Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
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It's game time on the Scott and Alley Show, and I have a question for you, Al. Does not have to be answered in the form of a question like they do on the Japardi. However, if you have a dog and you've named it Sir Jumps A Lot, what do you suppose it can do very well? Jumps a lot. I get I would get that as the right answer, yes. Well, and there is a really cute viral video going around of a super dogs competition. I love these. I love them.
SPEAKER_00That'd be super cute.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna be taking the kids, by the way, to the Lee Com for that dog show at the end of the month where they do all the tricks.
SPEAKER_00Oh, is this the um the one that used to be a I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Maybe if Lee Comm decided to advertise the show, that'd be a great idea. You can contact your sales representative, Jeff Todo, and book those commercials. So the rest of the world knows about that.
SPEAKER_00I won't inquire about that anymore then.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, uh, this is when the dog named Sir Jumpsalot uh runs towards the obstacles uh with ten stacked plastic poles. Oh my gosh. He gets a great buildup, but then uh runs directly through the poles. Here you go. The highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario here to show you what he can do. Let's make some noise for Sir Jumpsalot! Woo! Whoops. Whoops. Didn't quite work out for Sir Jumpsalot. By the way, did I tell you, I am living with evil geniuses. So you know my my dogs uh uh have a ton of pug in them. Yes. But there's also the weirdest mix of like, I don't know, you got border collie in there and two of them. Chihuahua. There's no chihuahua. Pomeranian yes, there is. Okay. Um uh little rat terrier. They all have tight little butts. Coyote. Um, so the one part that they have, which is a pretty good portion, and one of them in particular, very much shows they have a a strain of border collie in them.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01And that's a smart breed, but they're also evil geniuses. Two things have developed in my house. Number one, after I'm ready, you know, once I get up and they go outside in the morning, uh Petey knows he's the biggest one in the house. Petey knows how to I never thought I had a big dog, but I do.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Petey knows how to open Lydia's door and he ushers all the other dogs.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, is that a Disney film or what? He ushers everybody in there. And then all of a sudden he robs a bank. I know, right?
SPEAKER_01He uh, I mean, he could all just lay with Lydia.
SPEAKER_00Or I was gonna say, or he goes to the Shimong County aspect. Not that this the okay, maybe I shouldn't. Let's them all out.
SPEAKER_01We'll go with the happy side of Disney, yeah. Uh but if but if it's a Disney movie, then he walks out and gets hit by a car and killed.
SPEAKER_02So the theme alive.
SPEAKER_01No. So he knows how to open Lydia's door because we have those handles, it's not like a turning knob. Yeah. So he pushes it down, ushers three other dogs in with him. So him, Frank, uh, you know, Winston, they'll all be sleeping in with Lydia before I leave. I'm looking in, I'm like, okay. Also, we got a garbage can in the bathroom where you don't have to touch it to open it. It's what you put your hand over it, yeah, and it automatically opens. This has become a new game for them, and they all stand there with their head over it, watch it open. Four seconds later it closes, and their heads are all like, huh?
SPEAKER_00I thought you were gonna say, and then eats what's ever in the garbage because I used to live with uh a friend of mine, and his dog not only loved underwear, but also loved everything else that could end up from a lady part in the garbage.
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SPEAKER_00I'm gonna vom. Seriously. You're nasty. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02You took us down the road.
SPEAKER_00That's why we also had to close the bathroom door. We couldn't even let the dog in there. Well, if you drive an EV.
SPEAKER_02I win what's grosser than gross to me, I want to sell you.
SPEAKER_00That is vile. If you have an EV, or maybe you're looking at an EV, this is something to think about. A bipartisan proposal in the House would add a $130 yearly registration fee for EVs to fund transportation infrastructure.
SPEAKER_02So now we're gonna charge the EVs.
SPEAKER_00The five-year surface transportation reauthorization bill also calls for, wait, even more, a $35 annual fee for plug-in hybrids. Critics are saying, wait, you're penalizing EV owners? We also got a gas tax payment per driver, which is now 18 cents per gallon since 1993. I thought that there was the there was the perk of owning a V8. Saving the environment. I don't know. I told you uh about an hour ago, I was gonna give you an update on somebody involved in the OJ trial. Mark Furman, who's the former LAPD detective known for his role in the OJ Simpson murder trial, died at the age of 78 after battling some aggressive throat cancer. Now he's the one that discovered the glove, but also had some credibility issues after he made racist remarks on that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he was a scorching racist.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Wait, but then he ended up kind of saving his career because then he went into true crime, also did a radio show, you know. And a Jackson Pollock painting sold for 181 million. Oh, he died, didn't he? Yeah, at 78. Aggressive throat cancer. Okay. A Jackson Pollock painting sold for 181 million at an auction in New York this past week. The most for a piece by the abstract expressionist.
SPEAKER_01Is this the same guy that did the Campbell soup cans?
SPEAKER_00Nope, that's Andy Warhol.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's right. This is the guy where it basically looks like I can't wait for this description.
SPEAKER_00Like somebody had explosive diarrhea.
SPEAKER_01Oh man, I'm gonna have a thousand dollar painting in an hour.