPEAKER_19 4:44

I'm meaning crab Rangoon. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_24 4:47

We're back. Podcast is live, baby. We're going. So, what's going on with you guys?

unknown 4:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_24 4:58

Rangoon, and they're not saying anything.

SPEAKER_19 5:00

We don't have anybody. Rangoon.

SPEAKER_24 5:04

Oh, it's because you're yelling just to us in the room.

SPEAKER_19 5:07

Oh, we got one. No, no, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_26 5:09

No, we don't. The name of this episode is gonna be Crab Rangoon.

SPEAKER_27 5:12

Crab Rangoons! Well, you know what? All the Rangoon's.

SPEAKER_24 5:16

Yeah, masks coming off. Every time we try to do Mitchie. Aliens. They always get hot and we just end up taking them off. But I still I st I still think it's funny. I still think it's fun. Good for the intro? Yeah, it's good for the intro. Woo! Well, we're gonna play a little catch up, find out uh what everybody's been doing, any new hobbies they might have picked up, how their new year's was, and uh then we're gonna take a short intermission, and we're gonna go get on another plane of existence, spin back up the episode, and then we're gonna watch some toilet talks, and then we're gonna do a new segment. We kinda introduced it last season called Tick Talk Talent Show.

SPEAKER_41 6:24

Yeah, I'm excited.

SPEAKER_24 6:28

There's one or two bangers, and then one or two. What would you say? What would be the opposite of a banger?

SPEAKER_35 6:37

I don't know. Slanger? Why would you put that in there anyway? Wanger.

SPEAKER_24 6:41

What?

SPEAKER_35 6:41

Why why wouldn't you just go with full heat? All heat.

SPEAKER_24 6:44

Oh. Wow'd you. I don't know. There's some that are just real good, man. That you're like, okay, I gotta put that on there. Some bangers and some wangers.

SPEAKER_19 6:53

We have a a hi from King.

SPEAKER_24 6:56

From King?

SPEAKER_19 6:57

I don't know who he is, but he said hi.

SPEAKER_24 6:58

Hello, King. Hello, King. Welcome. You you guys there on TikTok live. You're getting a full frontal. This is full frontal access in the actual recording of the podcast.

SPEAKER_26 7:12

And I'm full frontal. I've said Wang twice.

SPEAKER_24 7:15

Oh. Yeah, it didn't take long. Are you trying to manifest seeing Wang? Wang. Wang. It's just gonna be as answered. Four wings. Give me four wings, please. Can we get another Wang? But I do have a uh I do have a video loaded up, and this is the theme of the podcast this season. Okay. Okay. Season six, we are gonna go hard.

SPEAKER_19 7:46

What do I do with the camera during this? What you saw?

Fart Harder Becomes The Motto

SPEAKER_24 7:49

No, you what you saw. They just see us. So that's that's all they're allowed to see. Copyrights and trademarks and shit. That's it. That's it. Here we go. So to tell everybody watching on the live, it says I wasn't feeling well, so I took myself for a walk and asked the universe to give me a sign everything will be okay. And this is what I saw. Here we go. What's the sign? I think you might be right. I think you might be right. I hope so. She walks up. Fart harder. So there's a sticker above a license plate. Fart harder. So I think that's good advice. That's the theme of the podcast season. This season, we are gonna fart harder, louder, stinkier. We're getting a lot of enjoyment out of that bumper sticker. I would really like to get one. If you want a fart harder, I'd really like that. It's just a nice positive message for everybody. It is. Fuck it. Fart harder, man. Let it rip. Let her rip.

SPEAKER_25 9:04

Fart winner.

SPEAKER_35 9:05

See, now you earlier you were saying bad advice. That's bad advice. Fart harder. Ah, come on. You know, whatever.

SPEAKER_26 9:14

That sounds like a personal issue. I can only half fart nowadays.

SPEAKER_24 9:18

So just poise pad it. Poise pad your underwear. You can fart hard all day long.

SPEAKER_19 9:26

I like how often you talk about poise pads as if you know what poise pads really are.

SPEAKER_24 9:31

It's a big old thick pad. See in the commercial. No, they're not. Go from the front to the back. Poise pads? That's what mine are. Those are panty liners. Panty liners? Yeah. No, that's like wax paper. Parchment paper.

SPEAKER_19 9:46

Do you wear panties?

SPEAKER_24 9:48

Manties. Manties?

SPEAKER_19 9:51

I'll make that face again.

SPEAKER_24 9:52

Manties. I don't know if that was the same one. Okay. Where's some men's depends? Fart hard all day long. That's better. Okay. I still think there's a poise pad that's pretty thick. I still think. That's a maxi pad. Fart hard. Risk it. Go right. Fart harder. Whatever. Oh. Keep it wrong. Commando. If you're a commando, fart hard. I I've never gone commando. Can't do it. Need briefs, baby. Need briefs. Should we make a spoof movie called Fart Hard? Because I'm bald like Bruce Willis. You make like a seven-minute video or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 10:32

Fart hard. Number two. Fart harder.

SPEAKER_35 10:34

We could do like a 10-minute series, you know.

SPEAKER_19 10:36

We could do an extended series on TikTok.

SPEAKER_35 10:38

Fart hard. Fart harder.

SPEAKER_24 10:40

Fart hardest. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 10:42

Extra wet.

SPEAKER_24 10:44

You and this wet, man. It kind of freaked me out at this point. Fart Harder. Extra wet. That's the bonus. That's the bonus disc.

SPEAKER_35 10:52

Prequel.

SPEAKER_24 10:53

Special features.

SPEAKER_35 10:54

It's like it started out wet, went dry.

SPEAKER_24 10:56

Could we bring could we bring back 3D movies? And then Fart Hard is a 3D movie?

SPEAKER_19 11:04

You mean 4D?

SPEAKER_35 11:07

That's what I was about to say, because the 3D don't make too much sense. What are you gonna do with a fart movie in 3D? Butts coming at you? Gotta feel the air.

SPEAKER_19 11:15

Yeah, 4D.

SPEAKER_24 11:16

A gas cloud of fart? Fill the theater with cloud spray. Yeah, fart spray. And the 4DX at Regal. Everybody. Regal? Or at the local Regal? Someone farts close up and you get a little spritz of something in your face.

SPEAKER_33 11:36

My mouth was open. Eggs.

SPEAKER_24 11:39

Y'all are really getting a kick out of this.

X-Men Wall Tour And Side Quests

SPEAKER_26 11:41

Oh my god. I I can't do it. King is asking about the 4D movies.

SPEAKER_19 11:46

I can't do X-Man on your wall. We have a lot of X-Mans on the wall.

Cringe TikToks And Posting Regrets

SPEAKER_24 11:50

Oh, yeah. Fucking nerds. Uh yeah. So critical stuff. 1991. Uh they did a special uh special release where they released the first uh issue with multiple covers and they make one image. So then I got the idea why not buy the figures and put them above the comic cover that they're on. I am missing some. I'm missing Beast. I'm missing Silock. And that's it. So that's what I've been on the hunt for. And they gotta be the right ones. I can't. I don't like the ones that look too goofy. So that's what we have. And over here is the first issue that Bishop is in. Bishop is my favorite X-Men. And there's Bishop Bishop up there. Juggernaut. Cable. Yeah. It's a toy store in here. She can she can pan around some more, and there's more uh don't show them the whole thing, dude. Come on, man. There's actually some movie posters that I have been a part of. I am the star of the true crime documentary called Brindley. That's up there on the wall. Below it, Jurassic Pet 3. Good job. Thank you. So there we are. There we are. There you go. There you go. Perfect. Right there. What else we have loaded up? I'm also starting like a a new thing. Nice. Excuse me. Where it's videos I find where it's like, you didn't have to post that. You know what I mean? Like you chose to record it and like hit the post button. People relate to this. Yeah. And so I have one. Here we go. I think I blinked out. Last tip.

SPEAKER_39 14:14

Last call for alcohol. I'm feeling clumsy. I'm about to fall. You got me love drunk. Drunk, I don't wanna stop. Stop. You got me love drunk. Drunk, I don't want to stop. Stop. It's official. Can't explain. I'm trusted. Can't complain. It's conditional. Can't even name. So we can go.

SPEAKER_24 14:40

There we go.

SPEAKER_39 14:41

Ooh.

SPEAKER_24 14:42

Because ad lives. The ad libs were revolutionary. You didn't have to post it. And he put sparkles in it and everything. Super Mario, like baseball jersey or baseball. What do they call that card? Yeah. Baseball jersey. And it looks like he has pads on underneath. Like he made him. He's got some wide shoulders. Yeah? For sure.

SPEAKER_19 15:07

I think it also, he's also putting his hands like kidding.

SPEAKER_24 15:12

It might be a double MVT. I'm just gonna. You might be right. You might be right.

SPEAKER_19 15:17

Just because he doesn't have legs doesn't mean he has talking about arms. No, he had arms.

SPEAKER_32 15:27

He put his hands up on it.

SPEAKER_35 15:28

Where it's paused right there. And he didn't even dip.

SPEAKER_25 15:32

He probably has a dip in.

SPEAKER_24 15:34

I went to he's for sure.

SPEAKER_35 15:36

He did that's not a man that's got a lip in.

SPEAKER_24 15:39

There's nothing in there. I uh I went to Taco Casa one time to order some tacos, and the cash uh register was being run by a a lady that had like this. I mean, she didn't have her arm tucked in, she was actually missing her arm, so she had a little nubbin. She didn't watch for a nipple. Yeah. I was like, hey, you gotta you gotta text. That's not like uh no, but I was trying not to focus and look at her arm the whole time. But you were but every time I'm or trying to say my order, she keeps like waving it, she just keeps flopping it around.

SPEAKER_19 16:21

You're gonna get canceled for that.

SPEAKER_24 16:24

Hey, fart harder, okay? Fart harder. I don't care. That is a true story. Put a tassel on it, and I couldn't help but look.

SPEAKER_19 16:32

What if sorry, you were talking about a a watch on a nipple? You know those aura rings?

SPEAKER_18 16:39

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_19 16:40

What what if someone had a nip big enough or a ring small enough to fit on a nip? Like what kind of biometric data would you get?

SPEAKER_24 16:50

It would tell you when you could lactate. It's cold and it's hot. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if a woman would have to get this notification on her phone, like, oh, your nips are hard.

SPEAKER_19 17:04

No, we definitely know.

SPEAKER_24 17:06

I feel like you would know. We're pretty aware. So, yeah, what kind of data? Right for the sucking? We all know. What?

SPEAKER_19 17:17

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_24 17:19

I don't know why Casey brought this up. She had to know right now. What kind of conversation was gonna go, right?

SPEAKER_26 17:26

Yeah. Nips. Nips. Gotta know more about the nips.

SPEAKER_24 17:32

Did anybody watch uh the winter Olympics?

SPEAKER_26 17:34

No.

SPEAKER_24 17:35

Some of it. Just the snowboard stuff. Man, I got I got bummed with uh Lindsay Vaughn getting hurt bad.

SPEAKER_19 17:48

That's the only other woman's. It's the only other woman your father's allowed to leave me for.

SPEAKER_51 17:54

That's my girlfriend. Oh, really? I'm gonna go for it. That's my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_19 17:59

Oh, it's my girlfriend. God, dude.

SPEAKER_24 18:01

What does she do? Big long ski jump. No, she does that that like fast downhill racing, slalom racing. Yeah. Where they gotta go through the gaze and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And what she did first, she like tore her ACL and stuff in like a training run. And then her doctors were able to give her the go to she still wanted to complete. Actually, actually, her ACL wasn't the reason that she crashed. I mean she was going around one of the gates, and the gates like caught, you can see it. So it was conjured in her arm just threw her. What are you talking about? Just a freak accident, man. They always do that on freaking glasses. That's fucking normal thing. They go down so fast on those. And then she got chopper lifted out. Or she didn't die.

SPEAKER_09 19:06

You know what? You're fired, okay? You didn't follow Proto. Jesus.

SPEAKER_32 19:09

Paul I watch is the knuckle hug, bro. That's it.

SPEAKER_26 19:12

And then what happened to her? Her dog died. She like broke.

SPEAKER_19 19:17

Literally. What? Yeah, I was really like, why are you insane? She had compound fractures in her leg. Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 19:23

And she was probably this close. The doctor said, there's a lot of times that we amputate the lower portion of the leg right under the knee on injuries like this. But you got to the hospital in time that they were able to reconstruct. To save it. So yeah.

SPEAKER_19 19:44

And then literally, like she got out of the hospital to find out that her dog died. Like old, like an old dog.

SPEAKER_24 19:53

She is gonna be on the top next year. On the top. I think she's probably retired. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. Come on. Come on.

SPEAKER_19 20:03

She'll be a good commentator.

SPEAKER_24 20:04

Did you know about the scandal? With her? The winter wiener scandal. Did you know about that? Huh? Well, you're about to. You're about to be learned. I told you, man. All I watch is a knuckle hook.

SPEAKER_19 20:20

Who should I put the camera on for this reaction?

SPEAKER_35 20:25

Oh, you know what this is.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

Injections became a Winter Olympic talking point. This is actually even more interesting than that headline would suggest. Just in reference to athletes in the ski jump competition of the Winter Olympics getting these injections. And obviously the question is, why would this even help? Now to be clear, no specific athletes were accused in the original report. It came up in the German tabloid build with the headline Skisprung Verbensbreaker. That's gonna be the funniest part of this enormous thousand-foot-long ramp and they just sail through the air. So you can see why having a looser fitting suit would actually help you get more lift. It'd be like one of those wingsuits where you'd want the extra fabric is right there. And in fact, just recently, a couple of coaches were given 18-month bans for manipulating the crotches of their gear. They were caught on video stitching in extra fabric to the crotch area. To prevent this, they actually do a 3D scan of the skier's body, where they are required to get scanned while only wearing tight shorts. To make sure that every athlete's gear fits their body in exactly the same way. So these injections would cause well when they do it.

SPEAKER_35 21:47

So they got the injections and go back to the five.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

And I know what you're saying. I'm trying to give you the right information. No fake news here to the point that people would notice. But you're wrong. Apparently, just a two-centimeter change in the suit can add an extra six meters to the length of the junk. The world anti-doping agency cut.

SPEAKER_32 22:16

How much does it thicken, penis?

SPEAKER_24 22:22

How big does it get? What's the injection? I'm just centimeters. Yeah, what's the stuff they're using? That's uh just curious. Can you get that on Amazon? That's an inch. I think we can.

SPEAKER_26 22:35

One shot gets you six meters. Do you hear that? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_35 22:43

Fucking stink.

SPEAKER_24 22:46

That would hurt. One shot gets you. Oh man. Wait, how long is a meter? It's at least three feet.

SPEAKER_35 22:55

3.23?

SPEAKER_24 22:59

So, how about uh I should know it, but no idea. What is it, Case?

SPEAKER_19 23:05

Oh, I don't know. What? I know that 2.2 centimeters is an inch-ish.

SPEAKER_24 23:12

How much is a meter in feet?

SPEAKER_19 23:15

They are not the same unit, and that's the 3.3.

SPEAKER_35 23:19

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_27 23:20

You're you are close.

SPEAKER_35 23:22

I should know that, but I do know US survey foot, which is actually 1.245 some shit feet. Which is fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_19 23:31

Why is that different?

SPEAKER_35 23:32

I don't fucking know. I think no idea. I just know when I do stuff, it's got to be in US survey foot, not just US foot.

SPEAKER_19 23:41

What's the unit for that? Like what's the abbreviation for that unit?

SPEAKER_24 23:44

Kind of the same, but they're dip, they're different. I don't know.

SPEAKER_35 23:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 23:47

Oh, does it not have like a US survey foot?

SPEAKER_35 23:49

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure the abbreviation actually.

SPEAKER_24 23:53

Mirrors 3.37. And a yard is exactly three feet? Yes. All right. Hey, we educate on this podcast.

SPEAKER_26 24:02

Close enough for America.

SPEAKER_24 24:05

Close enough. But do you know your paces though? Can you pace off 50 foot nice and tight? Can we build a house with measurements just close enough? Probably. Yeah, you guys.

SPEAKER_27 24:18

I feel like that's our house shot you took.

New Hobbies Rock Climbing Mushrooms

SPEAKER_24 24:21

Probably be better than a damn house built today, anyways. You might be right. You might. Anybody pick up any new hobbies in the new year? Any new hobbies? Rock kind of rock climbing. That's right.

SPEAKER_27 24:37

Oh, right, right.

SPEAKER_24 24:38

He's been rock climbing. I'll start a good thing. He's even gonna get some rock climbing shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 24:42

Yeah. It's fucking it's fun. Yeah. That's it.

SPEAKER_26 24:45

Yeah. Have you grown some?

SPEAKER_35 24:46

Huh?

SPEAKER_26 24:47

You grown some? Mushrooms? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I said I I started growing mushrooms. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, that's pretty fun.

SPEAKER_35 24:57

That sounds awesome. It's a new hobby. That's sick. Yeah. They're going well? Yeah. Good batches? Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 25:05

Beautiful.

SPEAKER_35 25:05

I'd love to be a test subject.

SPEAKER_19 25:07

Portobellas or.

SPEAKER_24 25:09

What's the other? What's the other one? Start with the S. It doesn't start with the shit. Shiitake? Shitaki. Shitaki. Those are my favorite. Morel? Morel's baby bellas?

SPEAKER_35 25:19

Ashwagandas.

SPEAKER_27 25:21

And gold.

SPEAKER_24 25:21

Is it Morel? Is that what you said? Are those really good? People go crazy for that.

SPEAKER_35 25:27

They're not bad because they're all over up in Michigan. In northern Michigan, when I lived up there, that was a big thing.

SPEAKER_24 25:32

That season comes around and everybody, you go out and you forage for morels.

SPEAKER_32 25:37

That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_24 25:38

You can light, try them up. Yeah, Justin is like what what to me? Because I don't, I'm not the biggest fan of mushrooms. To me, it just tastes like a and I don't have that kind of time. It's just a really fucking strong taste. But Justin made them. He's a fucking chef to me. So there we go. How about truffles? Where do you find truffles? Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_19 25:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_24 25:58

Don't they use them too, yeah? Don't they use like dogs and pigs? Yeah. Find them.

SPEAKER_19 26:04

Dogs and pigs. Really?

SPEAKER_24 26:06

I didn't know that. That's kind of sick, actually. Use fucking pigs and dogs to go hunt for mushrooms. Truffles.

SPEAKER_26 26:12

That's maybe mushrooms too, I think.

SPEAKER_24 26:13

I probably mostly truffles since they're generally buried. Are truffles in the mushroom family?

SPEAKER_19 26:20

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_24 26:22

I think they're a root, maybe. Is that what they are?

SPEAKER_41 26:24

Chat?

SPEAKER_24 26:25

I never thought about that.

SPEAKER_19 26:26

Is there anyone in the chat?

SPEAKER_24 26:34

I mean, I need to tell Justin we're all.

SPEAKER_19 26:38

We have one person, maybe.

SPEAKER_24 26:40

So is a mushroom different than a truffle? Are they related or are they in the same family? Are they all fun guys? The same genus? Is that what it is? I don't know. But if we're not seeing a lot of people connect there, we'll we'll turn on Instagram live.

SPEAKER_19 27:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_24 27:02

So we'll give that one. You know what? We'll go Instagram live after the intermission.

SPEAKER_38 27:08

Ooh. Yeah.

The 100-Mile Walk Bathroom Debate

SPEAKER_24 27:09

Dun dun dun. So if no one connects here, if you don't stay, then you're not gonna get to see the second half of the podcast. So later today. Casey wants us to start, it's not a new hobby necessarily. What does Casey want? I'll show you. Right here. This is her new trip idea. My husband and I walked 102 miles. It's called the Cotswold Way. Oh yeah. This looks it.

SPEAKER_27 27:46

Sounds like your cock would be swolled if you walked a hundred miles.

SPEAKER_24 27:50

Now, you do this walk. Where is that? In England? Yeah. Is that where that's at?

SPEAKER_19 27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 27:58

And you're walking 108 miles.

SPEAKER_19 28:01

Through the English countryside.

SPEAKER_24 28:02

And this couple is like, some days we walked seven miles, others we walked eighteen. She sent Casey sends me this. And I look over at her and I was like, yeah, we're just gonna go walk 18 miles in one day. Seven miles in one day. Seven even. I don't walk seven miles in two weeks. Probably. Get your numbers up, man. Get your numbers up. And she wants to do this. First of all, my first question is where am I shitting at?

SPEAKER_35 28:42

You're in the fucking woods. Go take a shit. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_24 28:47

You got wipes on you. You know you do.

SPEAKER_19 28:49

Always.

SPEAKER_24 28:50

There's leaves. That's true. There is leaves. He's gonna have wipes on you.

SPEAKER_19 28:53

And they they stayed.

SPEAKER_24 28:55

He's not gonna forget wet wipes. That's right.

SPEAKER_19 28:57

They stayed like in.

SPEAKER_24 28:58

She said we walked from hotel to hotel. Airbnbs and if you would read it. And sometimes they're 18 miles apart. All that walking make you have to poop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_22 29:12

I walk one mile. I've already shat my pants.

SPEAKER_24 29:17

What I walk seven? I got a doo-doo seven times. What the fuck is wrong with you? I said I'm farting harder this season. Farting harder should get your speed up, brother. Shouldn't have to.

SPEAKER_19 29:31

It's like power jets.

SPEAKER_24 29:35

No, I have to be naked for that. All the clothes were probably naked. When you have clothes on, it just ruins your thrust. Okay? I don't know. Think about rashes because you got a pack on you and whatnot, you know? I know. I don't want to fuck that. You never run.

unknown 29:51

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_24 29:52

And I told Casey, I've done this before. It's called a road march, and they suck, and I'm not doing it again. Do it again. I dare you. No. I dare you. Probably why my body is already broken. It'd be cooler if you can.

SPEAKER_26 30:10

It's like VR a bar crawl.

SPEAKER_24 30:13

Like it. It would be cooler to do a bar crawl. 100%. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. But I'm better to do the mile. Still shit myself, though.

SPEAKER_35 30:22

Either way.

SPEAKER_24 30:23

Still gonna be shit. There's gonna be shit involved, no matter what I'm saying. I'm sorry, I'm a big shitter, guys. Sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_35 30:31

I mean, laugh until you fart. There it is.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

There it is.

SPEAKER_19 30:36

Laugh until you fart, walk until you shit.

Viral Clips Boundaries And Chaos

SPEAKER_24 30:44

What was that? Oh, did you turn on a fart ninja? No, I clicked on the book. Your fart book. Oh, my fart book. I was freaking out. That was the first time farts freaking me out. That's the first time. It was me. How about this? What do you got? What do you got?

SPEAKER_14 31:05

Um here I come. I'm a cripple bitch, and I keep a gun. Oh no. I keep a block. In my power chair, I spend the block. Watch out, bitch. I got mad and you might get shot. Here I come, yeah. I'm coming. Now you're block. I'm a cripple mic gun. Better watch out. I got no aim, I'm not gonna run. All these bitches mad because they know they cannot run. I got the D fix in my power chair. I'm fast as fuck.

SPEAKER_19 31:41

Yeah, in my power chair. I'm fast as fuck.

SPEAKER_24 31:45

That's pretty nice, actually. I couldn't put her in the talent show because she'd win right off the bat. Like, she would have won. She would have won, so she got her own little segment. Know what I'm saying? She won that segment. Oh, yeah. Just champion of her own. Yeah. She had me at poo-poo.

SPEAKER_25 32:01

Poo-poo.

unknown 32:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_24 32:06

Guys. I waste all the videos now.

SPEAKER_22 32:09

No, not yet.

SPEAKER_24 32:10

These are just extras I threw in.

SPEAKER_29 32:15

Can knock the fuck off. Are you hacking her phone on the phone?

SPEAKER_26 32:18

I'm trying to get to your pics, girl.

SPEAKER_29 32:20

Stop it.

SPEAKER_26 32:21

See them selfies.

SPEAKER_29 32:23

If I find out who you you are, you won't have conscious princes to serve.

SPEAKER_38 32:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_29 32:32

And leave my shit the fuck alone. Cause I'm with my other half. Y'all just are pissed off. And y'all can go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_12 32:45

This is America, you dumb son of a bitch, okay?

SPEAKER_24 32:49

Okay. Alright, stop hacking her phone.

SPEAKER_29 32:54

Have a nice life.

SPEAKER_24 32:56

Have a nice life.

SPEAKER_29 32:57

Trolling from the outside. If I find out who you are trying to hack my shit, I can get my mama teeth involved. And she won't lie.

SPEAKER_26 33:12

She get what? I don't know.

SPEAKER_24 33:13

Just her teeth.

SPEAKER_26 33:15

I was surprised how well she spoke.

SPEAKER_35 33:20

Mama Teeth? Mama Teeth? You know, I was just I was just gonna be respectful this time. You know, just be like, you know, shout out to her. She's just she's drawing the boundary.

SPEAKER_24 33:28

She's letting these people know. Hey, get off my damn phone. Quit hacking my shit. Leave me alone. Elon, get your Starlink out of my phone.

SPEAKER_35 33:36

You know, she's you know, just get out of her shit, man. Get out of her. Get out of her shit. That's it. She wants to live her own life. She does. Leave her alone. But I will tell you what, you know, I do hate these videos. Because these ones are kind of like what you were saying earlier. This is supposed to be sent to like if you're gonna take this video, it should be sent to a few people. Right. There's no reason for that video to be public. No, there's no reason for that to just go to the masses.

SPEAKER_19 34:04

She went to the masses.

SPEAKER_24 34:05

Post it to a private story, send it to a couple friends, send it who you think might be hacking in this case. Not everybody's got a see it. Not everybody's got it. Oh no, man. TikTok Live.

SPEAKER_19 34:18

We got one. TikTok live. TikTok.

SPEAKER_24 34:21

We're doing it to people right now.

SPEAKER_19 34:22

We're doing it right now. But we're aware. Watch for now. We're self-aware.

SPEAKER_24 34:30

So uh my dad, my dad, Hunter's papa, uh got himself a new golf cart. Didn't he? Yeah, because he gave the old one to Nicolette and Eric, I think. But he's got a new, and I got some footage from him using his new go-kart. Are you for real? No. No. Oh, okay. I wish this actually was. This is Papa and his golf cart. So it's kind of rude that he's saying setting it up like that. Rude? It is rude. No, it's rude. This is exactly something my dad would do. Yeah, but it's not him. Picking up an Amazon delivery.

SPEAKER_26 35:17

Okay, alright. You gotta hit the gas pedal. You gonna hit the gas pedal.

SPEAKER_24 35:21

Look out, Paul. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_26 35:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_35 35:25

Look at it, just looking at that like, ah damn it.

SPEAKER_26 35:30

God damn it. That's the third time this week.

SPEAKER_35 35:34

Fucking clear.

SPEAKER_32 35:38

I'm finally hit.

SPEAKER_24 35:40

Oh Lord. I haven't walked this driveway in fucking years. If it hadn't hit something and probably stopped, he's picking up that golf cart a few states over. He's never catching it.

SPEAKER_35 35:53

I'm gonna tell you why that's not my grandfather. The reason why that's not my grandfather is because the second that that fucking golf cart was starting to take off, his dumbass would have grabbed it.

SPEAKER_24 36:03

He would have grabbed that golf cart or tried to grab the package, he would have fell out because he would have tumbled. Yeah. A hundred percent. If my grandfather involved, there's a tumble in there somewhere. But he's gonna pop out of the tumble. I think he's good at rolling. That's what I'm saying. He would have grabbed the back handle. And he's just getting dragged. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because in his head, he's like, it's a fucking golf car. Fucking grab yourself, dude. Take away. Yeah, I can stop it.

SPEAKER_22 36:33

Yeah. Funny video. Funny video, dudes. Funny video, dudes.

SPEAKER_24 36:42

That's my fucking new hobbies, new golf carts. May you please.

SPEAKER_25 36:49

Some great glasses.

SPEAKER_24 36:50

I have one some of mine in there. Stylins are right there. You got one of yours. Just one? Just one?

SPEAKER_19 36:57

Oh no, you got two down there.

SPEAKER_24 36:58

There should be a few. Yeah, I moved them to the bottom shelf. Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_19 37:03

Where they belong. IPA.

SPEAKER_24 37:07

IPA, but I'm just gonna say it again. 10%.

SPEAKER_19 37:10

10%, brother.

SPEAKER_24 37:12

10%. That is true. Pretty, pretty high.

SPEAKER_19 37:15

Potent.

SPEAKER_24 37:15

What is it? A B V on the fourth or fifth one. I I will be fully drunk. 100%. Well, you only have this is number three.

SPEAKER_19 37:25

Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_24 37:28

Anyone watching? We have two. Good numbers. So those are good numbers. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_19 37:33

For all I know, it might be. Ooh! Fiona the emu.

SPEAKER_24 37:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_19 37:38

Just got number one viewer badge and C Dizzle.

SPEAKER_24 37:42

Nice. How does an emu have a TikTok account?

SPEAKER_19 37:46

Have you met Fiona?

SPEAKER_24 37:50

Um, in person? No.

SPEAKER_19 37:53

I'm just saying that Corey is also on here.

SPEAKER_24 37:57

Oh, nice. Nice. Well.

SPEAKER_32 38:00

Is my mom on yet? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_24 38:04

So this episode, so you guys can actually watch.

SPEAKER_19 38:07

And Abby.

SPEAKER_24 38:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_19 38:09

Don't worry. I texted my friend so we could give you.

Sunday Release Plug And Feral Kids

SPEAKER_24 38:12

I may or may not have texted my friends. We we try to But I don't know how that reach will go out. Share the live. Share the live. Share it, ladies. I think Justin's at work, so. Oh. Well, anyway, if you want to watch a full-blown episode. Full blown. It'll drop on Sunday.

SPEAKER_19 38:29

Full blowout?

SPEAKER_24 38:30

Blowout, yeah. But I like releasing them on Sundays because why? Why? Most people, there's quite a few people, go to their religious service or their church service, Sunday morning. Right? There you go. And and you you do your communion, you uh repent, uh, you just clean your slate of all the sinning you did the last week. So you are primed ready to start sinning again. So you get out of service, you hop in your car, turn on the podcast, available on every major podcast platform. A humble plug. And you get and you turn it on on your way to lunch. And we all know after church service, we're going to Golden Corral. Okay. We're hitting the buffet after church, but the gravy's mine.

SPEAKER_32 39:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 39:33

White gravy. Um he said golden corral. This is not a kid's show. So if there's kids in the vehicle, kick them out.

SPEAKER_19 39:47

Or kick them out. Get them ready for the world and let them.

SPEAKER_24 39:50

You can you can drive slowly. You can have them drive slow and then and then you can toss them out. Um, or let them listen if you're raising feral kids, but you're gonna have to sign that waiver and send it back to the podcast because we're telling you now it's not made for the children. Okay. So that's why I release them on Sunday.

SPEAKER_19 40:18

Because the good Lord said, thanks for letting us know.

SPEAKER_24 40:22

Yeah, Tess says public cervix announcement. Cervix? What cervix? Service? Servix. PSA. Just say PSA. Fiona.

SPEAKER_19 40:34

Fiona the emus says uh that her kids are feral. And she also said cervix is barren.

SPEAKER_24 40:44

Like a desert. Appreciate the interest.

SPEAKER_19 40:47

Oh, which is why she adopted one beautiful.

SPEAKER_24 40:51

Beautiful.

SPEAKER_19 40:52

Yeah, she has she has beautiful adopters.

SPEAKER_24 40:55

They're all emus. She adopted all emus, yeah. Sizes, different sizes, different, you know, raptors.

SPEAKER_19 41:04

Are there different breeds of emu?

SPEAKER_24 41:07

Probably not.

SPEAKER_19 41:08

Fiona, tell me.

SPEAKER_24 41:10

Is there like a Brazilian emu? Probably. Uh an Australian emu. They got cultures. Uh good, mate.

SPEAKER_19 41:18

Um have cultures. Oh, no, there are not different breeds of emu.

unknown 41:23

Damn.

SPEAKER_35 41:24

That's kind of sick, actually. Just straight emus.

SPEAKER_19 41:27

Yeah, because they're dinosaurs. So are they? They're old as hell.

SPEAKER_24 41:32

Have you seen their feet? Insane. Yeah, ostrich.

SPEAKER_19 41:37

Caswaries.

SPEAKER_24 41:38

Definitely dinosaur legs. I'm just naming fake shit.

SPEAKER_19 41:41

No, they're real.

SPEAKER_24 41:42

You said Casawis?

SPEAKER_19 41:44

Casawaries. Castleware's.

SPEAKER_24 41:47

Casawarewis. And also Caspa Overis.

SPEAKER_19 41:50

Reyes? Reyes?

SPEAKER_24 41:52

Why are you saying shit like that?

SPEAKER_19 41:54

What?

SPEAKER_24 41:55

Have you not read an uh uh uh uh uh what was that? Know your emus. Nice call out.

SPEAKER_19 42:04

Thank you.

SPEAKER_24 42:05

Know your emus. Huh?

SPEAKER_19 42:11

Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_24 42:12

Try it out, try that, man.

SPEAKER_19 42:14

Page is on here too. Now they're arguing about who has the more feral children.

SPEAKER_24 42:18

Who has the more feral children? I was once pretty feral. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 42:23

You're only borderline not feral now. You you get up too early in the morning to be feral. You're working hard.

SPEAKER_24 42:32

Or fucking feral in the morning. Yeah. Or he's probably the most feral. Early enough to still be feral. Yes, Jordan, the most feral I am is at fucking 4 30 in the morning. You fucking you're talking so fucking loud right now. Do you know what time it is? The classic line for me, it's five in the fucking morning.

SPEAKER_43 42:56

Fucking morning.

SPEAKER_24 42:57

Yeah, I can't take it. I can't take it. Tell us what you're doing. They're just shaking a protein shake, just oh my fucking shit.

SPEAKER_43 43:03

Shut the fuck up.

Land Surveying The Muddy Beaver Slide

SPEAKER_24 43:05

Tell us what you had to do for work the other day. This shit's these like Romano State Park, Oklahoma. Lake Baker. Spelt like Boquier.

SPEAKER_42 43:17

Uh hard fucking core.

SPEAKER_24 43:20

It was a beaver dam, they dried it out. Um, I'm a land surveyor.

SPEAKER_35 43:24

They needed topographical data of the lake bed. Well, if you attempted to step out into said lake bed, you you would sink to your nuts. And it was spooky. There's a couple sketchy spots. I mean, you would stand right? It was basic. Yeah, I mean, basically. And so me and my par my my my guy did that.

SPEAKER_24 43:49

Uh took a couple steps out there and was like, okay, well, this is not gonna fucking work, obviously. And so there was a beaver that was there that had built a dam. This state park wanted us to get the data of the beaver trails. And so there's, you know, built in beaver trail. So, you know, it you have your top of the lake bed, and there's kind of like a slide there, you know. And so we had to show where that water is moving. If you are sinking in, we were on our stomachs.

SPEAKER_26 44:18

No way. Sliding down the beaver trails.

SPEAKER_24 44:22

Down a fuck to shoot the beaver slide, you must become the fucking beaver. You must become one with the mud. You had to become Bucky Beaver up there. And so that was me and my coworker, me holding a we were switching off, of course, but one of us holding a rod and a rover and one holding a controller, and you are sliding around in the mud at the bottom of this lake bed, covered head to toe. And it was gnarly. It smelled fucking terrible. Oh beavers don't be caring. And luckily, luckily, we're at a campground, so we hopped in the showers afterwards. Smells like that beaver's gonna bathe.

SPEAKER_19 44:58

That's a dirty beaver.

SPEAKER_35 45:00

And I do not get paid enough to do this shit. No, but we do it, baby.

SPEAKER_26 45:04

It's a good story. It sounds fun, I won't bet. I don't know.

SPEAKER_35 45:06

I mean, me and him were sitting there staring at each other, laughing our fucking ass off here and there.

SPEAKER_24 45:10

We're having if I wouldn't have done it with anybody else, you know. That's exactly what we were doing. At some point, I had like got a good grip and would throw myself and you would you would fucking slide like fucking 15 feet, just moving. And at one point I started just doing 360s. We're just I was just spinning in a fucking circle. Of course.

SPEAKER_35 45:30

My coworkers just crying, laughing, like, what the fuck are we doing out here?

SPEAKER_26 45:33

You can't do a 360. Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 45:36

Yo, he's just laying sideways in the mud with his legs like halfway fucking sunken in.

SPEAKER_26 45:40

Yo, I think I got some cardboard in the truck.

SPEAKER_35 45:43

We thought about it, and it's things like that, but at the same time, especially me and him, we're the type that we just fuck it. The easiest way to get it done was just to fucking get in it and get it done.

SPEAKER_24 45:53

I'm gonna triple gainer into a belly spin. You wouldn't have in any of that stuff.

SPEAKER_38 45:58

Oh, he built brands.

SPEAKER_24 46:01

We should have. We should have. And all those clothes thrown away.

SPEAKER_19 46:07

I'm still looking with the commentary built. Commentary. Uh Fiona says, guys, you're scaring my fish away. They only like good comedy.

SPEAKER_24 46:19

That's funny.

SPEAKER_35 46:20

That is funny.

SPEAKER_24 46:21

I don't know why you're here then. You don't have to. Be here. We're not holding you here. Uh, but Hunter did At no time, at no time since we have started have I said welcome to the best and most goodest, good funniest, good comediest podcast ever.

SPEAKER_19 46:42

Hunter did get a shot about Hunter did get a shot about his uh mustache. Glorious, I think, is what it's like.

SPEAKER_24 46:51

Are you gonna end up keeping it? Because they're most good.

SPEAKER_35 46:54

I think I'm gonna keep it. Yeah. I don't know. I'm lazy cat.

SPEAKER_24 46:59

There was a time that uh you're gonna Maybe I need to start waxing it again or something. I just don't do anything with it now.

SPEAKER_19 47:06

Yes, Fiona, that is hunting.

SPEAKER_24 47:07

Man, if you wake up at 4 30, I wouldn't do anything. Fuck.

SPEAKER_35 47:10

See, that's what I'm saying. Jesus. And then I'm crawling around in the bottom of a lake bed. I don't give a fuck what my mustache looks like. Got all that mud and no, no mud in the face.

SPEAKER_24 47:23

The one thing you are watching out for the case. Beaver crudes the whole time.

SPEAKER_25 47:26

You didn't got no beaver crud in the fucking water. Some beaver oil. No. No. No. You said bad beaver oil in your beaver.

SPEAKER_24 47:33

Beaver oil? Yeah, some beaver oil. Ain't no such thing as beaver oil. How do you know? How do I know? Because I've been inside the beaver.

SPEAKER_09 47:40

You've been in a beaver?

SPEAKER_24 47:42

Beaver home. Beaver habitat.

SPEAKER_35 47:44

A beaver home? Where does a beaver live? In a fucking it sticks in mud and water.

SPEAKER_19 47:51

It's a dam.

SPEAKER_35 47:52

It's called a dam?

SPEAKER_32 47:53

Damn. Damn. Where do they get vanilla extract from?

SPEAKER_24 47:58

Or raspberry?

SPEAKER_19 47:59

The fake stuff? Beaver butt glands?

SPEAKER_27 48:03

That's right.

SPEAKER_24 48:04

Seriously? Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 48:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 48:06

Is it really true?

SPEAKER_19 48:07

I don't know.

SPEAKER_24 48:08

Or is that like one of those. One of those suburban legends. Talking about the fake stuff?

SPEAKER_19 48:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 48:16

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's raspberry.

SPEAKER_19 48:19

No, it's not raspberry.

SPEAKER_24 48:22

I thought so.

SPEAKER_32 48:22

No, just vanilla, like fake vanilla.

SPEAKER_19 48:25

Imitation vanilla.

SPEAKER_32 48:28

Yeah. Imitation vanilla.

SPEAKER_24 48:33

Why do we have to have imitation liquids of any kind? You know what is crazy?

SPEAKER_25 48:42

It's cheaper.

SPEAKER_35 48:43

Wood pulp. Synthetic vanilla. Petrochemicals. Nothing about no goddamn beavers, though, y'all.

SPEAKER_24 48:52

So they're not making beaver squirt together. Clove oil. Casterium. Closterium? Are these jokes not landing?

SPEAKER_19 48:59

What's going on? No one cares.

SPEAKER_24 49:02

Just Google A either.

SPEAKER_35 49:03

I don't trust any of this shit.

SPEAKER_19 49:05

Was it son of a bitch? Clusterum?

SPEAKER_35 49:08

Causterium. It was C-A-S-T-O-R-E-U-M.

SPEAKER_19 49:13

You just said a lot of owls.

SPEAKER_35 49:15

C-A-S-T-E-R-O-U.

SPEAKER_19 49:17

I'd like to buy an E.

SPEAKER_35 49:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_27 49:19

E-U-M.

SPEAKER_35 49:21

E-U-M.

SPEAKER_24 49:23

E-M.

SPEAKER_19 49:24

Sound like that. E-M.

Intermission Then Moving To Instagram

SPEAKER_24 49:29

Alright. I think we're taking a timeout. I took my timeout to move. And uh we're gonna go uh get on another plane of existence and then fire it back up. And uh we got some banger videos coming. And we're going back to IG after this. Bang bang.

SPEAKER_19 49:46

Going to IG, baby. Uh we'll be back. We're moving to Instagram.

SPEAKER_24 49:55

You gonna do the intro song again? Do what? You gonna do the intro song again or no?

SPEAKER_44 50:01

Hey, you know it's time to get a start. Let me go to shame. Round two!

Dr. Funk Bass Love Letter

SPEAKER_24 50:12

If you wanna be able to hear everything, we're a gearing when we play videos. You gotta listen to the podcast when it drops. This Sunday, March 15th. It's been a special Friday the 13th. St. Patty's Day episode. I know. I know. It's creative. It's also trademarked and copy written copyrighted. Are you dropping the fart ninjas? And we're back. I did have a little outfit change. As you can see, Dr. Funk. That's for instance alive. Podcast camera. Zoom in. Dr. Funk. And I know you're going, what's that? Who's that? Is it uh what? A foot powder?

SPEAKER_03 51:14

Or no!

SPEAKER_24 51:17

It is not. No idea. What is it? He's a badass bassist. From the UK that is now living in California. And uh I got a little video to introduce him. So here you go. Really?

SPEAKER_22 51:33

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_24 51:33

You like this guy, eh?

SPEAKER_22 51:34

Yeah. Oh my god, that's a case.

SPEAKER_24 51:41

That's not him singing, of course.

SPEAKER_38 51:43

He's the bass.

Toilet Talk Pranks And Brutal Fails

SPEAKER_24 51:45

Yeah. Ripping. Woo! That's Dr. Funk, baby. Slap it abyss. Dr. Funk. And I told him, I ordered this shirt from him, and I talked to him on uh Facebook Messenger. Told him about the podcast and everything, and I was gonna wear a shirt on the podcast, and he was like, let me know when it drops, and he'll uh he'll tune in. So hopefully he watches. And uh see that we gave him a little plug. But yeah, he's out in California. I'm not exactly where, but so if you go to his Facebook page, it's Dr. DR Space Funk. No period after Doctor, just Dr. Space Funk. You'll find them. You'll find him. You'll find them. Don't worry about it. But he also does some sets where he has saxophone and a guy either playing one of the uh what do they call him? Uh is it a cohole? It's like a box drum. I can't remember what they call them. Goddamn drum. I have one, it's in the closet. Uh and I don't even know what it's called. A drum. Yeah. A drum. But now we're gonna start up our toilet talk. So I'm gonna spin this around so they can see the intro video. But if they also want to listen to it, you're gonna have to watch Sunday. They just have to. And if you guys want to see it, you gotta watch on Sunday.

SPEAKER_51 54:09

Because I see it. Let's go full throttle.

SPEAKER_39 54:13

I just see anything. What's about shit? Did you see it?

SPEAKER_51 54:17

Trottle.

SPEAKER_27 54:19

Full trottled. Here we go. All the beans. Here we go.

SPEAKER_24 54:48

Took your tongue, Mom. Took your tongue, Mom. No. I think I think she's scarred this little girl. She is not having.

SPEAKER_26 55:05

The dogs are like, what's up?

SPEAKER_24 55:07

The dogs are like, we're going in.

SPEAKER_26 55:10

There's tongue on the ground? What?

SPEAKER_12 55:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_26 55:34

Oh no, it's touching the tongue again.

SPEAKER_24 55:37

Scarred little girl, man.

SPEAKER_26 55:40

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_35 55:44

What the hell are you standing on? Louds? Oh wow. Well yeah.

SPEAKER_46 55:50

Oh, that dirt on the bottom. Damn. Damn, you fail. Oh, damn, you fail.

SPEAKER_33 55:56

Yeah. Oh shit. Oh no.

SPEAKER_35 56:01

Oh, you know that her.

unknown 56:05

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_35 56:08

That's a bitch ass dad right there. That's a part. I'll say it.

SPEAKER_24 56:13

Oh Jesus. Oh gonna take a tone, boy.

SPEAKER_41 56:21

Oh man.

SPEAKER_35 56:23

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_41 56:25

Yeah, I gotta say.

SPEAKER_38 56:30

Shit.

SPEAKER_35 56:34

Yes! Let's change the pace. Let's change the pace. Took out the support.

SPEAKER_38 56:39

Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_24 56:40

What the fuck? They thought it was water.

SPEAKER_35 56:46

They thought it was concrete.

SPEAKER_24 56:47

Oh hang on. Hang on. Old Joe Long, our buddy on TikTok. This fucking camera off.

SPEAKER_08 56:57

What? Dude, you're an awesome auctioneer. How do you even do that? Well it's like this. Fucking impressive. I bet you could rap MM Rap God. Well Bet the ladies love it, am I right? Alright, that's enough.

SPEAKER_24 57:33

Okay, all right. Can y'all do that? Can you do like your best auctioneers?

SPEAKER_22 57:44

Do I get a seventy up seventy nine? Do I got a nine two eighty two and two eighty three? That's pretty man for eighty one dollars. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_24 57:57

That was nice. Dang. You were wrong. I got a headache now. You clocked in. Clocked in. You clocked in, clocked out. Clocked in, clocked out. Very nice. And you know what? I did that whole thing. Instagram live didn't even see it. No, I know.

SPEAKER_22 58:13

You'll have to tune in Sunday to see it. I did that on purpose. I know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_24 58:17

You didn't fucking do it on purpose. I didn't. No one would have done that. She said nothing out.

SPEAKER_19 58:25

But you have to hear my fart. I just feel bad for you. You now all you have to do is film it.

SPEAKER_24 58:31

Sorry? That sounded like it came through the front, too. Like it was one of the ones that snuck frontwards. And so you would have felt it hit it hit your nuts. You know? Yeah, so that you would have. Yeah. You would have. That was the sound of her lips flapping. That's what that was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_40 58:56

Dr. Watson.

SPEAKER_38 58:59

You didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_24 59:03

Yeah. Ripping it. Oh my god. Get the squid. Is it the arm of the farther lot?

SPEAKER_47 59:15

Yes, you got gas we put in.

SPEAKER_15 59:20

What is it? That was a question. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's hair.

SPEAKER_35 59:26

That's hair.

SPEAKER_24 59:37

His face is red. What's going with his lap? That was great.

SPEAKER_35 59:45

That actually was fantastic. Clonocally.

SPEAKER_31 59:52

Oh love it.

SPEAKER_35 59:56

Fucked up. What are you gonna do, brother?

SPEAKER_06 59:59

Oh where?

SPEAKER_35 1:00:04

Dumb idea. Dumb idea.

SPEAKER_25 1:00:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_35 1:00:10

Healies, baby. Come on. Gotta respect it.

SPEAKER_25 1:00:13

Oh, scorpion.

SPEAKER_26 1:00:16

Scorpion.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 1:00:25

You think you're gonna get how powerful your punch is? The game knocks you out. That's bad. Got you good, you stupid fucking no chance. I had no chance. You know you never throwing a punch. From the get-go, that was gonna go mad. Who are you punching?

SPEAKER_20 1:00:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_35 1:00:43

That's a strike on himself right there.

SPEAKER_24 1:00:50

He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. Oh yeah. No, we don't. Watch out, honey. Wait a minute. To the cooter. Wait. To the cooter. No, did the girl with the kid in the gymnasium, did her leg go this way? Girl in the like her hip dislocated? Uh I didn't notice. Did you dislocate? Like right here. Like we'll watch this man. Stupid. I like this one. Oh. Oh, because he's got a big thing. No, right here. I'm gonna try to pause it. No, it doesn't. Sorry. She got fucked up though. He got fucked up. Oh! Yeah, he did it. To the cuter! Oh that was just a simple little splash. Oh, to the critter card. No, don't like it. Denied. What was that? That was normal. That was rude. This is gonna hurt. I'll bet he eat shit. What? What the fuck happened?

SPEAKER_27 1:02:06

Is that a rock? Okay.

SPEAKER_24 1:02:08

Where's another guy with some in the bike? Balls. Okay. That was the start of it again. Guy in the bike with big balls.

SPEAKER_35 1:02:23

He's gonna cheat.

SPEAKER_24 1:02:55

Yeah, that's me. Easy, that easily me.

SPEAKER_26 1:03:01

He's holding his breath in between farts.

SPEAKER_35 1:03:07

I like how she just laughed. I like how she's laughing.

SPEAKER_24 1:03:11

Fart at me. I'd love to have fart at me. God damn it. Ooh. I think the funniest part to me is how she's laughing at me. That's pretty good. Oh, we can skip. You already played this. Yeah. You can just go. It's over. Is it? Yeah. Is it?

SPEAKER_35 1:03:35

That's what it says. Fucking thingy.

SPEAKER_24 1:03:41

Alright. We're not over. What do you mean? We're not over. Hey uh insta-chat. What do you think this guy sounds like? Well, sorry, too late. They can't hear him. Anyway. I know just by looking at him. Oh.

SPEAKER_35 1:04:07

Oh. Oh. Well, he's a cutie pie.

SPEAKER_27 1:04:13

What?

SPEAKER_24 1:04:16

What was happening there? This guy? Yeah? He makes you watch him after he's kidnapped you. So you're kidnapped right now. Is that the same thing? And this is what he's doing, yeah. Because I have found scenario. We highlight probably probably three times a season we find a serial killer. And I think we just found on the season premiere. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:48

I don't know. But watch.

SPEAKER_26 1:04:50

It puts on demotion.

SPEAKER_24 1:04:55

You're tied up. You got a ball gag in your mouth and duct tape. This is some it puts lotion on its skin scenario for sure. I think it's my neighbor. He's making something out of human body parts somewhere. I think it's my backed neighbor. Oh, the neighbor behind us. I'd really appreciate it if this would end. No, dude. It's just on a loop.

SPEAKER_18 1:05:30

Fuck.

SPEAKER_47 1:05:31

Every single day, I wake up as well to be chill.

SPEAKER_32 1:05:37

Alright.

SPEAKER_47 1:05:37

And every single day, I fail. Because some motherfucker comes along and pisses me the fuck off. Because they're a dumbass bitch! Every single day. Yeah. Check it out.

SPEAKER_24 1:05:51

Alright.

SPEAKER_35 1:05:51

It's exactly that actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:54

Traffic.

SPEAKER_24 1:05:55

And stuff I'm gonna show you this one.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:57

Sick, dude. Yeah, no problem, man. What is this game? Why did it turn the light on?

SPEAKER_24 1:06:02

You press the wrong button.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:04

Oh wow. Wow. Whoa, what is this, dude? It's like a bunch of bunch of black guys around me. What? Whoa, yo, hey, get that away from me. Get that away from me, bruh. Stop. Oh yo, you can do that in this game?

SPEAKER_40 1:06:33

He ought to. Are you recording me? No, what no. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_32 1:06:42

Oh no!

SPEAKER_28 1:06:43

Oh, you can do that?

SPEAKER_32 1:06:44

You can't do that.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:51

And you can't get the trash out.

SPEAKER_24 1:06:53

What? To turn that light off.

SPEAKER_28 1:06:57

You gotta pull this up. You gotta find a little thing, first of all.

SPEAKER_27 1:07:03

Find a little thing first.

SPEAKER_28 1:07:09

Tie it good. Tie it good.

SPEAKER_24 1:07:12

Motherfucker. Tired! Yeah, tired goddamn knot in there. Loop-ty-loot. She's she's giving us a little uh give me couple money tips on how to take the trash out. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_28 1:07:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_32 1:07:27

Aggressive as hell. That's why you got him tired.

SPEAKER_28 1:07:30

It's all right. He wants to come outside. He ain't got no diaper on it, it's chilly as hell. Did you get this right? Right. And then you leave.

SPEAKER_26 1:07:39

So there's a bunch of dirty diapers in there. Probably.

SPEAKER_15 1:07:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_28 1:07:46

Damn it. Fuck this shit, man. Are you kidding me? Fucking ruin a damn shirt. Are you kidding me? I'm awake as fuck. That fuck that shit. Do not try that with any type of trash, Kev. I'll try it with the bathroom next.

SPEAKER_35 1:08:05

I didn't I really didn't think that was gonna happen. I really, really I just thought she was gonna take the trash out.

SPEAKER_24 1:08:13

First my question is Um What is the kid inside doing? If he is young enough to still be in diapers, she's like, he ain't coming outside. He ain't got no diaper on. He just pissing and shitting in the house. Yeah. He ain't coming out here. He ain't got no diaper on. Carpet's old. We got linoleum. It wipes right up. We just let the robot vacuum take care of it.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:45

Boys pads. Boys pads.

SPEAKER_24 1:08:50

I like this guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:52

Carpet. If you're a boy or a man or whatever. You have to be in class or at work and you have to get up in front of everybody and do something. And you just happen to have an erectional going on. An erectional. It happens. The best thing for you to do is before you get up, stick one of your hands in your pants pockets. Grab a hold of your man can and pull it down there to one side to where it ain't poking out. That way people just think that you're fooling with change in your pocket. You can go ahead and get up, and they won't they won't be able to tell that you have an erectional. Just hold your man can down there until the swelling goes down. But that's how you handle that. Alright. What if it doesn't go down for four hours?

unknown 1:09:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_31 1:09:56

Bitch, shut the fuck up. This is good. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_24 1:10:22

You know what I think we should do? We should do the same challenge but we're trying to say what grandmas are saying. Yeah? No? Is that is that farting too hard? I said we're farting harder. I think you guys are farting hard. Alright. Shut the fuck. I need to find that book.

SPEAKER_51 1:10:54

I'm gonna give you some more tips to help you out if your wife is going through per menopause, okay? Learn to feel loved by her saying, fuck you. That's the love language. Fuck you is your new I love you. Your wife might get frozen shoulder. Don't say, Oh, I feel so bad for you, you have frozen shoulder. No. What you do is you cut off your own shoulder for good. Live like that. If she says, Is it hot here? It is hot. And if a second later she says, Is it really cold? Yeah, it's also cold. It's cold and it's hot at the same time. In fact, you've never been so hot and so cold in your life. You might be like, Why is she angry at me? I didn't do anything. You did do something. Because she can see you. Don't be an idiot. And lastly, because for the love of God, stop breathing. The constant in and out. It's just a lot. You could probably get by with half as many breaths and still be somewhat alive. I'm gonna give you some more tips.

SPEAKER_32 1:11:45

What the fuck even was that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_35 1:11:48

If alien women ever come to Earth and you think about having sex-that was a weird moment. Because I was kind of focused on what you were doing over there with Instagram Live.

SPEAKER_24 1:11:58

And then what was happening up here? It was it was odd. You want to continue or rewatch that? I do not want to do that.

SPEAKER_42 1:12:05

Sex with one and we would be having sex with them. Here are a few things to consider. One disease. An alien virus could kill you. We have no immunity. Still worth it, but weigh it out. Two, post-sex death ritual. Do they have one? Do they intend to dismember and consume you? Make sure you ask. Still worth it either way. Three, will their equipment do any harm to your equipment? It's a mystery. For all you know, there could be alien bees in there. What? Still worth it, but listen for buzzing. I'm with this guy. Some things to consider, but still safer than most human women I've met. If alien Still safer than not sure about that, though.

SPEAKER_24 1:12:43

Um totally cool with the alien thing, for sure.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:46

Don't you fucking pity me. Okay. Don't you fucking pity me. You can't you can't say.

SPEAKER_24 1:12:57

He's got a phone. I don't pity him. Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior, and then say fuck you. Fuck you? Can't do that? No. It's illegal, I think.

SPEAKER_25 1:13:06

You're not getting through the pearly gate, sir.

SPEAKER_24 1:13:13

I do that when I pee too.

SPEAKER_26 1:13:15

What's a cameraman doing standing?

SPEAKER_22 1:13:17

Why are you getting all in there? Get out of there. Damn.

SPEAKER_32 1:13:21

Question? What the fuck is that cameraman doing? Obviously.

SPEAKER_25 1:13:30

That's brute as hell. Oh, the shit spray.

SPEAKER_24 1:13:37

I don't do that, however. Damn. Imagine being on a safari at night and you hear that somewhere, but you didn't know an elephant farted like big foot.

SPEAKER_22 1:14:15

Oh my gosh. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_24 1:14:36

How many knuckles would that technically be? And when when do you take Vienna sausages and put fake nails on them? What's wrong? I don't know. What's wrong? Y'all's two is immediate reaction to this shit. I just once again I'm like, you chose to put this shit in here. That's that's where my brain's at. You you were going across videos and you were like, I'm gonna add I'm gonna add this.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:12

This is my TikTok feed, man.

SPEAKER_24 1:15:15

So yeah. Yeah. Continue on. Oh, we watched this guy. Yeah. They restarted. That was the end. You decided to add that one for the for the banger on the end, huh? Oh he's in trouble. No, they're all right. There you go. There you go. What? What were they trying to accomplish?

SPEAKER_25 1:15:45

That's Casey. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_22 1:15:53

Got it. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_27 1:16:00

Whoops. Where'd it go?

SPEAKER_26 1:16:01

Whoops.

SPEAKER_25 1:16:02

Through the floor.

unknown 1:16:04

Ow.

SPEAKER_24 1:16:05

Happens.

SPEAKER_27 1:16:06

Nailed it. Oh that's good.

SPEAKER_22 1:16:11

That glue didn't hold. She's got it.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:27

He thought that through fully.

SPEAKER_24 1:16:35

What two clips are?

SPEAKER_19 1:16:36

There are two clips that give off the same energy.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:40

What is Kim?

SPEAKER_24 1:16:46

No, that was real.

SPEAKER_41 1:16:46

I really hate to be the dude that fucks with us.

SPEAKER_24 1:16:50

I love this video.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:51

Yeah, thank.

SPEAKER_41 1:16:53

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:55

Look at us.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:57

Ow!

SPEAKER_08 1:17:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 1:17:02

I love those two dudes. I love them.

SPEAKER_50 1:17:06

I wanted to see if the solar death rate could make a large wiener vanish. So I propped this 12-inch wiener in the upright.

SPEAKER_24 1:17:14

The reason I added this video. He says wiener way too much. Way too much. That I was like, dude.

SPEAKER_50 1:17:27

Right position. I get it. And then aimed the funneled sunlight through this giant lens right at the tip of the wiener. There was so much heat and light converging on the tip of the wiener that it shined brighter than the noonday sun. It actually looked like a giant wiener sparkler. The solar death ray incinerated the wiener from the top down, and this time lapse shows how the wiener slowly disappeared under onslaught of this giant lens. As the wiener slowly disappeared and went up in smoke, I had to prop it up higher and higher into the focal point of the solar death ray so that the lens could execute its action on the wiener. So we had to keep erecting the wiener.

SPEAKER_35 1:18:16

You get a lot of that kind of content, don't you?

SPEAKER_50 1:18:19

Eventually the wiener completely disappeared. A lot of wiener. And here's the mayhem that resulted. All that was left was a few ashes and a big grease spot. Totally rad.

SPEAKER_24 1:18:32

That's the best way to end that video. Totally.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:35

So I looked over and I was like, oh, that looks weird. It looks like some corpse legs dangling from my tree. And so then I see it. Closer to the window so I could look at it a little bit better.

SPEAKER_24 1:18:48

So I looked over and I was like a woody. So this is ABC parenting advice. And I've shown them on the podcast before. And we've like chatted back and forth on when I posted some of their videos to TikTok. So they make some funny, funny advice to parents out there.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:24

So follow these three steps and it will get you in the mood.

SPEAKER_21 1:19:29

Nice. Turn this song on, then get turned on, then get nude.

SPEAKER_24 1:19:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_21 1:19:35

Turn this music on.

SPEAKER_27 1:19:39

I mean she seems a baby to this song.

SPEAKER_24 1:19:44

Make a baby to the song. If you want a spawn.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:57

Trying to get pregnant often escalates the pressure.

SPEAKER_21 1:20:02

But luckily this music will facilitate your pleasure.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:08

Just listen to our voices and you will not be surprised.

SPEAKER_21 1:20:13

When spousal sperm prepares to meet the egg and fertilize. Nice. And we learn.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:20

The egg is in the uterus, it's a zygote.

SPEAKER_21 1:20:24

The zygote then divides and grows into an embryo. Nice, I'm learning.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:30

The embryo develops until it becomes a fetus.

SPEAKER_21 1:20:34

It's what we do here on this podcast. Educate.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:52

Losing so much sleep that you can barely even function.

SPEAKER_21 1:20:57

But right now, drop those pants because it's time for reproduction.

SPEAKER_20 1:21:03

Turn this music on. Make a baby to this song. Oh make a baby to this song. If you wanna spawn. Oh, if you wanna spawn. Hatch to this song. You gotta hatch to the song, baby. Turn this music on. Make a baby to the song. To the song. To the sun.

SPEAKER_35 1:21:49

That was honestly my favorite part. Alright.

SPEAKER_34 1:21:54

Well, just to tell everybody.

SPEAKER_24 1:21:56

Um when you do stuff like intercourse or uh perfect timing after the video we just saw. So you hear it, is it?

SPEAKER_22 1:22:08

Follow with, you know, this right here.

SPEAKER_24 1:22:12

More education right here.

SPEAKER_34 1:22:14

Ejaculation. Don't put it into the toilet because if when you put it in the toilet, the baby's fetuses and stuff, everything else ends up cycling through that and it goes to basically you ever been in a toilet? Well, that's what pretty much you're doing is you're putting yourself or your children into the toilet. That's what's messing up our economy and making it harder for our kids to be born because the economy's children are being sent through a toilet. You want to stop doing that? Do it properly.

SPEAKER_24 1:22:56

What's properly? I don't know. Like don't pull out.

SPEAKER_33 1:23:02

Taco twos though. Yum yum yum yum yum yum. Oh cheese.

SPEAKER_24 1:23:16

What? What?

SPEAKER_32 1:23:19

Yeah, what happened?

SPEAKER_18 1:23:20

Was that a vibrator? Fucking chat.

SPEAKER_35 1:23:24

I love this dude.

SPEAKER_18 1:23:25

For the year 2026. It's the year of the bad boy. And I'm the baddest of them all.

SPEAKER_24 1:23:39

You can tell by my orange.

SPEAKER_18 1:23:43

I'm the leader of the bad boy club. Or you can call us the BBC. Calling all bad boys. Calling off bad boys. Do you think you know what it takes to be a BBC? Tell me what you got. Now is the time for us to rise. Rise I say. For these good boys and babies. Oh burn.

SPEAKER_36 1:24:23

Everyone needs.

SPEAKER_35 1:24:25

Look, the reason why genuinely why I love that dude so much is all as I all I can think about is him with his friends thinking about him making those fucking videos, talking about those videos. Because you know that shit's fake.

unknown 1:24:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 1:24:39

Like he's going into his bathroom, just fucking around, doing that shit. So I just imagine like your friend being like, dude, did you really fucking post that video? Yeah. Like what?

SPEAKER_24 1:24:50

And he's got a I made a dollar ninety-five from that, man. Come on, come on, man. Might have been where he started, but right now that dude's probably got a fall. All I can think about is him talking to his buddies. Oh yeah. God. Well, I remember when I first started watching him, and then I would look at the comments and I'd be like, guys, why are you acting like Oh, with a hating on him? Yeah. They were like, oh my god, look at this dude. And it's like, no, he's. There's a reason he's he's being all respectful. He's not yelling. He's just fucking around. It's fucking hilarious. Every single one of his videos, there's not been one that hasn't made me laugh. Oh, yeah. That's all he's doing. No, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_46 1:25:36

Uh y'all. And welcome to Miss Mamba's hip hop class. I'm gonna teach you some of the things. Y'all ready to do these moves? Get your groove in check. Y'all ready? Let's go. Jehovah's Witness at the door, get lower. Jehovah Witness at the door, get lower. Jehovah Witness at the door, get lower. Jesus coming back. Jesus coming back. Jesus coming back. Good. Y'all doing good. And the next one is called get the groceries out of the car. We taking two trips. We ain't taking two trips. We take a two trip. We ain't taking two trips.

SPEAKER_35 1:26:01

Whenever it is.

SPEAKER_46 1:26:02

We ain't taking two trips. Now that's when you're gonna need a little moxie, okay? Do you mind? Do you mind? Do you mind? Do you mind? Do you mind getting back? Do you mind getting back? Do you mind getting back? I slept wrong. I slip wrong. I slip wrong. I slip wrong. You see my phone? You see my phone? You see my phone? You see my phone? Call it. Call it. That ain't no water bug. That ain't no water bug. That ain't no water bug. That's a rope. That ain't no water. That ain't no water bug. It's a road. What's up, y'all? And welcome to Miss Mamba.

SPEAKER_26 1:26:36

Oh yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_40 1:26:38

Exploding tree. Been having the negative 20 wind chills here in Northwest Indiana, and the trees have been exploding everywhere with these winter storms. And this one's been making noise. I think it might be about to explode. Yeah. Oh, never mind. False alarm. Exploding tree. Goddess.

SPEAKER_36 1:26:55

Exploding tree.

SPEAKER_45 1:27:02

Hey you guys, I went to Applebee's for lunch today. And while I was sitting there with my friends, I l I I sneezed so hard that I accidentally diarrhea in my pants, and then I accidentally yelled real loud. I just shit in my pants. And everybody turned around and looked at me, and then I had to do the walk of shame to the bathroom. I was so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_24 1:27:31

Yeah. This is what it was like at our house during uh New Year's.

SPEAKER_26 1:27:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 1:27:38

This is us, yeah. We just we just stayed in and, you know, did our own thing. Played some instruments. Hunter danced around. It was awesome.

SPEAKER_16 1:27:53

Joshua Star.

SPEAKER_35 1:27:57

Oh, I hate this video. It's great. I feel bad for it.

SPEAKER_38 1:28:02

I've had one of these moments. What?

SPEAKER_35 1:28:06

Where it hurts.

SPEAKER_38 1:28:10

I'm shitting.

SPEAKER_24 1:28:15

It's so hot. The band the pants unbutton. Dumb that. She's in pain right now. I've been there. In pain. That's what I'm saying. I've been there one time. I remember one time. In pain. Ain't nothing to laugh at. Just one time? Just one time. In pain like that. I said myself a couple of times. I've been there a few times. But not in pain like that. And I will laugh every fucking time. No. I will. Because I've been there. I've been there. And I wish I had somebody there to film me when it happened. Yeah. Have them played at my funeral.

SPEAKER_27 1:29:03

It's so much.

SPEAKER_24 1:29:10

I mean sure already went, you know.

SPEAKER_16 1:29:18

It's like Where's the remote?

SPEAKER_38 1:29:39

That wasn't my fault.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:44

Why do you keep laughing? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_22 1:29:47

Keep laughing, Dad. Why do you keep laughing? Alright, I wouldn't be able to help.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:56

We came home with an absolute banger loot. Nerve gummy rope and a whoopee cushion from the arcade. Does life get any better, y'all? See how this sounds like This is hilarious, dude. Whoa, it's wireless dude.

SPEAKER_24 1:30:23

It's got Bluetooth. Honestly. Oh beautifully, beautifully constructed joke there. Yes, it was well executed. That's why that's that's that's great.

SPEAKER_12 1:30:35

Glad to be home. And you know what I'm about to do? I'm about to rip your panties off. Don't get excited. They're just starting to chafe. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_24 1:30:52

They're just starting to chase. Another thing I did not see coming. Not at all. About to rip your panties off.

SPEAKER_26 1:31:00

Oh no, I thought she was gonna rip one or something.

SPEAKER_24 1:31:03

Alright. Finally.

SPEAKER_28 1:31:07

Fuck on no?

SPEAKER_24 1:31:12

How far could you go? How far could you go if you had to pedal that? That seems like a good core workout. And legs? Dude, my legs would be burning. I'd run it. I'd run it. Shit. I'd get maybe around the block. Mate, no. You can do it more. Don't do yourself like that. Up the block. Don't do yourself like that.

SPEAKER_35 1:31:35

Oh dude. That's wild.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:37

Oh what?

SPEAKER_24 1:31:45

Alright, don't fucking touch it.

SPEAKER_45 1:31:48

You can't touch that, remember? That's no no.

SPEAKER_24 1:31:53

I guess maybe. Fear? Fear. Instill fear upon your own child.

SPEAKER_28 1:31:58

Oh him okay.

SPEAKER_35 1:32:02

Now the kid knows he can do it.

SPEAKER_48 1:32:04

I put my armor on show how strong I am. I put my armor on, I saw you that I am.

SPEAKER_35 1:32:16

Some of my absolute favorite videos.

SPEAKER_24 1:32:20

And then they wipe them off and they're just great. Come on now. Woo! Nice, nice work there. Nice black and gray.

SPEAKER_38 1:32:29

I'm gonna he's great. Take a donut.

SPEAKER_30 1:32:39

Cookies in my ass. Why wouldn't you want to be a girl? Why? Yeah. Beautiful boobies. So long.

unknown 1:32:55

Get out!

SPEAKER_24 1:32:56

So I'm still thinking about the Takis and Donut. But you didn't hear the kid? No, I'm still thinking about that.

SPEAKER_35 1:33:03

No, just Takis and Donut.

SPEAKER_24 1:33:04

What the fuck is that? Oh, eating a talkie and a donut. Yeah, that doesn't. Who's done that?

SPEAKER_32 1:33:11

What the hell? That's gross.

SPEAKER_35 1:33:12

Yeah, cookies in my butt. Funny.

SPEAKER_27 1:33:14

But like cookies in my ass.

SPEAKER_24 1:33:16

Yeah. Cookies in my talkies and donut? And just a regular glazed donut?

SPEAKER_32 1:33:21

No, that's not. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_49 1:33:23

Why do you have him as a husband? I have no idea. Why do you have him as a dad? It's not my fault.

SPEAKER_26 1:33:31

Not my fault.

SPEAKER_30 1:33:33

He did. Why why for boobies?

SPEAKER_26 1:33:36

So long.

SPEAKER_30 1:33:38

Get out!

unknown 1:33:43

He did.

SPEAKER_49 1:33:43

Why do why do you have him as a husband? I have no idea. Why do you have him as a dad? It's not my fault.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:53

I'm told you stop doing it. They're gonna think something wrong with you, man. Put the window up with second mat, boy. Damn.

SPEAKER_52 1:34:00

Get your windows.

SPEAKER_35 1:34:03

I'd appreciate if my son fucked with me like that.

SPEAKER_52 1:34:07

Put the window up with second mat, boy.

SPEAKER_35 1:34:10

Like, come on, mess with me. Get your shit.

SPEAKER_30 1:34:17

I fucking love you. I don't freaking care. Terrible.

SPEAKER_15 1:34:28

I got a head hair one. Thanks.

SPEAKER_30 1:34:33

Well, you don't have hair. What the fuck was the weapon? I'm a bad mother sucker. What is that? Who is that? I don't know. It looks like our grandma. What did you say to after? Fat horn.

SPEAKER_26 1:34:55

Fat horn.

SPEAKER_30 1:34:58

What does it say? Fat horn. I'm getting out of here.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:02

I'm getting out of here. I don't swear like that either. I would never say that in front of him. I'm not lying to you.

SPEAKER_30 1:35:07

Shut up, bitch!

SPEAKER_09 1:35:10

Are you smelling a gandal?

SPEAKER_30 1:35:14

They smell like fucking shit.

SPEAKER_35 1:35:20

Weird.

SPEAKER_41 1:35:22

I wanna tell.

SPEAKER_35 1:35:25

Hell yeah, you got me a lot of time.

SPEAKER_15 1:35:27

I wanna pen you. I wanna show you.

SPEAKER_27 1:35:34

What you gonna show me? I wanna show you. I wanna see.

SPEAKER_24 1:35:39

Oh, wait. That was it? Jerk and go. Jerk and go, baby. Right in the jerking go. Yeah. It's right next to the coming guy.

SPEAKER_42 1:35:47

A little stressed out.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:49

Ah, never mind. It's a place to get food. Okay.

SPEAKER_41 1:35:54

Oh, never mind. Okay, here's how you protect yourself against the handsome gay man. We're gonna run this in real time. There you go. You gonna attack me?

SPEAKER_24 1:36:04

Nah, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:06

Bro, I'm not gay.

SPEAKER_24 1:36:09

Bro. You're clearly the handsome one, man. Stop it, man. I haven't fully met.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:18

Okay, here's how you feel.

SPEAKER_24 1:36:19

It's just a friend trick created.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:22

Don't you ever let anybody in this world tell you what you can and can't do. Because if you ain't believing in you, then will. Nothing is impossible. Dream big and go for it 100%. No matter what it is. Maybe you want to open up a barber shop that doubles as a dance club so you can dance around while you get your hair cut. And you're thinking that might be you're thinking that might be a bad idea, and you're right. That's a terrible fing idea. But you do it anyway, because it ain't about what you do, it's about who you become while you're doing the thing you want to do to become the you you can be, to become the full you through and through, to do what you do and through and want to do and become that thing for you in this world. Don't you ever let nobody know.

SPEAKER_24 1:37:08

I need that sent to me.

unknown 1:37:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 1:37:11

That was great. That's a good one. I love that whole concept of just giving a speech like that and just getting your own ass out of it. You can go try to go down a fucking steep hill. Through and through. Who you wanna be. For you. For you. Into tomorrow thing you want to be for you. When you gotta do the things for you. For you. I think we got it. I love him. I think we got it. I need him.

SPEAKER_23 1:37:41

I have peep pee, I have poo-poo. Um poo, peepy poo-poo, yeah. I have peepy, I have poo-poo.

SPEAKER_24 1:37:51

I just see that all over your timeline all the time. It's just full of that. And this guy.

SPEAKER_33 1:37:58

Hi, this is Todd Davis.

SPEAKER_24 1:38:00

Vibrator guy.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:01

2026, you better buckle. That is him in America. The guy who's licensed in finance and owns two financial companies in two US states, you better buckle the motherfuck up. 2026 is gonna make every economic year look like.

SPEAKER_35 1:38:20

No, for real.

SPEAKER_24 1:38:21

He's smoking crack. He's I wanna say because I don't like him already. Because a dude shouldn't be walking around with a fucking vibrator in his pocket.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:31

No, I mean you're right.

SPEAKER_24 1:38:32

No, he shouldn't be. But this guy, I also feel like freaking me the fuck out. He loves using cuss words. He just never knows where to put them in perfect sentence. Yeah. He's still learning. He sounds weird. Like he's just learned curse words. That's the only reason why I'm saying he's he's on some sort of mess crack, something. He's lines, bags.

SPEAKER_35 1:39:06

That just proved my point.

SPEAKER_33 1:39:07

Well, what did they do? Well, with AI, they shorted the fucking chips. So, you know, our bitch asses, according to them, because we're nothing but a bunch of she dumb chic bitches. Meh. We are meh. What are they gonna do with that? Oh, you're fucking smartphone prices going up 6.9% because they've shorted chips. Not only are they shorting shit, the terrorists are shorting shit because of things American companies are going in. That's gonna cause an inflation period coming up next year. Fuck what else is motherfucking what else is these motherfuckers gonna do? I'll tell you what these goddamn motherfuckers have planned up their fucking ass that they're coming going to take a shit down your fucking throat. Rent prices are going through the roof.

SPEAKER_24 1:39:59

Oh, rent prices going through the roof.

SPEAKER_33 1:40:02

Let's think about these goddamn fucking healthcare prices, right? Are you ready for this?

SPEAKER_24 1:40:05

Come on, how long is this fucking video? What do you think of smaller? He's trying to teach us, man. This is one of those that I wanted to have.

SPEAKER_33 1:40:12

It's gone long enough when they get it out of my fucking face. I can tell you, you're gonna be now he's life.

SPEAKER_24 1:40:30

Life and health insurance. He is there's no way he's not. He is on a substance. He's on something. Oh, yeah. Multiple things, more than life. I think there's without a shadow of a doubt.

SPEAKER_35 1:40:44

Or just to give him the benefit of a doubt, he hasn't slept in three days. Because of I'm not gonna say that. It's you know, just oh man, I haven't slept in forever. Or you're gonna drive attic.

SPEAKER_33 1:41:00

Paying the prices. You, I, me, I. We all are gonna be the first thing. You, me, I, me, fucking fucking scary. Okay. I gotta do that part again. And healthcare costs. You, I, me, I. Consumers with the ACA next year. This guy's licensed at health and life insurance. I can tell you, you're gonna be paying the prices. You, I, me, I. We all are gonna be paying prices. You, me, I, me, I. We're all paying. Fucking need. Well, what's gonna happen there? Oh, when these big corporations had to buy these raw materials from these small mom pop factories that only make raw material. Well, gee golly, their price is gonna go up. Guess what's gonna go up for the big companies? Davis, your target, your Macy's or president. Don't matter if it's a small land or a high billionaire class. The billionaires are gonna pay more money to their own dumb selves because they're dumb sons of bitches. Hey, you B words! You're a dumb B. Now he says, Because you are stupid, you're raising prices on your stupid selves, you dumb fucks. Oh, same with your millionaire class. Moron.

SPEAKER_24 1:42:18

I think he's seen some of those shows on like CNBC or or a podcast or a YouTube channel where it's someone actually giving valuable information, you know, and he goes, Trying to repeat it. Shit, shit, motherfucker, I can do that. And here we go. That's what we get.

SPEAKER_33 1:42:38

Or raising your own prices on your own self. When you do things, yeah, then you're consolidating. You know, with the Warner Brothers acquisition between one of those companies, rich are only kind of coughing up each other with the Civil War. It's gonna get worse. Your rent prices are gonna go through the roof, everything's gonna go through the roof, grocery prices are going through the motherfucking roof. Trust me, people, buckle the motherfuck up. There we go. 2026.

SPEAKER_35 1:43:04

He said it like for the third time. Buckle the fuck up.

SPEAKER_33 1:43:11

Worse than it was during COVID. We are already having record data showing that everything is freaking video five minutes long.

SPEAKER_26 1:43:19

Yeah, wait.

SPEAKER_33 1:43:21

We will have the atomic of Bolton scientific community in January, live on YouTube, that releases the doomsday call to the smart people around that understand things. Last year that understand things at midnight, 89 seconds. It ain't improved. We've only gotten closer to midnight. So buckle up, people. Buckle up when you have moron leaders in Washington, DC that don't give a fuck about you because they're right, Todd. Bought them up their hand, and all they are is puppet man cheering candidates. They don't protect you. Why is there protect American people? They don't protect anything. I, Todd Lawrence Davis, will tell you the truth. Okay. I, Todd Lawrence Davis promise you to be honest, truthful, and everything. Okay. I, Todd Lawrence Davis, promise to make sure that this shit stops.

SPEAKER_22 1:44:13

Thank you.

SPEAKER_33 1:44:14

And if you want this shit to stop here in America, you need to support Davis, Mavis 2028. Because together we can unite. Together we can get things more affordable. Together we can break the backs of corruption. But if we remain cheap like they want, get anything done. We must rise, rise, and rise. No more anything. Anything. Let's make America hard again.

SPEAKER_24 1:44:49

Hard again.

SPEAKER_33 1:44:50

Love and peace. Hard again.

SPEAKER_15 1:44:56

One, two, three, and six. My neck, my back, take my pussy, and my back.

SPEAKER_38 1:45:03

My neck, my back, lick my pussy. My deck, my back, I lit my pussy, and my pack. More my deck. My back. I lit my pussy.

SPEAKER_27 1:46:42

Nice.

SPEAKER_33 1:46:48

I am part lizard, and I can prove it to you. Okay.

SPEAKER_25 1:46:53

You have a lizard dick? Egg?

SPEAKER_35 1:46:56

That came out of my life. Craziest sequence.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:58

That came out of my Isn't that a chicken egg? Hey guys, this is my impression of an owl who not only has a cold, but also just got done eating pen bean burritos from Taco Bell.

TikTok Talent Show And Rankings

SPEAKER_24 1:47:16

For real. Hey guys, this is my Actually not cool. Not cool. No. You didn't like that one? Not cool, not funny, not kind of a pretty shitty way to end that series of events. Jitty. Yeah. You're right. You like to you get a good way of turning it around. What what is that? What is that noise? TikTok talent show, baby. What that is. That's what we're now we're on to the TikTok talent show. Yeah, just show us the interest of this segment.

SPEAKER_52 1:47:53

Right, girl. I wanna make you sweat. I'm gonna make your dream, girl. That feeling. TikTok talent show. I know you need that bump bump bump. Tonight I'm gonna give you the best of me. Tonight I'm gonna bring the ecstasy. I'm bringing all your dreams with the summer breeze. Let's taste of the ocean on your fantasies. Cause I know you want my high love. I know you want it. I know you need my love. I know you need it.

SPEAKER_38 1:48:18

You wanna feel my hollow.

SPEAKER_52 1:48:21

You wanna feel it? Now I'ma give you all of me. Cause I know you always dreamed. That I wanna rock with you, dance with you, give you what you need. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, dance into the streets, I wanna roll with you, bro. Go with you, never miss a beat. I wanna ride with you, fulfilling all your dreams. Cause to then I'm gonna give you the best of me. Tonight I'm gonna bring the ecstasy. Now I'm bringing all your dreams with the summer breeze. Let's say still those are your fantasies. Cause I'm gonna make you moan, girl. I'm gonna make you wet.

SPEAKER_38 1:48:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_52 1:48:53

I wanna make you rock, girl. I wanna make you sweat. I'm gonna make your dream, girl. That feeling's gonna come. Cause I know you want, I know you need that bum bum bum bum bum. I wanna make you moan, girl. I wanna make you wet. Somebody's out there wanna make clack clap.

SPEAKER_11 1:49:09

He said that clap.

SPEAKER_52 1:49:12

I'm gonna make your dream, girl, that feeling's gonna come.

SPEAKER_24 1:49:20

He has a lyric stuff. I mean, after it.

unknown 1:49:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 1:49:30

No, like he had his lyrics up, and on the part where he claps, he said, okay, do clap, and then another clap.

SPEAKER_35 1:49:41

He's pretty low on the totem pole so far. Oh far. Yeah. So far? Yeah. He's pretty low.

SPEAKER_26 1:49:48

Okay. He's first so far.

SPEAKER_24 1:49:50

But he's shown effort for sure. Like he's got energy in what he believes in. He so that's that's he believes, yes. He is that's good for him. He's rap god.

SPEAKER_32 1:50:01

Now this guy gets points.

SPEAKER_24 1:50:02

But he also somebody like if he has a good friend, this is what I think about the most of the time. If he has a really good friend, his friend would tell him, stop.

SPEAKER_27 1:50:12

You suck.

SPEAKER_24 1:50:13

Oh you're fucking insane.

SPEAKER_27 1:50:16

So he doesn't have any friends.

SPEAKER_24 1:50:18

Wait. A really good friend. Or what is he doesn't have a really good friend?

SPEAKER_27 1:50:21

Or is that his only one video?

SPEAKER_24 1:50:24

Or does he have a friend that's like, let me make you a beat for that? Or he didn't tell. See, that's what I'm saying. But if he had a really, really good friend that was true to him, loyal to him, he would tell him, You need autumn to make a beat. Fucking stop. You're freaking people out, man. What about our next contestant? I know, he's gonna freak me as fuck out. But I'm gonna respect it. I respect it. This is already.

SPEAKER_41 1:50:51

I mean, you're ridiculous. Yeah, boy.

SPEAKER_24 1:50:57

Green ranger.

SPEAKER_41 1:50:58

Let me find wheel with eagle. You can see it right if I want to put your back your pick, yellow, but I'm gonna give it to a mask.

SPEAKER_35 1:51:12

He really likes the green ranger.

SPEAKER_41 1:51:23

The green winger.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:29

That might be my favorite thing we I've seen tonight. Okay. For real. The Green Ranger. Yeah, he's number one. He's number one for me. And I hate this guy.

SPEAKER_35 1:51:45

Cause he thinks he's great.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:48

That's why I don't like him, because he thinks he's great, and he's obviously fucking not. No. Correct. Yeah. Thank you. Moving on. Having a great time. Oh, yeah. Support this fella. Support him.

SPEAKER_35 1:52:21

God, I wish I had this setup.

SPEAKER_24 1:52:35

I mean, I don't know why he's not speaking English. Obviously, that's the language he's trying to speak.

SPEAKER_35 1:52:42

But either way, I still I really fuck with it for sure. I download this to a playlist if he had it available. Sure.

SPEAKER_24 1:52:51

Yeah. I'd put it into the night. I'd put it on my Microsoft Zoom. Zoom? Zoom? Fuck yeah. Zoom? I put it on my Zoom. I'm gonna fucking find one.

SPEAKER_35 1:53:06

We should I need to buy one.

SPEAKER_17 1:53:11

Um Deuce Bigelow, fat white jiggolo, fucking on a sand ho. Homie, but I didn't know. She went just on dude there, kissing on the missile toe. Fuck a mile level, but the old meal kill em both. I just hit a pick and roll, hit it on the backboard, then the trap buttons, nigga from another landlord. I just need a pancore, fucking looking sand for. I just need a freedom, let me scoop up in her back door. Pullin' on the backboard, take another heater, boy can sit in and a bitch, walking round like I'm a Jeta. I'm a young different Jeta tryna find another eater. And the bitch can be big too. Low Que Lativa, got a beater with a heater, swap like Skeeter. If the bitch need rub, burden on the cater. I'd have cleaned down cleaner. Tree fine seen her. And as long as I ain't do the shit, she ain't do it either. Man, I know a couple feeders that'll squaw before a teenager. I know a couple gangsters, getting though a streamer. Stop it to a speamer. I need a little beamer. Red finally working, they thought I was a dreamer. All leather like a greaser, killing the freezer. Fuck out of fool, man. I've been like a reaver. Your mama is a tweaker. Don't lie to me, I've seen ther. Your thing talking shit. Stick a finger in the speaker. I'm ropping with a laser and I don't need a feature. What you call a bad idea when they looking like a creature. Stop my damn preacher, looking like a geezer. You better make a middle, I still a little scissor. She is not a fan of me, then I'm full of vanity. I'm trying to feel the inside, starting the anatomy. I'm a little pistol at your family and faculty. Johnny Cage full of it, I'm talking about fidelity. Well, I go wrong with a thousand souls.

SPEAKER_16 1:54:31

That baby is mine. I pull up this two bitch. I don't care if it's white.

SPEAKER_35 1:54:38

Number one. Obviously. Right now. I you need to send me that. I need to do that.

SPEAKER_24 1:54:45

That's fucking great, actually. That's that's tight. Him and his friends are having a damn good time filming that video. And his friends were like, let me put a beat to it.

SPEAKER_26 1:54:58

Kid Rock.

SPEAKER_24 1:54:59

He I mean, with all due respect, but in all honesty, this guy's lonely, for sure. I you know shout out, bro.

SPEAKER_35 1:55:11

You know.

SPEAKER_32 1:55:13

What is this? Uh new kids are on the block or something?

SPEAKER_24 1:55:32

There's a lot of times I don't include lip syncing videos. What do you mean? That's fucking there's a shit ton of lip syncing videos. But this guy, well, when you know that they didn't even sing the song. Like the rap song we just saw, he wasn't doing that live, but he put the vocals down himself.

SPEAKER_35 1:55:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_24 1:55:55

And so yeah, he's lip syncing for the video. Alright. To make a music video.

SPEAKER_38 1:56:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_24 1:56:03

These people just lip sync because they they can't even sing. I've had too many beers. Oh. But this guy knows the actual words. A lot of the people lip sync and just don't. He's got trained as choreography of that. He's trying, but yeah, he's copy rough.

SPEAKER_15 1:56:39

Yeah, boy. Mm-hmm. I understand you want your friend to treat you like a goddess. I treat you better than anyone could, and you know I'm being honest. Look out, change, but I will not change for you. Stare at the camera. Look out. I will not change for you.

SPEAKER_35 1:57:38

No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Seriously. That right there. That's a fucking hit.

SPEAKER_11 1:57:46

I like it.

SPEAKER_35 1:57:47

No, that's actually great.

SPEAKER_24 1:57:50

But I forgot.

SPEAKER_22 1:57:51

I heard that on the wait a minute. I kind of like that.

SPEAKER_24 1:57:54

I was really liking that. The video is fucking disgusting. It's crazy. It's fucking terrible. It's out of pocket. It's out of it's out of pocket. It's out of pocket. It's out of left field. It is it's no longer. Oh, for sure. It should not fucking exist. No, we should not do that. But the sound, the music, that song is great. That that was great. It reminds me of those 80s movies. It's just a classic 80s. Yeah. I can hear that being a soundtrack to a movie for sure. Like that was that was great. The video, get it the fuck out of my face. I don't want to see that shit. Nobody wants to see your face. Nobody wants to see it. Even if it was behind him with the camera set up in his car and he's just driving, kind of singing the song. He should smoke a cigarette singing the song. That'd be great. That's it. But him in front of a tree with somebody's like a razor phone, it's it doesn't hit the way he thinks it does. No. Because they can understand the vision, but it doesn't, it doesn't go that way. Musically? That was great, actually. Yeah. I don't normally like 80s music, but that was kind of running. I don't smoke. I'm inside the truck. Say I don't smoke.

SPEAKER_11 1:59:10

I'm inside the truck.

SPEAKER_38 1:59:12

I don't smoke. I'm inside the truck. When I'm drunk, I smoke the whole hat.

SPEAKER_27 2:00:10

I don't smoke. Alright, not too bad.

SPEAKER_24 2:00:13

Not too bad. Uh that's number two. Number two. That's number two for me. Number one is uh the eighties song or the rap guy. The rap guy. Rap. Oh the like so we have rap guy, eight rap and that right there.

SPEAKER_35 2:00:30

So rap song for sure is number one for me. It just that was great. 80s song or that.

SPEAKER_24 2:00:37

I guess I'll go 80s and what we just saw. One, two, three. And and in concession, and and in progression. Okay. Okay. Let's chip. We'll reconvene about this right after this. I have to piss so bad.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:53

Regulators. We regulate any stealing up his property. We're damn good too. What? But you can't be any geek off the street. Okay. Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_35 2:01:03

That's a remix. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:05

Regulators.

SPEAKER_35 2:01:07

Fully on you, brother. Out there. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:09

It's a clear black night, a clear white blue 1J on the streets. Drawing like a suit. The skirts for the east. So I can get some bones rolling in my ride. See a car full of girls, it'll leave the tweet. Are you skirts? No one's up with two and three. The hooks are left on two or loose. Some brothers showing dice and I said let's do this. I jump out the ride and I said, What's up? Some brothers tore some gas, so I said I'm stuck. So these girls deep and be, I'ma glide it's where. These hookers looking so hard, they straight hit the card. On some bigger, better days, and some horny tricks. I see my homie and some suckers off in his nights. I'm getting in jail, I'm thinking myself. I can't believe they take a wine cough, they took my wings, they took my roll-ups. I looked at the butter, he said, damn my snakes. They got my homie hand up, and they all around. And another sea of God that's about the bell. They wanna come up quick before they start to clap. I best pull out my strap and lay them bosses down. They got guns in my hands, I think I'm going down. I can't believe what's happening. My own cup I have wings on. Let me contemplate. I glance in the cup, and I see my homie knock 16 in the clip. They want in the hole. They don't make somebody turn call. Now they drop it and yell it. It's a tabular. They don't want you at the regular.

SPEAKER_35 2:02:32

He's not on my list. He's a went on for too long.

SPEAKER_27 2:02:35

Man, you know he too long. He can deepen the voice a little bit.

SPEAKER_24 2:02:39

You need to cut these videos. You need to cut these videos. Yeah. No, yes, you do. They go on for too long. I like a slow burn sometimes. You are fucking psycho. These go on for way too long. Yeah, I mean, I'm yeah, I'm psycho. I I gotta say the 80s song is probably my top one. Top one? I'm gonna have to go. And then it goes to that one rap. It's the rap for me number one, and then the 80s song number two. And I think in this podcast we don't give a fuck about third place. So we're gonna go number one, number two. Fuck third place. But maybe third place is the best place. Third place is the best place. Third place? Third place is the best place. We're gonna kick your fucking tripod over. It's the 80s song, because third place is the best place. So who's second?

SPEAKER_35 2:03:30

Third place.

SPEAKER_24 2:03:30

Well in me for me.

SPEAKER_35 2:03:32

Third place.

SPEAKER_24 2:03:34

Who's your third place? That's the winner. We're going in the turn place. Is the second place for me? No, no, no. You're winner of the third place. I don't understand what you're saying to me right now. The winner of the turd place? Who came in turd? Which is the top, the champion. Who came in third? No, not third. Terd! Which is the first? The rap. Third place is the champ. The rap. We came in first. Third place. So who's second? Second is is the 80s song. Okay. You got me so confused with that. I'm sorry. Turned, I'm thinking third. No, turd place. Champion! Because it's a laugh until we fart podcast where we talk about shit fart a piss.

SPEAKER_35 2:04:20

Shit who's poop-poop too.

SPEAKER_24 2:04:29

No, rat number one. Yeah. 80s two. And you are 80s two rap one. 80s one. Day one. 80s turn. Rap two. What's your turn?

SPEAKER_27 2:04:43

I'm going with that too. Rap.

SPEAKER_24 2:04:45

Oh, rat turd?

SPEAKER_27 2:04:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_24 2:04:48

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_27 2:04:49

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_35 2:04:51

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_26 2:04:54

He's alright.

SPEAKER_24 2:04:55

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The 80s was cool, but the the reason why he's number two? He didn't put enough confidence in the forefront to understand that that was a fucking banger. And he he had to get rid of the rec the terrible fucking video for that. He didn't have that friend. That video was terrible. Or else he would have got number one. Or else he would have got number one for me. But the video. But that song was rolling. But the the first guy, the rap guy, it was a great fucking rap, and the video was like number one.

SPEAKER_35 2:05:31

Turn number turn for this fucking laugh toy for a podcast guy.

Closing Thoughts And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_41 2:05:36

Damn it. Shit.

SPEAKER_22 2:05:38

Well, I hope everybody enjoyed this uh fantastic premier episode of season six. And uh we'll catch y'all on the flip fly. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_44 2:05:54

You know it's time to get it started. Let me introduce you all to Shane. Hard is okay. Yeah, we gotta rep. I know that you're gonna have a good laugh, bringing you the comedy that you really need. Keep it entertained. You better believe, so let's get it back. No more time. Gonna make us laugh until we fart.

SPEAKER_43 2:06:12

Shane, if that's what we want. Shane we want.