Rum & Nerdy
Two rambling idiots stumble through Rum, Movies, Television Shows, Theme Parks, and all things Nerdy. With backgrounds in entertainment and theme park design you never know where each show will take you... but there will be booze. how attachments are handled.
Rum & Nerdy
Episode 6.13: Nerdy Blinders
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This week, Greg and Garrick almost stay on topic.
Kicking things off with a brief dive into Peaky Blinders, the conversation quickly takes a turn when the guys crack open a deck of Chat Pack cards and let fate decide the direction of the episode. What follows is a completely unpredictable mix of questions, answers, side tangents, and the kind of random nonsense that somehow still feels very on-brand.
The usual rum takes a back seat this week as the drink of choice is a classic Guinness, proving that sometimes you’ve got to mix things up… even if the conversation goes completely off the rails.
No structure. No plan. Just two guys, a stack of questions, and whatever happens next.
Pour a pint and see where it goes.
Two rambling idiots—Greg and Garrick—bring you the *Rum & Nerdy Podcast*, a weekly dive into the world of nerd culture through the eyes of late 40s/early 50s dads who still can't get enough of their favorite movies, TV shows, and theme parks. With a deep love of all things nerdy and a shared passion for good rum, these two buddies mix laid-back humor, nostalgic memories, and plenty of laughs as they discuss everything from classic sci-fi to the latest pop culture trends.
Hey everybody, welcome to Rum and Nerdy. I'm Greg. And I'm Garrick. And this is episode 6.13 Nerdy Blinders. What are we talking about today, Greg? I've been watching Peaky Blinders, and I'm in the final season, and there's a movie coming out or something.
SPEAKER_03So you're saying I need to get caught up?
SPEAKER_05I'm I'm almost done with that. I think I got like four episodes left.
SPEAKER_03No, you're saying I need to get caught up. Oh, you should. Pre pre-movie.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. How much of it have you watched?
SPEAKER_03The first episode?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You gotta get job. It's so fucking good.
SPEAKER_03I know, I know.
SPEAKER_04By all of the PK fucking blinders.
SPEAKER_03Okay, hey, on that note, you had these chilled Guinness glasses brought up here. Yeah. So that we could each enjoy a tasty Guinness. Fully that shit. And then stuff happened and we've been here a while. Yeah, this studio.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Hear that nitrogen pop.
SPEAKER_05It's not ready for it. Oh, is it is it? Guinness isn't made for foliing.
SPEAKER_03It's not, it's so smooth.
SPEAKER_05It's so smooth it's got beards on our hands.
SPEAKER_03Wow, it that's the quietest thing we've ever poured. There you go.
SPEAKER_05Oh, see, you gotta freeze the glass. That's the stuff. Yeah, that that way it's awkward to hold. No, once you poured, it's fine. Oh, you see, you got the nitrogen cartridge on him.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that was good.
SPEAKER_05So fucking creamy. And the port. Give me a second. Hurry up.
SPEAKER_03God.
SPEAKER_05Damn it. Anyway, um we're gonna Did you ever watch House of Guinness? I have not yet. I put it on my iPad for my travel, but I've been again, Peaky Blinders. It's all Peaky Blinders all the time.
SPEAKER_03Well, House Guinness, you'll really like it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's funny, it's it's uh I've been I've watched so little of um I've watched so little of of TV and episodic stuff that it's taken me so long just to get through s 36 episodes. That's the entirety of Peaky Blinders is 36 episodes. Cheers.
SPEAKER_03Don't we have to wait for the thing to fit? Look, my po my pour is perfect. It's got the Yeah, you can see the the the little the little bubble thing falling on. Where it looks like chocolatey before it goes pitch black This is delightful.
SPEAKER_05Fucking hell. Low carb before it was cool. Anyway, um least interesting first three minutes of our show ever.
SPEAKER_03We listen to the guys pour not their drink of choice.
SPEAKER_05No, no, not our drink of choice. Anyway.
SPEAKER_03Not that it isn't a drink of choice, but it's it's off brand.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Uh yeah. It's uh well it's off. I mean, it's not an off brand, it's just off our brand.
SPEAKER_03It's off our brand.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Anyway, um, so okay, so today we we wanted to do something pretty simple. Uh after having Andy on last week. Wasn't that great, we assume. Uh Let me have a stack of these. Uh we're we're going back to the chat pack. These are always kind of interesting way for us to pass some time.
SPEAKER_03It it's what it's one of those fun uh uh off-schedule recording banker episode. Hey, we are not going to be able to be topical. Let's be interesting. Or try or try to be.
SPEAKER_05We should do a set of these. We should make a set of these.
SPEAKER_03Rum and nerdy, the chat pack.
SPEAKER_05The yeah, chat pack or chat pack rum and nerdy edition. There you go. And just we'll have to make up, I don't have very many.
SPEAKER_03It'd be be a combination of rummy questions and nerdy questions. Yeah. And some of the nerdy questions are like, hey, it'll be like the anti-chat pack. Hey, are you are you trying to drive people away from your conversation? Ask them about how ask them about how dilithium crystals work.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Bring a guitar out after you've been drinking all night. That's how you let everybody know it's time to go. Okay, um, oh see, this one everybody already knows this answer for me. Okay. What is your all-time favorite scene from a movie? You know the answer to this for me.
SPEAKER_03Oh, God. Uh um. Oh, yeah. Uh. Lord of the Rings, you bow to no man.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03See, you see you say shit like that, and I get like I start to worry and I start to go through all of the Was it this? Was it that? No, that was that person's favorite scene. Was it this? No, no. Hold on. I know this one. You got it. You're fine. I feel like we may have had that one before. I don't know if I have a favorite scene in a movie.
SPEAKER_05Just make one up.
SPEAKER_03Uh that that that part in Alien where that thing popped out of the dude.
SPEAKER_05That's a good one. Wait, alien or or um sure. Or uh Spaceballs. Because it happened at both.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Spaceballs was actually quite funny. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. I'm looking at my right thing. Actually, maybe space balls when they when they make it to now.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I always enjoyed that.
SPEAKER_05That's a good scene too. Where are we?
SPEAKER_03What is this? We're at now now. We passed when? Then just now. Can we go back?
SPEAKER_05No. No. Why? We missed it. When? Just now.
SPEAKER_03When will then be now? Soon. Holy shit. Uh yeah. Okay. This is this is one of the dumbest questions I've ever read. And this feels like the kind of thing that you would see on a dating app.
SPEAKER_05Hold on. Before we go into that, I do want to say non sequitur. So when you know a scene somebody's talking about, right? Yeah. Somebody's making a reference, an odd reference, and you're like, I I know that, and you have to pay homage to it. So I was explaining this to Sandy. Sandy didn't like I made a reference and she made a small comment to where she acknowledged she knew what that was from, but then she didn't follow it up. She didn't say, ha ha, you're any of that. And I said, You you know I didn't go knew what? Like she didn't even acknowledge that she acknowledged it. It was weird for me. And then like the next day, something's going on, and um, like she's on her her uh switch or whatever, and it was like that the life forms. That the life forms, do you think and I do the do do do do do do do do do do and she's like, Yeah, yeah, that one. And I'm like, see that you're supposed like like you you acknowledge in a fun way that you know that yeah. It's and she didn't understand that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's felt huh, okay.
SPEAKER_05I felt weird. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. Is it my turn? Yeah. Okay, my shitty dating app question. Which month of the year do you think would best describe your personality? Oh jeez. Like that's just a terrible one.
SPEAKER_05That is a terrible question.
SPEAKER_03Um Should I pick another one or do you want to pick a month?
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna say August for me. You know, sweaty in a lot of spots and uh April twenty fifth.
SPEAKER_03Not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You're a light jacket kind of fan.
SPEAKER_03And you see, and that and you didn't get it, and you just moved on. I did not get is that that's uh that's uh for Miss Congeniality. Oh what's your what's your perfect date? Describe your perfect date. Uh April twenty fifth. Okay. I didn't I that's okay.
SPEAKER_05I don't know that I've seen that whole movie.
SPEAKER_03That's a running joke with my work friends.
SPEAKER_05Makes sense. Somebody bring it up, like, oh yeah, we're we're doing this thing. I think it's April 25th.
SPEAKER_03Better not be April 24th, or I'm screwing up this whole bit. Anyway, but they're like, oh yeah, we got this thing going on. It's gonna be on April 25th. The perfect day. And then we scare the crap out of new people.
SPEAKER_05As one does. Okay. I'll start unless you have a non-secretary and you want to interrupt me.
SPEAKER_03I'm I'm how can I interrupt you if you're not already talking?
SPEAKER_05Which particular historical document or portion thereof do you think every American should know by heart?
SPEAKER_03We absolutely have read those as the Mula report. I think you gr I remember. I think uh I think you grab from the uh the front of the pack.
SPEAKER_05I uh you had a st you handed them to me.
SPEAKER_03No, well here. I'm gonna I'm gonna hand you another pack. Another thing. Yeah. We haven't done one of these episodes in like three years, so no.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_05If we still had an intern, we could track that kind of shit. No. Okay, so if you could see the front page of the national newspaper dated January first, 2100, what do you imagine that the main headline might see? World still ended.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, something about the robot overlords.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yes. I would I would imagine that it says something like 100011101001100.
SPEAKER_03Did you hear that thing where the two AIs were talking to one another?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03And then they got they got bored with English, invented their own language, and they started communicating in a language that no one knows what it is. They're just like, hey, this is what we're talking to in to each other with now.
SPEAKER_05That's crazy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And did they speak in like code, or were they like speaker microphone speaking?
SPEAKER_03No, I think it was like you were watching the text transcripts back and forth or something or something like that.
SPEAKER_05So in theory, you could watch the text and go like, oh, okay, well, this word means this, and the I I don't even know, dude. That's messed up.
SPEAKER_03All I know is that they invented a language that was better for them to communicate back and forth to, and we can't check it.
SPEAKER_05Nothing creepy about that.
SPEAKER_03Um if you could have the voice of any famous person, living or deceased, whose voice would you want to claim is your own?
SPEAKER_05Christopher Walken. I would I would totally be that guy. I couldn't wait for a a meeting, a a meeting with a client. I might I see I I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_03I might do like Orson Wells. Something where like ah I don't know. Be something something a little more obscure where you could just sort of go on a rambling tangent. Werner Herzog or something.
SPEAKER_05I could see you like totally being like John Madden.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. There's a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
SPEAKER_05Uh I would like do that, and like it but but like you know, your work speak, but I don't know what your work speak is per se. Anyway, um yeah, I I would tech to money back would be Christopher Walken. That's pretty solid. Yeah, you know. Still. Yeah. Still today on Ramener, episode 6.13.
SPEAKER_03There are so many Hollywood actors that have a really good walk-in.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Ugh.
SPEAKER_05Tom Hiddleston does pretty good.
SPEAKER_03He does pretty good. Um Yeah. There's a there's a handful of them out there. Every time I every time I see them in through reels doing a walk-in bit, I gotta stop and listen because they're just great.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um reminds me of whole other thing. Um I think it was Rounders or something like that. It was a Ben Affleck, not Ben Ben Affleck, the other one. Um Matt Damon movie where he's a card player and it's got John Malkovich in it. And John Malkovich is like this Russian guy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But apparently nobody knew John Malkovich was going to do that voice that he does.
SPEAKER_04You better have my money.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. I heard I heard they I heard they had to have a meeting with Malkovich to ask him to tone it down a little bit. They're like, okay, look, we come we know what you're going for here. We need you to dial that back. Because no one told him to do it.
SPEAKER_05He just like Well, in an interview, Matt Dame was like, they started that scene and nobody knew he was gonna do it. And so they like they all did like trying to not bust up laughing. You know, you better have my money.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Great fucking interview, but anyway. Uh John Malkovich.
SPEAKER_05I think that might have been the one where um like Matt Dame is asking, was like, because he was like, damn, it was like fucking John Malkovich, and it was like, hey, hey Mike. What are you doing? It's like nobody knows this, but I'm a terrible actor. Or something like that. I don't know. It's fucking funny. Anyway, is it mine? I think it's mine. Oh no. I asked this one already. Or then did you go? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh okay, here's here's here's mine. Uh if uh if like the newspaper or milk, you could have anything of your choice delivered to your doorstep every morning, what particular item would you want it to be?
SPEAKER_05That's easy. Pez, cherry favorite pez. No, that sorry, what's that from? Uh Stand by Me.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, what did I got another one?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um no, uh, if I could have one thing delivered.
SPEAKER_03I got mine already. Like, not even Okay, go. Use a first not even a close second for me. Appropriately ripened avocados. Like, that's not even a joke. Every day you get an appropriately ripe avocado. Two, maybe two. I go through a lot of avocados. You go to the grocery store and you're like, these are too hard, these are too soft, you get home and the next day they're all bad.
SPEAKER_05It and you're like, what the hell? I had a couple that's that we had refrigerated, but they were hard for two weeks. You refrigerate them? Sometimes. Is that the secret? Is that the secret to avocados? Um, like, because I, you know, you know, I I I kinda I put them in in like salads and we have a lot of salads, so I keep them refrigerated so they're cold in the salad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I didn't realize they kept better. Oh yeah. Well fuck.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. This chase But when they're hard, you want to keep them out. Like if you want if if you've got a really hard one, uh uh avocado and you want it to soften up, put it in a paper bag.
SPEAKER_03Nah. I'll I'll eat them. I'll eat 'em inappropriately hard.
SPEAKER_05But you you're not gonna make guacamole out of it.
SPEAKER_03I am not. No. So I'm gonna go. I'm going to I'm gonna scoop it out. No, I I rarely put the effort into making guacamole. Yeah, so I usually just sprinkle some olive oil and lemon pepper on them and then just a spoon and that's it.
SPEAKER_05Well, if you're going to make guaca and they're hard, you put them in a paper bag. Because something about there's a it uh off gasses some certain thing. I don't know, whatever, but it works, it really fucking works.
SPEAKER_03Anyway. What's the time period they need to be in the paper bag for?
SPEAKER_05Like a day. Oh, okay. Yeah. So like the next day they're usually like.
SPEAKER_03So it's not like you can't flash fresh flash ripen them.
SPEAKER_05No, I've I tried different things when I needed a a soft avocado, but it you can't make it work.
SPEAKER_03Just microwave it for ten seconds. Yeah. What what would uh what would you have delivered every day? Oh you know, it a a Lego set? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah, I would have a Lego set every day.
SPEAKER_03Of course, it didn't it didn't specify it here, but I'm assuming you have to pay for these. Yeah. Like a subscription service.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. If it was reasonable, I'd say once a week. A Lego set a week would be good.
SPEAKER_03Lego set a week? Yeah. Every day appropriately ripe avocado.
SPEAKER_05Makes sense. Okay. Um if your name were given as the description for any one word in the dictionary, behind what word would people find your name? Example. Hilarious John Smith. That's uh painfully regrettable.
SPEAKER_03Wow, he he read the quiet part out loud.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um Wow.
SPEAKER_03Okay, uh so, yeah, it's like in the dictionary it said that was that was the actual example of the card. Hilarious John Smith.
SPEAKER_05That's h that is funny. Tragic. For those not only inside joke, we have a person that we used to know named John Smith.
SPEAKER_03Who was hilarious?
SPEAKER_05Who was hilarious at times? Um but okay, so what about you? So your name appears after one word in the dictionary. Is Shithead one word? Uh no, but I'll allow it. Okay. Yeah. Um I think humble for me. No, no, maybe not. God, uh I don't know. What do you think for me? I think humble for me. Um the juxtaposition. Um Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um I don't know. The o the only thing greater than my my intelligence or my dash and good looks has gotta be my humility. Yes, agreed.
SPEAKER_05Uh I don't know how to answer this one. What would be um Yeah, I don't know. I don't I can't I can't answer this one. This one I the terrible card. I don't like that card. Because a lot of different reasons. I'm gonna skip it. I'm gonna go to another one. If you could open your own retail store, what type of merchandise would you sell? Well, I think this uh is self-evident. Um I would sell kidneys.
SPEAKER_03Jars jars of kidneys just on the wall.
SPEAKER_05I would sell mixed drinks.
SPEAKER_03Mixed drinks? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Pre-mixed or like it would be a very specialty kind of retail. Like you would sit down and there would be a place for you to wait while your custom retail mixed drink is being assembled.
SPEAKER_03You'd have to have some kind of a barrier in between the person making the drink and the people that are selling.
SPEAKER_05Some sort of counter that would hide the various paraphernalia from making such a product. I don't know, maybe something like that. What about you?
SPEAKER_03What was the question?
SPEAKER_05Uh something about if you could open your own retail store, what type of merchandise would you sell?
SPEAKER_03Oh, fuck. Same answer, man.
SPEAKER_05Perfectly ripened avocados.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no, no, no. I'm a consumer of perfectly ripened avocados. Yeah, I same thing, man. I dude. I'm an engineer. It's every engineer's dream to quit and open a bar. Did we just figure out what we're doing when we retire? Or or I don't know, Tuesday. I don't know. I gotta beef up my PayPal account a little bit, but we should we should open a bar.
SPEAKER_05Rum and nerdy the bar. Rum and nerdy the drinking establishment.
SPEAKER_03What if you do that? Just make it a just like a dive bar. Find out find a house. Like purchase a house in a neighborhood and then turn it into a bar to like piss off the HOA.
SPEAKER_05Um You'd have a hard time getting the liquor license for that, but I see where you're going. I think that it would um I would name the place like Site Survey or uh Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03A meeting. There's a bar there's a going to a meeting. There's a bar that there's a it's a restaurant or a bar somewhere that it's called like the office or the firm or something like that, and then everything on the menu, stop fucking chewing on your things. Oh my god. Yeah, stop. No, no chewing of the microphone. Um every item on the menu is called like oh it's a bar because they're like cheeseburger or fries or no shots or pencils or staplers or paper. So it looks like you're ordering office supplies, but it's yeah.
SPEAKER_05Growing up, my dad went to a place, a little corner local blue art card. It was called the Loser's Club. It was appropriate for him. Giggle.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, your question. What is something you always used to love to do that during the last uh year or two you feel like you've outgrown or lost your interest in doing?
SPEAKER_05Uh my first answer I can't say.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I know what your first answer is. But yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I would say right there with you.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um so we know each other's answer.
SPEAKER_03Uh we know the real answer. Now we gotta now we gotta make up an answer for the audience.
SPEAKER_05The thing that I no longer want to do. Oh, here's a really good answer. Okay. Because it's accurate.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05Home improvements. Um or like fuck. Yes. Like my pergola, like there's a couple pieces that have come off, and like it needs like, but I'm like, no, I'm just gonna get a handyman for that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. No. Right there with you, man. Like right there with you. Like I I feel like I've proven myself. Like I have the merit badge for renovating a bathroom, renovating a kitchen, doing floor, doing drywall. There's like I have all of the merit badges. I have nothing to prove, nothing to figure out, and now it's like, oh, this is broken.
SPEAKER_05Like we do this, this, we do for an hour and a half a week, and we it is a struggle to find an hour and a half a week for us to continue to do this. And you know, like, so when it's like, oh, I've got to spend a weekend redoing a thing, no, it just becomes, or now now follow me on this, I'll hire someone. Because like I got other shit to do.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. I had a yeah, I had like a pool pump motor went bad. What is it? Three three wires for the electrical connection and like four bolts between the motor and the the pump housing. Yeah. That's that's fucking easy. That's cakewalk. I called someone. I'm like, yeah, this is broken. Fix this while you're at it. I'm not gonna look at it.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Now I say that I did do a lot of home improvement shit today, but um I mean some.
SPEAKER_05I mean there's stuff you gotta do.
SPEAKER_03Well, there's stuff you gotta do. But like uh my dad came over, so it was less about this needs to be fixed, more about like, I'm doing a thing with my dad, and it was kind of fun.
SPEAKER_05No, I totally get it. And there's stuff like here, um I want to redo the master closets, I wanna there's a lot of stuff I want to do in the backyard.
SPEAKER_03I wanna do um rip out all of your grass in the backyard.
SPEAKER_05Well, yeah, over on the side I want to do pavers and stuff, but the um I'm saying all of the grass.
SPEAKER_03You have a four-foot strip that goes around your pool enclosure. Yeah. Get rid of it. Replace it with like bamboo and rocks or some shit. Like you don't need to have a lawnmower going back there.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Well, I do want to do that, but even the the planter on the inside that we're we're putting astroturf in there. We're doesn't pick plants? Yeah, but we're gonna we're gonna take out the rocks and just put Oh, why the why the rocks? Because the cats play in it, whatever else, and it it still gets like we're gonna do hard pack, we're gonna pull out the rocks and down, level it all out, put some hard pack, and put astroturf. Or not astroturf, but the the um the high length uh putt putt gold grass um where it's like an inch and a half tall grass. Oh shit. Bright green, evergreen, perfect.
SPEAKER_03I may have if you want it.
unknownYeah?
SPEAKER_03The place I had they they had a grass mat and I got rid of it because I don't want it. So my sister was like gonna try to offload it.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Yeah, if it's big enough, I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just give me the dimensions. Yeah, I think that just needs to be easier. Anyway, uh that's what I would do.
SPEAKER_03Cool. Uh is it your turn or my turn?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. You go.
SPEAKER_03Okay. If you could get one thing back that was either lost or destroyed, what would it be?
SPEAKER_05Oh, um this is not that hard actually. I was the Sandy and I talked about it the other day. So when I moved to Florida, uh I was going to Kansas State University, and I expected that I was I was coming back, I had a roommate. Uh they allowed you to score store up to two boxes of stuff that they had a storage place that you could and I I had you know and and you know, mind you, I'd I'd just kind of gotten out of the the Marine Corps and gone to school for a semester. So I didn't really own anything. Everything was in these two boxes. And since I was staying with friends over the summer, I didn't need to carry these two boxes, so I've just stored them. Yeah. And uh then it ended up over the summer, some things changed around, and I moved to Florida, and the guy that I was gonna be roommates with when he went up there, he's like, I just throw it out. I want those two boxes back. It's my childhood yearbooks and Oh wow. Uh yeah, there was there was some some things I had growing up, some you know, things that I'd worked on in high school and just some other stuff from theater I did. There was um a literary magazine I was published in called Penpoint. Gone. Um Oh wow, that's tragic. Yeah. You probably didn't ever know that.
SPEAKER_03I mean it was it was like a I did not know about the boxes that you lost in college, but wow.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Oh well. But I'd I yeah, that's if I could get anything back, I'd get those two boxes. What about you? God damn it. I have I have to go after that.
SPEAKER_03Now there's Guinness in my nostrils. Why I j nothing I say could even come close to that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. That's pretty good. I mean do it. Whatever. A car that you once done an old rental property.
SPEAKER_03Um maybe no. Because every no.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03I I I'm I'm kind of a pack rat. I'm a complete hoarder. Yeah. So all of the shit where I'm like, I can never get rid of this. I haven't. So huh. And and you know not having gone through any, you know, horrible tragedy like a you know, a house fire or anything. Like I just I still have all of the crap that I I'm trying to offload crap. Every week I'm giving a box of stuff to my to my sister to sell online. Like toy robots and stuff.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I should just give her some stuff.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, if you're trying to liquidate or downsize, yeah, absolutely, man. So um she turns brickabrac into money.
SPEAKER_05So here's the thing. So um when my mom passed away, we were like, my we've got a couple small boxes of jewelry boxes and stuff of stuff that's not necessarily costume jewelry, but it's not super value. It's not like diamonds.
SPEAKER_03It's not super valuable, but you don't want to put it in a rummage sale, you know, fifty cents a handful or something like that.
SPEAKER_05In fact, it that that box was in my garage when I had a garage sale once, and a lady had found it because she walked into the garage and like assumed that there was some boxes that that and and she's like, I'll take all this, I'll give you twenty bucks for it. And I'm like, the bracelet you're holding in your hand, and it's like a wide it's like that's sterling silver. Yeah. The weight of that bracelet is worth, you know, a couple hundred bucks. It's like, no. Yeah. I mean it was big it was, I mean white it's a white thing, but it's um and she knew it. She's she's like, ah, I'll just take all this off your hands. I'm like, that stuff's not for sale. You sure? I gave you twenty bucks.
SPEAKER_03No, you have like two zeros to that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. But that's all stuff that's um like in a box that we just haven't really wanted to go and do anything with.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and that's that's where I'm at. Having just moved, I have stacks of stuff already boxed where it's like, oh, this entire box is things that I can live without. Right. I don't need to I don't need to be air conditioning them. Fair. Fair, fair.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Um Is it my question now?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think it's your question.
SPEAKER_05If you could know, without a shadow of the doubt, shadow of a doubt, the answer to one question that has always troubled you. What question would you want to have answered once and for all?
SPEAKER_03I've answered one question. Next week's lottery numbers. Okay. Next week's lottery numbers aside. I don't know. Are there aliens? What's the alien deal? Is the government colluding with aliens? Is that a thing? Are they gonna poke up over Iran sometime soon? Like, I don't know. Aliens.
SPEAKER_05I couldn't imagine. Space aliens. Space aliens. The ultimate false flag. Maybe.
unknownMaybe.
SPEAKER_05Didn't they just declassify a bunch of shit?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they did, because there's a whole bunch of other shit that they were trying to distract us with, and like, oh hey, by the way, aliens are real.
SPEAKER_05Check that out. Look over there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's awesome. Uh quick with the stuff.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I don't know. Uh I don't know how to answer this. I mean, I know how I would answer it, but um I'm not going to because it's depressing.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05Your question.
SPEAKER_03Besides your real birthday, what is one other date on the calendar that you think would have been a great day to be born? This is like another one of those shitty dating dating app ones. What's a good day to be born on, if not your day? Pick a day.
SPEAKER_05Honestly, I think um I would go with like 4th of July or something like that. Um like so my birthday being in mid-February is oftentimes adjacent to President's Day, with and I've worked at a lot of places where you get that day off.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05So um so having it close to that, it's always it's good because always around your birthday you get like a three-day weekend. So that helps. Um Fourth of July would be great because you know it's it's far away from the the holidays where you might get a gift. Yeah. So, you know, like Ry Riley's birthday is really like right before Christmas, and it can kind of suck.
SPEAKER_03Oh, it absolutely sucks. My my grandfather's birthday was December 23rd, and we threw him I think it was his 90th birthday, we threw him a birthday party, like birthday party. Grandpa's getting a 90th birthday party. Maybe it was 80. It was it was it was like it was a big birthday. And we threw him a birthday party, and that was it. It was just a birthday party, and he teared up a little bit. He's like, this is the first birthday party I've ever had. Because my birthday has always been lumped in with Christmas. But but I mean that's what you get when you have you know that kind of that kind of a birthday. My my birthday, I'm in May. Yeah, so I have I have it's like the midway between Christmas and my birthday, so as a kid, like you'd always get it was it was a good way to space out presents. Yeah. And then you had like a then you had like an Easter in there, and then like a Thanksgiving in there to kind of box in all that stuff. So it's like, ah, you know what? I have a pretty decent distribution of holidays and gifts and family meals and stuff.
SPEAKER_05So that's why I think like Fourth of July, you've got fireworks, everybody's having a cookout and a barbecue. Yeah. You know, hey, you know, you want to sit around a grill and and drink cold beers and celebrate something? Uh yeah, celebrate me. I'm down. Bingo! Yeah. So Okay. Okay. There you go. That was you. Okay. In your opinion, what is the most significant event that has occurred in the in world history during the last thousand years? You may define significant however you wish.
SPEAKER_03Thousand years.
SPEAKER_05The invention of the internet.
SPEAKER_03I was going to go with the invention of calculus.
SPEAKER_05Which is I think the internet has been the most socially transformative thing that has ever happened to humans.
SPEAKER_03I think you are correct. But we also couldn't have the internet without calculus, so agreed. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05Chicken, egg, whatever.
SPEAKER_03Potato, potato.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03I think those are both very reasonable answers.
SPEAKER_05Also, calculus existed before people figured it out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know. I I I had that argument with uh Neil Legrasse Tyson in my head the other day. They were talking about the invention of calculus on on the Star Talk podcast, and I'm like, and he he said something about math, about math and how it's discovered and moving forward, and I equated it to um was it Michelangelo's quote about uh carving marble statues. He was like, the statue is always there, I just had to remove the marble to get to it. It's like the mathematical relationships between all of these things that exist in the universe, they're there whether we know about it or not. So things like math, it's we just chipped away enough marble to see it. It's not that suddenly integrals exist. So anyway. Makes sense.
SPEAKER_05There you go. Your question.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Whenever you are having a bad day, what is the best thing you can do to help cheer yourself up?
SPEAKER_05Lego.
SPEAKER_03Uh the other one.
SPEAKER_05Unquestionably, assembling Lego gets it that that for the win.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was uh that was an easy answer.
SPEAKER_05What about you?
SPEAKER_03Uh assembling Lego is probably uh probably a close one. I love watching movies. I love watching movies and TV shows like classic ones that I watched. I told you I uh as part of my recent move, my parents gave me all of the boxes of shit that they had been storing for me over the years. Yeah. And one of them is my Lego boat. So it's it's just this boat that I've had. You know, it's you know the big square Lego tiles? It's two wide and nine long, and it's it's three stories tall in one part, but it's it's fully built out with full interiors, like Is it just a thing you built? Yeah, I just started building it in middle school, and then it got bigger and it got bigger and it got bigger, and then you know, by the time I went off to college, it was just this thing. And it went it's one of those things where it's like, hey, I need to uh kind of you know kill some time, you know, you know, relieve stress, whatever. I just go down and fiddle with the stupid boat, like a lot like people would do with uh model trains or some bullshit like that.
SPEAKER_05And I would sit there and like you have that set up.
SPEAKER_03It's in my bedroom right now.
SPEAKER_05I've I I need to know.
SPEAKER_03Next time you're over, you can come over and play. But uh uh Maddie has started playing with it, so the two of us could we were rebuilding it because it was taken up. My parents took it apart in sections and threw it in a cardboard box, and then it may have bounced around between like Chicago and Boston and Florida for a decade or so. So needless to say, there's things that need to be repaired. But uh, but we'll she's like, hey dad, let's go play with the Legos. I'm like, yeah, that's a good idea. We'll just sit there and we'll just we'll have fun playing with the Legos, and it's awesome.
SPEAKER_05That is fantastic, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So I mean, usually, you know, I build sets every now and then, m mostly gift sets from you. But like, I I haven't just dove into a Lego passion creative thing since that dumbass boat, and now hey that's really cool. I'm back clean with it. Yeah, it's fun.
SPEAKER_05I dig it. I'm debating getting that uh Back to the Future clock tower set.
unknownI haven't seen it.
SPEAKER_05No? It's not a Lego, it's a mock.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. That's cool.
SPEAKER_03That's pretty cool.
SPEAKER_05Anyway, um was that mine or yours? That was mine. If you were given a hundred dollar gift certificate to spend in any store, where would you choose to redeem it? Uh does Pornhub count?
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm just kidding. Yours is the Lego store. We already know this. Yeah. God, mine would probably be Lowe's. I hate to say it.
SPEAKER_05Why? Just for stuff for the house?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just home improvement stuff. And plants and things and stuff, yeah. Tragically, most of my spending has has has dropped down to just necessities, so it's like, oh yeah, food and light bulbs. Right or bamboo toilet paper.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I need to uh I need to uh update some stuff around the house.
SPEAKER_03Oh. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing on your phone? That's very rude of you to oh, that's oh shit. Yeah. It's a cool looking set. It's a mock? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's like a hundred and hundred and twenty-five bucks.
SPEAKER_03That's cool as hell. Yeah. I figured you'd like that. Yeah. Is it to scale with the official Lego Deloreo?
SPEAKER_05With one of them, because there's there's a couple different versions. There's the tiny little one and yeah, it's like the regular size one. Cool. The minifigure scale.
SPEAKER_03Nice. Yeah. Okay. Um, if snow could fall in any flavor, what flavor would you choose?
SPEAKER_05I think that it needs to be something wacky and like it needs to be like pina colada, I think. Um just because it's white, I mean, it's kind of like I mean it it you like a pina colada looks kinda like slushy snow. Does this snow taste like cocaine to you? Uh yeah. No, I would say like just because clearly, like if you're gonna get a if you're gonna get a glass and fill it with snow and then drink it, it you better you better make sure it's a good mixer. Yeah. Yeah. That yellow snow. It's not mango. It's husky. Oh god. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Pini colada, that's a good one. Clearly. What about you? Uh I don't know. Mai Thai. I'm like, we kind of are on along the same vein.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Make it make it make it delicious.
SPEAKER_05It's a texture thing.
SPEAKER_03Hmm.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Uh what would your dream house look like? Be as descriptive as possible. Um Golly. Um it would be in the mountains. It um it would be built into the mountain, have grand balconies overlooking the most breathtakingly beautiful valley uh and it would have caves that look like the Bat Cave with lots of toys in it. Like extensive caves, but with just different sections, but the house itself would would look like a log cabiny kind of thing.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05But caves.
SPEAKER_03But caves.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It'd be like, this is my Lego cave, that's where I put all my stuff. Over here is my movie replica uh car cave.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. Mine m mine's surprisingly in a similar vein, but it's uh I'd have an underground volcanic layer. I think it'd just move right past house and into layer. So think of mid-mod think of mid-century modern architecture inside a volcanic layer.
SPEAKER_05Would you have um like sharks with lasers?
SPEAKER_03I would absolutely have sharks with lasers. Well, my volcanic layer ideally would be on a tropical island. So the sharks with lasers can just live around the island. You have to feed them.
SPEAKER_05Well, I think they need a path, like some sort of like system of of tubes.
SPEAKER_03Tubes. Get some tubes that they gotta be able to get into the interior moat. They do have to get into the interior moat. Because uh honestly, how are you gonna protect your throne room if you don't have sharks with laser beams?
SPEAKER_05Is there any doubt that you and I are just fucking children?
SPEAKER_03No. Okay, this next one is really long. I hope this goes somewhere fun. Okay. Suppose that instead of having a name, you had a number, and people would always refer to you as that number. I feel like this was a Black Mirror episode. What number would you want to take the place of your name? Your number can have as many or Or as few a digits as you would like. I got mine.
SPEAKER_05Well, there's part of me that wants you to be like because I'm a child, I'm like number two 'cause you went number two, or sixty-nine 'cause I'm also a child that's male.
SPEAKER_03Um and of of the general gen X timeline.
SPEAKER_05Um there's part of me that would be like 87 because you know that's um you know Kelsey's number. But um you know what? I think I'm going to go with 3.14159. That was mine!
SPEAKER_03And just go by the pie. That was 100% my answer to that question. Yeah. Because you could be you could be a real jerk, and as you're filling out a full like you could either go pie, or you could just say it all out loud.
SPEAKER_05Or I'd be like, some like 10-digit number that's also a prime number, and I'd just be you can call me mega prime.
unknownSomething like that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't care about prime numbers all that much. I mean I know primes are important, but I don't care. I know. That's a hot take coming from me. It's a prime number. I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_05I would be 3.21 gigawatts.
SPEAKER_03There you go.
SPEAKER_05We're twins on something. If you could stand at the pinnacle of any natural object or a man-made structure, what would it be?
SPEAKER_03At the pinnacle of an object or structure?
SPEAKER_05A natural object or a man-made object. If you could stand at the So any object. You could stand at the pinnacle of that. I don't even know.
SPEAKER_03Like, what do you mean pinnacle?
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_05I I just read it. Interpret as you wish.
SPEAKER_03Is that like the apex? Is that like the thing like could stand at the top of the Great Pyramid? That'd be cool. Or the bottom of the Mariana's trench. That would also be well that would that would be crushing, but or or stand and gaze across the sea of tranquility. That's on the moon.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't know. Sea of Tranquility, I think that'd be pretty cool. For some reason, I'd rather go to the moon than the bottom of the Mariana's trench.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It'd be cool to watch it earthrise.
SPEAKER_03Earthrise would be cool.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Although you don't get that when you're on the moon.
SPEAKER_05No?
SPEAKER_03No. You only get the earthrise when you're orbiting the moon. Because the moon always sh has the same face facing us.
SPEAKER_05And then I'd be on a pinnacle of the space shuttle as it circles the moon. And be like, where the fuck is the earth?
SPEAKER_03And you're like, you're on the dark side, motherfucker. Yeah.
unknownOkay. Go.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I think we got one more round before we're Okay.
SPEAKER_03If your life was literally flashing before your eyes, what are the three moments or scenes from your past that you would expect to stand out?
SPEAKER_05Oh, the birth of my kids. I don't know if that counts as two. Um I'll allow it. I would say the birth of my kids or um. I would be a moment with Sandy, and I don't know. It might be Friday, February twentieth, nineteen ninety-one. Okay. It's the first time I kiss Sandy. In her driveway. Yeah. It was Friday, December. Not February. Friday, December 20th, 1991.
SPEAKER_03I'm looking for the model of the car you were probably leaning against.
SPEAKER_05Uh no, that's not in here. That's not in here? Oh. Oh, there you go. I I think Sandy has that at work. Oh, that's cute.
SPEAKER_03Nice. Uh birth of daughter, obviously. Um days would stand out. Jumping out of a plane. No. No, because jumping out of a plane was I mean it was cool. Like, hey, look, I strapped to a navy seal and I'm falling from 18,000 feet. Very few people get to do this. I don't know. It's just not like personally impactful, it's just more like uh hey, I checked that box.
SPEAKER_05I'm glad it wasn't impactful.
SPEAKER_03Okay, fair.
SPEAKER_05I miss it, guy.
SPEAKER_03Fair. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. The falling was wasn't that bad. The sudden stop at the end really put a damper in my day. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, tragically, within the past within the past couple of years, I know a b an awesome one was when uh Maddie and I took that DeLorean out to Titusville.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So I'm sitting there driving a DeLorean, my daughter's next to me in the passenger seat, and Huey Lewis in the news, the power of love came on the radio. The fucking kid it's radio. It was just radio. I'm like, is this the perfect day ever? Like, I mean, that was that was pretty freaking amazing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's stars aligning kind of shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was that was that was awesome.
SPEAKER_05Okay, we got what I'm gonna run through this one because we gotta wrap up. Babe Ruth, James Dean, Elvis Presley. If you could bring back any deceased superstar for one final performance in the respective field, whom would you choose? This is not even hesitation.
SPEAKER_03Oh, we see Rush again. No. Oh, oh, really?
SPEAKER_05Oh Frank Zappa.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, there you go. Okay.
SPEAKER_05That dude was cool.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that yeah, that guy's freaking amazing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03And you? I'd probably probably Frank Sinatra.
SPEAKER_05I heard he's a dick. I didn't know I made that up. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03What do I know? It depends.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but I mean just in theory, he would be so appreciative that he got to come back to life that he would be really nice.
SPEAKER_03Zombie Frank Sinatra. Yeah, with the caveat that you gotta buy me dinner. No, I I don't know. I don't know, man. Like uh it would it'd probably be a musician. Because a musician, you can respect their craft live in person. You know, like if James Dean was here, he'd be like, hey, ask for me. Smoke a cigarette, look cool.
SPEAKER_05Well done. Nailed it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05Fair.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So probably a musician. Um I mean, unless you're seeing like a stage performance of something, but Yeah. I don't know if I don't know if James Dean is really remembered for his off-Broadway work.
SPEAKER_05Probably not.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. There you go. Cool.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03Done.
SPEAKER_05There we have it. There we have it. Are you s you know just to wrap up, are you streaming anything? Like I like I we're talking about.
SPEAKER_03I'm doing Peaky Blinders. I should probably if there's a movie coming out, I should probably get back into that. Uh I'm going to get through Alien Earth. That's gonna be amazing.
SPEAKER_05It's good.
SPEAKER_03I uh just just hanging out at home the other day and I put on community. I forgot how much I enjoyed that show.
SPEAKER_05That was it was that was a pandemic watch that Sandy and I went through all that. Watched a lot of it with the kids for a while until they got bored with it.
SPEAKER_03But I I can't remember it was one of those things where when I first got into it, it was across several different medias. So like I had so season one was random and over here, and then seasons two through five were different and over here. And for some reason, like the first season, I'm watching it on Peacock now. The first season of it, I'm like, I don't remember half of these episodes. This is amazing. So it's like I get to watch brand new community.
SPEAKER_05So um new shows uh we're we're watching a lot of you know, like season twos and stuff. But The Pit with Noah Wiley.
SPEAKER_03I heard really good things about that.
SPEAKER_05Dude, season one was season two is just fucking on fire. And they did a very controversial episode this week.
SPEAKER_03Oh really?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Two ice agents brought in um a woman of uh Latin heritage and uh had her zip tied. But in that process, she's like, yeah, uh she uh kind of fell down the steps, whatever, and something's wrong with her shoulder, so we've gotta get her we've gotta get her, you know, buttoned up before we take her into process. And, you know, one of the the two agents like wouldn't take his mask off and whatever. And um so they're trying to help this woman and and like trying to be, you know, show her any amount of dignity, and they're like, No, you can do it with her handcuff. No, you need to cut these off. We need to do a physical over our shoulder, which you can't do with those. So they do that all and one of the guys just gets finally gets fed up and says, That's it, we're just taking her. And they were like manhandling her, and one of the other doctors, like, dude, settle down. And so he got that doctor got thrown to the ground and arrested for interfering. And um you know, it's in this ER you have uh other patients, other doc nurses that are like, Listen, I'm here legally, but like they don't care. And they had staff walking out because they didn't want to be in the hospital with with uh ICE agents there. That's awesome. And they was like who were legally documented or American citizens, but they were Hispanic Americans, and they were like, No, I like they're just gonna arrest you. Ask questions later. So holy shit. There's um a lot. I mean, it's powerful. That that show everything about that show is just powerful. So um crazy. Awesome. Anyway. We have uh one, I think one more week. And I think we'll have one more episode before we we we go out there, but I think next week is when we ended next week, I think is when we go to Vegas. Oh yeah, that's right. We'll see uh uh Dave Martin. Zero Prep Vacation!
SPEAKER_03Well, moderate prep vacation. We'll see Dave Martin. Demo Dave Pro.com.
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SPEAKER_08And we've got a walk on me, I'm one of your closest friends.
SPEAKER_00And I'm the best girlfriend for four years.
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