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Notice that I"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":487.47,"endTime":492.09,"body":"said I he dropped out after two"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":492.09,"endTime":495.6,"body":"years of barely cutting it."},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":492.09,"endTime":495.6,"body":"After I moved out of the dorms"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":495.6,"endTime":499.02,"body":"and into a small apartment. I"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":495.6,"endTime":499.02,"body":"didn't see Peter as much. We"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":499.02,"endTime":501.75,"body":"would talk online every now and"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":499.02,"endTime":501.75,"body":"then aim was King and pre"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":501.75,"endTime":504.87,"body":"Facebook years. There was a"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":501.75,"endTime":504.87,"body":"period where he wasn't online"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":504.87,"endTime":508.41,"body":"for about five weeks straight. 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I told him that I would"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":560.67,"endTime":563.16,"body":"check it out the next night and"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":560.67,"endTime":563.16,"body":"no matter how hard he tried to"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":563.16,"endTime":567.6,"body":"convince me otherwise $500"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":563.16,"endTime":567.6,"body":"sounded too good to be true. I"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":567.6,"endTime":571.95,"body":"had to go. I set out the"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":567.6,"endTime":571.95,"body":"following night. When I arrived"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":571.95,"endTime":574.89,"body":"I immediately noticed something"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":571.95,"endTime":574.89,"body":"strange about the building. 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I fell on my knees and"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1583.64,"endTime":1588.8,"body":"tried but I couldn't, was"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1583.64,"endTime":1588.8,"body":"finally out of that hell. I"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1588.8,"endTime":1592.1,"body":"didn't even care about the prize"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1588.8,"endTime":1592.1,"body":"that was promised. I turned and"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1592.1,"endTime":1594.74,"body":"saw that door I just went"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1592.1,"endTime":1594.74,"body":"through was the entrance and"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1594.74,"endTime":1597.56,"body":"walked to my car and drove home"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1594.74,"endTime":1597.56,"body":"thing of how nice a shower"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1597.56,"endTime":1604.16,"body":"sounded. As I pulled up to my"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":1597.56,"endTime":1604.16,"body":"house, I felt uneasy. 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