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Back After A Long Break

SPEAKER_03

Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, it's been a while. Fucking what's up, dude. Yeah, so going on, guys. Another new episode of Nevada. Duh. Duh. We're here, dude. Here again. Back at it. Yeah, it's been what? Like months? It's it feels like forever. I think like Christmas. Like around that time. Has it really been that long? I don't know. I haven't really looked. I don't even know what month it is. I know. We've been kind of busy. Almost, it's almost April. Yeah. Oh shit, dude, it's March 27th. Yeah. Holy shoot. Yeah, a couple days, dude, and it's April. Damn. That's wild, dude. It's been so it's been way too long. So yeah, I know it's been a while. I feel like uh there's not a whole I mean that not a whole lot has really happened other than just working and and I mean there's been a lot of celebrity deaths. I don't even have a list. Oh, dude, there's so many people fucking Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, that's why, dude, that's why uh we've been breaking all these record heats here in in the US, dude. Like Chuck Norris, the whole access to the earth is all fucked up, dude. Like, what do we do? What is Atlas

Celebrity Death Rumors And Legends

SPEAKER_03

holding out the world?

SPEAKER_01

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. What are we gonna do? Well, it's because he's not doing push-ups anymore. Yeah. Fuck. What are we gonna do?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Nothing. Burn alive. Damn. I think it's due time.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, man. I I feel like with Van Dam still here and Steven Segal will be alright for a little bit. We still got Jackie Chan and Jet Lee. Jackie Chan and Jet Lee, dude. Jet Lee.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03

I wonder, I bet you know what I heard? This might sound crazy, but that movie The One was actually a documentary. Really? That's why he's all old looking and shit. He's like, he's eight, he's like he's just got all that wisdom and power. Now he has to look like Fu Manchu, right? Like he's gonna grow that shit out. I don't think that's I think that was something else, dude. I don't think he looks like that. Was that for a movie? I think it was just was the one a movie? Is that all fake? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03

See, everything's all fucked up for me right now.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, because I've seen him like not too long ago, and he doesn't look like how that picture random looked.

SPEAKER_03

I wonder what that was. We need to find out. Yeah. I don't know. I dude, I I was concerned for him.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't because he I mean, yeah, he's older, but maybe he fucking just didn't dye his hair. Like, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you, man.

SPEAKER_03

I don't I wasn't saying that he looked sick or anything like that. But he definitely looked more elderly. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. I like maybe he just didn't dye his hair that week or something, you know what I mean? Or much that week? He's like, see all that power. He has short hair, dude. That thing, my beard grows faster than that. Yeah. Dang, dude. I wonder if he'll ever grow facial hair. Like a lot of Asian guys don't. I don't know. My buddy Jason, dude, that's crazy. They get the little mustache. Some of them. And then a bit of a beard. Dude, my buddy, I'm like, hey man, like what kind of razor do you use? I don't shave, bitch. Oh luck of lucky Asians. Well, allegedly they don't sweat either. He Koreans. Koreans don't sweat. Damn, I should ask Travis. I don't know about any other Asians. That's what allegedly that's what they say. It could be just a certain amount.

SPEAKER_02

That's like you motherfuckers saying that a lot of Caucasian people don't white uh wash their feet. Yeah. I threw in white.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I wash my feet all the time. I'm I mean That's because you had black friends. I did have black friends. See? Hispanic friends. My favorite one of my favorite memories is this kid Leonardo I played soccer with. Like every fucking recess, dude. Me and Leonardo went down on recess. Or dude, we would fucking crush at soccer. Yeah. Um yeah, dude, it was it was crazy. Like he was he was fast, man. He was fun. That was a fun,

World Cup Anthem And Music Swerves

SPEAKER_03

that was a fun time. Did you see uh speaking of soccer? They did the they they released the World Cup anthem. Uh no, I didn't see that. So this, yeah. Probably they're it's probably gonna go down as the worst one ever. Did they use kid rock or something? They used a jelly roll. That's just as bad. I mean I I don't think his music's very good. It's I mean it has its catchiness, but again, it's not for me. Yeah, I don't really care for it.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, you know, I like country, you know? Yeah, but it's I just it's I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Do you even consider him country? I don't know, dude. Top country? He's yeah, rapidly. He's like host Malone. Yeah. They're the same to me. Host Malone went from like really cool to me. Yeah. Like in a sense, like not I don't know. And then boom. Yeah, like he, I don't know, maybe after the spice. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Like he just he went into this country thing, and I don't think it's I haven't heard well. You know what? He did a he did a a thing with fucking who was it?

SPEAKER_01

Ah, dude, was it Wailing Jennings' son? I think it was shooter Jennings. Okay. They did like an onstage kind of thing, and then that kind of like because he's from Texas, right? Right. So, you know, he has that country background. But I think he went on stage with like man, it was someone's son. It was either Wailing or fucking I don't remember who though, but they did like a like a like an Elvis thing, you know, they were on. Oh no, it was the Elvis tribute. That's what it was, because he was in like a black and white or a black and yellow like kind of cowboy suit. Okay. Yeah, it had like the the pinstripe. Right, right. Yeah. Like the flower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was. And I think that kind of gave him the country bug, you know?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I mean he's he's a he's a good art, he's a great artist. I mean, he's very like multifaceted, like I think that I would definitely lean more towards him than like MGK.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_03

I don't really care for his like even that pop stuff, like his pop stuff is like, what is he doing? Dude, he's done every what is he trying to do? He's trying to get stay relevant. Yeah, is he like trying to get an album in every single genre? Like, yeah, I I don't know, you know? But that's the that's the latest thing, dude. Everyone's switching.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You know, T Pain's doing fucking dubstep now. Is he really? Yeah. Shaq is doing fucking yeah, he's doing like dubstep too. That's cool. Yeah, or like bass. It's just that see, I for me, I think that he's just kind of like trying to give us what he thinks it sounds like when he walks to us. I was actually kind of sad that I missed him.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03

I would be too. I'm sad for you. Yeah, and then the year the fucking I missed him the year before he went to EDC.

SPEAKER_01

That was the year I didn't go.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01

So it was like, well fuck, dude. And then I had my chance to see him in Tahoe. It's just not meant to be, dude. Yeah, it's fine. I'll off see him eventually.

SPEAKER_02

I still have pieces of pine cone and and stuff in my arm. I keep finding it. Yeah, I fucking dude, yeah.

Skating Again And Board Setup Debates

SPEAKER_03

Yesterday was great, dude. I went skateboarding in incline and landed my first board slide that I've done since I was probably like 22, 24 years old. Yeah. Fucking sweet. I almost bought a board. You should. But I just, dude, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right. I'm not just gonna buy some random complete. I mean, I so I bought an Impala Complete, which had tensors and like, dude, it was a good, no, it was a good setup. Good wheels and everything, like softer wheels, like I never liked the magnesiums. No, they were cool, they were cool in the beginning, but then you're like, yeah, dude, there's too light. They're way too light. Do you're like, why why would anyone uh you need those trucks to fucking spin, give you rotation? Yeah. I mean well that and also just that it just feels different when it hits the curb and so it just feels right. Snap. Yeah, it just how often did people break those? Because you worked at Zoomies. Zoomies? Yeah, we didn't. I mean, I didn't have anyone really come in with them. No, yeah. I mean, it was m mostly a manufacturer defect, if anything. Yeah. So they would get a free cast or something. Yeah, just be something like that, I'm sure. Most of those companies are really good to their skaters, you know. Yeah. Cause that's it, dude. Brand loyalty is everything. Royal sucks. Royal, yeah. I had a kingpin break on me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I fucking I did a little shove and I landed, and his fucking wheels went this way, so the board went that way. And I fucking like, God, what the fuck? And I flipped my board over, yeah, the kingpin snapped.

SPEAKER_03

Snapped it. Yeah. Well, and that's the hard part too. Like, you know, me being heavier too. Like, my boards wear out quick. You know, like when I do an all, yeah, all the stress cracks, all of it, you know, and so I I don't know. I don't try to do too much crazy shit, you know. Even like manuals and stuff like that. I try not to do a whole lot of that unless I'm at the skate park or somewhere where it's a little smoother. It's on the street, dude. If I drag that tail with my weight, yeah, dude, I'm gonna razor tail the fuck out of my board so quick. I just I'll do it. Fuck it. Razor tail, dude, and slam it into someone's chin. Just whack. It's so fucked up. But yeah, I just yeah, I just I'm gonna grip up my Tim Robinson Baker. I got the one with the hot dog. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Have you set it up yet? Or are you such a big one? No, it's still ungripped because I keep flirting with the idea of hanging it. Well, do you know what just rock your rock your board now? No, it's lost so much pop, dude. Already your new one? It's not new. My Impala? Yeah. No, that's from like a year ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's it's probably six months past two. No. Because we had a dude, we had a dry winter here. Like I got to skate more than ever. I mean, and I don't really skate that much. Don't make it, I'm not like not saying I'm like good at 20 stars. But I've been pushing around a lot, and you know, when you're getting comfortable again for the first time in forever, yeah, you you're gonna go through a board quick, I think, because you're a little more rough on it. You know, you're not you're not doing it right.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I'm I think there's a happy medium because there's these guys doing fucking like a 20 star even snapping boards like no one's business. Yeah, you know, and boards aren't cheap.

SPEAKER_02

No, dude, this Tim Robinson board was $87, dude. Yeah, that's insane.

SPEAKER_01

And that's why I was like in my head, I was like, dude, well, if it's that much, I might as well just buy the hookups. Because they're like a hundred, they're 120. Yeah. So fuck it.

SPEAKER_03

No, because usually a deck is about 69 bucks. Yeah. $74.95 for some of them, for like usually creature and like some of the better ones. I I think they're better. Blood wizards. Yeah, heroines. I think I think those are yeah, Deathwish Rewards. But Baker, dude, I got the OG concave, so it's flat in the center. Yeah. So I feel like with board slides and stuff like that, I'll be a lot a little more confident. It doesn't, it's got a different concave than the one that I'm on right now. Right now, it's like a bowl. It's scary. As soon as I dude, I fell I don't know, probably seven or eight times yesterday trying to do that board slide. And the first one, I just I went flat on on my back into the pine needles, off to the out of the skate park, just laying there. Lucky I didn't hit the back of my head. I was sitting there thinking, I was like, fuck, dude. I'm not so bad.

SPEAKER_01

Jazzed about like all the graphics nowadays. Yeah, maybe I mean that's kind of part of it, but at the same time, it's just like I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

You know what? I would not worry about that unless you're gonna hang it on your wall. That's it. If you're gonna skate it, don't even fucking look at it. Look at the concave and look at the shape. Yeah. That's all I would worry about. Yeah. Because realistically, you're just gonna beat it up anyway. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't have to look sick under your feet. But I also don't want to ride on a fucking Helicittie board, so no.

SPEAKER_02

Unless it's a girl board. Girls great.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but girls sick, dude. Like girl, that's a great skate company. Yeah, girls good. I like girl. They had a bunch of goofy shit in Joy. Remember how like kind of dorky and girly and Joy skateboards were? Yeah. I saw some World Industry. Hell yeah. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, Flame Boy. Yeah, but really. I haven't seen those in a while. Dude, those are sick. I used to draw those on all of my shit. Yeah. When I was in middle school, dude, that was, dude, I used to draw those guys fucking blowing things up. Dude, it was so fun.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I haven't uh I haven't had any actual like other than like these SB Dunks, like have no real connection to the skate world anymore. Yeah. I'll watch a video here and there. Or I'll catch the casual Net or Netflix Instagram video.

SPEAKER_03

But I uh I forgot how much I loved it, you know. I I've put so much of my time into not skating because of tattooing and all that stuff and not trying to hurt myself and all this, and I've fallen quite a bit this last year of like trying to kind of get back into it, you know, and this past like three or four months I've really been way more into it. But yeah, I've only really fallen a couple a handful of times that really fucked me up.

SPEAKER_01

I uh I feeling a little looser now.

Weight Loss Through Tracking And Snacks

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Now that I'm going to the gym, dude. It's just, you know, and dropping that 30 pounds is fucking. Yeah, dude, you look great. Feels cool. So that's why I'm like teeter teetering on like should I start skating again? Because I mean that'd be good cardio for sure.

SPEAKER_03

It is, dude. Yeah. Dude, I saw there was a guy that posted a video and it was him skateboarding, I think it was like a year and a half ago, and then him today, and he lost like almost a hundred pounds. He's just been skating almost every day and just pushing around, dude. Like, dude, that's the key. If you if you if you get like some good cardio, because cardio is gonna burn fat.

SPEAKER_01

Right. And you're watching what you're eating and you're counting your calories, dude, because like I did, I eat like a madman anywhere from 12 to 1400 calories. Yeah, you'll fucking you'll start dropping fast, especially if you're active.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's my biggest problem is like portion control, man. I like to eat, bro. I love I love it.

SPEAKER_02

And if it's a dick-shaped food, I'm just kidding. Even better. I love cucumber. I do, I really do. My wife's Greek, she makes Greek salads.

SPEAKER_03

I ask her, please, honey, don't chop it up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I'm just kidding. I want to test this waterproof mascara. Let me just try this. No, that's not true. Well, I I've learned recently that if I don't pack my lunch and shit, dude, my fucking it's all fucked. Yeah, dude. It's it's just it's hard to to find the right amount of calories to eat. Yeah. Because like you just meeting your macros alone sucks ass. It's like, okay, I need this much fiber, I need, you know, X amount of sugar, carbs. I try to keep them as low as possible.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And same with the calories. Better than me, man. It's dude, and I have to log all that shit.

SPEAKER_01

I get to the point where like it's like I could log it pretty quick now, but I used to be like, oh, end of the day, and it clicks and it gives you a little check mark and shit. I don't even do that shit anymore. I just want to make sure that I know what I had for that day. And I know I don't like, oh, I can't have this, you know, fucking protein bar because it'll put me over. Yeah. And then I won't be in my calorie deficit anymore. Which it's easy to come in and out of.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, it's weird. I could feel when I'm in it. It just it feels weird. I don't know. When you're in your deficit, yeah, you feel it's not it's not that you're hungry. It's I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03

It's just it's like a burny feeling. Yeah. Like it feels weird. Yeah. To me at least. I back when I used to do deficits and stuff like that, when I would feel like I needed to eat, I would do like a mineral water or something like that, bubbly water, because it would like kind of trick your stomach into feeling full. Yeah. You know what my trick is for that? Fucking sugar-free jello.

SPEAKER_01

Hell yeah. There are like it's like five calories.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You could eat a whole fucking because you know how like Walmart they come in that big ass, like fucking like 20 of them. You could eat that whole thing and you'll be at like a hundred calories.

SPEAKER_03

That's crazy. Yeah. So I'm gonna get some jello on my way home. Yeah, do you get some free jellows and shit? I don't really care for jello. The same uh cucumbers, olives are my go-to snacks too because they're very low in calories. And good fat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. What's the other one?

SPEAKER_03

Pickles. Pickles? Pickles, yeah, yeah, cucumbers, yeah, and lettuce. But then blackberries. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Like just berries in general because of the fiber and stuff, and it just kind of makes you fuller. So I've noticed that I'll eat like a lot of cucumber, blackberries, and watermelon. Hell yeah. Yeah, it just makes you feel fuller. And then I'll eat that chicken.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, that watermelon with that tahine on it was so good.

SPEAKER_01

I so I bought some the other day, which I gotta buy later too, because fucking I didn't pack anything today. Um, I had the Valentina one that's like the tahin. And I looked on the back, there's zero calories. I was like, what the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_03

This whole time I've had this here, and I think the heen's like 35. Nice. I was like, fuck. Yeah. Dang.

SPEAKER_01

Which isn't shit, but I mean, you know, it's nice to have zero.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

Hot Sauce Truffle And Rib Opinions

SPEAKER_03

I had some salsa yesterday or some hot sauce at um Lupitas up in Incline, and it was habanero negra. It was like black habanero. Oh my god. Is it delicious? No, no, dude, it was perfect. It was smoky. No, it was hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It was hot, but it was so good, dude. I like I'm fucking certain.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe that's what everything they just kind of like minimalized, dude. Because I put like three habaneros in my fucking gymbalaya one time. Yeah. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Fucking everyone was like, what the fuck? Yeah, well, because they're blackened. Yeah. I think they're taped down quite a bit. Yeah. So well, and they they took, they probably took all the seeds out in the membrane. For yeah, most like a lot, a lot of them at least, you know. But yeah, it was, I mean, it still had a good kick to it, but it's just that smoky good flavor, and just oh my god, dude. That was like that truff. Remember the truff hot sauce? It's like the red truffle. The truffle? Yeah, dude. I was obsessed with that stuff for a while. How did that what's it called over here for a second? Oh yeah, Starbucks? Starbucks, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because the steak burritos and stuff. I have the the oil, the truff oil. Yeah, I do too. I feel like I went through such a fucking craze for truff that I don't really like it anymore. It's very, I guess, fermented. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, truffle itself, it's fucking potent.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know, that shit they'll so if you have truffle and you don't know what to do with it, you just have extra, grab it, put it in a Tupperware, probably glass would be the best. Because you don't want to get that shit like stuck on there. And then put it around your eggs or whatever food you want to infuse it. Because that shit's so strong that it'll go into the fucking eggs.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That's crazy. I've never, yeah, I've never really handled actual truffle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's seasonal and expensive.

SPEAKER_03

I wonder if you could do that with the truffle oil. Probably. I mean, yeah, it'll cost it. If you had like a tupperware with like a but if you had like a Tupperware with like like a maybe a divide in the middle and you just put it here and you put some olives on the left or some shit, and you had truffle olives. Would that work? I I mean at that point you might as well just it's there, it's already an oil. Just soak it. Yeah. Yeah, what am I thinking? Yeah. I mean whatever, dude. I you could put a couple drops of that shit in the jar. Yeah, and it would work, it would work. Yeah, you're right. Damn. I just like to think Yeah. I mean, that could have been something someday.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, that's by proxy. It's like, I'll make it just a long way to do things. Yeah. It'll probably work. It'll probably work. What if I want it to be subtle truffle? Yeah. That's very true. You know? Because a lot of people like me don't want too much truffle, you know. Yeah. Truffle shuffle, maybe. I can do that. That shit, dude. I and it's crazy how they find they get pigs to go find that shit.

SPEAKER_01

They get pigs to do it. Yeah. They sniff out the truffle. Because they're like it's underground. And so it's just like they'll go and they'll be like, oh, and then they dig it up. No shit. Yeah. So truffle pigs. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They're mostly in the forest.

SPEAKER_03

Every time I sit there by like a tree. It's like having a bloodhound. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I'm pretty sure you could train a dog to fucking go find truffles, but yeah, they can find cancer. Yeah. Yeah, they they traditionally they used pigs.

SPEAKER_03

Huh. At least up north. Man, pigs are gross. I don't like them. Smart animals. What I hear. I kind of don't want to eat pork anymore. I don't really fuck with it. Yeah. I just, dude, I hear just all the parasites and just all that shit.

SPEAKER_01

I try my hardest not to. I mean, the only time is probably bacon and ribs.

unknown

See, bacon, dude.

SPEAKER_03

And ribs, even. Like, I would rather have beef, like we were talking about. Yeah. I like beef ribs way better. They're good, but goddamn, they're skimpy. Dude, you gotta find the right cut, dude.

SPEAKER_02

But half the fucking ribs that you get anywhere are fucking like they're whales.

SPEAKER_03

That's you'll get a couple cuts and you're like Fuck dude. That's anything you get. Yeah, it depends. You have to just look at it before you cook it. That's it.

SPEAKER_01

But traditionally you'll get more meat on a pork rib than than the um the beef. Beef. Because what they do is they so when they're where they're cutting it, they that's a throwaway. The ribs. Yeah. That's not they usually don't, you know, that's that's just like a left one.

SPEAKER_03

Well, and then they even have spare ribs, which are even more of a throwaway. Yeah. Spare ones. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So but when the when the butcher's cutting, like he cuts most of the meat off for that other section. Right. So that's why they're so skimpy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And there's like, oh dude, the membrane's so grass.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Cut that out.

SPEAKER_01

Well, see, that's the thing, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Prepping, prepping a beef rib, it's a little more trickier, dude, because when you get it, there's a lot of fat on top. So you gotta trim all that away, and then under that, you gotta move it on over. Yeah, you gotta get all that shit off. And under that, it's silver skin. And so you gotta get that shit off too. Damn.

SPEAKER_01

So there's a lot of prep work that goes into. I mean, beef too, there's so there's there's there's some membrane there, that silver skin that you gotta take off the bottom.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Huh. Yeah, I mean, I don't really I usually get the ones that are like every once in a while I'll get the ones that are not cooked, but generally I'll just get ones that are cooked in a bag and just fucking throw them on the grill. No, it's just like a pre-seasoned one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But every once in a while I'll get some chubs. Yeah, chubs. The rays, rubs or whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I yeah, everything I get, I end up cutting and prepping myself. It's just particular about how I like them.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, me too. I just dude, handling raw meat to me is I fucking don't like it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dude, I have a set of gloves for cooking at home. Like how we have, you know, for cleanup. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't touch any raw meat. I need to do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I just don't like touching things with my hands. I don't either.

SPEAKER_02

Fuck, man. Yesterday I had that poo-poo platter. And I dude, they put the fucking red Chinese fucking rib on there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I fucking knife and forked it, dude. I can't hate, especially in public. Like wings in public, not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I know we'll see, and that's but we're trained like that though. You know, well, yeah, our job is to have clean fingers and hands like at all times. Yeah. At all times, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So that's you know, it's just one of those things. Even when I'm working on car, I'll have like a like a nitro glove. Yeah. And then I'll have my other gloves over it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, you kinda have to. Well, because then also like when we come back to work and we've got grease and black, yeah. We can't have shit in our head. We can't be used. It looks dirty. Even if it's clean. Yeah. Well, and even that, if there's visil visible proof of it, it's dirty.

Tattoo Shop Hygiene And Gross Jewelry

SPEAKER_02

You guys have any tongue bars?

SPEAKER_03

Tongue bars?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh yeah. What size did you need?

SPEAKER_02

Hopefully a convention.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, we're back. Hello.

SPEAKER_02

Some jewelry for her tongue.

SPEAKER_03

I forgot what we were talking about. Gloves while prepping food. Yeah, yeah, we like to keep our hands clean around here. Yeah. Oh yeah. If there's if it's visibly like if you have gunk on your fucking hands from like automotive work and all that shit, and someone's talking to you about getting a tattooed, you're the last thing they want to fucking see. It's the last thing. So, dude, good on you. That's nice. I do I mean I try to do the same shit. Crazy about dirty hands, like yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Anytime that I touch any kind of raw meat, I usually have a glove on. And again, you know, the cross-contamination is a big thing. People I've seen plenty of people handle chicken and then touch their fucking seasoning thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Because that'll fucking definitely get someone sick. So if you ran out of gloves, do you use a condom? Mm-hmm. Nice. That's what I would do. Sheepskin. Yeah. Nice. Oh yeah. Hard to find. Sheeps or skin? Sheepskin. Sheepskin. Yeah. Sheepskin condoms, dude. Do they still make those? Yeah. Dang. Do they make nitro condoms sheepskin? Like, what is it made of? Bladder or intestine. I don't know. Oh, like hot dog lining. Yeah. Or sausage lining. Something like that. I don't know exactly sure. I'm not exactly sure what it's made of, but yeah, I know that they were that wasn't. There's a knot at the end of it. A rib for her pleasure. Gross. This this sheep had growths all over its intestines, so we're gonna name it ribbed.

SPEAKER_02

That's gross. That is disgusting. Why do you talk about that stuff?

SPEAKER_03

Well yeah, typically I keep my hands pretty clean. Yeah, you should. That's I mean, especially with what we do, like we were saying, dude. You're just kinda it's ingrained like to have clean.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I always wash my hands with cold water. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you just can't grow.

SPEAKER_01

It lessens the the the the chance of bacteria growing because bacteria grows in heat. Right. You know, that's why you know when places are fucking cold as fuck, it's because they don't want bacteria to grow. Like hospitals, other like gels. Gels are freezing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01

And you know how many dirty fucks go into that place? Oh, yeah, dude. Fucking bums they pick up over the weekend.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That's yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Yeah, jail's cold. Yeah. It's real cold. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so fucking these dirty fucks won't leave bacteria everywhere and it grows and get all funky.

SPEAKER_03

And they use that like weird paint that like protect it from pee. Yeah, dude, yeah. Jail's a weird place. Yeah, it is. The old cat food sandwiches, dude. Fuck yeah. And uh Red Death? Red Death. The meatloaf. Yeah. Ugh. On that fucking tray. They took away the cat food sandwiches for a while. Did they? I don't know. It's just baloney. I don't know if they make them anymore. I think it's just like mashed up baloney, isn't it? I don't know. It's like some sort of pate. I just don't know what it is. I want to say it's it's all the it's pretty much what you would find in like a hot dog or yeah, like a pate. Yeah. I mean, you know, again, it's like liver and like God knows what. Yeah, but those are the those that's the good shit for you. The liver and the like iron. Yeah. Like some people have a very iron-heavy, like high iron-rich diet, and they're like he man. Yeah, they're like Kimbo Slice.

SPEAKER_02

You know, like that guy just homeless people's hearts and stomachs.

SPEAKER_03

And the things you find in a homeless guy's stomach, you don't want to read about. No. Half bag of meth. Heroin, one of the heroin. Yeah, dude. It's just a fucking a fucking mixed bag of nuts, man. I forgot what video I was watching, but they were saying, yeah, like, dude, heroin now is not heroin anymore. It's it's just fentanyl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So that's all that is. That's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So there's no actual heroin anymore. There probably is. I don't I'm not a fucking heroin addict, but that's what they say is it, you know, there's no heroin.

SPEAKER_03

It's just all fentanyl now. That's disgusting. Yeah. I just, dude, I don't get it, man.

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Maybe.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, sorry. Got interrupted again. Same person. Same person. Not a toofer. That was a toofer. The lack of toofer. Lack of toothfer. Toofer? I'm just kidding. She was interesting. She was very interesting. She had a nose ring in her ear. Yeah. And it was there for so goddamn long. Well, it's okay, so I'm not gonna knock anyone, but there's a lot of fucking gunk and grease and shit that was stuck in it. That was not gonna budge. So I suggested that she kind of soaks it and you know, yeah. Tries to get some solar lubrication in there before. Because if I try to pull that thing out, dude, it was gonna take a while.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Fucking yanking on her ear, and that doesn't feel nice. Picking at it with a toothpick. Gross. Yeah, and well, you know, in her defense, it is on the back of her ear, somewhere you can't really see, or you know, it's kind of hard to but to know I mean you got you know when it's got gunk all over it. Yeah, but you should be fucking carrying your jewelry anyways. Yeah, like you absolutely clean your ears, you know, when you're actually washing yourself, not just standing under the fucking water. Right, you know, gotta wash it. Yeah. Yeah, you know, people are gross. A little bit. But gotta love them. Yeah. Gotta love them.

SPEAKER_02

Because if there was if it wasn't for people, there wouldn't be you and I.

The Hallway Football Dance Encounter

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so I don't know if I told you this, but I think it was a week or two ago. It was just me here. And I was sitting right here, and then just outside this window, this fucking guy, like he's all like, you know, he's obviously he was on something. He was popping and locking.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he was kind of you know, permitweak. Dang, you know, sick, yeah. Yeah, and so he stops and he gets into like a fucking um uh a center position. Oh, he's playing football like a three-point stance.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he hikes it and then he he acts like he's a quarterback then, and then he like pretend throws his water bottle and then he starts running. He did not fucking Jim Carrey, Ace Nature of that shit. Dude, he like literally had a whole ass thing going on out here in front of me. And I was like, holy shit. That's so sick. And I was like, all right, and then I swear to you, like ten minutes goes by. Yeah, four or five security guards walk by. I'm like, fuck, dude, homie's going down. Yep. And so apparently he was being a fucking weirdo right outside the bowling alley. Okay, and cells is down there too, so I'm pretty sure they saw that and like, no, not today. Yeah, well, there's cameras all over this place, too. Yeah, you don't you don't miss somebody pretending to play football in a hallway that's probably pretty empty. Apparently he was like dancing out there too.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and so he somehow worked his way right here, back right here by the the doors.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And like he kind of got stopped and surrounded, and he's all like he's all like, you know, doing the the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_04

Like, you know, what am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, and then he like does a fucking twirl, like straight up twirls soon, and everyone's like, what the was he covered in grease?

SPEAKER_03

Uh that would be funny. No, he kind of looked like he was homeless, like a burner, I guess. Okay, you know, yeah, yeah. So possibly really rich. Yeah. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04

Well, he was staying here, and then the next day I was walking by one of the guys. I'm like, hey, what was going on with the dude? He was a greased-up deaf guy. He's like, he's all like, I don't I don't know, man. He was on something, yeah. And he had his fucking teeth sharpened, all of them. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_03

So he's like walking around here like a shark? And he's like, yeah, and he like, but real life street shark. Yeah, he's all like, you know what? You he was like, you know, he was like kind of snapping out of it, I guess. Yeah. And he just went back to his room and didn't come back. Huh. Like he left, obviously, but didn't bother anyone after that. Got it out of his system. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But it was just funny that he was like, I don't know, trying to do like prove that he wasn't on something. I don't know what the fuck that twirl was about. Yeah. He literally like it. I was fucked up. Could I do this? No, and it wasn't even like a fucking like dance move.

SPEAKER_03

It was like something my little niece would do. Right.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like an off-balance, like you just did like 10 spins on a bat with your forehead.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, kinda. It was just a he spun. It was really feminine. Yeah, is what I'm getting at.

SPEAKER_03

Like ballerina acid. Was it graceful? Not really. As graceful as one could be when you're on some sort of fucking drug. Yeah. Or I psychedelics, maybe. Yeah. He might have been on some mushies. He might have been on a good acid trip, dude. Nice. Yeah.

Raves Shows And Social Anxiety

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you know, dude, didn't you get some acid? Yeah, I did. Yeah. I might do that tonight, too. You're gonna do it tonight? Maybe. No, I'll go under a rave tonight. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Boots and cats and boots and cats. Boots and bats and boots and cats. Yeah, no. Tonight's the mothership.

SPEAKER_03

Mothership. The the whole thing is the DJ's in the center of the dance floor, and it's just like a 360 dance floor, like everyone surrounds him. Yeah. So and then there's like it's like a spaceship. So everybody's facing each other. Yeah. So the type of DJ's kind of, I guess you could stare at the back of his head. That'd be cool if they had like a rotating. I was just gonna say that. Yeah, dude. That'd be sick, dude. Or kind of like Tiesto's, kind of like saucer, like he was in the middle, but like there was like a tilted like LED strip. Dude, that'd be cool if it tilted and spun like almost like the Gravitron.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, yeah. One of those little fucking things that'll make you throw up.

SPEAKER_03

Just whoa, dude, yeah. No, thank you. That would be cool though. That dude, that's gonna be sick. Yeah. Good for you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so we got that, and then I got my sister-in-law's birthday party tomorrow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Interesting weekend. And then in a couple weeks, we have Interpol.

SPEAKER_03

That's tight. Yeah, Interpol should be a good time. That's gonna be in Sacramento. Nice. Channel 24, I think the club is called. I don't watch TV. Yeah. It's uh it's just a small venue, dude. It's like cargo, maybe. Okay, you know, nice or or brew house. I like, you know, it's a very small cargo, you know they're intimate. Yeah, so that's we just watched Expendables there. Yeah, a good show. Yeah, high as a kite. Yeah, dude. I had bought like fucking 10 joints. That I bought that that deal. Smoked them all. No.

SPEAKER_01

No. We only got down with like because we had my uh girl's pen. That's where I fucked up, I think.

SPEAKER_03

But we'd smoked a joint on our way down because we parked in El Dorado parking garage. Yeah, and so we were just going down the staircase. Smoking the city, you know, because then we had to go, yeah, we had to go almost to the top. And I think we were on like the seventh or eighth floor of the parking garage. So then we just started mosing on down, and like, fuck it, dude. Let's just take the stairs and smoke while we go down. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04

And then we get like to the fucking fourth floor, and I was like, fuck, I forgot the tickets.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, dude. Because I because I like buying my tickets when I can at Recycled Records. Yeah. And I had those tickets in my fucking sun visor for like half a year. So they were just up there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And so finally I was like, oh fuck. Yeah, I had to run back up, and then I had to take the elevator down to meet them. But yeah, it was a good show. You got a sick t-shirt. Yeah, the bull for two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tide eye. Yeah, the tide eye bull for two. And it's not, I like that it's a dark tide.

SPEAKER_01

It's like like a like a dark navy blue, maybe.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's like it's very subtle. Yeah, and then like a bit of gray in there. Yeah, it doesn't kick you in the teeth. Yeah, exactly. I like it.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe that's what happened to that lady. She was walking by.

SPEAKER_03

This guy had this really fun. This guy was had this really bright tie-dye and it just kicked her in the teeth. Yeah. Or a bag of meth kicked her in the teeth. Oh, right in the nose. Kicked her right in the nose. Yeah. For days on end. Yeah. Oh, dude. That's terrible. Yeah. That's terrible. Back to heroin. I'm just kidding. Yeah, that's crazy. Uh yeah, cargo is becoming one of my favorites because I go there so often, dude. Yeah. I mean, the week before that I went to go see Amion. Amnon? I don't know how to say that. Bless you. Yeah. Just one of the DJs. Yeah. It was a good show. And then we went to that crime wave. Crime Wave, yeah. That was probably sick. Yeah, it was sick. Did you see the fucking one I showed you for there too? All your friends?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's all, but it's all just like DJing. So it's just they're playing music, but it's it's in indie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I like I don't I don't know, man. Like, I enjoy like going somewhere where someone's a like DJing some like emo music and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03

Don't get me wrong. I I wouldn't go to emo night.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I am more I'm more into watching the bands, man. Like I'm I just I don't know. Like, and I'm sure you like as a DJ, you're like, fuck kick you in the teeth.

SPEAKER_01

No, I get it.

SPEAKER_03

But I mean With that music. It's also something that doesn't happen, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Like, where the fuck are we gonna go to listen to the fucking MGMT, fucking Arctic Monkeys, Phoenix, the Strokes, Yeah, yeah, Vampire Weekend.

SPEAKER_03

So I don't know where. Where? My house. Yeah. I mean, but as in a social setting, like I know. I guess I'm just getting to that point where I don't know. I don't drink, also. Yeah. I don't like spark up a doobie, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I get social anxiety, bro. I get like I get I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like I gotta talk to people that I don't need to talk to. Like, I don't you know what I mean? Like, it's just weird. I feel like I'm like, I feel like because I'm more anti-social now that I feel like I should be more social, so then I get more anti-social. I don't know, man. I go to these things and I just whatever happens, happens. You're a butterfly, dude. I used to be that. I used to be like that. Now it's just like but I also make friends everywhere. Dude, every show we've gone to, I do too. I either know somebody or I just made a new friend. See, but that's the thing, I do too. I just don't know if I like that. Yeah. Is that weird? That's weird. Yeah. I don't know. But half the time I won't see those people ever again.

SPEAKER_02

So right, which I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01

Which is fine by me.

SPEAKER_03

It right, but I don't like that. And then I but I also like it's it's a very on-the-fense thing. I'm such a Libra.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, fuck, dude. Talk about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I yeah, I don't know. I used to like try to be like this social butterfly and like be friends with everybody and talk to everybody, and like the older I get, the more like me I am, the less I kind of care about all that.

SPEAKER_03

Well, see, that's the thing. I don't talk to these people, they talk to me. That and it's just I'm just there. Yeah. And they just say something, I'm like, yeah. And then they just start conversating with me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And it's like, all right, well, we're we're here now. Yeah, this is nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of well, you know what? You're right. Because there's a lot of situations where it's almost like when you like go to the party you weren't gonna go to and you get your pants on, you know, you can get there, and then like when you get home, you're like, Man, I'm really glad I went.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, maybe I just need to put myself out there a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01

Going to go see those people. It's about going to go watch or listen to music, which it should be about, anyways.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, that's the whole purpose of going to this, anyways.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but for me, with that, I probably want to have a drink. That's a problem for me. Yeah. For me. Yeah. I know I know that. I know that dealing with all of that anxiety is gonna make me want to have a drink. Yeah. So I can only smoke so much pot before I'm really boring. You know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because then I'm just sitting there going, like, fuck it, I just want to go home really high. So I yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I think it's also like I came to this conclusion not too long ago that like things at home have just gotten so expensive. Like keeping a home afloat, you know, it's almost like I should want to be home with how much I spend on be on having it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So it's like that's my party.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, fuck, do you look at my records? Like, you know, I'm like, yeah, I'm that guy from SLC Punk, Mark. Yeah, right? There's a movie on there, right? You know what I'm talking about? The laser disc. Yeah, yeah. Right? And he's like showing him the fucking shower head, and he's all seven different settings for optimum comfort.

SPEAKER_02

That's me.

SPEAKER_03

I think it sucks.

SPEAKER_02

But it's it's also kind of nice because you know, I used to do everything I could to be away from my house. Yeah. Right. Now it's like I get home and I just kind of don't want to leave. Yeah. I don't know. It's like my cocoon.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe I'll be a butterfly again one day.

SPEAKER_01

Find a nice happy

Festival Planning And Haunted Queen Mary

SPEAKER_01

medium.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know.

SPEAKER_03

But we go out, you know. Like we're going to warp tour in July. That's gonna be fucking incredible.

SPEAKER_04

Just saw which one are you going to?

SPEAKER_03

Uh Long Beach. Long Beach. Yeah. I'm going down to Long Beach. When do you go long? In July 2rd, 20 something.

SPEAKER_01

I'll be down in Long Beach in November. Okay. For Dream State.

SPEAKER_03

That's sick. Yeah. Is that another DJ?

SPEAKER_01

It's it's another festival.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Oh yeah. This one's just because like EDC is all like all genres, EDA, like you know, electronic music. Yeah. To whereas Dream State's supposed to be just trance. Oh shit. So you're gonna be walking around like Frankenstein with your hands out? A little bit. Hell yeah. No. It's it's a lot more fast-paced than most genres. I we've we've been talking all morning about it. Alex and I about Alkaline Trio. They're gonna be playing in San Francisco. Oh, nice. In October. Cool, cool.

SPEAKER_02

As a Libra. That's when my birthday is just saying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That was that was me knocking on the microphone. That was a that was a tap on the glass. Alright. But yeah. Don't tap on the glass. No, don't. Dude, every time I go to the aquarium, they fucking yell at me. Uh what what's the venue? I don't remember. You don't remember? No, sorry. My brain just farted. I tried to come up with the answer. I I wanna say it might be the Fillmore. The Fillmore? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Nice. You know what's a really sick fucking venue down there? The uh the Palace of Fine Arts.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Dude, that place is beautiful. It's fucking huge. It's yeah. I'm gonna look it up really quick. Um yeah, the Palace of Arts is gorgeous. I one day I went down there and I was uh I was taking pictures of Emerson when he was, I think he was only like a year old, maybe a year and a half old. But yeah, it was really cool.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I saw none of that shit. Just the building that was because when by the time we got there, yeah, it was nighttime.

SPEAKER_03

And then where the taxi drive dropped us off, we were kind of like on the side of that building, and then it kind of just looped around and we were in line.

SPEAKER_01

So like none of that shit we saw. Like, I don't even know what because they have like an amphitheater, right?

SPEAKER_03

Right, like the column, column, like kind of like the Parthenon, something like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, we got to see none of that shit.

SPEAKER_03

I did make uh meet a cool guy out there though. Oh Ash. I don't mean to cut you off. Knob Hill Masonic. Knob Hill Masonic. October 22nd. That's the venue? That's a Thursday, dude. I can't go to that. Uh yeah, I've never heard of that place. I know. Dang it. Yeah, dude, I guess I'm not going. They're playing on my birthday in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yeah, dude, it doesn't look like that's gonna happen. I'm not gonna be seeing Alkalan Trio. That's okay. Um Masonic, you said? Yeah. Like a Masonic concert haul. I don't know, never heard of it. I don't see. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know where that shit is either. Um Alkaline Tree was great though. Yeah. It's like one of my all-time uh I would put them in my top ten. I saw the Aftershock line up. Yeah. Not bad. Dude, it's incredible. It's better than last year. It's all it gets better every year. Yeah. Last year was like, well, let's just go to when we were young. Well, that was just day one. Yeah. Day one was like that, and then the rest of it was like typical Aftershock. Yeah. Um there's a a crazy show, I think happening in Ohio. I forget what it was called, but dude. Ohio? Is it for lovers? No, but it's like four days and it's just loaded to the teeth. My uh buddy wants me to go to another one too, another festival in uh New Hampshire. No, Indio. Indio, California, yeah. Nice. Uh fucking high trip or high something, but a lot of fucking solid people are going. Huh. Yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think that's October.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm gonna do this uh warp tour, and I think I'm gonna start planning for Aftershock the following summer.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Cause I really want to go. I really want to see Limbiscuit Live. They're pretty cheap too, dude. I think like 700 bucks. I mean, that's a lot of money. As a dad with four kids, that's a ton of money. Yeah. But payment plan.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's the cool thing about these fucking festivals now, dude. It's like you could chill out that fucking whatever, thousand dollars. Or you could just give them fucking a hundred bucks every fucking every s every month. That's what I'm doing for Dream State.

SPEAKER_03

Which is a lot cheaper because I think for two VIP tickets there, dude, I'm only giving them like less than ninety dollars a month.

SPEAKER_01

So that's not bad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, I think I for two tickets? Yeah, two VIP tickets. But that's not a not ninety each?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_03

That's not bad.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so altogether it's fucking 87 bucks a month. That's not bad. Yeah, but where they get you is it's in fucking Long Beach and every fucking place that is in a crack den.

SPEAKER_03

It's like $680 for two nights. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's the only downside. But I think I'm gonna stay at the Hyatt down there.

SPEAKER_03

I think that's where we are staying, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

There's a couple. The one uh is by the Queen Mary. It's right, right. You can see probably the ocean. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Fucking looking out. Yeah, that's where the uh carnival cruise lines go out to. I think, yeah. Well, because that's where uh Dream State is gonna be, the Queen Mary ship. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. On it?

SPEAKER_01

Not on it, but like it's to the side, and the stage is like right there. That's you can actually, I think people can go on the Queen Mary and look down.

SPEAKER_03

That's tight. Yeah. Yeah, the Queen Mary is dope. Uh it was closed when we were there, but I want to go see it. I want to go have breakfast or something on it because they have that restaurant. It's haunted as fuck, is it? Yeah, dude. It's like one of the most haunted places on earth. Really? Yeah, dude. You should go.

SPEAKER_02

No, check it out. No, come on, dude. No, you I know how you natives love those spirits. No, we don't. I know.

SPEAKER_04

We leave them alone. You leave them alone. That's the thing. You know, we don't go around picking up fucking cubs.

SPEAKER_03

We're more fucking that video is crazy. More common sense, dude. Huh? She's all sitting there trying to be all cute with this baby cub and hugging him and loving him, and then he fucking bites her chin, dude, like a tit. Yeah. Latching on for milk. Dude, that's the problem with people. Like, dude, these are not your pets. No! A wild animal. Don't touch.

Yahtzee Then Uno Rule Warfare

SPEAKER_03

I don't think he remembers it's today.

SPEAKER_01

I gave him the card, and then he gets texts from me. He doesn't take it.

SPEAKER_03

Sometimes as tattooers, we deal with some situations. We just had somebody walk by that's supposed to be tattooed earlier, but yeah, he's already took his departure. Well, looks a little lost. Yeah. I don't know what's happening. Anyway. Yahtzee. Dude, do you like Yahtzee? I do. I like Yahtzee. That's a funny game. I actually play Yachty on my phone. Do you? Yeah. Dude, I play do you Do we have dominoes here? No, I don't play dominoes. Why? Because not Cuban. You don't have to be Cuban.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_03

Very good. No, that's oh, Asian, because you gotta be good at math. No.

SPEAKER_02

Don't say shit like that.

SPEAKER_03

Cubans are good at fucking dominoes. Be a yes man. No.

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No.

SPEAKER_03

No. Okay, Cubans are very good at dominoes. Dominicans as well. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um those island.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, I I literally spent a couple nights in Dominican Republic, well, multiple nights in Dominican Republic, but many nights playing dominoes with these guys, and they were so quick and good, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Loud as fuck. Caprinhas, we were fucking drinking those and throwing the bones, dude. It was so much fun, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, dude. There's uh my aunt, she lived over there in Vegas, like kind of by Charleston and whatever. There's a Walmart over there.

SPEAKER_04

But goddamn, dude, these goddamn they were outside almost every day pointing fucking bones, dude, and they were so fucking loud. And they were like four. Yeah, just fucking so loud. And that, you know, fuck it, dude. That's who you are, but goddamn they're loud.

SPEAKER_03

So cool. Dude, bones is fun. I like dominoes. And Uno? Uno.

SPEAKER_01

I just reinfrage the speech.

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_01

Fucking Uno? No, Uno's.

SPEAKER_02

What does that mean? No, dude. Uno the card game, bro. Not number one, bro. Now you're making me blush. Yeah. No, dude. Uno, so they have like variations of it now.

SPEAKER_03

Have you ever played like the different ones? There's like Uno Attack. Have you ever played that one? No. The robot that spits cards at you. Dude, that thing's fucked up. Dude, that thing's racist. How much is that thing? I think it's only 39 bucks or maybe 29. For a robot to shoot cards at you? Yeah, dude, it's pretty cool. That game's really fun. But we just recently got one called No Mercy. That game's fucked up. Is it? Yeah, dude. If you get 25 cards, you're out. There's dude, there's one card that you put down, and the next person has to fucking take 10 cards.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Can you fuck someone quick? Wasn't there like a hundred one? Like a fucking or a 50? There's probably some crazy ones. But there's dude, there's this, there's another card that has like it has a stack of cards with an arrow over it going into it. And then like a hand with with cards in it. And so whatever color that card is, you can put down all of your cards in that color. Ah. So if someone has like a red card down and you have that, you can put all your red cards down. Boom. Yeah, dude. So it's dude, it gets cutthroat. There's also one where you have you get to switch hands with whoever. There's another one where everyone switches hands with the person on their left. Have you like they shift it to the left? Do you see that Uno finally put like you can't stack pickups? Uh-uh. Like, you know, you put a you put a draw two and someone else can't put a draw two over it. Uh you have to draw that too. Really? Yeah, you can't stack. Technically, that's the rule. Like the official rule. That makes sense, yeah. A regular Uno. Yeah, that makes sense. You know how I, you know, oh, there's yellow. Put another yellow. Right. Yeah. Yeah. If it if it says take two, you take two. Yeah. And you're skipped. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I play. In my house, that's my house rule. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't fuck around. Oh, dude, we fucking stack that shit until it gets back to someone. Nope. It's like, oh, now you gotta pick up 10. Nope. If you got dude, if you got a reverse, it's reversed. Doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. I'll fight you. Yeah, I mean a reverse is reverse. It doesn't matter. Don't. Uh-uh. If it says you gotta play a card or pull cards, you forfeit your turn. That's your turn. Yeah. That's the way that game works. Yeah. But I mean I'll ground my child. No, yeah, I know, but that's how most people played. It's just like a fucking pickup four, and then someone else throws down a pickup four, so you skip it and it goes to the next person. No, dude, that person picks up four, dude.

SPEAKER_02

That's the way it fucking works. And then you can't. That's like Chuck Norris not doing push-ups. Fuck. You can't do that, dude. You're gonna throw the world off. The universe is not correct, dude.

SPEAKER_03

You're like the one person I knew that ever played like that. Really? Yeah. Bro. Yeah. Everyone else stacks. It's because I'm a Portuguese guy that washes his feet. Yeah, everyone else in this world until Uno said something. Motherfucker. No. Read the instructions. If it's even in the instructions, I don't think we're locked in the world.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, if it says take two, take two, bitch, and skip your turn. It says it in the book.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think it does.

SPEAKER_03

Now it does. No, dude. It's always said that. It's always dude. You always skip a turn. If it tells you to pull a car, you always skip a turn. Dude, I'll get schmitty on it, dude.

SPEAKER_02

You ever watch this fucking new girl, dude? That's me with board games.

SPEAKER_03

You got some schmidt on your lip. I got some schmidt on my lip. Yeah. I get very schmiddy when it comes to board games. Yeah. I like rules, man. When it comes to games, like I won't cheat. I'll fucking play you straight, dude. I'll beat your ass playing it. Yeah, I don't really play board games. I'll take my ass open, though. I will take my ass whooping. I'll take it on the chin. Yeah, there's very few. I'll play like something once. You know what I really don't like? Cards against humanity. Yeah, that one gets kind of dumb. It's boring. You know what's really fun? I have a game called Overrated, and it's a card game. And so you put one down and it's a business. And then you have all these cards. It's like cards against humanity. And it's all random ratings. Like reviews. I'm sorry. Reviews, like Yelp reviews. Okay, gotcha. Dude, some of these are fucking awesome. Like, you want to make some people blush. Dude. And you want to make some people really question your integrity. Yeah. This game is that. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. Check it out. I'll bring it. I'll let you borrow it. Yeah, half the time I don't even. I'll sit out. Yeah. Most games that people are like, Bordernight. Like, no. Yeah. You could play. Dude, shoots and ladders? No. Really? Yeah. It's not me. I never like drinking games either. It's like, let's play beer pong. It's like, why don't we just drink? Yeah. King's Cup was fun. Yeah. I don't know. What was that other one where you like drum on the table and y'all pick up? Oh my god, dude. Bull bull knuckle? Moose knuckle? Moose knuckle? What is it? I dude, I know what you're talking about. Kayla, do you remember a drinking game where you like bang on the table and then you like.

SPEAKER_02

No, you bang on the table and then you go. Everybody like, yeah, somebody does like a you have to like do a gesture, like do a pose or some shit like that. Yeah. I don't remember, but it and whoever fucked it up had to drink, right? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't remember. That game, dude, that game was fun, dude. That was fun. Because that was like really exciting. Yeah. I'll play anything once and it'll be fun for that, and then I just kind of don't do it ever again. Yeah. Yeah. Huh.

Celebrity Personas And Driving Rules

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Pocket pool. Twice? Maybe. Three times.

SPEAKER_02

This morning.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, Jessica Simpson is coming. That's very weird. Yeah. I didn't know she was.

SPEAKER_02

It's the Bumblebee tuna tour.

SPEAKER_03

She's all there, not it's not chicken, they're bees.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, chicken of the sea, dude. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe she's not.

SPEAKER_03

I well, she's richer than us. Dude. There's gonna have to be something behind that. You know, I hear Paris Hilton is like actually really fucking smart and put together and business savvy and all this shit, and it was all a bullshit thing. Have you heard her really talk? Yeah, she's fucking smart as fuck. She does that like you know, Valley from the Cal uh from the Discord.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, dude. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03

She talks normal. Like she just talks like because that's her TV personality. Yep. Yeah. Hundred percent. Is she a lawyer?

SPEAKER_04

Something like that.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, that's Kim Kardashian. She does something. Or paralegal. Paralegal? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

She does something like Alasta.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, but good for her, dude. That's fucking brilliant. That's like that. I bet you Riffraff is like the most chill, normal dude. I know I'm just kidding. You're all shaking your head. They can't see you shake your head. Yeah. You're all no. No. Absolutely. That guy's just fucking real. That guy's just a piece of shit. Yeah. Man. It would be cool if he was, though. It'd be funny. Yeah, he's like, my name's Kevin. Yeah. Actually, his name's Jake. Stupid fucking drills out. You know. Alright, guys. No, he's a Ray. He's a Ray? Yeah, he looks like a Ray. His name would be Ray. Yeah, I don't know. James would be his middle name. He's from Florida, right? He looks like it. Yeah, I mean he does not have a lot of fun. He has to be from Florida. He looks like he does fucking bath salts. Yeah. That's fucked up, dude. He's probably the coolest guy, man. I doubt it. You're not turning me on this, dude. I don't know, man. Do you see how steady he is with his fucking beard? He does all those like zigzags. Looks like a fucking idiot. He does. It looks like lightning's going into his mouth. It's like Pikachu's just jamming his dick into his face. Fucking That's fucked up. You shouldn't talk like that about me. Fuck that guy. I have nothing against him, but I just don't really care. No. Yeah. Nor should you. Yeah. That guy, dude, that guy would say whatever the fuck he wants about you, dude. Yeah. It's just it's easy to make fun of people. It really is fun. Yeah. It's fun. Dude, there's a I don't fuck. Now I now I regret bringing this up because I don't remember the proper name for it, but there's a thing that people actually get stress relief from cursing. It's actually a condition. I have it. Driving.

SPEAKER_02

Nice fucking turn, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03

And it was like a perfect turn. Yeah, but it's like, I'm just like, I'm not mad. Yeah. I'm just getting happy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You'll let out your frustration somewhere.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's like, wait a yeah, sidewalk, pussy! You know, it's like this old lady. Like, I do that shit. Nice.

SPEAKER_03

I don't do it with the windows down. When we're at like where someone has to turn and they're just waiting for traffic, and I was like, go bitch, go, go, go, go.

SPEAKER_04

And they're just like not going. Yeah. It's like, oh, right there. Perfect example. When you get off the freeway and you're you're um where Costco is. Yes. And EG, or not EG, but like sushi peer and shit. Yeah, yeah. You know how you have to turn in to get into that fucking parking?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Right there, dude. You're you you you know you don't block the the street and they have to turn to fucking get in. Right. Dude, it's like, God, dude, that guy's like a mile away. Why aren't you going? It's like, go, bitch, go, go, go. It's like for no reason. And waiting. And waiting. Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, sometimes I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I do talk a lot of shit while I'm driving. And it literally has nothing to do with that other person. I take it personally. They shouldn't, you know. It's like, man, you shouldn't talk to people like that, you know. I remember we were coming back from I think Eli Brown in Sacramento. Yeah, I was because I was I stopped in. I stopped in Vacaville for gas.

SPEAKER_04

And this bitch was taking forever to turn. I was like, will you hurry the fuck up? And she she read my lips and she's like, and then took off. I was like, holy shit. Dude.

SPEAKER_02

Sometimes it's just people are so dumb. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I the other day was driving home from dropping my son off at middle school. And um stopped at this four-way stop. And you know, I'm the last one to stop, so obviously I gotta wait for these other three people. And I look to my right, and there's this fucking car in the bike lane waiting to turn to the right. Really nice BMW. Guy looks like a total asshole. And my window's down, and I'm like, Where's your helmet? And the guy's like, he kind of brings his window down further, and he's like, What the fuck does that sp is what the fuck's that supposed to mean? And I was like, You're in the bike lane. Yeah. And I think he thought I was gonna call him special needs or something like this. Yeah, but he like you could see he was pissed when I said it, but then he like kind of thought about it and he like looked around and he's like, Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. Like, and he kind of chuckled, like it de-escalated the situation because I used you know something kind of funny. I thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what a fucking retard. I was kidding.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but if dude, if you're allowed to cross over on the bike lane, it's got a dotted line, dude. You know, that and that goes for any traffic figuration, dude. Like every single time you're allowed to go over the bike line, it's dotted, right? Am I wrong? No. Turn lanes, all that shit, dude.

SPEAKER_02

It's always dotted. Solid means do not go. Dude, it's just like the Uno rules, man. You gotta fucking stay in the lines, man.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, Jason, that we all don't color in the lines. You know, when you're driving, you gotta stay in the mustard. In between the mustard and the mayonnaise or you get the ketchup. Well, you know what that means? Before we end this, I will say this. You're on the fucking freeway. The middle lane. Yes, that is the traveling lane. Fucking travel lane. 100%. Hund OP. So if you're need to get off, then you go into the exit lane. But if your fucking exit's fucking 30 miles down the way, get the fuck out of the exit lane. Get out of the right-hand lane. Because then you're not letting people fucking merge onto the freeway and it's causing traffic. Or merge off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Get the fuck off the road. And the fast lane isn't a pass lane, it's a passing lane. Passing lane. Yeah, what if there's an emergency and an apparatus has to get by you? Leave it clear. Or pass the slow asshole. Or pass the travel line. Or the slow asshole me, i.e. me going 63. I like 63. It's a good number. 80. 69. I got 69. I'm just kidding. 70 will get you a ticket. Yeah, well. I haven't got one. Sometimes I'll catch myself going like 80, and I'm like, ooh. It's easy in my car, so it's just.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, not mine. Mine's ballless, dude. My ball. I got two balls.

SPEAKER_01

There's one time I looked down and I was like, holy fuck, I'm going 100. You got it. Slow down, dude.

SPEAKER_03

That's in that car, though. No, it's yeah, you got that sweet little BMW fucking. It's kind of meant for SUV. Yeah, that's like the guy in the fucking bike lane. He was driving a car like yours. Yeah. Still noticing. Where's your helmet, Chris? I don't know, man. Anyways.

Sign Off And Back Soon

SPEAKER_03

That was fun. Yeah. Dude, I missed this. Yeah. We'll be back soon. We'll be back. Dude, like real soon. Yeah. We'll try to do it. Yeah, this was fun. I needed this. Well, alright, guys.

SPEAKER_00

See ya.

SPEAKER_01

Bye.