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In this Earth Day-themed episode, Quizmaster Sups bombards us with four plots from disaster movies. But take cover, because one of the plots is so fake, it'll rock your world. So grab some popcorn and strap in to join hosts Andi and Tanner in guessing which disaster movie plot has been altered! 

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Andi

think I'm about as doomed as the planet in all these

Tanner

movies.

Andi

this one is the only one I really have a hard time seeing, like what soups could have

Sups

They create an intricate network of satellites to control the global climate and keep everyone safe.

Tanner

Oh wow. That can't go wrong.

Andi

how many hundreds of thousands of people in Southeast Asia died? So let's kill Tom hello and welcome to this episode of the I Should Have Known podcast, the trivia podcast that can't be trusted. Each week, our Quizmaster presents you with four big facts on a topic, but one of those facts is a lie. We are celebrating the earth this week by talking about its destruction. So our quizmaster is

Sups

Hello,

Andi

and soups is doing disaster movies part two. So for last Earth Month, we also did disaster movies if you really are interested and wanna check it out. so he's going to be presenting us with the plots of four real disaster movies, but one of his plots is wrong. So join me, Andy, and our other host Tanner in trying to spot the lie among his plots. But the movie is real.

Sups

The movies real. So if you've seen the movie, don't tell me.

Andi

I think it's safe to assume that I have not seen the movie as we've established. Long time asja have known, listeners would know that do you ever go to a movie Trivia night? Don't bring Andy. She will not be helpful. think I'm about as doomed as the planet in all these

Tanner

movies.

Sups

Okay, before we get going, let's get started with the low hanging fruit of the

Andi

week. Mm-hmm.

Sups

Which year did the movie 2012 release?

Tanner

Oh

Andi

This is either like annoyingly low hanging or it's it's a trick. So I, think, I have to guess 2012.

Tanner

Yeah. And I remember this from my episode, but I don't remember the year. It's gotta be 2012.

Sups

It's not, no, actually the movie came out in 2009.

Tanner

Oh

Andi

wow. Okay. So that kind of also makes sense if they're like, the world's gonna end in a few years. Guy.

Sups

Yeah. This movie had everything right? Earthquake, tsunamis, volcanoes. Yeah.

Tanner

you get every disaster in one movie. Yeah.

Andi

Okay,

Sups

Movie number one, the Impossible. the plot of the movie in December, 2004, there's a close knit family, Maria Henry and their three sons. begin their winter vacation in Kak, Thailand, it's the day after Christmas and you know, everyone's chilling. but suddenly terrifying row rises from the depths of the sea, followed by a wall of black water that destroys everything in its path. this movie is based on the tsunami.

Andi

Yeah, I was gonna say too, real

Tanner

Boxing Day Tsunami. Yeah. After Christmas. movie, 2004,

Andi

we, we talked about recently in a recent

Sups

is correct. this movie is actually based on a real story. well, she's now a Spanish motivational speaker, Maria Balon. And this is something that happened to her and how like strangers came to like, help them. They all survived. this role character was played by Naomi Watts. The husband was Evan McGregor and the three sons, one of them was the debut film of Tom Holland.

Tanner

Oh, spider-Man.

Andi

Oh yeah. We talked about him. Okay. Yes,

Sups

Yes.

Tanner

Sounds like a really good disaster movie. It's got the realistic plot, right. It's they survive.

Andi

Yeah. So I guess if we're trying to Question mother, this is what happens in that story. Yeah. we definitely know the tsunami happened. Yeah. so that part's real. So that can't be the lie. And those are the years and the dates of that. Mm-hmm. I think maybe all her sons died or

Tanner

something. Yeah, it was so destructive, it's kind of surprising that the whole family

Andi

yeah. I think if this is a lie, which I still have to hear the other three, but I'm like, the part of this story this lies is, oh, I bet some sons didn't make it. oh, the husband

Tanner

didn't make Oh yeah, yeah.

Andi

Henry's out. I don't know. that's what I'm thinking. I did not say this movie. Okay. I know nothing about it other than the historical event. That. Apparently inspired it, so, okay. I can see where maybe the lie is, but I don't actually know.

Tanner

Yeah. And the name doesn't really give anything. Right. The impossible. The impossible what? Like the impossibly large wave that's coming at us or the impossible that they survived. Like pretty vague name.

Andi

True.

Tanner

think I kind of believe it so far. But we'll see.

Sups

So then let's move on to the second movie. Deep impact.

Tanner

Oh, classic.

Sups

So because of international space agencies miscalculation, Mars is getting dangerously close to earth, and this means the end of all human.

Andi

government, Sure.

Sups

yeah. Yeah. What would happen. Yeah. The US government keep this incoming crisis under wraps because the president, he's kind of building a secret cave to put together like select Americans to survive But, a, crazy journalist discovers the And now the US President is forced to share this plan with the rest of the world, then suspended. Air Force Pilot is trained as an astronaut named Fish Tanner, and he recruits a crew who go to space and blast the two moons of Mars, hoping to change the trajectory of Mars coming towards Earth. And if they fail, of course, basically the Earth is destroyed

Andi

except the bunker, apparently. I don't know how the President thinks the bunker is gonna really do

Tanner

much a Mars. safe

Andi

If Mars comes and wrecks the whole planet, I, I'm pretty sure even in the bunker you're gonna have problems. So,

Sups

so the film released in 1998, and Stars Morgan Freeman, Robert Du. Leon It's the same summer when the other film with the very similar storyline came out Armageddon by Michael Bay.

Andi

Oh, I did see that movie. which

Tanner

made

Sups

But according to astronomers, deep Impact is actually more scientifically Accurate than

Andi

that. An entire planet could just shake its orbit,

Tanner

even with Mars coming in to

Andi

yeah. What?

Sups

And so it has a 38% score on rotten tomatoes.

Andi

Oh boy. so not so good.

Sups

has 44%.

Tanner

Yeah. Yes. Sounds like you didn't even try with the fake name

Sups

there. No, no. All the movie names

Andi

are the real, yeah. Right. So is this plot real? Hmm. Um,

Tanner

Right away it sounds super fake,

Andi

I think I remember this movie. Existed.

Tanner

Yes. I know it's a classic disaster movie came out around the same time as

Andi

Armageddon. Yes. And has a similar plot. Yeah. So yeah, the whole thing that it's Mars and it's supposedly more scientifically accurate, like, The whole planet shook its orbit, a whole planet that formed when the entire solar system formed. Yep. Just shook its orbit and that you could just move its little dinky moons. Cuz Mars has dinky moons They're little like potatoes in the sky. We're talking about an entire planet.

Tanner

and then you get this Air Force pilot, he's gonna save us

Andi

all. Oh, but that part, that part sounds, no, that's fine. That's par for the course. Okay. That's par for the chorus for this kind of movie? No. That, that part's not suspicious at all. I think it could be just a regular

Tanner

ass. Okay.

Andi

Yeah.

Tanner

Just like arm. Okay.

Andi

And then, yeah, also the whole idea of like this bunker, like this is silly. Like what is this? Weird

Tanner

That's super sketchy.

Andi

But I don't know, man, this is hard. How do you know? I don't do movies,

Tanner

so they're already so outlandish.

Andi

don't know. Yeah.

Tanner

All right. Okay. Halfway through,

Sups

Halfway through. Movie number three, contagion

Tanner

with Gwyneth Ptro. And is Matt Damon in that too?

Sups

Okay. Okay.

Andi

Alright.

Sups

So when Beth Moff returns to Minnesota, from a Hong Kong business She feels sick, and so she's like, oh, must be jet lag. But two days later, she's dead. And the doctors tell her shocked husband played by Matt Damon that they have no idea what. So the Beth m h of course, is going Paltro.

Andi

oh wait, Gwyneth Ptro dies in like the first act. Yeah. Oh, okay. So who, so she's not actually really in that movie,

Tanner

dies right away

Sups

way.

Andi

Great. that was a very costly cameo.

Tanner

Yeah.

Sups

And then soon many others start to exhibit the same symptoms. And before you know it, a global pandemic explodes. Everyone's quarantining. doctors try to contain the lethal microbe, but American society begins to collapse as a blogger starts sharing some conspiracy theories. Jude Law, placed this character he starts blogging about the virus. He says that he cured himself of the virus using a homeopathic cure. So people start looking for this cure across pharmacies in the US

Andi

Do real. shut it down. This one is not a real movie. This is just real life. And soups is saying This was a movie and put Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow in it

Tanner

for Oh, it's so real.

Andi

Yeah, He's just describing what happened during the Covid Pandemic and then is like, yeah, this was a movie before covid. I'm like, Uhhuh? Yeah, sure. Soups.

Tanner

You could just recite the plot from memory, like what happened? Oh, this person

Andi

you. I'll tell you. did. the president pretend to not

Sups

be sick

Andi

Yeah. Yeah. And then very dramatically take his mask off.

Tanner

Is this blogger actually like podcaster

Andi

Right. Is was these horsey, worm was the medicine that they were talking.

Sups

Um, have to

Andi

watched

Tanner

it's scary how accurate it is if it's

Andi

real. Honestly, it it's like frustrating at how predictable all of it was. Yeah. But then somehow no one predicted any of the actual

Tanner

Mm-hmm. Like this guy did the research, these script writers, they looked this stuff up. Yeah. They figured out what would happen, what

Andi

what should happen. And then people literally did all the things they

Tanner

said

Andi

then, I think soups is just, you know, he's just pulling our legs. Yeah. This is like, contagion is, it's an entirely different virus. It's an entirely different

Tanner

Right.

Andi

you know, a a disaster movie. I'm expecting like 28 days later, I'm expecting people to go full face eating zombie on people. So like, just like cuff cuff, I'm in the hospital and I

Tanner

No, that's not movie. She needs to be like suffering with like the bubonic plague for like weeks And

Andi

And they're like, are we gonna get a vaccine in time

Tanner

Oh no.

Andi

Yeah. What's the treatment? Who, yeah. Like I don't know how dramatic this movie sounds. Yeah. Doesn't sound very

Tanner

can make it better.

Sups

All right, then onto the last movie movie number four, geo Storm. the Earth has gone through a lot of natural disasters, right? There's been suddenly a rise in an unprecedented series, So the world's leaders, they come together. They're like, we gotta solve this problem. They create an intricate network of satellites to control the global climate and keep everyone safe.

Tanner

Oh wow. That can't go wrong.

Andi

Yeah,

Sups

But now something

Andi

has gone wrong.

Tanner

course,

Sups

The system which was built to protect the earth malfunctions and starts attacking Earth and now, Race against time to uncover what the real threat is before a worldwide geo storm wipes out everything.

Andi

Oh Some high

Sups

more disasters strike around the world. There are tornadoes in Mumbai, a major heat wave in Moscow, a mega tsunami in Dubai, hailstones in Tokyo. And so of course, the hero, is Jared, but, He's a scientist who races against time. The movie released in 2017

Tanner

Hmm.

Andi

That's fairly recent.

Tanner

Yeah. It sounds like they ran out of natural disasters and they're like, oh, we're gonna control

Andi

the world. Let's, and then they all let's do all of them. Yeah. Honestly, this one sounds pretty real as a movie, right? Like this sounds like the plot of a movie that somebody would write. Yeah. And then it's harder to see where maybe soups, fudged something, cuz it kind of just is like, yeah, okay. There's just Magic science makes Super Storm in that we just want big super storm drama. And then ARD Butler seems like an obvious choice for the, you know, white man superhero who's gonna save us all. So, yeah, I mean, this one is the only one I really have a hard time seeing, like what soups could have

Tanner

Yeah, but also a lot of it, it seems like those attention grabbing headlines, you know, like tornadoes in Mumbai and hail in Tokyo, like that's just scratching the surface of the actual plot. I feel like, you know, like that would be one scene. So like if I was to make up a movie, I would do that same thing. I would say like it has this and that and this. But I think the underlying plot is really, really creative.

Andi

yeah, this one sounds like this is a movie and this is what it's like. Mm-hmm. I don't see as many places where soups could have made something up.

Tanner

Okay. I'm still on the fence about it though. I gotta hear all four of them again before I pick.

Andi

Yeah.

Sups

Okay, so the four movies were movie number one, the Impossible. Movie number two, deep Impact, movie number three, contagion and movie number four, geo Storm.

Andi

one of those has a slightly changed plot where the plot is not what you said it was. I have not seen any of them, So

Tanner

I've seen some scenes from some of them. Okay. But not all of them. So I'm still. Curious about which one is a

Andi

So which one do you think,

Tanner

I think number one sounds perfect. Sounds exactly right. deep impact sounds so outlandish. kind of leaning towards that one. Contagion. Yeah, I've heard of that one. I'm pretty sure it's scarily accurate to the covid situation. And the fourth one I'm really thrown by because I have not heard of this, and it's got like all the disasters, so I'm leaning towards that one.

Andi

Oh, okay. You think soups just like threw everything at this, and change the plot into just like it's every

Tanner

Yeah. But the real movie's like one disaster.

Andi

Sure. Okay. I am gonna go with one of the kids. Died in the first one. Oh, nice. Yeah. I wanna kill one of the kids.

Tanner

So you believe that the second one has Mars?

Andi

Honestly, no.

Tanner

want the

Sups

kids to

Andi

No. I just think it's like, the lie's gonna be something more subtle.

Tanner

Okay.

Andi

it was too feel good for a disaster movie and especially a disaster movie based on reality. and also kind of icky if it's like, look, this white family all lived, but then like how many hundreds of thousands of people in Southeast Asia died? So let's kill Tom

Tanner

all right?

Sups

in his debut film.

Andi

Yeah, yeah. Alright. I don't know.

Tanner

Okay. Yeah, I think it's. Fourth one, although I really, really don't think that it's Mars in the second one, but I think it's the fourth one cause I don't know what geo storm is about.

Sups

Okay. All right. Okay. We've got impossible and we've got geo storm. Both of you are right in your own way, let's put it this it's not Mars. It's a comet that's coming. Oh

Andi

Okay. sure that that's much more realistic. And you did say how people are like, yeah, the science makes more sense cuz it's like Mars, an entire planet got dished.

Sups

but geo strong. No, a hundred percent.

Tanner

Wow. Gerard Butler has to

Sups

solve problems at once. Yeah.

Andi

And basically you mean

Sups

if Yeah. That saw that movie. Yeah. But contention is basically, That's Covid.

Andi

don't like that. I don't

Sups

The whole film is just Covid. And it came out in like 2011.

Andi

So it's not Mars. I mean, that makes sense. And that's also like the most famous, I think, of the four that we had just talked about. so Deep Impact really is even more like Armageddon than you mentioned and it came out like the same time. Well, that's very funny. But also I feel really bad for Over Made it because you know, like you get overshadowed by Armageddon

Tanner

Yeah, That's

Andi

true. Okay. Well, dang. but I guess I should have known.

Tanner

I should have known. all

Andi

Thanks for listening to this episode of the I Should Have Known podcast. We'll be continuing our Earth Day theme for the rest of the month. I think we have one more episode with that coming and if we could ask you for a favor, can you do the podcast version of Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and give us a five star rating wherever you listen to podcasts, cuz it really helps us out. And It would leave a deep impact in our hearts and as always, thanks.

Tanner

Damn Damnit Tinner.