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And I cannot figure"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1542.15,"endTime":1548.6,"body":"out what the fuck it is. We end"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1548.6,"endTime":1552.35,"body":"up sitting there for a while."},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1548.6,"endTime":1552.35,"body":"The smell is just as strong and"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1552.35,"endTime":1557.45,"body":"we're terrified. And all huddled"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1552.35,"endTime":1557.45,"body":"in this camper. We know cooking"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1557.45,"endTime":1560.87,"body":"broths for everybody because"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1557.45,"endTime":1560.87,"body":"nobody wants to go outside. It's"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1560.87,"endTime":1564.62,"body":"one of those packs with four"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":1560.87,"endTime":1564.62,"body":"broads Mutola three packs. 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