SPEAKER_02 0:00

I told you a longtime listener, uh, John three seventeen. Oh, did he score a deal? And you know what? I don't even feel guilty about it.

SPEAKER_01 0:07

I don't even feel guilty about it. Got a brisket, a hundred and thirty dollar brisket for eleven buckaroonies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:13

Somebody moved the decimal to the wrong spot. I love how Scott's like, and 39 cents. And 39 cents. And I'm like, yeah, well, you get the 39 cent mention when you get a hundred and thirty dollar brisket for eleven bucks.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

So what do you I don't even feel guilty about it? For Ashanti tickets on June 5th. Wait, but we're also gonna give you Darius Rucker tickets too for June 6th. So you get a pair of tickets each for both nights.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Yeah, you're gonna go to two shows that weekend.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

I 89.26. I ordered an electric power wheels Jeep from Amazon. I received a notification it was delivered. It wasn't delivered. So I messaged the seller. They refunded my money. Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two days later, it was delivered. And another week later, I don't even feel guilty. I don't feel guilty about it. I'm sorry, with the cost of everything the way it is right now, these little joys in life. Absolutely. Girl, you better put it on Facebook Marketplace and resell it. Oh, damn right. Here's another one. I got lucky, got $633 worth of NFL apparel for $98. Oh. There was a sale, but they gave me a larger discount than I was supposed to get. It took $547 off.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

I don't even feel guilty about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

I don't even feel guilty about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

I'm gonna come over to you here. Uh let's see. This is um okay, $86.08. Uh go ahead with yours and what you got.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

So after a night of um some adult beverages, um, I thought it would be a good idea to DoorDash $33 worth of Taco Bell. Um, but I fell asleep before I could eat it. So when I woke up, there was $33 worth of uneaten Taco Bell. Um so at lunchtime I took the cold bag and said my food was cold and asked him to remake it. And I don't even feel guilty.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

She sounds like she feels a little guilty. But not too guilty. But not too guilty.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

That's a possible win right there.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Oh, I love all of these so far. These are great. Uh a car wash subscription. I initially signed up with an expired card without realizing it. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, sure you did. Every time I went, I expect them to expected them to say, we need a new card. It took about six months before they caught up to me. Don't even feel guilty.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

And you got the cleanest car of the Twin Ts. That's right. For nothing. Uh-huh. What's this? What about my husband?

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Oh, he's been having me sell some tools. I charge more than the price he gives me. And I keep the extra money and I don't tell him. Oh my God. I don't even feel guilty about it.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

That could be a winner, too. So good. You know what though? No. For you, I'm proud of you on that. And here's the reason why. Uh that's 0933. Let me tell you why I think that you're doing the right thing. If your husband's not whether technology-wise, he doesn't understand how it works, or he's just, you know, we're guy lazy. There is a condition called guy lazy. Yeah. And that's where we just know you're better at it. I tried explaining this about two weeks ago when we were talking about women are better, you know, scheduling medical appointments. Yeah. Sorry to add to your mental load, ladies, but you're just better at it. You know?

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Scott's new favorite word is mental load. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

What a pile of crap all that is. You know what? Life is stressful, so get over it. You know what? Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and move on with life. Quit a bitching. So uh Wow, I'm compassionate.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah, this is this coming from the guy who uh unloads his mental load here for four hours every day.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

You know, oddly I found the gig that lets me pay uh get paid for it. For his abitin. It's like, you know, back in my day. Back in my day when you when you had a kid with ADHD, you didn't give him, you know, add or all. You looked at him and go, hey, pay attention. Anywho. That's the point. Uh what was my point? Oh I don't know. That's like a finder's fee. That is your extra because you're doing it. You're obviously either A, you like it or you've mastered it, and he wants nothing to do with it. So if the tool's 50 bucks and you charge 60, that is absolutely right.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

You're meeting up with the person, you're talking to the peoples on social.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

The whole deal, yeah. No, that's good for you.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Also, where did uh John 317 get that brisket asking for a friend?

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Oh, yeah.