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You know that moment when life gets quiet and you realize the chaos was the thing keeping you distracted? We’re back after a long break, and we start with the real reason: mental health got loud. We talk openly about stopping medication and how quickly that choice can turn into anxiety, and conflict.
From there, we get into the everyday “adulting” stuff, we jump into big life moves: new apartments, chasing real career goals. We get practical about money, the chaos of car problems when you’re just trying to keep your life moving. Work stress as why customer service isn’t just a job skill, it’s a character check. We also talk relationships, self-sabotage, and what it looks like to build a calm life when your nervous system is used to drama.
Finally, we hit our gossip segment with a story that stops you cold: someone finds out their family member follows their cousin on OnlyFans and has been sending explicit messages. We break down what to verify, how to find a trusted adult, and how to protect the most vulnerable person in the family while you figure out what’s real.
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We’re Back And Catching Up
SPEAKER_00Welcome back. It's your girl Karina and Ellen, Ellen.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's a little like your microphone. The watch sound smooth, like smooth operator. Thank you for calling my sex card. Oh, literally. I'm not even gonna say that. AI already took that baby. He said snip. For real. And then you're gonna they're gonna put that little sentence. She's like, fuck, it is her. Yeah, it is me. Done.
unknownGod damn it.
SPEAKER_01Not me, Spedes. You got me to get me.
SPEAKER_00Fuck you. Welcome back, guys. It's your girl Karina. And Melanie.
SPEAKER_02Melanie.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we're back. We're back in with better, you bitches. Mm-hmm. You say what we were doing. You know, we were out here saving the world and the world hunger.
SPEAKER_01Um being Princess Diana. Okay. Yeah. Low-key FBI. I am the new president. Okay, we're working on a hell yeah. No. Literally, they're gonna be like, oh, bitch, we got some complaints. Oh my oh, just kidding. Cut the camera. Literally. I'm like, no, so yo.
SPEAKER_00Make sure 305. Literally. That's the true president. I fucking love him. I love pitbull. Pitbull worldwide.
Stopping Medication And Hitting Bottom
SPEAKER_00Well, guys, let's see. I did it again. Not gonna lie. I forgot. I stopped. No, it's not even that. I just stopped my medication. I went AWA. Oh. Um to the cook nest. I went to the cook nest, yeah. Not literally to like a mental health guys. Like hospital. Yeah, I think tampoco, tampoco. I'm crazy, but you know. I'm just like interested in crazy. Okay, you know.
SPEAKER_01It's just one of those zodiacs.
SPEAKER_00No, leave that. No, but yeah, I did. I saw medications, things were going very rough with me. Like within myself, within I was making it hard for the people around me, especially Jonathan. Um, it was getting kind of hard at my job. So it was just, it was, it got I it got really gloomy on my end. And I was I just didn't like in that time that we weren't recording, I did want to hop on the podcast. Yeah. And just talk about the shit that I was going through in that moment. But at the same time, it's like it was too much. It was just I yeah. Like, it was just like, yeah. I I just feel like I was better off not saying anything, like just figuring it out by myself, which I didn't. I didn't say anything, and I tried to figure it out for myself, um, but I lost my shit. It happened, you know, and what like seven months later, here we are back again, back medicated. Yeah, yeah, going to therapy. Therapy is going amazing. Well, the thing is, like, I was the thing is like I was still doing therapy throughout the whole time. I just wasn't doing my medication.
SPEAKER_02Were you telling her you were doing that?
SPEAKER_00No, I wasn't telling anybody. Jonathan didn't even know that I was off the mouse. That's not going on. Mm-hmm. See, it's not like it makes sense after I figured it out with my therapist, you know, like this in Chiquita.
Why Calm Life Can Feel Wrong
SPEAKER_00I've had a lot of chaos in my family, in my life. Yeah, all my day-to-day life. Like, so I'm used to that. So like for 20 plus some years of my life, I'm 30 to just get out here 31 this year. Period. And so for like 20 some years of my life, it was nothing but chaos, nothing but drama, violence, yelling, throwing, sex, drugs, act, you know what I'm saying? So like now for life, okay. Girl, let me tell you like so like now that I'm an adult and I'm on an amazing healthy relationship. Right, I don't have any of that. I don't have violence, I don't have yet, I don't have screamings, I don't have arguments. Yes, I still have the drugs, my weed. I'm never gonna let it go. It's your Mary Jane, bro. Yes, we have amazing sex. Every day, whatever. So, like, you know, like it's just it's I'm just I'm not yet with anybody. Nobody's busted in my house talking shit. Nobody's nobody's accusing me of being like a hoe, nobody's accusing me of being too goddamn friendly. Nobody's over here trying to sort of fight at the me, like, yeah, like nobody's pulling up on me talking about what the fuck are you doing here? Bitch, I'm at the grocery store. What you mean? Literally, I'm like, I got dinner at five. Like, man, I got my whole corporate meeting. Right? Like, so like now it's like I'm I'm I'm good. I have a house, I have a car under my name. I'm the manager, you know what I mean? Like, I am calm, like everything over here, kick uh kumbaya, rainbows, and peaches and taller. So um, so I would look, I go look. She was like, hold up, where's the streets at?
SPEAKER_01I go look for the beef. Be like, who can I start a fight with today? Go to a Rangers game, start throwing drinks at everybody. Someone, some dude's gonna come at you. They be fighting over nothing. Get the one baseball that fellow out. I don't want to go to jail. I don't think you could. Go ahead and see a kid get that baseball and then yank it from him, fight with the internet.
SPEAKER_00No, sorry guys, I was bored. I literally be like, I just got off my bed. Sorry. So that's what I did. That's what I do. I'm not gonna lie. I've been on this medication. You'd be self-sabotaging. I am like a motherfucker. Can't say shit, me too. Like my life depends on it. And I'm working on it, I've gotten better. I mean, it's been two fuck a little bit over two years, and I've been on this stupid ass medication, you know? So it's like like it's I'm getting I'm getting it. I'm I'm I'm working on it. It just it gives me anxiety when I feel like I need to be doing something.
SPEAKER_01Bro, this is like the peak of adulthood, though. Like, whenever you get a chance to not, like you just stay in your silence, you're living in your moment, you're like, okay.
SPEAKER_00But I have a lot of silence, I don't have any kids. I don't have you are a slighty, that's enough. Slighty is not like superactive, yeah. Bro, I literally just took a three-hour nap, and this motherfucker slept with me the whole fucking three hours.
SPEAKER_01You wanted him to wake you up in the middle and be like, or something, for me to be like, shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_00Give me a reason to yell at you, motherfucker. Literally, I'm like, chew on my shoe or something, bro.
SPEAKER_01Never, you never did. Perfect angel. That's what I'm saying. You fucking menace. How dare you be a good dog?
SPEAKER_00Okay, like I need somebody to match my energy.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Get yourself like a dommation or something.
SPEAKER_00For real. I'm gonna go give me a chihuahua. Oh, bruh. And they will never shut up. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01Be like, who the fuck are we fighting with all the time? And they would come and give you noise complaint. You know what? Get it. I'm gonna get you that for your birthday. For your birthday, I'm gonna start beeping. I'ma pull up. So you're trying to touch my man, huh?
SPEAKER_02Hold on.
SPEAKER_01Getting out the car, huh? Literally, I'm like, we never agree to this. I'm like, hold on, this is her birthday present. Bitch, come out. Cops come and everything.
SPEAKER_00Hell no, I'm gonna go to jail for some years.
SPEAKER_01You'll be like, girl, thank you. Oh, you're gonna give me a thank you card from jail.
SPEAKER_00Thanks for the uh the beautiful event.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, I can't not go, I can't be around these certain amount of people no more. I have to move. Thanks for that. No, but
Picking Fights And Relationship Patterns
SPEAKER_01I agree with you on that part, Loki. Because, like, honestly, me and Ray had that problem like not too long ago, to the point where I was like getting mad and aggravated. And he was like, Why are you like, bro, we were chilling, like what the fuck? I'm like, real shit, I just wanted to fight. And he was like, But why? Like that, yeah, like you're over here making me anxious, and then I was like, fuck, bro, I can't be doing this. So, like at this point, I'm just hurting him, just because I'm I'm also used to chaos. Like, my family, like, no eran tantas, but like every relationship I've had, yeah, has been always very your adulthood, your independence, your growth has been part of that. Yeah, yeah, or like constantly like having to take care of someone or something, because Loki dated bombs, but like it was for that, yeah. And then, like, he was like, Well, we just need to cry come up with like a like a word for me to know that this is a fake argument, that whatever is said it's just to go ahead and get all the anger out, just have rough sex. Oh my coochie can't take it. Um coochie can't take it because he's a stud, bro. Like he's young still. Oh, yeah. So he be going crazy, and I'm like, I wake up and my fucking hip is dislocated.
SPEAKER_00Okay, but when I went to physical therapy, motherfucker pop my hip out of the place.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, bro, and then I'm fat low-key. So, like the legs upward shit. I'm like, hold on, I need to breathe. But suffocating me.
SPEAKER_00No, but yeah, as uh as uh as a big girl, my titties be suffocating me. Hold on, hold on, hold on. For real, I gotta pull them down and everything to be like, okay, hold on.
SPEAKER_01Can we flip real quick? Literally, my knees be giving out. I'm like, oh my god, you are you done? I'm like, I was fake done three minutes ago. My knees are done.
unknownThat's a fake done to me.
SPEAKER_01I was like, fuck no, you said put in work. I'm like, yeah, I'm done.
SPEAKER_00Okay, talk, no, talking about that. Are you a girl that fucks back or you just lay there?
SPEAKER_01No, I fuck back. Yeah, I'm a writer. Uh, what's it called that reverse cowgirl? My fave. Wait, no, which one's cowgirl? Like, whenever you're reverse is like when you're facing him or not facing him. Reverse is when you're facing his feet. No, the other way. Okay.
SPEAKER_00So just cowgirl.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like my teeth ache. Hell yeah. Period. She said, motorboat these motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_01For real. I'm like, they little, so you gotta press them together. Fucking. Literally, pass them over. I want that triple D back hurting scoliosis ass. No, I want it. I say that now. You don't want it. But my panther already gives me enough. My lower back be killing me. I'm like, damn.
SPEAKER_00You
Body Confidence And Getting Dressed
SPEAKER_00know what I what I struggle with the most of this is it's like going because I can, you know, I am a big girl, but my titties stand out more than my tummy sometimes. Well, they stand out more than my tummy. So like it'll fit me right on my titties, but it'll be in loose on my tummy area, and I don't like the way it looks. Or it looks good on my tummy area, but hell I tie on my titties and having my titties just popping out. And I personally don't like that. No sh no shade to the girls that like that. Me.
SPEAKER_01But oh, I I don't like I don't like it to the point where like you're scared that like it's gonna start showing. Like, I'm gonna get public dis what's it called? Public administration. Yeah, public whatever. But I don't want that. But I do like them to be like out and about, like you're like, oh, her boobies are out.
SPEAKER_00I'm like okay, so are you talking more like you're just showing like the top part like this much? And then it's like no no no. See, that's okay. I'm talking about the ones where you can see that their titties are too big for that bra.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Or like your titties are too big for that shirt. Like that's what I I presume like for me, like where it's just like a bolt poking out of your shirt, and it's like your titties looks deformed.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's what I don't like. I don't like that line in between. Yeah, yeah, that's so like so like that's so the shirts that feel me good on my stomach area. That's what they make, that's what they make my titties look like. So it's like it just if I can get my titties to match my tummy, then it would be great.
SPEAKER_01I want them to be too out. I want an ass to match that titties. I need an ass. Bro, my titties match my ass right now. Not having it.
SPEAKER_00It'd be like that. But I'm good.
New Job Location And Customer Service
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm good. Work is okay, work is trash. Everything's back on schedule, everything's okay. My location officially closed on June 28th. Um, I got moved to my new location that Monday. How do you like it? Um, like there's there's like no shade. No shade to the location that I'm working with. It's just customer service with these girls. It's not there. Like they're not friendly. There's your beef. Like, the thing is like it's I'm I'm literally nobody there. I'm just an agent because I don't really have the manager. So it's like I can't go in there running like it's my like your stores, yeah. Yeah, so it's just like I gotta follow her rules, and some of her rules I don't think they're customer-wise friendly. Like, I'm I'm I can't have a cup full of pens for the customers. She doesn't like that. She barely likes to put candy out for the customers.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_00Um, they don't really greet the customers when they come in. Oh, that's not true. So, like, it's just little, but but the manager is an amazing seller. Yeah. Like her work ethic, like as a worker, is amazing. Like, I honestly feel like I can learn a lot of shit from her. Period. But just her customer service, her and my co-worker is like basura. Like my co-worker, like, I don't like she's Mexican, you know? Yeah. And like the things that I've seen, yeah that have I've experienced when I work with her, she only she's only nice to our own kind. Oh, like she's not like she's not really, she like, but like, I wouldn't I wouldn't say racist because that's a really strong word nowadays. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But like sorry, internet, like, like, like Damien. That was sorry, sorry. ADHD and my autism. Literally, I'm like, sorry, sorry, sorry. ADHD and autism came out real quick.
SPEAKER_00She's walking out here playing with lighter's toys.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm about to put this in my mouth and be like, you gotta hear a bunch of squeaking for like the rest of the episode.
SPEAKER_00Hell no, cut her mic. Literally, hear it from very far away. Um, what was the same? Like, so she like she's she's just more friendly or like her tone of voice is more friendly and more welcoming. Okay, quando es un mexicano, but let it be a different ethnicity, an Indian or a Nigerian or somebody that doesn't have a Latin community in them. Okay, she's like, Hello, how can I help you? Oh and it's just like damn.
SPEAKER_01And like she switched up real quick, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like both of them, like I see some, and I don't I don't like that. Like, they don't bro, I bullshit you not. And one day, two customers came in and they were like, I am so happy that you're here because these other girls don't get like they're not, they don't talk to me, they don't give me my insurance card, like yeah, but like you're gonna be asking them. I and I do that's the thing when they come in and pay, and I do this with every single customer, even over the phone, bitch. Uh huh. I'm like, okay, I'm like, well, your payment has been processed. Is there anything else that I need you need me to help you with? Like set it up on auto pay or your insurance card, or do you have any questions in the phone or over the phone, like in yeah, over the phone or in person? And what in that location, Medicine? Like, I've never been asked that. We have a fridge, bitch. Oh, we have a mini fridge that we're supposed to be giving drinks at to the customers. I've never heard them ask if they want a drink. Oh, and I do it while they're there, and they still don't do it for their customers. That's shady. So, like, that's the things that I don't like. Like, we're where we work in a customer service job, we're here to attend the customer to a certain thing. Yeah. You know, to a certain extent, you know? So that's the only thing that I don't like. Other than that, like the the it's busy. I I don't get shitty customers. They're good, they're both good workers. Yeah, like, yeah, like it's just it's just that. And they're not mean to me, they're not mean to each other. They're not mean to like customers either.
SPEAKER_01They're just like no, they're not, yeah, they're not they're just like monotone pretty much.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. Like they're not welcoming, like that's it. Like they're they're not being disrespectful, they're not refusing service, they just they don't feel I don't feel welcome when they're helping customers.
SPEAKER_01Let me just go to the background. Yeah, like why are you mad? Yeah, I just be like, she's a boombastic side eye, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so I just I just I go I go in there, I do my work, and I be me a hundred percent. I be
Kindness Is Free And It Matters
SPEAKER_00one time a customer came in actually, and I could just tell that he was having a shitty day, like shitty. And he came in, I was like, you know, I can help you. And he gave me his number so I can open up his account. And I was like, what's wrong? You okay? And he said no. And I was just like, I am so sorry, what happened? Like, do you need to talk about it? Do you need some water? And his mom's health like went down. He was just like treason over. And like that, literally, like I gave him his I took his payment, I gave him his receipt, and like I it wasn't even like a 10-minute interaction, bitch. Like, and at the end of that conversation, he was like, Thank you for listening. He's like, I really needed to talk to somebody, and I was like, of course.
SPEAKER_01Like sometimes you just like you just see someone like not really in crisis, but like that they're not having it that day.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, because like what if being nice is free, right? Because like what if what if what if because then we'll say nothing? I don't know anything about do you want to hear it? Oh, sure. I'm like, I don't any I don't know anything about that man, right? Yeah, like um, I don't know if he's the only child, I don't know if that's his only parent that's alive. I don't know if he's married, you know. Like, what if he doesn't have anybody to really talk to? Yeah, what if he has shit family? You know what I mean? Like he has a shitty sister or or alcoholic dad, you know, like yeah, like something something could be like going on that like because we really never know like what a person's actually going through unless we know them. In the basis, yeah, yeah, because whenever I stopped taking my medication and I was losing my bad shit, I didn't tell you, you didn't tell anybody. You I fucking try to bust the windows on Durango. Oh, yeah, hell no. I told you that I lost my shit, bitch. I lost my shit.
SPEAKER_01She said I went ghetto. Oh my god, no, but uh, yeah, like being nice is free. I need to work on that though. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I agree with it.
SPEAKER_00Like, I feel like that is like a really good rule to have, like, you know, I I do that's one thing that Jonathan and I have. Like, he's has brought he has brought it up to me, you know, to to have a village for me. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes, though, like even when you have a kid, it takes a village to raise a goddamn kid.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So what makes you think that that village disappears when that kid grows up? You're used to that village, you know, you're used to having people around to a certain extent. So I need to um be more comfortable and learn how to reach out to my people. Because I wasn't even reaching out to B.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like I wasn't like I don't reach out to anybody, like I just do it myself and drag Jonathan through hill.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because I'm not reaching, I'm not reaching out for anybody. So it's like it's yeah. But now now it's different. Now it is it's um he he calls Yeah, he calls B when he sees that I need her. That's good though. And she pulls up Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because it's good to have a Your support system, it doesn't matter who it is, yeah. And like, like 10 points to him for like being able to tell, like, I can't help her with this right now, but I know someone that can. And instead of like him being like prideful or egotistic and be like, no, like I'm gonna try to figure it out. He's like, Okay, you know what? I know who can, yeah, and like to help you out because he cares about you that much. Like, that's also really nice.
Building A Support System With Friends
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and then that means one thing that I started doing myself is whenever I feel like anxious or or I have it's a my therapist says that it's my anxiety sometimes a panic attack, but there's times where I just want to rip my skin off, and I feel so uncomfortable in my own skin, I just want to rip it off, I want to rip my hair off, and stuff like that. I just know that I know when I start feeling like that is because I'm getting anxiety and I don't want to talk to anybody.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I realized that hanging out with B helps me. So like I tell him, like, there was well like three weekends ago, I I spent the whole weekend with her. Like I slept over. I spent her man wasn't her man was out of town. So it was just us girls, like her, her girls, and I, and we cooked, we watched movies, we went to the store, and like I wasn't even on my phone. Like, I was literally like straight, like I laughed so much that weekend. And then there was a time when the there was a time where the girls went to sleep, and it was just me, her, and her, her oldest. And we were just in the living room, we were just talking, and I just like let everything out. And it's just like sometimes I just I just need that. Yeah, you know, and it's and it's just like it's not that Jonathan doesn't give me the space, it's not like Jonathan doesn't give me the time, but some and it's it ain't it's just sometimes I just I need to talk to a friend, yeah. You know, like it just it hits different when you're talking to one of your girlfriends, you know?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because it's not like a rebuttal at the end of like, oh, well, like like it'll turn into something else. It's just more of like a rant, and then like you feel like something's lifted off.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and you know what I also like, Damian, it's like the feeling of once I finish talking to her, I um I feel better, I feel lighter. That's good, and then it's like I come home, and all of that is just gone. Yeah, you know, and it's like we do it for each other because then she'll lay it on me, and then you know she'll cry and I'll listen. And at the end of that damn conversation, bitch, we're laughing our asses off. And it's like, man, we fucking needed this, and then we go on, everything's great.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're like, no more problems, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know, right now, one thing that I love is we do every Sunday. Every Sunday we hang out. Oh, that's good. Every Sunday morning, I I'll text her in the morning. I'll be like, good morning, and then I'll wait for her to text me back. Sometimes she's she's sometimes she's like fast. She's like, I've been waiting. Type shit. Sometimes I I wake up to her text message and I'll be like, damn, 30 minutes later, I bet she pissed. She was like, Oh, my alarm was still snoozing. Right. Yeah. And I I I roll up, I drive to her, I pick her up, we smoke our joints, we get our coffee, and we chat for like an hour while we drink coffee and smoke.
SPEAKER_01Period.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And then I come home. Sometimes, sometimes I come home after that hour, depending on Jonathan like wants me home or I got things to do, you know? Because Sunday is Jonathan Night Day. So he is okay with me going in the morning because I'm going in the morning, bitch. I'm talking about like eight o'clock in the morning where her kids are still asleep, her man's still asleep, my man's still asleep. So like we're literally bar, like I literally pick her up, like we both be in our PJs. Like, she'd be fixing her hair in the car. She'd be coming out, she'd be coming outside with bed hair type shit. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Like, she's like, I'll literally just rolled out and be like, Yeah, here.
SPEAKER_00Alright, cool. Take the sheets off.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, where are you going? The bathroom. Literally just walk out the front door, be like, hold on, I forgot my shoes. Mingle this cutside.
SPEAKER_00Fuck it. But I don't know, yeah. Like it's um every Sunday. We have not missed it.
SPEAKER_01Period. That's good.
SPEAKER_00And I love it because I come home refreshed. Like, I come home so fucking refreshed, bitch. I so far, every Sunday that that I spent with her, my Sunday goes amazing.
SPEAKER_01That's nice.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, I yeah. And I love the fact that I'm in a relationship that I can do that. Because Jonathan just texts me. He's like, I'm up. And I just be like, okay. And he doesn't text me like, when are you coming home? Where are you at? You still over there? He just be like, How you doing? Like, do you get the time that you needed? Or are you having a great time?
SPEAKER_01You know, like he yeah, like he just already knows where you're at. Yeah. That's good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's healthy though. Yeah. And then and then we have a family, uh, uh uh location group thing, which be in it. So like he sees when I'm be all with all the time. Like we're locations always together. Even her mom has my location. That's crazy. Because sometimes our phones died. Yeah, sometimes mainly her phone, mainly her phone died. That's crazy. Yeah. So like her, so they have my they have my number just in case anything, because you never know. She's a mom. What if we're out, you know, popping our asses and one of her little girls is sick to the tummy. Yeah, like she needs to come home. Yeah, I'll be like, damn, bitch, pick your pick your ass up and go. I'm like, let's Uber. Like, let's get some PLI for her and for me. Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_01Can y'all pick us up on the way to the doctor? I'm like, and bring uh Gitterade for the girl, uh yeah, and for me too. Literally, like for who? For both of us. Just bring the bucky at this point. I'm like, we both gonna need it. Doctor, who's the patient? Her first, then me. Just plug somebody. Literally, I'm gonna give you my banana bag.
SPEAKER_00We're fucking stupid, but okay, we already talked about like fucking like five hours about me. What about you, bitch? Oh my god. Where have you been this last seven months? Yeah, yeah, have you had kids already?
SPEAKER_01Are you a billionaire? What happened?
Moving In Together And Trade School
SPEAKER_01So we got our apartment. We're moving. Yes, we finally finalized it, like in I want to say like the end of June. So we're gonna end up moving on end of June or in?
SPEAKER_00Oh, you find okay, no, I'm missing go ahead, carry on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, we went ahead and like said, yes, this is the one, and we're gonna move in in literally a week.
SPEAKER_00Yes, super exciting.
SPEAKER_01So now I'm gonna be 15 minutes away from my job, 30 minutes away from my school, because I start that in August. I know. I'm so excited. Literally, tell the peeps what are you going to school for? Uh, so I'm gonna go to school for mechanic. I want to go ahead and do mechanic, like fixing the engines and everything, and I want to be able to fix the outside.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so whenever you fix on my car, literally, I want you to wear a bikini top.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Okay, hold on. I was gonna wear my maid outfit, but yeah.
SPEAKER_00Love it. And then you know how the mechanics have that romper? I want you to just tie it to your waist. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01I want my BBL done at that time. The amount of people I'm gonna get to fix them, I'm gonna be like, Do you wanna see me fix your car? I got you.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna purposely break something in my car just so I can see you work on my car. For real, all sweaty and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I must I'm gonna spray you with a bottle for real. I'm gonna get you a little mystery.
SPEAKER_01But yes, I'm gonna go for McKinney. And I have my orientation on the 25th of this month. I'm so fucking excited for age. We're going to school, guys. We're gonna be an educated Latinas, literally. Hell motherfucking yeah. We need money, fuck yeah, and mainly, bro. I'm gonna start trading services, tet it up. Face your oil that weird sound your car is making. I got you for dinner, mm-hmm. Get my eyebrows done. Hell yeah. I'm gonna come out with my weave.
SPEAKER_00I was about to say get your hair done. Literally, fucking 32 inches.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, you can cut my hair, it's okay. I want them extensions long.
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah. I love that for you, bitch. I fucking love that for you. And what else? Are y'all moving in together? Yes, officially.
SPEAKER_01How long have you been together? Uh, we're about to hit three years. Yep. I'm so excited. I really like Ray. He's such a sweetheart. Yeah. No, literally, we were beefing today over IKEA. I love it. Because he was like, No, we can't get anything until we get to our new spot. And I'm like, yes, but no. Uh what you talking about, Ray. Literally, I'm like, I need to do it. I'm like, not even. Let me put it on the credit card. We worried about that later.
SPEAKER_00So we're really not spending money, but it's okay. You literally, I'm like, that's free money right now.
SPEAKER_01No, but yeah. I thought that. So he was so we kind of beefed about it. I'm like, man, I don't like not spending money. Okay, me. Yeah, he was like, but oh, what's up on Brian? It's just gonna take up space. I'm like, no, it's because you don't understand. I'm like, the stuff I want to get is stuff that I need to replace in the bathroom right now. Like my trash can, that bitch is broken. Like, I have the ones where you like step on it. It's like, dude.
SPEAKER_00But you don't see.
SPEAKER_01Yes, I don't peel the lid. I don't know who fucking did that shit to my house. You said you? I said probably Ray. Oh, bro, I was gonna think it was me. Like when I was drunk or something, high as fuck. I accidentally kicked it. Oh, bro. But yeah, I was like, Well, I need to throw that one away. We could have gotten one. He was like, Yeah, but my bad. I didn't mean to yell at you, and I'm like, I wanted to fight longer, but okay.
SPEAKER_00He wanted to apologize too fucking literally like no, shut up, take your apology back.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, I'm not done. And you made me mad about this. He was like, What? Okay, whatever, I'm sorry. Right now I don't like your tone. Right. I don't like the way you said that. He was like, bro, I can't win. And I'm like, so now you're saying I'm always causing problems. Right, so now I'm the problem. Okay. Like, I'm done. He take me home.
SPEAKER_00And then they take you off. So you're gonna take me home. You don't want to spend time with me?
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, what about Starbucks struggle? Literally, he was like, bro, get your ass inside, we're butterfucking. I'm like, I don't even want that.
SPEAKER_00Smiling and chat and back. No, don't take my pants off. Literally, you fucking shake them off. Literally, I'm like, I don't want this.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, I'm just stretching to stretch. I'm like, I'm about to go for a run at the gym. But naked. But naked. That's why I took my clothes off. I'm like, actually, leave me alone downstairs. I'm gonna do yoga. But we're dumb. Oh my god. No, but we're chill enough. Literally, after the soccer game and yoga, we're fine. Yeah. So that's all it takes. Literally, uh uh have you been paying attention to the FIFA game? No, I'm so sad. Both of my teams lost.
SPEAKER_00Oh well, I I know that Mateco lost.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and then I was going for Norway, and then they lost two, and I was like, that's why I was late because I was watching the game. I'm fucking dead, Lily. I wanted to watch it.
SPEAKER_00No, you're good. I'm just dead.
SPEAKER_01Like I was like, I was so badly intense. And then Ray was like, Yeah, the TNSK8 is 620, and I'm like, we still got like 20 more minutes. Like, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it. And then they extended it, and I'm like, nah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
SPEAKER_00It's lit, I was asleep. Literally, so it's literally fine.
SPEAKER_01You know, like I'm chilling. I'm over here, like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm speeding through traffic.
SPEAKER_00You're like, huh?
SPEAKER_01Like, you're here already. Come back in 10 minutes. I'm like, oh bro, can you bring me some Starbucks?
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, but yeah, how's work going? Work is good, it's the same. I'm still at the warehouse, but since they're paying for my school, I'm like, I like you guys a little more.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay, that's good. I love that for you. So, what are you like responsible for? Just books or queo? Yeah, well, so I also apply for fast food. Period. That's how when I went to college, I did it through that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But como quiero, like, how much my classes were, and if fast food gave me money, they actually give a lot and it's really nice.
SPEAKER_00They give out more money than they have to. And it is, and it does come convenient. Cause like the first year of college that I was in, I didn't have, I mean, I I was I I I came, I came from a very I came from a poor household.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So when I started college, I started with pens and books. Like I was, I didn't have a laptop too, like everybody else. I was taking regular ass notes. Yeah. So with the extra money that that had from there, I was able to give me just like a normal laptop. Yeah, like just something small. Yeah, like nothing too. Well, nothing too fancy because one, I'm not really big into electronics. Yeah, I barely know now. I caught John for everything. The computer's making a weird noise, goddamn me. Like the TV's not working, right? He was like, Yeah. So it's like I just got I literally went to um I had gone to cons and I was like, I just need a simple basic computer. I don't need no gaming, I don't need no editing, I just need something for school where I can take notes and do my classes and PowerPoints. And that's I think it was like two something.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like it's not even that bad.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and I was like, cool, and that's what I had for college. That's what put me through.
SPEAKER_01Period. Yeah, do you still have that computer? That'd be so nice.
SPEAKER_00Oh no. Um, no, because eventually I did upgrade. Oh, period, yeah. Yeah, I did upgrade. Yeah, and you know, you know, and and when I was in school, when I was in college, I never also really got like all of the books new because there was a community that will resell their use books.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you know, I've been seeing those. Like they've been showing websites where you can just like download the book for free. Yeah, and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00So I I that's where I that's why I reselled my computer. I reselled it there for a hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah. And I put that those hundred dollars towards the new computer, and um, and that's why I was getting a lot of my books, and that's why I gave them a book, a lot of my books back. I reselled them there.
SPEAKER_01Period. Yeah, no, yeah. Because with my FAFSA, uh, I just got some like small supplies because I already have like a lot of stuff from like when I could did all my community colleges things. So I'm like, oh okay, well, I still have notebooks and stuff like that. That I just didn't finish the packs. So I'm like, I don't need to buy anything new. I mean, I'm from like the warehouse, like I like be borrowing pins and stuff, so like I have a whole pack right now. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, it's it's every it's it's college, so now they everything's fucking electronic.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I put that I wanted to go into the classes.
SPEAKER_00No,
College Nerves And Everyday Clothes
SPEAKER_00what I mean, like even in the at least when I was going, everybody was taking notes in their in their laptops. I'm so scared, bro, because I can't type fast. I can barely type fast. You know what you can not even trying to be funny, but you know what you can also do, you can record the class.
SPEAKER_01You know, that's what I was thinking. I was literally thinking, I'm like, bro, I don't want to be weird, but low-key, I like want to have like because I have like a little microphone set also, and then I was like, I just want to tape it to like my bag and leave my bag close to the front. So in case that I can't hear, because I'm also imagining that I'm like gonna be in like the giant classes, like the las movies. There is classes like that, yeah. So that's what I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_00And I'm like, I had a I had a my uh my uh what class was it? My uh Mexican history class. Okay. Um was like that, like had the layers and the stairs, but it it it um wasn't hard. I said in the middle towards like the top, um, and it was okay. Like I don't I don't I think it's the way that the brooms are set up that the voice just bounces. Oh, that's good, you know what I mean? I think that's why it's in layers, so the hit like the teacher's voice is kind of because it doesn't echo, yeah, but you hear it. Okay, yeah, yeah, but then it's it's not high school, so you can literally sit anywhere you want.
SPEAKER_01No, yeah, that's my thing though. Like, I know I'm it's anxious. I'm like, damn. Yeah, it's like for me, it's like damn, this is like school all over again.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. From my experience from college, excuse me, keep in mind it was it was a couple years ago. I really never paid attention to my teammates, like what they look like, like your classmates, yeah. Like I never really like I went in there and I would be like, hi, I'll talk to them, and what you know, like I I became friends with them, but like I never really looked at them if that makes sense. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I'm just excited.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, oh my god, I know I'm excited for you.
SPEAKER_01I wanna see your outfit of your first day, bro. I don't even know, like, I'm really stressing about that shit, too. I'm like, bro, I need to go shopping for like because uh thankfully I only have two classes out of the week, but then I'm like, shit, I can't repeat outfits. I'm like, pero so that means like I can go ahead and go like one week, and then the next week when I get paid, like I'll go again shopping, like that Sunday. And be like, all right, time to go to the mall again. Yeah, I don't know. It's because like a bunch of for like since I work at a warehouse, like really I either have like dress-up clothes for whenever I go out, or I have my work clothes, like I don't got no everyday using.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I get you.
SPEAKER_01Cause like I've been so like I've been doing that warehouse job for five years.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then if I'm not at the warehouse, like I'm just out with friends, and you we usually go right after work.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So I'm like, bro, I don't have everyday clothes.
SPEAKER_00You know what? Honestly, yeah, like like my job, like I am able to, I am able to dress more like casual business and more like relax. Um, but like I really don't have clothes, like what I'm wearing right now is what is PJs. Like I only have PJs to really relax at the house.
SPEAKER_01Literally, and I'm like, because I went to IKEA, I put on full-out dress. Like, literally, I'm like, bro. Me, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like sometimes some like the other day, Jonathan and I we went, um, we love to go to the bookstore and we both picked up a book. And I wasn't there with heels. Literally.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, people look at me like, okay, damn, she went to a party afterwards. Be like, nope, this is it. Yeah, like, damn, okay. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'd be they oh, where are you going? Nowhere, like literally sometimes I just sometimes I just dress up to be here, and it's just like I didn't have it, like I didn't I didn't want to wear PJs. I mean, like I woke up, I showered to put peaches back on. I was like, no, fuck I'm gonna put this dress on.
SPEAKER_01And literally, yeah, so like I'm gonna look like I'm going to a nighttime evening party. Sometimes. And then I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Literally, I'm like, I'm either going to the club or I'm going to church.
SPEAKER_00And then you fucking like you show up looking all slutty per se. Literally, but then but then you fucking uh show up with slice or or slice or or or pantuflass.
SPEAKER_01Bro, stop because why did I do that? I almost came like that over here with my full-on dress, and then I got like my pink sandals. That'd be me.
SPEAKER_00I'd be wearing a dress with my fucking slides. It's just, bitch, I ain't got no other shoes. Yeah, like because I really I really don't. Like, I just have I have slides and I have heels. Because for my job, I wear heels.
SPEAKER_01But what is a person supposed to wear every day? Like every normal day. Like, what do you wear? Like a blouse?
SPEAKER_00I feel like I feel like a t-shirt? A t-shirt? A t-shirt with some like just some type of shorts. Like for me, for me honestly, it will be a t-shirt with some biker shorts and some slides.
SPEAKER_01Like if I'm just having-wearing socks with some slides or no?
SPEAKER_00I'm both. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Okay. Like if right now biker shorts.
SPEAKER_01Hold on. What are biker shorts?
SPEAKER_00Biker shorts? Like the the their shorts. Like I like the material of the shorts. They're kind of like yoga material. And and they're they're short, they're like upper thigh high.
SPEAKER_01I'm thinking like motorcycle bike. And I'm like, what what kind of shorts are you wearing? Hold on. Oh, bitch. I don't like that. Sounds cute.
SPEAKER_00I don't know why they're called biker shorts. Mm-hmm. But oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Maybe for like people that are on bikes, like pedaling, bicycle.
SPEAKER_00It could be. Yeah, you don't know if that makes sense. Yeah. It could be because they do kind of do look like a like an egg like a exercise material. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're like they're not loose, like like this is these shorts are loose. So those are pajama shorts. Yeah, but they're they're like I wouldn't be able to do that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they're not they don't make it they don't make me super hot. Yeah. Like they're a per very thin chill material.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, but just like a t-shirt, like a regular that's what I'm thinking too.
SPEAKER_01I'm thinking like a white t-shirt, like some loose like jeans, shorts, and then like you know, some like tennis shoes. Yeah. Or like some flip-flops, depending on like where you're from. I would wear flip-flops. Yeah, yeah. But I don't I don't think I know how to walk in chunk house. Because like they smack. Yeah. I feel like I'm supposed to pick up my feet a little bit more. They kind of drag.
SPEAKER_00I walk differently with sandals. Sometimes whenever I'm walking, you hear me flapping. Yeah. Sometimes you hear me dragging. Sometimes you don't. It just depends on my mood. Honestly.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. See, I always feel like because over there out like my mama's house, you know how she has like a pretty much a farm area. So I'm like walking in there with like my rusty old chanclas. But like when I look down, like I've flipped dirt into my foot. So I'm like, bro, I'm dragging my feet. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. See, in those type of in those type of floors, no, you're Levantolos.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying. I don't even notice that I don't. Like, that's literally just how I walk. I'm like, oh bro, what the fuck? Let me try to walk normal. And then I have more dirt. I'm like, what the fuck happened?
SPEAKER_00Hell no. I don't know. Yeah, I get you. Mm-hmm. Well, I think that was a good catch-up. Hell yeah. So we're both good. Perfect. Oh, I don't know if the last time we caught them up, but you did get a new car.
Car Breakdown Head Gasket And Warranty
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, I did get a car because fuck my old car. Bro, she was giving me so much problems. She started overheating. I had no AC, no nothing. And finally.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, you're not on your snap. Yeah. When I was listening to your snap, a customer came in, so I didn't really get to listen to the whole thing. And then I forgot. But what happened?
SPEAKER_01What were you? So whenever. So me and Ray were like chilling and whatever. And we were literally going home from the bar, and we noticed that like the car was like making a weird noise. And I'm like, um, uh oh. And then we're like, okay, well, let's drive it around real quick before we get on the highway, um, to see like if it's bad. Yeah. And then we like literally like were about to pull out and it started like flashing lights at me. Like everything was turning on. And I'm like, oh my god, this thing's about to explode. Type shit. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, okay, you know what? Let's leave it here. Let's Uber home. We'll come back in the morning. And if it's still doing that, we'll take it to the dealership. I'm like, okay. So we like turned it on and it was fine. And I'm like, um, well, that shit was still weird. We should still take it to the dealership just in case, like, you know, it was a bug, it was a sensor, like for them to fix it. And like, literally on the drive over there, like that bitch started flashing at me. Smoke started coming out the bag, like that thing started vibrating. I was like, oh my god, this thing's literally about to explode. So I'm going like 40 miles an hour on the highway, going back to because I got it in Burleson, so I had to drive all the way to Burleson um to drop it off. And then I'm just like, oh fuck. So we managed to get it then they're like, yeah, it's the head casket and like some other parts because I let it overheat as we were getting there, but I had to get that bitch there. Like, I don't have to like store this.
SPEAKER_00So it's like it, it's um it's like you in quote, you ruined it more because you were driving it there. Yeah, look at that. But I get what you're saying. Well, bitch, next time call us. John, John and I have we have triple A. I didn't think about it because I thought you had to like be there with the person. We do, but one of us could have gone. Oh, I didn't think and then time on the back of your driver's license. There's a there's a real side assistance thing.
SPEAKER_01Oh, bro, I did not know. I don't know. This is where I'm going to school for this. That's crazy. No, I literally didn't know about it. Literally, just call me. I see that bitch turning on. Ah, I gotta help.
SPEAKER_00No, it's because I didn't think about it. Like in the in those in on the uh bullshit to say when shit like that happens, you really don't. Like you you freeze kind of because I've been in situations like like when I whenever I crashed Jonathan's car, the impala. Yeah, like I didn't know what to do. Like, and I've been in sadly I've been in car accidents before, but it's like in that moment of you don't know what, like it kind of like come get the fit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you have to wait and process a little bit. I don't know, but so I've dealt with this before where like my car is like overheating and I don't know what to do. But every person that I've talked to tells me that, like, oh just take it to like right here and then we'll take it from here. So like I still have to take it somewhere, and I'm like, bro, just come and get here, just come over here, yeah. So we drove it over there, and they're like, Yeah, we need to go ahead and check your warranty to make sure that you're good. And I'm like, fuck, bro, I'm gonna have to pay this shit out of cash. My warranty came in close just because I was under the um, they said if I would have drove it for like four more thousand miles, like I would have been fucked. And I was like, period. So I got my whole shit for free. Period. Didn't you have to pay services? Nah. He told me in total it would have been like 11k. And I'm like, you can keep that car. Bitch, I just literally I haven't had a year with it. And October is at Cumple. I'm like, you can keep that bitch. But they're like, yeah, your warranty came in. So like we don't know how to pay for that shit. You're good. I'm like, say less. And then they left the little note on my car, and they're like, in case you want to sell it back to us, I'm like, nah, bitches, this is a brand new engine. Give me that shit. Hell yeah. They're like, oh, actually, we just had to repair this shit. Let me take this back. But yeah, I literally got it back today. Before I went to go do my whole activities today.
SPEAKER_00How long did how long were you without it?
SPEAKER_01Uh three weeks. First week, I had no car, no loner, no nothing. And then how were you getting around? Uh well, Ray had his truck, or like we would uh so Janet lives like right in front of us. So we would be like, Hey, we all go to work at the same time, we all leave the same time. Type shit. So I was like, Hey, can we get a ride? Like, I'm so sorry. But yeah, with a mean like his truck, like he ended up getting it back because he just left it as his parents' house because they'd be using it. But so like we they he got it back and he was like, Yeah, we're just gonna travel in this for like a week. And then I was like, Bro, it's hot, fuck this truck. So I kept on fastidiando los aca, and then I had that other car for two weeks, but it was nice, it was 2026.
SPEAKER_00What car?
SPEAKER_01Uh Honda VRC V C R C R V. Yeah, that shit that was nice. I don't oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like bright red, it was so cute. And then I was looking for it whenever I got out of the home goods, and I'm like, where's in my red car? He was like, We're in the white car again. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, that AC was blasting.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Oh, I love my truck's AC. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01My car just takes a minute, but once it's there, I'm like, damn, where's my jacket? But yeah, that's all that's been going on with me. Chilling, adulting, schooling, going back to school and shit. We gotta do something. We do, and then we're finally back.
SPEAKER_00I know we're back and we're better, bitches. I'm I'm gonna try to do a little bit better because it's it's on me. It's on me too. It was on all of us.
SPEAKER_01We all had life going on. Like, I feel like it's understandable. Like, people might be forgetting that like we're humans too, we got our own shit going on. Yeah, like we entertainment, but like sometimes we got life. We do. That says pause, yeah, but we back now. Like, now we good, like everything's going back.
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. It's good, it feels good. I feel good doing this, yes. Yeah, I love it. I do love, I love talking, I love talking. I like I like saying my peace type shit, you know, and I feel like some people do be like relating to it.
SPEAKER_01I feel like it's funny, yeah. Like we just get like a little peaceful time because I look if we're forgetting that we're like talking into mics. I know see, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I feel like I feel like we just be talking like we're just talking, like we're just talking this morning, we're hanging out like that. And then don't like cameras, and I'm like, oh what Jonathan comes in and be like, guys, it's been like five days and two hours.
SPEAKER_01Literally, be like, doesn't none of y'all have to go to the bathroom? I'm like, what if y'all smell? But that was a nice recap. Recap on what's going on with our lives, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And this is the type of show where you cannot skip the recap. Not for real. I'm like to sit through it.
SPEAKER_01You gotta find out what me and Miss Karen thought about today. Hell yeah. Hell motherfucking dude. No, I love that lady, actually. Before, like, just in case someone hears it and they're like, she was ready to fight with you. This this whole lady's gonna come at me. I'm like, just kidding, just kidding.
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah, it's Panona. I I got I got a couple bitches for real.
SPEAKER_01Um be like, okay, let me drop names. Um at this bitch, at no literally, and this manager, uh thicky, a couple of managers, actually. Corporate, you can suck my you know what?
SPEAKER_00You know what, you know what fucking sucks, bro?
Management Problems And Workplace Favoritism
SPEAKER_00A lot of the times what makes a job fucking shitty is fucking management.
SPEAKER_01Don't even get me started.
SPEAKER_00We will be here for three days. Oh my god, like man the my upper management right now. I I wish they would do better. Like, I feel like if they would do better, both of those motherfuckers. I feel like if they would do better, they will have a better ass team. I feel like us as a team will do so much fucking better.
SPEAKER_01My front half manager, like me and him, like barely started, like, like he's been there for a minute, but like, you know, he was still kind of like testing waters and shit. And like we finally had a chat and like we're like talking about work and stuff, and I'm like, bro, like Loki, I have a lot of respect for you right now. Like the amount of work you actually do, because sometimes you don't see it. So, like, whenever you don't see it, it's like damn bro, like you could take like some inputs and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying. Like, I I have I've had my time where I'm a hopper, so they send me to different locations. So I've worked with a lot of different managers, yeah. And there's a lot of good managers in my team, like in my little zone, and then there's also a lot of good co-workers. Like, I I work with other co-workers and they sell you nothing, bitch. And it's like, but I but because upper management, they're not being taken care of, they're not being used properly, yeah, they're not being, they're not like you know like they don't care, yeah. Like, and it's just like it's a lot of favoritism, and that's what fucking sucks. Because I like my job, I like my job. Yeah, it's just upper management that makes it hell for me sometimes.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes, sometimes I'm not gonna say shit because, like, yeah, I do have my good first half manager and then my back half manager, like, he could take some notes, he could take some notes, like it really do be like that. So, like, I and they be switching them out like every six months, or what do I see? So I'm like, okay, like we get to experience new ones, like my old one, he's moving, and I'm so sad. Oh, I miss, I'm gonna miss him. My brother, he also works at the same company, and then but he lives at he works at a different location. Okay, so like he's gonna end up moving back to like where it's closer to him at home, and that's where my manager's transferring. Oh no! So he said that he's gonna be in the same area, and my brother's hoping to transfer to that area because I'd be telling him about like what I do, and he's like, Oh, like that seems easy, like I want to do that, yeah. So hopefully he gets to be with him.
SPEAKER_00Ah, that's what's up.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna be like, look out for my brother, you know. Like, yeah, if he gets into any trouble, look out for him. Yeah, I'm like, because he's shy, he won't like he won't speak up, and I'm very well spoken over here, yeah. Like, bitch, ain't nobody telling me what to do, they're asking if I can. And they're like, fuck no, we already know how she is. Literally, I'm like, oh my bad. I forget that I'm just an associate. I'm like, oops. I'm I'm my bad. I forgot this is not my warehouse.
SPEAKER_00Literally, I'm glad it's not meant Melanie L L C.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, bro, I thought this was my villa, my bad.
SPEAKER_00You kneel to me, peasant.
SPEAKER_01Literally, some people? Oh my god, literally, though. I'm like, can you just like not be in my space right now? But yeah, I'm so excited for him. Right
Warehouse Life Forklifts And Safety
SPEAKER_01now, he's driving forklifts, like the big ones, like though I drive one too, but mine's small. Yes, he me gusta. He'll know he'd be like traveling up and shit, and I'm like, brother, you be careful. That shit's scary. But he says he loves it, so that's good.
SPEAKER_00There was there was one time at his at the at his warehouse, there was a guy he was doing something and he dropped a pallet from very, very up top. And it just and it could have not like it could have killed that guy. Oh no, yeah, and and like that's just scary. Cause it's like that could have been him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Like it's scary. Fuck that. But like, uh no. I don't like to think about it. I'm like, mine is just little, like, I stay in the same spot. No, I'm good. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. I would not, no, no, no, no, that's scary.
SPEAKER_00Um, he said that um his co-worker, oh, I don't even know his co-worker, just a person that he worked with, he was the palette weighed 400 pounds. The palette weighed 400 pounds, and he was taking it out from like a third floor height, and and just fell.
SPEAKER_01No, that's that's because we rarely get stuff that are that heavy. I think like, well, I only know it in kilos, but like in not verdad, it does say pistols, but like the max we have is like maybe 250, 280, okay. Like, like it's not that heavy, yeah. No, yeah, no, yeah, I think that is kilos actually, because I don't 280, bitch. That's my weight. Got myself.
SPEAKER_00Um but like cut the mice, cut the mice.
SPEAKER_01No, yeah, like reverse that. No, but like, yeah, it's really not that heavy. Like, mine's literally like inside the trailer, I pull it out, I station it, and then they dismantle it. Like, that's it. But like, yeah, what he's doing is like Jonathan, like they would go up, pull out pallets, take them down. Fuck that, dude. Uh-uh. Kudos to him because I could not.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's scary. One time, Jonathan, he uh recorded it for me. He told me because I've always wondered. Oh, yeah. And he sent it to he sent me the video, and I was just like, and I'm scared of heights. Oh, bitch, why would you ask for that then? Like, oh hell no.
SPEAKER_01You're like, get off right now. I'm like, you will fall, stop. Like, why are you even taking a video of this? This is scary.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Well, the thing is, like, he actually he put he recorded himself, but he put a phone down and then he got into forklift and then went up.
SPEAKER_01You know, sometimes I do that too. Like, I'll just record myself like on the forklift, and you just see everything in the background moving, not me. So it's like she said, point of view, literally. I'm like, this is what my manager sees, and I'm over here watching YouTube, and I'm like, what? Bitch, me on Netflix. Literally, no, I'll just be listening. I can I need to listen to something while I'm at work, but because sometimes I don't talk to nobody, like I'm around people, like I'm always around people, but sometimes like the stuff that I'm doing, they leave me isolated to where I'm like, I don't socialize with anybody. Yeah, I get that.
SPEAKER_00Sometimes I work by myself and I just need like a noise, or like um sometimes I work in an office where like they don't play music, yeah. Or I don't like that. Or I don't like the music that they're playing, so then I'll pop my headphone in so I can just so I can make time go faster. They ain't playing no classic Justin Bieber. No, they're fucking country all day.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, I used to work like that.
SPEAKER_00Like I can I can do country, but like not all day. Like that we work 10 hours, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Same. Like we have our period our breaks every three hours or so, like three, two, three. So like I'll listen to country music one period. So like okay, three hours. The next period I'll switch it up to like, okay, I'm watching this YouTube horror movie. Yeah. And then at the end, like it's back to like dragaton.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. I'll I'll go to like I'll watch one of I watch something on YouTube or like I'll watch something on Netflix, or I'm playing my music.
SPEAKER_01No, like just for a little bit. Yeah, I've got my emo music at the end of the day.
SPEAKER_00Just a little bit, especially if just a little bit, because sometimes I end up getting busy with like customers in office and then in customers over the phone. That you're like, I yeah, like I need my I need both ears type shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it'd be like that.
SPEAKER_00So exciting times, right? Right. So I want
The Gossip Segment Starts Here
SPEAKER_00to talk about cheese miss.
SPEAKER_01Okay, literally who got what to say? Let's fight her right now. Look, I'm sitting up. I'm like, ah, cheese man. Who they what?
SPEAKER_00What do you mean? Uh nobody did anything. There's always cheese. Yeah, there's always something to stir the pop. Okay. So we have cheese men. We have a, I'm assuming a girly pop, but we have an individual that's asking a question, not directly to us, but just the internet. And we're here to answer it. And we're here to answer it, and we're here to ask more questions. Because, period. So mushroom in the room is under the topic of what should I do? Okay.
Dad Follows Cousin On OnlyFans
SPEAKER_00I found out my dad follows my cousin on OnlyFans. What should I do? Bitch, we're done.
SPEAKER_01What do you mean? First of all, let's go ahead and check this out.
SPEAKER_00Should I subscribe myself? Literally, I'm like, is it worth more content? Hold on, no. What do you mean? What do you mean by Theo's watching me do nasty stuff?
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, Theo's perspective. My bad. I'm taking it over here for me, and I'm like, I don't know, send it. But yes. Send it so me and my men can watch. No, but that's weird though. Okay, so like my dad swallowing my cousins. Yeah. Only fans. Yeah. What? Ew.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So let's start. Okay. Complicated story. Supporting the heavy explosion. First off, how I found out my mom is in a wheelchair and had a health crisis that ended up calling us 911. My brother wasn't at home at the time, but he knew our mom's situation. So once things had calmed down, I called him to tell him mom was okay. His mom was okay. I used my father's phone to call him. Once the call ended, I realized that what I realized what was on my phone, on my dad's phone. My cousin's OnlyFan account. How do you but like okay? So how?
SPEAKER_01There's a family emergency going on. Yes. You're having to call your brother and be like, oh my god, mom was at the hospital because they said they had to call 911. Uh-huh. So like mom had to be taken by ambulance. You use your dad's phone because yours is like upstairs charging. You gotta get ready for later. And you're like, after the phone call has ended, it pops up to the OnlyFans of your cousin.
SPEAKER_00That's what that's what I'm that's what I'm questioning. Like your mom had a crisis. Your wife, your wife has a crisis, and you're looking up at your nieces nasty.
SPEAKER_01That's what he was doing right before.
SPEAKER_00That's what if that's what if the mom caught him. That's what her that's why like she got that's why she got like that's why she had her mid-life site crisis. It went down.
SPEAKER_01That would be even worse.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_01I didn't even think about it like that.
SPEAKER_00Mean carry on. Let's see, what else? Not only her account, but explicit messages he's been sending her. Gasp. My cousin is my brother's age, two years older than me. When we were kids, she would come over to our house to swim. I say this to empathi emphasize the fact that my father watched this girl grow up. That's weird. He was there when she was born. I haven't told my dad, I know. I haven't said a word to my mother. And I'm trying to figure out if I should. If my mother wasn't wheelchair bound and financially, physically, and emotionally dependent on my dad, I will tell her in the heart. But her entire life revolves around my dad. If I told her this, her life would implode. I'm not refraining from telling my mother in hopes of protecting my father. I'm trying to protect my mom. But it's fair to lie to her about this. What should I do? Also, should I tell my cousin? Because I'm like 90% sure she doesn't know he follows her. Yes. Tell her 100%. Wait right now, baby.
SPEAKER_01How is she texting him and not knowing that's her uncle?
SPEAKER_00Well, what if because we got what if the uncle is like under a different profile on all the times? Like under a different username.
SPEAKER_01Well, he needs to check that first. Like he needs to see if like his profile matches his dad. Like before he even does that. Because if so, then the cousin knows about it. And she's having these inappropriate conversations with her uncle.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay. I see I see that.
SPEAKER_01I see that twist. Like, so then, like, what the cousins over here, like exploding her uncle for money, knowing that he's married to like someone that's like in a wheelchair. But that's if she knows. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, he needs to find out first. Yeah, the the the girl needs to find out. Well, the whoever the op is, like the person who wrote it.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah. Sorry, my bad. They need to find out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01First, like if the cousin even knows, like for sure. So, like, by check his profile.
SPEAKER_00So then, so then get so get a hold of your dad's phone again.
Verify Accounts And Gather Proof
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And like check the account. And try to check the account and see. Not trying to be funny or anything, but a lot of a lot depending on how old this person is. Right. They just said two years in. Yeah, depending on how old this person is, depending on how old their parents end. I'm assuming I'm picturing the scenario that we're talking about like a 40, 50 year old. Like senor. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm picturing. But like the kid. Like, whatever. No, yeah. But what I'm saying is like me think me picturing a 40, 50 year old. I'm like, are they really that smart, savvy, smart tech to catfish when some people don't even know how to create a profile? Sometimes, like you'd be surprised. No, yeah, I know. I know. That's what I'm saying. I was like, it's just like it's that's what's getting me to be that's what's making me wonder. Because sometimes I know they can, but a majority of the older people that I've dealt with when it comes to phones, because I work with phones, they but la gente aprende like the stuff that they're interested in.
SPEAKER_01That is so like if they want to know how to find a profile to make it, like they like okay, my mom, she's like not really that good with Facebook. Like, she kind of like understands like that you can post and stuff like whatever, like that, because she just barely made it. But my dad, he understands Facebook. Oh, he made an account for my mom, so he could go ahead and use it because he doesn't want his name out there. So he was like, I'm making I have this account under your mom's name, but because like some people telling him, I'm like, You gotta submit some stories, yeah. Come on, but cheese face for real. No, but yeah, like so like he understands it pretty well, and my dad's like 45, 49, and it's true, and also another thing that I just am wondering.
SPEAKER_00Check when that profile was created. Because what if that profile was only created to go see your cousin? So that means that he knew about it. He might well, yes, but then what if he's been molesting her this whole time?
SPEAKER_01Bro, that's always well, no, I don't think so. Well, it depends on the type of messages because like they're over here talking like exclusive, like nasty.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, the thing is like siel papa is catfishing with the profile and he's saying nasty things to her, it's like a job. So she's gonna entertain it, especially if he's sending money. Yeah. So you can't we can't really we really can't say much unless we know unless we we need to talk to the cousin and you need to figure out about his profile. So go back to his phone. Yeah, you're gonna do it. Like you need to, like you're gonna like if you're if you're wanting to find out if if uh uh um tiquetes decided algo, yeah. Like if you want to say something, I will definitely do my research. Yeah, because that's like that's like yeah, like what if at this rate it feels like it's a slight chance, but what if it's just a big old misunderstanding? Yeah, and it was just because you just saw something really fast. Um I don't know, because if he's saying that he's having messages, then he definitely has to be like, Oh yeah, yeah, no, she had to be looking, yeah, she had to be looking because she did say that you're right, you're right, you're right.
SPEAKER_01So, like he's been like they've been messaging, but doesn't say how long. And I'm over here looking, I'm like, I don't think there's an update either. Because when was this posted? Oh, bitch, three hours ago. Oh so that's recent. Oh, that was three hours ago.
SPEAKER_00Damn, we should send her our email and be like, email us.
SPEAKER_01Literally an update. I'm like, let me know what you say because girl, we have opinions.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we have a lot. We should we should message her and be like, Bitch this is what you need to do. Literally, because that's crazy. Um like producers at her, uh right, because what would what would you do? I feel like if if honestly, you imagine that situation, yeah, you know, at the moment of like I'm calling my brother, I get off the phone, I see this. I feel like I will bring it up right then and there.
SPEAKER_01See, but like he's also asking, like, about if he should tell his mom.
SPEAKER_00I know, but that's the thing, like me, like I would have said something right then and there. I would have been like, what the fuck is this?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, it also depends on the type of relationship they have. Like, you gotta think about it. Like, like with my mom, I would be. I'd be like, girl, what the hell is this? Like, what are you doing? But with my dad, I'd feel kind of weird, be like, I know this about you. Should I say something? Because I don't know if I want to have that conversation with you. Because maybe it's productive, maybe it's not productive. Maybe he's gonna like go ahead and like I don't know, like get mad or something. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, just it depends on the type of person he is. There's a lot of things that we don't know.
Who To Tell Without Blowing Up
SPEAKER_00Literally, there's so many scenarios that we could come up with, facts, but realistically, I feel like out of everything, you should definitely do more research. Yeah, but you even bring it up to you. Yeah, like if you want it, yeah, honestly. But I mean, like, if you want to talk to anybody about it, I will confront your dad by yourself.
SPEAKER_01See, I would convert the cousin and be like, so like do your investigation because I agree with that. You need to do research before you even go talk to because you need to figure out who you need to talk to.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So, like, if he goes ahead and does the research, um, and then they go ahead and see that, like, okay, the profile is it is my dad. Like, you can clearly tell it's him, like his name is on there. You kind of like, I wouldn't say like read through their messages, but like kind of glimpse through and see, like, okay, like how long have they been talking to each other and everything? Like, do they know each other? Like, even if it's not his profile, like, can she tell that that's her uncle? From there, be like, girl, what the helly? Or I'm be like, you know what? The guy that you're talking to that's giving you money like this, that's my dad. Like, what the fuck? This is crazy. This is insane.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like we're family. Like, you could you could have gone after one of his friends, literally, and be like, girl, you see the condition my mama's in.
SPEAKER_01Like, what the I thought we were family, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, we need that money that he's giving you, type shit. Literally, but that's if, yeah, that's if that's what I'm saying. That's if he made the profile. Like never he made the profile under his name. Cause that's crazy, bro. Making your making your own profile under your own name to talk to your niece and she's entertaining it. Bitch, I need to know y'all's race. Literally, I need something like what? I just need to know what the helly.
SPEAKER_01That is crazy. We need background information.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but we're gonna have to keep up with that.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, eh, flag.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, for real. Because that that's that's good ass cheese in it right there. I don't I don't even know.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I I wouldn't know what to say. Like, you can you bring me that phone over here?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, right, right, right.
SPEAKER_01FaceTime, literally, I'm like, tell me what you find and click that button right there.
SPEAKER_00You know what? FaceTime me from his phone and give me access to the screen.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, producer, you know how to do this right. Screen recorder, literally the screen recorder, be like, okay, guys, we have screenshots.
SPEAKER_00Stop. We can't we'll bring it literally. Ah no, that's crazy. No, bro. That's what I'm gonna be stuck on the hoe. I'm gonna be stuck on it. I'm gonna be literally because it's like it's crazy, you know. Like, I I can't even imagine. That's crazy. Like, I just can't, I can't, like, I can't imagine.
SPEAKER_01And I'm over here trying to picture like my parents in this scenario. Like, I'm over here, like, you busted, that's my mother. Yeah, because like like I'm thinking like my niece's uncle. Yeah, you know, like that's I'm over here literally thinking about one of my cousins, and I'm like, oh my god, and it's like because she would have an OnlyFans, like some of these girls.
SPEAKER_00Do I one of my actually? I don't know if any of my cousins would have an OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_01I feel like one of mine would. She looked like she could go. Well, she would make money too.
SPEAKER_00I feel like there's no hate. I I know I know some people that would, but I don't know if I will, but not cousins, like never mind change of topic. I have three people and they're all fucking related, actually. It's a mom and her two dollars.
SPEAKER_01That is wild. Yeah, you know what? Now I have more. Now that I'm thinking about it, I didn't even think about my TS, but actually, some of these bitches.
SPEAKER_00I have uh I have a I I know this this family, and I I could I wouldn't be surprised if they each one had an OnlyFans. Not not like they do shit together. Oh, that'd be weird. But like, not like that, but like I wouldn't be surprised if one of them, two of them, or three of them did that, like just by the way that they are, and like, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm telling you, I'm like, I do picture one of my cousins, at least. But the one that I'm picturing, and then like if I put my parents in that scenario, I'm like, oh my god, what is going on?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, that's me coming from someone that was molested by family friend. Yeah, my I have a lot of questions that comes down to like, is there anybody else? Yeah, like is there any other cousins? How long hasn't been doing it? Like, has he just been watching her as she's like taking a bath? Yeah, does he go and watch her sleep whenever she used to sleep over? Yeah, because she knows her, like very close.
SPEAKER_01Like, oh, that is true. I didn't even think about like stalker level, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Cause it's like he grew up, like, so when did you become obsessed with her? How did you find out that she even had an OnlyFans?
SPEAKER_01Or yeah, like is it just like that? But it also depends on the type of OnlyFans she does. Because maybe the cousin knows, like, that that's her OnlyFans, but maybe she shows like no face. Because there's a bunch of different ties. There is so like you're more questions. We need to we need to fucking fig we need to find mushroom in the room. So someone did send in a question. They said, but if your dad sent her messages, she must have known it was him, right? It is she your maternal or paternal cousin? What does that mean? Maternal or paternal?
SPEAKER_00Uh it's from your mom's side or from your dad's side.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. And then she did answer back. She was like maternal, thank god, but still he had such a big role in her life that I almost feel like it doesn't matter. I mean, yeah, but that he that doesn't answer the question. The question was that if your dad's into a message, she must have known it was him. So, like, it does matter that OP knows that it was.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, I guess I I do get what you're saying, yes, 100%. Like 100%. Probably what she was trying to say, like that that it the whole it doesn't matter, is it doesn't matter because it's wrong, whether she knows is not. But the thing is, like, it does matter to a certain extent.
SPEAKER_01Because she was like, Okay, if I don't know who this is, like I'm just getting a paycheck, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But if she knows, then you need to expose the both of them, yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It would have to be both of them, yeah. But again, that goes back to the question of like, does she know? So someone else asked that, like, I want to know if this is his sibling's kid or your mom's. Because while really gross, it does make it a hundred times worse if it's blood related. I'd confront your dad, I'd also tell him you told your cousin about what a sick pig he is, and then OP said, My mom's, but again, he has been a part of her life the entire time.
SPEAKER_00What does that mean?
SPEAKER_01So, like, he's just saying that it's gross, like it doesn't matter, but okay, so that means well, that doesn't mean anything though, because we do need to know if like the cousin knows, yeah. So, okay, so someone asked him that, like, how old are you?
Find A Trusted Adult Ally
SPEAKER_01And then OP said, 22. My brother and my cousin are 24, and my dad is 57. Damn, I was close. Yeah, you were close. You're like, he does sound like a 52. That's crazy. Um, okay, so someone else said, um, ginger, ginger spice that's just asking these questions. She's like, she's out here mentally thinking about it. Like, we are thank you.
SPEAKER_00Thank you, ginger.
SPEAKER_01She's asking her questions for us. So she's like, Okay, so it goes without saying that I'm very sorry, and your dad is gross. I'm sorry you found this out about him. But do you have a trusted aunt or uncle to talk to about it? I know you're 22, but you need an adult here, adult. This is too much to hide and too heavy to carry about your dad. Secrets never stay hidden. Worse if the problems like this uh they fester. So OP said, Thank you so much. Yeah, I've been trying to think about other family members I can talk to, talk to about this just to get more of an observation opinion on the situation. But yeah, OML. I don't know what the Ohm L.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, let's look that up. Damn, where's that old?
SPEAKER_01Literally, bro. I don't know abbreviations. I never have. Every time my cousins and my niece actually text me abbreviations, I have to look them up. On my life.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01On my life, yeah.
SPEAKER_00O M L? Yeah. On my life, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I fucking what I heard my fucking dyslexic ass. I heard O L O L M. No, I'm like, I was like, um, only only mom?
SPEAKER_01I'm like, bruh.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, fucking we're dumb.
SPEAKER_01Party my high ass literally and yeah, on my life about festering, I hate him, but I have the I have to act totally normal around him so he so I don't make other people suspicious and make it feel like I'm lying to him. That's crazy. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I get that. I mean you just posted it three hours ago, so who knows how fresh this really is. Literally, and I get it. Like, you don't want to star be like it is un it is unado, man. Yeah, because it's like you don't really know, you know. So it's like I I do get that part. I do do do I do do do do do do get that part.
SPEAKER_01So I agree over here with gender spice. She's like over here saying, like, you need an adult year adult.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, she really does because you're 22.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like that's and but you you're barely living, like you haven't lived into something like this, and like it would have sucked for you to go ahead and like create problems within your family like that, and then that you get shunned, yeah, because you never know how like your mom's gonna react, like how other family members are gonna react. Like if you're separating family now, like it's a lot of pressure for you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's a lot to it's a lot to carry. Yeah, but uh and it's more I will say to if you if you have a tia or family member that's been molested, that's who I will go to. Yeah. Because that's who's gonna believe you, and I'd be like, I know that's a mentirosa mushroom. Yeah, literally, yeah. I don't I would go for like because whenever I got molested and I told someone, they told me it's a line. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I think I would go for like my godmother. Like, I would go ahead and reach out to her because she's like she's not my tia tia, but like I consider her my tia. Like, she has always looked out for me. I feel like there's a bunch of like that's your adult. I I feel like that would be my adultier adult. But she's kind of like, I don't know, I don't feel like she would give good advice, but like I don't think so because she's like a very pushover lady, but like she's the one person that I would trust to be like, oh my god, I just this is what I find out.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. That person for me will be my mother-in-law, yeah. Like, that's who I will go to. I will call her and I will be like, bitch, guess what the fuck? I just found out. Literally, and she'll be like, girl, let me get my one. Yeah, should not no. If I told if I told her some shit like that, she'll be like, We're writing right now. Let it on. Literally, be like, We're writing in bride daylight.
SPEAKER_01Cameras are gonna catch us. So when they come and ask, I'ma let it out. No, but yeah, like that, oh, bro. I don't know. Because I would want to tell my sister real shit. Like, that's the first person I would actually want to tell. Because I'm like, okay, you know what's going on, like you know all of these people, and I oh yeah, why not go to a sibling?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, that's I didn't think about that. Me have me having a sibling. I'm dead as hell.
SPEAKER_01No, because literally, I'm like, okay, if I found out my dad's doing this, like I would go ahead and reach to my sister. But I also think that the cousin that I'm thinking about, she's she also knows my sister really well. So she we would be able to be like, okay, me and you were gonna go confront our cousin, be like, what's going on?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like have somebody in your team. So yeah, I didn't think about that. So yeah, if you have a sibling like your brother that he's see, yeah, like his brother that's close to name.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, your brother's like, look, we're not trying to be weird. We know about your OnlyFans, but that's not the weird part. You my dad is sending you money.
SPEAKER_00That subscriber, yeah, that's our dad. No, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, so we just want to have a chat about this, like no hate on your business.
SPEAKER_00Like, do you know that that's our dad?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like that's weird.
SPEAKER_00Oh bro, and if like and if she tells me, Oh yeah, I know it was Uncle, Uncle Julio. Ah, Uncle Julio. I will I will fuck her up. Oh god, if my cousin sits here and be like, Oh, yeah, I know it was him. Bitch, I would just launch at her. What the fuck do you think I'm not gonna do?
SPEAKER_01This week because of you. Not that happened, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm dead as hell. No, but for real.
SPEAKER_01Like, literally, I'm like, girl, we had no wi-fi for a week because your ass took our money. I couldn't play Fortnite. What the fuck? Imagine I'm dead. Yeah, they're 22. They have to. It's either that or World Box, okay? I'm 26. I can say this shit. I'm like, don't come at us because I am close to age. My man's 22. I know he would.
SPEAKER_00Fucking Ray. I'm dead.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's funny. But no, yeah. I wouldn't need to know if my cousin knows.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, it's okay. Definitivamente. But to talk to someone like, yeah, and I I would, I will, I would I would expose both of them, like both my cousin and my dad.
Protect Mom And Keep Cousin Safe
SPEAKER_01But you have to find someone that would be neutral about it. Like that they're not gonna be like, okay, you told me, and I've been knowing. So now I'm gonna tell your dad that you know, because that would also be shit.
SPEAKER_00But hold on, run that by the time.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so the dad, like, he's watching his uh niece's like only fans, right? Pero is the primo one, or like the brother one, but brother two on this side, he also knows about this girl's OnlyFans, and both of them know about it. So, like now that he went ahead and like the cousin, like the OP went ahead and told his deal, like that one's gonna be like, Hey, your kid knows about so-and-so's OnlyFans, like you need to fix this, and tries to like gaslight like his mom or some shit. I don't know, men are creepy, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like it could it could flip in so many different ways it could play out in so many fucking different ways, bro. She goes, she's over here head scratching.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm hiving. I'm hiving. This is oh, I love Reddit, but like, bro, this is people's lives. Like, actually, like, bro, what the fuck? Like, what would you do? Who fucking knows? Literally, I'm about to send a message to OP and be like, um, girl, call us right now. No, for real.
SPEAKER_00We're doing live recordings, but that's the only little updates that we have at this moment. Yeah, okay. So we I wanna I want you to keep up with it, I will, and then see if we can do. Like another update next week or something. Literally. Like, that would be crazy. But I do feel like we should reach out to her. Like, girl, this we were talking about you. Yeah. And this is what we feel like you should do. Ah, literally. I'm like, email us at if you want to talk to us directly.
SPEAKER_01Literally. I'm like, you know what? Just put me on the phone and then put one headphone in and let me listen. Yeah. Like three-way call right now. Let's talk to your cousin. I'm on your side.
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because that's what they need. They need someone that's gonna be like, okay, girly, like what's going on? And like not have it like turn into a confrontational fight or anything.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because you you literally have to you do have to come at this mark. Yeah. You see, we and it's if you come at it to the pinching cabronada and fucking.
SPEAKER_01Oh girl, I'm gonna fight you up, and then I I'm not gonna know that it was your dad. But fuck you for coming at me.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like you you do have if you want answers and you want clear answers, you have to be smart about it. And you gotta talk. You have to talk and you have to listen.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you gotta like let everybody explain their version.
SPEAKER_00Whether you whether you like what they're saying or no, you gotta listen so you can get what you need, so you know exactly what you have to do.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because it's like you don't want to make an impulsive decision just based off like you getting mad. Oh, so you did it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you don't want to make an emotional answer, yeah. Emotional decision. Yeah, because those you can take those back. Well, yeah, I mean you can take them back. But all right, mushroom in the room. I hope you figure this out, mate. Literally figure it out. Message us back. I'm gonna pray about it though, because that's crazy. Yeah, like I no, no way that we go is good, but I hope that the cousin doesn't know that that's the deal. Like, I hope that she like I in my hand, I hope she doesn't know. Literally, because that makes it worse. Ten times worse. Yeah, like girly, what are we doing? Yeah, I know y'all not but blood related because you're from a mom's side, yeah. But toas maneras, like that's that's wild.
SPEAKER_01Like, but that's still her like your cousin, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like still like, yeah, okay, it's not it is still bad, it's still bad. I'm I'm not saying that it's not, but it is, but like it is like from not blood related, so like that's a good thing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, guess what I'm saying? Like, it's if if there were it's being if it would have been bloodline related, that makes it worse.
SPEAKER_01That makes it 10 times worse, yeah, for sure, 100 times worse, like como dico l'autre way, yeah, like for sure, for sure.
SPEAKER_00And her knowing makes it worse. Oh, yeah. So none of this is a good scenario. Like, we're gonna be able to do that. I just hope that I just hope that he hasn't touched her, and I hope that and that he's not planning to, like, he's like, what if he like corners her? Yeah, like yeah, I hope.
SPEAKER_01I know like your OnlyFans, like oh, yeah. I hope she's safe. Because like, no disrespect to people that do OnlyFans, but like sometimes they do it because like they need money, yeah. Like that's an income that they can go ahead and substance. Yeah, it's a job, like it's a job still, yeah. So like it doesn't matter if like oh, like they're showing themselves, like, okay, yeah, bitch, but like someone's paying to go ahead and watch this. Yeah, like you have to respect the person, like their profession life, and then like that fact that that's your niece.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like you can't just have so many people on OnlyFans that you could have seen, so many free so many, so much free porn that you could have seen. Literally, just go to fucking what is it called? X now, go go to X on online. You're gonna see so many booty hoes. It's fine.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, you don't have to go for someone that you know and that you can go ahead and literally like take a peek at because they're in like the next remote, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And just like, and then you know what? Before we c before we wrap it up, one last thing, bro.
The Hard Questions Nobody Wants
SPEAKER_00Your fucking wife, bro. Like, I understand that she's disabled, but that's still your fucking wife. You're not gonna show her no fucking respect. Literally, yeah, like that is like if like leave. Literally, leave. I've always thought that, but fucking leave. Like, if if her being in a wheelchair is fucking bad for you because you can't get your dick wit, then leave her alone.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but like at the same time, she's she's needing him, like she needs him financially, she needs him emotionally. Yeah, like that's the only thing that sucks. It's like, well, you don't know how what kind of husband he is, too. Yeah, like there's so many scenarios where like the husband is so caring, so attentive, so like loving, y todo eso, and then they have a whole different personality, like online, like online, they're a whole different person.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I mean like there's stories where like guys he can be attentive like the motherfucker here being inappropriate, like that is like the wife doesn't even know, like the mother doesn't even know. And then what if she does, bitch? What if what if what if the tia does? What if the tia has caught him? Because she's physically, mentally, financially attached to this man. And she's just turning the side eye. That is a scenario. I mean, that's what the fuck my mom did whenever I told her that I was being Melissa. She was like, I know cierto and turn the side eye knowing them well that that was cum on my pants.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, yeah, there's mothers like that.
SPEAKER_01There, yeah, yeah, because they need help.
SPEAKER_00They can't do it themselves. I'm gonna pay for mushroom in the room, and I'm gonna pray that she finds the right way to go. Cause this isn't the scenario. All the scenarios that we came up with are not good. No, like whether even whether we even it's not we joke around us, yeah, but it's not a joking matter. Yeah, because that's serious. That's that's your family member. Yeah, like if your friend be like, okay, like me cousin, motherfucker, somebody that slipped over, somebody that will be in your house in the little bikini swimming with your kids.
SPEAKER_01Children, like that's weird.
SPEAKER_00And uh, when did you start finding her attractive? Her whole fucking life or as an adult?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like because some people have glow ups, you know, and there's sometimes like you see a family member, you don't see him for like years, and then you're like, Oh, you had a glow-up because she's 26. No, she's 24. 24.
SPEAKER_00But like, oh, what if she oh what if she wouldn't have got a b- No, it don't matter, like it none of it matters. I'm looking at what if she got a BBL? No, she's looking like a baddie, like, but no, it don't matter, it's almost it is me tio.
SPEAKER_01But it's I mean, like, there's a bunch of other ladies that have BBLs, like if that's what you're into, like that's what I'm saying. I'm like, none of it's good because like it doesn't matter. You can always find like everybody, yes, everybody's like they have their own body, everybody's unique, so but like it depends on like how she looks and everything. Someone else could also have her same body type, yeah. So, like, if that's what you're into, like we don't know anything on like how the cousin looks. Maybe she's flat chested, maybe she looks like young, whatever, like whatever your kink fetish it is, whatever that makes it so much sense.
SPEAKER_00I'm so sorry. Um, no, no, no, no. Like the people that are into like kids, yeah, and they go.
SPEAKER_01It's because I'm saying, like, if you grew up watching her, like that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_00When did you when did you start finding her attractive?
SPEAKER_01When like, yeah, like it it has a lot to do. Like, maybe it was as soon as she created her OnlyFans, but then it also depends how long she's had it open, like and then quinted. How did you find out that she had an old fan? Obviously, he was on there.
SPEAKER_00I feel like that's what but but to look for her to go no, like maybe just in general, men are gross, but yeah, and yeah, no, men are disgusting, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, man. Oh, you pervs, you're all the same, man, except for our men.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was great. Yeah, raise a gentleman, he would never raise them right literally, yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, but everybody else, you're meant to disgust a cat too. Let me have two of them, but yeah, like it just really all depends. So, like, OP, we're gonna reach out because we need to know. And then hopefully we have an update.
SPEAKER_00Like, by meeting. Hopefully, we do. Hopefully, we do. Yeah, um, but until then, we're just gonna go ahead and wrap this episode up of Ebbie Podcast.
Wrap Up And How To Reach Us
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SPEAKER_00It really was. Yeah, I had such a fun time. It was a good time. Everything, I like how it just flowed.
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