The D*ckhead of the United States

After a long summer away, the boys are revived and alive for Season 5. And what a way to begin! New addition DeMar DeRozan has the Kings looking like a whole new entity as they set sail on the 2024-25 season, and the versatility he provides could be just the thing to break this team through to a new levels of success despite its pedestrian 1-2 start. Is Keon still in the rotational picture? Is Domas a three-point threat? Is JJ Redick the NBA's Aaron Sorkin?? Can Doc Rivers help steer our country away from the looming fascist hellscape??? All these questions and more are answered within.

Outro music: “The New World” by X
https://youtu.be/WeTbR_eIRj4?si=tw7HYOrTH3o_nsa3