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No. No,"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3254.25,"endTime":3257.52,"body":"Mike's holding me"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3258.18,"endTime":3265.35,"body":"or I could do state stay"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3258.18,"endTime":3265.35,"body":"paranoid. Because today's letter"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":3265.35,"endTime":3266.01,"body":"is B,"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":3266.13,"endTime":3270.42,"body":"her paranoid. Your wife"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":3266.13,"endTime":3270.42,"body":"miss."},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3270.989,"endTime":3273.329,"body":"You sound like Frank from"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":3270.989,"endTime":3273.329,"body":"Hellraiser. So"}]}