Neva-DUH
Nevaduh is a podcast where we interview people that work in the nightlife industry such as bartenders,strippers,dj and bouncers
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We went in blind and now... now my friends. We see.
Hey, how's it going?
SPEAKER_02Good, how are you? Oh, are you talking to them?
SPEAKER_00No. Talking to no one really. To the void. How are you? It's your host, Chris. And Jason. Back at you with another one. We're here. We're back. Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling. It's been a couple weeks. I was on vacation.
SPEAKER_02Yes, Chris was away. I almost recorded without him, but I decided not to.
SPEAKER_00I don't think you know how to run anything.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if I would know how to do this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I usually look at the back of the computer. He looks at the screen. So he's our tech guy. He's our tech guy. I'm just uh one of the guys.
SPEAKER_00But yeah. Yeah, I just got back from Vegas like a week ago, two weeks ago now. Two weeks were we went to EDC.
SPEAKER_02Oh shit again. Yeah. Nice. Every year. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Already got my tickets for next year. Already. Yeah. That was stressful, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I I saw I saw you waiting. You're like pacing. There's like there's like a track in the wood now on the floor.
SPEAKER_00Dude, that shit took almost an hour and 40 minutes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you were walking pretty fast.
SPEAKER_00It it took a good second to to get into the to the uh purchasing page. I was in queue for yeah, almost like an hour, hour thirty something.
SPEAKER_02Dang, dude. Yeah. Never I've never done that. Yeah. You know, I'm not really all that into Taylor Swift.
SPEAKER_00But uh I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_02It sounded like you had a great time though.
SPEAKER_00It it was good. It was good. Um this year I think was a little uh better, maybe, because uh there was only two people I really wanted to see. Okay. Um that's Tiesto and uh Above and Beyond. Hell yeah. Did you see both? Yes, I saw both. And then I had a bunch of like, yeah, if we see 'em, we see them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know? Yeah. And I saw pretty much all of them. The only one I didn't get to see was I hate models. I mean, we did for like maybe ten minutes.
SPEAKER_02I hate them too, really. They're kind of stuck up usually. They're always getting in your pictures.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you know. Fucking snooty bitches.
SPEAKER_02They're always powdering their nose in the bathroom.
SPEAKER_00Right? It's strange. How much powder can you use, dude? A lot. Apparently.
SPEAKER_02Um, that's cool though. So Tiesto, that was dope. You like Tiesto?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, Tiesto, well, because that was that's uh well not his first, but his yeah, I guess his first trans set at uh at EDC, if I'm not mistaken. Actually last year might have been for his sunrise. Nice. Uh but yeah, he came on I think at like 10. It wasn't awfully late. Oh yeah. 10 11. Yeah. So that was cool. No, it was later because he the he played so it was it had been like almost midnight because the fireworks came on while he was playing. Okay. So and the fireworks go off at like 1 40.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so he played like an hour, almost two hour set.
SPEAKER_02Are those the fireworks that you showed me?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the ones that like that like go off through the whole thing. Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Yeah, they asteroid or whatever.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, that was just uh part of it. Oh, that was just someone's fucking set. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that was just yeah, because they had drones and it looked like a bunch of like little meteors. Yeah. And then they had this big fucking asteroid come down and hit the main stage and then fireworks went off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude, it's so cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, dude, they they do really cool shit with drones there.
SPEAKER_02Huh.
SPEAKER_00Uh it was a lot more uh a lot more drone drone action this year. Yeah. Yeah. Uh because they'll do it every now and again, uh past years, but this year they were kind of heavy on the drones. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02A lot of visuals.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, which was cool. But yeah, good stuff, man. Three days.
SPEAKER_02Did you in the midst of trying to get to one stage to another, did you stumble across somebody that you wouldn't have seen otherwise that you were stoked that you stumbled upon?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I think uh Sammy Virgie, I think is one of the things. I know it's Sammy, I think his last name is Virgie, or his his DJ name. Um he was hella dope. He was a cool set. He was, I think, at Neon Garden or Quantum.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00One of the two, I just don't remember.
SPEAKER_02So definitely recommend them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, he was a cool listen.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um what was the other one? Cause we cause we went from open to closed all three days. Damn. Yeah. It's fucking gnarly. And then what the fuck was that guy's name? Roz? Rose? I don't know. Roz? I think it's Roz. Okay. Uh he's cool. He's like, I don't know if he's uh he's definitely Latin. I just don't know what what part of Latin America. Yeah. Okay. R O Z.
SPEAKER_02ROZ, I'd say Roz, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, Roz. Or Rose. I you know, either way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's a tough one.
SPEAKER_00That's I think it was uh Roz because I thought they were saying Ross. Oh, okay. But yeah, some of the some of the group wanted to go watch him, and so we went and checked him out. He was hella cool. Hell yeah. But yeah, I mean I we caught we on the third day we caught this uh one guy from like the old school, like DJ Isaac. And uh he was at Wasteland and that that set was fucking cool. You could tell like he's a seasoned DJ, you know, because the way that he mixed and everything was perfect. So yeah. Yeah, everything I everyone I wanted to see are like kind of older. Okay, but the the ones we stumbled upon were cool too, you know? Like younger DJs that were up and coming and throwing it down.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Usually that's how I like find out about random bands sometimes.
SPEAKER_00Like you just stumble upon them like that, and it's just yeah, there's I stumbled upon a band because uh Instagram will tell me well who's coming to town, you know, like little ads like, oh come check out this concert at fucking uh Holland Project. Yeah. And I forgot the name, it's in my phone somewhere, but they're like post punk. It was like some pretty cool stuff. Interesting. Yeah, and I think probably go check them out.
SPEAKER_02There's a lot of really good bands like that. It's like kind of on an uptick, like a revival.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like those bands like hot or mom jeans and like hot mulligan, yeah. These kind of like undercurrent sounds, yeah, but they're mainstream now. Yeah, it's crazy, it's different, right? Because those are the things that I remember always saying, Man, I wish this kind of shit was playing on the radio back in the early 2000s, you know. It's like now it's actually like the shit they're playing on the radio.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you know, I don't I typically don't even like because if I could find it, then I could listen to it. So it's like, alright, that's for me. You know, and if I find other like-minded people, then cool. Yeah, you know, yeah, but that's why I liked raving too, you know, because that was that niche group that you know, like we found each other and we all like this music, so yeah.
SPEAKER_02I I remember one time, it was years and years ago. I've I don't even remember how long ago. This was before my first wife. I remember I went to a rave once, yeah, and I was only there to pick somebody up. Yeah, they called me for help. They were like, Oh shit, I need to get the fuck out of here. And I went inside with you know, I went in with security because I told them the situation. I'm like, look, dude, like look at all these text messages. This person wants to leave. I need to find them. Uh-huh. And so we're walking around, and dude, I was so uncomfortable. It was all hot and sweaty. Oh, dude, yeah, it's crazy. It was at um above ground. Oh, yeah. Remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, this was probably an Andy and Friends fucking event.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was an Andy and Friends event. I do remember that. Um, so everyone around me that I was looking at looked like they were like 12, 13. Everybody looked super young. It was just, it was weird. And I knew everybody was on drugs, dude. Oh yeah. Everyone, even the young kids.
SPEAKER_00Back when fucking quad sacks was hitting the streets.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, everybody was getting fucked up and yadda a mean. Yeah. That was like back the yee and all the fucking the remember. Yeah, the whoop whistle whistles and shit. Like that was so stupid.
SPEAKER_00What an asshole to put that on your car dude.
SPEAKER_02Woo whistle, dude. Oh my god, those things were so stupid. It makes the car go woo!
SPEAKER_00That shit was crazy, dude. Like, you imagine someone putting that shit on your muffler, like your exhaust, and just oh like and it was they were on like fucking like Buicks and shit. So there was a big motor, and then that put that fucking whistle on there. You'd hear them from like five blocks away.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Fucking crazy. Dude, that was like the same era of like ghost ride the whip.
SPEAKER_00Yep. That's that's like that's when Bay like became really big, you know. Mac Dre was put on it. Yeah, E40, too short. Yep.
SPEAKER_02Fuck, dude. That was all that, all that, yeah. I liked more of the Andre Nicotina than I liked like the hyphy because that wasn't as hyphy, it was more like I'm selling crack and coke over here, leave me alone.
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was it was a different, it was a different Bay Area scene, but yeah. I I liked that one a little bit better. Um the hyphy thing was just like I don't know, man. It was it was fun. It was fun, yeah. I I didn't feel like I skip your toes part of it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I wasn't ghostwriting my whip. No, dude. By no means.
SPEAKER_02I'm pretty sure you get beat up for doing something like that, Peter.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, my car, my car had bad alignment. I would have hit something. Oh, dude, or ran yourself over. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Could you imagine?
SPEAKER_00You remember when people were doing this? It wasn't ghostwriting the whip, but it was a few years back where like it was on TikTok, and you would jump out the car and you would do some fucking like dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then people would like, dude, there's so many videos of the cars just taking off, like just like you know, because they were they were going a little too fast.
SPEAKER_02That's what people don't understand, dude. You put it in neutral.
SPEAKER_00No, well, see, what you do is you stop, you know, you have it in park, and then you put it in drive, and then it'll be crazy.
SPEAKER_02But if you just like come to a coast, like a nice steady pace and just neutral it, you're good, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because it's not gonna fucking because it's not an idle and it's not gonna keep going. It's not gonna keep when it stops.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So I've always thought it was smarter to do the neutral thing. Yeah. And then when your friends get back in, you just pull the e-rit, they just smack the dash.
SPEAKER_00Dude, we did that to my we did that to my friend one time. I think I um I forgot why the fuck he was pushing it. Maybe I was trying to pop the clutch. Yeah, I think the battery had died in my dad's little Mighty Max. And he was like pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, and then um I was like, boom, I got it started. And he was like, Alright, cool, he was gonna jump in the back, and I slammed the brakes and just fucking legs clipped the tailgate. He said, Wow! I was like, Whoa shit. Oh yeah, dude, that's perfect.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that shit was wild.
SPEAKER_02Remember how much we used to fuck with our friends?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Bro, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of lot of lot of a lot of stupid shit we used to do. This shit I dare not say on.
SPEAKER_02I think you should say one, dude.
SPEAKER_00Like it's incriminating. Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay, give me give me an instance where you pranked somebody. Where it's our it's like, it's all good. Everything's fine.
SPEAKER_00Pranks. Alright, we weren't very big on pranking. We were more into doing stupid shit. Right. Illegal shit. Okay. Yeah. Um, I guess this is like one time, okay. So I won't say what it was, but one time we would happen, we happened to be out, and our friends told us about this little place where the door wasn't locked, and we ended up stealing a bunch of them. And like, I'm talking like a fuck ton. Like 30, 40 of them. Oh wow. Yeah. And we yeah, like it was it was a whole ass thing. Damn.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. That's pretty good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was wild. And we had like, you know, a couple, because we're like, fuck it, let's take our backpacks and shit. Cool, cool, cool.
SPEAKER_02The boxes are like what three or four inches?
SPEAKER_00No, well, no, because it was like they were in a cart. Okay. Yeah. And then so like we were like, oh, cool. One was open, but one was locked.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And so we're like, all right, cool. So we we filled up our backpacks and we were kind of like sneaking across, and then all of a sudden we hear we're like, what the fuck? And we turn around, and well, one of our homies had the whole cart full of them.
SPEAKER_02Oh god, dude. You scared me. Yeah, you literally just scared me.
SPEAKER_00And I was like, holy shit. And so we're like, fuck it, dude. We went and grabbed it, and we were all running with it, and then we threw it in the back of a car, and we were like, oh, we bombed out. No shit. Yeah, dude. And then the next morning we were all trying to open it, and it was funny because it was kind of like uh uh what's that barbershop where the apple's trying to open the ATM? He's all like hitting it with shit, and he's like, Man, what's my mama's pin? Like trying to get it open. And uh yeah, eventually it opened up, and we're like, holy fuck, it was full of them.
SPEAKER_02No shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Just like a locked cage, like a cart. You know what you mean?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, that was a crazy, yeah. We were doing stupid shit like that. So that's wild.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was thinking more like a story like I'm saying, dude. And I put wasabi and green tea ice cream. I just literally, it was our homegirl's birthday. Yeah. And she fucking goes to the bathroom, we order our ice cream, and she's fucking taking forever, dude. Yeah. And I just grab a fucking I I move a little bit of the ice cream out of the way. I grab a big ass global wasabi, and I just pour it, or like I just bury it into the ice cream. And you know, when you grab that spoon, the first thing you're gonna do is take that bite, right? And so she comes out of the bathroom. We're all sitting there enjoying our ice cream. Your fucking eyes are burning, dude, dude. She takes the bite and she just looks right at me. She's all Jason. What the fuck? And I was like, what? What's wrong with your ice cream? She's so mad, dude. I bet.
SPEAKER_00That shit, I because I like Lasai, like, dude, I I like I'll put globs of that shit on my sushi. Yeah, dude. Because it's like, I like that burn. Yeah. It's like I like spicy shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Oh my god. To be fair, the first time we met, yeah, I met her at Super Burrito on Plum. Yeah. Uh, me and my buddy Jason used to go down there and get burritos and just hang out, or probably like, dude, I don't know, it was that and a cherry coke. But anyway, we're eating these burritos, and these these girls were sitting with these dudes and like they were just kind of like friendly, you know, and we're talking, and I like look over. And I dude, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, but I had this like booger hanging out of my face, and I just like dangled it and just I just lurped it and then took a big ass bite of my burger or my my burrito, and they were just like after that we were inseparable. It was the weirdest fucking thing. Right. I now when I think back on it, it's fucking disgusting. But I was probably I'd say like 18 at the time. Yeah, you know, dumb kid trying to fucking impress stupid people. Dude, it's disgusting.
SPEAKER_00I actually just remembered one prank we kind of and it wasn't even us, like we were all hanging out at my cousin's house, and uh my homie came up to visit from I think he was like in Reading or something at the time, and uh he ended up passing out because we were all drinking, and my fucking cousins like they're all girls, and so they like put makeup on this motherfucker looked like a geisha. So much makeup we had on this fool, dude. It was crazy how much makeup was on him, dude. Um yeah, I remember just and he was he was there with uh this chick that he had brought uh because I remember they left her dog at my house.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, trying to impress her and shit.
SPEAKER_00Uh no, he was just they were just chilling. Um, but she was awake and she's watched the whole thing go down. I guess on the car, right? He's like, what the fuck? You didn't think to wake me up? Like no, I'm not going against the grain. What are you doing, dude? Yeah, but it's I just remember that right now. I was like, God damn, dude, they helllight his ass. Yeah, she wanted to be invited back, right? Yeah. And we'll do it. I've never seen her again. Yeah, I just never saw her again, dude. He's all, you know what? I don't fuck with this. Yeah, she will because she they they I think she lived in Reading. Yeah, so yeah.
SPEAKER_02He's like, I'm not gonna fucking be with somebody that like.
SPEAKER_00And then he ended up going to Mexico, so yeah. Hell yeah. He's just out there now.
SPEAKER_02That's funny shit. Dang, dude.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, maybe I'll make that the clip because he like he'll follow, he'll listen, watch. He'll yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's good shit. Dude, yeah, we used to antique people. I remember one time this kid fell asleep, and I for I think my friend Dusty slapped him in the face and had his bare ass, like literally like inches from his face, and like when he like came up and put his bare ass into his farted.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um, pretty sure he got pink eye.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm sure, dude.
SPEAKER_02Pretty sure he got pink eye from that.
SPEAKER_00That's grounds for pink eye.
SPEAKER_02Yep, it was right in the kisser, dude. That was gross. We don't I mean, we I remember we used to go and just fuck with people, like random public people, like and that we didn't videotape it. We didn't, I mean, I think we may have videotaped a couple things, but that wasn't us fucking with people, that was more like us jumping bikes off of stuff and dumb shit. But I do remember we did record Jason riding a bike off of a like it was probably like a four foot, maybe four and a half foot, like just drop off. Like you know, like when they're getting when they're developing plots of land like for like warehouses, and there's like there's like a big flat area and then it drops off for the next building, and it's flat, and then you know, so it was like steep or like step down like that, and you know, they were they were still working on it and flattening it, and there was just these drops, and Jason was like, dude, videotape me right off of it. I was like, Alright, dude, fuck yeah, you're sick. And he's like, he just starts going, dude. And he's like, This is a bad idea, and he just fucking as soon as he left the fucking hesitation, he didn't pull up. Oh wow, he did not pull up, dude. He just fucked up so fucking hard, dude. I remember just getting over to him and he's just like just fucked up, dude. And his I I'm like looking at him and I'm like, you're good though, right? He's on my leg. My leg. I'm like, what? What's wrong with your leg? He's all my shin, dude. My shin's fucked up. Something's wrong with my shin. And he fucking, I remember him just like lifting up his pant leg just a little bit, and his fucking shoe, the tongue was just filled with blood, dude. Oh no, yeah, so he broke his shit.
SPEAKER_01Broke his shit.
SPEAKER_02He didn't break anything, but he just had this gnarly cut on his chin, like from the pet, or not the peg, but the pedal. Yeah, yeah, the pedal just fuck the teeth just got him, dude. And I remember him going to the hospital and dude. After the hospital, the first thing we thought of doing was going to Savers and having him on crutches falling into racks, and like it just continued the chaos. Like, we never stopped. Like we just left the hospital and we're like, we could use this. Yeah, we can use this. Yeah. So we didn't videotape any of that, but it was just falling into racks in front of people. Just it was so stupid, dude. But I remember that was like that was like playing on the internet, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, yeah, doing stupid shit like that, dude. I remember one time we were at the skate park, and uh you might know him, George.
SPEAKER_02I know George.
SPEAKER_00Um tattoo artist George, yeah, Ramos, yeah. Uh because we all went to school together, dude. I went to school with um a few of the tattoo artists here in town. But yeah, we were there and uh I think we were playing soccer next to the Sun Valley Skate Park in the in the hockey ring.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And he liked to do BMX. And I remember right there where the horses he went whoa, and I don't know what he was trying to do, but he went so far and like not where he was supposed to be. And he landed in the dirt. I was like, damn, dude, that shit was white. He got hella air too, which was crazy.
SPEAKER_02Did he like land it or did he land flat on his back and no, yeah, I think he ate it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I think he almost like attempted to land, but then I don't know what happened. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_02That's rough.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was that's back in like high school, I think.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's a long time ago.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Damn, dude.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, and then like the same like, dude, there's we were you know how there's like that kind of like dirt hill that kind of goes down and it'll lead to the skate park, but it's all just dirt, yeah, yeah. And then the storm drains right there. One of my fucking friends, the one we were talking about last episode, Cody and Ryan, Cody was going down that dirt hill with his bike. Yeah, the fucking handlebars came loose, and he was doing this like and his fucking he went too far forward and his fucking head. At the front tires and boom stopped it. No, dude, he just went boom and he went rolling, dude. Yeah, dude, that shit was crazy.
SPEAKER_02Oh, dude, I gotta hold on. I gotta close my eyes and see this shit because that's so good.
SPEAKER_00Dude, his fucking handlebars come loose, so he's going back and forth like this, and then he just goes too forward because you're going downhill.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're facing it down.
SPEAKER_00And then so he went forward like that. Oh, he hit the fucking front tire. I think he bent the rim too. Because he was going kind of fast.
SPEAKER_02So I want to watch someone do that so fast.
SPEAKER_00Well, the money it's like the it's the panic in the face when your fucking Humblebars come leach you like. Oh, I can't even imagine, dude. What do you do? There's nothing you can do because like you're like trying to make it. Because you're overcorrecting, dude. You're like trying to make it straight, but you're overcorrecting. So you just panic. Uh dude, I'm gonna have to fucking talk with Ryan. I was just we might as well pull him on the show. Yeah, because we used to do so much stupid shit when we were younger.
SPEAKER_02I want to see someone do that so bad.
SPEAKER_00And you know what the funny thing? I think we were fucking with our bikes, and that's why they were loose because we were yeah, because we were just fucking with our bikes. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Dude, that's funny shit.
SPEAKER_00I remember why I might have told this story, but um, we were in the same park, dude. So much stupid shit at that park, Sun Valley Park. Um, we were just got done, I think, playing football or soccer, and this one guy we used to hang out named Britton, and he was I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I had wire cutters in my fucking bag for some reason.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I wonder.
SPEAKER_00And um, he was on his bike, and I just like looked at his spoke and went and it was so loud, dude. Like you it would they're tight, yeah, dude. And like it's they're pretty thick, obviously. Just I was like, holy shit. And he got crazy, he got so mad, he's like, No, I can't ride my fucking bike, and he was so mad, dude. And then what what does that do to a bike? I mean, not one, one won't, right? But like all of those kind of you keep it round, right? So, but doing one is not gonna really maybe over time, yeah. But one would have been fine.
SPEAKER_02Get a little pinch, yeah.
SPEAKER_00So he told his mom, and his mom came to my house. So, and you know what I end up doing? Just taking a spoke off another rim, and just like, here you go. Pretty easy on it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, here you go, put it in yourself, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I might as well.
SPEAKER_02Very easy, right? Yeah, putting a spoke in a in a rim.
SPEAKER_00Dude, yeah, they just kinda you yeah, until you get to like where the sprocket is, like where the where the where the where it goes into the middle. You kind of because it's bent so it goes in at loops, right? And then you gotta, yeah. But whatever. Yeah, I didn't give a shit, dude. I was fucking I think it'd be a kid sophomore. Yeah, fuck that kid's bike. Yeah, dude. That's what we all said. See, you're grossly overreacting.
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, yeah, it's just a spoke.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, and he got heated, dude. He like threw his backpack on, like, he took his backpack off and swung it on the floor. Oh, yeah, ride my fucking bike, and I was like, oh my god, dude.
SPEAKER_02He broke like some like crazy like ceramic thing he made for his mom. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, that shit was crazy. Wild. Kid asshole.
SPEAKER_02Kids overreact a lot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I did it. Yeah, a lot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And the the lies that we'll tell to stay out of trouble. I remember one time I was driving to school and I was fucking around, dude. Just fucking around with my friends. We went to 7-Eleven when we were already running late. And it was icy outside. I remember it was a little it was a little cold. I mean, this was probably the peak of winter, and we were driving down the road, and I wasn't paying attention, and my buddies stopped in front of me, and I fucking slammed right into his car. Damn, dude. I didn't I didn't I mean, not it was enough to fuck my car up. He had a little like 1980 Toyota. Yeah, like a telete or something. No, it was a truck. Oh shit. So that thing was sturdy beast, bro. And I had like a 97 F-150 that it was my dad's. Yeah. So my fucking bumper was fucked. My you know, all the fucking fiber, every all the plastic broke. Yeah, you know, so yeah, of course it wasn't cheap to fix. And my dumbass is like, it had to have been frost on the brakes. It had to have been the frost on the brakes. Like my dad's like, oh yeah, it had to have been. Fucking idiot, dude. Like now, like, you know, my mature brain, I'm like, what a fucking idiot. Like that way. But it doesn't work like that. Yeah, it doesn't ever work like that. Black eyes, yeah. Oh dude, uh, you know, my tires locked up and I slid right into him. Yeah. Dude. Was I going kind of fast? Maybe.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Was I paying attention? Now I'm a kid. Yeah. And I have a friend in my seat.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You know who's at fault here? You gave me the keys.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and a fucking fucking $35,000 drug.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean, come on. Dude, that's I always had a fucking car. Like, I was always rolling, like, cause like even when I didn't have one, like my parents always gave me like the keys to the car to go to the movies. Right. It's probably driving way too young now that I think of it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, but yeah, we would roll out to fucking go to the movies all the time, get into some shit, go to Nemo's. Yeah. Yeah. Um, we were always rolling in uh expedition.
SPEAKER_02I remember when my mom had an expedition.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we just got that bad boy. We traded in our Tahoe, like the one that like Tony Soprano had, yeah, that like that kind of purple one, but we had the green one. Oh yeah. Uh we had a Tahoe like that, and then we we we got a brand new expedition, and we were rolling in that one for a while, me and my friends. Nice. So it was we we were always in we were always in a car. It's usually my car. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Fucking, yeah, that's typical.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I kind of liked that though, because dude, kids are shitty drivers, dude. Yeah. And like, I mean, I was an awesome driver. Yeah. But I wasn't a bad driver.
SPEAKER_00You know, I've crashed a couple times. Yeah, I never got any speeding tickets or anything like that, but and I've never seen speed. Yeah, I've never crashed one of the cars.
SPEAKER_02When you're like I've been hit, yeah, but like I haven't been the at fault driver. Yeah, I haven't, I've never been at fault for a crash. Yeah. I've rolled a car.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I did uh crash the Silverado. That was my fault.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But other than that, yeah, I've never I've been in car accidents, but never at fault.
SPEAKER_02Dang.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I rolled a car. I fucking that sucked. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I almost lost my hand, dude. My fucking scar on my hand was from that car accident. Yeah. My hand got stuck under the top of the car and it was upside down. Yeah, it was it sucked, dude. Car slid on my hand and fucking it was it was fucked up, dude.
SPEAKER_00Fucking skeleton.
SPEAKER_02I you could see some shit. Yeah, I bet you fucking pulse it. It was gross. It was pretty fucked up.
SPEAKER_00Um I broke this whole hand.
SPEAKER_02Did you?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Basketball.
SPEAKER_02You're supposed to grip your dick that hard.
SPEAKER_00Alright, that's what I get for using my lift. Yeah, you're so strong. Alright. No, I uh we were playing basketball and I fucking went up to dunk it. Yeah. And my hand got caught in the in the net in the fucking because it was one of those with the water on the, you know, one of the like movable basketball. Yeah. Yeah, my hand got caught and I went back and it fucking the the hoop just went boom into the concrete. And yeah, I broke this whole hand.
SPEAKER_02It just made my belly button, my waner, and my butthole feel all tingly.
SPEAKER_00You can see right here that V.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's where I fucking that was like the main brake. Ouch. But yeah, this whole thing was in a cup. Like, yeah, you can see the scar right there still. Yeah, this whole hand was fucked.
SPEAKER_02Street basketball's not gonna fuck me, dude.
SPEAKER_00I can feel it when I go like this, like my my hands curve like this.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's not straight like this one.
SPEAKER_02That's your gay hand.
SPEAKER_00Right?
SPEAKER_02That one automatically does. You know the difference between a gay and a Nazi? What? 45 degrees. Oh yeah. Stupid. Right. It's funny though to like sometimes when you watch people run, I like to like spot like the people that are a little limp in the wrist. It's just silly, dude. They like run around like T-Rex and shit. Oh dude. It's funny. Yeah. Like I just I see like this, like it's like jazz hands almost, but lazy jazz hands. Kind of moving with the hips. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's like almost like salsa. Yeah, there's like fucking running. It's pretty funny.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Huh. You know it's funny because uh I remember you said you're going to warp tour.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. That's coming up in July.
SPEAKER_00I just saw the a video where it's all like uh this guy in like kind of like the VIP area. It's like, dude, I remember when there was bitches and hoes back here, they're all at EDC now.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I was like, huh. Because he should like it was hella dead in there. Is it going on now, right? So are they in like I have no idea? Like whatever, because it there's a bunch of stops.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't know where I'm not following any of it. I don't really yeah, I'm not I'm I just kinda hang out. Alex is always like kind of bringing up stuff that she sees on there, and I'm like, oh cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm just I'm not yeah, I'll post like a tattoo and like step out. Like I'll jump on there and like I'll doom scroll for a second, but usually I'll like look up something that I'm interested in in the moment, yeah, and then I'll doom scroll on that topic, and then I jump out, and then I'll usually hit hit some skateboard videos to watch those. I do a lot of how-tos. Yep.
SPEAKER_00It's like alright. Woodworking.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm really into woodworking right now.
SPEAKER_00Or whatever supplement I'm thinking about taking. I'm like, alright, what's L carnitine doing?
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, yeah. I have that stuff. You yeah, um, but I also just subscribed today to home. So I'm gonna go get my blood tested next week to see what my levels are at. And I'm gonna do TRT and I'm gonna start training again and really take care of myself.
SPEAKER_00I just got a uh a thing that's like 20% off of personal trainers right now at the gym I go to.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, which I mean I'm cool off of right now. I think once I plateau, because I fuck, dude. Uh, when we left, I had Tuesday was the first time I've been to the gym since we left for you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was gonna say, how was your like your diet break and all like how do you feel?
SPEAKER_00I went fucking crazy there, dude. I gained I gained seven pounds. Seven pounds? Yeah, from fucking eating like shit, dude. Because today I got all my stuff, because yesterday I went and got all my my carrots, my cucumbers, my chicken, and stuff like that. Snacky stuff too, yeah, yeah. So I'm back on my diet as of today, but I've been going to the gym. Tuesday was my first day, and fuck, dude. I still feel it. Like everything's still sore. My pecs are sore, my fucking lats. Yeah, yeah. But welcome back, you shithead. Dude, but I will say eating like that, like because I bulked, like lifting was easy. Like, yeah, dude, because I had all that fucking calories to burn, so I was fucking pumping quick.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, I feel it.
SPEAKER_02That's that's good. Yeah, I think that like my hormones have been off, dude. Really? And yeah, I did I did some some testosterone therapy a while back. Yeah. I haven't gotten my blood test since, so I wonder where my levels are at. Yeah. So I'm gonna do that and I'm gonna give it, you know, six months or do a cycle or what I don't know. Right. We'll just see. Just something to give me that little little umph back, you know, and get me a little more motivated and clear-minded.
SPEAKER_00Fucking test our um what's the female one? Estrogen that they fucking put in all our food.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude, and soy. Soy is a really big proponent in that. I don't really do a whole lot of soy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um, yeah, I don't know, man. I feel like a little bitch though. Um I'm trying to get out of it.
SPEAKER_00Fucking estrogen and everything now. No, dude. Um, yeah, that's that's the one thing I did notice, dude. I felt like shit that whole time that we were I was eating like shit this past two weeks. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, goddamn, I miss whole foods. Like, you know, fucking just eating cucumbers and carrots. Yeah, like actual food.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude. I I mean it'd be cool to have a greenhouse. Nice big greenhouse.
SPEAKER_00That would be cool, yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02You could do it here. There's there's people. I was just looking, I was on watching the news this morning. I wasn't on anything. I was on the couch. But that's what I was on, dude. It's a hell of a drug. Yeah. Makes me sleepy. But anyway. Walk by and it grabs you. Yeah, dude just pulls you in, dude. It's like, hey, come sit on me. Sit on my face. Tells you to sit on their face. It's a dirty couch. Right? It's a dirty couch. But anyway, I was watching the news and they're doing the some sort of soil festival. Like it's on 2nd Street. There's like a garden down there. It's free to attend. Is it like a rubber cutting plant? No, they've been doing it for a while. Oh, okay. But what they're doing is they're actually teaching people about compost piles and how to make soil that actually works in the high sierras. Yeah. Um, I think it's actually happening this weekend on Saturday. That'd be cool. Um But yeah, it's uh I think it's cool that they're doing that. It used to be something you had to pay to attend, but I think this year and last year are the now they're free. So a little more accessible. Um bands and stuff are playing. There's two live groups. Oh wow. Probably Bradford. Right. Miss that guy. But anyway, uh yeah, I think that's pretty cool. So yeah, it's definitely possible. There's a bunch of like little city gardens and stuff around town.
SPEAKER_00Dude, yeah, there was actually one, you know, okay, so you where I lived, like right across the street from McDonald's. Yeah. There's that little empty lot.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, and it used to be like a little community garden. Interesting. It was kind of cool. It I don't know how long it lasts, like a few years, I think, but now they ripped it all out, and there's like some sort of big fucking water main or something sticking out. It's weird. I don't know what it is or what they're building there. But yeah, it's like this big fucking weird tube. Yeah, I don't know. It'll look like fucking Mario. I was just gonna say it is. Yeah, something. It's something, but Koopa.
SPEAKER_02Like Koopa fucking built it.
SPEAKER_00I want to say like years back there was a house there, and then they they demolished it, and no one bought the land, and then they just kind of made it a a community garden.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it was doing well for a while, and then it just kind of dwindled. And now it's just a lot for some fucking main. Oh yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Fuck those people.
SPEAKER_00Right. Speaking of which, do you remember uh you were tattooing that one lady and she was talking about the fucking all the all the flushables that aren't flushable?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude. That was all over the news, dude. They fucking they had to pull the flushable wipes out of our sewage system with a fucking crane, dude. It was a big ass brick, dude. It clogged up our system. So they're asking people in the area not to use flushable wipes. So it's all those fucking hoity toity Californians, dude, moving into the fucking arena and they're like, oh my shit don't stink, I'm gonna use these wipes, and you know, it's they're actually baby wipes because they're all baby asses. I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_00No, yeah, you should uh invest in a du uh duvet. Is it duvet? Dubai duvet. Duvet duvet is a cover of your blanket.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a duvet cover.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I mean you could wipe your ass with that too. Yeah. Probably be less fucking harmful. Yeah. All that down.
SPEAKER_02I wonder what the thread count would have to be for it to be comfortable. Right? Huh? 50. 50, dudes? Should have fucking exfoliate, bro.
SPEAKER_00Oh, damn, dude. You gotta get it all.
SPEAKER_02Gotta get it all, dude.
SPEAKER_00It's like a new, fresh surface.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude. That would be cool though. Maybe we should do that. We should make sheets that are like really low thread count, and they're exfoliating sheets.
SPEAKER_00Do you want the fuck? That'd be weird. Like, you need some sort of vacuum or something, though. Yeah, you'd have dead skin.
SPEAKER_02It's like, what's that white noise? Oh, it's actually the vacuum for your dead skin. Right.
SPEAKER_00It's not a bad idea, dude. And you already give off so much dead skin already. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We could do a 75. We can give the people what they want. A little comfort with a little bit of a few.
SPEAKER_00I wouldn't doubt that fucking Walmart sells 100.
SPEAKER_02You think that so I don't yeah, 100 count? Is that a lot?
SPEAKER_00I think that's basic, dude. What's 300? Good, right? I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I'm not that fancy.
SPEAKER_00I don't even really count my physics.
SPEAKER_02Egyptian cotton. That's kind of high, right? Isn't that like 600? I don't know. Is that what they is that what makes it Egyptian? Because it's like unbelievable. Like the pyramids? I don't fucking know, dude. Aliens make that too. Aliens made the sheets. Aliens.
SPEAKER_00Right. So I got the threat count. What are they? So typically 200 to 400, but there's also like. Is that Walmart? No, this is like just standard, I guess. Yeah. But it probably goes higher, but like 600 is like up there.
SPEAKER_02That's like, dude, you if if somebody touches it and they're like, ooh, this is at least 600.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Scott sheets thread count between 200 and 600 opt-in ideal building. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. So yeah, anywhere from two to six hundred.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so we could do a hundred. Alright. If you really want to like get in there.
SPEAKER_00I wonder if there's a thousand.
SPEAKER_02A thousand? Yeah. Don't. Ultra soft. Ultra soft? It's not even called Egyptian cotton.
SPEAKER_00I think it is, actually.
SPEAKER_02What do they call they call it? The fucking nectar of the gods cotton. What do they call it? The fucking East Nebula 9? Fucking quantum leap and fucking jump in this shit, and you're gonna feel like you're in a pond.
SPEAKER_00Egyptian cotton's anywhere from 300 600.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so what a so ultra? It's probably silk. Silk. Alright. Yeah, it's like just don't get into bed too fast. You'll slide off.
SPEAKER_00Fucking flying across your house like Diddy.
SPEAKER_02Remember that on uh was it uh fuck dude. The the white berry. The white berry, the fucking goddamn Van Wilder. Was it Van Wilder? Or was it how high? Remember? Taj. No, it was Taj. Remember when he fucking gets all oiled up and he slides across the room.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was the Ryan Reynolds one, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's what it reminds me of, is when he's doing that.
SPEAKER_00That's fucking based on Burt Kreischer. Oh, really? The Van Wilder movie? Is it? Yeah, that's they bought the rights to his story. Okay. And that's that's loosely based on uh on um Burt Kreischer's career, college career. Yeah. That's sad. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I don't know. That's wild. I didn't know that. Well then they made a spin-off of that too. Rise of Taj. Yeah, the Rise of Taj. Yeah. But that was like, what's that national lamp?
SPEAKER_02They should have made another one and called Taj Mahal the Way In.
SPEAKER_00What the fuck is that guy's name? Fucking Is it Penn? Yes. No, that's the other one. Cal Penn. Cal Pen. And then uh He was in Held of Kumar, right? Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he fucking work at the White House for a while there? Did he stop acting in C.I. guy, bro? Cash Mattel. No. They did a bit with him in uh Aziz Ansari was cash. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, it was.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I don't know. I'm just making I'm making fun.
SPEAKER_00But no, uh, I think he had quit acting there for a minute and he was working in the White House. That's crazy in Obama's uh administration. Dang, dude. If I I could be mistaken, but yeah, I want to say that yeah, he see he'd had some part with that administration.
SPEAKER_02I mean, if you would have said Neil Patrick Harris, I would have believed you. I don't know, man. I don't know. What was he doing? Cooking. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Let's see here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we should look.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, let me look it up. Let me let me fact check myself.
SPEAKER_02And that's okay, dude. I think that that's smart. The people need the honest truth. Who the fuck is his name? Cal Pen. Cal Pen. I I wonder. Wasn't he a doctor or nothing, though?
SPEAKER_00White House office. Okay, hold on.
SPEAKER_02So he was working at the White House. He's all CIA fucking. Yeah. Secret Service. Cal Penn left his White House position to return to his acting career. Assistant, associate director in the Office of Public Engagement for the Obama administration. Oh shit, he stepped down to shoot Harold McKumar in the second one. So yeah, he must have done that. I mean, use your exposure, I get it. Yeah. I mean, especially if he's doing public relations and it's like trying to get young people to get away.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That makes sense. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I thought I was in tripping about that. I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure he was uh working at the White House there for a second.
SPEAKER_02Dang.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's why his Instagram had all those like he kept called kept calling them like presidential shits. Oh I'm just kidding. Okay. That would have been cool. He's all dude, I took this presidential shit today.
SPEAKER_00Fucking in every uh bathroom in the White House. Yeah. That would be cool.
SPEAKER_02I wonder what that's like.
SPEAKER_00Rate the uh White House bathrooms? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's a good one.
SPEAKER_00The only flush system.
SPEAKER_02On a ten flush system.
SPEAKER_00Right. Had ash cheek warmers.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like how long does it take for me to do ten flushes? How efficient is each bathroom?
SPEAKER_00I wonder how much construction goes on there.
SPEAKER_02Like as far as the movie's building a fucking grand ballroom.
SPEAKER_00Well, no, as far as like up because the fucking White House, how old is that building? Old. Yeah. So how m how often do they do like, you know, like, oh, we need new fucking plumbing in this bitch.
SPEAKER_02Well, that building's actually like 4,000 years old. It was built by the aliens.
SPEAKER_00It's just fucking ancient aliens, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. And Sasquatch actually has a podium there. It sits in and uh aliens too. Huh. Deep Sector 9 Nebula 76. That'd be kind of cool to go in there. It would.
SPEAKER_00Kind of explore.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I would love to see it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if they'd let me in. Yeah. I'm just kidding, they would. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm d I because they're tourers.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Oh, they love having people.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but they love having people over there. I wonder what uh what a tour costs to go to the White House. Does it cost money? I would assume so. Well, that's fucking dumb. We already give them enough. Yeah. I mean, fuck, dude, we pay to get into national parks.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00All you guys do, I don't.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean you guys?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you guys. Round eyes.
SPEAKER_02Dude, did you see that video about that fucking dude with the white dude with dirty feet? Oh yeah. Don't fuck with us, dude. You keep your socks on. I do, and I wash my feet. Yeah. That guy was barefoot in the streets fighting, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't. I'll do that at like a beach. Or like I just walking around a city with bare feet. Yeah, I don't fuck with that guy.
SPEAKER_02He probably had flip-flops on, dude. Right? He probably kicked him off, and that's the first rule of fight club.
SPEAKER_00So I had to kind of explain what a bumpkin was. A blumpkin? A bumpkin to sell it. A bumpkin. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02What's a bumpkin?
SPEAKER_00Some what a blumpkin is. A country bumpkin. It's kind of like a hillbilly. Okay. Yeah. And I was like, so right now I just thought of that because I was like, oh yeah, it's fucking bumpkin. And um when I was explaining it to her, I just I couldn't, I don't know why I didn't think like, oh, kind of like a hillbilly.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But for whatever reason, when I was explaining the shit to her, it didn't pop into my head until just now.
SPEAKER_02You're like, think of Mater, the tow truck, in human form.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I think it's a step up. I think bumpkin might be step up from hillbilly. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. But same kind of thing. Huh.
SPEAKER_02I could work at the post office. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Yeah, just like country folk. You know what I mean? No. Just they like take things slow. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Someone kind of looks at you funny.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's like, the fuck is that? What are you doing here? Yeah. Wrong direction, boy. You ain't from around here.
SPEAKER_00No, those are hill lilies. Bumpkins more kind of just layback people, I think. Okay. At least as far as I know. Yeah. I'm joking.
SPEAKER_02They're good people. I actually have some friends that live up there. They're good people.
SPEAKER_00I had a friend that went up to school up there. Yeah. I had two friends that went to school up there.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. I want to go up there, dude. I would love to live up there. I know that I'd want to live up there. Why?
SPEAKER_00Ugh.
SPEAKER_02Why? You don't we don't I don't do shit anyway if I'm not working.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but like, what if you gotta do shit?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you don't drive back to town.
SPEAKER_00You get grocery shopping?
SPEAKER_02I know. Yeah, but I work in town. I could grocery shop on my way home. It sounds like a bitch.
SPEAKER_00I hate going to the store after work.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It is kind of a chore. Like it is. On my day off, it's fine, dude, because I think I have time.
SPEAKER_02I mean, some of us can just check out in the middle of our day. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Possibly. But I can do that. I don't think I'd want to live in Virginia City. Uh what's that? What's Palamino? Dayton's right down the street. Yeah, I guess. You could go grocery shopping in Dayton. What's the do they have they have a Walmart out there, huh? Safeway and everything. Yeah. Huh. Safeway is expensive.
SPEAKER_02Smiths? It might be a Smith's.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Smith's is where it's at. I like their produce.
SPEAKER_02Yeah?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't like their crowd though. No. They don't have a good crowd to go to the show.
SPEAKER_00It's like a Costco crowd. It's just fucking horrible.
SPEAKER_02You know, yeah, I just do all my shopping online, man.
SPEAKER_00I went into Costco the other day, dude, to grab my chicken. And uh I didn't even have a fucking cart. You know how many fucking people I ran into just fucking in the way? Really? It's fucking ridiculous, dude. Yeah, it sucks. No sense of fucking like space. No. And they'll stop. Yeah. Right in front of you. Yeah. It's crazy. That's why I like Sam's Club.
SPEAKER_02Yeah? Yeah. That's what you always say. You like Sam's Club?
SPEAKER_00Dude, it's way better, dude. I don't I don't really fucking gas line isn't so long, dude. I've never waited in a line for gas at Sam's Club.
SPEAKER_02I don't I don't use my club memberships for gas. I should. But I also have seen the lines and all that shit. I don't want to deal with it. Exactly. I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_00That's why I don't really. Yeah, I'll go to Costco. I gotta go there now for that like Chipotle chicken. Because it's good for like meal prepping. They actually have uh rotisserie chicken or shredded up too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they've got big ass packs of it too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But yeah, not not for me. I'll go there for that, just one thing. It's good for sweets, like the fucking tiramisu. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Is it they have a tiramisu?
SPEAKER_00They have like cups of it.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, it's yeah, there are that's good. I don't know, dude. Those cups, they're not big enough. Yeah. Give me a tub.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_02I I love tiramisu, dude. I was on a this fucking hellbent path to find the best tiramisu in town. Alex and I, dude. We were fucking going, dude. We would look, we would literally search menus to find tiramisu and go to these places just to get tiramasu. And well with dinner, you know, but.
SPEAKER_00Have you tried La Familia?
SPEAKER_02Uh we haven't been to that one yet.
SPEAKER_00I'm pretty sure they have a Tiramisu on their menu. Do they? Yeah, I'm kind of poor.
SPEAKER_02It's been a long time since I've been there. I will say that my favorite one that I found was at Pasta Fresca.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Which is up there by the red chair on Lakeside.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. Isn't that the place that was gonna shut down? I don't know. No, it was the pizza place that was. Kumo? I don't know. Alright. Anyways. Yeah, right? It's like that weird choppy. There's like a veteran sandwich shop right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Kumo's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's the sushi spot you were talking about, right? Yeah. Kumo.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so right next door to Kumo's, yeah, to the right. There's uh pasta fresco. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very small, intimate. Um, maybe like ten tabletops. Okay. They only take I think two or three different waves of service. Oh, yeah, yeah. Rezi only.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. It's the best pasta in town. Do you use the website or the app? I think it's there's table open table? Open table. And then the other one.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I think it's what the fuck is called. I usually just call.
SPEAKER_00Do you I like to do that too?
SPEAKER_02I like to because I like to hear the attitude, dude. Because if you're a dickhead to me, I'm not eating there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02If you sound overwhelmed, not eating there. Keep your shit together. Act like act like you've been here.
SPEAKER_00Um resie and tabletop. Or open table, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02Open table and resie.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, those are the two that I use. Although one time I did, we were gonna get a reservation for the that place across from Wild Orchid. It's like a new Mexican place.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Mexico.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. And there's one in New York, and I made a fucking reservation to that one. Oops. And then yeah, I was like trying to get a hold of them, but they get busy, I guess. I was like, Yeah, it was a whole thing. Yeah. And which is crazy too, because we didn't even need a reservation. It was just you just walk in.
SPEAKER_02Just walk in and they weren't as fancy as they said they were. Imagine that. Um yeah, I haven't been in there. I've heard it's really good though. I heard they have really good like octopus tacos or squid tacos or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_00I'm not sure. Some sort of ceviche, maybe.
SPEAKER_02No, it's like a full-on tentacle. It's like a roasted, it's like blackened or something. Oh, okay. That's not quite a ceviche.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I love me a good ceviche though.
SPEAKER_00There I remember their ceviche being pretty chill.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um, one of my favorite ceviches in town's actually at a sushi place. That's it? Yeah, it's at Kei Sushi. Kei sushi? Yeah, they have a um ceviche tostada. So they serve it on a fucking uh wonton.
SPEAKER_01Oh, cool. Dude, it's so good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and then they have a ceviche long roll. Oh wow.
SPEAKER_00Holy fuck, dude. Could you imagine like think about that? Yeah. They're pretty good. Yeah. You know, have you been to that one Japanese place that's kind of down the street from uh Shays? Or probably right across the street, actually. It's like a Japanese uh restaurant. I think it starts with an eye. It's like a cowboy. I think they're cow- it's like a cowboy their logo. I'm not sure. Huh. I forget. I keep trying to like go there, but I I always forget about it when we're like trying to look up shit to eat. Chinese logo. Japanese. I'm pretty sure I I might be wrong about the logo. But yeah, it's um I think it starts with an eye.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna find out right now.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, I I hear good things about it.
SPEAKER_02And I've been wanting to check it out, but you said it's right there on Virginia?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, on Virginia, kinda on like Midtown. I think it's like by Chocolate Walrus. Or maybe a little more up by Evolution. Uh yeah, they're they're I hear good things about them. And then uh I guess every year for our anniversary, we're gonna go to kitchen table. Wangs? Wangs? No. Anyways.
SPEAKER_02You gonna go where again? I'm sorry, for your anniversary?
SPEAKER_00Uh so we're just gonna go to the kitchen table every year. Yeah, I like we like them.
SPEAKER_02Dude, that ravioli, man.
SPEAKER_00The ravioli.
SPEAKER_02What do they call that though? Oh, I don't know, dude. But it's got a fucking yolk inside of it. It's incredible.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it is uh incredibly good. I'd recommend 10 out of 10.
SPEAKER_02They should serve you a dish of like two or three stacked on top of each other, though. Could you imagine like a lasagna of it?
SPEAKER_00Dude, uh I might be too much, dude. Fucking fucking Clarky arteries.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_02That's okay. Yeah, I don't know. Um uh that La Mint Vietnamese place down in South Reno. I have Safeway and all that, but it's really good. That's on South Meadows. That's a really good spot. I like that spot.
SPEAKER_00Um you know what place I think place is? Are a scam? Brunch. Brunch places.
SPEAKER_02Brunch places are a scam.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, dude, why are you charging $30 for a fucking piece of toast with avocado on it? Like it's bullshit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And you just toasted and cut avocado.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but how much is the avocado?
SPEAKER_00Not $30 fucking dollars.
SPEAKER_02I just wanna know. Do you know what avocado means? Like the word avocado is in Aztec language?
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_02Testicle?
SPEAKER_00Testicle.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Aguacate. Avocado. But avocado is testicle. What did you say? Aguacate. Aguacate? Yeah. Is that testicle?
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I don't speak Aztec. Yeah, that's a whole different dial. Like, like people often forget that like that's like a like a tribe. Like, oh yeah, dude, that's indigenous people. That's yeah, they have their own language. They didn't speak Spanish. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And not to mention that like every little tribe in Mexico had its own language or dialect, rather. So yeah, it could have meant testicle, but from what I understand, I don't actually, because I don't speak any of it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I barely speak Spanish, man.
SPEAKER_02Well, you look like you do.
SPEAKER_00I know.
SPEAKER_02It's hella funny when people come in here and they're like, you speak Spanish, and I look over at you, and they look at you, and I'm like, I checked my head.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's alright. It's okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I was just I grew up out on the reservation.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know? And I did yeah, I hung out with my cousins and stuff that, you know, my Mexican side, but yeah, I was mostly out on the res.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So I I don't know. It always comes into my algorithm for some reason, maybe because you and I talk a lot, but I keep in these videos of Native American people, they've grown up their whole lives believing that they were Mexicans.
SPEAKER_00Oh, Mexicans, yeah. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02It's crazy. Total thing, yeah. And then like coming to like this realization, like, holy shit, like, yeah, I'm not Mexican.
SPEAKER_00There's a lot of cases like that, dude, and it's mostly to do with uh the US government like kind of ripping you from your family, and they're adopted probably, and you know, they're essentially getting rid of the culture. Right. So it's fucking crazy. A lot of that shit happened like that. It's a whole genocide. It's fucking stupid. Yeah. And the new thing is disinheriting um like these casino executives, or like this it was uh in a movie and I forgot what it was called. But these guys would go around and be like, hey, you know, if you disinherit this member for being a violent offender or a drug offender or whatever, then they don't get any of the money that you guys get. It comes back to the casino and you guys get a bigger check. And so that's a new way of them, you know, killing uh bloodlines. Yeah. So now that they're done, their kids can't inherit, and so it's a whole new thing.
SPEAKER_02That's fucked.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So because of their mistake, yeah. Well, you know, and that's bloodlines fucked.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and if you if if they were uh like some whatever violent or drug offender, what have you, I wouldn't say they don't don't disin like herit them in the fact that like you know they're no longer part of that tribe. Just don't give them fucking money. Yeah, if it's all about the money, don't give them the fucking money. Don't snuff out their bloodline.
SPEAKER_02Right, there's still a native. Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_00Barry.
SPEAKER_02Hi, how are you?
SPEAKER_00But yeah, that's what they're doing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude, I don't understand why they have to do that.
SPEAKER_00Well, greed.
SPEAKER_02It's all money, it's always money.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But yeah, uh we just found that place, uh, Cowboy Zakaya. Sounds good. Indeed, it looks good. Kind of rolls off your tongue nice. Yeah. After you look up how to say it, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Cowboy isakaya.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. We have to try it. It looks really good. Uh that place I really want to try, or uh Haru. Haru's good. Haru? Yeah. I like going to them. That's like literally down the street from the skate park, too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_00If you just follow McCarran, I could just skate there. Yeah. I mean it'd take a second, but yeah.
SPEAKER_02Maybe three.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That fast.
SPEAKER_02Yum, dude. That's making me hungry.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think I'm gonna leave and eat.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Can I go get some fucking Japanese food?
SPEAKER_00Japanese food, dude. Alright, guys.