The Italian Job

You'll never shut down the real napster (but it's just me taking a nap). We let Jen pick the movies this month, and she served us up a platter of Mark Wahlberg nonsense. Happy 4 year anniversary to this podcast, and big thanks to all who've been with us along the way :)

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The SWAMP (00:00.046)
Emily, we've got to get the gang back together for one last job. I don't know what it is yet, though. Yeah, what's our heist? Does they say gang? I don't know the crew, the team, we gotta get the we gotta get the team back squad squad. They squad back up fucking a half an hour into this film as a time step when they get the game.

together. 30 minutes. It's not even like, here's the thing, it's not even a significant amount of time in my opinion. It's just a year. It should, like, tell me, five years minimum for getting the gang back together. Right, only a year. Yeah, I guess they had to move quick or lest Ed Norton be spending that gold. Yeah, I suppose. Lest he be buying more houses, I guess. Did he not split it with the two guys that came and shot everyone with him? Likely, yeah. What happened to their gold breaks? Are those accounted for?

I mean, did he pay them fair wages or did he scam them as well? I would I would think that he shot them in the face. Ed Norton in this movie was contractually obliged to be there. Did you know that? What do you mean? Well, I didn't know that. I'm going to pause in the middle of my fun fact to introduce the podcast. Well, yes. Hey. Hi, this is the Swamp. It's our podcast. It's an acronym. Stands for some White House Movie Podcasting. My name is Dara. I'm Emily. And Ed Norton was contractually obligated.

Obligized? Norton was in a contract with, ooh, I wrote it down, what was it, Paramount? I just wrote Ed Norton hates being here. Sure, well, yeah. He was in a contract with whatever studio this was, Paramount, whatever. And they made him do this movie. And I guess every day on set, he just made it very known to everyone how dog shit he thought this was and that he hated being here. I'm like, that's probably why they made you wear that.

fuck ass goatee head. They were Yeah, as punishment for being an asshole. For having a bad attitude. Interesting. So they had him in like a real, a real old school contract. you're going to give us five movies. Right. Pay up. Okay. They said, uh, 2003 is the Italian job is what's up next.

The SWAMP (02:10.638)
What's up next this week you guys? So it's my mom's birthday. We love Jen here on the podcast and February is her birthday month and so we let her pick around here because I'm a lovely daughter. I give that grace to my mother and so she decided to set up a whole fucking theme. It's great. It's chocolate or vanilla which is her game that she hosts. Of course. Halfway through the show she'll pop up in a bit but...

She wanted to give us chocolate or vanilla choices of movies. So the theme for this one was like movies that my dad will put on cable and watch through to the end. And our choices were pitch perfect or the Italian job. And Emily wanted to go with the Italian job. And so that's what we're doing this week in honor of both my mother and my father in a way. But it does make sense because I have seen this movie maybe 400 times and you have seen it once just now.

I wanted to, this was a movie that I feel like I heard about so much because obviously you've watched it 400 times. I know you have a big background here. It was just, it was always on. It was just always fucking on. I just thought it would be funny to make you watch a bad movie, but I also forgot that.

was also gonna have to wash the bathroom. Right, right. Yeah, in punishing me as a joke, you there unpunished yourself. Exactly. Because you forgot that. Yeah, no, this is a dual effort. Wow. Speaking of, Swampiversary. Oh my God, Swampiversary, I forgot. This is, yeah, so glad we're doing the Italian job on our four year Swampiversary. Four is kind of anticlimactic. know, we can write off four. Yeah, sure. We don't have to, five.

We should do something big. It's like four. OK, that's not a milestone. I don't know. So the Italian job feels whatever. Fair enough. But thank you to everyone who's stuck around for the last four years or even listen to just one episode. If you just found this because you are really into the Italian job. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Click away now because I'm going to be trashing this movie. I'm sorry because I hate the Italian job.

The SWAMP (04:24.142)
Yeah, but old friends, new friends, all alike, thank you all for listening. We do this because we have fun doing it and we hope that you enjoy listening. We want to be your friends in your headphones. to not think about what the fuck is going on in the world and instead think about why I want to punch Mark Wahlberg in the face. So fucking bad in this movie. I hate him. hate him. So every. OK, well.

Like, mean, yeah, he's our protag, the Mark Wahlberg of it all. Well, here's the thing is that they're all nothing characters. So I don't even feel like I can hate him more than the rest of them. What are you talking about? We got one designated backstory clip for each person. So we knew one fact about them.

We know that. you weren't even paying attention because you didn't even know that Seth Green was the inventor of Napster, hence all the Napster jokes. I was like, are you confused by all the Napster jokes? And I thought it was because you were going to not know what Napster was, but you did go to music school. I did. Law students, Napster, that's a thing. Yeah, they did teach us plenty about that. Right, but.

When they were reintroducing the gang, think you were maybe getting more pizza. Yes. That was about right. They reintroducing the gang. Yeah, we went really Italian tonight. And we get these little backstories. So if you haven't seen The Italian Job, oh my god. Please don't. Please don't. It's basically... I would hope that this podcast and us talking about The Italian Job...

is actually better than sitting down and watching the movie, Italian Job. God, God, can only hope. In the four years of doing this, I would really hope that that's at least where we hit, is that we give a little bit more entertainment than watching The Italian Job. But where's Most Def? I wish Most Def was here with us. You guys, I wish we could afford to get Most Def. also, wait.

The SWAMP (06:16.718)
I wanted to say, sorry to put a pause on most stuff and a pause on the Italian job, but I wanted to say, if you ever hear ads run during this show, we're dead. did not, no, we didn't put that shit there because a friend told me recently that something played at the end. So I'm thinking it was maybe just like transition, know, like a Spotify ad in between podcast episodes, but I'm worried that they're gonna start doing shit to our shit.

without forcing ads on. I just want to make it known here if there's ever like formal like ads from sponsors that is fucked up. You should you should comment and let us know. Yeah. It's going to piss me the fuck off. Yeah. Anyway, they're going to do it. They're going to pay us. And yeah. So that we can afford to get most death. That's where my time is going. So that we can afford to get most death here. Yeah. Oh, now now we have a whole plan. And well, then the plan is really going in a different direction. If we're getting most death here.

little hearts all drawn around his name in my notebook here. He's so pretty. I had no idea who he was. Wow. So he is a rapper. I guess maybe he's not as famous as I think he is just because my husband really likes him as an artist. And it was like always like funny that I knew most stuff from the Italian job and he knew most stuff from, you know, being a famous rapper from the 90s. Yeah. His like most famous album I would say is from like the late 90s. And then he like has some albums and

the early 2000s. So this movie came out in 2003. So he was sort of like still popping off, you know, music wise and being culturally relevant. And I think he's done a couple other acting things as well, but he is primarily a rapper. I love him in this. think he was cute. He was cute. He delivered his lines and he looked really nice and he had a little charm about him.

And I thought it was lovely. I thought he had one of the better performances. He at least didn't piss me the fuck off. I thought he was the least offensive part of this movie. Really. Charlize Theron even. Charlize Theron carried. Yeah, yeah. She mothering. Yeah, but even it was so corny. Even she couldn't really, They just made her wear those tank tops and swish her hair around and drive the Mini Cooper. I she was...

The SWAMP (08:27.842)
Yeah, unbelievably hot. so hot. Served the purpose, but it was kind of like, you're not going to really make her say anything else. Well, here's the thing is the movie is sexless. Except for the opening where she's in a bed and she calls and she's like moaning. And she's like, hey, daddy, did you buy me a present? And then we hard cut to Donald's other one. And you're like, hell yeah.

like yeah I'm just getting done finished with the job whatever and then they start talking and then she was like the dressing room and like father my biological father my biological father who I am speaking to on phone my dad my dad I was like my god like why were it why did you open the call like that girl my god I literally for

God, movie, sorry, we just finished this movie not more than 20 minutes ago and I forgot that that's how this whole thing opened. She had more chemistry on the phone with Donald Sutherland than she did with Mark Wahlberg in this entire film. I would pay to watch that movie. Role reversal, Mark Wahlberg plays her dad. Donald Sutherland plays... I just want to see her and Donald Sutherland get it on. I pee Donald Sutherland. Rest in fucking peace. This is our, we're two time in.

We're back to back Donald Sutherland. Last week we just covered Mockingjay part one. Yeah, real. Iconic villain of course. He dies so quick in this. Yeah. Which fucking sucks because I love Donald Sutherland. 15 minutes in, they shoot his ass. Yeah, just about 20 times in the chest. After they do the Italian job. Which actually really only is the first 10 minutes of the movie.

So they managed to make it so boring. This heisting gang basically steals this safe full of gold from this manor in Italy. And they blow some shit up and they do a speedboat chase as a ruse and they crack the safe underwater. It's hoo-ha, ooh-ooh-ah-ah, goo-goo-ga-ga. Wow, they sure really did it, didn't they? Right? Wow, Mark Wahlberg, he's a mastermind. And so then they celebrate. They're on a mountain top clinking their champagne together.

The SWAMP (10:34.574)
And Norton, was, I don't know what his job was, he put some paint, some explosive paint on the ceiling. I don't know, man. But he is like, oh, ha ha ha, I'm not very creative. I'll just buy whatever you guys want. It's a joke. And then he turns and gets their asses and then double crosses them and steals the money and shoots Donald Sutherland. And Jason Statham just decides to floor it and push their car into the ocean.

Which is just like a hilarious sequence of events. But then because Mark Wahlberg is so fucking smart, they hide under the water until Edwardan thinks that they're dead and then they drive away with the gold and then they resurface Donald Sutherland's body and give him a Viking-like very messy and then... It's the most uncomfortable 30 seconds of Mark Wahlberg.

holding Donald Sutherland, trying to waterlog Donald Sutherland. Just trying to pretend to cry and doing such a bad job. Painful. But then we cut to one year later and then we're gonna get the gang back together and here's where we sort of start to learn about our crew. have Nob Duff who plays a left ear who explode, who lost his hearing in his left ear because of an explosion from when he was a child. Because he loves explosives.

bring to the table. He loves to make things blow up and that's what he's bringing to the table. so then we have handsome Rob, who's Jason Statham. I don't, can we talk about how Jason Statham is not hot? He's hot. guess he's classically handsome, I guess you could say. He's like in a rugged masculine sort of way. He's maybe just a little British for me. I don't really.

I just can't take him seriously either. Like it's just, he's too much of a character. hairline is so fosh dude. Well yeah. And this is, is pre, I feel like he's gone like bald bald now. That's what, in this movie you gotta just shave it bro. Why are you even trying to make anything happen? It's really bad. Just shave it. I don't know if it's just a cultural thing or if it's like we're too young for it. Was he more popular in the nineties or it was pretty early 2000s right? This movie came out in 03. Yeah.

The SWAMP (12:45.87)
really know when Jason Statham was really popping off as an action star. really couldn't tell you. But it is interesting that- he drives that boat. But yeah, right? But in 2003, it's interesting to me that the character who they're titling, like the handsome guy of the group, has bad teeth and a fucked hairline. I feel like today- We just do have higher standards We ship them off to Turkey these days.

veneers they're like if you haven't been to the surgery factory you don't even get to set your foot in the door of the audition room yeah what are you talking about they get the game back together and so then we have napster yeah Seth Green plays the Napster what's his real name what are they called i don't know Alan or something probably i don't know but so he as the nerd inate or some weird shit some stupid fucking nickname

But he is the computer guy. He's the hacker. Yeah. Really just like the Deus Ex Machina plot device to make anything happen. Like, they're like, we can make anything happen because he can hack the mainframe. then we have Mark Wahlberg and Sheryl Lee Sterron, right? And that's our crew. Sure. And then there's a guy at the garage who gets some one scene where he like sort of hits on Sheryl Lee Sterron and that's it. But he doesn't really get a backstory, but he also plays a pretty crucial part.

wish we got to know more about him in this fucking hour and 50 minute film. I was like, I was cutting it in my mind. I was like, cut, cut, this scene. so much. Oh my God, scene with Becky. Even I would, I would cut this movie probably down to like an hour, an hour and then tell them to give us more time with certain things because it's like.

It's moving so fast, but yet nothing is happening. It's all planning. The whole movie is just them telling me how you're planning the heist. And I don't care. And then Charlize Theron is like naked for like half a second and that's it. And there's nothing happens. No. And then they get married at the end. Sure. What? Sure. OK. Do we even see them kiss once? No, I don't even think. I don't even think. Like, it's OK to make a PG-13 movie, but this is just even for a PG-13 movie, this is a

The SWAMP (14:58.606)
very bad movie. Don't add romance if you're not going to make it romantic. It has any sort of entry. Yeah, it didn't need to be there. Exactly. Just the laziest shit, the absolute laziest shit. Basically then later they're like, we want to double cross the double crosser. We want to avenge Donald Sutherland's death. We got to get the team back together and we got to get that gold back from Ed Norton. So they do a bunch of heisty shit. They plan.

They get a scan of his house by sending Charlize Theron in undercover. He catches her and makes her go on a date with him where he's like, know that your dad is the guy who I killed and whatever. So then they have to restart their plan, which is this weird pacing issue where it's like, okay, and then we start back again from the beginning. They figure out how to drive the Mini Coopers through the sewers and what are we gonna do? And they end up blowing up the truck.

underneath the sewer systems and getting the gold. It's just too much. And then we get the gold and they really pwn Norton and they say, hey, you're an asshole. We hate your ass. And you were rude to those people at the jewelry shop. So and they're also the Ukrainian mafia and they're on our side. Yeah. So you look you and then that's the end of the movie. Yeah. And then the good guys get the gold back and everyone lives happily ever after. That's basically what happens in the Italian job. yeah.

Like it's just, mean, OK, so I I watched Oceans 8 very recently. Right. The boss version of Love 11. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. And again, I think another PG 13 movie. I'm not mistaken, loved it. Talk to me like I was an idiot. Fabulous. There was jewels and glamour. You know, this what did I have for three ugly men?

Wait, no, it's just like such a cash grab movie, of course. Well, yes, it's a remake. So there is an original. yeah, I forgot there is. Yeah. So there's an original movie from 1969, I believe, called The Italian Job. I'd be interested to actually watch that. Which, if my light topical research is any indicator, is not actually like this movie. This movie is not so much a remake as it is a took inspiration from, but

The SWAMP (17:17.27)
is an entirely different plot. It basically just is another heist movie. And they took the name, the Italian job from the first movie and they were like, we're going to use the name. It's going to be a heist movie, but it's otherwise like basically entirely different. I think the main character's name is also Charlie. Like whatever. Michael Caine, Michael Caine's character. Yeah, love. In the original. Yeah. Which I'm like, maybe we should see what the original is about. Honestly, that sounds like a great time. Love Michael Caine. Here for that. Michael Caine.

Batman. No, he does not say it like that. How does he say Master Bruce, Master Wayne. Yes, Master Wayne. no guns, no death. No boat. I mean. You almost immediately clocked it as like nobody is dying on screen. They're all just like getting beached or like off screen. Stranded. like you immediately clock this as PG-13 violence. They basically do get the one gunshot to the chest all of Sutherland. And that's pretty much it for there's a lot of

chasing and cars and running around, but not a lot of actual. No, lot of guys get knocked out with gas instead of just shot in the face. Right. And I feel like a lot of the tension is built around men being weird to Cherilee Saron. That's the whole movie. And then Mark Wahlberg, like, fucking guard dog protective about it. That fucking scene in the restaurant where he clocks that she's Donald Sutherland's daughter.

and they all come out of the woodwork like. Yeah, you thought we were dead. Well, guess what? You're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. OK. It's like an eclipse or something when all the werewolves come out of like, oh, my God, out of the woods, out of the woods to be like, hey, we got their back to. Yeah. You're so boring. No, it's like me at the restaurant, like trying to eat my fettuccine Alfredo. And these people are like having this moment. And I'm like, this is not what I'm trying

be doing at this restaurant right now? Why is Mark Wahlberg throwing Ed Norton to the ground? I'm trying to have my appetizer. You're knocking my cocktail onto the ground. I'm pissed. That better be comped. Why is is Mos Def hiding behind a pillar waiting for the most opportune moment to reveal that he's been here this whole time? Like, what the hell? my god. So fucking stupid.

The SWAMP (19:39.918)
Stupid one of my other favorite things about this movie. There was a lot of like water scenes Right, right. my god. This is we're talking about all the stupid shit the part whoever just made this movie I don't think has a fundamental understanding of like physics and how water works my god

day with this movie all about cracking into safes and what that's all about but specifically also a lot of water mechanics Donald Sutherland specifically underwater which is bright blue writes on a safe with like a white pencil it's like a white chalk pencil yeah he writes on a black safe underwater you couldn't do that shit no fucking way

I know they do have like special things. Like underwater for scuba divers? things like that. Scuba pencils? Yeah, they do. So you can do an adult coloring shoot while you're down there? Yep, exactly, exactly. Do like therapy with the fish? Yep, exactly. It's really nice. That's beautiful. Damn, you got my ass. Damn, you myth busted my That one I will myth bust, but.

What else about the water? The clinking of the hard heavy clinking of the gold bars underwater. It's just like, okay, your sound mixer is just doing a terrible job. It's underwater. Immerse me, please. Literally immerse me. That the bullets underwater. Oh my God. Bullets do not move through water like that. again, the sound.

like zipping through the water. It's not Star Wars. It sounds like Star Wars like lasers. Like girl. Yeah. movie do you think this is? Ed Norton fucking unloads entire mag, an entire clip of speed rounds of bullets into the water where he thinks and he just does it again and they just let the scene go on. He reloads it and he does it again and they just let the scene go on. Here's the thing is

The SWAMP (21:40.258)
This movie would have been better if they just had him do that six times. my god. And I just got to watch. Right, I thought you were just about to say this movie would have been better if it was funny. Like, I like a PG-13 action movie. Can never be funny. Needs to be funny. To work. can't just be doing action. You also need to be doing romance. It's not doing romance. Comedy. It's not doing comedy. Yeah. Do something else then, please. Because the actual action part...

isn't even actioning, it's all the planning and the plotting. Yeah. Yeah. So give me something else to fucking care about. I mean, it also like to me, it feels very post 9-11, like sterilized in that way, I guess. Sure. I just like the Mark Wahlberg of it all. It just feels particularly... Hey, if he was on that plane, things would have gone a lot differently. would have gone differently.

If we're pulling a heist and everyone has a specialty, I'm going to say Jen's specialty is saying two things and letting me pick which one I like better. I don't know how we're going to fold that into the planning of the heist, but I think Mark Wahlberg will fit you in somewhere. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Jen, hi. You're back, as always, to do your interim podcast segment, Chocolate or Vanilla. You're going to just say two things. We're all going to say which one we like better.

A, how are you today? And B, is there a theme this week? And C, also, do you want to speak on the Italian job? Because it's your month this month. Oh, thank you so much. A, I am pretty good. B, there is a theme. I took movies that these cast members were in. And you have to say which movie you like better. OK, Slay. So, yeah. And then- stacked cast. Yeah. And then, so I didn't want to do them in this or something else because-

I feel like I've been overdoing that lately. I just picked none of them in this are very good. No, we always pick the other movie. And then, yeah, can I speak to it? So you guys know me. I love a group where each person has their own superpower or identifying thing. I used to work with these three women and the four of us sat in a in a square. Right. And one was really kind and one was really smart.

The SWAMP (23:57.152)
and one was really funny. And I'm like, what do I bring? I don't have a defining characteristic. They're not like, Jen, she's the one who's blah, blah. So I don't know. I always felt like I want to be that person who has one thing. Yeah. but Jen, you contain multitudes. Yeah. And you and what really is is that you're Mark Wahlberg, who's you're really pulling all the strings because you recognize that in other people and you see the bigger picture and you say, we're in this cubicle.

where I'm running this shit. Yeah. that's that's where you're at. But yeah, we do love a tropey. You know, each person has their shtick type type of movie for sure. yeah. And that's it's just like I imagine if you're an author and you set that up, it writes itself. You know what I'm saying? Once you give the people the right characteristics and stuff or the right superpower. What would your superpower be, though, if you are? No.

Two questions. So if you were in one of those movies where everyone had a superpower, what's your superpower? And if you were in the heist movie, what's your heist skill set that you bring? So like realistically, realistically, I think I could probably like maybe cause a big distraction. And that's about it. Like I could distract a group. You need that in the heist group though. while they get away or something. Like I'm really not good for much. I'm clumsy. I'm loud.

I'm not sneaky, so if we're doing high shi- I'm bad at driving. I can't do locks. I... Yeah, I would say I'd have to be some sort of like loud distraction. I'll plan the distraction. I think that's what I'm writing. And then if, again, realistically, what superpower do I have in the group? I'm probably like the person who can mend small objects back together. Like something like really kind of lame.

But if I could have any superpower, I've often said I wish I could imitate anyone's voice on command perfectly. That would be my ultimate superpower. be really good one. I always liked the idea of, what is it, being able to shape shift. Ooh, yeah. That one's definitely a favorite. Mystique. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then, I don't know, my heist...

The SWAMP (26:17.678)
I don't know, think maybe like the breaking in sort of thing, the entering and making a plan. I'm not sure. I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna go with you guys. I'm gonna say I should have had an answer before I asked this question. But for the superpower, I feel like the super strength is always fun. And the invisibility, one of those two. Maybe both.

And then for the heist thing, yeah, same. Who do I want to be in the heist situation? Well, I feel like you're medical, your medical attention, your health, you're the rebuff. You're on standby for when we need some, when things get real. Yeah, I'll take care of people after, yeah, can take care of people after they get hurt. You're like in the safe house with the medical supplies. For like, you know, if Mark Wahlberg catches a stray bullet, it's like, we gotta get him to Jen, you know? Yeah, that's a, yeah, I want that.

I want that job. Yeah, that's totally you. Yeah. With items from the convenience store, of course. Of course. Right. Yeah, you really got to make do. All right. So chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate. Vanilla. Chocolate. First one is what movie like better Pride and Prejudice or Mockingjay Part One? So who is in? Sutherland. Yeah. He was Mr. Bennett. Mr. Bennett.

Yeah, I'll definitely say I think I like Pride and Prejudice more than I Mockingjay part one. Yeah, I was pretty down on Mockingjay part one last week. Yeah, I gotta agree with you on that one. And he's a proud papa in that one. thought I thought for sure you guys were gonna go Hunger Games. I'll go Pride and Prejudice also. That was 2005, Keira Knightley, right? yeah, that's a great movie. Classic. We have never covered that one. Actually, that's a rom-com that I do like. I feel like the only rom-coms I like though have the historic

There are also like, you know, historical dramas. Yeah, period pieces. Next one is Mark Wahlberg. Transformers or Ted? my God, Ted, because then at least I don't have to fucking look at him. Yeah. No, Mark Wahlberg is... No, no, he's in Ted. doesn't voice guy? He's not the voice? Yeah, he's the guy. Seth Meyers is... Seth McFarlane. Seth McFarlane. Meyers? Seth, yes. Wait, who is it?

The SWAMP (28:39.84)
Seth MacFarlane? Yes. I'm sorry. Do I look like I've seen Ted? I guess I don't pick him in Transformers. No, isn't there something wack about his Transformer movies that he's in? There's like a whole plot line about how his underage daughter is like dating a 20 something year old, but they're like using a legal loophole in their state to like, they're like, it's called the Romeo and Juliet law and we're allowed to be together. And Mark Wahlberg is like, you know, like not allowed to be mad at his.

Girlfriend's older boyfriend because of this weird law. It's a it's this weird thing in the new Transformers movie is look look it up It's so I'll still pick Ted. I'll still pick Ted I'll go Ted because I do remember at least giggling at that when I was you know, 14 Yeah, I am I never saw Ted I was gonna say Transformers, but after that I guess I'll take Ted Back looping back though. They're your superpower of being

somebody who can just cause a distraction. So in the Fast and Furious franchise, that's totally Roman. Tyrese Gibson, think is his name. Oh, OK. I've never seen a Fast and Furious, so I wouldn't know. That's totally what he does is he just causes the distraction. Right. Yeah, he drives the cars in like a donut to get the police's attention so that they can go be family somewhere else, for sure.

Next one is Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman or Mad Max Fury Road. Of course Mad Max Fury Road. Yeah, it's Mad Max. Yeah, that's a no-brainer. Which we looked into this and the movie Monster that she notably won the Oscar for also came out the same year as the Italian job. So she must have been filming them maybe around the same time or something. That's a crazy back to back. That's kind of wild. Yeah. Yeah, good for her.

And she was not nominated for best actress for this, though. This got no noms. This got no noms. Next one is Seth Green. So Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed or Robot Chicken, the TV show? I don't think I've ever seen Robot Chicken. So I'll go with Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed because I have seen that many a time. Yes, I got to agree with Dara on this one as well. Yeah, I'm going to go Scooby-Doo for this week. Classic.

The SWAMP (30:56.558)
Next one is Moss Def. So Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or a movie called Be Kind Rewind with Jack Black. And I just will tell you the premise because I know neither one of you has seen it and I had to look it up. So Jack Black gets magnetized and accidentally wipes out all the videos of all the video stores. So him and Moss Def try to make movies.

with a camcorder to keep the customers happy. That sounds hilarious. I am still going to think though, I forgot that he was in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy until you just mentioned it. And it hit me like a resurfaced memory. I totally forgot he was in that.

He's in that and he's pretty good. I love him. I think he's a cutie patootie. So I will pick him in that movie. But now I'm intrigued about this. Jack Black has recently kind of lost his charm for me. I'm really like kind of annoyed by him. But if it's an older thing with him and Mos Def, maybe I'd be into it. Yeah, I think I'm going to go for that one. That sounds cheeky. Looks silly. But I'll go for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because I like that book a lot. And I don't think I saw the movie, but I know Mos Def would be really good on it.

I think he plays somebody really important though, right? Yeah, he's one of like the main characters him and Zoe Deschanel and yeah Martin Freeman. Yeah, Jason's Drayham Statham, Jason Statham. I always say his name wrong. Nomeo and Juliet from 2011. Yep. Or the Meg.

the Meg. I'll pick Nomeo and Juliet. I think it's funny that Jason Statham is in that. Yeah, I'm also gonna go Nomeo on this. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Meg because I actually really, really liked the Meg and Meg too. Fair enough. That's so funny. Maybe I should try that. I do love a... I think I get my itch from like Godzilla in that sense though. I don't need sharks. I have my big guy in the ocean. Last one is Ed Norton.

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So in Glass Onion, so like the Knife's Out number two, or Moonrise Kingdom. Moonrise Kingdom! love Moonrise Kingdom. Also, will he soon to be Oscar winner Ed Norton? You think? Well, do we think? I'm asking, do we think is he gonna win Best Supporting Actor? I think maybe he'll lose to Kieran Culkin. yeah. Yeah, I doubt he will.

Who else is he up against? He's not up against Coleman Domingo's. Strong as well. I don't know who else. don't know who else I Conclave? Any Conclave? No one from Conclave! The Tooch didn't get an O. I'm pissed! fucked up. I'm pissed to hear it. That is messed up. I... Maybe even, I guess. Yeah, maybe Ed Norton. It's, Guy Pearce from The Brutalist. Sure. some guy from Enora. the b-

Oh, guys, I'm going go with you! I love him! He wins, I hope he wins. That'd be fun. And Kieran Culkin or Jeremy Strong, Oh, I will say... Oh, Glassingin. Glassingin, though, I'm gonna go for that, because there's another, like, everybody in the group has a different shtick, know? Yeah. No, I'm excited for the new one. Yeah. Yeah, it's done filming, so will it hopefully be out? Because it's a Netflix, they produce those pretty fast, Yeah, they pump them. So hopefully...

Mostly. Yeah, those movies are a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, I'm not mad about them. And then before we go, any Grammy opinions? you get, I watched a lot of it last night. I it was really good. I actually did, yeah. My girls were getting their flowers. I am just glad that Taylor Swift came away with nothing. my God. I'm thrilled. Am I not a Chapel Rowan supporter if I am not a Taylor Swift hater first? Yes, exactly.

No, I liked that All the Girlies won, I that Kendrick Lamar won for literally- His pedophile song. Somebody literally said that he won more Grammys for that one song than Drake has ever. Yeah. For that one diss track. That's fucking hilarious. That's amazing. So funny. I thought some of the performances that I saw clips of looked very well done. Dochi was Chappell Boone was awesome. Dochi yeah, Chappell of course. Also brilliant. Who is Benson Boone? I don't know. I don't think I wanna know. No, he sucks. He's doing backflips.

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It's too much. It's only that one song. He's truly a one hit wonder. And it only got popular because a little kid sang it on TikTok. Sure. Yeah. I don't know why we're letting him do a whole number. It's that weird. It was kind of strange. But I don't generally have too many opinions about the Grammys. But I thought everyone's dresses were really cool. Yeah. I liked a lot of fashion.

I really like what Dochi wore when she accepted her that huge like hoop skirt, like gray structural moment. Her fashion is always... I think it was pants there too. Yeah, that's even cooler. Yeah, she's awesome. She's also of the swamp. I have DMs for her to on the show. If Grammy winner Dochi would like to answer my DM and come on the show, girl, we can watch whatever movie you want. I know I suggested Narnia last time, but we can depict something else. I'll be lenient.

And with that, Jen, thank you for being here and we love you and we'll see you next week. All right. I love you guys. Have an awesome night. Bye. Bye. But also this movie feels distinctly early 2000s in the way that it has just like aged really poorly. it's just so fucking boring. of me, part of me like wants to know what of it has aged poorly and what of it was just like truly misogynistic to begin with, like, and like not funny. yeah.

What was still problematic in 2003 that was in this movie? Because there were some parts of it that really just rubbed me the wrong way that I don't really recall feeling any type of way about as a child, but maybe I just wasn't picking up on that as What in particular? But there's this weird scene with a character whose name is Skinny Pete and he's a very large man with long hair and a long beard and tattoos. It was supposed to be scary and big or whatever.

Mark Wahlberg and Mos Def go to talk to him. And then like Mos Def starts like freaking freaking out and like can't make eye contact with him and acts like he's never seen like a fat person before. Like any one, like he was a large man and they found us a bunch of the joke that he was like, you know, they call him skinny pee, but he's huge. But he was like acting like so perturbed by it. was just Like he had a third arm like sticking out of his head. Right, right. Just like being really.

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insane. Weird about it. That just that scene read me read as very strange to me this time around. I'm like, why is he like, is that was fat phobia really that much more of a common thing that it's like, which is everyone would be keen on to like, of course you would look at somebody weird. Like, I don't know, because, you know, Mark Wahlberg tells him like, man, be cool. Yeah, he's chill with him. Like, are we supposed to

feel for Mo's death or like feeling uncomfortable. Like I really don't under, I don't have a good read on that. I don't understand. well, 2003, I mean like that's the height of like, like skinny fever. You know what I mean? Like it's, yeah, I couldn't say. I don't know, man. It's so weird though. like the,

the weird like sexualization of Charlie's Theron throughout the entire film, but also still being so sexless. Right, right. Like it just felt like a perfume ad or something like that. like a can't. Yeah. Yes. This is a perfume ad and a car commercial. Yes. And just. Well, yes, for a Mini It's a feature length film or is it a Mini Cooper commercial? Exactly. It's a Mini Cooper commercial. And Charlie's Theron is putting in

Perfume ad level acting because that's all she needs to do because it's just a mini Cooper commercial Yeah, but yeah, yeah there's a safe crack maybe twice The whole thing is about safe cracking and they correct she's always practicing Which is just so fucking boring. She gets there. She's like, it's not the safe. I practiced and it's like girl You didn't think of that like

You didn't think he was gonna swap out his safe? I don't know, like whatever. Yeah, so boring. So anticlimactic. Yeah, there's just like... You can do a lot with a heist movie. This is the most boring shit you can do with a heist movie. Right, it's also called the Italian Job and they're in Los Angeles for an hour and 20 minutes of the film. It's not the fucking Los Angeles job. It's not the WeHo, what's that neighborhood in LA? Oh, fuck if I know.

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I just know the palace aids. I don't know. I just wish. Here's the thing is that watching this movie just made me wish I was watching Speed. my God. Well, we. I Keanu Reeves was here. Well, it's the it's the L.A. transit system for me. Right. Because I had never even seen her before. We watched Speed a couple of months ago. Yeah. You were like, my God, I didn't know that L.A. had underground trains. And here we have it again. Yeah. And once again. And once again in the tunnels. Yeah. But yeah.

makes them seem quite well maintained. But yet again, Seth Green is able to hack right in. Of course. Imagine if I could hack the T on my way to work. Oh my god. train just gets to go. We have to skip all the stops. Oh my god. You're the one that you're the one that's putting the red line in the slow zone for me. Oh my god. Pissed. No, this movie is this was pretty rough. But basically that is the butt of Seth Green's whole character is that he controls the traffic.

that he gets into the traffic light system of Los Angeles. And the joke is that LA traffic sucks so bad, what are we gonna do? If only we could have green lights the whole way. And Seth Green's like, I'm a hacker, I got it. And he makes all the lights green or fucking whatever. I don't know, they made Seth Green very insully in this. Yeah, yeah, just squirrely. Well, to me, he's always my enemy because of Scooby-Doo.

Oh, of course. Right. I'm like, that's I just view him as sinister. He's trying to fuck with Velma and I'm always sticking out for my girl. Hey, back off. I don't know what else is there to say about the Italian job, really? The Italian job. Oh, so you mentioned enjoying the girl boss, Ocean's 8 remake. Yes, Ocean's 11.

Yes, Ocean's 11. Ocean's 11, yes. Okay, so I think we should make a girl boss remake of the Italian job. So it'll be a remake of a remake. We'll remake the Italian job and it'll be all girl cast except we'll get one really hot guy to do nothing but just stand there like Charlize does. He can crack a safe one time. Oh shit. But we're gonna do a girl boss. Wait, this is really good I feel like it's gonna be set in Boston but we have to pick a European city to call it like, you know, the...

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Is that in Boston? We said in Philly, it's like a little gay. No, isn't this in? The Warsaw job. it's like the first 20 minutes we do in Poland and then the rest is in Boston, right? Like this movie, it's just in America. And so I think we do it in Boston here because we're gonna direct this. This, we're gonna be a local production. Okay. So feel like we have to get IOD re-in on this. of course, of Yeah, we're casting this. Okay. feel like we could do. Do we cast? Do we get the girls in the mix? Like, do we get Rachel Semen? I don't really know.

I think maybe not, but I just did say it needed comedy, but I was bringing that as well. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Shit. Who else? Who's from Massachusetts? Oh, Joe Keery's from Massachusetts. He can come be in the Heist movie. Is that true? Yeah. Joe Keery's from... Where is he from? Yeah, he's from Newberryport. He's in North Shore. Oh, he's in North Shore, boy. What other youngish actors are from Massachusetts? Because I'm keeping it Are we keeping it local?

Yeah, because I'm going to say fuck you to Mark Wahlberg and I'm going to remake the Italian job in his home city and I'm going to own his ass. is the plan. don't know how many other local Bostonians we can get on this one. Well, they don't have to be Bostonians. I think they just need to have the spirit of Boston. So I think you can find somebody who has the spirit of Boston in them. OK, I owe a debris.

Hunter Schaeffer. She'll be like our she'll be our handsome Rob. Yes, of course. She'll be our our beautiful baby girl Hunter Schaeffer. Beautiful Hunter. Okay, IO, David Hunter Schaeffer. Who is IO playing? IO's are Mark Wahlberg, of course, right? You know who I want art to be our himbo is Cuba Gooding Jr's son. yeah. What's his name? He's in some rom-com like

horror movie that's out. He's not a good actor either. No, he's so hot. No, wait, no. He just has to be a himbo. Or are we gonna? No, we need to utilize our male characters so that we don't do to them what they do to us because they did that to Chris Hemsworth in the girl boss fucking Ghostbusters movie and it was tacky and lame. Yeah, we should at least give them something. Okay, so

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Handsome Hunter Schaeffer. No, wait, that sounds so transphobic. We can't say that. That's not what we mean. just mean that she's the eye candy. That she is obviously still very qualified to be breaking into places as well. But who else? I had to be Hunter Schaeffer. Oh, and Jennifer Coolidge can play the Donald Sutherland character.

And she can be the leader who gets caught early. And so we only have to pay her to be on set for like a day or two. Yeah, that's good. So this is why we maybe do need to run ads so that we can get Jennifer Coolidge because she's also from Massachusetts. Yes, she is. She is another local. I'm not sure that he is Boston Energy or Himbo Energy. No, he's too soft. was thinking Josh O'Connor for a minute, but he's too soft for this.

I'm not even thinking about who the boys are. I'm trying to still think. Well, OK. And we need to assign them specialties. So Wunder Schaeffer is going to be our vehicles expert. Of course. I feel like a fucking Suzuki or something. That's what we're going to do for that. have debris. What is her skill? That's our Mark Wahlberg. OK, the brains. The mastermind. That's mastermind. Who's our computer? hacker? Who's our computer hacker guy? Milamandos?

from the revenge. like she can be the traitor. She can be Ed Norton. Ooh. Because she's hot. So I feel like she can be the hot She can be the hot, yeah. Ooh, I like that. I like that. OK, absolutely. I don't know. we're going to round out the group.

we could get, hold on. God, what's their fucking name? they just changed their name. They just announced it. from iSelvaTV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack. Yeah. they can be the one boy. He can be the one boy. The one boy we get is trans. That's definitely the rule. Hell yeah.

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Or some T-Boy swag in there? Yeah, yeah. some... That's gonna be the himbo has to be some T-Boy swag. Yeah. That's what we're gonna do. Okay. Right. And now we just need... We need our computer guy. We need our... and then... And then that's it. And then we have the Boston Italian job. we... Oh yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's our computers guy then? I'm partial to Olivia Cook as an actress. She was my... Oh, would she be too old? She could play...

I feel like the way she's kind of grungy and gritty in Sound of Metal, she played a punk computer hacker, that would be kind of cool. Yeah, okay, so we've got her as our computer's gal. Iodibris the Brain, Hunter Shapers, vehicles, and also hotness. Jennifer Coolidge is gonna be Donald Sutherland and is gonna get shot in the first, maybe five minutes even. Five minutes.

Camilla Mendes is Ed Norton. And we'll be the traitor. Yeah, and then Jack Haven as our our humble T-boy sweater. Yeah, as Cherilee Sterron. Cherilee Sterron. Who will, we'll give like one, is good at one thing. Yeah, yeah. We brought you along because you can crack safes or whatever. Most Def. and who is Most Who's Most Def?

Kiki Palmer. Right off the cuff. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, it's perfect. It's perfect. Because the charisma. Yes, of course. We need like that. Fuck. I'd watch this. Yeah, we're going to produce it. Yeah. Set in Boston. I was like, we're keeping it local. then we're like, maybe not. Set in Boston, though. Yeah. Well, no, it's set the first 20 minutes. I said Warsaw. We can pick a more glamorous city. We're going to do a heist.

in a European city. Of course, of course. Maybe an affordable one. So it can be an affordable movie. Yeah. An affordable European heist. But then, you know, the last, you know, two thirds of the movie will just happen like in Quincy. It's like a neighborhood, like, you know, maybe a brain tree. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. Oh, is too nice. And it's going to be, oh, it should be about like robbing one of the colleges.

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Robbing Harvard, robbing the jewels, the sacred jewels. There's a lot, mean, you could rob MIT's tech or something like that. blood diamonds that they have in the basement of Harvard. Something sinister. Oh my God. No, if I was going to steal something from Harvard, I would steal the glass flowers. Have you ever been to that exhibit? No. Oh my God. They have like their, their Earth history museum thing. they're these.

these beautiful, you couldn't even tell that they were glass, flowers made in the early 1900s or something like that for people to look at and understand the science and the buildup. Stunning shit, stunning. Yeah, if anyone needs a cute Boston date idea, would highly recommend going checking out the glass flowers at Harvard. Would highly recommend donating to our GoFundMe so that we can film a movie.

a remake of the Italian job. That's what everyone is clamoring for. We need to pick the city name because that's the name of it. The whatever job. Yeah. So I mean, doesn't need to be a European city. Well, think, yeah, I think here like Australia, we could go to like Brisbane. The Brisbane job.

The Melbourne job. If we really wanted to keep it local, we could do the Irish Catholic route and just do it over somewhere in Dublin. The Dublin job. The Dublin job. The Dublin job. We'll steal some sort of Catholic relic and then we can kind of get boondocks saves on it. And it could be about like returning holy relics to a South Boston church. Oh, I like that. Reconsecrating the land. Yeah. And making Boston whole once again.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, see, it basically writes itself. You think AI could do this? Oh, man. Yeah, so, so real. Do you think AI could do this? It's wild. So like, I understand integrating AI into your workflow process as an editor if you want to use it for like...

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cleaning up sound bites or something, whatever, whatever. If you wanna use it for shit like that, like that is entirely different than using it generatively, right? That's where the beef lies with me. And the website we use to like record and edit has this fucking feature that's just called AI co-host. And it's just like, yeah, just record a podcast and we'll just fill in a co-host with AI. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, that's so fucked. I'm sorry. Who are there?

people out there for real who are listening to podcasts of AI voices because I actually I clocked it pretty recently my mom and I love to do trivia in the car and sometimes we're all caught up on all our favorite trivia podcasts so we need to try to find new ones and there was one that was just like basic trivia like asking a question but the pronunciation of a couple of words kind of caught caught my ear and I was like they're totally just fed fed a script into an AI and it's just like trivia right because that's so easy that doesn't need to be person

personal, but it is such a difference because it's like, it's weird and cold and distant. It makes me not like it. Like it makes me not like it. God, man. But yeah, so AI co-host, what the hell? We'll keep on chugging. Me being the captain of the SS fuck generative AI ship. Yeah. Yeah. I can't, I can't do it anymore, Who would I?

AI can't tell you who it wants to fuck, marry or kill. Right. Well, it could try. can emulate me and it sure can try. But I don't think honestly, if an AI listens to every episode of The Swamp and then was told to like give an analysis of what our types are, it would break the AI. We just say too much shit. We just say too much random shit. Like maybe you could find some through lines, obviously, but. Oh, I wonder.

Well, yeah. Like she just seems like she wants to fuck them up. It's like, I don't know. Like, that's the real conclusion. She just really loves felt guys. don't know. But to fuck Marianne to kill in this film, I feel like do we want to say our main three are Mark Wahlberg, Shirley Stairlund and Ed Norton. Ed Norton. Not Donald Duckland. Ed Norton. Because we're obviously both just going to kill Ed Norton. Yeah, of course. But would I kill her?

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Mark Wahlberg. I would maybe kill Mark Wahlberg actually. But in this movie, Ed Norton is so slimy. He is so irredeemable. He's really greasy. He's there's like no, he gives you no reason to root for him. Yeah, I think I'd have the bad sex with Mark Wahlberg and just take the L. Unfortunate. Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you. Yeah, that's the other thing. Completely unlikable villain and the villain's whole character flaw is that he's unimaginative.

So just makes him like an uninteresting character. Oh, his character flaws that he's not very smart. Like, okay. So he's, yeah. And that's why they succeed in the end. Like, I don't know, it's fucking stupid. Anyways. Yeah. I know. Mark Wahlberg. Why do I feel like Mark Wahlberg's dick is like really curved to the left for some reason. You know what I mean? He gives me one of those vibes.

I'm like inside me curdled when you just said the phrase Mark Wahlberg's dick. Like I don't even want to, I don't want that energy in my presence. Disgusting. Apologies, apologies. Disgusting. When you talk about your wife, Charlize. Oh my god, Charlize Theron, it was just glowing. I'm like, they gave her like good lighting and everyone else was like.

They're boys. The gaffers were over by Charlize and they're like, doesn't matter how anyone else As long as she looks phenomenal. Dewey. Yeah, she looks amazing in every shot. Gorgeous. She doesn't look real. She looks like a Barbie. It's crazy. And in the way that they wanted it to look like she was wearing no makeup, even though she is wearing makeup, but she's wearing no makeup, makeup, Hollywood makeup. Yeah, it was good. Which was really, really Yeah, it was good.

There wasn't a lot of stuff they did well, but they did that pretty all right. And the choice to have her go like no bra like tank top for most of the movie. you know, of course, very good. Yep. Can't say no to that. Undeniable. Good stuff. Out of whole movie, though. I'm going to fuck Charley Starr and I'm going to marry most deaths. Yeah. And I'm going to kill probably still Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. I'm going to fuck Donald Sutherland. Hell, yeah.

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The way that he was talking to her in the beginning. absolutely. Even with that fuck ass mullet that they gave him. the crew cut. was really, really bad. It was really bad. But I'd still absolutely bounce on that crazy style. Oh, yeah. And then I'm gonna yell, I'll still marriage. I don't know if Charlize is even just like a nothing character. just, yeah, she's...

I guess I'll marry most deaf and then I'll still kill Edna and Nia. Yeah, why not? Yeah, sure. And then you're gonna host a little Italian party. We had a little watch party and honestly, I want to shout out what we ate because I feel like that's pretty good. It's just like house of pizza, your local, whatever's near where you live. You can just call in, order, pick it up, whatever your go-to pizza preference is.

It can be Italian, can be Greek, it can be whatever. From the freezer even. just like a house of pizza pizza and just like a big old fucking Caesar salad. Classic. We just got, yeah, like a margherita pizza and a Caesar salad. was greasy, it was good. yeah, was perf. Yeah. What I want for this. And then I think you should drink an amaretto sour.

I feel like, because this movie is just kind of like a light to nothing movie. Yeah. And Error on a Sour is just sort of like a, it's just sweet. It's like a nothing drink. It's just sort of like, it's not even really gonna get you drunk. It just kind of tastes like nice soda. Yeah. Yeah. It's light, light violence, light sex, light plot, light acting, light everything. It's just kind of like a light, easy movie. Yeah, no. I said, I went with Bud Light, but any light beer, of course. And I think that you make,

This is a dad movie for sure. you know, this was Gary's movie. You should cook and you should watch from the kitchen while you watch this. And then you should eat your meal while you actually watch something good. That's the real move. Yes, of course. But I think you make dad nachos. I feel like everyone has their version of dad nachos. My dad's version of nachos was it was usually toasty to scoops. That's what we had in our house. yeah. If we had shredded.

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Mexican cheese, of course, yes. And then just like the bottom of a sobra. Not sobra, but like a salsa thing. Total. But like also if you don't have shredded cheese, just a slab of American cheese. Ripped up slice American will do. The fuck shit. Like you get real like bottom of the barrel with these nachos. Like you're scraping by on like colander. Pringles as the.

Chip base. For nachos. Pringles. mean, I... fucked. Yeah, that is a little fucked. Yeah, yeah. I bet it, you know, I bet it wasn't that bad though. It was not that bad. Yeah, exactly. I ate it. Yeah. I'd still eat it. Exactly. Yeah. So yeah, just your worst nachos I'm gonna go with. And then, hence, you're gonna cook while you watch this, while standing up halfway between your kitchen and the TV.

and then you're really gonna eat for, what movie are you gonna follow this up with? Well, this movie opens up with a boat chase through the canals in Italy, and that just made me wanna watch Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

So I'm gonna go ahead with that, because that's a way better heist movie. Love, love that. Yeah, what about you? I need to dip my toes into those Spielberg-y waters. I think you would honestly really like them. I probably would, yeah. And I'm very charmed by Harrison Ford, so. Yeah, he's really hot. And I like it when men have dirt on their face. Yeah, yeah, you'll fall for it. I have two options. I was surprised to learn that the director of this movie, F. Gary Gray, also directed the 2015 film Straight Outta Compton. Which...

Which I did enjoy. Fair enough. think you can do a back to back directorial fucking headbanging. Yeah, might as well. Or I think you should just watch, obviously, Shirley Seron driving a car in an even cooler way and that's Mad Max Fury Road. course. what are you gonna rate this out of 10? I'm gonna give it a three. I'm gonna give it a two. Yeah, this movie's awful. bad. This movie is really bad. bad. Sorry, Gary.

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This simply was one. just, when it was on cable, which was all the time, we just stop and finish it to the end because... It's a cable movie. It's a cable movie. Yeah. Yeah. It's a PG-13 light action, family-friendly romp. The Italian job. What more could you want? I probably could close my eyes and like watch most of it in my head if I focused real hard. God, that's fucking tragic. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

It'll get a rough one man. Yeah, I can do Shrek pretty easy and it's like to pretty easy I can do I can do Coraline for sure I can do Dirty Dancing. I can do the season of Survivor where they were in China Dirty Dancing, that's a good one Ferris Bueller probably yeah Yeah, those ones, but that was those were my stop and watches. Right where you like focus on the inside of your eyelids and you're like, okay, I'm gonna recreate it

No, just me. Thank you for listening. Again, Swamp Aversary. Hey, we're four now. We're this many. We're four years old now. And that's a presidential term. Oh, my God. Yeah, look at us. Oh, my God. We've served. We did. We did. We've been. Have we been serving? I wouldn't say so.

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