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Thank you so much"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5785.379,"endTime":5788.679,"body":"for the experience and thank you"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5785.379,"endTime":5788.679,"body":"so much, Mike. For your"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5788.679,"endTime":5789.759,"body":"fantastic stories are"},{"speaker":"Doug","startTime":5789.819,"endTime":5791.319,"body":"a little less Mike though,"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":5791.35,"endTime":5794.98,"body":"but we know. Yeah, I would"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":5791.35,"endTime":5794.98,"body":"put all of you on the top of"},{"speaker":"Mike","startTime":5794.98,"endTime":5796.72,"body":"that. Scale."},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5797.38,"endTime":5800.41,"body":"And not but either way"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5797.38,"endTime":5800.41,"body":"this toast is for all of you. So"},{"speaker":"Jason","startTime":5800.44,"endTime":5803.71,"body":"partake or not. 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