SPEAKER_00 0:00

We're gonna play a little uh round of uh I don't even feel guilty about it. Okay. Then you gotta trash it up as though you're gonna be like, I don't even feel guilty about it. Like we're on Dr. Phil back in the day, and you know, we ain't taking any crap. We're like, I don't even feel guilty about it. Uh-uh. What it was you're going first, right? Yeah, I'm well I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the setup first. So you know. Uh unless you already have a list of things I don't feel guilty about that. You just want to unleash on us. Let the confession booth open. Are you alright?

SPEAKER_01 0:26

I stole the wheelbarrow from my dead neighbor's front lawn. I don't even feel guilty about it. Well, alright. We talked about it on the show. Yeah, oh, did you? Yeah. I thought there I thought there was a lot of. Yeah, we talked about me taking the wheelbarrow.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Oh, that's right. Uh well, I mean, you know, who's who's gonna complain?

SPEAKER_01 0:42

No, no one's gonna complain.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

He's dead.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

He's dead. Nobody, nobody, nobody else was using that wheelbarrow but me. That's right.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

So anyway, so our friend John 317. All right, guilty about it. Uh, do you get anything else? No. Never mind. Uh uh, so uh our friend John 317. Yes. He sends me messages of the things that he smokes, right? Meet people, get your mind. It's I know it's New York. I mean, we're not talking about, you know, Aunt Mary Joe's, you know, uh strain of marijuana. Aunt Mary Joe. I don't know, they all got stupid names. So, um, so at any rate, uh, he sends pictures of me. Uh like today, he sent me uh a beautiful brisket. I mean, my god, this thing looked good, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Brisket and egg sounds so good, doesn't it? This is where it comes into I feel guilty about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Okay. Sent me a picture of the receipt that he uh uh had. He goes, hmm. He goes, this did not add up to $113. Or a brisket? Like it was supposed to. Well, there were other things on there. Okay. It it whoever was cashing them out came up to $79.05, saved him about $30. I didn't feel guilty. I feel guilty about it. All right, I gave mine. This is where we're gonna go with this, okay?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

I know what we can give away. Wait, you have a giveaway for this? I yeah. The Darius Rucker tickets. Oh my god, that's right. I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Okay, so we have Darius Rucker tickets.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Only a pair for this, though.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Okay, only a pair. So uh, you know what? Screw it. I'll make it a double weekend. I'll throw in a pair of Ashanti tickets. Ooh, so you can go to Darius and Ashanti. Darius, wherever he's playing Ashanti attacks.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Wait, can we make sure they're not on the same night?

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Well, that would be smart.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Yeah, hold on a second.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Double check that.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Yep, I'm doing it right now. Okay, yep. Ashanti's on Friday, Darius is on Saturday. Oh my god, you're gonna have a weekend. Yeah, I knew they were close.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

So this is where you gotta send us messages. I feel guilty about it, and here's why. Think about this. Yes. We are paying a fortune for gas to the point that wow, you're gonna love us if you gotta drive all over the place to go to the concerts. But here nor there. We're paying a fortune for stuff right now. Do you know I opened my email this morning? I saw a thousand dollar knife bill. I almost fell off the toilet. Oh my god. It's not a thousand dollars. They forgot to calculate, I just made a payment, so it's significantly less than that. Okay. Because I opened the app, but I had a stroke on the can. I'm not gonna lie to you. I almost literally had to call 911 from the toilet this morning.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Oh, I thought you were gonna say call in sick again. Yep, that too.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Uh but uh so at any rate, John got himself a deal. John 317 got a deal. And I feel guilty about it. What is the last thing you got that you were just like, I don't even feel guilty about it?

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Absolutely. Best one you're getting double tickets.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

Double tickets. We'll send you to Washanti a pair of those and send you to Darius. So start a text in.