Rum & Nerdy

Episode 6.13: Nerdy Blinders

Season 6 Episode 13

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This week, Greg and Garrick almost stay on topic.

Kicking things off with a brief dive into Peaky Blinders, the conversation quickly takes a turn when the guys crack open a deck of Chat Pack cards and let fate decide the direction of the episode. What follows is a completely unpredictable mix of questions, answers, side tangents, and the kind of random nonsense that somehow still feels very on-brand.

The usual rum takes a back seat this week as the drink of choice is a classic Guinness, proving that sometimes you’ve got to mix things up… even if the conversation goes completely off the rails.

No structure. No plan. Just two guys, a stack of questions, and whatever happens next.

Pour a pint and see where it goes.

Two rambling idiots—Greg and Garrick—bring you the *Rum & Nerdy Podcast*, a weekly dive into the world of nerd culture through the eyes of late 40s/early 50s dads who still can't get enough of their favorite movies, TV shows, and theme parks. With a deep love of all things nerdy and a shared passion for good rum, these two buddies mix laid-back humor, nostalgic memories, and plenty of laughs as they discuss everything from classic sci-fi to the latest pop culture trends.


SPEAKER_05

Hey everybody, welcome to Rum and Nerdy. I'm Greg. And I'm Garrick. And this is episode 6.13 Nerdy Blinders. What are we talking about today, Greg? I've been watching Peaky Blinders, and I'm in the final season, and there's a movie coming out or something.

SPEAKER_03

So you're saying I need to get caught up?

SPEAKER_05

I'm I'm almost done with that. I think I got like four episodes left.

SPEAKER_03

No, you're saying I need to get caught up. Oh, you should. Pre pre-movie.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. How much of it have you watched?

SPEAKER_03

The first episode?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. You gotta get job. It's so fucking good.

SPEAKER_03

I know, I know.

SPEAKER_04

By all of the PK fucking blinders.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, hey, on that note, you had these chilled Guinness glasses brought up here. Yeah. So that we could each enjoy a tasty Guinness. Fully that shit. And then stuff happened and we've been here a while. Yeah, this studio.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Hear that nitrogen pop.

SPEAKER_05

It's not ready for it. Oh, is it is it? Guinness isn't made for foliing.

SPEAKER_03

It's not, it's so smooth.

SPEAKER_05

It's so smooth it's got beards on our hands.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, it that's the quietest thing we've ever poured. There you go.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, see, you gotta freeze the glass. That's the stuff. Yeah, that that way it's awkward to hold. No, once you poured, it's fine. Oh, you see, you got the nitrogen cartridge on him.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that was good.

SPEAKER_05

So fucking creamy. And the port. Give me a second. Hurry up.

SPEAKER_03

God.

SPEAKER_05

Damn it. Anyway, um we're gonna Did you ever watch House of Guinness? I have not yet. I put it on my iPad for my travel, but I've been again, Peaky Blinders. It's all Peaky Blinders all the time.

SPEAKER_03

Well, House Guinness, you'll really like it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It's funny, it's it's uh I've been I've watched so little of um I've watched so little of of TV and episodic stuff that it's taken me so long just to get through s 36 episodes. That's the entirety of Peaky Blinders is 36 episodes. Cheers.

SPEAKER_03

Don't we have to wait for the thing to fit? Look, my po my pour is perfect. It's got the Yeah, you can see the the the little the little bubble thing falling on. Where it looks like chocolatey before it goes pitch black This is delightful.

SPEAKER_05

Fucking hell. Low carb before it was cool. Anyway, um least interesting first three minutes of our show ever.

SPEAKER_03

We listen to the guys pour not their drink of choice.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, not our drink of choice. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03

Not that it isn't a drink of choice, but it's it's off brand.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Uh yeah. It's uh well it's off. I mean, it's not an off brand, it's just off our brand.

SPEAKER_03

It's off our brand.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Anyway, um, so okay, so today we we wanted to do something pretty simple. Uh after having Andy on last week. Wasn't that great, we assume. Uh Let me have a stack of these. Uh we're we're going back to the chat pack. These are always kind of interesting way for us to pass some time.

SPEAKER_03

It it's what it's one of those fun uh uh off-schedule recording banker episode. Hey, we are not going to be able to be topical. Let's be interesting. Or try or try to be.

SPEAKER_05

We should do a set of these. We should make a set of these.

SPEAKER_03

Rum and nerdy, the chat pack.

SPEAKER_05

The yeah, chat pack or chat pack rum and nerdy edition. There you go. And just we'll have to make up, I don't have very many.

SPEAKER_03

It'd be be a combination of rummy questions and nerdy questions. Yeah. And some of the nerdy questions are like, hey, it'll be like the anti-chat pack. Hey, are you are you trying to drive people away from your conversation? Ask them about how ask them about how dilithium crystals work.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Bring a guitar out after you've been drinking all night. That's how you let everybody know it's time to go. Okay, um, oh see, this one everybody already knows this answer for me. Okay. What is your all-time favorite scene from a movie? You know the answer to this for me.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, God. Uh um. Oh, yeah. Uh. Lord of the Rings, you bow to no man.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

See, you see you say shit like that, and I get like I start to worry and I start to go through all of the Was it this? Was it that? No, that was that person's favorite scene. Was it this? No, no. Hold on. I know this one. You got it. You're fine. I feel like we may have had that one before. I don't know if I have a favorite scene in a movie.

SPEAKER_05

Just make one up.

SPEAKER_03

Uh that that that part in Alien where that thing popped out of the dude.

SPEAKER_05

That's a good one. Wait, alien or or um sure. Or uh Spaceballs. Because it happened at both.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Spaceballs was actually quite funny. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. I'm looking at my right thing. Actually, maybe space balls when they when they make it to now.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I always enjoyed that.

SPEAKER_05

That's a good scene too. Where are we?

SPEAKER_03

What is this? We're at now now. We passed when? Then just now. Can we go back?

SPEAKER_05

No. No. Why? We missed it. When? Just now.

SPEAKER_03

When will then be now? Soon. Holy shit. Uh yeah. Okay. This is this is one of the dumbest questions I've ever read. And this feels like the kind of thing that you would see on a dating app.

SPEAKER_05

Hold on. Before we go into that, I do want to say non sequitur. So when you know a scene somebody's talking about, right? Yeah. Somebody's making a reference, an odd reference, and you're like, I I know that, and you have to pay homage to it. So I was explaining this to Sandy. Sandy didn't like I made a reference and she made a small comment to where she acknowledged she knew what that was from, but then she didn't follow it up. She didn't say, ha ha, you're any of that. And I said, You you know I didn't go knew what? Like she didn't even acknowledge that she acknowledged it. It was weird for me. And then like the next day, something's going on, and um, like she's on her her uh switch or whatever, and it was like that the life forms. That the life forms, do you think and I do the do do do do do do do do do do and she's like, Yeah, yeah, that one. And I'm like, see that you're supposed like like you you acknowledge in a fun way that you know that yeah. It's and she didn't understand that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's felt huh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

I felt weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Is it my turn? Yeah. Okay, my shitty dating app question. Which month of the year do you think would best describe your personality? Oh jeez. Like that's just a terrible one.

SPEAKER_05

That is a terrible question.

SPEAKER_03

Um Should I pick another one or do you want to pick a month?

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna say August for me. You know, sweaty in a lot of spots and uh April twenty fifth.

SPEAKER_03

Not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. You're a light jacket kind of fan.

SPEAKER_03

And you see, and that and you didn't get it, and you just moved on. I did not get is that that's uh that's uh for Miss Congeniality. Oh what's your what's your perfect date? Describe your perfect date. Uh April twenty fifth. Okay. I didn't I that's okay.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know that I've seen that whole movie.

SPEAKER_03

That's a running joke with my work friends.

SPEAKER_05

Makes sense. Somebody bring it up, like, oh yeah, we're we're doing this thing. I think it's April 25th.

SPEAKER_03

Better not be April 24th, or I'm screwing up this whole bit. Anyway, but they're like, oh yeah, we got this thing going on. It's gonna be on April 25th. The perfect day. And then we scare the crap out of new people.

SPEAKER_05

As one does. Okay. I'll start unless you have a non-secretary and you want to interrupt me.

SPEAKER_03

I'm I'm how can I interrupt you if you're not already talking?

SPEAKER_05

Which particular historical document or portion thereof do you think every American should know by heart?

SPEAKER_03

We absolutely have read those as the Mula report. I think you gr I remember. I think uh I think you grab from the uh the front of the pack.

SPEAKER_05

I uh you had a st you handed them to me.

SPEAKER_03

No, well here. I'm gonna I'm gonna hand you another pack. Another thing. Yeah. We haven't done one of these episodes in like three years, so no.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_05

If we still had an intern, we could track that kind of shit. No. Okay, so if you could see the front page of the national newspaper dated January first, 2100, what do you imagine that the main headline might see? World still ended.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, something about the robot overlords.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yes. I would I would imagine that it says something like 100011101001100.

SPEAKER_03

Did you hear that thing where the two AIs were talking to one another?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And then they got they got bored with English, invented their own language, and they started communicating in a language that no one knows what it is. They're just like, hey, this is what we're talking to in to each other with now.

SPEAKER_05

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And did they speak in like code, or were they like speaker microphone speaking?

SPEAKER_03

No, I think it was like you were watching the text transcripts back and forth or something or something like that.

SPEAKER_05

So in theory, you could watch the text and go like, oh, okay, well, this word means this, and the I I don't even know, dude. That's messed up.

SPEAKER_03

All I know is that they invented a language that was better for them to communicate back and forth to, and we can't check it.

SPEAKER_05

Nothing creepy about that.

SPEAKER_03

Um if you could have the voice of any famous person, living or deceased, whose voice would you want to claim is your own?

SPEAKER_05

Christopher Walken. I would I would totally be that guy. I couldn't wait for a a meeting, a a meeting with a client. I might I see I I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03

I might do like Orson Wells. Something where like ah I don't know. Be something something a little more obscure where you could just sort of go on a rambling tangent. Werner Herzog or something.

SPEAKER_05

I could see you like totally being like John Madden.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. There's a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

SPEAKER_05

Uh I would like do that, and like it but but like you know, your work speak, but I don't know what your work speak is per se. Anyway, um yeah, I I would tech to money back would be Christopher Walken. That's pretty solid. Yeah, you know. Still. Yeah. Still today on Ramener, episode 6.13.

SPEAKER_03

There are so many Hollywood actors that have a really good walk-in.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Ugh.

SPEAKER_05

Tom Hiddleston does pretty good.

SPEAKER_03

He does pretty good. Um Yeah. There's a there's a handful of them out there. Every time I every time I see them in through reels doing a walk-in bit, I gotta stop and listen because they're just great.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Um reminds me of whole other thing. Um I think it was Rounders or something like that. It was a Ben Affleck, not Ben Ben Affleck, the other one. Um Matt Damon movie where he's a card player and it's got John Malkovich in it. And John Malkovich is like this Russian guy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But apparently nobody knew John Malkovich was going to do that voice that he does.

SPEAKER_04

You better have my money.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah. I heard I heard they I heard they had to have a meeting with Malkovich to ask him to tone it down a little bit. They're like, okay, look, we come we know what you're going for here. We need you to dial that back. Because no one told him to do it.

SPEAKER_05

He just like Well, in an interview, Matt Dame was like, they started that scene and nobody knew he was gonna do it. And so they like they all did like trying to not bust up laughing. You know, you better have my money.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Great fucking interview, but anyway. Uh John Malkovich.

SPEAKER_05

I think that might have been the one where um like Matt Dame is asking, was like, because he was like, damn, it was like fucking John Malkovich, and it was like, hey, hey Mike. What are you doing? It's like nobody knows this, but I'm a terrible actor. Or something like that. I don't know. It's fucking funny. Anyway, is it mine? I think it's mine. Oh no. I asked this one already. Or then did you go? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh okay, here's here's here's mine. Uh if uh if like the newspaper or milk, you could have anything of your choice delivered to your doorstep every morning, what particular item would you want it to be?

SPEAKER_05

That's easy. Pez, cherry favorite pez. No, that sorry, what's that from? Uh Stand by Me.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, what did I got another one?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Um no, uh, if I could have one thing delivered.

SPEAKER_03

I got mine already. Like, not even Okay, go. Use a first not even a close second for me. Appropriately ripened avocados. Like, that's not even a joke. Every day you get an appropriately ripe avocado. Two, maybe two. I go through a lot of avocados. You go to the grocery store and you're like, these are too hard, these are too soft, you get home and the next day they're all bad.

SPEAKER_05

It and you're like, what the hell? I had a couple that's that we had refrigerated, but they were hard for two weeks. You refrigerate them? Sometimes. Is that the secret? Is that the secret to avocados? Um, like, because I, you know, you know, I I I kinda I put them in in like salads and we have a lot of salads, so I keep them refrigerated so they're cold in the salad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I didn't realize they kept better. Oh yeah. Well fuck.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. This chase But when they're hard, you want to keep them out. Like if you want if if you've got a really hard one, uh uh avocado and you want it to soften up, put it in a paper bag.

SPEAKER_03

Nah. I'll I'll eat them. I'll eat 'em inappropriately hard.

SPEAKER_05

But you you're not gonna make guacamole out of it.

SPEAKER_03

I am not. No. So I'm gonna go. I'm going to I'm gonna scoop it out. No, I I rarely put the effort into making guacamole. Yeah, so I usually just sprinkle some olive oil and lemon pepper on them and then just a spoon and that's it.

SPEAKER_05

Well, if you're going to make guaca and they're hard, you put them in a paper bag. Because something about there's a it uh off gasses some certain thing. I don't know, whatever, but it works, it really fucking works.

SPEAKER_03

Anyway. What's the time period they need to be in the paper bag for?

SPEAKER_05

Like a day. Oh, okay. Yeah. So like the next day they're usually like.

SPEAKER_03

So it's not like you can't flash fresh flash ripen them.

SPEAKER_05

No, I've I tried different things when I needed a a soft avocado, but it you can't make it work.

SPEAKER_03

Just microwave it for ten seconds. Yeah. What what would uh what would you have delivered every day? Oh you know, it a a Lego set? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yeah, I would have a Lego set every day.

SPEAKER_03

Of course, it didn't it didn't specify it here, but I'm assuming you have to pay for these. Yeah. Like a subscription service.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. If it was reasonable, I'd say once a week. A Lego set a week would be good.

SPEAKER_03

Lego set a week? Yeah. Every day appropriately ripe avocado.

SPEAKER_05

Makes sense. Okay. Um if your name were given as the description for any one word in the dictionary, behind what word would people find your name? Example. Hilarious John Smith. That's uh painfully regrettable.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, he he read the quiet part out loud.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Um Wow.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, uh so, yeah, it's like in the dictionary it said that was that was the actual example of the card. Hilarious John Smith.

SPEAKER_05

That's h that is funny. Tragic. For those not only inside joke, we have a person that we used to know named John Smith.

SPEAKER_03

Who was hilarious?

SPEAKER_05

Who was hilarious at times? Um but okay, so what about you? So your name appears after one word in the dictionary. Is Shithead one word? Uh no, but I'll allow it. Okay. Yeah. Um I think humble for me. No, no, maybe not. God, uh I don't know. What do you think for me? I think humble for me. Um the juxtaposition. Um Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um I don't know. The o the only thing greater than my my intelligence or my dash and good looks has gotta be my humility. Yes, agreed.

SPEAKER_05

Uh I don't know how to answer this one. What would be um Yeah, I don't know. I don't I can't I can't answer this one. This one I the terrible card. I don't like that card. Because a lot of different reasons. I'm gonna skip it. I'm gonna go to another one. If you could open your own retail store, what type of merchandise would you sell? Well, I think this uh is self-evident. Um I would sell kidneys.

SPEAKER_03

Jars jars of kidneys just on the wall.

SPEAKER_05

I would sell mixed drinks.

SPEAKER_03

Mixed drinks? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Pre-mixed or like it would be a very specialty kind of retail. Like you would sit down and there would be a place for you to wait while your custom retail mixed drink is being assembled.

SPEAKER_03

You'd have to have some kind of a barrier in between the person making the drink and the people that are selling.

SPEAKER_05

Some sort of counter that would hide the various paraphernalia from making such a product. I don't know, maybe something like that. What about you?

SPEAKER_03

What was the question?

SPEAKER_05

Uh something about if you could open your own retail store, what type of merchandise would you sell?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, fuck. Same answer, man.

SPEAKER_05

Perfectly ripened avocados.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no, no. I'm a consumer of perfectly ripened avocados. Yeah, I same thing, man. I dude. I'm an engineer. It's every engineer's dream to quit and open a bar. Did we just figure out what we're doing when we retire? Or or I don't know, Tuesday. I don't know. I gotta beef up my PayPal account a little bit, but we should we should open a bar.

SPEAKER_05

Rum and nerdy the bar. Rum and nerdy the drinking establishment.

SPEAKER_03

What if you do that? Just make it a just like a dive bar. Find out find a house. Like purchase a house in a neighborhood and then turn it into a bar to like piss off the HOA.

SPEAKER_05

Um You'd have a hard time getting the liquor license for that, but I see where you're going. I think that it would um I would name the place like Site Survey or uh Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

A meeting. There's a bar there's a going to a meeting. There's a bar that there's a it's a restaurant or a bar somewhere that it's called like the office or the firm or something like that, and then everything on the menu, stop fucking chewing on your things. Oh my god. Yeah, stop. No, no chewing of the microphone. Um every item on the menu is called like oh it's a bar because they're like cheeseburger or fries or no shots or pencils or staplers or paper. So it looks like you're ordering office supplies, but it's yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Growing up, my dad went to a place, a little corner local blue art card. It was called the Loser's Club. It was appropriate for him. Giggle.

SPEAKER_03

Anyway, your question. What is something you always used to love to do that during the last uh year or two you feel like you've outgrown or lost your interest in doing?

SPEAKER_05

Uh my first answer I can't say.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I know what your first answer is. But yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I would say right there with you.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Um so we know each other's answer.

SPEAKER_03

Uh we know the real answer. Now we gotta now we gotta make up an answer for the audience.

SPEAKER_05

The thing that I no longer want to do. Oh, here's a really good answer. Okay. Because it's accurate.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Home improvements. Um or like fuck. Yes. Like my pergola, like there's a couple pieces that have come off, and like it needs like, but I'm like, no, I'm just gonna get a handyman for that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. No. Right there with you, man. Like right there with you. Like I I feel like I've proven myself. Like I have the merit badge for renovating a bathroom, renovating a kitchen, doing floor, doing drywall. There's like I have all of the merit badges. I have nothing to prove, nothing to figure out, and now it's like, oh, this is broken.

SPEAKER_05

Like we do this, this, we do for an hour and a half a week, and we it is a struggle to find an hour and a half a week for us to continue to do this. And you know, like, so when it's like, oh, I've got to spend a weekend redoing a thing, no, it just becomes, or now now follow me on this, I'll hire someone. Because like I got other shit to do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. I had a yeah, I had like a pool pump motor went bad. What is it? Three three wires for the electrical connection and like four bolts between the motor and the the pump housing. Yeah. That's that's fucking easy. That's cakewalk. I called someone. I'm like, yeah, this is broken. Fix this while you're at it. I'm not gonna look at it.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Now I say that I did do a lot of home improvement shit today, but um I mean some.

SPEAKER_05

I mean there's stuff you gotta do.

SPEAKER_03

Well, there's stuff you gotta do. But like uh my dad came over, so it was less about this needs to be fixed, more about like, I'm doing a thing with my dad, and it was kind of fun.

SPEAKER_05

No, I totally get it. And there's stuff like here, um I want to redo the master closets, I wanna there's a lot of stuff I want to do in the backyard.

SPEAKER_03

I wanna do um rip out all of your grass in the backyard.

SPEAKER_05

Well, yeah, over on the side I want to do pavers and stuff, but the um I'm saying all of the grass.

SPEAKER_03

You have a four-foot strip that goes around your pool enclosure. Yeah. Get rid of it. Replace it with like bamboo and rocks or some shit. Like you don't need to have a lawnmower going back there.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Well, I do want to do that, but even the the planter on the inside that we're we're putting astroturf in there. We're doesn't pick plants? Yeah, but we're gonna we're gonna take out the rocks and just put Oh, why the why the rocks? Because the cats play in it, whatever else, and it it still gets like we're gonna do hard pack, we're gonna pull out the rocks and down, level it all out, put some hard pack, and put astroturf. Or not astroturf, but the the um the high length uh putt putt gold grass um where it's like an inch and a half tall grass. Oh shit. Bright green, evergreen, perfect.

SPEAKER_03

I may have if you want it.

unknown

Yeah?

SPEAKER_03

The place I had they they had a grass mat and I got rid of it because I don't want it. So my sister was like gonna try to offload it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh. Yeah, if it's big enough, I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just give me the dimensions. Yeah, I think that just needs to be easier. Anyway, uh that's what I would do.

SPEAKER_03

Cool. Uh is it your turn or my turn?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. You go.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. If you could get one thing back that was either lost or destroyed, what would it be?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, um this is not that hard actually. I was the Sandy and I talked about it the other day. So when I moved to Florida, uh I was going to Kansas State University, and I expected that I was I was coming back, I had a roommate. Uh they allowed you to score store up to two boxes of stuff that they had a storage place that you could and I I had you know and and you know, mind you, I'd I'd just kind of gotten out of the the Marine Corps and gone to school for a semester. So I didn't really own anything. Everything was in these two boxes. And since I was staying with friends over the summer, I didn't need to carry these two boxes, so I've just stored them. Yeah. And uh then it ended up over the summer, some things changed around, and I moved to Florida, and the guy that I was gonna be roommates with when he went up there, he's like, I just throw it out. I want those two boxes back. It's my childhood yearbooks and Oh wow. Uh yeah, there was there was some some things I had growing up, some you know, things that I'd worked on in high school and just some other stuff from theater I did. There was um a literary magazine I was published in called Penpoint. Gone. Um Oh wow, that's tragic. Yeah. You probably didn't ever know that.

SPEAKER_03

I mean it was it was like a I did not know about the boxes that you lost in college, but wow.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Oh well. But I'd I yeah, that's if I could get anything back, I'd get those two boxes. What about you? God damn it. I have I have to go after that.

SPEAKER_03

Now there's Guinness in my nostrils. Why I j nothing I say could even come close to that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's pretty good. I mean do it. Whatever. A car that you once done an old rental property.

SPEAKER_03

Um maybe no. Because every no.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_03

I I I'm I'm kind of a pack rat. I'm a complete hoarder. Yeah. So all of the shit where I'm like, I can never get rid of this. I haven't. So huh. And and you know not having gone through any, you know, horrible tragedy like a you know, a house fire or anything. Like I just I still have all of the crap that I I'm trying to offload crap. Every week I'm giving a box of stuff to my to my sister to sell online. Like toy robots and stuff.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I should just give her some stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if you're trying to liquidate or downsize, yeah, absolutely, man. So um she turns brickabrac into money.

SPEAKER_05

So here's the thing. So um when my mom passed away, we were like, my we've got a couple small boxes of jewelry boxes and stuff of stuff that's not necessarily costume jewelry, but it's not super value. It's not like diamonds.

SPEAKER_03

It's not super valuable, but you don't want to put it in a rummage sale, you know, fifty cents a handful or something like that.

SPEAKER_05

In fact, it that that box was in my garage when I had a garage sale once, and a lady had found it because she walked into the garage and like assumed that there was some boxes that that and and she's like, I'll take all this, I'll give you twenty bucks for it. And I'm like, the bracelet you're holding in your hand, and it's like a wide it's like that's sterling silver. Yeah. The weight of that bracelet is worth, you know, a couple hundred bucks. It's like, no. Yeah. I mean it was big it was, I mean white it's a white thing, but it's um and she knew it. She's she's like, ah, I'll just take all this off your hands. I'm like, that stuff's not for sale. You sure? I gave you twenty bucks.

SPEAKER_03

No, you have like two zeros to that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. But that's all stuff that's um like in a box that we just haven't really wanted to go and do anything with.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and that's that's where I'm at. Having just moved, I have stacks of stuff already boxed where it's like, oh, this entire box is things that I can live without. Right. I don't need to I don't need to be air conditioning them. Fair. Fair, fair.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Um Is it my question now?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think it's your question.

SPEAKER_05

If you could know, without a shadow of the doubt, shadow of a doubt, the answer to one question that has always troubled you. What question would you want to have answered once and for all?

SPEAKER_03

I've answered one question. Next week's lottery numbers. Okay. Next week's lottery numbers aside. I don't know. Are there aliens? What's the alien deal? Is the government colluding with aliens? Is that a thing? Are they gonna poke up over Iran sometime soon? Like, I don't know. Aliens.

SPEAKER_05

I couldn't imagine. Space aliens. Space aliens. The ultimate false flag. Maybe.

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Maybe.

SPEAKER_05

Didn't they just declassify a bunch of shit?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they did, because there's a whole bunch of other shit that they were trying to distract us with, and like, oh hey, by the way, aliens are real.

SPEAKER_05

Check that out. Look over there.

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Yeah, that's awesome. Uh quick with the stuff.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I don't know. Uh I don't know how to answer this. I mean, I know how I would answer it, but um I'm not going to because it's depressing.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Your question.

SPEAKER_03

Besides your real birthday, what is one other date on the calendar that you think would have been a great day to be born? This is like another one of those shitty dating dating app ones. What's a good day to be born on, if not your day? Pick a day.

SPEAKER_05

Honestly, I think um I would go with like 4th of July or something like that. Um like so my birthday being in mid-February is oftentimes adjacent to President's Day, with and I've worked at a lot of places where you get that day off.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

So um so having it close to that, it's always it's good because always around your birthday you get like a three-day weekend. So that helps. Um Fourth of July would be great because you know it's it's far away from the the holidays where you might get a gift. Yeah. So, you know, like Ry Riley's birthday is really like right before Christmas, and it can kind of suck.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it absolutely sucks. My my grandfather's birthday was December 23rd, and we threw him I think it was his 90th birthday, we threw him a birthday party, like birthday party. Grandpa's getting a 90th birthday party. Maybe it was 80. It was it was it was like it was a big birthday. And we threw him a birthday party, and that was it. It was just a birthday party, and he teared up a little bit. He's like, this is the first birthday party I've ever had. Because my birthday has always been lumped in with Christmas. But but I mean that's what you get when you have you know that kind of that kind of a birthday. My my birthday, I'm in May. Yeah, so I have I have it's like the midway between Christmas and my birthday, so as a kid, like you'd always get it was it was a good way to space out presents. Yeah. And then you had like a then you had like an Easter in there, and then like a Thanksgiving in there to kind of box in all that stuff. So it's like, ah, you know what? I have a pretty decent distribution of holidays and gifts and family meals and stuff.

SPEAKER_05

So that's why I think like Fourth of July, you've got fireworks, everybody's having a cookout and a barbecue. Yeah. You know, hey, you know, you want to sit around a grill and and drink cold beers and celebrate something? Uh yeah, celebrate me. I'm down. Bingo! Yeah. So Okay. Okay. There you go. That was you. Okay. In your opinion, what is the most significant event that has occurred in the in world history during the last thousand years? You may define significant however you wish.

SPEAKER_03

Thousand years.

SPEAKER_05

The invention of the internet.

SPEAKER_03

I was going to go with the invention of calculus.

SPEAKER_05

Which is I think the internet has been the most socially transformative thing that has ever happened to humans.

SPEAKER_03

I think you are correct. But we also couldn't have the internet without calculus, so agreed. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

Chicken, egg, whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Potato, potato.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I think those are both very reasonable answers.

SPEAKER_05

Also, calculus existed before people figured it out.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I know. I I I had that argument with uh Neil Legrasse Tyson in my head the other day. They were talking about the invention of calculus on on the Star Talk podcast, and I'm like, and he he said something about math, about math and how it's discovered and moving forward, and I equated it to um was it Michelangelo's quote about uh carving marble statues. He was like, the statue is always there, I just had to remove the marble to get to it. It's like the mathematical relationships between all of these things that exist in the universe, they're there whether we know about it or not. So things like math, it's we just chipped away enough marble to see it. It's not that suddenly integrals exist. So anyway. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_05

There you go. Your question.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Whenever you are having a bad day, what is the best thing you can do to help cheer yourself up?

SPEAKER_05

Lego.

SPEAKER_03

Uh the other one.

SPEAKER_05

Unquestionably, assembling Lego gets it that that for the win.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that was uh that was an easy answer.

SPEAKER_05

What about you?

SPEAKER_03

Uh assembling Lego is probably uh probably a close one. I love watching movies. I love watching movies and TV shows like classic ones that I watched. I told you I uh as part of my recent move, my parents gave me all of the boxes of shit that they had been storing for me over the years. Yeah. And one of them is my Lego boat. So it's it's just this boat that I've had. You know, it's you know the big square Lego tiles? It's two wide and nine long, and it's it's three stories tall in one part, but it's it's fully built out with full interiors, like Is it just a thing you built? Yeah, I just started building it in middle school, and then it got bigger and it got bigger and it got bigger, and then you know, by the time I went off to college, it was just this thing. And it went it's one of those things where it's like, hey, I need to uh kind of you know kill some time, you know, you know, relieve stress, whatever. I just go down and fiddle with the stupid boat, like a lot like people would do with uh model trains or some bullshit like that.

SPEAKER_05

And I would sit there and like you have that set up.

SPEAKER_03

It's in my bedroom right now.

SPEAKER_05

I've I I need to know.

SPEAKER_03

Next time you're over, you can come over and play. But uh uh Maddie has started playing with it, so the two of us could we were rebuilding it because it was taken up. My parents took it apart in sections and threw it in a cardboard box, and then it may have bounced around between like Chicago and Boston and Florida for a decade or so. So needless to say, there's things that need to be repaired. But uh, but we'll she's like, hey dad, let's go play with the Legos. I'm like, yeah, that's a good idea. We'll just sit there and we'll just we'll have fun playing with the Legos, and it's awesome.

SPEAKER_05

That is fantastic, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I mean, usually, you know, I build sets every now and then, m mostly gift sets from you. But like, I I haven't just dove into a Lego passion creative thing since that dumbass boat, and now hey that's really cool. I'm back clean with it. Yeah, it's fun.

SPEAKER_05

I dig it. I'm debating getting that uh Back to the Future clock tower set.

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I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_05

No? It's not a Lego, it's a mock.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_03

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05

Anyway, um was that mine or yours? That was mine. If you were given a hundred dollar gift certificate to spend in any store, where would you choose to redeem it? Uh does Pornhub count?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I'm just kidding. Yours is the Lego store. We already know this. Yeah. God, mine would probably be Lowe's. I hate to say it.

SPEAKER_05

Why? Just for stuff for the house?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, just home improvement stuff. And plants and things and stuff, yeah. Tragically, most of my spending has has has dropped down to just necessities, so it's like, oh yeah, food and light bulbs. Right or bamboo toilet paper.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I need to uh I need to uh update some stuff around the house.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing on your phone? That's very rude of you to oh, that's oh shit. Yeah. It's a cool looking set. It's a mock? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's like a hundred and hundred and twenty-five bucks.

SPEAKER_03

That's cool as hell. Yeah. I figured you'd like that. Yeah. Is it to scale with the official Lego Deloreo?

SPEAKER_05

With one of them, because there's there's a couple different versions. There's the tiny little one and yeah, it's like the regular size one. Cool. The minifigure scale.

SPEAKER_03

Nice. Yeah. Okay. Um, if snow could fall in any flavor, what flavor would you choose?

SPEAKER_05

I think that it needs to be something wacky and like it needs to be like pina colada, I think. Um just because it's white, I mean, it's kind of like I mean it it you like a pina colada looks kinda like slushy snow. Does this snow taste like cocaine to you? Uh yeah. No, I would say like just because clearly, like if you're gonna get a if you're gonna get a glass and fill it with snow and then drink it, it you better you better make sure it's a good mixer. Yeah. Yeah. That yellow snow. It's not mango. It's husky. Oh god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Pini colada, that's a good one. Clearly. What about you? Uh I don't know. Mai Thai. I'm like, we kind of are on along the same vein.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Make it make it make it delicious.

SPEAKER_05

It's a texture thing.

SPEAKER_03

Hmm.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Uh what would your dream house look like? Be as descriptive as possible. Um Golly. Um it would be in the mountains. It um it would be built into the mountain, have grand balconies overlooking the most breathtakingly beautiful valley uh and it would have caves that look like the Bat Cave with lots of toys in it. Like extensive caves, but with just different sections, but the house itself would would look like a log cabiny kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

But caves.

SPEAKER_03

But caves.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It'd be like, this is my Lego cave, that's where I put all my stuff. Over here is my movie replica uh car cave.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. Mine m mine's surprisingly in a similar vein, but it's uh I'd have an underground volcanic layer. I think it'd just move right past house and into layer. So think of mid-mod think of mid-century modern architecture inside a volcanic layer.

SPEAKER_05

Would you have um like sharks with lasers?

SPEAKER_03

I would absolutely have sharks with lasers. Well, my volcanic layer ideally would be on a tropical island. So the sharks with lasers can just live around the island. You have to feed them.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I think they need a path, like some sort of like system of of tubes.

SPEAKER_03

Tubes. Get some tubes that they gotta be able to get into the interior moat. They do have to get into the interior moat. Because uh honestly, how are you gonna protect your throne room if you don't have sharks with laser beams?

SPEAKER_05

Is there any doubt that you and I are just fucking children?

SPEAKER_03

No. Okay, this next one is really long. I hope this goes somewhere fun. Okay. Suppose that instead of having a name, you had a number, and people would always refer to you as that number. I feel like this was a Black Mirror episode. What number would you want to take the place of your name? Your number can have as many or Or as few a digits as you would like. I got mine.

SPEAKER_05

Well, there's part of me that wants you to be like because I'm a child, I'm like number two 'cause you went number two, or sixty-nine 'cause I'm also a child that's male.

SPEAKER_03

Um and of of the general gen X timeline.

SPEAKER_05

Um there's part of me that would be like 87 because you know that's um you know Kelsey's number. But um you know what? I think I'm going to go with 3.14159. That was mine!

SPEAKER_03

And just go by the pie. That was 100% my answer to that question. Yeah. Because you could be you could be a real jerk, and as you're filling out a full like you could either go pie, or you could just say it all out loud.

SPEAKER_05

Or I'd be like, some like 10-digit number that's also a prime number, and I'd just be you can call me mega prime.

unknown

Something like that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't care about prime numbers all that much. I mean I know primes are important, but I don't care. I know. That's a hot take coming from me. It's a prime number. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_05

I would be 3.21 gigawatts.

SPEAKER_03

There you go.

SPEAKER_05

We're twins on something. If you could stand at the pinnacle of any natural object or a man-made structure, what would it be?

SPEAKER_03

At the pinnacle of an object or structure?

SPEAKER_05

A natural object or a man-made object. If you could stand at the So any object. You could stand at the pinnacle of that. I don't even know.

SPEAKER_03

Like, what do you mean pinnacle?

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

I I just read it. Interpret as you wish.

SPEAKER_03

Is that like the apex? Is that like the thing like could stand at the top of the Great Pyramid? That'd be cool. Or the bottom of the Mariana's trench. That would also be well that would that would be crushing, but or or stand and gaze across the sea of tranquility. That's on the moon.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know. Sea of Tranquility, I think that'd be pretty cool. For some reason, I'd rather go to the moon than the bottom of the Mariana's trench.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It'd be cool to watch it earthrise.

SPEAKER_03

Earthrise would be cool.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Although you don't get that when you're on the moon.

SPEAKER_05

No?

SPEAKER_03

No. You only get the earthrise when you're orbiting the moon. Because the moon always sh has the same face facing us.

SPEAKER_05

And then I'd be on a pinnacle of the space shuttle as it circles the moon. And be like, where the fuck is the earth?

SPEAKER_03

And you're like, you're on the dark side, motherfucker. Yeah.

unknown

Okay. Go.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I think we got one more round before we're Okay.

SPEAKER_03

If your life was literally flashing before your eyes, what are the three moments or scenes from your past that you would expect to stand out?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, the birth of my kids. I don't know if that counts as two. Um I'll allow it. I would say the birth of my kids or um. I would be a moment with Sandy, and I don't know. It might be Friday, February twentieth, nineteen ninety-one. Okay. It's the first time I kiss Sandy. In her driveway. Yeah. It was Friday, December. Not February. Friday, December 20th, 1991.

SPEAKER_03

I'm looking for the model of the car you were probably leaning against.

SPEAKER_05

Uh no, that's not in here. That's not in here? Oh. Oh, there you go. I I think Sandy has that at work. Oh, that's cute.

SPEAKER_03

Nice. Uh birth of daughter, obviously. Um days would stand out. Jumping out of a plane. No. No, because jumping out of a plane was I mean it was cool. Like, hey, look, I strapped to a navy seal and I'm falling from 18,000 feet. Very few people get to do this. I don't know. It's just not like personally impactful, it's just more like uh hey, I checked that box.

SPEAKER_05

I'm glad it wasn't impactful.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, fair.

SPEAKER_05

I miss it, guy.

SPEAKER_03

Fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. The falling was wasn't that bad. The sudden stop at the end really put a damper in my day. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, tragically, within the past within the past couple of years, I know a b an awesome one was when uh Maddie and I took that DeLorean out to Titusville.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm sitting there driving a DeLorean, my daughter's next to me in the passenger seat, and Huey Lewis in the news, the power of love came on the radio. The fucking kid it's radio. It was just radio. I'm like, is this the perfect day ever? Like, I mean, that was that was pretty freaking amazing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's stars aligning kind of shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that was that was that was awesome.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, we got what I'm gonna run through this one because we gotta wrap up. Babe Ruth, James Dean, Elvis Presley. If you could bring back any deceased superstar for one final performance in the respective field, whom would you choose? This is not even hesitation.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, we see Rush again. No. Oh, oh, really?

SPEAKER_05

Oh Frank Zappa.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, there you go. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

That dude was cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that yeah, that guy's freaking amazing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

And you? I'd probably probably Frank Sinatra.

SPEAKER_05

I heard he's a dick. I didn't know I made that up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

What do I know? It depends.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I mean just in theory, he would be so appreciative that he got to come back to life that he would be really nice.

SPEAKER_03

Zombie Frank Sinatra. Yeah, with the caveat that you gotta buy me dinner. No, I I don't know. I don't know, man. Like uh it would it'd probably be a musician. Because a musician, you can respect their craft live in person. You know, like if James Dean was here, he'd be like, hey, ask for me. Smoke a cigarette, look cool.

SPEAKER_05

Well done. Nailed it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Fair.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So probably a musician. Um I mean, unless you're seeing like a stage performance of something, but Yeah. I don't know if I don't know if James Dean is really remembered for his off-Broadway work.

SPEAKER_05

Probably not.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. There you go. Cool.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Done.

SPEAKER_05

There we have it. There we have it. Are you s you know just to wrap up, are you streaming anything? Like I like I we're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

I'm doing Peaky Blinders. I should probably if there's a movie coming out, I should probably get back into that. Uh I'm going to get through Alien Earth. That's gonna be amazing.

SPEAKER_05

It's good.

SPEAKER_03

I uh just just hanging out at home the other day and I put on community. I forgot how much I enjoyed that show.

SPEAKER_05

That was it was that was a pandemic watch that Sandy and I went through all that. Watched a lot of it with the kids for a while until they got bored with it.

SPEAKER_03

But I I can't remember it was one of those things where when I first got into it, it was across several different medias. So like I had so season one was random and over here, and then seasons two through five were different and over here. And for some reason, like the first season, I'm watching it on Peacock now. The first season of it, I'm like, I don't remember half of these episodes. This is amazing. So it's like I get to watch brand new community.

SPEAKER_05

So um new shows uh we're we're watching a lot of you know, like season twos and stuff. But The Pit with Noah Wiley.

SPEAKER_03

I heard really good things about that.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, season one was season two is just fucking on fire. And they did a very controversial episode this week.

SPEAKER_03

Oh really?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Two ice agents brought in um a woman of uh Latin heritage and uh had her zip tied. But in that process, she's like, yeah, uh she uh kind of fell down the steps, whatever, and something's wrong with her shoulder, so we've gotta get her we've gotta get her, you know, buttoned up before we take her into process. And, you know, one of the the two agents like wouldn't take his mask off and whatever. And um so they're trying to help this woman and and like trying to be, you know, show her any amount of dignity, and they're like, No, you can do it with her handcuff. No, you need to cut these off. We need to do a physical over our shoulder, which you can't do with those. So they do that all and one of the guys just gets finally gets fed up and says, That's it, we're just taking her. And they were like manhandling her, and one of the other doctors, like, dude, settle down. And so he got that doctor got thrown to the ground and arrested for interfering. And um you know, it's in this ER you have uh other patients, other doc nurses that are like, Listen, I'm here legally, but like they don't care. And they had staff walking out because they didn't want to be in the hospital with with uh ICE agents there. That's awesome. And they was like who were legally documented or American citizens, but they were Hispanic Americans, and they were like, No, I like they're just gonna arrest you. Ask questions later. So holy shit. There's um a lot. I mean, it's powerful. That that show everything about that show is just powerful. So um crazy. Awesome. Anyway. We have uh one, I think one more week. And I think we'll have one more episode before we we we go out there, but I think next week is when we ended next week, I think is when we go to Vegas. Oh yeah, that's right. We'll see uh uh Dave Martin. Zero Prep Vacation!

SPEAKER_03

Well, moderate prep vacation. We'll see Dave Martin. Demo Dave Pro.com.

SPEAKER_05

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Which is the thing. We could totally like pay for one bottle of rum a year. But uh anyway, thanks again for Guinness for uh being a drink of choice today. Other than that, stay nerdy, my friend.

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The rules are simple, we show you a person who tell us their name.

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And we've got a walk on me, I'm one of your closest friends.

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And I'm the best girlfriend for four years.

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Great to see you.

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It's great to see you. What's my name?

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Does it seem like you're number lemon? Of course I do, of course I do.

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Interesting choice to apologize to him. As opposed to her. Yes, you just don't consider her a human being.