SPEAKER_01 0:00

Scott Scott S-Kott was how do you spell S-K-A-H-T?

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Yeah, this lady literally ran into somebody that his name is the easiest name. One of the literally, I don't love my name, but it's a pretty easy name. S-C-O-T-T. Uh-huh. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

How about this one? Try being Kristen with a Y. Kristen, it looks like Ella Einy, but I think it means Elaine. So it's K-R-I-S. So we're starting out good, right? Then all of a sudden we take a detour. T-Y-N.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

There's the T-Y-N.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Christine! And then the Elaine looks like Elaine. Then this one. Oh my god, like G Off.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

Oh my God. Yeah, the other Jeff. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Do you ever do this with your significant other?

SPEAKER_00 0:52

You never see that Jeff spelling anymore.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

No, I know one Jeff with the spelling.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

I don't even know one. I do know a few different versions of Sean. You know, you have the scene and the Sean.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Stop it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

I don't even the same.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Give me the W. Make this, make this right.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

I need the S H and I need the S H. And I need the uh W.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Oh, and I love the ones where it'll be like something weird where it's like S-E-A-U and something.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

Suddenly you're like Dutch.

unknown 1:23

God.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Oh, by the way, uh, just because randomly he thought he'd call me on my cell phone while I'm doing a radio show, it's our friend Kent Gobin's birthday today. Oh, here's an idea. By 10 a.m., don't call me. Um You mean before 10 a.m.? Before 10 a.m. Actually, don't call me after 10 a.m. either. Just text me.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

Can we just go with a birthday song? Yes, can we? Okay. One, a two, a one, two, three. This is your birthday song. It isn't very long. Kent! I don't know if it's because we haven't been with each other for five days. It was like when the words don't match up.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Well, I was also playing some weird music too.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Audio. Whenever you're watching, I don't know, like King Kong. Scott. Scott. Do you and your significant other always reference memes or videos that like the Jeff one? Every single time I see Jeff hear Jeff, me and my boyfriend go, my name is Jeff. Don't do that. Every time. It does not matter if we could be in church. And they'd be like, oh Pastor Jeff. My name is Jeff.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

No, but I I actually had a great one-liner speaking at church yesterday. Did you go?

unknown 2:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Are you kidding me? We already burned down an old church in Elmira. We were trying to keep the rest of them standing. That's the funniest joke of the morning. No, I I literally I was texting Tiffany. And there ain't many. Yeah. I was texting Tiffany about something, but I I I was dealing in the surroundings yesterday for a minute with probably In the surroundings? Like you were out in the wild. Well, no, I was at an office. And it's an office I've been at more than once, and I'm not mentioning any more than that. But probably the most miserable old crotch on the planet works there. Oh, yes. And at one point Colonoscopy. Yes, at one point, literally, I was in a conversation with someone that was trying to help me. This other person was on the phone, and they were so rude. This other person that works there. They decided to raise their voice while they were on the phone while the person was helping me so they could. I'm like, I literally looked at the person I was talking to. I go, should we wait three seconds till she's wrapped up? What did they say? Oh, I don't know. It was some, you know, it was one of these conversations though where you're you're talking, right?

SPEAKER_01 3:39

No, no, no, no. What did the person when you said that to the person who was helping out?

SPEAKER_00 3:43

We both just looked at each other because she saw my look and I'm like, maybe we should wait a second, you know, and I shot the eyeball look and she kind of gave me the half smirk. But then I get in the car and I text Tiffany and I go, Jeez, I just dealt with somebody that would make Jesus wish he stayed dead.