Food talk

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SPEAKER_03 0:51

Hey, how's it going out there? It's good. I'm Jason. I'm Chris. And we have a guest. We have a guest. She's back.

SPEAKER_05 1:01

Jessica. Jessica.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I'm here for my redemption season.

SPEAKER_05 1:04

J-E-S-S-I-C-A. That's how you spell that. Just letting you guys know. Is that how you spell it? It's not special, like with a K or some shit? Yeah, no. Cool, there's no silent K. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Just special K. Fucking Jeff. Jeff? How they spell Jeff? G off?

SPEAKER_05 1:21

Dude, I have a homie with the name spelled like that. I actually shared his GoFundMe recently. He had a really bad skateboarding accident and broke his femur.

SPEAKER_03 1:31

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

Yeah, and he's like, he's really struggling. I didn't I sorry, I was just kind of came out of nowhere, but yeah, his name's spelled hella gay like that. I guess I shouldn't say that, but his hella stupid. It's hard to read sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Yeah, it's crazy how they spell that sometimes. Yeah, I don't even know how to read it. I I don't know how to read. That's why there's misspelling in our titles sometimes, guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

Yeah, I'm usually just typing the way I practice like I'm at work, and it's like I'm like trying to get a couple words per minute.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

I'm not the typing class.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

No, I'm great at typing. Was there still typing class in high school when you were there? There was. Because you're 21.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

There was. It wasn't like shit over you today.

unknown 2:14

It's not.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

It got less serious though.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

It wasn't like a typewriter like when we were in school. I was just kidding. I used to love that. I had a typewriter in one of my classes, yeah. Yeah. I in h in elementary school we did, but middle school I had, yeah, in O'Brien we had typewriters. Not when I was in high school. We were using computers in high school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:33

We had computers too, but there was I remember using typewriters. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, well, it was like kind of just teaching you how to do it. You know, it's still kind of a prevalent thing. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_03 2:44

You know what sucked was the invention of the internet? Yeah. When you when you were in like computers class, dude, the the main teeth the teacher's computer had fucking visual on everyone's shit. And so she used to let us go on the internet for like, you know, 15 minutes for like a break. And I would be always like looking up DJ equipment, but I would leave the page open. Yeah and I wouldn't go to it. I would be working. Yeah. But I didn't want to fucking, you know, reopen the tab, type it all in. Right. And so she was like, no, using the internet. I was like, I'm not. It's just open. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:20

Yeah, it's just out there, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

I don't think you guys got to relish in the joys of coal math games.

SPEAKER_05 3:27

No. Reader Rabbit? Was it Reader Rabbit? Accelerated Reader? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Yeah. Well, so mine were a company. Dude, I had there were so many fucking um games. Like games for like educational games.

SPEAKER_05 3:40

Yeah. What was yours called? Cole math Cole?

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Cole math games. It was like supposed to be educational games, but it like it's very far from that.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

My son plays those to where it's just pretty much games where there's a little bit of math involved.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

There's no math.

SPEAKER_05 3:55

There's no math involved. So that's just called that now.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Yeah, like I think the title is like the title of the website is like how you got away with it.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Because you could be like, no, like I'm on cool math games. Dang, dude.

SPEAKER_05 4:06

So my kids have you to thank for this. Oh tight. Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

There's a fox in the den, bro. I don't know, man. My uh our games were educational, so yeah, ours were actually educational.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

Yeah. Ours like you had to do math to get the rocket to move a fucking quarter of an inch up the screen, dude. It wasn't even like a fucking good boost. It was like you're doing this math problem just to fucking barely get up the screen, dude.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

And the games look like fucking reboot. Yeah. Remember that show? Reboot? Yeah, dude. On fucking adult swim.

SPEAKER_05 4:39

Yeah, you don't know what living is. Oh no, tsunami in my opinion. You kids. See, now you walked into a shit show, dude. She's like, she's like, I don't want to be on your show. We're like, alright, cool. I'm gonna make fun of you a little bit. And your math game was it's not even math, dude. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 4:54

See? I feel like some of the teachers were a little bit more locked in. Like they wanted you on like the websites where you had to do stuff. Right. For the most part, it was like cool.

SPEAKER_05 5:01

A lot of lazy teachers, huh? God, dude, see, that sucks because my teachers were not. Like, you sh fucking do you ever make the things with the mechanical pencil where you shot the a BB? Yeah, yeah. You'd shoot shit out of your mechanical pencil, staples into the ceiling. Remember little darts? Yep. Dude, we were like, we were doing that, drawing on desks, we were playing quarters, fucking bloody knuckles. Oh, dude, bloody knuckles! Dude, bloody knuckles. Have you ever played bloody knuckles? I have not. Do you know what that is?

SPEAKER_02 5:32

I could assume.

SPEAKER_05 5:34

Let's hear it. Let's hear what you think bloody knuckles is.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Y'all put me on the spot.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

You wanted to come.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

No, I'm shining out now.

SPEAKER_05 5:44

Why? You said you were like ready to go.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

I come on.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

Jason's firing on all cylinders today. Yes, I just said my name in the fucking third person. It's weird.

SPEAKER_02 5:55

I could just assume it's like y'all just punching shit.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

Essentially.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Okay, so it's kind of kind of. Kind of. Just punching each other's knuckles.

SPEAKER_05 6:04

Well, Bloody Knuckles. Well, see, so that's different to me because Bloody Knuckles for me was the quarter game on the desk. We just called that quarters. See, I call that Bloody Knuckles. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

Punching a wall is just fucking pissed off to me, dude. This was just like punching the knuckles and like seeing if you get someone to win.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

Sitting there punching each other's knuckles. See, I never did that because then I'd want to fight somebody. I'm like, you're hitting me. I don't know. I was kind of angry as a kid. Yeah, no, that's what that's the game. Those are the games that lead to somebody like getting in a fist fight.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

See, I feel like the version of that that was happening when I was in school is like people would like just like put like erasers to their skin and like.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Oh, that was still a thing. Yeah, yeah. That's like putting glue on the tip of your fingers. Just kind of miss lippy.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

From uh Billy Madison. She wears the glue all over her face. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know who that is. Oh my god. Oh, Billy Madison movie. You know the movie? Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler movie? No. Damn. That's a great movie. You should watch it. It's about a guy that is about to take over a really, really big business and has to go through every grade of school to prove that he's not an idiot to his dad.

SPEAKER_02 7:13

Oh, evil.

SPEAKER_05 7:14

It's pretty amazing. They start in kindergarten. He starts in kindergarten and goes all the way up.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

How far, honestly, do you think y'all would get if you had to like redo school? Now? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

If I had two weeks per grade, I would do it. Easily. I'd get through it. You really? Oh yeah, 100%. Yeah. I can even talk about the Spanish Inquisition, like all sorts of shit now. I actually retain information better that I learned it myself instead of having someone else have me test and regurgitate bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Okay, that's fair.

SPEAKER_05 7:43

Now, yeah, now dude, I'm a fucking I'm a vault, dude.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

I think I could do it until it's like math class.

SPEAKER_05 7:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

It's never good at math.

SPEAKER_05 7:53

Yeah, mat see, I think that's where I might struggle too. I think like finding finding the variables and shit, I would get a little lost. I'm pretty smart when it comes to I but I just I don't know, man. Math is tough.

SPEAKER_06 8:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:06

Yeah, dude. Math is so hard that I remember one time, freshman year in high school, I was just sitting in math class. My math teacher, Mr. Is it Hildebrand? Mr. Hildebrand, who's also a soccer coach. Total asshole. Really nice guy. Total asshole. Anyway. He uh he's all alright. Anybody have any questions? And I raised my hand and he's like, Mr. Lynch. I said, Yeah. So do you think that we're all just like alien rejects, or are we just like what's happening? And he just like kind of smiled and was like, that's a good question. And he just pointed at the door and sent me to the office. And yeah, my that was pretty much when I gave up on math.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

I think I was forced into giving up math. I think it was like it was the last class of math that I had to take in high school to graduate. And the teacher felt so bad for me, she let me come in after class and just like cheat on the test. Because I think it was like not a lack of trying thing. It was just like I genuinely do not like get it ever.

SPEAKER_05 9:13

That's wild. That's wild. That teacher should be fired. I'm sorry to say that. I mean, with all due respect.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Like, even though.

SPEAKER_05 9:22

But that's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Even like time, like I didn't learn how to like read time on like an actual like physical clock until I was like in high school.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

See, that's crazy. But that's the clock. That's that's your generation.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Yeah, because we have always had the wall clocks in our like that's where the speaker, the intercom was. You guys did too.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

There's a planetary speaker. I just I never learned.

SPEAKER_05 9:43

Yeah, that's crazy. They don't like they don't even have it. We used to have it labeled on the clock early in school, like first grade, like you know, up to like maybe second grade. Sometimes there would be teachers that would actually put an explanation like with labels and shit. I remember I had a teacher like that, dude. I don't know. That was kind of cool. I mean, that's again, like you said, there's some of those teachers that go above and beyond, you know. They're like, I gotta make sure everybody knows this shit. That's important information. They didn't teach you how to read a sundial?

SPEAKER_01 10:17

No, I don't what is that?

SPEAKER_05 10:19

A sundial?

SPEAKER_03 10:20

You don't know what a sundial is?

SPEAKER_01 10:22

No. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

So it looks like a it's like a so it's a circle, right? It's this is for outside, obviously. For the sun. But it's it's a circle, right? And then it has kind of like a oh, what's it called on it? And like, depending on where the sun's at, it's gonna point to where um what time it is? Yeah. By the shadow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:41

So it's like a weird, it almost looks like a triangle.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:46

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

As accurate as one could be. Yeah. Like it's just the sun. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:51

With if you wanna be within the minute, no. Okay. But if you want to know generally what time it is, yeah, it's damn fucking accurate.

SPEAKER_06 10:59

Oh, that's actually crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

Yeah. But you also have to know what time of year it is. There's a lot of there's there are stipulations to this science. Yeah. Because if it's winter, obviously the sun moves differently. Everything moves differently. So you it depends on what hemisphere. Like you have to learn certain things, I think. There's I don't think it's so cut and dry, right? No.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

Yeah, that's why we invented the clock.

unknown 11:25

Right.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Because it's more accurate down to the second. So see, and I hate that too.

SPEAKER_02 11:30

But see, either of you guys actually know how to read a sundown.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

Yeah. That's like literally like a clock.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

I don't know why I believe Chris, but not you.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

Because he's native? That's fucking I don't even need the fucking sundae. I need the sun. That's all I need to tell what happened.

SPEAKER_05 11:45

I can look up at the sky. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Because I know which way's north. You ever wonder why they call it high noon? Oh. Because that's the highest point. Like that's at noon, that's where the sun's gonna be done.

SPEAKER_05 11:56

When your shadow is right below you and it's not moving left or right or to and fro, you know that it's noon.

SPEAKER_06 12:03

I knew that.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

Okay, well that there's your sun. But, you know, if you look north and it's a little bit to your left, it's early in the mor it's earlier in the day. If it's on your right, it's evening.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

I'm being so honest, I've never thought about this that way.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

Yeah, dude, it's survival. D you guys don't do you guys didn't do like survival class, did you?

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Y'all had survival class.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

Dude, we had to go camping. Yeah. Do you remember that?

SPEAKER_05 12:27

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

I was like a part of school.

SPEAKER_05 12:29

Yeah, I had a buddy listen to this story. This is a good one. I'm not even gonna say names because he's still alive. Oh he uh, dude, there was this kid, so there was an overnight camp, and it was two nights. It was a week Friday and Saturday night. I remember that. It was Fort Churchill, something like that. Um, but anyway, we were in the bunks, and there was like this pair of underwear that just like randomly just appeared out of nowhere, and there was shit stains all over these fucking drawers. Like, it was bad, and everyone knew. It's fucking you, bro. Like everybody, like come on, yeah. It's all written on the tag. His mom embroidered it. But no, like, so we're all like, I mean, I've kind of felt bad for the guy. Like, it is what it is, like, shit happens, you know, literally.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Forest dude, you gotta get toilet paper out there, probably.

SPEAKER_05 13:22

Yeah, dude, just go use your sock, you know. I learned that not too long ago. But yeah, but anyway, he like I felt so bad, but he was like, My dad's a chef, it's a spaghetti stain. Because you know kids. You're gonna think of the most fucking logical explanation. Oh no, what does that mean? It's a spaghetti stain in my underwear. That was Did you have that for dinner last night?

SPEAKER_02 13:50

Should the reaction have been, is he lying or should I be concerned about what's going on?

SPEAKER_05 13:55

There's a lot to be there was a there was a crazy situation.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Yeah, it's a spaghetti stain. Okay, your dad was fumbling your asshole, or why are you eating in your underwear?

SPEAKER_05 14:04

Yeah. Or did you shit? Did you poop last night's dinner? Yeah. Was it last night's unchewed spaghetti? Like, ugh. Your cat makes brown spaghetti. I didn't see noodles, yeah. I don't know, like, you know, because the kids don't usually chew their food very well either, you know, so you know, it's just like eating a burrito and not chewing all the beans, the black beans properly, and then you know, all of a sudden the next morning it's like corn.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

I don't think your stomach could fucking digest corn. I think that's why that's yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

But I mean, but if you chew it up fine enough, it'll it doesn't it does what it's gotta do. But most people don't chew their corn enough. Yeah. So it's just too it's too it's a weird substance that outside of a corn kernel. Like, think about that.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Like, how often do you sit there and chew on a piece of corn and you're like outside texture? That's kinda tough. It's strong. It's a fibrous, really strong fibrous material. I wonder what we could do if we used corn. Make diesel fuel? See? What else? Come on, what's your idea? What can we do with corn? What would you do if you had a corn kernel right now?

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Right now?

SPEAKER_05 15:21

Just a corn kernel, not a whole cob.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

I'm so put on the spot, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

Make popcorn.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

But it'd only be one. Wait, did y'all ever see like it was like a trend on TikTok where like I don't remember like why she was doing it, but like she would just like she would like put like the corn kernel like on a flat iron? On a flat iron. And then she was like doing like the noises, like she making a popping noise. I think it was like every time she'd get because you know how like on TikTok they give you like gifts. It's just like donations.

SPEAKER_05 15:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

It'll pop up like roses and shit. Yeah, she'll be like, oh a rose.

SPEAKER_05 15:57

Thanks for the rose, and they do this like weird like shuffle, and they're like, No, howdy, partner. Yes, what the fuck, dude? That's that's where math went. They went to fucking TikTok. They went fucking instead of doing math, yeah. Everybody's like, howdy partner, I'm a bot. And they like do this weird shake thing, and then they like keep doing this weird pose, and then they're still doing this shake, and then someone will send them a rose and then like, uh yeah, and then they fucking go back to their fucking it's like a weird AI. It's not AI. They're NPCs. What the fuck is wrong with people? That is a weird. You don't think that's weird? You like it?

SPEAKER_02 16:40

I think it's just wacky. Like, I really I'm into the wackiness of it all.

SPEAKER_05 16:44

I think that's wacky as fuck. You're right. I think that some people need to touch some grass, dude. That's crazy. You have to find it.

SPEAKER_06 16:54

I don't think.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

You have to just at least you now that we're talking about it, 100% you're gonna see somebody doing it. That's not getting in my eyes. There's a there's a I don't even barely open TikTok, dude. I can't stand TikTok. Like, I'll I'll open TikTok when someone sends me a TikTok, and when I find myself into my third video, I'd check out. I'm like, nope, not doing it. I open my TikTok and that's a lot of cooking. So cooking? See, that's tight. Yeah, I do I have a lot of skateboarding and tattooing. That's uh most of it because you know they they want me.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

You have to like I feel like with TikTok, like you have to build up like your niche, and then like you just get videos of that, and I think that's where it gets like addictive, you know what I mean? But it's like if you're not on it enough to like build up like constantly.

SPEAKER_05 17:39

I don't want to be addicted to anything that makes me stare at my phone.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Valid.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

Ever.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Valid. But like the third Jersey short clip I see, like I'm up like on TikTok for like three more hours. Like, God bless me, it's fucking summer.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

Like, okay, all right, it's t-shirt time. I gotcha. Cabs are here, jersey shorts still.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

Oh yeah, wake up, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:01

Yeah, see, I know, yeah. What? Yeah, they're still gonna have a reunion now. Yeah, isn't this like the third one?

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Yeah, it's like it's its own season, like it's its own series now. Like it's jersey shorts called Jersey Short Family Vacation. Yeah, they're on like season like seven.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

I don't know. Do they go off to wherever the fuck, right? Yeah, like Italy one here.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

I think this one is somewhere in the US, like maybe like Florida or something like that. Oh shit, okay. But I think the first one was in Italy, and that's when when Snicky crashed the rental car.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

No idea. I can see that happening though.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

And guess guess who she crashed it into?

SPEAKER_05 18:38

Jay Wow.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

A cob.

SPEAKER_05 18:40

A cob? Oh wow. Oh, was she drunk? Policia.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Uh, I mean, was she ever not?

SPEAKER_03 18:45

Yeah. See, fuck them. Have you seen her? Like, I don't know if she got fat again, but at one point she was like a little stick. Well, she wasn't a little meatball no more.

SPEAKER_05 18:54

She's on the Ozpic. She got the Ozempic face, like with the lines. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 18:59

I haven't really noticed, but I just know that she was hella thin.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

Dude, have you seen what Ozempic's doing to fucking bone mass? Oh bone density? Yeah, it's your holy shit. You gotta drink more milk while you do that shit, dude. You gotta chug milk while you do that shit. You might as well have a fucking IVA milk at that point.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Just take uh just drink protein shakes, dude. Yeah? You know how fucking much calcium is at that thing, dude. I was looking at that my on my thing because I log what I eat. Yeah. And I was like, god damn, dude, my fucking calcium was up in like the thousands. Damn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:28

Yeah. I like calcium suppositories. No. Yeah, the big ones. I like the big ones. Suppositories. Yeah. Do you know what a suppository is? Yes. Oh, okay. I was just making sure.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

I don't know. You know what fucking just reminded me of like one of one of the Futurama episodes where they're going to like the deep sea and like they have to take a pill to fucking to so they could breathe underwater, I think. And or no, I think it was to get not crushed by the pressure, but he's all like he had this big ass black pill and he opened his mouth and he's like, guess again. It was fucking hilarious. I love fucking Futurama.

SPEAKER_05 20:06

I really haven't watched it a whole lot. Isn't Katie Sagal the voice for the chick? Yes. Leela. Yeah, yeah. Leela. Yeah, I've heard that that show is pretty great and how much I would love it. I did really like Adventure Time. Yeah. Um, Adventure Time was fun. I actually got forced into watching that though. I had a client come to me. She won an entire leg sleeve of it. She brought me every single season on DVD and also the creators. It was essentially Yeah, a book that was just like every single sketch that they made to create the show.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Like the all the content.

SPEAKER_05 20:42

Yeah, all of it, dude. It was everything I needed to know. And I she's like, I want you to take like the next month or two, like take your time. Yeah, and she's all really dive in. And oh dude, it was probably one of my favorite projects I ever started and never got to finish. I'm really sad I never got to finish that.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 20:59

Yeah. It's a big, it's a big ontaking for both client and tattooer to do an entire leg. But we I'm pretty sure we outlined the entire thing.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

That must be like the shitty part of tattooing, dude. You just like you do these like nice big pieces and like it takes fucking forever to finish. Or ever at all.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

Yeah, or ever at all. Sometimes it never gets finished because client moves away, or you know, life just happens, dude. And that's it's unfortunate. And then oftentimes people get stuck in a situation where other artists don't really want to finish other people's work, which is also kind of a headache. But it's also because they don't see the vision. You know, they might not see the direction. Some some artists are great at seeing that vision. Yeah. Just being able to jump into things. But yeah, it's kind of a bummer when that happens.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm not a tattoo artist.

SPEAKER_05 21:51

I like doing just piece by piece. Like I like doing like a piece as big as my hand, maybe both my hands. Yeah. And just putting them on Big planes, you know, just leaving it at that. I don't want to take up whole limbs and stuff as much as I used to. You know, I don't think that I think that people should be able to collect art. That's I don't just kind of the way I feel. I think people shove tattoos from other artists and I don't want to claim somebody as mine.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

I always thought it was weird that people are like, Well, that's my artist.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

Yeah, that's a strange thing.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

Yeah. Culture yourself. Yeah. Go get a tattoo when you travel, dude. Yeah, dude, that's the best thing you could do. Just not in India.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

Why not?

SPEAKER_03 22:30

Oh, dude, you've seen those guys on the side of the road.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

Well, you can't do it on the side of the road. That's the problem. It would be interesting though. I mean, if you took some I wonder what the laws are.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Well, obviously there's no law. Yeah, because if they're doing it on the side of the road, it's not like it's an outlaw thing. Right. You know. I mean, we could probably do that. Here? I don't think so. Not for very long.

SPEAKER_05 22:54

Not for long. But if you if you popped up randomly spot by spot, you could get away with it. I could go sit down by the Truckee River and tattoo a person.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:05

Who the fuck's gonna stop me? The snitch. Somebody comment. Somebody write us I'll fucking tattoo somebody at the Truck E River. I'm not even joking. Alright, we're doing it.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

Horrifying.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

Dude, I'll just do somebody's mom's name or some like it doesn't have to be anything. Yeah, reasonable back these. Yeah, dude. Somebody wants to come get a tattoo from me by the Truck E River, hit me up.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

That would be a world record.

SPEAKER_05 23:29

No, it wouldn't. That's or not.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

Tattoo at the Chucky River.

SPEAKER_05 23:32

No, it's dude. You know how many homeless people down there are tattooing each other right now? Yeah. Fuck, dude. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Yeah, but you could be the first person to claim that.

SPEAKER_05 23:40

No, I don't want to, I don't want that. I just I just want to do something cool for me and somebody else. That's it. Just I wanna just take the road mics and just Yeah, dude. We can fucking get some lapel mics and I have two. Maybe that could be our first ever reel. Yeah, maybe. On our podcast page. So if anybody's interested in that, let me know. Right. I want to do something like that. Obviously in town.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Do they let you know?

SPEAKER_05 24:03

Yeah, in Reno. What?

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Do they let you know?

SPEAKER_05 24:06

What do you mean? Do they let you know? If someone like writes us a message or a comment, yeah, we got fan mail and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

Really? Yeah. So what's your favorite, like, what was like the biggest like fan mail for you guys?

SPEAKER_05 24:16

We got one. It was my mom. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it was the big one.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

That was the big one.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Yeah. She's like, Jason, watch your mouth. There are comments. I'm just kidding. I think there are comments too somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

Yeah, there's some comments, yeah. There are well, there's like a fucking handful of reviews too that aren't going through for some reason. Really? Yeah. Interesting. It's not a whole lot, but I mean, there's a couple that aren't showing up.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

Yeah, we're not breaking necks or records or anything by any means. We're just here to have a good time. I think. I think that tattooing thing would be fun though. Yeah. On the river. That would be cool. Or, I mean, it doesn't even have to be on the river. It could be at the skate park, it could be whatever, dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

Just not in a shop.

SPEAKER_05 24:55

Yeah, just outdoors. We would do it outdoors. I just got a situation to where I could use a coil machine outdoors without plugging into a wall. So that right there, dude. That would be fun to go use that product. Show that guy's shit working, dude. I'll you know.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

Yeah. Just as like, thanks, man. That was a cool idea.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

My fucking shoulders are killing me right now.

SPEAKER_05 25:21

Yeah, you went, you went to the gym and showered. You look fucking dapper, dude. I wish people could see you right now. Dapper, kid. You look so nice.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

You are eating. Where the crumbs at? You left men.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

Yeah, I decided to because I gotta wear this to a wedding. Yeah. I might buy new jeans. These are a little faded, but yeah, I was gonna go buy some boots. It's like uh like a Western theme wedding. Yeah. A cowboy, like everyone's dressing like that. So I was like, alright, well, I guess I'll go buy boots.

SPEAKER_05 25:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

And then some maybe a hat. We'll see. That's why I braided my hair. No, we don't have it up.

SPEAKER_05 25:53

So can I ask you something? As a native man, is cowboy like is that something that nope. Is that why you guys all like the cowboys? No. Why does everybody like the cowboys? Like it's America's team. But every native person I've known, I want to say, is a fucking cowboys fan. All the natives I know are fucking 49ers. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

I agree with Chris. Really? I've seen that one.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

Huh.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

I just where you're from, dude. I know fucking a lot of natives that like the Redskins too. See? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 26:24

Or the Washington commanders. The commanders now. Yeah. Is that offensive to you that they changed it?

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Yes and no. At some because it kind of took away a representation. Right. They could have, you know, still had the guy on there, because that's not like it wasn't like a racist image. That was an actual chief. Yeah. You know? So yeah, I don't know. Uh I think they could uh it changed the name and kept the the gentleman. Right. Because he could have been a commander. Yeah. You know, I mean, yeah, it's it's that's the thing, dude, and they do a really well job in the the land lakes fucking butter.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

Yeah, yeah, they took her off.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Yeah, they took her off, kept the land as usual.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

Damn, dude, that's on the nose, bro.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Holy shit. Yep, they took her off her land and yeah. They kept the lake.

SPEAKER_05 27:14

Yep. What the fuck? Yeah. I'm not gonna buy that butter no more.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

Yeah, but you know, slowly, I don't think we even I've never had that butter. It was good. Crocker's or what's what's the what's the what's the butter? Not crocker's, is it?

SPEAKER_05 27:29

There's a croc home home crock crocker. I don't know, dude. I used to use the brown one. Yeah, yeah, the big tub. Yeah, do tubs and stuff, yeah. Yeah. Um I I usually like to get uh well when I'm feeling super fancy, I like that Irish cream shit. The Irish the good Irish. I don't remember, yeah. Yeah. That shit's really carry gold. That stuff's fire, dude.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

You can't have you could buy like a shit ton of that at Costco.

SPEAKER_05 27:54

Costco, yeah, for like 14 bucks. It's a big brick of it.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Yeah, dude, that shit'll last you forever. Not in my house. Yeah. I guess you do have kids, huh? I snack on that shit. You're gonna clog your arteries. What?

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Yeah. No way. Yeah, dude. Nah, dude, I'm solid. Butter is gonna kill you. I like it. I'll take a slice here and there.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

Wait, Chris. I feel like this is such a uniquely like Mexican experience. Yeah. Did you ever do like you put like butter on tortillas? Yeah, microwave it, and that's just microwave it?

SPEAKER_05 28:26

I would just put them on the burner. Oh, I'd put it on comal, yeah. Yeah, I'd put it on the burner. With dude, that's not a Mexican thing. I used to do that shit all the time. It's kind of Mexican thing. Is it? Yeah. Damn. Well, my dad, my dad was a framer for a long time. Yeah, there you go. He probably got him in the morning one time and just like, yeah. He's like, oh, all right. Simone. Toma, toma, Jay, toma. Grossios, Pedro? Yeah. Leonardo?

SPEAKER_04 28:53

That's funny.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

S. Taban?

SPEAKER_03 28:56

Oh, dude, so good.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Dude, no, that shit's good, dude.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

I like it. So another Mexican thing is too, is if you get well, I don't know if it's Mexican. It's just a lot of things we you adapt from other cultures. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

Well, I mean, we did I mean, like we did steal this land from Mexico, so it's natural that we would kind of take some of the ingredients and food.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

It's like that's where they put all the meat and they shave it off. But that's that's like a Middle Eastern thing. Right. But yeah, we use it too in Mexico. Yeah. So like a lot of things are borrowed. Yeah. But what we do to we get like toast, right, and then butter it, but then just like sprinkle a little bit of sugar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Or cinnamon, a little bit of cinnamon too.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Uh just sugar. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

I've had I've had sweet bread.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

Yeah. But yeah, that's typically something a Mexican would do in the morning and then dip it in their coffee and just eat it.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

So I wouldn't do the dipping in the coffee. I'll do that with a fucking macaroon. Macarons? I like macarons. Fresh ones. Dude, in a fucking nice cappuccino and a macaroon. Oh my god, dude. It's my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

How do y'all say macaron?

SPEAKER_05 29:59

Well, there's macarons and there's macarons. There's they're different. Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

So the one with an extra O is, I believe, the one with that has the coconut and the chocolate. That's the long shell looking one that is chocolate dip.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Are those the ones that are always like colorful?

SPEAKER_05 30:15

No, no, that's macaroon. Macron. Macron are the sandwiches, the little sandwiches? Yeah. Those are the shit. Those are the shit. And then also the shit are macaroons, which are the ones that are usually chocolate dipped or something.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Oh my god. I never knew they were all dipped.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

We're just dropping knowledge like clumsy librarians over here, dude.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

Holy shit. To my understanding. No, it's to my understanding the one with the double O is the coconut and chocolate. Yeah, it looks like a shell.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

I thought they were all coconut, like no matter what.

SPEAKER_03 30:50

No, macaroon, it's so it's almond, it's almond flour, and then a filling. And then so what you do is you get the like a piping bag, and so you make lip circles, and then it rises up, and then you gotta carefully so macaroons aren't hard to make, they're easy to fuck up. It's the difference. So you can make them easily, but then you when you're building it, you could crush that shell because it's just air in between.

SPEAKER_05 31:14

Macron, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:15

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Have you guys made macro macarons?

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Macron? Macaron?

SPEAKER_05 31:21

That's the little sandwiches that come in colors. Have you all fucking macarons?

SPEAKER_03 31:25

No, I have not. No. Yeah. I have.

SPEAKER_06 31:27

Really?

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Yeah, it's just food coloring and fucking, like I said, uh almond flour. Yeah. I really like the pistachio ones. I actually have a recipe in my drawer.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 31:36

I like the pistachio ones.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

That should be the next podcast. Or that should be your first recorded one. You guys should like do a little baking moment.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

I do regret to inform everybody that I did not make pickled hot dogs. I was really excited about the pickled hot dogs thing until I did some research and realized that Chris was right, and there's hella pickled hot dogs everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

I'm telling you, dude, you do go to fucking what's called and just buy them. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_05 32:04

The world market? Yeah. It's kind of frustrating because I thought I was onto something. But it's okay. That's not the first dream I've ever had crash and burn. I had a lot of those.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

Let's get into that.

SPEAKER_05 32:16

I'm a dreamer, dude.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

I think I am too.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 32:19

But I think I'm a delusional dreamer.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

Why is that?

SPEAKER_02 32:22

I think like I don't know. I just convinced myself that it's happening until it happens. Destiny.

SPEAKER_05 32:30

How is that delusional?

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Well, I think it's apparently delusional because it's just like it's a very like picket till you make it mindful.

SPEAKER_05 32:38

To believe beyond reality and then it comes true? Yeah. It's called manifestation. I don't think that's destiny. That's manifestation. Nope, because you can shift it. You can shift your destiny. People change shit up all the time. Here you go. Oh, macaron! Yah!

SPEAKER_01 33:01

No, this one isn't macro macaroon.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

But then it says macaron. It spells it different. Both ways? Why?

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Yeah, because there's a difference between them.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Yeah, we should bake.

SPEAKER_05 33:18

We don't have an oven. Oh, we could use that one. Do you think, dude, we have a pocket oven in the back? Oh yeah. We do have an oven. We could bake.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

Yeah, dude, I've made cookies in here. Have you guys not got to be? I haven't been here for cookies. Dude, yeah, I used to make cookies in the back. What the fuck? Me and Kayla. That's like a that's like a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday when I'm not here. Yeah. Dude. Whatever. I don't want Monday cookies. I want Tuesday cookies.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

They're not, dude. I would just buy like the the like Pillsbury, like they're little squares. Yeah. Yeah, you just fucking lay down some tinpoil on the thing.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

The Monday ones aren't made with love.

SPEAKER_05 33:54

No, they're spite. Because he's like, fucking, these guys are making me fucking with cookies. I don't know. I'm not even supposed to be here today.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

Yeah, I just that's what I did. The whole fucking shop smells wonderful. I bet. Yeah. Yeah, that shit goes, dude. But then, like, if you put too many, it turns into just one big cookie. That'd be cool though. You just kind of cut it like a brownie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:17

Did you ever have those oatmeal cookies with the frosting on top?

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Dude, those were so good. You still get them at the dollar store, I'm pretty sure. I want them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

My grandma used to have those on deck, dude.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Yeah, that is an old person's name. Like a little Debbie's friend.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

Yeah, dude. And you just heat them up just a little bit. Those, those dipped in coffee and black coffee are fucking so good.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Or stroop waffles.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Stroop waffles at the shit.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 34:40

Um. Yeah, those aren't bad. I think you're just hungry. I'm pretty hungry, yeah. I just ate the trail mix. That trail mix is good, dude. It's got the dried pineapple, which can kill her, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Oh, you're allergic to pineapple? Yeah. Aren't you from Hawaii? I know sissy, dude.

SPEAKER_06 34:56

I think it's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

That's crazy. And it's not like you guys eat it all the time. Do you guys do Hawaiians?

SPEAKER_02 35:04

I mean, it it's pretty common.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

It's pretty Aloha brother.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Because you put it what like it's hard because it's like you don't want to be like, you don't want to like stereotype something, but it's like, damn, we do be eating pineapple, like a lot of phone.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

Yeah, we says it's in abundance on the island. Yeah, and spam. Yeah, spam. Ooh, dude, spam's a shit.

SPEAKER_05 35:23

You know, I okay, so I'll I'll come out and say it. I fucking hate spam. Really? What? Have you had it correctly? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

Have you had it just like that out of the can? Or have you guys like have you?

SPEAKER_05 35:39

I don't know what I don't even dude. It's been I've I wanna I want to have some good spam. I want it, especially spam and eggs and like all this shit. Like Coco Moco or whatever the fuck it's called. Coco Loco? Coco Moco? Yeah. That sounds awesome now. Like as I'm getting older, I'm like, what why? But it's because I've always hated hot dog and like all those things and like whatever it is. Yeah, it's and you know, I my imagination soars, dude. Like I go a million miles an hour with my imagination. So for me, it's like, oh dude, it's just a bunch of beaks and fucking like you know, it's ignorant, it's stupid. But yeah, I definitely want to try some spam.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

You have to have it right. That's what yeah, that's what everybody says. You have to have a good experience with it.

SPEAKER_05 36:25

Yeah, I need to go to a little Hawaiian place and eat some fucking breakfast. Go to Jack's. No, not Jack's Pegs.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Pegs. Pegs they have the Hawaiian section.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

Pegs is horrible. Yeah. I've never not gotten food poisoning from pigs.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Which one do you go to North Valley one though? Yeah. That's why.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

And that one is just like it feels dingy.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

Most of them do. I feel like they're pretty like cheaper. But that's the lot of pops you need to go to.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

I feel like going in there feels like you're on an episode of like shameless.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

Like it just feels like everything's like nasty and dirty and I just recently saw some video on Instagram, I think it was, and it was this like these kids in Reno that went to this breakfast spot down on 4th Street. It's like this little Mexican spot. And I dude, we have to go. The Chile Aquiles, like, holy fuck, dude. Yeah. We gotta figure out what that is. Because it looked like it was on fourth? I want to say it was on fourth.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Like downtown?

SPEAKER_05 37:22

Um, kind of over by uh Hope's clinic. Over over kind of by PJ's. Or JJ's, sorry. JJ's Pike Company? Yeah. Oh, are you talking about the little one that's like literally next door to it? Maybe. It's not the little no, it's not. I know what you're talking about. That Mexican spot. It's not that spot that sells the to go margaritas.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

Balcony right there. Yeah. Are not like like an outsourced like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit to go margaritas, dude, which is wild to me.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Question.

SPEAKER_05 37:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Applebee's? I feel like Applebee's tried very hard to like appeal to millennials with like Doloritas.

SPEAKER_03 38:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Do y'all think that worked?

SPEAKER_03 38:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

Fucking, you know how many people got shit faced in a fucking Applebee's, dude? Go start a fight.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

See, I feel like I missed out on like prime Applebee's Dolorita, like messiness.

SPEAKER_03 38:18

I didn't go because that was more of a Caucasian thing. Applebee's going to go drink at an Applebee's.

SPEAKER_05 38:27

Yeah, no. I never did that. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 38:30

But um. That's some waiting shit. Yeah. But they they have like full on bars inside of them, which is crazy to me. Oh, yeah. And chilies and shit. Never in my mind have I thought, like, let's go get fucked up at Applebee's.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

Didn't they start doing like an event? Like, it would be like.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

Was it all you could drink? Because I would have gone to that.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

No, it was like buy one, get one, wasn't it? It was like one for you, one for me.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

No, it was like, it was like they they brought out like black lights and they'd like throw little parties like every once in a while at Applebee's. I swear. That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 39:04

I don't know about that. I wouldn't Yeah, because like millennials were like partiers. So I wouldn't put it past them to do something like that.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

You're not a millennial?

SPEAKER_03 39:13

I am, yeah. Yeah, we like to fucking party, bro.

SPEAKER_05 39:16

Yeah. I don't know. Why do you think I had to go sober? Nobody ever said, you know what? I'm sober five years because I didn't have a problem.

SPEAKER_03 39:27

Yeah, I literally just went to a rave on Saturday, dude.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

That is I'm so sad I can't go.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

That was just pretty cool too. It was downside. It was like down in the basement. It's fucking hot as fuck in there, but it was cool. Where was it? That like video gameplay? It used to be the Santa Fe downtown. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So now it's like an arcade up top. Interesting. And then downstairs, I think it's just a seller for like whatever.

SPEAKER_05 39:49

They have uh artist studios up upstairs.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

Do they? All like rent it?

SPEAKER_05 39:55

Yeah, you can rent them out. Okay. It's like seven a month. 700 a month?

SPEAKER_03 39:59

Yeah, I guess that had to be your career then, huh? Yep. Huh. But yeah, they're pretty sick. It was pretty cool and it was all face-to-face DJing. That's to it. So they would play off of each other.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

Oh my god, that sounds really fun.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

So it was pretty cool. But they what they did, which I kind of liked because it kind of kept you in the moment, they'd put stickers on your cameras. When you walked in, they'd take your phone and put a fucking sticker over it and then give it back to you. Interesting. Yeah. So I liked it. That's why I didn't take a lot of video.

SPEAKER_06 40:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Yeah. I took like two pictures with like my my front camera. Yeah. That was that.

SPEAKER_05 40:36

Interesting. Yeah. Huh. What if you would have pulled out a flip phone?

SPEAKER_06 40:42

They would have been like, alright. Yeah. Hi, five.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

I think they let you take in cameras though. Yeah. Like actual point shoots. Yeah. Yeah. But they they had like two or three photographers there.

SPEAKER_05 40:55

Yeah, no interchangeable lenses usually at events.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

Yeah. Yep. It's pretty lame. Yeah. But yeah, for the most part, it was pretty chill, dude. I liked it. I had a good time. We left relatively early. I think we left at like one.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

So that is early in the morning, dude. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

No. Um.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

I don't know. I don't know if I'm looking for like a chill experience if I'm going to a rave though.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Yeah. I think I'm manifesting like Well, we fucking because I left here and I had to rush home, get ready, and then go uh roll out to pick up my friend, and then we went to dinner, and then we went downtown and drank. And then we went to the rape. Yeah. So it was a bit of a mission. Yeah. Got all primed up, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:39

That's tight. Hell yeah. What day was that?

SPEAKER_03 41:43

Saturday.

SPEAKER_05 41:43

Saturday?

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Balls deep in that. These dang.

SPEAKER_05 41:48

Pretty sure I was uh Oh no, I had a good night Saturday night.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

How was your Saturday night?

SPEAKER_05 41:54

I was good.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Well yes.

SPEAKER_05 41:57

I got the skateboard, I got to eat, I got to smash, and I fell asleep. Nice. Smashed on the couch too.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

I love the duality. Like, Rave or like Smash at home.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

Yeah. And then I forgot that we got this like pet cam.

SPEAKER_06 42:14

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

Yeah. Oops. Like right after we were about to go get some ice cream at the store. And she's like, the camera. And I was like, oh shit. Yeah. And yeah, I got some of it. It was kind of cool.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

Well, luckily I just went to y'all. Like Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:29

Well, you know, I suppose maybe the company was some little Chinese kid in Asia jacking off to it by now, but no, because the the same thing happens to me, but it's like I didn't know that person.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Like they just attached. So it's like, um, that could be anywhere. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:47

Yeah, that's weird. That is weird. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

No bueno.

SPEAKER_05 42:53

You should tug on that guy's nuts so hard that they just like when you let go, they just stay down. Yeah, like Joe Dirt's dog, remember? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:04

Oh, dude, he got stuck to the porch. Fucking nuts. That bitch came back with the hedge clippers.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

Yeah, no, it's like, no, no, no. Ouch. But I feel at that point it's like, you know, there's nothing I can do about it, so why am I gonna be paranoid, you know?

SPEAKER_05 43:20

Delete the video. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yeah, it is what it is. Shit happens. Everyone has a sex video nowadays.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

True. We're all we're all know better than Kim Kardashian.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

Definitely not better. I mean financially. But like I think in every other way.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

Yeah. I wonder what yeah, I wonder what kind of people they really are. I that none of that shit's gotta be real. I think uh some part of it is some, yeah, but that's like you look at like people like Paris Hilton, right? Paris Hilton comes off as this total ditzy fucking thing, but dude, she is so smart. Yeah, she's a

SPEAKER_02 44:00

She never came across that way though. I feel like what? I feel like other people like forced that narrative on her. Because I always saw her as intelligent. I mean, that's hot.

SPEAKER_03 44:12

That girl?

SPEAKER_02 44:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

Dude. Well, so I don't think she I don't think she toned that shit down though. She did over time. Yeah. Yeah, but what we saw, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

What we saw, she they was ditzy and dumb, and like, dude, it was bad. Like, they did it intentionally. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 44:28

That's what I just said was that it was fucking that's awesome. That's brilliant. That's what I was getting at. I was like, that's fucking crazy to do that.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Like, but I mean, I feel like it was always very obvious that like that was her brand, you know what I mean? Like, and that's inherently smart. At first. That's inherently smart. Like, you know, like have yourself associated with something. Like, like you said, like that's hot.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

Like everybody knows who that is, dude. Yeah, yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 44:53

Like, that's brand new.

SPEAKER_05 44:54

Because she's like three years older than me.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

Um, yeah. You know her parents used to own this place.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

That's a sick name.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

That's why it was called the Hilton.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

I Yeah. I don't think I was alive when this was the Hilton.

SPEAKER_05 45:10

I used dude, I was 86 from here when it was the Hilton.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

Yeah, for the most part it was uh I think they closed quite a few because it I think that one time they did go kind of broke.

SPEAKER_05 45:23

Yeah, I'm sure. That's that's business. That's the ebb and flow of business.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

Yeah, but Paris did quite well for herself, so I think she was all sorts of stuff going on.

SPEAKER_05 45:33

She's got like makeup lines, clothing lines.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

Even though a lot of Hilton's I see now, I don't see really big, like you know, they're all kind of small, like uh, you know, business.

SPEAKER_05 45:42

Right. Like, you know, econo lodge type shit.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

Yeah. Like business travelers. Yeah, exactly. That's I see a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't actually see like grand hotels anymore like this. I don't resorts.

SPEAKER_02 45:55

I don't really ever remember a time being like a resort style Hilton. Yeah. Like it is very just like late holiday and like yeah, that's what they've brought it down to.

SPEAKER_05 46:06

Because they could have think about that. You could have five hundred of those across the country with all those fucking rooms, or you could have one or two of these.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Yeah. Did we stay in a Hilton?

SPEAKER_03 46:19

I think I might have stayed at Hilton when we went to Interpol. Did you? To watch Interpol. Yeah. Or it might have been a holiday in, actually. Yeah. It's one of the two. It started with an H. But it was chill. I liked it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:32

Dude, yeah, as long as there's no like bed bugs and like floral shit all over. Like it doesn't look like some old like LA fucking. Dude, those things are so run down and gross down in LA.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

I had a pretty good view because they put us on like the very top. Yeah. And she was like 18 stories. So I had a pretty nice view of the river and like that yellow bridge that's in. West Sac, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:51

Yeah. I like West Sacramento. There's a restaurant right over there. I don't remember what it's called. It's right off of the river. You like go over the river from downtown and you take a left and another left, and it's like on this weird little fucking road. But dude, it was like one of the best places.

SPEAKER_03 47:09

All those fucking roads are weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:11

Yeah, there's a lot of weird spots over there.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

It's just how it grew because it was just a small town at first. Like us, dude. I'm pretty sure people think we have weird ass roads. Yeah. But yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

We so do. And everybody here drives horribly.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Dude, no one knows where the fuck they're going, even though they've lived here their whole life, dude.

SPEAKER_05 47:29

Right. Yeah, that's crazy. I know I'll say something to somebody about where something is, they're like, where is that? I'm like, well, you know, like where the old fucking lists used to be. And they're like, what? I'm like, come on, man. Yeah. Been here for 40 years, man.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

But yeah, that's that's there's a pretty good eats, you know, in in SAC, dude. There's this little coffee shop, I totally forgot what it was called, but it was down the street from our room. Yeah. And it's like a they sell like this fucking, it looks like it's a concha, but they turned it into a turtle. So there's like little arms and shit. It was it was pretty decent size, like this. And then they sell a big fucking concha. Like you, I think that shit's like 50 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

When when I went to Japan on Mount Fuji, they have like this little like like bread place, and it's like it's like melon-flavored bread.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

So good.

SPEAKER_03 48:22

That's my shit, dude. I get that shit at Haru. At the the honeydew bread. Like it's melon. They call it melon.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Haru, what's that?

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 48:30

Is that here?

SPEAKER_03 48:31

Yeah, Haru. Where? So you know where uh Longley is? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

Off the town.

SPEAKER_03 48:37

Down the street from the mall. From Meadowwood.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:39

So like you're going towards Mariloma. So if you're on McCarran, and then you're gonna go and you're gonna hit Longley eventually, but it's off to their.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

Is it like a cafe or no?

SPEAKER_03 48:49

It's a full-blown fucking Japanese restaurant.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

Really? Yeah. Okay, we'll have to go.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

The katsudan, my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

Do they have udon there?

SPEAKER_03 48:58

Yeah, they have udon. I think they have soba noodles too. They have udon, soba. I like drunken noodles. Drunken noodles. Isn't that Thai? Probably. And then what is the other one? Cho no. I forgot the other style of ramen, but yeah, they have it. It's just pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

I love ramen.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Yeah, ramen's good. I like it better than pho.

SPEAKER_05 49:26

Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Once again, I think we are all like just hungry as a butt because the the conversation has led back to food like five times.

SPEAKER_03 49:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

I'm pretty hungry.

SPEAKER_03 49:38

Tonkatsu. Tonkatsu. Yeah, that's the ramen I was thinking of. I'm pretty sure. I could be confusing it with another dish. But yeah. Good stuff. I like it. Good curry. Yeah. I wish it was a little spicier. Japanese curry isn't spicy.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

It isn't. No. It is not.

SPEAKER_03 49:55

Not even they're like hot.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

And they'll even say it's spicy too. They'll be like, oh, oh, be careful, be careful. Oh, watch that. It's like, no, babe, that's nothing.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

Yeah. Well, you know, it's funny too because my thinking my parents are going to Spain in a few months. Yeah. And uh I was in there, I looked at my dad, I was like, you better take hot sauce. Yep. And he's like, what? I was like, yeah, dude, Spain doesn't do fucking spicy. Like not and if they do, it's not spicy like how we eat. Yeah. He's like, you're right. Dang. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:24

He gets some duty-free hot sauce. Probably get hot sauce from all over the world in an airport. Yeah, maybe. That's what I think. That's what I would do. Or I would bring some too just in case. But I just buy little things of Tabasco, dude.

SPEAKER_03 50:41

I like Tabasco. It's got a lot of heat to it. Tabasco has like it's all that vinegar that's in it.

SPEAKER_05 50:45

Yeah. Yeah. It fucking cuts through everything. Yeah. It's really good in ramen. Like shitty ramen.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

I um what's the Korean? The Korean one? It's not it's not a hot sauce, but it's like their like chili seasoning. Starts with the K, I think. Or no, the G. I forget, but I'll slap that shit in my ramen. Pretty good. Dude, there's a bunch of cool sauces that they have, dude. I think Koreans like more spicy shit than anything. Yeah, dude. Dude, that's that what's that? What's the what's the ramen with the bird on it? It's like a chicken.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

Uncle Duck.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

Dude, that shit. That'll fuck you up. Really? Yeah, that like times two or times three or whatever they have now. Yeah, that shit's fucking hot.

SPEAKER_05 51:25

Huh. I'll have to try it.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Your fucking ears start ringing, dude. Yeah. Some of it gets fucking crazy. Four alarms, man. Yeah. That's sick. There, dude, they actually, and it's not, it's it's more stir-fry than ramen, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 51:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:40

Because you kind of like you cook it and then you you pour a little water and then you put that sauce and then you fry it up on the on the skill on the skillet or pan.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

Is there any like spicy food that like you're genuinely genuinely like scared to like try?

SPEAKER_03 51:54

Anything with like a reaper or like yeah, like that's stupid hot.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

I'm gonna be so honest, and I think this is so lame, but Crazy D's hot chicken has to be scared forever now.

SPEAKER_06 52:04

Really?

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Yeah, well, I remember one time I had gone with two of my friends and they were like they wanted to try the like the spiciest that they had. And the guy put some of that seasoning on fries and both of them ended up throwing up in the back.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Because it was like such a like have you seen like was it was it made with like Carolina Reaper or something?

SPEAKER_02 52:27

It is?

SPEAKER_03 52:28

I don't know. That's that's because I know or like a ghost pepper probably. Cause what's the what's the one over there on in Legends?

SPEAKER_05 52:36

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

Some kids did the same thing because we go there after the gym sometimes. Yeah. And then um Yeah, they see they're all like, oh yeah, uh fucking, we'll try the hot stuff. Dude, they were outside like fucking like getting water and spitting it out. Like they were fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

No, that's exactly what it's like.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

It looks like they got maced. It's actually what it looked like. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like they had got maced. Yeah, that shit's hilarious. I love it.

SPEAKER_05 53:08

I'm looking up the Crazy D's menu right now to see if they Crazy D's sounds so good right now, though.

SPEAKER_03 53:15

Is that the one that looks like the they have like the big ass piece of chicken and it looks like a fucking piece of shit.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

It do, but it's so good.

SPEAKER_03 53:23

It's just too brown, dude. It's like it literally looks like they give you a piece of shit. So appetizing.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

That does not look appetizing, dude.

SPEAKER_02 53:33

I don't know. All the food causes me so hungry. Reaper. Yeah, it has a reaper in it.

SPEAKER_03 53:37

It has Reaper in it, that's why.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

Oh hell no.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

I'm pretty sure that was like the hottest one for the longest time. I think that might be something.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

I had that. We had that once and it was awful. Yeah. Something with Reaper on it.

SPEAKER_03 53:49

It's not even enjoyable. I I had tried the world's hottest jerky in Vegas. It was uh it was down on Fremont on the little shipping container like part. They they have like a bunch of shops there. And so I'd fucking walk in. I walked in, I was like, what's your hottest one, dude? And then he's all like, oh, this one, it's I think it was called Black Label. Yeah, it's a fucking Carolina Reaper, Trinidad Scorpion, fucking Ghost Pepper, and like a few other smaller like habanero and like and yeah, I was like, alright, cool. Yeah, no, dude, because it was the world's hottest jerky. And so I fucking ate one bite of that shit. I was like, not bad, not bad. And I walked out, turned right back around, I was like, give me fucking water right now, dude. He's like, yeah, damn straight, kid. And then he's like, Alright, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to the bar, right? You're gonna get a fucking shot of tequila, you're gonna drink it. That'll kind of numb you up, but bite the lime because that acidity will take it away.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

I feel like that would make it so much worse.

SPEAKER_03 54:47

Oh, the acidity, dude. Limes and lemons, dude. Yeah, it's like that citrus.

SPEAKER_05 54:51

Like, I don't know what it is about it, but it'll cut the that's what uh Gordon Ramsay did on hot ones.

SPEAKER_03 54:58

Yeah, but that pull was trying to like fucking dude. You gotta bite that shit. He was just being silly. If you bite that shit, dude, it'll it'll dull it. It's not gonna get rid of it.

SPEAKER_05 55:06

No, yeah, but it'll it'll dole it down enough to handle it.

SPEAKER_03 55:08

Yeah, and then I couldn't taste anything for two days.

SPEAKER_02 55:11

Oh my god. At that point, like the world's hottest jerky, then tequila, then the lime. Like, I'm I I think my mouth will never recover.

SPEAKER_03 55:18

Like, well the the the idea behind the the tequila is to get you drunk so you're not you know feeling much. But and then we went to the wing stop after. But like we were all getting fucked up. Atomic. Yeah. That's exactly what I said. Peter I was like, so we can atomic? No. Come on, man. Um, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:38

After that, it's kind of like yeah, what's nothing's gonna hurt you after that.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

Yeah. I mean, no, it is hot, but it's nothing compared to that. So it's everything's kind of like a little more reasonable on the scale.

SPEAKER_02 55:53

Oh yeah. Are you guys wanting to see the Michael Jackson movie? Oh, I already did.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Yeah, I've seen it.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

No spoilers, I get to see it tonight. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:00

I like it.

SPEAKER_02 56:02

I feel like it brings up like the conversation about Michael Jackson a lot more, and I feel like people are very split on it.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

How so?

SPEAKER_02 56:10

Like, I feel like a lot of people were saying, like, oh, like, everybody was talking about Michael Jackson, but he's one of the only people that weren't in the Upstein Files.

SPEAKER_05 56:18

Yeah, he was like trying to protect kids. Who's actually protecting kids? Macaulay Colkin came out and said that.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

I feel the same.

SPEAKER_03 56:24

Yeah. Yeah, dude. And then um, and it all makes sense too because fucking uh the label that won't be named. Uh he started getting all the fucking uh all the catalog. And so like, no, this motherfucker's making too much money.

SPEAKER_05 56:38

So got too powerful. Yep. Yeah. That's what happened. Same shit, dude. Same stuff that happened to fucking Chris Cornell. All sorts of shit, dude.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

But that motherfucker could sing.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

And dance.

SPEAKER_03 56:57

Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess when your dad fucking kicks the shit out of you for not doing it right. Yeah. You get pretty good. They did a really good job at fucking casting Joe in that movie, dude. That fuckers straight up look like a werewolf in that movie too.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

Have you guys seen that clip? It was like, it was like when it was still Jackson 5, and I forget who it was, but they were like introducing themselves, and it was like, oh, like, I'm Tito Jackson, the the funnest Jackson. Like they were all like doing that, and then Michael Jackson, he's like, and I'm the skinniest Jackson. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

Makes sense. It's funny.

SPEAKER_02 57:34

Like they I'm the most fun having Jackson. I'm respectful. Yeah. I'm the skinniest Jackson. And he's singing. He let everybody know.

SPEAKER_03 57:44

That fool was funny as fun. I still I think I still like the the American Dream better. The the first movie they made. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It was the Jackson 5, the American Dream, I've I'm pretty sure that shit's on Tubi.

SPEAKER_05 57:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:58

Let's watch it. Oh, yeah, it's pretty cool. A lot of people didn't know, but like the Jackson were Jehovah's Witness. I didn't know that. Prince was Donald Glover or childish Gambino. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're Jehovah's Witnesses. Interesting. Well growing up at least. I wonder what they're doing. Jehovah. Somehow they're producing all these great artists.

SPEAKER_05 58:22

Yeah, because they're not fucking doing caffeine. Yeah. That's how they're doing it. Why are you laughing and scoffing? No, they can't. Jehovah's Witness can't do that. They motherfuckers drink coffee all the time. No.

SPEAKER_02 58:33

No, I'm pretty sure that's what they can have. No, I know for Mormons, like that's what they can have. That's why like they need like fucking like booted up on soda. They love soda.

SPEAKER_03 58:43

Was it not, then isn't it Dr. Pepper they can't drink? There's something like that.

SPEAKER_05 58:49

They're only allowed 22 flavors.

SPEAKER_03 58:51

Or was it not like dark sodas or some shit?

SPEAKER_02 58:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:56

I don't know, but that is just so inherently funny.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

I thought it was that.

SPEAKER_02 58:59

Like yeah, baby can have Sprite, but that that root beer?

SPEAKER_03 59:02

It's racist. That red dye stuck in there, dude. That's super racist. Alright, well, I don't know much about Mormon, so.

SPEAKER_05 59:09

Did you know that root beer started because of a guy's sobriety?

SPEAKER_03 59:13

Really?

SPEAKER_05 59:14

Yeah, so there was a dude from the north that came down south and was staying somewhere, and a Native American woman was making tea and it was root. It was like from the Sascarilla root, right? Yeah. And it was kind of like effervescent, like it just kind of like made him feel kind of bubbly and nice. Like and he was like, Oh, it's kind of like when I was drunk. So what he did was he created root beer over time to give them it was essentially the world's first non-alcoholic beer. That's why it's called root beer. And it was yeah, it was a soda, and it was supposed to like fill your stomach up and feel like you were drinking a beer.

SPEAKER_03 59:56

Um so the diet root beer is probably the closest thing to taste like actual like regular soda. So that's actually what helped me switch was drinking diet root beer. Because I think it's like a lot of people agree that it's the closest thing to tastes like an actual regular soda. Right. And then like after you drink it for so long, dude, like everything kind of tastes like regular soda to me now. Like any diet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:20

Interesting. I'm not really a huge soda drinker. No. Every once in a while when I like I'm like, ooh, like feeling fucking fancy. I'll get a Dr. Pepper with dinner. But other than that, it's all water and tea. Yeah. I just like tea, like water. I don't need anything too fancy. Yeah. And all that extra sugar and all that bullshit. Like, I don't I don't sweeten my coffee or my tea, so pretty simple, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:44

Well, I'm Mexican, so I pour a bunch of shit in there. Why is that? It's just like sweet stuff, dude. I don't know. Sweet bread? What'd you call me?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

I feel like as a Mexican, we will just put anything in anything. Like it just more is more.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

We like it sweet, we like it spicy.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:09

Yep. Yeah. Nice. Sweet and spicy. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Do you like candied bacon?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:17

I don't know, but that sounds so good.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

I this isn't is that the one they put like jam on it or something? Yeah, yeah. No, I haven't tried it. I haven't either.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

I thought that was like a like they like sugar cased it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:29

I don't know. I would assume that you could accomplish that with like a fucking bit of jam and then heat it up. And then kind of crystallize candy. I don't know. I don't know how it's made. What if you cook it? Dip it in chocolate, dip it in sugar, put it in the fridge, serve it cold. Dude, do you remember in like the like mid-2010s where everything had fucking bacon in it? Mm-hmm. Fucking Denny's had the bacon shakes, they had the bacon like dude, it was crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:59

Because there was too many pigs. No, I'm serious. Oh, I have no idea. There were too many pigs. All the ranchers were like, what are we gonna do with all these pigs? Yeah. I'm dead serious, dude. That's when the bacon ador was created. I bet. Yeah, dude. No one had a bacon cheeseburger before then. Yeah, that was. Nope. Didn't exist. Nope, you're wrong. I'm good right now. A bacon cheeseburger? Yes. Yeah, without the bun.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:24

It tastes good, dude. Uh the the uh hangover burger right here in the grand cafe.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:28

At the grand cafe. Yeah, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:30

Yeah, I fuck with it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:31

Um how much is it pretty heavy? Big big girthy boy?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:35

Yeah, although you gotta get it right away because that fucker will that bread will disintegrate because of the moisture that they put in those containers. Yeah. So you kinda gotta get it right away.

unknown 1:02:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:45

Do they have protein stall? They have to. Oh, I I couldn't tell you, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:50

Yeah. Just tell them to put lettuce around it, lettuce wrap it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:53

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Turn it into a lettuce fucking crunch wrap supreme. Well, on that note. Crunch wrap supremes are good. Yeah. We should go. We should go eat. On what note? What are you talking about? One note. We're up. Are we up? Yeah. We're up. We're up. Yeah. We're up.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:11

That's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:12

That was it, dude. You talked enough. I'm just kidding. No, you did good. That was do you feel redeemed?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:18

I think I redeemed myself.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:19

You got a little quiet there for a second. You got a little nervous.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

I did.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:22

You got nervous. I know we just take over.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

I'm a nervous thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:26

Strong, strong opinions about things.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:28

Yes. I was quiet there for a minute. I let her have her moment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:33

Yeah, I looked up some food places in Sacramento. You know, I let her have let you have your moment. I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

It's hard because really, like the past few days I've just been speaking in Jersey Shortalk.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:44

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:45

Let's go. I gotta go. Alright, guys. Bye. Bye. Alright, see you guys.