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Kiss your"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":4334.91,"endTime":4337.46,"body":"dad."},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":4337.7,"endTime":4341.78,"body":"And I think we're done. We"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":4337.7,"endTime":4341.78,"body":"are done."},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4343.76,"endTime":4346.49,"body":"Yeah, this is a message"},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4343.76,"endTime":4346.49,"body":"of Findley."},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4347.81,"endTime":4389.75,"body":"01001011011010010110110001101100001000000110101001100001011100110110111101101110."},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4347.81,"endTime":4389.75,"body":"All right. Yeah, Jason, if you"},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4389.75,"endTime":4394.91,"body":"could just read that recently."},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4389.75,"endTime":4394.91,"body":"Yeah, wouldn't the code all"},{"speaker":"Ripsaw","startTime":4394.91,"endTime":4396.08,"body":"right yep. Back later"}]}