SPEAKER_01 0:00

I better get with it. Why? Well, Lydia, as you know now, has turned seven.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

Oh, that's right. When was her actual birthday? The fifteenth. Okay. So Oh, I was out of town. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

Yeah, that's right. It was a week and a half ago or so, right? So at any rate, she's now seven years old, and uh, I look at this seven-year-old who uh yeah, he goes by the name Danger just because uh he scaled the three thousand-foot cliff of El Capitan uh in Yosemite. Have a listen to this. Tell us how you feel.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Great, okay. It's an unbelievable task to climb the front of El Capitan. I don't want to pretend that there's no risk. There's not a second that they're not anchored to the wall. It's as good as it gets. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

Okay, because but they're so agile. Now's the time to do it, you know?

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Because if you do it, you if you even if I did it right, I I can't even clean my gutters. If I have to lift my leg up to my chest, you damn well might as well call the uh the EMS right over.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

Exactly. And I just watched that dark documentary series. Uh, what was it called? Shoot, about the guy who does all the free climbing.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

And he did L Capitan. And it I mean, I'm not gonna do it. I can tell you that much.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

You stayed limber though, you know. I mean very he's your average person is maybe not quite that limber, but at seven years old, you're still limber.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Exactly. You break a bone, but you're gonna be fine. No big deal. I mean, I did dislocate my pinky whenever I was in elementary school, and I still have a wonky pinky, but you're still gonna be fine, my guy. I do, I do. Okay, let's address the white elephant in the room. Yes. We have had some issues with our signal over the past couple days, and we get this text message just to start off. Good morning. Is there something wrong with the actual radio station? Because remember, you can always listen to us on our app, either the Wink 106 app, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams. You can find us in three different places. But anyway, so is there something wrong with the actual radio station?

SPEAKER_01 1:55

And Scott's right, yes, yes, yes, and of course it happens on a holiday weekend. It doesn't happen, I don't know, like a random Wednesday when anybody's accessible.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

And how come it happens when it's beautiful and sunny? Like this is the stuff that usually happens when it's snowy or a lightning storm or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I discovered something weird going on. I think it was after the rain on Saturday. You made the proper calls, and then another thing had popped up. Long story short, there's a part that they're ordering.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Ah, there's a part of so that way you just need to listen to us on the app. Somebody else said, Good everyone, is anyone else not able to listen on the car radio? Yeah. The last few days, Lawrenceville to Mansfield, very weak signal and can't listen now.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

It's we'll be back to normal soon. But like you said, the app is the that's the best way to go until it's all the way back. You know, if you use the regular radio.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Also, this one, this is just this is why we love the app because you guys can message us anytime about anything. Hello, good morning. Hello. If anyone is driving on 60 from Shemung to Elmyra this morning, there's a huge excavator digging ditches in the middle of the road just west of Shemung. No signs, no cones. Just give yourself some extra space.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Nice surprise on the way in.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

Exactly. Something also that happened over the weekend. John Travolta, who's, you know, an older actor but pretty famous. Sure. He came out to, I think it's like the Cannes Film Festival or something like that. And he was wearing something that I thought, ooh, could Scot Free. So John Travolta's bald now. Yeah. Like Scott Free.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

He was on his way for a while.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

Yes. And he went viral because he was wearing a beret.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

I don't know if I'm a beret person. Wait, hold on a second.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Oh, I wish I would have had this ready because I um you do not look like a beret person. I'll wear a beret sometimes in the wintertime.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

But yeah. I've seen you, but I that's a weird look for that'd be like me saying, hey, my new look is gonna be a fez.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Isn't it so funny?

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Whenever you first start to adopt something, this happens actually pretty often. When I wear red lipstick, people go, I could never do that.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Oh, that's lovely.

SPEAKER_02 3:59

We're in France.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

Oh, bonjour not. That's French music? Oh, yes, that is. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if I can pull off a beret.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

But you know when you you first start to try something, did you ever try a fashion? So people will say, Oh, I could never re wear red lipstick. Yes, you can. You just have to start it. So you could just So you just want me to start a beret.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Should I wear an ascot too? Oh, and a nice little sport coat? Grow in one of those really thin mustaches like it's 1946. Hello.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

I'm gonna smoke my cigarette. With that long sticky thing. They all smoke where it's so like I'm sorry, are you tonguing this cigarette?

SPEAKER_01 4:48

I was thinking that long black thing that they used to jab the cigarettes.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

From the 20s? Like you're like a flapper girl? Legaloo!

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Would you like a loaf of bread? A croissant?

SPEAKER_02 5:01

Oh, look who came here! All of a sudden you're talking like that character from Beauty and the Beast.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Look who just walked in the door!

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Hey, it's John Travolta. And you're listening to the Scott and Allie show on Wink 106, the number one hit music station. Seriously, it makes me want to get up and dance. Oh, good. Unless it's a slow song. Yeah. Then I want to go get a massage.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

A Parisian massage. Do you think he wears a beret when he's getting a massage? Absolutely. It's creepy. Oh, tell me about Dolly. Oh my gosh, so Dolly part wait. The music just ends. Oh, I love how he just That was a mood shift right there.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Just over with. I don't need that anymore. Now, this is not here, but I so I used to run back in the day, and I don't run anymore. You get in the measures. Hold on. Hold on. I got an ad I gotta get through first. There we go.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

I wasn't ready for that.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

There we go. Oh, there it is. Now much better. I get an ad. All these running ads, like, oh, do the 5K in uh Punxitawney. Do the Punksitawny Phil 5K. Yeah. They're doing a Dolly Parton 5K in Nashville.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

What is that gonna be like? Just a bunch of black eyes? Big boobs, running a bunch of black eyes.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Black eye 5K? I did not get that. No. Like a saunter.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Yeah, because if you get any speed going, you're getting black eyes.