Grab your hat! Put on your posh shoes! We have a wedding to go to!
Yes, it's the Season 6 finale, The Wedding Of River Song – and there isn't a dry eye in the house as the confetti flies, bouquets are thrown, we find Frutella in a draw, and the controversial subjects of wooden washing machines and hazelnut porridge are argued over while we wait for the bride. We also imagine James Cordon as a Cyberman. Which is nice.
So grab a bridesmaid (other attendees are available) and hit the dance floor as the Directionless Commentary crew press play...