Living With Madeley
"Living With Madeley" is a nostalgic TV based podcast that attempts to take a humorous look at some of the most weird, wonderful and woeful moments in UK television history.
Titled "Living With Madeley" as neither host can remember a week of their lives where Richard Madeley hasn't been on their screens, join Andrew and Liam as they take you on a journey to TV past.
Living With Madeley
Series 8 Bonus Episode - Chapel St Leonards Roadshow Part 2
It's the second part of our Chapel St Leonard roadshow where the unexpected is routine. From observing a man eat his meal at a glacial pace to singing impromptu songs amidst a sea of hen parties, our escapades are nothing short of amusing. We then transition into a lively discussion, answering listener questions about unique funeral tunes, with suggestions ranging from Enya's ethereal "Caribbean Blue" to the somber "Asleep" by The Smiths, spiced up by Real Bobby B's intriguing picks.
Our nostalgic ride doesn't end there; we take a stroll down memory lane, contemplating the name for our podcast and celebrating the humor of old-fashioned TV. Ever thought about what it would be like to appear on multiple quiz shows? Our friend J has done just that, and we share his experiences while debating the timeless appeal of sketches by Vic and Bob, and Peter Kay's enduring comedy. We also ponder the 40th anniversary of the iconic film "Threads" and the ever-evolving focus of our content, keeping you entertained with every twist and turn.
Ever heard someone claim they were Freddie Mercury's bodyguard at age 11? Our discussion on fantastical lies is as whimsical as it gets. We dream up the ultimate Top of the Pops lineup with legends like The Smiths and Prince, and debate the merits of artists like Westlife and Pink. Rounding off the episode, we dive into the intersections of music and acting careers, discuss which historical moments we'd love to witness firsthand, and plan a hypothetical celebrity dinner party hosted by none other than Richard Madeley. Join us for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and engaging stories that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Speaker 2:Hello, this is the Living with Maidly team. We're live on the roadshow. We're on a bino to Chapel St Leonard's. We are now going to move on to answering listener questions.
Speaker 3:You could sound more upbeat. It sounds like we've had a terrible weekend. It's sort of like well you know.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's been good, We've seen it all. We've seen it all honestly, we've seen it. We've seen a guy eating his tea unbelievably slowly, which doesn't sound that impressive.
Speaker 3:We were watching this guy and he put a mouthful of A big shovel of food.
Speaker 2:Yeah a pie in his mouth weren't him?
Speaker 3:He ate a potato pie, I think it were, or something like that.
Speaker 2:But then it took a minute to finish the mouthful, didn't it? Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't sound. You had to be there, you had to be there.
Speaker 3:You had to be. There's a lot of things you had to be there.
Speaker 2:What other thing that?
Speaker 1:we saw.
Speaker 3:We keep seeing the same guy, don't we like every, every place we go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's good as well. Yeah, yeah. So we went into the car.
Speaker 3:You've seen an unbelievable sorry, just unbelievable amount of hen do's as well tonight yeah, honestly, when there's grass on the pit that makes him girlfriend, get yourself a chapel. Loads, absolutely loads of stag do's.
Speaker 2:I've never seen the amount of hen do's as I have tonight.
Speaker 3:It's not stag do's.
Speaker 4:Hen do's, stag do's are big, each to their own, anyone thinking what you're saying, get it wrong and still think that you're right. Thinking what I'm saying, we can work it out and get it straight or say, goodnight, we can work it out. We can work it out. Life is very short and there's no time For fussing and fighting. My friends, I have always thought that there's a crime. So I will ask you once again Try to see it my way. Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong. Why is it your way? There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long. We can't work it out. We can't work it out right questions, right, we'll start.
Speaker 3:Real bobby b said I love about real bob B. By the way, he's got Real Bobby B then he's got a trademark next to it, so he is actually the Real Bobby B. Yeah, the Real Bobby B, he said. Instead of messing around with Tufty Club nutsack because he says those boys are sensitive, what about Mildly?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did it on the spot, which I think some of it. We nicked Tufty's nutsack. He's probably right that is better, but we didn't do it, so we've gone. We are where we are.
Speaker 3:Anyway, he's asked what are our funeral tunes? Carried in mid-service, curtains closed, everyone's out. I'll give you his, because he's like there's no his when he's getting carried carried. He's having Fiesta by the Poes. Yeah, alright, yeah. Then he says number two, he's put Reach S Club 7. Then he's put a shrug emoji. He says it does have a special meaning yeah and then enjoy yourself by the specials on the way out, which are really like that, like enjoy that's my favourite of his three.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's blatant. So what are you going in then, liam Carried in what are you having.
Speaker 2:I'm carried in to Caribbean Blue by Enya. Oh yeah, yeah, and maybe a lot of people don't know that. Check it out.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get carried in to Nessun Dormer by Pavarotti. Nice Nessun. This is the one that's hardest, you know, like mid-service the most poignant let's have it reflect on Liam Marley's life so this is probably the hardest it is the hardest one I mean, I'm stealing this from you and I don't know if you still have it here.
Speaker 2:We go Asleep. Smiths yeah, by the Smiths I'm tempted with. We did a bit on the karaoke. You might have heard it already, but Don't walk away In silence. Yeah, I'm tempted with that. I'm going to sleep right now because we're kind of on the spot.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know what to mess up.
Speaker 4:the voice Walk in silence.
Speaker 1:Don't walk away in silence.
Speaker 4:See the danger, always danger, endless talking, life rebuilding.
Speaker 1:Don't walk away.
Speaker 3:Don't walk away, walk in silence, don't turn away.
Speaker 4:In silence, your confusion away in silence, in silence your confusion my illusion. My illusion walk back, that back, it's okay. Turn front and then die.
Speaker 3:Don't walk away see mid there's a couple of asleep is one of mine as well.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say? When you said mid, why did you say that? I thought you were going to say midsummer murders no mid-service, mid-service right, mid-service murders.
Speaker 3:Imagine that a brilliant detective show someone murdering someone in mid-service to have funerals, my favourite ever song. I think it's like Push, Come To Show, and I don't think you can have a favourite song because it changes, but as it stands right now it probably got on the nail by Beach Boys.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a good choice, but I don't know if I'd have that as like a. I don't know, maybe Asleep is one of mine, but I've always, always said russell brand said, before he went mad, uh said he was going to have a sleep as his funeral song. So I always used to say if he died before me, I can't have it, because I don't want to repeat anybody's funeral sing me to sleep, like russell brand sing me to sleep, so as he stands, I'm going to got on the nose and for me, curtains out, uh, curtains closed, everyone's out.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go for a song called farewell fire by boards, the Boards of Canada, which probably people most people won't have heard, but it's like it's a seven minute song, but it fades, so it like gets quieter and quieter and quieter as it goes on. I would go and if they turn it off halfway through, I'd come back in and say, like like Brent going no, no, no, leave it until the go on my way out.
Speaker 4:This is the last time that I will say those words.
Speaker 2:I remember the first time, the last time, the last time by Keane fair play good singer.
Speaker 3:What's his name? Tom Chaplin. Matt says did you ever consider Definitely Made Like as a name for the podcast? We were talking about this earlier about the name of the podcast.
Speaker 2:We sort of regret it because people think it's a podcast about richard made like yeah, I don't regret the name if you've followed our journey, but I think if you're new to what we're doing, it probably makes people think I don't really like made late. I don't want to listen to people talk about about living with Maitley, but it's the concept.
Speaker 2:It works it works as a title it has always been on TV and we're doing a TV nostalgia we've talked about and I think sometimes this comes across as like a criticism of Peter Kay. We love Peter Kay, obviously. I saw him recently. He's great, but Vic and Bob do a great sketch, which is kind of what we're doing, which is remembering things. Do you remember? Do you remember?
Speaker 1:who remembers?
Speaker 2:who remembers old fashioned trousers?
Speaker 3:yeah, so the original title we're going to be. We might have mentioned this before. We're going to be old fashioned trousers.
Speaker 2:But who remembers? We should have called it who remembers in hindsight. But you know yeah, but it, but it were. I'm not like, it's not like where? Ah, we've got that wrong. I think it still works. But no, we know, definitely, madely, it's good for what it is like.
Speaker 3:I think, if we did like a patreon or something like that, then we could call it definitely madely the patreon or something like that.
Speaker 2:But yeah, but that that would imply even more, it was a madely based-based podcast, I think.
Speaker 3:So now we Now, matt, it's clever and it works, but the answer is no, Because we and actually we've sort of fizzled away from the Maidly content.
Speaker 2:We always intended to do a Maidly bit at the start, didn't we?
Speaker 3:Yeah, we always used to do Maidly news at the start, but you know we might have exhausted it now. Anyway, he says are we doing anything to commemorate 40 years which I didn't realise this? 40 years since the first broadcast of Threads on the 23rd of September 2024, just before our birthday, because we're both. If people don't know this, if we've mentioned it before, I was born one day earlier than Liam.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 26th 27th of September 82.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we I mean, look, it's one of my favourite ever things obviously covered it. I think it's fucking brilliant. But I don't think we've got any plans in place. Have we for the 40 year anniversary? Maybe 50 years? We'll do it.
Speaker 2:Another 10 years we'll think of something we might just reshare the threads we'll drop a nuke on Sheffield, but no, for anyone who hasn't heard it, who's interested in that, we did do an episode on Threads. Go check it out if you like the thing, if you're kind of into the. The memorial, what is it? The commemoration or the anniversary of?
Speaker 3:Threads we did a full episode on that.
Speaker 2:We might reshare that on the day yeah, brilliant film.
Speaker 3:And he also. He ends with, like his final question, which is which game show or quiz show would you most like to go on and which do you think you might win? Little thing about this is our mate, jay, who went on lots of quiz shows. I mentioned him before. He went on some of the answer and he went on national lottery live. He applied for loads and he actually applied for me and him to go and bargain on, but we never got there. But I don't want to be on TV wearing those fucking white fleeces. You know those like big red fleeces.
Speaker 2:We want to buy a vase.
Speaker 3:I want to buy a vase. So which game show or quiz show would you like to go on?
Speaker 2:what I would love to go on is who wants to be a millionaire? I think that's such a great idea. Jasper Carrot.
Speaker 3:Jasper Carrot's there. Yeah, jasper Carrot. Jasper Carrot's there, yeah, well, he's not there. Chris Tarrant's there. The concept, though, the concept, concept by Jasper, but.
Speaker 2:I think that's such a.
Speaker 3:We could do a Major Charles as well, couldn't we? In the background, I could be going. Is it A? What was Oasis' first single? Was it A Wonderwall B? Superstar Ha-ha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would love to go on. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I like the 100 to 1 thing, which is a more recent one that I've seen. I've not seen this, yeah. So they ask questions of increasing difficulty to get a pool of 100 down to 1. I've sort of done some of the later questions that Jodie said to me for. Okay, then try and get this one. It's done all right. I think I'd have done all right in 100 to 1.
Speaker 3:I think I'd go Crosswits with Tom O'Connor. Remember Crosswits? Yeah, it's quite hard, but oh, I'll say what I would do. I'd like you have to be a celebrity, but I'd like to do Through the Keel. Is that a?
Speaker 2:quiz. But yeah, I get where you're coming from. Yeah, that was good, yeah.
Speaker 3:Who lives in a house like this.
Speaker 2:They have a dartboard.
Speaker 3:There was always a few red herons in there, weren't there. I hear he's got a few awards for his singing. Who could this be?
Speaker 2:Because the crowd, the audience knew, didn't they? Yeah, because it was not.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say Barry Norman. What's his name? David? Yeah, because it would not happen if it said Barry.
Speaker 2:Norman. What's his name? David Frost. He presented it, and then was it Lloyd Grossman after that.
Speaker 3:Lloyd Grossman did the voiceover. Ah, and it's Keith.
Speaker 2:Lemon now? Yeah, you're right, yeah, but yeah. So if they were on to something they'd say seems to me like this could be a sporting person, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, oh, he's on to him and he's in the studio and he'll watch Old Woman's Life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's where it was. Yeah, Not far away.
Speaker 3:So I'd like to go on that. I'd like someone to do it like in your house, for instance. We'll get on to that later.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what another one I would love to have done, actually because I think I'm quite good at it Catchphr. What would I like to have done?
Speaker 3:now Got to deal with Muller. Imagine there's a team with Berlin Blade H Muller. Yeah, just him attacking him right halfway through. Right, we've got a message here from what I was still going to call Chimp man.
Speaker 2:Just to put it out there. Do you know his actual name?
Speaker 3:He said that no, do you know his name? Chimpan Chimpan A.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Chimpanay, chimpanay, it's a chimpanzee, yeah I get it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chimpanay, but you never remember it.
Speaker 3:No, but I said before that. He said when Anna did Bladespod that it was like replacing Mr Blobby, but basically someone good. So he's getting called Chimpman forever more now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fair. But to be fair, anna was very good, so yeah, you know, I mean you bring your.
Speaker 3:Woke nonsense from Bladespod.
Speaker 2:But you bring your loud interruptions. She didn't grab it to replace you. She had to shout over Ben sometimes.
Speaker 3:She's a normal person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, how does it? He's too normal A normal person.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, how does it? He's too normal. Too sane, right? Yeah, anyway, he says, do we not regret changing the name of the pod to Truly Madeleine D Play, which I do like?
Speaker 2:See midway through. Do we regret?
Speaker 3:Yeah, name of the pod Truly, madeleine D Play yeah maybe Truly Madeleine. D.
Speaker 2:Play. Yeah, maybe, yeah, that could be quite good.
Speaker 3:Truly madely deeply. And he also said would you ever consider reviewing the Farmyard Danger film Apaches in its entirety? We have actually done this. I'm pretty sure we've done this one, anyway, I don't remember this? Oh it is. It's when we did public information films and it's when there's credits at the end and all the credits come on and you think, oh, they're actors, they are the actual children who have died in farmyard accidents.
Speaker 2:I was getting a call, so it's not counsel right. No, it's kicked back in, hang on.
Speaker 3:The next question is from Nav Proper friend of the show.
Speaker 2:Actually, nav Brilliant Shares everything, likes everything Genuine. Don't know him. Don't know him, matt.
Speaker 3:No, I've never met Nav, but I would love to. He's great. Yeah, he said what sport do you think is best suited to having Richard Maidley as a pundit?
Speaker 2:We should have probably thought about some of these before the question went. What are you thinking? He's very no, I can't believe that. I think.
Speaker 3:Imagine good at tennis like saying, oh it's a great serve, great serve, great serve, great serve, fantastic serve. Like shred above the net. Would he be funny horse racing like what really fast, like sort of oh he's going around, oh he's torn he's definitely going to win it.
Speaker 2:This guy's in front. Oh he's not. No, he's not won it no, he's not won it.
Speaker 3:He's not won it. He didn't win it. We don't know who's won it. Fantastic race, great race, but we don't know who's won it. I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darling, that you do. But, if I did, I would kneel down and ask him Not to intervene when it came to you. Well, not to touch your head your head.
Speaker 3:Leave you as you are If you felt that I direct you. Direct you into my arms, into my arms. Oh, love Into my arms. Oh, love Into my arms. Oh, love Into my arms. Ryan says we all know Hulk Hogan is a bullshitter, as we do, but what is the best lie you've ever heard from a friend or a work colleague? Now, there's loads of these things. I once worked with somebody I'm not going to give his name. Well, his name was Faith. It turned out he was lying about his own name you know who I'm talking about and he'd come out with absolutely loads of shit. Like he said, like he lent a million pounds to a lord and stuff to keep him ticking out.
Speaker 2:He said he had a luxury yacht as well, didn't he?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he lives in a flat at Healy. We shouldn't be knocking that, but you know that's yeah. But he did have a multi-million pound yacht, didn't he? I may one saw him, steve one handcuffed to a briefcase.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember something about that. This is how bad this is, so we're laughing at mental illness here, I feel like, because it's like a fantasy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's troubled, isn't it? My favourite line from him was he said he was the bodyguard of Freddie Mercury, right, so he worked out his age. Freddie Mercury died in 1992. He stopped touring in 1986. So his last. It could only have been really a bodyguard in 1986, you'd have thought, because he'd like retired to his villa. This guy would have been 11 when he was Freddie Mercury's bodyguard Elite, though, wasn't he? Yeah, he would yeah this, honestly, I could do a podcast on this guy, but it's probably not fair. But that is my favourite, because people are like oh yeah, he used to bodyguard for him. He used to body in there, craig. Like did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, magic tour. Oh right, really, I was that old like Teddy's age. All right, fair enough. He walked away, worked it out, got the old calculator out 11 years old.
Speaker 2:I remember a guy at school to be fair, I suppose like school age is a bit different but someone saying that they'd left them at home but they didn't want to look like they'd made a mistake so they did a wheelie all the way home as if it were like an exhibition piece on the bike. Unbelievable innit.
Speaker 3:People ate that, what's it called? What's it called? That fucking Twitter site Didn't happen at the year awards, some of these things that they have on. There are obviously people taking the piss, but at the same time, I know people with that much liars that I can imagine people like thinking these things have happened. Like I mean, all kogan is a massive liar, but he's not even the top five liars that I've ever met.
Speaker 2:I've not met the sort of tragedies, and we've all met these people. Of the people who can believe what they're saying, they're the hardest ones to deal with. So yeah, off the top of my head, I can't think of any great ones other than the wheelie all the way home but yeah, fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 3:Carl says name your dream top of the pops line up. So for me, right, what I'd like is, obviously, I think you get like five acts on, or whatever, on top of the pops.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So there's all this sort of chart stuff going on, but we're talking live acts in the studio.
Speaker 3:I think the first act I'd have on is it's all in the prime. By the way, not now. The Smiths this charming man I weren't. I bet that were brilliant like these are not the best some of the parts should we do a joint five?
Speaker 2:because I'm not. I'm with that. Yeah, maybe we would disagree on some, but well, I think.
Speaker 3:I'm going to disagree with one of mine. What I'm going to think? You're not going to have Mike Flowers again, are you? No, no, no what I'm going to have is my number one. We're going to be God Save the.
Speaker 2:Queen, let's see what else you're going to have, because I don't know if I can agree with all, do you?
Speaker 3:know, when they go to a video, like they always say, oh, this is a video, yeah, yeah, right. There's two I've got in mind here. One of them is Prince. Don't they say, oh, this album is the war in America or whatever. Let's go and see. I'd like to see Prince live on top of the pops doing. Let my video choices.
Speaker 2:See, I'm not sure I can agree with that one, so I might have to differ there.
Speaker 3:Are you having Westlife?
Speaker 2:by Backstreet Boys. I know you're taking a piss, but yeah, I might have Westlife.
Speaker 3:yeah, make me feel funny, you can't have Westlife on top of the pulse because they're the most bland.
Speaker 2:Pink. I might go pink. Is that a bit out there? You can have pink you can have pink.
Speaker 3:Definitely which song.
Speaker 2:I like the one. If someone said it's not the karaoke episode, what's the? You'd be long gone.
Speaker 3:I'd stand up. I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2:I'd have a pink song, Is it not?
Speaker 3:I'm coming up, so you better moan.
Speaker 2:No, I'd go pink instead of that.
Speaker 3:When it goes to the video of like sort of. You know this has just been released. I'd go for because it's my favourite ever music video. I think is those Are the Days Of Our Lives by Queen.
Speaker 2:Because I think it's the saddest music video of all time. So if I'm chucking a video in there, I like Mel C and Bryan Adams.
Speaker 3:A bit different to Freddie Mercury's last ever appearance.
Speaker 2:Equally meaningful in there.
Speaker 3:So we need more Performances. I think maybe my favourite ever Top of the Pop performance was Shakespeare's Sister doing no, no, no.
Speaker 2:No, not that one.
Speaker 3:Uh, I don't care if you talk about me, it's brilliant. Honestly, if you don't know what I'm about, just put in top of the pop shakespeare sister. I don't care, it's fucking brilliant.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna go now you, you might actually agree with this one, because I think like I'm not into as much of the musical scene as you are, but I'm gonna go. One we've seen together live, because we saw such a great version, was the pogues. Yep, and I'm gonna go. I'm assuming it's uh, now I'm not gonna go christmas, actually, because that's too obvious. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go rainy night in soho by the pogues. Yeah, you've seen him do a great, but if it could match the version we saw, I'd absolutely want that.
Speaker 3:By the way, sorry I forgot to mention this we need a novelty song, and I think I'd probably go for Every Loser Wins by Nick Berry, which I think is a generally good song. Is that a novelty song? It is, isn't it? It comes from EastEnders, every loser wins. I don't think he would say it's a novelty song. We did it on EastEnders and the releases were that popular, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I want that on my line-up, if we're playing, if I have to go on a holiday. I get what you mean, though it ties into another question question. But actors doing pop songs, erm, I mean you. You might not have heard it, you will hear it at some point. Mike Flowers, wonderwall.
Speaker 3:I might have yeah, you did a version of that better, better than Mike Flowers some people say no one's heard it yet just me. I say, that probably is.
Speaker 4:I said maybe. I said maybe. No one's heard it yet, just me. I say that it probably is. I said maybe. I said maybe You're going to be the one that saves me.
Speaker 1:That saves me. And after all, and after all, you're my wonderwall.
Speaker 4:You're my wonderwall. You're my wonderwall. I said, maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me, that saves me. You're gonna be the one that saves me, that saves me. You're gonna be the one that saves me, that saves me. You've got to be the one that saves me, that saves me, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I think that is oh, no, no, I'm going to change. Oh, because I see this In other songs. Some people might not, but Spaceman.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, you love that Don't you yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go that.
Speaker 2:Is it. Babylon Zoo.
Speaker 3:Babylon Zoo I think you've got to have a bit of hip hop in there, and I think I'd probably go for Either. It was a good day by ASQ, but you won't get away with that on Top of the Pop, so I know, by De La Soul. I know I love you better so.
Speaker 2:Similar vibes, I'll go Eminem's Stan. I would love to have that live on top of pops yeah, yeah so he's going cold again.
Speaker 3:It's not karaoke you know what it is, um, and then a couple more. Well, my other one, like just before, like they announced, like the top 10, I'd probably go for, I don't know, something like um, I don't know, I mean, I'm really not sure about this like, maybe I right, so I'll jump in while you're thinking out loud, iconic, I probably go spice girls wannabe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'm with me, but that's on there um, I'd go.
Speaker 3:Uh, tears for fears. Everyone wants to rule the world. Because that's on there. I'd go Tears for Fears, everyone Wants to Rule the World. Because that's a brilliant song yeah, I'm not against that.
Speaker 2:I love the intro and actually there's a version on YouTube. It's played on a steel drum, is it them? No, no it's some guy in his garden doing it and what's your number one?
Speaker 3:my number one would be Go Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols, because it did get to number one, but it got cheated out of being number one because it was the Queen's Jubilee and it should have been number one, so it didn't get to number one. It sold more records, didn't get to number one though. It did Exactly.
Speaker 2:This is on Jubilee Week. God save the Queen, the fascist regime. I'll go Because I don't think they ever did this live, but as a number one it seems quite fitting. Let's get Freddie and the boys in there for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. Nelson said what do you consider the best acting performance by a pop star in a TV appearance and what do you consider as the best pop star performance by an actor?
Speaker 2:We chatted briefly about this earlier, didn't we? I know mine now.
Speaker 3:Yours is a really good one, actually, yeah my best acting performance by a pop star is Morrissey and Brookside. If no one's seen this type in Morrissey and Brookside, he's at an airport, it's only like a fleeting scene and someone says to him I know who you are, because so do I. I love it. It's so, Morrissey.
Speaker 2:Which ties into when we did the Morrissey documentary, where she says oh my God, you've changed my life. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. Yeah, I didn't mean to. We've already mentioned it, nick Berry, every Loser Wins. Yeah, go Bob. That's with Shout.
Speaker 3:I mean Kylie Minogue coming from oh, you're into pop stars and acting, not the other way.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking actor to pop star, so Don't you like Marty McCutcheon Ah yeah, this is my moment.
Speaker 4:That could be it actually this is my moment that could be it actually.
Speaker 3:This is my perfect moment with you. I'm going to go Kylie Minogue with. I can't remember what the song's called.
Speaker 4:Show me how I put you down. I don't know what you say. What you say in my place.
Speaker 3:We're a top ten every song. We're a big one. Don't come fighting me. Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, sorry, Do you know probably the correct answer there, natalie? Or come find me. No, sorry, do you know Probably the correct answer?
Speaker 3:there Natalie and Brulia Torn Nah shit, I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel Can we explain to people as well, by the way, that we've been four different pubs today and we've in every single pub we've heard Brimful of Asher on the 45, genuinely this and Nickelback.
Speaker 2:Well, we talked on the way driving here we were sort of laughing about the Chad Kruger Nickelback sort of thing. We've heard it everywhere, yeah and yeah, it doesn't really answer this question, does it? But we've heard it several times.
Speaker 3:Have you got a pop star to actor though?
Speaker 2:Pop star to actor. I find harder.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is difficult. I thought, Bowie on extras. I thought that was brilliant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't disagree, but he is playing himself. So but he plays himself very well.
Speaker 3:Obviously a lot of films Eminem, 8 Mile but it's a film rather than a I've not seen it obviously Well, and your man Bowie in Labyrinth is fantastic. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I might have to go with you there, because I can't think of a better example. Right Travelling we mentioned as well, by the way, didn't we Eminem in 8?
Speaker 4:Mile. I've said that oh yeah, I've said that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, it's good.
Speaker 3:Not listening. Keep your ears open, mate. It's good you might miss some of the good stuff.
Speaker 2:Hold on, we've just got one alive question, by the way, oh yeah, From Steve-O. If we could travel back in time to any point, where would it be and why? And this is like literally on the spot, because it's just come in now from Steve-O.
Speaker 3:Probably the creation of the world.
Speaker 2:Would you really want to go back that early?
Speaker 3:I'd like to know how it started but then they've been if we're not allowed that because like that, basically like just is there a god and stuff like that. So we're going like quite deep with that. But if we're talking about actual eras, like what we know about, I think I'd probably go probably 60s. No, that's what he says on a peak show, jess probably back to the 90s yeah, he says jess has a peak show.
Speaker 3:He's all about his back to 60s and Margo's the 1960s, because they've been like millions. You'd go back to the 90s about 30 years ago.
Speaker 2:But you've got to be careful going back too far because, like, let's just see the Renaissance era, but then it's quite dirty. I'd like to see the fall of Caesar's. Yeah, I sometimes think Roman, but then when it came to Britain, obviously like the Roman Empire, obviously like collapsed.
Speaker 3:I'd like to see the collapse of that. Obviously I'm like. I'm not involved in this.
Speaker 2:I'm watching this rather than like being involved, so you're a viewer, not a participant. I don't want to see the rape and pillage of like people. But yeah yeah, I mean just an observer medieval England, just just to sort of see the way they lived and like think, say what I'd like to see like I mean, it's not really an era, but I'd like to see you know like some of the biggest mysteries of all time, and just see what happened ah, so like be at the the moment of I don't know like the JFK assassination.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm there going, no fucking.
Speaker 2:it wasn't Oswald. No, I saw it. It weren't him. He didn't do it. Yeah, it weren't him. Stop having a go at him. Great question, I don't actually know.
Speaker 3:It's a really tough one, Matt, If anyone. By the way, if you've got your own, if you're listening to this, let us know.
Speaker 2:What about when we sent the convicts to Australia? And I'm first getting off the boat. God, look at this place. What are we going to do here? Shit this is shit.
Speaker 3:It's fucking doshy. It's sunny isn't it? Yeah, there's nothing going on. Yeah, it's really hard one now. There's loads of it. I think I'll go for the fall of Rome, the fall of Caesar, I think, if we're going for that, the fall of Caesar.
Speaker 2:It's a very specific.
Speaker 3:Well, not Caesar, just Rome and Britain.
Speaker 2:No, it's a good answer. If I'm just a viewer, I'd like to go and see the old dinosaurs out in action. I don't know if I'm allowed to go back that far, but I would like to sort of see like is.
Speaker 3:That's a brilliant one, actually, when whatever happened to the dinosaurs, obviously like the, oh, the moment that it went wrong when it went wrong Like what actually happened.
Speaker 2:How clever were they? Yeah, were they clever, were they talking?
Speaker 3:Were they doing podcasts, podcasts, we don't have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we lost Dinosaur Podcast.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, Dinosaur Podcast, That'd be brilliant that I wonder if I could talk and do my amazing literature and stuff.
Speaker 2:We'd watch T-Rex here, which has zero tops.
Speaker 3:Another one is Shakespeare.
Speaker 2:I'd like to see Shakespeare as a fucking fraud. Completely different talent. I would love to see the first time, because I know how stunned he was that Carl Pilkington saw Stephen Merchant, because he says absolutely like double take. I'd love to see that first time. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3:I would really like to go back to actually who made Burt Backarach up. Back Outrack, not Burt Backarach.
Speaker 2:Well, I can tell you, so you'd be watching me.
Speaker 3:So we both think we've made. When someone backs out somewhere if you've not heard, like the last episode, we both think we've made up the nickname burnt back out rack for people who back out of things. Yeah, um, I think I made it up. You think you?
Speaker 2:I'd like to go back yeah, so what you'd watch is me in my garden on the phone to us no way something me phoning you saying, but back out again nope, and you saying I'll use that.
Speaker 3:You jotting that down somewhere, I think in a notepad if that happens, I'd just say well, that's what you've just seen fair enough.
Speaker 1:Imagine if we went back to that about five years ago like, who made that up?
Speaker 2:we're having that power and that's what you chose right, I really need to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3:I need to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, travelling said create your ideal Bond film. He says he wants a Bond like he was going to play James Bond a villain, and who sings the theme? Singing the theme for me is Morrissey. I think he'd be brilliant. I've mentioned him before, obviously, but I think he'd be like this guy.
Speaker 2:He doesn't take any nonsense. And he carries a Walter PP7 revolver.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he'd be like really like sort of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think my take on that. So for the song.
Speaker 3:Or Scott Walker, by the way, scott Walker would be amazing.
Speaker 2:I love the idea of Pet Shop Boys doing he doesn't surrender to anybody, he fights his way out of handcuffs. Yeah, I think Pet Shop Boys would do it good. And then it's a bit neat for most of our listeners, our Chef United listeners. I like the idea of Travelling, playing Bond Jimmy Ramble, maybe being the bad guy yeah.
Speaker 3:The villain yeah. That'd be an amazing Bond film, or maybe Nick like the sort of.
Speaker 2:I'd say Hal, because Hal probably wouldn't have seen the bad guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe a great villain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and Travelling's a clean-cut, good-looking guy. He could play Bond, and Hal is the Hal. Nick and Jimmy are a consortium against him If people don't know what we're talking about here. It's Chef. United content creators. It's Chef.
Speaker 3:United content creators who are at war with each other, which I love, by the way.
Speaker 2:I think Major Charles is about. They're not really at war no, they're not really. But I think Major Charles is, but for the sake of a Bond film.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a Carlisle fan and he I think he shared a few things before about two Carlisle podcasts having a go at each other.
Speaker 4:I love it. I love how petty it is, major Charles, actually could be a good Bond, couldn't he?
Speaker 2:we don't really know what he looks like.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, true, very true my Bond would probably be Maidler. Actually, I think he could play Bond. He looks like Bond as I imagine Bond. Oh yeah, great, roger Moore era Bond, wouldn't he? Yeah, I think they'd be like oh right, are you doing that right?
Speaker 2:yeah, I'll wear the blazer yeah, I'll wear the blazer, but I'll kill the foreign man if I have to yeah, I'll kill the foreign man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you've got to do it, you've got to do it. My villain would probably be Phil Schofield Like, because obviously he took Mabley's job, so that's who he's after just don't like him, do you?
Speaker 2:I don't like him and, on that same token, edmonds, and actually someone who put a. Edmonds would be an amazing villain why does he always look like an international terrorist?
Speaker 3:he would be an amazing villain. He would be a good villain actually. Yeah, behind his like sort of like I can imagine like behind the screen going kill him and instead of like the odd job or the enforcer, like this yeah, imagine that blobbing.
Speaker 2:Blobbing, to be fair, that's a better villain than fucking mouse and bomb villains.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna make you mine. It's not impossible got to let you know I'm irresistible, baby, can't you see? You're the one for me. You belong to another. I don't wanna hurt nobody, but my heart just can't fall back. It's the way you make me feel, spinning my world around. Bye.
Speaker 3:Tyrone. I've met Tyrone at Tramlines recently.
Speaker 2:You said you didn't take to him, didn't you? No, I said I didn't. I'm not joking. I said he was a great guy An awful man.
Speaker 3:I said he's an awful awful, awful man, now brilliant, really really nice guy, and he said would we ever consider doing a live stream and commenting on a TV show of our choice?
Speaker 2:Give the people what they want. Google box style.
Speaker 3:We've thought about this before. We're going to do not live what's it called Eurovision.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not out of the question. It might be something that comes up. We've said, aren't we? It's a weird one, because if it's something you don't know, we might just be sat in silence watching it.
Speaker 3:It's got to be something that you can comment on, because if it's like just a TV programme we've not seen, it's literally just going to be us going oh imagine us just watching it, saying oh, yeah, so I think, if we're going to do that, in my opinion it's got to be something like an award show, like Smash Hits which A Travelman might be quite good because they are really entertaining, but I think there's so much to go out of.
Speaker 2:Have you seen a lot of Travelman?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I already did. I thought it was called something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe we could. Yeah, we're not ruling that out. That might be something we'll look at.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we are going to look into that. Yeah, I mean we've talked before.
Speaker 2:I mean we hate doing already said, eurovision is one we've said. I don't know if it would just end up with us just being on the karaoke show, wouldn't it? With us saying this is a bit like.
Speaker 1:Imagine.
Speaker 2:Morrissey singing this yeah, I think it's shared. Do you believe in life after?
Speaker 3:It wasn't Morrissey, it wasn't Johnny Rotten, wasn't it he wanted to do? John Lydon wanted to do your vision. Yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 4:I could be wrong. I could be right, Probably the most.
Speaker 2:Yeah, who's the? I sound quite thick now, but who's the really controversial man these days? I didn't think it would work like that. Johnny Rotten is it John Lydon? Yeah, is that John Lydon? Yeah, yeah, this song stinks of hypocrisy.
Speaker 3:This song is an absolutely joke. What are you saying to me? Like, yeah, anyway, dead Bart, this is a good one. This is from Dead Bart. Actually, I've got a friend. He gets picked on by his Irish colleague for his dyspraxia.
Speaker 2:Well, he put Irish in quotation. Yeah, quotation, which is me. So he's picking on me in this question, fair enough.
Speaker 3:He says he picks on a colleague for his dyspraxia and having a strange form of Tourette's where he sings in a Jamaican accent at random intervals. What advice would you give him?
Speaker 2:Who am I advising the hero?
Speaker 3:You're advising the bully which is you in this? Yeah, the Irish bully.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think I'm the bully. I think if he had to put up with what I have to put up with, he wouldn't See you're nodding.
Speaker 1:He can't see that you accept that You're nodding firmly there.
Speaker 3:Well, you were saying obviously on the way here. This is another dyspraxia thing, by the way. This is true. I've shown it to Liam. I've had to like get the dyspraxia card symptoms out. I say random words really loud. You were getting annoyed from the car up here, weren't you?
Speaker 2:Well, I think I'll, but again, I don't think this is bullying. So I'm driving us here. It was hurting my ears that you were shouting randomly and I kept really calmly saying I don't know why you shouted that word and you went. Ah, sorry, I didn't shout at it yeah. Like it was. It's not me like over-egging the pudding.
Speaker 3:It's a very, very complex illness, but I wasn't saying right, pull over.
Speaker 2:Why the fuck are you? I was saying I know you can't really help it. Why are you shouting all the time? Why are you hurting my ears? What would I advise? What would I advise?
Speaker 3:I think I'd advise, stop having to go to the disabled man, which is me, I would say listen to Liv and me.
Speaker 2:Lee Liam handles this perfectly because he deals with the dyspraxic man with a calm.
Speaker 4:The dyspraxic man. What?
Speaker 2:are you talking about.
Speaker 3:The dyspraxic man. That's a proper illness. God, it's ableist the troubled man. I don't like talking about my dyspraxia, but you bring it up every single episode, every time you have to bring it up.
Speaker 2:Every time you think you're out, they pull you back in every time.
Speaker 3:I think I forgot about the dyspraxia he pulls me back in.
Speaker 2:No, I would advise him to say you know, treat him with humility, Wipe the floor. You're not a child, what are you?
Speaker 3:talking about.
Speaker 2:No, but I'm not taking a piss now. I'm saying I don't have a go at you when you go to bed and I wipe up the spilt salsa.
Speaker 3:We don't live together.
Speaker 2:No, we don't. But for a couple of days we are doing but wipe up the salsa that he spilled True. Put the salsa in the fridge when the next day he says oh shit.
Speaker 3:I've left the salsa out. That's pissness, though that's not dyspraxia. Bit of both I would say the spilling it.
Speaker 2:The spilling it is something. And on that, by the way, we went for breakfast today, yeah, yeah. So I ordered a can of diet coke because I'm trying to do the low carb keto diet. You ordered a tea. Comes in a pot of milk standard without testing or tasting. You've poured the full pot of milk into your tea, yeah, and I instantly said to you that'll be too milky. Yeah, but you had one soup and say that's too milky yeah, right again.
Speaker 2:Once I've started pouring, it's really difficult with dyspraxia to turn back yeah, to turn back, so I had to have a full pint of milk well, it wasn't a pint, it wasn't a pint, but yeah, so obviously like but I think this is me calmly dealing with that, saying you shouldn't, you shouldn't have put that full milk in there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but I can't help that.
Speaker 2:No, no no, but I wasn't slagging you off.
Speaker 4:I just said.
Speaker 2:I know you didn't want to put that full milk in there and you said it's too milky.
Speaker 3:Liam looked at the festival because he hates crowds.
Speaker 2:If Liam went to a festival.
Speaker 3:I know I honestly think we won't be friends by the end of the festival, because I don't know how you're that old.
Speaker 2:So Jodie says I'm autistic yeah, Because I.
Speaker 3:She's actually a girlfriend by the way, people don't know Jodie, she's not a celebrity.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not Jodie.
Speaker 3:Foster.
Speaker 2:So I struggle to not say what I'm thinking. So we're a weird relationship where you're doing strange things and I can't not comment on them. So a lot of people would not say anything. But I said to you you poured all that milk in. You don't want all that milk in there, do you? You instantly had a taste and said it's too milky. But then this is me solving it, working with you. I said some sugar in there might make it taste.
Speaker 3:Alright, yeah, and it worked Put the sugar in and it's a lot better. Yeah, so you're working like a carer when we go to festivals and obviously you have to, like, set a tent up and stuff. I genuinely just sit on grass. If I can't, I can't. How many times have my shoelaces come on? Nothing this weekend, genuinely.
Speaker 2:I've tied your. So this is again where people might say it's bullying. I might say why have you come with shoelaces? If you can't tie them, so I'll tie them for you. I'm being a good guy there. But then I will say if it's bullying, I apologise. I'll say why didn't you get Velcro shoes?
Speaker 3:Because you can't have Velcro shoes. You can't have Velcro shoes in your fort.
Speaker 2:No, but that's not me having a go, that's me saying why haven't you managed your situation better?
Speaker 3:Because you get you to sign.
Speaker 2:So you'll bully me then, if anything, yeah, if anything yeah, rolls reverse. It's the time I choose.
Speaker 3:Nick said which unfunny Sheffield United podcast is the one that Andrew and Liam most enjoy listening to. This is a dig at Tufty Club, because they were a response to what Deb had put. I think they are our cousins. I'd like to say Tufty Club like in the yeah, I mean we've. If people don't. Obviously it's a Sheffield United podcast, tufty Club, but it's kind of not is it.
Speaker 3:They don't talk about Sheffield, you don't need to be a Sheffield United fan to enjoy Tufty Club. So if you're listening and you're not a Sheffield United fan, honestly check out is.
Speaker 2:Bob Monkhouse because he's so protective over his jokes and everything he said. But what I will give Toffee Club credit for is one of the reasons we decided to do and record. Not necessarily do this because in COVID we were having loads of chats about nonsense, but I loved the bits in Toffee Club where they weren't talking Sheffield United, they were just thinking it was just a conversation of two mates who had not spoke for a week and we kind of thought, yeah, we'll just record us talking, we'll just nick that, we'll nick that we were fucking fuming everything.
Speaker 2:Now everything will be going right into his Monkhouse book but yeah, one thing I love about the Tuffy Club podcast is the bits where they don't talk football, and that kind of spurred certainly me on to think we could just do a podcast where it doesn't need to mess it. We tried to create a theme and that was the main thing, but we also thought we found each other every few days talking shite about. Have you seen that? Do you remember that? Do you ever used to watch that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, might as well. Record it. Who remembers is basically all our conversations, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Who remembers us. It's tough to call them stealing.
Speaker 3:Steal their entire idea. He also said which film that Andrew has heard of but not seen. But he most likes to watch Godfather for me, because I love Goodfellas. I love Casino. Have you seen Donnie Brasco? I've seen Donnie Brasco I like. Donnie.
Speaker 2:Brasco.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like Danny Brasco yeah.
Speaker 2:I like Danny Brasco the.
Speaker 3:Departed Not seeing that.
Speaker 2:So that's one. If you like those sort of films, send in. Yeah, send in film requests for me Send in recommendations for Andrew to watch films I've seen. Edward Scissorhands.
Speaker 4:The more I learn about I know about before, the less I know, the more I want to look around, digging deep for clues. On higher ground, difficult to swim with rivers run Drought fields and feast with my eyes open. That's the kid drinking from the living cup.
Speaker 2:There was a break there. You might not have noticed. Andrew needed to go to the toilet, got up and knocked over a drink and again I've wiped it up. I don't know why I'm the bully in this scenario. Accidental.
Speaker 3:My hands are like Ian Curtis when he's dancing.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say when he hung himself no, it's not that bad yet. No, we can't, we're not going for that yet. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3:It's not that bad yet no, we can't, can we even we're not going for that yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Anyway, we've got no apologies. That's awful where my mind went to then?
Speaker 3:Are you telling me that it's time to end it?
Speaker 2:Move on. Live question. I suppose Again from Steve-O. He's sending us stuff live, so I might as well put it in there. And actually this is a great question If you have to absolutely have to is put, which one would you get rid of forever? So football music, sitcoms or Richard Madeley? So it can't be music. I'm going to put that out there early on. That's too primal, isn't it? It can't be music.
Speaker 3:I'm going to put that out there early on. It can't be music, it can't be football for me.
Speaker 2:No, I watched that with my dad. There's a lot of memories tied into that, Do you know? The sad thing is yeah, I think it's going to be Richard Madeley. It makes our podcast redundant, doesn't?
Speaker 3:it Living with no.
Speaker 2:Living with nobody nobody, I think, if we have to get rid of one of those things football music, sitcoms it can't be it has to be.
Speaker 3:Richard Bale, I've got more. We were talking earlier, but this could, I suppose.
Speaker 2:So the answer then this could be so who else been on TV all the time? They'll be living with Gary Lineker, can't be that? No, but there's other people. What I mean is who is like the?
Speaker 3:nearest one, would you say to. Maidley yeah, schofield's one of them. To be fair and I keep bringing them up Edmund's another one. Yeah, edmund's another one, someone who's been on our TV screens the whole way through our lives. I was going to say Anthony Turner, but she can't get on TV for Loving the Money now, can she no? Not anymore not even Lynam Michael Burke.
Speaker 2:Michael.
Speaker 3:Burke's not on TV anymore no, last time. I saw Michael Burke no, no, didn't work. Living with Stephen Mulhern. What are you calling that? Living with Stephen Mulhern?
Speaker 2:tell you what we're talking about. I thought he was Stephen Mulhern.
Speaker 3:Tell you what we're talking about today. What's his name? Again, who does the Sky Sports thing? Dan Jones, dave Jones.
Speaker 2:David Jones, david Jones.
Speaker 3:We were talking about earlier, who presents Friday night football and Monday night football and all the main games on Sunday, and we couldn't think of it.
Speaker 2:He's the most bland man on TV yeah, the most frightening thing I've seen him more than like most other people more than some of your family, yeah, but he's apparently. He's done Monday night football since 2016, so we've watched him hundreds of times and neither of us could name him David Jones.
Speaker 3:No and if you said to me now, what does he look like? I couldn't. It's funny because I can picture him.
Speaker 2:But I can't picture him. No, but the picture of him in my head can.
Speaker 3:It's Stephen Mulhern, and that's a joke yeah, yeah, Now, genuinely like I don't know what he looks like even now, but I don't know what it looks like even now.
Speaker 2:Good question from Steve. Out there it's probably got to be Mayley that would sabotage what we've done.
Speaker 3:We'll get a better title for a start. You cry out in your sleep all my feelings exposed. There's a taste in my mouth. The desperation takes hold. Things exposed there's a taste in my mouth. That desperation takes hold. And there's something so good, it's just gonna function, no more.
Speaker 4:Love love will tear us apart again. Love love will tear us apart again. Love Love will tear us apart Again.
Speaker 3:Love, love will tear us apart Again.
Speaker 4:Love, love will tear us apart Again.
Speaker 3:Again Brilliant.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're ready for that time.
Speaker 3:The Major, the Major, the Major, the Major. We were looking out for your results today. Actually didn't we? Carlisle, I think? The lost to Fleetwood on the end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were cheering when we were 2-2.
Speaker 3:on behalf of the Major I've seen Charlie White scored two goals and I said I bet the Major calls him Charlie Woke. The Major said this is a great question.
Speaker 2:He had a bit of a stick recently. I know as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some people say he's jealous of, is it A-Up Not getting on some?
Speaker 2:American platform. We're very much behind the Major.
Speaker 3:Yeah, definitely, team Major. What would your ideal five celebrities be, for a celebrity to come down with me, and what three-course meal do you think Richard Maidley would make? So this is not us being in the room, this is us watching it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I got this wrong initially. I thought this was us with them. This is as a viewer which five do we want? Maidley's one of the five, I assume. So it's four others. Yeah do you want to do his meal?
Speaker 3:first. Well, I was thinking it's. I think I'd do oxtail soup as a starter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in a slow cooker. But yeah, Put it in, put it in.
Speaker 3:Well, you actually said before Richard Maidler this is a genuine quote from him that he says he's like Hitler in the kitchen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, really I can imagine him.
Speaker 3:No no no. I don't think he does like the salutes and stuff. I do agree with that. In the workplace, that's a sneak shot.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking I'll go with Oxtail soup salad because I think he'd love that. It's a low-cost ingredient. Yeah, put the time and love in. I think he'd go for his main meal bouffant crud, I'm thinking no, no, I think he's especially pretentious, because I don't think he'd be doing it in this way, but he keeps saying something like yeah, it's lobster yeah, yeah, yeah people think it's flamboyant, but it's lobster.
Speaker 3:We eat lobster yeah, I like lobster. Yeah, I will.
Speaker 2:And his dessert, I reckon it'd be so I'm thinking here creme brulee, but he torched the top live in front of the game yeah, yeah, yeah get some blood torch. Yeah, individually I'll do it, I'll do it now watch dude now blood torch here, blood torch top, yep, yep, going on.
Speaker 3:I would honestly go for a meal at Richard Maidler's house if he were making it. Not because I'm a fan of Richard Maidler, but I think he would make a good three-course meal.
Speaker 1:It would be good, I think he'd win Celebrity.
Speaker 3:Come Dime with me, because I think everyone would be going. Well, do you know what he wouldn't win?
Speaker 2:it, would he? These would be polished dishes. Yeah, yeah, no, I've done it several times. And the five of people we've mentioned.
Speaker 3:Well, that's a question later on, but I am going to pick someone that we have mentioned. Do you know what I like? Controversy. I like confrontation, as long as I'm not involved in it. Engineer for confrontation I go for.
Speaker 2:Mike Graham and Mike Parry. So I'm going to go Parry, I wasn't going to go Graham. Yeah, parry and Richard Maynard, I think would be a proper clash. Mike, I'll toast it. I'll toast it. I don't want you to toast it because this is the worst thing, I've ever tasted, no one toasted my pudding because I was stuck about Bell but I'm Grabe because obviously they've fallen out.
Speaker 3:I presume they've not spoken since I'd like Paris to have fucked together.
Speaker 1:Why did you?
Speaker 3:end it. Probably pissed as well, by the way, because, like, obviously, you drink that, and he would ask that question, wouldn't he?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so why didn't we do it anymore, guys? And he would go no, just fuck off, leave it. Yeah, and then I'd have Schofield and Eamon Holmes Elms for me, because they obviously Eamon Elms, if people don't know when Schofield got there, you won TalkSport engineering competition, don't you, yeah, when, when I've played the game.
Speaker 3:I've played the game. When Schofield got sacked for doing whatever he did, eamon Elms went on GB News and just laid into him. I don't do the accent, he's not even that talented. He says he's not even that talented, but he keeps getting shows. He keeps getting it. Everyone knows he's not a successful man. Everybody knows he's not good at what he does. I'd love to see him say that to Schofield.
Speaker 2:I think you want arguments. I'm thinking what being a nice dinner first?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you're not there.
Speaker 2:No, but what don't? So one of the reasons I don't watch Come Down With Me or Falling Into Bed is because I hate the confrontation. It makes me cringe when they're all falling out, although I listen to a lot of Talks Ball which contradicts that. So I'm thinking what would be nice for Rich? I like Parry just purely because the drunk guy in the corner but I'm thinking what would Rich have a good time with? I think someone like a.
Speaker 3:You don't want it to be boring though you don't want everyone to get on.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. I want some debate, but I want someone like a Mike Tyson or someone that it wouldn't Rich would have to. He wouldn't be able to change the way he is.
Speaker 3:But I don't know what about Mike Tyson Morris? Eh?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, hulk Hogan, again I think you're going to have to confrontate. Oh no, you're thinking how can we police this crowd?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would Hogan, though, have a go at Tyson? I don't like the way he's tied, brother. I don't think he'd say that if he's a bit of a, I say he's a coward. He's fucking like seven foot fucking biggest Muslim man in the world, right Brett Hart on Elgin. I like the idea, and Brian May that's who you think, corny Elves, haven't you? I like Brian May, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think he'd be really like it's too salty.
Speaker 3:I just don't think he'd eat it. I just thought it was a little bit too salty. To be honest, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't even know.
Speaker 3:I think Warnock could be a good one, but I think Warnock with other people would be genuinely alright. I think he'd be like it's alright. I tell you, rich, you have done a great meal. He put his arm round, done a great meal. He put his arm around me. A fantastic meal.
Speaker 4:Richard, you won at best. You won at best. Yeah, I'll go on, but then I imagine I'll text him where you're at and he'll go. Why?
Speaker 1:Absolutely awful that.
Speaker 3:How he can give that to people he's got to think about it. How he?
Speaker 2:can touch that he could have killed us. I like Warnock. I think I probably need another. I want like a. I want Rich to get home with someone like a, judah, judah yeah, rolling her eyes all the time, let's cut that again. Yeah, I don't know if we've got enough, but yeah, it's a great question from a great man.
Speaker 3:Craig said you stuck. It's a similar sort of question. You're stuck on a desert island with Liam. This is like he sent this to me. You have to survive for one month. Only food and water are available and he's put EG live fish and rainwater for drinking. It's a tropical island. It's dangerous. It's from the following list of people who would you like to be on the island with? And he's given us Mike Parra, richard Maidley, paul Sykes, neil Warnock, hulk Hogan and Les Dennis.
Speaker 2:So you showed me this list a while ago. We're choosing three of the six. We've got to decide between, as you said, is it three?
Speaker 3:of the six. Yeah, so I think you have to go for Maidley.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a calm head, it yeah. So I think you have to go for mailer. Yeah, a calm head. No, it's fine, I'll be the accommodation.
Speaker 3:I'll swim over there. I'll just go to a little island over there and I'll get some coconuts Sharks in the Bay.
Speaker 2:I'll go and catch one of the sharks in the bay. Yeah, so yeah, sensible. Well, I proved it didn't.
Speaker 3:I, I'm a celebrity. I'd that he parted the Hudson River. I mean, if that's true, he can't not have it, can he? He'd go around, all go-go, he'd part with his pythons.
Speaker 2:But I'm thinking, I'm coming at it from a slightly different way. I'm thinking rule out the disruptive influence you can't have. Paul Sykes, Paul. Sykes would He'd kill you. He'd beat us both up in the first minute.
Speaker 3:Yeah, paul Sykes would He'd kill you. He'd beat us both up in the first minute. Yeah, I'll kill you. He's not Scottish.
Speaker 2:I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you. Paul Sykes and Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 3:Paul Sykes would be unbelievable. He is.
Speaker 2:I think don't get me wrong he'd have his value when he says pigs on the island, I'll go and catches a pig and kill a pig, I reckon do you know what might be good, though, getting Paul Sykes in to get all the food in and then killing him because you couldn't, you couldn't, I don't know if both of us combined yeah, but with Maidley, yeah, probably not would we have Hulk to just help us get rid of Sykes? I don't know that, brother, but Hulk Hogan's a notorious like traitor.
Speaker 3:I'm saying this. I don't know if he is In this like thing. I'm going mad. I'm slugging his character off. He might have a go at us he might side with Sykes, he might side with.
Speaker 2:Sykes and kill us. Yeah, so the only thing my thinking is Madeley Parry and Les Dennis. Oh, no wait. So Madeley, riley Warnock and Les Dennis are probably the sanest people to be on an island with yeah them six. And we might be able to kind of find a way of fucking them.
Speaker 3:Les Dennis might just go up and the laughter stops. What's left? What's left? I'm really not doing it. Let's get some fish and the laughter stops. And the laughter stops. What's left but a?
Speaker 2:clown, but at least I think. I think I could survive on that island. I think if you put Hogan or Paul Sykes on there, I'm not sure I'm I'm lasting that long, because they'll kill us in our sleep.
Speaker 3:I don't know how Hogan would, but I think Sykes definitely would. Yeah, so so we have to agree.
Speaker 2:So we have to agree, don't we? So I'm saying so I'll take Les Dennis. I don't think he'd contribute much, but he'd be, we'll have to stop.
Speaker 3:You've got to read the press, though, with Les Dennis, haven't you I?
Speaker 2:think like we'd have to every couple of hours. Imagine him just staring at everyone.
Speaker 3:The drugs don't work.
Speaker 2:We'd have to give him a whole gunway every now and then yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2:Warnock. I think he'd motivate us Like lads. He wouldn't be necessarily doing a great deal, he'd create a collecting firewood. I'll tell you what, liam the way you got up that tree I saw you chopping that tree the way you got them bananas Warnock would motivate us. We've got to go Warnock. Yeah, warnock. Fair news, dennis, just because he's not going to intrude on what we're doing. And Hogan, I think. So you'll hope I'll go Hogan, he's a big man if we need him. Yeah, we'll go Hogan.
Speaker 3:It's just talking bullshit, but I imagine Warnock going. That's bollocks though, isn't it Hulk?
Speaker 4:That's absolute bollocks.
Speaker 3:Well, liam, I think you've built that shelter. And Les Dennis going and the laughter starts in the fucking corner.
Speaker 4:Hit it Na-na-na-na-.
Speaker 1:Lyrical gangster. I scored him as the officer.
Speaker 4:No, we don't want to die. Yes, we multiply Ch-ch-ch-change. Murderer. I scored him as the officer We've got to stop that there, can we?
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