Pickled hotdogs...

We ask the age old question...

Would you eat pickled hot dogs? And if so, would you cook them then pickle them or cook them then pickle them. Or all the above?

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Transcript

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Hey, how's it going?

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Good, how are you, man? Yeah. Yeah. Take two. Take two, yeah, that sucks. Second team All American, dude. Yeah.

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Yeah, we just tried to record earlier and the fucking power went out on it.

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Something fucking went wrong.

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Yeah, my screen just went blank. Technical difficulties. Yeah. You know, it's made by a man. It's supposed to have its issues. Yeah, but we were talking about how we we jumped up in our ranking, I guess. Yeah.

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Again, I probably went to 26 or so.

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Yeah, we went to 28 to 26 on the I think Nevada podcasts. Nevada podcast podcast. It's just a bunch of Nevada podcasts, and we're we're 26 now. Okay. Rather than 28. Yeah.

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There's only 28 of us.

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No, I there's like a hundred, I think. Is there? Well, we're there it they're only counting a hundred. There's probably more. Okay. But yeah, out of a hundred, I think. Yeah. Thanks, guys. Pretty high up there.

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Hey. Thanks. If you could see me right now, you'd see that I'm giving you two thumbs up. Like Syscill and Ebert.

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No, he's not.

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Now I am.

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Now he is.

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Dude, you can't do that to me. That's fucked up.

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Dude, the people deserve not to be lied to.

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You're right. You're right. You deserve the truth. My thumbs were in my butt.

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80 best about a podcast to listen to in 2026, and we're number 28. 26, I'm sorry.

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26. Hell yeah.

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We were 28. We're 26 now.

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That's dope.

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Yeah.

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Congratulations, Chris.

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Yeah.

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That's tight.

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A lot of not hard work.

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A lot of not hard work. Uh, we've kind of let you guys down a little bit, I think. I think we we could definitely pick it up a little bit.

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Yeah, we could record a little more, but you know, work.

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Yeah. We gotta be here. You know, it is what it is. I don't know what I was trying to say with that.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Yeah.

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But holy smokes. Power went out. Oh, yeah. The power went out here in the on the computer. Like, not the computer thing that we were just talking about, but actually while we were tattooing in the resort. Yeah, in the resort, the power went out. I didn't know we weren't affected by it. Um, went out, saw a client of mine that works secured, and she's like, How was that? What are you talking about? Yeah. Oh, power was out. People were stuck in the elevators and all sorts of things.

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That's crazy, dude. Yeah.

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Um, yeah, we were fine.

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Yeah, we don't. I'm pretty sure it kicked back on pretty quick. They need to have generators here, dude. There's no way in hell.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Yeah, but we don't, I mean, we didn't even get a flicker.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Yeah, I mean, I guess you know they have everything, you know, broken off into sections and stuff. I'm pretty sure we do. And there's a lot of construction going on here, dude. For all we know, they hit a fucking line outside.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

True that. True that. It's a little dim out there.

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Yeah, those lights that uh light up like kind of the roof. Yeah. Not really lit, but yeah, maybe something surged or I don't know.

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Who knows? EMPs hold your breath. That's what they say you're supposed to do. Did you know that?

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During an EMP?

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During an EMP? Yeah. I don't know why. I didn't read that far into the show.

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I could hear from explosions, you're supposed to uh cover your ears and open your mouth. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And wish no one does. And what? And hope no one puts anything in there, but no, that's because it'll rupture it will rupture your eardrums if your mouth's closed or some shit. So you're supposed to cover and open your mouth slightly. Oh wow. Yeah. Probably downward.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Downward what?

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Like you're supposed to blow yourself.

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Oh dang. Yeah, that was cool.

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No.

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Alright.

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But yeah, that's what they say. I think it could help with not rupturing your eardrums, allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

I've never really been around huge concuss events like that. Or I don't even know how to how would I say that. Like huge concussion moments. With explosions.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

I blew up uh fucking uh what do you call the the barbecue starter?

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Oh really? Yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

The little liquid. There wasn't a whole lot in there. It was literally just like you know the the regular size, you know, starter, uh charcoal starter. It was probably like a few drops, but as we all know, that's not what lights, it's the fumes. The fumes the gas. That's why we call it gas, assholes. No, no, um, I I accidentally caught the tip of the fucking starter, like the cap. Yeah, and I was like doing this to put it out, and I was like, and I was like, fuck. So I threw it and it swole up and boom! Hell yeah, it was hella loud, dude, dude. I was like, I had to get the fuck out of there. Fucking ran to the front because I was in the back and I took off around and to get to the front, and I'm like acting stupid, like, what was that?

SPEAKER_03 5:42

Oh my god, you guys hear that?

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Dude, I was a fucking pyro when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Yeah?

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Yeah. Me too. I love playing with fire.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

I did too, man. You know, did you ever have to go to the fire department? No. Oh, dude. I never got caught. I got a story. Yeah. Yeah. So there was this babysitter that I had. Her name was June. She used to fucking wait for my dad in lingerie. Yeah, bro. It was wild. Like, and she was like this, like back then I was I was probably I was in kindergarten a little bit early, you know, it was pretty early. My dad, so my dad was a strapping young man. She was probably 60s back then. Maybe yeah, yeah, yeah. She was maybe like late 50s, but heavy set. Back at Sun Valley. This lady was like smoking cigarettes in the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she had like the like the straw fence around her around her house. Like, yeah. And anyway. Couldn't stand this lady, dude. She sucked.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Was this by Virginia Palmer?

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I don't remember.

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Uh-huh.

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I don't I don't know. I couldn't have to be a little bit more. Yeah. She had a pool and stuff like that. She had a grandson named Aaron.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay, I might be saying too much. I don't know. This bitch is probably super dead.

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Yeah.

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Um, but anyway, uh I was flicking matches in her house. Yeah. And I got her curtain, dude. It's just like dude, it went up. Fast.

SPEAKER_05 7:19

Yeah, it's those little flimsy curtains. Fast, bro. Like lace. Dude, I've never been so scared in my life, dude. And we were all, dude. Oh my god. I remember having to go down to the fire department and look at pictures of jarred kids, dude. Holy shit. Awful. Dude, they fucking try. I'm crying right now. You never forget the 90s.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

The 90s and the 2000s. Fucking wild, dude. Yeah. Did they show you the bus that where that kid fucking put his hand out the bus and it fucking got taken off?

SPEAKER_03 7:59

They showed me every. Yeah. They showed me everything to try to scare this shit out of me. Yeah. Holy dude. Like, scared straight was like normal for us.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

Like, yeah.

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Oh man. But yeah, dude, I'll never forget them sitting there like showing me these pictures of these kids. They just looked like that's like a chart. Oh, dude, it was so bad. Looked like that guy on Blade. Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

I just I stopped using matches that day. Um for a little lighter.

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For a while.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

A little more contained. Well, it was a little more contained. You know, you're flicking a match. Jesus is a little stupid.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Dude, we used to do that at the bar. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Just fucking Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, and then you start doing um. Remember the like the spark wars, like the Star Wars light, like you flick sparks at each other with the lighters? Did you ever do that? Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Um dude, I remember as a kid we used to kiss like my neighbor. So when we first moved to this house, our neighbors, they were like pieces of shit, like shirt up hillbilly, like yeah, like banjo. Like fucking hillbilly inbred, like they were fucking racist as shit. And so we didn't really like them. So when they moved out, they had the bright idea of fucking getting a cat and fucking digging, you know, or an excavator and digging holes, and they dumped all their fucking.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

I thought you meant a pet.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

No, like an escavator. Yeah. And they they dug a big ass hole and threw all their fucking garbage in the hole. No way. And so in doing so, what it did was there was like an unlimited of dirt clots.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

Yeah.

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You know, so fucking when my new neighbors fucking moved in, Cody and Ryan fucking still hella cool with those guys till this day. We would have dirt clot wars. We'd just be in the back, fucking chugging with and they cause because they buried so much shit that like there was mounts. Like, you know, there was like, you know, we could duck under fucking chuck all this shit. Every now and again you'd get a rock. But it wasn't that bad. I think I think we got Cody in the head with a rock.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

Yeah.

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But yeah, pretty gnarly. Dude, that's fun.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

That's funny.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Dude, me, me and those guys, and our fucking cousin Anthony, dude, we were always up to some shit, dude. Um yeah. Wild times. Dude.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

Speaking of man. So I remember there was this time I was probably like 10, maybe 11. Yeah. And uh lived in the back of uh stead in the military homes. And uh I remember there was this kid Bubba. Never never have a friend named Bubba. It's never a good idea.

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Uh-huh.

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Anyway, we were having rock fight. Naturally, as kids do. And uh we're they were not big rocks, like they were, you know, if if they hit you, it wasn't bad. I mean, sucked. It was kind of like a BB gun, you know. They were like I would say as no no bigger than your the width of your thumb, right? You gotta be respectful. And so we started kind of stretching it out and getting further apart. And he was up on this hill. And I'll never forget when I look at this rock that's coming towards me, and it's like the size of a baseball right in the face, dude. I was down, I was fucked dude. I was fucked up, and I remember just wailing, dude. Yeah, throwing rocks is fucking fucked up, dude. Yeah, that's dangerous, dude. Like kids, kids throw rocks a lot. Like, and think about nowadays, like I see those stories like people throwing up cars on the highways and shit like that. Yeah, dude. That's why they're killing people, yeah. Like rocks off of bridges and shit. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 11:51

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

Who's dropping like why what the fuck? Yeah. Dropping boulders off of a rock into a highway is crazy. Yeah. I don't understand that. I understand throwing a fucking I don't know. I think the baseball size one was a little much. Yeah. Maybe it might have not been as quite as big as a baseball, but it felt like it was.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Yeah. It was to say, you recollect these things as kids. Yeah. Things over exaggerated in our heads.

SPEAKER_03 12:19

Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah, I know. It didn't knock me out though. Didn't knock me out.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

I'm a fucking pretty hard-headed idiot. You know, it's pretty funny. So like some of my neighbors, not the not the cool ones, but the first ones. Yeah. Like the racist ones. Yeah, yeah. I remember one time because there was like a there was like a little fence, right? Just probably about the size of right here to your to uh to probably about your stomach or your chest. Yeah. You know, probably a little lower. Probably to your stomach. And uh and then it got bigger as they went towards the backyard. Okay. But the front yards, they were like level.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

Yeah.

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And uh my dad pulled in and he parked by the fence, and there was a tree on their side of the fence, and he was like climbing the tree, right? Yeah, and uh it's funny too. My dad's like, hey, you should be careful, you don't want to fall. Yeah, and uh he's like, No, I got a safety rope, but the fucking rope was touching the floor. Uh-oh. That's how fucking long it was. And it's like, no, but like you get that if you fall, you're gonna hit the fucking floor still. Right. Like the rope is on the floor, like there's too much slack. Yeah, but yeah, it was just funny to like, damn, dude, this kid, like that's how fucking like inbred they were. People are just stuck on stupid things.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

And I feel like it's only getting worse. Yeah, it's getting worse, man. It's bad. Yeah, and dude, don't get me started on people driving on their phone, dude. Yesterday when I was coming home with Theo from the clinic, there was a fucking guy that literally was holding his phone right in front of his steering wheel, staring down at his phone, and I could see the movie.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Yeah, he was watching Holy shit, he was watching a movie.

SPEAKER_03 13:55

He was watching something like it was a show or something, dude, and he was dude, and I'm honking at him, trying to get his attention for like a whole red light. Yeah, not a fucking glance over. That's a fucking problem. Yeah, and then when the light turned green, he didn't even look up, dude. I mean, he did a little bit, and then he kept looking at his phone, and he was like, You could you know, you know when someone's on their phone, yeah, you can see it from a mile away. But god damn, does that bother me so much, dude? They say that using your cell phone while driving is the equivalent of four beers. She isn't that insane.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

Lightweights.

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That's insane.

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Yeah, it's a little crazy, dude. I mean, yeah, I that's I that's why I like the new stereo that I put in my car. Like everything's touchless.

SPEAKER_03 14:46

Yeah, you could just stare at your dash.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Yeah, not even like joking. Yeah, just stare out the wind, dude. It'll tell me when I have a message, it'll read it to me. Yeah, if I need to, I could just hit a button and it'll fucking come up. Like, what do you want?

SPEAKER_03 14:58

See, and that's I liked that about my car with my old phone, but I got the new iPhone and now my car play for my Ford doesn't work very well. No. At all. Huh? It's all fucked up. So I have to do it Bluetooth, which sucks, you know?

SPEAKER_02 15:15

I have both options.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

See, I did, yeah, but now I have to do Bluetooth because the cord that because it's a USB to USB-C- And it's not a strong enough connection, it's a weak connection.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Like you know how it'll tell you if it's like a a low-charging or it's not a uh yeah, it's just it's it's just a charger knot. It doesn't share data.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Right. Yeah. Not enough of it. Yeah. It doesn't pass enough information. But yeah, so I just I don't know, I'm kind of over it. But I ended up ordering one of those things that you see on the internet that's like a USB Bluetooth thing, yeah. CarPlay, but it it does actually play Netflix and shit on my dash.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

Mine does too. Does it? Yeah, I dude. I have I have YouTube, I have all of it. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

This is supposed to do that too.

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So what it is, it's it's so it's like partitioned. So I do have Android and I do have CarPlay.

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Nice.

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So I could go between both of them. That's sick.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Um, yeah, dude, as soon as I turn on my car, like fucking Netflix is already there. Yeah. But then CarPlay will kick on and then it'll it'll just go to CarPlay. Hell yeah. Like Apple.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Yeah, I'm sick. I'm I'm stoked on that, sorry. That's sick. That's what I meant to say. So I hit my pen. I'm a little high.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

Did you? Yeah. Alright. Alright. I didn't even notice.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

I'm sly like that, dude. I'm like a I'm like a bug in a rug right now, dude.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Yeah. No, um, yeah, I like the new stereo I got aftermarket. Yeah, I saw it. It's nice.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

It's a nice screen, top touch screen. Um speaking of cars, I sold my comet. I had that 65 comet. Yeah. I sold it. Sick. Yeah, they came and picked it up yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Uh that was wild, dude.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

Yeah, it was tough on them. My wife sent me a video of them using a truck bumper to bumper with this classic car with original chrome, original paint. They're fucking bumper to bumper with this car pushing it up the trailer.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

Yeah, they're using their their car like. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

I can't I mean it's not mine anymore. Alright, man, fuck. I mean, it's a project car. It's hard to watch. Yeah. That's hard to watch. Yeah. You know, you hope it it goes to somebody that really gives a fuck and like is gonna like really give it the life that it deserves. Yeah. And then you see that and you're like, that car is fucked.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Yeah. I think they'll do it, dude. I mean, people so the people that do something like that either A just stupid, or B have the knowledge and capability of fixing it.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Right, and yeah. Yeah, dude, I don't know. Just I guess their winch was like smoking and shit and like burned out, and then like, yeah, they did the truck, they tried to push it and then they did the truck.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Like, that's what those winches are for. Right.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

Like it's a pretty heavy car. It's a 65 uh mercury four-door.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

I mean, over a V8, but oh yeah.

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You need a two-ton winch for it. Yeah, otherwise you're gonna burn it out.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Yeah, well, what the fuck are they hauling that doesn't have a fucking two ton, like come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

No idea.

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And it was a flatbed, right? Four towing cars.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

And it was also tilted. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Oh yeah, dude. I think it was just going out then. I think they're just it enjoy your car. I think it was the winch was just going out. That's all I gotta say, yeah. It is what it is. But like to hear that, I was like a little perturbed. Yeah. I saw the video. Yeah, it was crazy. Dude, and the fucking bang! Oh, dude, the guy's bumper on his ram. Yeah. Something fucked up. Well, it was a ram, so. Yeah. Against a mercury, bro. Yeah. It ain't going nowhere. That thing is fucking all steel, baby. Same shit. Yeah. I thought I was gonna have a bigger problem with it.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

Getting rid of it?

SPEAKER_03 19:15

Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually pretty relieved. My wife has been talking to me about it for a long time, getting rid of it, and I finally just she was pulling up the other day and I was taking pictures of it. Mm-hmm. And she's like, What are you doing? I was like, Oh, I'm posting it. And I mean, dude, I think I got a lot of attention. So Yeah. It wasn't hard. I had a clean title with just my name on it. Yeah. You know, and 40,000 miles on it. 65, bro? Come on. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

It's good. Oh yeah. Could have got more.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

Yeah, but you know what? It's just money.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

Yeah.

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And and to just get that headache out of my way was kind of nice. It was more valuable than the money. You know what I mean? Like, so. I don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna probably pay for Emerson's um Woodward with it.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Nice. Yeah. I uh I've been thinking about getting a Thunderbird. That would be sick. Yeah. Oh yeah. The old 60s. Yep. Keep it somewhere with there. I like that like kind of flat uh trunk and then it has that like kind of it kind of does this, it goes flat, dips, and then flattens again.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Yeah it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's got that pretty sleek shape too. It's all straight lined and yeah, yeah, everything's pretty sh pretty cool about it.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

That would be sick here.

SPEAKER_03 20:38

What year is it? 66, maybe. You know, I think that this just like gives me more room for the car that was meant for me to have.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

Yeah, 66. Yeah, that's that's just around that time. They're they're all about the same. I mean they they change every five years or so.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

Yeah, that's a sick car, dude. Dude, it's an American personal luxury car, dude. Final model, too. Of the fourth generation. Known for its distinctive jet era styling and powerful V8 engine.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

Can you find that?

SPEAKER_03 21:20

Yeah, she's a butte.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Yeah, I like them because I I used to see them all the time. Um there's dude, they're they're they they they're sitting around. Yeah, you know, not that specific year, but around it. Right. You know, 60s, yeah, mid-60s and late 60s. I see quite a bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Yeah, I think like my brain told me like it's okay that this car is gone because you can get one that actually runs that you're not gonna have to put a bunch of time into eventually. Are there any of those for sale here locally?

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Yeah, I guarantee you there's a Thunderbird for sale right now. Let's see here.

SPEAKER_03 21:58

You ever go to the Thunderbird Lodge or the Thunderbird Inn over there in Sparks?

SPEAKER_02 22:02

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

It's a pretty cool little spot. It was like a little timeshare place. Oh, okay. Yeah, I used to I used to play uh table tennis over there quite a bit. Actually once.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

But it was the whole week. There's a 65, a 64, a 65. That's tight. 65, 64.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

How much are they going for?

SPEAKER_02 22:24

10,000, 30,000, 9,000, 33,000.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

So the ones that are probably show ready are all obviously. Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Yeah. A little paint, a little paint needs to happen, but oh yeah, dude, that's cool. Yeah, I'd be down to buy that.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah, dude, that dude. Looks like you just need those two door panels and the interiors done. Or just one, actually.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

I think that would be fucking cool.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

It'd be a sweet car to have.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Mighty Max would probably love that.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Yeah. Um. It's either that or get a Celine. Get a S uh 14, maybe? Yeah. 15. One of the two. I don't like the 13s. No. Not like the elder ones.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

I don't know. I don't know much about those.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

I wouldn't mind getting another van.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Another van?

SPEAKER_03 23:29

I dude, I had a Honda Odyssey.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

Fucking loved that thing.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

I hear they fuck.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Dude, they slap, dude. Yeah. They hella fuck. They fuck all day, dude. Just like the playlist.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

Um, yeah, I I miss that car. And you know what? I totally bagged my wife in a minivan. Oh she. That she likes me. That must be cute. Yeah. I don't know how a woman in her right mind goes with a dude with three kids recently divorced with a minivan. Bless her heart. Bless her heart? No. You're a fucking saint.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

Yeah. I couldn't say the same for me.

SPEAKER_03 24:15

You don't like minivans?

SPEAKER_02 24:16

No. No? No.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

They're pretty cool. You know, you've never been in a cool minivan?

SPEAKER_02 24:21

Not really. What about old shitty Astro van? Fucking dude. So those are cool. Like older vans. Okay. Older van, yeah. My girlfriend has an Astro van. Oh that's what I was doing. See? Older vans. See you later.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

Older vans, you know, like a panel van. Like an old Dodge. Yeah, like a dude. Hell yeah. And get a wizard painted on the side of it. Yeah, exactly. But a bubble window? Yeah, I don't really like the newer vans. I don't really fuck with them.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

I have a buddy that's selling an older van.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

Oh yeah. Huh. It's pretty sick. Windowless? Yep. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. I would say it wouldn't go, it wouldn't be like my go-to car. Right. But I can appreciate them. Yeah. Like the older vans. No, I feel you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Um. Yeah, they and especially they have that big clunky ass thing in between the driver and the copilot.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:16

You know what I'm talking about? Always the big transmission area. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

See ya.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

It's just a lot. Those are those would be like the flat nose. Like there's no it would just be straight. Like the windshield. Those are dope. You fucking open right here and you could see your fucking motor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

You can see the ground.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

It's fucking wild, dude.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

That's how you throw the beer down there and fucking D UI.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Fucking throw it down the hatch, man. Fucking woo! Fucking USA, bitch. Right? Fucking cool as life. Natty ice? Will we do natty ice? What would we do? What would you drink? What would we do? Not bad? Cheers, yeah. Yeah, fucking natty ice, dude. Fucking beer all over the window.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

You can't even see anymore.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

Or the or the Shenpagana beers.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Fuck yeah, dude. I I could see that that past for us.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

A silver bullet, probably.

SPEAKER_03 26:06

That'd be cool, dude. I'm telling you. But it would be we would only drink ones that didn't have the mountains that changed colors because we were too cool. Yeah. That would be cool. I like that for us. Would I wear like a what can I wear like a poncho blanket?

SPEAKER_02 26:22

A poncho blanket?

SPEAKER_03 26:23

In that van, dude, that'd be cool. Okay. With a fucking hockey helmet on. And a fucking joint hanging out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

There are a lot of famous bands now that I think it dude. You got like the A team?

SPEAKER_03 26:37

Oh, dude, yeah. Mystery machine. Mystery machine. That was a flat-nosed dodge. Yeah. Um, yeah, there's just quite a bit. I'm telling you, man, we we're on to something.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Bring it back.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

We could do our podcast out of the back of the van.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Dude, that'd be interesting.

SPEAKER_03 26:56

We could go put up fucking anywhere and just do podcasts and have random people walk up. Yeah. Hey, let me ask you a question.

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Yeah, smell my finger. What's that smell like?

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Honestly, you could have it to where like the sliding door, like you could have like some sort of seat at the door, something. And then we're in the van. That way they don't have to get in the van. Yeah. No stranger names.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Yeah, that's kind of creepy if I'm like, hey, get in our van.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

Yeah, exactly. There'd be just like a little an attachment we could have.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Oh dude, and we can just like pull up to people and be like, hey, let me ask you a question. Yeah. We're doing a podcast right now. We'd have to hire a driver though if we did that. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

You just have Alex or Isella do it.

SPEAKER_05 27:34

Yeah, we could turn a cella's Astro van into our podcast van.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

Yeah, that thing uh has enough room to see? Yeah, dude, and those seats come right out of it.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

We could just get a sprinter van or something and just make it cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

I think we should go with the classic van.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Yeah, that's so we could have a wizard on the side. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Fucking burnout, dude, with a fucking 350 on it. Do burnouts while we're doing an interview.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

Dude, that would be sick. That'd be funny. I think we're these are good ideas.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

We'll get there one day.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

Yeah, we need we need to get to the top of that list first.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Yeah. And then we can consider it.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

So, okay, let's stop fucking around.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

Did you bring a uh list of talking points? No. I didn't either.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

No, that's kind of our thing.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

We're uh yeah, no, dude, fuck it. We're uh flying by the seat of our pants. I like that shit.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Um because we had to restart did we talk about being pyros on the second take? Or was that the second? Or the first one? It was this one? Are you sure?

SPEAKER_03 28:46

Nope. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Yeah, I don't think that was this one. That wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

Yeah, it was. Was it? Yeah, that was post-skittles, bro. That was post-skittles.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

That's as soon as I we were talking about the Skittle Commercial, that's when it cut off.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Yeah, I know. Yeah. But we talked about the piracy or pyro technique, our pyro bullshit after that. Yeah, because yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Don't worry, man. I didn't hit my pen that hard.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

You know what I'm saying, man? You know it'd be funny if we said it was on this episode or this take, and it's absolutely not there.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

It might not be. But I'm just gonna ride it, man. Fucking eh, dude. Yeah, uh, it doesn't matter. Maybe maybe it it is on this one, dude. I don't know. Now you're fucking me up, dude. I don't remember. No, it is. Um that was fucked up, dude. I haven't like visualized that in a long time.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

That was on the first take.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Was it? Yeah. Damn. That's okay. Yeah. Yeah, well I don't think so. I guess we'll find out. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't think Chuck was here. Chuck left. Yep, that's on this one. We're good, dude. We're good. We're fucking good. We're good. Alright. Dude, that ever happened to you? You ever fuck up like that? And you're just like, well fuck, dude. Then we're good. And if you're actually good, we're good. Um dude. Have you seen that they're putting that new data center off a keystone? And that's cra that's fucking crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

We can't stop any of this shit.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

No, you're right, but like, I don't know. I've never been around one.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

You know how much fucking heat's gonna come off those things?

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Right, but also the sound. Isn't there like a sound that like makes people nauseous and sick?

SPEAKER_02 30:48

I would imagine that like fucking thousands of fans going could make some fucking noise.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

Yeah, I would assume so.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

I would assume so. I don't know. I'm interested when it's done to like go by there and kind of check it out. Um I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

I think it'll be alright. Yeah. For one, it's a fucking data center. Yeah. Not just gonna be able to fucking penetrate those walls. No. And yeah, I just I we're a fucking desert. Yeah. It's not like people are coming here to fucking our beautiful views.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

It's pretty. Yeah. We're dude, we're the number one growing city in the country. Did you know that? Yeah, because of fucking data centers and Tesla and shit. But it's been, dude, we were number four. I think it was back pre-COVID. We were like, we've been growing so rapidly, like, the past ten years that it's like we don't have the space for it. No, you're right. I agree. Um my dad actually did some of the the switch center that out there at USA Parkway. And I haven't had the conversation with him because I hear about how irritated he gets by it. But apparently, like a lot of the water that these data centers are using are out of their own tanks and like you know, they're not drawing from a water source, apparently.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

Yeah, they're buying it in, they're bringing it in.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Yeah, they're bringing it in.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

Which if that's the case, fucking eh, dude. Do your thing. Yeah. But do it out there.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

Don't do it in the city.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

That's weird. I don't like the in the city thing. I I don't mind that shit out there. You know, as long as it's not fucking up like if they're doing that shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Our internet better get a whole lot fucking better. Yeah. That's the only thing I could say right now is I mean I this should be the techiest fucking city ever. Yeah, well, it should be the next fucking tech boom. Right. Like, because all this shit that's coming out here. We have isn't Google out here too.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Dude, we have a software head we have a Microsoft headquarters here. Yeah. There's not there's it's the only it's the only one.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

People don't realize that.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Yeah, so we probably well, so that's not good for us, so but look at what happened to San Francisco.

SPEAKER_03 33:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

To fucking house fucking million dollars for a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

Yeah, that's what's happening here. Yeah. That's I mean, yeah, it's not good for us as locals. Yeah. As like lifetimers, dude, no, dude. Like, I can I don't think I'll ever be able to buy a home without a lot of help.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

Well, and that's what's all these assholes coming from out of state, buying all this fucking property and then selling you a million dollar house. It's in all, it's not even that they're coming to live here, it's that they're buying all this property, building houses, and just selling it for a fucking crazy amount of money.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

Well, that, or they rent it out for fucking a thousand dollars over the mortgage or two thousand over the mortgage is crazy. That's fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Yeah, there should be fucking something in place to protect the locals.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, because our I mean, our wages haven't gone up.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

No, not since what?

SPEAKER_03 34:00

I don't even know, dude. We don't really deal with that, but I do know that it's there's a lot of people hurting, dude, and it sucks. Yeah, it pisses me off.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Yeah, it's no bueno for us.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

A lot of things fucking piss me off. You know what really grinds my gears? What? Eating turkey every year for Thanksgiving. Really? I don't really like it, do you? Yeah, I like turkey. You like turkey? Yeah. It's alright. You cooking it right? I mean, I've had it fucking seven different ways, brother. What do you want? But no, I was just I guess it's alright.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

I mean, fuck, dude. Turkey sandwiches the next day? A little crayon sauce on there?

SPEAKER_03 34:48

I don't like cranberry sauce. Really? Yeah, I don't like it. Little cranny bee on that? It makes the back of my mouth go.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Oh, you get those, huh? Yeah, the target. Trying to squeeze out the fucking saliva.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

Yeah, I don't like that. It feels I don't even like doing that to show you that. It's gross. It feels nasty. I like it. Um such a beautiful bird.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

They're just awkward. They're very awkward and mean. Dude. Stupid noise they make. That's pretty good. That's actually pretty good. Um I like I like it. Um I'm not a fan of ham. Yeah. This the honey ham fucking pineapple bullshit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

No, see, yeah, spiral ham and all that shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

Yeah, I'm not a fan of ham. It's just in general.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

Dude, give me a good fucking prime rib or like a brisket. Like a roast, like some sort of roast. Or like a stew. Dude, I love some good beef stew. The beef bourguignol. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

Yeah, I don't know. Not that I think I don't really I I could do bacon.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:06

I don't like pork chops. I don't like I just I'm not a ham person.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

I've had some pretty good pork chops though. If you get a nice thick one and it's cooked just right, oh my god. There's something about it that don't like the taste.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

Not that. I mean, I just don't like the taste of that flesh. It's not it's not appealing to me. Yeah. Crispy and burnt on bacon, fine.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

I think I think if you marinate pork, I mean you can make it pretty good. Yeah, I mean, honestly, like that's good pork.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Yeah. But it's stewed in fucking chilies all goddamn day.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

Right.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

So I think it uh covers up the uh covers up the taste of that, I think that pork.

unknown 36:56

I would do it right now.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

I like pork. I don't.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Not a pork person. Ri although ribs. I do like pork ribs. I like smoking them.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

I really dude. Ribs, I I think I like beef ribs a lot more. Less meat? A lot less meat. But better meat.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Yeah. Hard to find, hard to come by. A good cut.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:23

But yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

I got my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby, back. We had to take a break.

SPEAKER_02 37:31

Yeah, we took a quick break, but we actually wrote down this time where we stopped. Smoked ribs, dude. Smoking ribs. I don't mind smoking ribs. That's the kind of part.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

There's a smoking dick. Um yeah, that's what it got real quiet.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

Um, no, yeah. Uh I like ribs. I the older I get though, I don't know if it's the older I get or the the longer I'm a tattoo, the less I like having like filthy hands. So I don't really like ribs that much.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Yeah. I do, but I don't. Well, see, that's the difference. It's like that people fucking get these ribs and they sauce them up and it's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

Yeah, it's too much.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

The only time that I do actually put sauce is the the last like hour. Right. You know, to get that like you know, tacky feeling on there. But like, yeah, I'm not like you know drowning my ribs in sauce.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

You know.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

I just it's also like with wings. Yeah. I love chicken wings. Fucking love them. Starting to have more of a desire for boneless because I can eat it with a fork. Yeah. I don't like having sauce under my nails and my cuticles and shit. Like, I try to keep them keep the shit nice and tight.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

I like to keep my hands as clean as possible. But and again, that's just probably just our field, you know?

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Yeah, oh yeah. We're just grossed out by anything being on our hands. It's which is a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 38:51

Yeah, I mean we we don't want to cause any trouble. Or any problems, rather.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

Yeah, I don't I just uh and uh haven't chicken wings anywhere but home. I don't like that. Really? Yeah, I'd rather get them to go and go home. Oh yeah. I don't like to fucking again. I don't know, I could I could hang out at B dubs and fucking eat wings. With a fork.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Boneless. They're cheaper too, which is weird.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Yeah, you would think that would be the other way.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

I don't know what that's maybe it's because now hear me out.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

Incentive to buy 'em.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

Well, you can make more boneless buffalo wings with breast meat and whatnot than you can make wings with a bird. I guess. Think about it. If you were to ch chunk it up, you know, and you have Yeah, you're getting more.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

You're gonna get more pieces per bird. Makes sense. But yeah, I don't um. Man, that was some good stoner math. I don't mind eating out uh with wings and stuff like that. What are you a lesbian? Yeah. But yeah. Sorry. I'm not uh opposed to no lesbian. No.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

I like eating out too. Um I don't know, man. I like see all these stories on like the health department and stuff, it kind of freaks me out.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

That's why I don't look at that shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

I try not to, man, and it just gets thrown in my face.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

I mean, it's like when you go into like a Chinese or Indian place, you know what you're getting. You don't want to know. Yeah. You know what's what well you know what's up. So you're either gonna get sick or you're not.

SPEAKER_03 40:24

Right. And it's 50-50.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

I mean, that's kinda any fucking restaurant, you know.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

But yeah, it just depends on how yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

Yeah, but look around though, you know. The fucking roach on the floor, yeah, probably don't eat there.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I wonder when the last time they cleaned their grease traps were over at Hong Kong Diner.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

There are some restaurants they don't fucking do it at all. Right. Because it's part of their, you know. Their thing. Huh. That's the seasoning.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

The seasoning? That's like the broilers. Yeah. The broilers always have that old fat and oil just chilling.

SPEAKER_02 41:03

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 41:04

And it's been there for 30 years.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

That's good though.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

Tastes good. I mean, if cared for properly, I think, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

Yeah, you gotta, it's yeah, it's almost like a living organism. Yeah. Like sourdough. Some kear in your or whatever in your fucking fridge. What is that shit? For uh uh goddammit, what's that stuff for your stomach? Kombucha.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

I d I couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_03 41:29

People have that like mold.

SPEAKER_02 41:30

Yeah, like the mother.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

Yeah, they have to like ferment it and keep it alive.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Yeah, it's like the mother dough for uh sourdough.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Yeah, I have some of that starter.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

I don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_02 41:42

I but I I don't hear a good thing about kombucha, so I don't fuck with it.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

No, yeah, but no, I have a starter for sourdough. Sorry. I've bounced around. Um I have yeah, one of uh Alex's clients brought us a starter for it and like an instruction booklet. Okay. Book. Not booklet, book. It's water reading.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Yeah, dude, it's not a fucking easy thing to do. Um that's probably one of the only things that I will say about baking. Like that aspect of it I can respect. But yeah, I don't like baking. No, no, it's too precise.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

I don't like waiting. I like like my favorite is risotto to cook because it's so active.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

Like actively cooking. Yeah, I don't really mind I because I have patience. I mean, are you fucking? Are you a doctor? Dude, I cook Mexican food. I it takes all fucking day to make it. Yeah, like so it ribs, I love smoking. Briskets, dude, that's a fucking 12-hour job. Yeah, yeah. So sometimes 13.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

Well, yeah, and it's I mean, you do a good job at it.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

So it's not the waiting part that kills it. It's just it's too you can't fuck it up.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Cooking, you could add a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Yeah, you know, and save it. But with fucking you know, baking, you put too much fucking flour, you know, baking soda, you're fucked. You gotta start all over again. Yeah, there's no saving that. So not a fan. Cookies. Simple. And I'm not saying baking's hard, I just don't like doing it. No, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:21

I get ya, I get ya.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yeah, I well, and that's one of the nice things about cooking too, like that winging it and like flavortown, dude. I get it, guy Fieti, dude. I get it. Fuck that guy. Yeah, but I get it. The Flavortown thing, what a genius to come up with.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

Yeah, of course he marketed himself really well. Yeah, you know. But like, take him to Flavortown, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

You know?

SPEAKER_02 43:45

You know, and I did hate those like celebrity chefs for the longest time, but at some point you could kind of respect him because they employ so many people.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

Yeah, especially having so many restaurants and all that stuff, and then there's stupid food lines and shit.

SPEAKER_02 43:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Yeah, but I think there's all it also goes deeper than that. I think it there's a lot to be said about how much they inspire people to cook.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

And not well, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

Yeah. But there's a lot of people that don't learn how to cook until they move out of their parents' house. Yeah. You know, so it's interesting when that happens. I guess so. But I could I mean I feel like those kind of shows and those kind of personalities are like, you know, they definitely push it into a more aggressive area, you know. I don't know. I don't know. You can't reinvent the wheel, but I mean you can Yeah. You can buy different shades of pig or lipstick on a pig, though, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 44:46

I think uh it would be cool if they would start like if Gordon Ramsey made a new show today, right? Right. And he was like, these are the basics. You know? That'd be cool. Proper knife handling. You don't hold your knife here, you hold it here. This is how you cut, you know, stuff like that. These are the mother sauces. This is how you make a fucking, you know. Dude, you better hope he's listening, man. He's I'm pretty sure they're the logistics of it. It's a nightmare, but you know, whatever. I think it would be cool to start from scratch. Not just, hey, we're gonna make a fucking uh chicken alfredo. And this is what you need to do.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

Well, that's there's your there's your idea right there, bud.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

But yeah. You take teach people how to make ruse and all that shit. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Yeah, dude. I mean, you know, rue, just nothing but flour and butter or fat, really. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

I really want chicken la cordon blue right now. I don't know why. But when you said that, that's what I thought of. I uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:55

I think my uh Cajun food sounds good right now. Cajun food, you good jambalaya. Jambalaya sounds good. Are you just like a good po boy? Poe boy? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

I like about po boy.

SPEAKER_02 46:14

I don't we don't I don't think we have any good Cajun food here, no? No, dude. I know there was one that was above uh like a jewelry spot.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

There's a good spot over there. Uh it used to be it's fuck over by the yellow sub and sparks.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

MM's.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:30

I heard that put I've heard it's more southern.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

It's not really cajunes. It is there, they do have like evergreens and shit. Yeah, it's more of a southern uh they do have like uh gumbo and like chumbly. I don't know if they have chumbly now that I think of it. But yeah, they have a little bit of Cajun. Crawfish. They you know they of course they cross paths. I mean it's in the same area. Catfish, dude. I think they have alligator. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_03 46:50

Yeah, yeah, we had some gata.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

I hear it's just like chicken. Oh, yeah, it's delicious.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

I had it down in Florida.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

You ever watch that? It It's Florida Man? You and a Selly, I watched that. It's it's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

It's just Florida stories, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

It's just crazy shit that happens in Florida.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Like on what was that? What's that? Atlanta. The show Atlanta. And when they're talking about the Florida man.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

It's just wild stuff.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

It's kind of like a boogeyman or an Urban Tales.

SPEAKER_03 47:18

No, no, no. This is true stories of weird shit that has happened to people.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Like that guy that got his fucking face eaten off.

SPEAKER_03 47:24

Shit like that. Yeah. Like, or yeah. Dude, there's a lot of there's some weird, there's some weird ones.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

There was somebody that wanted somebody to feed them their own toes. Ew. Yeah, dude, it's a fucking trip, bro. You gotta watch it. Johnny Knoxville's in one of the episodes, reenacting it.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

Okay, so it's like a thousand ways to die kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Yes, that's that's what I was looking for. Yeah. Yeah, that's a funny show.

SPEAKER_02 47:45

It was crazy. So it's that. So was it like Spike TV, right? Yeah, something like that. There's one nose.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

Yeah. Spike TV, right? Spike or G4. Yeah. It's probably on both of those. Weren't they kind of the same for a minute? Yeah, I think they were owned by like the same companies. Paramount, probably. Yeah. Um. Dude, Love Line. Remember that show? Not really. Did you ever listen to the radio station? Uh 10100.9 at like 10 o'clock at night? Yeah, dude. Love line. It was Dr.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Drew, Pinski, and and I was I still am kind of an avid listener or two. Uh, what's her name? Delilah.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

Yeah, dude, I love Delilah, dude. I still every once in a while I want to call Delilah. I would really like to hear some of her good words.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

We've actually talked about this already, uh, Delilah.

SPEAKER_03 48:36

On here? Yes, we have, dude. Delilah's a fucking staple to our community.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

And it's crazy that there she's still going.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Because I would listen to her at the vape shop before I came here.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

Dude, I used to listen to Delilah after dark when I was probably 12 years old in my grandma's car coming back from the grocery store.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

That's how we all listen to that shit. I listened to that shit on my way back with my aunts when I was visiting in California.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Yep. Crazy, bro. Actually, it wasn't after grocery shopping. That was always Sunday morning.

SPEAKER_02 49:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

But it was after like going to the diner. There was this place out in the Golden Valley called the Diner. Yeah. I used to go there a lot. It was a good little diner. Um, good American food. Yeah. Cheeseburgers and such. Pickled hot dogs, though. Didn't we talk about pickled hot dogs?

SPEAKER_02 49:26

No.

SPEAKER_03 49:28

Would you?

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Nope. You wouldn't? No.

SPEAKER_03 49:30

Why? Why? Would you cook it first?

SPEAKER_02 49:33

No. Dude. They don't even sound appealing. Just eat a fucking vino sausage.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

I don't know. I think a pickled sausage sounds more satisfying than a blood sausage.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

No. No? No, I'd rather eat a blood sausage. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

Isn't it coppery?

SPEAKER_02 49:53

Well, probably more uh not coppery, but uh iron. Irony? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Ironing.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

I mean, done correctly. I'm sure, you know, I wouldn't probably eat one here. I'd go to like, you know, the UK.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

Yeah, I think we should pickle a hot dog and eat it.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

Nah, I don't think I would.

SPEAKER_03 50:11

I'll do it on the show.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

Okay.

unknown 50:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

No, don't they already sell this? I'm pretty sure we go to World Market right now and buy them. A pickled hot dog. They're like a it's more of a uh like kalasa or like they're fucking law.

SPEAKER_03 50:23

Yeah, yeah. Like a Polish sausage.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Um Chuck. Would you eat a uh uh pickled hot dog? Would you try everything once? A pickled hot dog? But would you cook it first or would you just take it right out of the package and put it in the room? Hi guys! What's up, D? Would you and then pickle it? Yeah. Or would you pickle it then cook it?

SPEAKER_02 50:46

Probably pickle first.

SPEAKER_03 50:48

Pickle it and then cook it? Yeah. Hell yeah. Well, you would you eat a pickled hot dog?

SPEAKER_04 50:54

A pickled hot dog?

SPEAKER_03 50:56

Yeah, fuck it. I'm jumping. It's a hot dog, but it's pickled.

SPEAKER_05 51:03

I like pickles. Yeah. I use that in my uh tuna fish sandwiches. Oh yeah. So yeah, I'd probably try one.

SPEAKER_02 51:10

I'm fucking telling you, dude, you can buy them at World Market. I'm pretty sure they're a deli ski from fucking Germany.

SPEAKER_03 51:15

I'm gonna go check it out.

unknown 51:17

How are you?

SPEAKER_03 51:21

Yeah, I'm gonna go to the store and try to find some pickled hot dogs. All right. So next I'll let you guys know what happens. Next episode, dude.

SPEAKER_02 51:27

I'm going Monday and fucking. I know where they're at.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Well, I'm gonna pickle a hot dog tonight.

SPEAKER_02 51:32

Well, it'll be one. I think that that pickling process does take a while. It does.

SPEAKER_03 51:37

I'll probably start it before she left tonight. Maybe tomorrow because I'm gonna go to the skate park. Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna go get some pickled hot dogs. We'll see you guys next week.

SPEAKER_02 51:45

Alright, peace.