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If you loved that, then you're gonna love the Taylor Swift Tribute experience this weekend at Glassfest. It'll be on Saturday. And then afterwards we're gonna have fireworks all weekend long. They're gonna start closing down the street for Glassfest Friday. So Friday you can get vendors and food trucks, and we'll have Rock the Park Friday, Saturday, and then we'll wrap up the weekend on Sunday.

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And in full honesty, Saturday as of now might be a little wetter than not, but it actually looks like it starts to get out of here a little bit more on Sunday. So if we get delayed a little bit, it'll happen.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

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Now let's go back to Oh, so moments ago. Moments ago, this just happened. I'm I have to replay this because our text line blew up. So let me take you back just for a second here to the big three. Okay. The last story.

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XLIV is 44. So Super Bowl 44 is gonna be in Nashville, Tennessee. Maybe that we have to wait that long just to get my post-moven uh jelly roll Super Bowl halftime show. Oh my god, yeah. What year is that? 44.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

No, no, no. What year is is uh 44?

SPEAKER_03 1:04

LXIV? What year do they play Super Bowl 44? Holy God! 2030. Oh my god, 2030! Yes, so leading up will be in Vegas.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Well, there's something to look forward to.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Leading up will be in Vegas, Los Angeles, and Atlanta.

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Okay, that wasn't the biggest issue that happened here. What's the biggest issue? Let me come over to the text line on why it blew up. And uh, I want you to remember here, Allie was uh promoting Super Bowl 44 for us, okay? And if you're driving around and as confused as everybody else, going 44, Doug said it best updated list uh of things not to do on the Scott and Alley show. Bible quotes, math, roulette, super bowl Roman numerals. Uh, and Heather said it best, that can't be 44. They just uh they just played Super Bowl 60.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

I forgot the I uh I got it from AI. The Googs. Oh, you got screwed by AI. The Googs, they messed me up. I love this. This one is from uh I must have typed it in wrong.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Uh this is this is from uh you don't have your numbers in here, but I'll use your username. It's Tom, it's Tom uh CD. Okay. And they said Tom McD. Tom McD. You were clean Tom McCd. Maybe we should just wrap this week up right now. He says you were close, Allie 64, not 44. That's not close, that's 20 years off. Same same different, you know what I'm saying? Natalie, you know she's gonna bust your nuts. Uh you guys uh gotta work on your Roman numerals Super Bowl 44 was in 2010. Oh my gosh. It happens. Uh I was totally confused.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

Are we all? So was I. I you know, I don't know how that happened. I put in, I thought I put in LXIV.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

I don't know. It was funny because I just followed you right down that path. Right straight down the hole. I went with you.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Okay, let me play this then. So this is where AI also bit somebody else in the butt. A college was using AI to read off the names at a commencement ceremony and it malfunctioned.

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Here's what's happening. We're using a new AI system as our reader.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

So that is possible. This is on the heels of another college where the commencement speech, the uh person giving the speech said literally, and God did it get boosed. They she said, AI is the future. This is the next industrial revolution, which it kind of is. This is like the internet boom all over again, just a little bit different.

SPEAKER_03 3:41

Yeah, and it got booted at that commencement, and then then she kind of retracted at that commencement speech and said, Well, you know, I we all grew up without AI, and people were like, Yeah, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

So here's the rest of it. But you didn't grow up without internet, you don't hate that.

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Here's the r here's the rest of this uh and why this malfunction really hurt the people in attendance. It's a lesson learned for us.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

It didn't feel sincere, and it kind of felt like they didn't care. I would have liked a little bit more thought to go into it rather than pushing something as simple as reading some names off to an AI device. So LXIV is 44.

unknown 4:20

No, I was kidding.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Why did you do that? That's not nay. That's not funny. Alright, so you're telling me that at the commencement speech, AI was basically announcing we'd like to congratulate just in case.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Let me tell you, it'll malfunction, but so will Scott Free. If he comes in and names any names at your commencement.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Oh, don't ask me to do names.

SPEAKER_03 4:51

Oh no.

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Congratulations to Barbed Wire.

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You could mess up Vator! You could mess up Jessica Smith.

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Ladies and gentlemen are top graduate this year, I need a bath.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

You know what though? You know what people wouldn't hate? What? Is if AI did it, but in like Harrison Ford's voice, Yoda's voice. Oh, that's gonna change it? Yes, that's when people go, oh. Or it would it could be um, I'm trying to think of another Morgan Freeman's voice. And if it messed up, they'd be like, it's okay, Morgan.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

I can't do Morgan Freeman, but uh but you could do Bart Simpson?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

My helly, it's me, Harrison Ford. Here I am at the commencement speech. Uh-huh. Gonna be the AI voice. Ader Titsov is uh on her way up to the stage right now.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Oh my gosh. See? Not mad about it.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Adolf Oliver Nipple. Come on by. You got yourself a diploma.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

So many Adolphs that are all of a sudden graduating. Like as if this is Germany 1942.

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I'd like to congratulate A.S. Muncher.

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A.S. Muncher.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Got himself a good grade. He's graduating.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

Is he also gonna be going to the Ass Roadhouse for his dinner after the commencement?

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Congratulations to Amanda.

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Hug and kiss.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

Got yourself a uh You didn't even get my joke, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Which one's that?

SPEAKER_03 6:30

It was an old joke about how our Texas Roadhouse, how the lights were blinking off and it was just Ass Roadhouse.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Yeah, I love that.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Oh, that was a throwback joke for you.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Amanda Hump, come on up, get your diploma.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Amanda Hump, okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

You want some more, no?

SPEAKER_03 6:46

See, this is what I'm saying. No, not really. See, this is what I'm saying. People all of a sudden wouldn't be mad at that.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

No, if that if Harrison Ford's voice was AI, it would actually work.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

It'd be Harrison Ford AI, yes. But if it's just regular Joe Schmoe voice, mm mm.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Andy felter snatch. Come on up and get your diploma.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

Goodbye.