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Yes, no, absolutely."},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3801.93,"endTime":3804.96,"body":"You know who else might"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3801.93,"endTime":3804.96,"body":"have been a victim of one of"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3804.96,"endTime":3811.26,"body":"these schemes? Have a theory? Go"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3804.96,"endTime":3811.26,"body":"on. So Gargamel Oh, no,"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3811.32,"endTime":3814.77,"body":"no, no, no, no, no. Okay,"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3811.32,"endTime":3814.77,"body":"no, I'm gonna go No, no, no, no,"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3815.25,"endTime":3820.86,"body":"no, I refuse. I'm not nearly as"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3815.25,"endTime":3820.86,"body":"drunk as I was."}]}