We knew we’d been away for a little while, but didn’t realise it was this sodding long!Anyhoo, overcoming illness, technical problems and the fact Mr King sounds like he’s in a manger down the road, we finally convene to provide the guiding hand you need to get through the festive TV schedule. Naturally we go off at tangents, Mr K gets his films muddled, we discover American Psycho is a Christmas film (I know, right), and we manage to mention football. So basically nothing has changed. See you next year all being well x