SPEAKER_03 0:00

Absolutely gorgeous today. You're gonna have about 70 sunshine. Actually, the rest of this week, it is really perfect temperatures. It's beautiful. I get to double flip off NISAG because I don't have to run my AC.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Um My bill was the exact same amount last I mean the exact same amount last month. And isn't that weird?

SPEAKER_03 0:18

And then they'll have an excuse if you call them and ask, you know.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

No, I'm not I'm not saying that they're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't want them to be like, actually you owe us $500, man.

SPEAKER_03 0:27

That's right. No, so it really is a gorgeous week, even into the weekend. So uh we're gonna go with that. Now I love how people I first of all I love how you guys listen to the show because I have a I I could be wrong on this, but I think people are combining two stories that you told. First of all, uh do you remember the story you said the other day where uh uh Zach had done some yard work for you? Yes. And uh you know you were grateful. I mean yes. And but then we were just talking about the whether or not it was selfish for you to eat the piece of salmon that you had, not knowing he was even thinking of staying for dinner one night. He had just appeared. There was no discussion of dinner.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

And honestly, for the most part, it's weird because I never know if he's going to eat dinner with me or not.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

And that's a lot to prep for because suddenly you'd have to move to going to buying two for everything.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Right, right. And and but a lot of times he does stay for dinner. Because of course I suggest it because um I'm a good girlfriend. Well, yeah, but until now, because now I'm uh I'm obviously a selfish pig.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

So you basically gave him the hot dogs and said I'm eating this salmon here and all that. Whatever. But I think that that that uh 1667 has combined two stories. Didn't you just say your boyfriend came over and helped you with yard work question mark? If so, then yes, offering him a hot dog while you had salmon sounds selfish. I don't think it was the same day.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

No, it was. Yeah, yeah. He I mean Oh, it was the same day.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

I mean, he does yard working. I have tried so hard to get you out of the doghouse with this. Now it yes, now it is really selfish.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

He mowed my lawn while I was in Vegas, but then he came over last night and helped with yard work too. And that's when you decided to eat the salmon and now Britain has to earn his keep in this relationship. Okay. If you're gonna stay at my house, I thought they were different days. Nope. He just is I mean, he's good at it, so let's uh keep it.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

But not good enough to get salmon.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Somebody's gotta eat the hot dog, Scott. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:21

I'm really trying to belly out of that one.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

I want to know what Zach's reaction was to you making him eat hot dogs while you ate the salmon. Well, it kind of went like this. Oh. Okay. And then later on, because we're we're very joky with each other. Oh, yeah. And later on, he was like, How is that salmon? Oh, it's fantastic. Thank you. How was that hot dog? Oh, God.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Should have been like, I'm still not full though. Nobody knew it. Uh, your mom's gonna love this. Did you know that they're making a movie about to catch a predator? Now remember, To Catch a Predator was before we had murder docs on every streaming platform, uh, literally to the to the 10 billion mark of murder docs. Yes. We sound like such a violent world.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Loved watching Chris Hansen.

SPEAKER_03 3:07

So did your mom. Well, did you know Robin? You know, that's really where it started. It yes, exactly. I know that the To Catch a Predator was mom's murder mystery. Well, in this case, it wasn't a murder mystery, it was really more of a kid toucher mystery.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Your moms were telling you children's stories while that she tugged you in a bed, and my mom's like, come here and sit on the couch and watch To Catch a Predator with mom's. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

Did you know Robert Pattinson is playing To Catch a Predator? Uh he's gonna play the host in an upcoming movie. He's no Robert Pattinson is playing Chris Hansen. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

You said the host, and I said yes, Chris Hansen.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, and it's called Primetime. In the trailer, which dropped yesterday, this is remarkable. Pattinson nails Chris Hansen's voice. Because if you if you know if you remember the show, Hansen had a very, very unique delivery. Here you go.

unknown 4:00

Got it.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Do you watch television? Well, there's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen with A-line NBC. You see how this looks. Right.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Okay, I want to give you, and let's see if I can give you his voice right here. Take a listen to this. Okay, play yours again. Okay, that was the real one.

unknown 4:27

Come on in.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Do you watch television? Well, there's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen with Day Line NBC.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Okay, stop it. See how this Okay, that's that's Robert Pattinson. Yeah. This is the real Chris Hansen.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

13-year-old girl named Bailey. But in a few minutes, 40-year-old John DuPay will find out that this hookup has no happy ending.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Hey, it's close!

SPEAKER_02 4:51

It's close.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

It's close enough. It'll sell it. It's not perfect, but it's close.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

No, it'll sell it. By the way, do you remember Chris Hansen got in all kinds of trouble back in 2019?

SPEAKER_01 5:00

What was it for? I do remember. I remember reporting on it, but I don't remember why.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

He ended up turning himself into police uh in Connecticut. He was charged with larceny uh and then arrested. Uh the arrest stemmed from bouncing nearly $13,000 worth of checks. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

And it was a Thank God it wasn't cuddling with a 13 year old kid.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

Oh, God, would that have been irony or what?

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

I'm Chris Hansen and I sound like Casey Cashum a little, but I'm gonna go to jail too.