Beavis and butthead episode 9 baby makes uh, three
First aired on MTV on May 18th 1993


Story:
We start in beavis and buttheads house, seeing their TV which is displaying static as the sound of a woman moaning comes from its speaker.
The boys laugh and then beavis walks up to the TV and hits the top of it. "Fix the picture dude" says butthead "im trying" replies beavis. Beavis hits the top of Tv with a baseball bat which fixes the picture, bringing an image on the screen of a womans face screaming. It zooms out to show that the woman is on a hospital bed surrounded by two doctors and her husband as she gives birth.
Theres a close up shot of the newboarn baby covered in blood. The boys are disgusted which then makes them freak out.

Cut back to the TV where the husband leans into the new mother and says "I love you so much honey"

Next we're in a classroom, beavis and butthead sit in the back as the view is towards the front of the class where we see PE and health teacher, coach buzzcut. Coach Bradley buzzcut was in the military serving in the marine core, he is now the short tempered teacher for beavis and butthead at highland high school.

Coach buzzcut addresses the class saying "everybody thinks babies are cute, cute, well they are not so damn cute when they are yours, Ill tell you that right now. Crapping and puking all over you. They cost a damn fortune to feed and clothe and all they end up doing is making you miserable like you people are doing to your parents right now. It's time you teen pregnancy candidates know a thing or two about responsibility"

Buzzcut holds up a bag of sugar with a diaper attached to it and asks if they know whats in his hand.
Butthead sitting in the back of the class says to beavis "half his wifes butt" and laughs

Buzzcut says its a baby and that the class will be divided into male and female pairs to cooperate and take care of the bag of sugar for a week. The student pairs will have to take it wherever they go and treat it as if its a real baby.

Butthead raises his hand and says he cant do the assignment because hes diatetic.
Buzzcut replies "Im sure you mean diabetic butthead, and you will do this assignment"

Buzzcut says that everyone music keep a journal logging in the activities with the baby. Any missed log in times or damage to the bag of sugar and they fail.
Buzzcut points to the list of classmates who are assigned to be paired up with eachother. The class rushes up to see the list.
Buzzcut mentions that he paired beavis and butthead together as all the female classmates requested privately to not be paired up with either of them. He mentions how homosexual couples are adopting babies more and more and that this would make the simulation more realistic. the class laughs, the bell rings and vuzzcut reminds the class that in one week bring bag the sugar bags and the journals.

Cut to beavis and butthead outside standing by a lake.
"I dont know how to take care of a baby, what do you do?" asks butthead
Beavis, wearing a harness with the bag of sugar tucked into it says to give it a bath.
Butthead grabs the bag of sugar and throws it into the lake. He then gets into the lake, moves the bag around under the water and says "Im gonna slap you around like a red headed step child"
The boys laugh and butthead then lifts the bag of sugar up from the water. With the bag soggy and damaged, butthead says "uh ohh"
"You drowned it dude" says beavis
Butthead walks out of the lake and says "We'll never get to see it grow up" then drops it on the ground.

The next week
we're back at highland high school. 
Butthead is in coach buzzcuts class standing up next to his desk reading off of a paper. He explains with regret that beavis and his sugar bag baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.
"yeah, sorry about that" beavis adds

Cut to coach buzzcut standing behind his teachers desk as he says the boys fail more miserably than any student hes had the misfortune to teach.

The boys look slightly upset that they failed.

Next we see a front view of coach buzzcut sitting in his car in the schools parking lot as his car is having engine problems. Buzzcut says to himself "what the hell, it was fine this morning"
cut to the side of buzzcuts car as he sits and says "damn catalytic converter" The shot pans to the right as we see the bag of sugar wrapped around the fill hole of his cars gas tank.
We hear buzzcut now yelling at his car "what is your major malfunction, why are you sputtering?!"
the car stops with a backfire pop

and that is beavis and butthead episode 9 baby make uh three

MUSIC VIDEOS:

U2 – "One"
The video shows an out of focus shot of a buffalo running in black and white.

"Whats bonos problem" says butthead
"yeah whats boners problem" beavis adds
"Woah, thats a big dog" says beavis
Butthead says "thats a buffalo dumbass"
beavis says that the video means something
butthead adds "yeah it means something stupid"
they change it

Aerosmith – "Rag Doll"
"He said backdoor" says butthead, he goes on to say "this is the coolest video ive ever seen in my life"
and "beavis, i thought you were daddys little cutie"


Katrina and the Waves – "Walking on Sunshine"
Butthead says "what the hell is this crap"
they change it

Garth Brooks – "The Thunder Rolls"
Beavis says "this sucks"
Butthead calls garth brooks curly from the three stooges and makes fun of his wailing style of country music singing then says "whatever happened to country songs about whiskey drinking and butt kicking"
Beavis mentions how they should have ice cube come out and kick garth brooks

Nine Inch Nails – "Wish"
Beavis asks what that noise is at the beginning
The boys headbang to it
Seeing the cages in the video butthead says "this is like a zoo where they keep cool people"
Butthead asks beavis if he has a nine inch nail then laughs

Fun facts:

This episode marks the first appearance as coach buzzcut in the series
He's a teacher at highland high school in which he handles health and sex eduaction, physical education and math class. 
 Along with serving as a teacher, he coaches football, basketball, wrestling and handles detention classes.
Coach buzzcuts real name is bradley buzzcut and has a background in the military serving in the united state marine core. In this episode, hes in a light olive green collard shirt, a dark green neck tie and dark olive green pants. In later episodes hes seen in blue sweatpants and a grey t shirt with the word coach in blue letters.
his head shaved except for the top that has an inch worth of hair standing up.
 He loves to talk down to all the students as if hes a drill instructor in the marines. He especially enjoys diciplining beavis and butthead more than the other students.

Coach bradley buzzcut is voiced by Mike Judge

this episode was released on the rare and recalled "The History of Beavis and Butt-head" DVD and VHS set

IMDB the internet movie database gives episode 9 baby makes uh, three a 7.3 out of 10