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Road Rage

bassjunkie and Olivia……. and Jayson

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Hey, how's it going? What's up? It's Chris.

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And Jason.

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Back at you with another one.

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Fucking here we go.

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Two weeks in a row, dude.

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Two weeks in a row. We're on two weeks in a row. That's a fucking momentum.

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Yeah.

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That's on a we're on a stride right now.

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Yeah, we we had to pay for more hours because they like kind of forced us into it.

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Yeah. Which is fine. So that means we're gonna, you know what? We're gonna utilize those. And we're gonna we're gonna talk at you.

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Yeah.

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I don't know about what.

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We'll figure that part out.

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Yeah, we always do. Yeah. It is what it is.

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Yeah.

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I think we should get right into you going to go see Interpol, dude.

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Yeah, dude. I thought their set was over, but it's still going.

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Oh shit, we're watching the replay at Coachella.

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Yeah, so today's Sunday. This past it was Thursday. Yeah, it was a Thursday on the on the 9th. I went to go watch Interpol in Sacramento. Fucking good show, dude. Sick.

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Where was it at?

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What channel 24?

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Okay.

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It's old downtown kinda.

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Okay. I haven't been there.

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Yeah, it's a cool venue. Yeah. Honestly, I thought it was gonna be a little smaller than what it was. Okay. I thought it was gonna be like a uh cargo or knitting factory here in town. Yeah. So something something not huge, but it was it was big, it's wider. Okay. It's definitely wider.

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Would you say it's like comparable to like what New Oasis was?

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I don't remember that one. Okay.

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New Oasis was pretty good size.

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It's pretty big, it's bigger than Alpine, it's bigger than Oasis.

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Like it was more of a big square instead of a shotgun.

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And then upstairs they have different tiers. Like the steps that's cool. Oh yeah. So you could so in the so say you walk in, right? And so you're staring at the stage in the middle. On the on either side, there are uh standing places, like where you can stand. So there's three tiers of that.

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There's like stadium seating like that. Standing stadium seating.

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Yeah, standing with no. I think there was a couple seats on the on the on the back end. Right. But behind you, up top, there are like a row of seats. Yeah. So there's probably like 50, 60 seats up there.

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Yeah, that sounds sick.

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So like facing the stage, but on the sides, there there are three tiers of standing sections. Hell yeah. Yeah, that sounds nice. Um so like the closest to the to the to the rail or to the stage is like VIP. And then the two other standing sections are the general admission.

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Nice. Okay.

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Hell yeah, I'll have to go check it out. I don't have any real uh concerts coming up other than Warp Tour, but I think we talked about that last week.

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Yeah, I I got a rave on May 2nd. Heck yeah. I think that's it, dude.

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Yeah, you got EDC coming.

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EDC EDC, yeah, that's tickets are coming. Yeah, they're on their way. My cousin just sent a message in the group saying that the EDC boxes are shipping out. Oh you're excited. Yeah, nice. I think those come from Florida or Texas. From Flot. Someone back that was from somewhere south. Texas. One of the two. I forget where headquarters is.

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Texas would be cool. Yeah. I don't know if I could live there though.

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You know, I I went when we were young, like I was a teenager, I believe. And yeah, it was it was cool. The only thing what I don't like about when I leave Nevada is that like so Sacramento, you don't see any mountains.

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Yeah, no, that's pretty depressing.

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Same with Texas, dude. It's just flat as fuck.

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Yeah.

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I don't, I just it it seems like you're in a simulation, dude. You're just gonna like go in and go in the room.

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Yeah, the map just keeps going. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't like it. I like seeing mountains and shit.

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Feels like being out in the middle of the ocean.

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Yeah, kinda, dude. There's just punkiness, it's empty and it's just you're it's vast.

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Sounds gross. I don't like that.

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You know, the US is big. It's a very big place. I mean, there might be your casual heel here or there, but yeah, it's not like Nevada.

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You know, I really want to travel more inside the country. I remember I was in Lithuania for for some time, and I remember they were asking me how many states I had been to, and it hadn't been a hand maybe a handful of them.

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Yeah, but what they don't understand is fucking Nevada's the size of like you could put 10 Lithuanians in there. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, take over like half of Europe.

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Yeah. Oh, Nevada's huge. Yeah, it's big. I don't know. It's probably not that big. It's definitely huge, but I mean like the United States as a whole is huge. That's what I meant to say. Sorry. It's a vast place, man. Like it takes us four and a half hours to drive across our state. Yeah. That's as big as California. Yeah. Takes us four and a half hours to get to Frisco. Four hours. From here to fucking it takes us longer to get to Utah than it does to get through California.

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Yeah. I can go to the ocean quicker than I can to get to Utah.

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Yeah. See? And that's all barren desert, dude. There's like you got like maybe ten towns that you can stop in.

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See, and that doesn't help either, too, because when you're driving long distance and there's just you look at the same fucking mountain the whole time. And it takes forever to get to like the mountain that you're getting to.

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Yeah, it's it's a trip. We're we're way out in the mountains, dude. It's crazy. Yeah, when you think about it like that. I mean, we're 5,000 feet. Well, it's 4,000, I want to say 4,560 something feet. We're close to five. Close to yeah.

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Yeah. Well, shit, dude, here to Vegas is eight hours.

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Yeah.

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And that's in our state. Yeah. And you're still you drive eight hours south, dude. You're still in the same fucking state. Yeah. I mean, I think what say you drive from London to fucking France? How long does that take? I have no idea. Let's find out.

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We should find out. I want to know the math on that. Now are we gonna switch over to kilometers and or are we gonna just kid?

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We're gonna have to do math.

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I'm dude, I'm excited to see that we got a lot of people in Germany listening.

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I know.

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That's kind of cool. What's up, Frankfurt? How's the sauerkraut? I like sauerkraut. I actually when I was coming home from Lithuania, I got stuck in the Frankfurt airport because my flight was cancelled, so they put us up in the Ritz-Carlton for the night, and I got to have some bratwurst and and some sauerkraut.

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Okay, I found it. So you take a fucking train from London to Paris? Two hours and thirty minutes. That's crazy. Driving is five like six hours.

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Now you should look how long it takes to take a train from here to Truckee. It takes like three hours.

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Does it?

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I want to say so. It's like two hours. It's dude, it's through the mountains and it yeah, it goes through the mountains and it's it's it's a crazy ride, man. You gotta go up through it's the fucking Sierras, dude.

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Yeah, that's like an uphill battle.

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Mount Rose ski resort is at 8,200 feet above sea level, dude. That's crazy.

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That's insane.

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Give me some options.

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A train from here to Truckee is well, Truckee at least. Hour and three minutes.

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That's crazy. It takes us 45 minutes to drive there.

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Yeah. But you got it, like that's what I've done. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

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You know, so I guess the the if it's a direct path, obviously it's gonna take way less, depending on the speed of the train, depending on you know, there's a lot of variables here.

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Yeah, but you know, once they've done that English tunnel, like that.

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I'm sure they just have a way better tr train system.

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I mean Oh, for sure, superior. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't think they enslaved people to build it either.

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No, probably not. I don't know. I don't know the history on their railroad system. Ours is fucked.

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Yeah, ours is watch Hell on Wheels, dude. It'll tell you all about it. Yeah, it's a crazy show.

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Yeah, right. I forgot he was in that.

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Great show.

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But yeah, their their their metro is far superior to ours. Yeah, dude. Because no one would have like, we don't I maybe what from Roseville to Sacramento, they have that little rail system. The Bart, yeah.

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Yeah, that's a good system. Yeah. I used to so when I used to go to San Francisco, I used to stay in Walnut Creek, or if I was going to Oakland, and I would take the Bart from Walnut into the city. Yeah. Way better. Way better. I bet. Safer too.

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What's it called too? I hear's a better way to the boat. Just get out of here with your car and then they'd ship you over.

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Yeah, a little ferry.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't really go to the bay anymore. Ever since COVID. I hear it's awful.

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It's, dude, because I went for what did I go up there to see? Eli Brown. Yeah. And at the Palace Fine Arts. And they were it was, you know, it it is what it is. San Francisco's always been kind of like Really? I used to love that city. I mean, it's cool. Some areas.

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I feel like it used to be a lot cleaner, dude. It was way cleaner. I don't know, man. Really? It's just always been that. I feel like it's way clean. Maybe I've just always been in love with it.

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Maybe, you know. That's stupid. With the rose colored glasses, my phone.

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Idiot, bro.

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I'm such a fucking idiot. I mean, it's well, and the thing too is now that I'm older, I'm kind of like I have to drive through shit. You know, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm not sitting in the back going to the zoo.

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Right.

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I'm paying attention to shit now.

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And it's yeah, and you see all the people doing heroin on the streets.

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Yeah. Do you hate Ashbury? Yeah, if you're not like a fucking millionaire going to go, dude, there's fuck there's shops that sell shirts. Use shirts for like $300.

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That's crazy.

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Fucking crazy. Why?

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Because it's on Hate Ashbury? Yeah. That's so dumb. Do you remember? Well, we don't remember, but that place was like the Mecca, dude. That was like where all the hippies went to free love and like all this shit, dude. Oh, exactly. Now it's all about money.

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Well, so and there's there used to be a bunch of head shops there, too. It's like super cool, decent prices.

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Yeah.

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And some good skate shops too.

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And I got tattooed there.

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Yeah, there's I I what was the corner? It was there's a shop on the corner I went in and checked out.

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I went to mom's tattoo.

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Oh, yeah. I'm not entirely sure what what the name of this place was, but it was just down the street, like a block over from Aniba's.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So it was dude.

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I still need to go there. Really? Are they still open? Are they still a thing? Because I heard they were talking about closing. Oh.

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Okay. No way, dude. That place was hella busy when I went in there.

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Well, and it's historic, dude.

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That place is like the spot. That in the one in uh LA. That one's two stories.

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Yeah, I've I've never been there.

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Yeah, no, Amoeba's is sick. Dude, we went there too. That was like as soon as we got there, I was like, Well, what are we gonna do? I was like, Yeah, we're going to Anibo's. We're gonna hate Ashbury.

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Yeah, you have to go to Amoeba's.

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Because yeah, that's like at the very top, and then you could go down hate or aspair or whatever. Um and uh Yeah, it was it was cool, it was packed, super knowledgeable. I mean, I guess you have to be when you work there.

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Yeah, 100%.

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Or at least, you know, learn the ropes. Right. But yeah, there it was a cool, it was a cool experience always to go there.

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I want to go back, but I don't I don't really care to anymore. I don't know. Maybe I will. I'll give it a try. I'll give it another taste.

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Yeah, I mean, you know, and obviously you're gonna have family there. Yeah. Go take them through fucking Golden Gate Park. Go to the tea garden. There's like, I don't know how many art museums there.

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No, yeah, it's I mean it would be a good place.

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The zoo's always fun. Yeah, it's big too.

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It's been a long time.

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Yeah, we should probably go to zoos before they like outlaw them. Yeah.

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So why should we go then? So you want to keep gonna see a pocket. You wanna you want to keep supporting it?

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That's uh it's cool, but in like you know, in paper, like if you think about it, it's like yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

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Dude, you see those drone footage things of the is that real? I want to know if that's real. The drone footage of like the shutdown museum or the zoo? No, the mer marine parts. Oh, dude. And there's like whales in the fucking entrapment still. There's still whales, like that's what I saw, dude.

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I don't know if that's real or not. Like, a sea roll or something?

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Something like that. I think there's a guy that's like a gorilla journalist that's doing all this and wow finding animals still in enclosures that are these places are shut down.

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Oh, and they're not like taking care of them? Yeah, that's fucking crazy, dude.

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Does it surprise you though?

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No. I mean why can't you just fucking put it in the ocean? Because it depends on us. Well, yeah, because it's dependent on us. You know, that's a lot of animals that are in captivity.

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You can't release right, because they never learned how to hunt.

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Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's well if they were born in captivity, right? But even then, you you know, they're still relying on you to give them food. Like, you know, what if they lost their shit? Like Mojo.

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So, like, would that be I'm gonna get hated for saying this, but would that be a gray area, like to like eat that animal? Like if it I mean it's kind of like eating a farmed pig, right?

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I think you would have to well, I mean, you can't eat all of them.

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Right. I wouldn't say I mean, I don't know. I've this is just me. I gotta look at both sides of things. I got always always inquisitive on things.

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If you could rehome it and let it live out its days. Where? There are animal sanctuaries for whales? Well, a whale now, you're kind of just on that one. You're whaley fucked. I was talking about like zoos and shit.

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No, yeah, I know.

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But as far as a whale goes, I mean where do you put that?

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No guy has a fucking whale parking lot, like a pool and a. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but that's a big tank.

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It is, he has a bigger yacht.

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Yeah, he dude, he just gotta did you see his house in Tahoe?

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No.

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Fuck.

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Bro, we go rob that shit. No, yeah, don't say that.

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I'm just kidding. I don't have ski mask. Yeah. No, that's dude. There's a lot of big names up there, dude. Jack Black.

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Jack Black has a house up there? Incline.

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Oh wow, dude. He was just asking T's rotisserie to work the line because he loves their food so much. He was, dude, he was photographed leaving there after this conversation.

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Wow.

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Yeah. Huh. So Jack Black loves T's mesquite chicken.

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That's crazy. I didn't even know that. I know Jordan has a house up there. I don't know if he still does.

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Dude, there's a lot of gulfing. If you want to hang out with a billionaire, walk around incline.

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Really?

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That's where the dude, that's where the money's at.

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That's where they play, huh?

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Hmm. Yep. That's where they do everything. That's where they live.

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See, that's why we should go open a fucking art gallery up there.

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Yep.

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Comedy shop. Yeah. One of the two, both of them, actually. Yeah. Hand in hand. Art gallery. That's what it's all about now, anyways.

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Dude, yeah. It's like a boutique. Coffee shop, dude. Yeah, dude. We sell coffee, have a fucking quarter pipe in the corner, sell skateboards. I'm skidding. I could go on all day. It'd turn into grandma's attic.

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Yeah.

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That's what we could call it.

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Grandma's attic. And it's us. Where's Grandma?

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Oh, she left for milk a long time ago.

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Just upstairs. We should the what's it called?

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Oh, like Psycho? Psycho, yeah. Just have some fucked up dummy in a rocking chair. Do you want to meet her?

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Just like a button and her like little pink fucking sweat.

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A bunch of socks, fucking pantyhose stuff with socks. Oh, you want to take a picture with grandma?

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Did you watch that series? Debates Hotel?

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No, I don't want to watch anything that has to do with a fucking dude that's in love with his mother like that.

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It was weird to me. That's weird to me. Well, it was like the beginning of it, so it's not.

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I know. I've done I'm only making a mixed use. It's the same reason I don't like Star Wars, dude, because when you travel through space, I don't think stars move like that. Probably not. That's stupid.

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Then again, we'll never find out.

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I don't know, man. Looks pretty dark out there. Did you saw Artemis? Like, did you see any of the footage of them passing the moon? Well, eventually you'd have to pass something, right? Well, that's the thing, is that if you think about this, the sun is the closest star to us. So if you're traveling through space and it takes us that long to get to the sun, I mean, fuck, dude, the stars would hardly move. Like, think about I I don't even know how many light years or it would take us to get to the moon or the sun. Did I say the moon?

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You said sun.

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Okay, cool. Sorry, I was thinking about Artemis, Artemis still. But anyway, like if you're traveling through space and the sun is 30 million light years away, or whatever the fuck it is, I don't even know. That was a crazy guess. But it would take so long to get there. So I feel like all the stars, if that's the closest star to us, they wouldn't be moving very fast. Like they wouldn't move like light speed, you know what I mean?

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Like Yeah, but what does Pluto look like when you're traveling to the sun?

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Like you know, it probably just gets smaller, like dimmer.

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But depending on, you know, where Pluto is at that time.

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Right, if it's even getting sun.

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Because Pluto could be behind you or on the side of you, just depending on how the rotation's going.

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Right, but if the sun's not hitting it, then we're not gonna see it.

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Yeah, but I mean still, like there are some angles where you'll be able to see it. Right. Obviously, the sun's gonna be bigger because we're closer, but how does Pluto look when we're moving? You know what I mean?

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It doesn't. It doesn't move. That's that's what I'm saying. It doesn't move. I think it just gets dimmer. Becomes a smaller speck of light. I think it's just depending on speaking of light. Did you see that video of that guy that made the camera that is faster than the speed of light?

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Oh, dude, there's just like he made one two times faster now. Dude, it's fucking crazy. You see light like fucking movie before and after it turns off, dude. It's crazy. Yeah, you could see things like lighting up before there's light, dude.

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It's crazy, it's wild. Yeah, that was a cool fucking idea for that guy to do that. Yeah, yeah, man. Sauerkraut, dude. Love sauerkraut. Yeah. Back to Germany.

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Germany.

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But yeah, oh, so what I was saying also about that, I got stuck there and I got all that food for free. They gave us all these food vouchers, so I got to eat a bunch of like real authentic Frankfurt Germany brats and sauerkraut. And so I went back to that because you you'd found that information on your phone and I wasn't in the Paris. Yeah, I was still digesting that information. Yeah.

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Yeah. Fucking. I don't I've had sauerkraut. I it's cool.

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Yeah, like fermented foods, like yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, I I dig it. I've been really into chili crunch. Yeah. Oh yeah. Fucking kimchi. Kimchi. Kimchi. Kimchi is cool. I like it nice and hot.

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Yeah. Yeah. I had some ramen last night. I got it extra spicy. It was really good.

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Well, you know, I don't really fuck with my kimchi and ramen. Like I'll I'll I'll indulge sometimes, but no, yeah, I didn't get kimchi.

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I didn't have kimchi, but I was thinking about that and then it turned into that because my ramen was like redder than the devil's dick, dude. It was bright red.

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Now what did you what kind of ramen did you get?

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It was a beef bogogi, and I got it extra spicy.

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It's a bagogi currently. It's like a s yeah.

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Yeah. But it's like a yeah, it's like a it's a pretty tender, like thin pieces of meat, no. Kobe, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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You know, you could buy those at the Asian market by the one I was talking about earlier.

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Really?

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Yeah, dude. They sell like a like containers, like a like a clear to-go box. Yeah. Oh, just a bunch of that shit rolled up.

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Interesting. So good, I bet.

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Yeah. I used it for my ramen.

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Yeah. Yeah. There's uh at Trader Joe's, they have a pretty good beef bulbogie. Really? They have dude, Trader Joe's. That was what I can say about Trader Joe's is that like when they get their food, they source it from the place that it's from. Like it originated. All the food is made from there that's packaged there. Like you can even look at on the packaging, it says it. That's great. So you know that you're getting pretty, I think, close to authentic or true to taste when it comes to like even just getting a frozen meal, you know.

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Yeah. I mean, unless there's like some sort of seasoning on it, but this is just like shaved beef.

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Yeah.

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But it's like kind of sweetened though. Like, don't they like soak it? They marinate it. Maybe they have to, dude. There's no way beef is that fucking sweet and delicious, dude. It makes me want to take a shower.

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I think you would do that, you know, actually, because like the way that they sell it, like, yeah, it's little, just like it's little rolled up pieces of meat. Oh, and it's like a fucking big container of this shit for like 12 bucks.

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Yeah.

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So yeah. Pretty good shit.

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It's like the prosciutto of Asian meat.

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Yeah, pretty much. Damn. Panchetta.

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I want some.

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Gabago.

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Gabagul!

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Capicola.

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Fuck, dude. Gabagool's not even a thing.

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It's Capicola.

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Right, but they call it Gabagul.

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It's probably in Americans, yeah. I don't know if it's not Italians, dude.

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Dude, I don't even think it's a thing. It's fucking stupid.

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Not according to Tony Soprano.

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Well, Tony Soprano was fucking dead. Um sorry, that was not okay. Speaking of celebrity deaths. What? I don't know. It's a joke. Because I said James Gandalfini. Yeah.

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His son, uh uh what the fuck, Ham is uh mentoring him. The guy the fucking James Ham? Or whatever the fuck his name is. The guy from Mad Men? Yeah.

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He's mentoring who? His son? Yeah. Interesting. So he's gonna be an actor?

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Yeah, I mean he's already in that the Soprano spinoff. Where he he played his dad, his dad's character. As a son, as a young kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I never watched it. I never even like I think Saints in New York, I think. I don't even remember how far I got through Sopranos. I never finished it. I like it. I fuck with that show. Yeah? Yeah.

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I tried to rewatch. I dude, I tried to do it here. It was the bad part. Yeah, you don't do that. Titties everywhere. So I can't watch that either.

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It's better than that shit I fucking put on that one day, dude. What an idiot. The hanger, dude. The fuck was that? I wasn't thinking about that. I was I didn't even think about that part.

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Well, that was like the beginning of the shop though. Like it was we were pretty like new. Yeah, dude. Rookie move. What the fuck was it? New here. I don't even know what show it was. Like, dude, it was something, I don't know, Black Mirror or it was something like that.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It was one of those shows. It was on Netflix. Something spooky story. It was like some stories, untold stories, or some shit.

SPEAKER_01

But what people don't realize is that like we'll hear in the shop, they were like a fishbowl. Yeah. Like people walk by all the fucking all day long.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they can see what we're watching.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and they could look in, like they literally we like fish in a fucking tank.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It's fun to stare back.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I like it. I like to make really weird eye contact. Like this, watch. Watch. I'm gonna get this guy right here. Watch.

SPEAKER_01

We uh we had blind onion last night. Yeah? Yeah. How was that? It was really good, but we went to a Sierra Trading Post after. Yeah. And I was like, all right, let me check out some jackets, dude. No two X's. Yeah. I was like, fuck it. I'll try on one. They fucking fit. Hell yeah. I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, alright, let me try another one. And then like, yeah, I was a little snug, but yeah, I was like, alright, cool. So I think by the middle of May, by the time because I'm gonna hit my goal weight by EDC. So I should be down comfortably in a 1X.

SPEAKER_03

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, that'd be sick. Yo, proud of you, dude. You look good.

SPEAKER_01

A lot of hard work. Dude, I shaved, I didn't realize how thin my face looked. Yeah. Dude, I was like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's good, man. I uh I need to get back in the gym. Yeah. I've been skateboarding a lot more. Yeah. Dude, it's yeah. On the days that I go to the skate park, dude, my stomach, you know, when you're like cold to the touch and you're burning hella calories, like you can feel it. Like, and dude, I every time I go to the skate park, it's like that all night until I go to bed, dude. Like just burning, burning. My body's just like trying to fucking recuperate or something, dude. But yeah, the skateboarding's fun, man. It's fucking takes a lot out of you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dude. Sometimes I feel like when I'm in a deficit, the calorie deficit, you don't like it's not that it's tiring or like it's just I don't know how to explain the feeling, but it's just I don't know. It's a weird feeling to be in a deficit.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I need to focus on that. My it's my food that I'm eating mostly.

SPEAKER_01

Portions, dude. You could eat anything you want as long as you you fucking can burn those calories off. Yeah. This guy, I think I forgot where he it was like what university he was from. Yeah, but he was like, Yeah, he ate a bag of Doritos every fucking day. But you have to be able to burn the amount of calories you eat off.

SPEAKER_06

So you could eat as long as you burn that 340 calories, yeah, then you're good. That's not much. You could run some flights of stairs here.

SPEAKER_01

You could stop in the gym. So we when we when we're when we're losing calories, it's when we're doing our everyday life things. Right. I think the average person burns something like 12 to 2,000 calories a day, yeah, you know, depending on you know what they do. And then we're only burning like 10-15% of calories, like our like daily calories in the gym. Yeah. So it's yeah, it's not much. I think it's like something between like two to six hundred calories in the gym or something weird. Like if you're like super working out.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, you're you're only doing like two, three hundred calories on average. Like nothing crazy.

SPEAKER_06

And yeah, I've noticed that too at the gym.

SPEAKER_01

It's usually about but if you're like a boxer or like a like you know UFC fighter, yeah, MMA fighter.

SPEAKER_06

High endurance sports.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're that's when you're fucking burning the shit.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, anything that's making you drip like that, dude. That's when you're shedding, dude. Yeah. And that's dude, that's where I need to go is is back to that. Is just hitting that fucking sweat, keeping it like 130, and just fucking running it and keeping it there.

SPEAKER_01

You know, it's so what I do is I'll do because I'll I have like three days, so I'll like day one's like pool, so all the pool stuff and then push and then uh lakes day three. Yeah. But typically I'll I'll do uh I'll do uh like uh the treadmill after. And it's a little better for you to do the like incline. Incline and like three. And that shit burns more than running.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, just yeah, it was 30% incline. Is that what it was?

SPEAKER_01

It like I do so I don't know what on the on the on the treadmill that I use, it's like I'll either go to 15 or 18. Yeah, 18. Yeah, that's right. And then I'll fucking I'll I'll try to get up to three uh three miles an hour. Oh yeah, and then just you just fucking boom, boom, and you you start sweating your fucking ass off.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, dude, there's and it's crazy too because sometimes I'm like, God damn, because I look at people in the gym, I'm like, God, why am I the only one fucking sweating like this? You know, but you you watch them and they fucking they get on the treadmill and they'll run for like 15 minutes. Right. And it's like, alright, well, I mean, that's good, good, but yeah, you know, yeah, I don't know. I just kick it in the ass every time I'm there.

SPEAKER_06

There was a point when I was in the best shape of my life where I would do two and a half minute, so I'd do it was two minutes of like a pretty brisk walk. It was this thing, it was I don't know if you've seen it, it's like a a motorless treadmill, it's like an arch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do those things are great, self-propelled. Yeah, so I would I would you know warm up for a second, two minutes, and then I would start sprinting. I'd just do a sprint, like fucking three to five minutes sprint, get off, do my first set of everything. Boom, boom, boom, go back to the treadmill, do my sprints, go back, do my reps, go back, do my sprints, and dude, I lost so much fucking weight because I was constantly in that sweat. Yeah, you know, I'd like to look at my thing, I'd give myself like a minute cooldown, and then just boom, go bite right back at it. Yeah, and just dude, that's it. You know, but like I see at the gym, a lot of people just play on their phone, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, dude, all the time. Holy fucking couple, dude, to go. I fucking hate them. Yeah, and they're not doing anything wrong, but I just fucking hate to see it. Like they're in there, they're like fucking like doing like like they're on their first date. Yeah, dude. They're like kissing each other, pecking each other, yeah, like running their finger down a bicep. Holding hands and shit in the gym. That's like, ugh. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's just you the ick. I just like I fucking I'm here to work out, man. I don't want to fucking watch you guys flirt in the gym. God damn it.

SPEAKER_06

Take that twilight shit elsewhere.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, listen to some fucking hard tech now, and I don't want to see this shit in my face.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_06

I don't blame you, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But no, no, it is what it is. I just don't know. Just look the other way.

SPEAKER_06

The gym I go to is good, dude. It's uh it's pretty chill. Everybody's older. Like everybody's probably at least in their 50s and older.

SPEAKER_01

Like your your parents, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, the one that my parents go to. It's a great gym. Everybody's really helpful, friendly.

SPEAKER_01

I so I go to Crunch.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Controversial.

SPEAKER_06

But why is that?

SPEAKER_01

Well, so they were so a couple of because they're like franchised. Yeah. And so a couple fucking crunches in the back east, they're like, if ice comes in, just let them in. Don't interrupt them. Let them do what they do. Damn. Yeah. So straight up just like don't interfere with ice. Let them do whatever they have to do. Don't fucking hide anybody, don't do anything. It's a whole ass memo that they sent their employees.

SPEAKER_05

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

And so it's like, alright, well, you know, at first everyone's like, cancel, and I was like, well, dude, it's circumstance. Like they don't like that's the owner's.

SPEAKER_06

It's not the crunches, yeah. It's not the crunch's mantra.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's not like the whole as a cat franchisees. Yeah, it's the person that owned that franchise.

SPEAKER_06

Right. You know? That makes yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Or it was a few, you know, it's like four or five, I think, back east. In like red states.

SPEAKER_06

Might have even been the same motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe.

SPEAKER_06

But probably why he feels that way. If I had all that kind of money, I'd probably be on Trump's dick too. Yeah. I don't know. I was just kidding.

SPEAKER_01

That's not those are like some of the things that like one of the like best things you can invest in, too. Like as far as like uh opening a business, yeah, it's a gym.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you know. Yeah, and you hope that people fucking get a one-year membership and barely use it so you don't fucking run your equipment down.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, not crunch, dude. Well, dude, it's fucking packed all the time. I was hoping it would die out after New Year's because I started about what the beginning of the year.

SPEAKER_03

Stays pretty busy, huh?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It it stays like so sparks. I don't go to that one anymore. The only reason I go there is to meet my coach.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

The my trainer.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And that's like 30 minutes, and I'm fucking him out. And he's like, You're not gonna do like treadmill or anything? I'm like, nah, dude, I'll do that shit in the morning.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I'll go fuck at four in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even want any part of that.

SPEAKER_01

No, I hate that one. So I go to Reno by Middlewood Mall.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That one, dude, it's people are there to fucking work out. They're not there to fuck off on their phone. Although that couple's there. Other than that, but they're not even in the way. The couple, they do what they do, they do their sets, they just engage in between. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude, everyone's about to go. Yeah, so exactly what they're doing, dude. Just cupcaking through the chin.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I call it, man. Just cupcaking, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I just like and again, it's just stupid testosterone running through my body. Yeah, you're all pumped up. Yeah, you're like, get out of the way. Yeah, yeah. No, I didn't even do that either. Using that, dude. I just look away. I was just thinking, I don't fuck do they do what they do.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I bet you like you're not you don't even realize it, but you're just all pumped up and you're like, oh, scoffing and shit. Yeah. He's got his headphones on, just like listen to his deep trinks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he's fucking gay shit going on with that stupid cupcaking couple.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. They're not hurting anybody. I know. But just your feelings. Yeah. When you're at the gym hyped up, dude, it's you don't want to see that shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you want to rip the heads off of teddy bears. You don't want to watch people be teddy bears.

SPEAKER_01

And well, see, and that's the thing, too. So I'll take like protein. So because I I like raw, that line. Yeah. Uh nutrients.

SPEAKER_06

Raw protein, you're just taking bites out of cattle.

SPEAKER_01

No, right? No, the the brand itself is raw.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I do their protein, their creatine. What's the B BAA?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, B C A.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Those are good.

SPEAKER_01

And then what is it? Their glycol? Glycel? Glycos or something. And it's just it just adds it introduces water to the muscle. That's all that's too.

SPEAKER_06

Makes them get all swollen.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Nice.

SPEAKER_01

So, yeah, that's I like it, dude. I'll take that before uh the gym. And then I'll take the the BCA and the creatine after.

SPEAKER_06

Hell yeah. Yeah. My dad used to give me this stuff. I don't remember what it was. It was like Evogen something, but it was this shit that literally made your muscles like swell. Like it was like, yeah, it was like pumping oxygen to them or something, dude. It was weird. And I remember like you'd sit there and you'd do curls with them or whatever, like with that stuff coursing through your body, and like you'd feel your muscles just fucking ah, dude, you felt like the Hulk, dude. It sucked because you felt like you were just a jerk. Like I literally felt like I was walking around like some tough guy, dude. And like I wasn't, but my body felt like that. Like I felt like I was ready to run through a wall like the Kool-Aid man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I don't see that's I don't really get that from the any of the things I take, but I will feel like soft, like you'll feel the pump, but it you can feel the muscle breaking down when you're fucking pulling the fucking preacher curl. Yeah, dude. You feel that shit tearing and like build back up. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_06

It's like going right to it, dude. It's fucking crazy. It's just like you can feel the difference. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

And I don't fuck with uh pre-workout.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

If you don't need it, don't take it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I don't like that stuff either.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dude, because then you're all fucking wired and shit. Itchy? Yeah. Well, see, that's too much. Yeah. Yeah, if you're itchy, you're not supposed to drink through. Yeah, you just I just cut it down to half, dude, and see what that does. Yeah. But nah, dude, if you don't, if you if you could go to the gym and get through your workout, why even take it?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, yeah, you could probably get more out of your workout with it, but I mean fuck it, dude. Like, do you need to be that much of a rush to get that, you know, whatever you're trying to get?

SPEAKER_06

Some people are, man. A lot of people want the fucking quick road, man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That's why those scammers are fucking that's why all these scammers are so successful, dude. Yeah. Because everybody wants quick, easy money. Quick, easy fucking everything. Yeah. DoorDash, dude. Perfect example. Give it to me now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It would in the beginning it was a good idea, but now that like everyone uses fucking door, dude. I've been because I all I don't use DoorDash anymore. I even canceled my subscription.

SPEAKER_06

Did you?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't pay a month. Yeah. So if we go to like and it's rare that we go like half-ass food, I'll be there, dude. And there's like fucking 10 DoorDashers. Yep. And it's like, dude, and then it takes forever for them to make their fucking order. Who knows? They probably have like a family of 10 that they're picking up for.

SPEAKER_06

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

And so you're stuck there for like another 30 minutes waiting for your food.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

So and it's you know, it's kind of fucking everything up. That's why it takes so long for people to get their food. Because everyone's doing it.

SPEAKER_06

Yep. On the other hand, when you go up to Incline, or as I like to call it, Income Village, you on a Sunday are fucked. You want food, dude? You better, yeah. So most places seem closed, won't answer their phone, or there's a line to the highway, bro. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. Yeah. Well it's a super small town.

SPEAKER_06

It's yeah, it's pretty small.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, how many restaurants are actually in that burger?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. I don't know. I I honestly probably not. Or not even that. No, bro. Maybe six? Holy shit. Maybe seven. Really? There probably some gems somewhere. Maybe ten. I don't know. There's some like fancy side. I'll say twenty to be fair. But there's I mean, and there they just ripped out one of them that now they're gonna turn into a nobu. Really? Yeah, and everybody's all pissed off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I bet. But see, that's somewhere where like something like Thomas Keller should capitalize on that dude.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_01

Thomas Keller owns the French restaurant in Napa. Oh yeah. And that's a Michelin Star restaurant. Right. He's like fucking up there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so that's what they need to be doing instead of like they they took out the it was called the Lone Eagle. Okay. Yeah, it was a pretty pretty well-known spot up there. It was right on the lake. I think owned by the Marriott that's up there. Is that a Marriott?

SPEAKER_01

I'm not sure. I don't go up there to that much to know anything.

SPEAKER_06

I'd try to retain all this stuff. No, the Hyatt. It's the Hyatt. I'm sorry. The Hyatt.

SPEAKER_01

They have fucking places everywhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

The Hyatt up there is supposed to be really nice and fancy.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, the one in because I'm gonna book book a Hyatt down in Long Beach for Dream State. Yeah. And it looks cool. Yeah, that's where we're still. Right off the ocean.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Dude, I love Long Beach. I'm excited to go back.

SPEAKER_01

I dude, I don't I have I don't think I've been there. Or you know, if I have, it's been fucking since I was a kid.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I try to stay out of Southern California.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I just try to stay out of California.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I don't really care for it.

SPEAKER_01

I like I like Northern California.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm cool with that. But South, yeah, it gets too crowded. It's fucked.

SPEAKER_06

It does definitely get way crowded. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That whole like Santa Barbara carpenteria play, like that whole area is beautiful. Yeah. Very spendy though.

SPEAKER_01

San Jose is the lowest I'll go.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Fresno count. Fresno sucked.

SPEAKER_06

Dude, Fresno and Bakersfield are the worst. Bakersfield's awful.

SPEAKER_01

It's and it's not, it's it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_06

It's just there's some spots that are pretty fucking bad, dude. I remember I was doing a tattoo convention down there, and we were we were looking for the the convention hall that we were doing it as actually ended up being at a fairground. Anyway, we're driving around town trying to find this fucking place. And dude, there's like every single house had heaps and heaps of trash in front of it. Like heaps of it. It was crazy. Were the garbage men on strike? Possibly. I don't know. I didn't look into it. This was probably 2013.

SPEAKER_01

It might, yeah, they could have been on strike. Whatever company was down there could be on strike.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. But I dude, I remember just driving around, like looking at it, and I was like, dude, fuck it. What the fuck is happening, dude? They should have just lit it all on fire. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, have you seen the like incinerator they have in like Singapore? So it looks like a fucking huge silo.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And they burn all their trash.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But to see, it's so goddamn long that there's so many filters. The fucking air comes out better than our air. Like, yeah. So that's how they deal with that.

SPEAKER_06

They need to do that everywhere, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, or something.

SPEAKER_06

They need to filter all that shit. They filter everything. Fucking data centers and all the water.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, there we're getting like the biggest fucking data center here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That I don't think should happen.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_01

At all.

SPEAKER_06

No. They're gonna fucking take water from the truck, you dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Just watch. We'll have the water for that shit, dude. We're desert.

SPEAKER_06

It's not gonna be good, man. And a lot of the companies that they're gonna be using to build it and all that shit are not from here.

SPEAKER_01

Dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. No local. No local fucking.

SPEAKER_01

And then I I get it though, but why do you get it?

SPEAKER_06

You can hire locals for cheaper.

SPEAKER_01

Our streets have been fucked for 20 years.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but we're not talking infrastructure like that. We're talking a building. Like I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

Hire local. Fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, honestly, uh hot take, but we can do a little better. I believe.

SPEAKER_06

As a state? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Like you said, our roads are fucked.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, I think we're like, we're definitely in the top ten fucking worst roads in America.

SPEAKER_06

We have to be. Worst roads in America? I would say that we are 43rd. Worse? No way. 47. 43rd, dude. I'm gonna stick to my guns on that. 43.

unknown

Come on. Come on.

SPEAKER_06

Give me 43. Give me 43. No? I don't know, but I think that they're so what do you mean by the roads? Are you talking like the actual surface of the roads? Or do you mean the infrastructure of how the streets all run?

SPEAKER_01

The grid. The quality of the roads. Like there's fucking potholes everywhere.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but that's because of the fucking rain and the storm like that. You gotta be careful with that. All the snow and all you know, they freeze and then they expand and all that shit. It's a big headache. Like, think about that. Could you imagine having to fucking deal with a storm and then go through town and fix all the potholes, dude? What a fucking headache. It is someone's headache, though.

SPEAKER_01

34th.

SPEAKER_06

34th. Dude, I had it backwards.

SPEAKER_01

There's no, I don't believe that, dude. They're saying California fucking is three. Third best? Third worst. Third worst. They are fucking 100% better than our fucking. Are they though? I mean Northern California.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, dude, some of those fucking highways are fucked.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, our parking lot here sucks dick.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, because the GSR.

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Yeah. Hello.

SPEAKER_04

Hello. I'm one of the few that are coming.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Yeah. We're waiting on the Yeah, we're just waiting on the autoclave to stop and we're ready for you. Okay, cool. Yeah, sorry, come on.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they were they went and did the uh escape room or whatever, so they should be.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, about fifteen minutes it should be tip top. Yeah. Reno Road, I swear to God, dude, we're we're a lot worse than most people think.

SPEAKER_06

34th's not that bad.

SPEAKER_01

California roads, I think, are better than Nevada roads. At least northern Nevada. Vegas has some nice stuff going on down there.

SPEAKER_06

I I do like how many lanes that they use in California. Oh yeah. That's nice.

SPEAKER_01

That dude, that uh the carpal lane? Yeah. Yeah, dude. We need that, but people wouldn't know how to use it.

SPEAKER_06

So well, yeah, they would now. There's mostly Californians here, dude.

unknown

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_06

They'd be like, oh finally, it's it feels like home.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking Well, so the problem is, dude, everyone's in the goddamn like no one gets over and no one lets you in.

SPEAKER_06

Right. Or no one travels in the middle lane.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. The travel lane?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It's the travel lane.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Can't get in, can't get out, can't pass, can't do nothing. No, you're just people are all over the idiots.

SPEAKER_01

No one knows to merge or how to merge. No one lets anyone in or out. Dude. And there's a fucking on-ramp and off ramp every 10 feet.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah. I drive like a grandma, dude.

SPEAKER_01

You? Yeah. You're the problem, Jason.

SPEAKER_06

I just, you know what? I'm not in a hurry, dude. I'm not in any big hurry. I just want to get home. I want to see my family and pet my dogs and my cats.

SPEAKER_01

And see, that's that's traveling vibes, dude.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That's what I do. I sit right there and I'll usually go about 66. Yeah. That's a cool number. I don't know. Yeah. Let's try to stay out of everybody's way. Get home safely.

SPEAKER_01

Very true. But yeah. Too fast. That's the problem, man. There's no slow lane. There's no fast lane. The exiting lane. Goddamn passing lane. Yeah. And then the middle is the travel.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. You gotta travel, dude.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I think people just aren't prepared here either, though. Like a lot of people go from the fast lane all the way over to the exit. But they'll they'll get on at Moana. And they'll have to get off at Plum. But they'll go all the way to the fucking fast lane. And come over all the way back over to exit. And that's like a what quarter mile?

SPEAKER_01

Dude. It's you know, and that's understandable. That's then just stay in the goddamn exit lane.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. You don't even have to get over.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Because a lot of them are the same lane.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. That's like when I'm coming from Costco to get over here. It's literally you're you're up and down.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's like plane ride from here to the room.

SPEAKER_06

You can even take Villanova.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And it's probably the same thing. That's kind of you probably take yeah, you take a couple lights. Yeah, you take it. Take a couple lights on the chin. Yeah. Oh, that's right, because there's that airport plaza and all that.

SPEAKER_01

You got all that shit right there that you gotta mind. Yeah. And then you gotta turn this way unless you want to go through the fucking. And even there's a light. Through the old RB side.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. That's right. Dude, there's a new full belly deli by my house. No shit. That's opening. Damn. I'm so fucked. I haven't had full belly in a long time. I know, dude. I want a Durka Durka, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Durka Durka does sound good.

SPEAKER_06

We can't though.

SPEAKER_01

What's that a pastrami?

SPEAKER_06

We can't. What? The Durka Durka? Yeah. I don't remember. I think there's hot pastrami. It's hot pastrami chicken, and isn't there like a kind of sauce do they put on it?

SPEAKER_01

It's a dirka. I don't know what it's called.

SPEAKER_06

Durka Durka.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you get that on a jalapeno.

SPEAKER_06

Yep. But yeah. Jalapeno cheese bread. Yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think we should call it.

SPEAKER_06

I think we're gonna wrap it up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Thanks for listening to us. See ya. Bye-bye.