SPEAKER_02 0:00

Oh, this is too funny. Couple days ago we had played you guys this.

SPEAKER_01 0:03

It's Scott. And then he says S K A H T. First of all. What? Never. Never in my 43 years on this earth have I ever seen that spelling. Never. And then it then it turned into we were And you're not the only Scott I know, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

No, it's the the only difference I've ever seen in my name is whether people use two T's or one.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Oh my god, if you use one T, you're as bad as the scene instead of a Sean. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

So this ties into, we just answered a question for Rebecca, who has a K and an H at the end of her name, so it's Rebecca. Well, now you guys are just texting like crazy the the the odd spelling of names.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Well, because we referenced that when we did this bit two days ago, we referenced Mike. You had said you go, oh, that's like uh Mike with a Y. And I'm like, oh my God, I have a Mike in my phone with a Y. And we're we said, Mike. So this person says, O M F G, my brother's name is Mike. And then says, and my sister is Stephanie.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

I thought it would be Stefani.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Too many F's in the middle of that, Stephanie. Oh my god, that's true.

unknown 1:21

Stefa Fafini.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Like Gwen Stefani? Yeah, Stephafa Fini. Also, also, um, I I can tell you the full story if you want me to, but somebody was questioning the integrity of my um broadcasting skills at the gym the other day. Yeah, actually, let's not tell the whole story, but it was using enough the short version. It was it gave me a good chuckle because sometimes we wonder, what do you expect from us? Like, do you are you expecting hard hitting?

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Uh yeah, because I mean we're we're not on a cable news network for a lot of reasons. No, definitely not. And when we do certain reporting of things, like we do the big three, which is multiple times during the show, that's meant to be kind of just headline stuff, but then we of course add commentary because we have to, you know, it's not meant to be like, oh, it's time for the nightly news. No, it's like I'm gonna say stuff that you're thinking.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Or at least 50% of you are.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

I would say it's like news plus. Right. Because you get a little extra spice, zhuzh, you know.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

That brought me to this. I just came across this, the best uh April 2026 news bloopers, and I thought, well, this is perfect for us.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

So here this has been a very big headache for me specifically, being that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy for tomorrow, and I can't flurch my toilets. Flersh!

SPEAKER_02 2:36

The newscasters said this? Flersh, no, they were that's when they're on the street, you know, interviewing somebody for I can't flurish my toilets.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

I thought I thought it was the newscaster that said that. I was like, whoa.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

Well, let me give you one of those. Okay. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Okay, Rick, we know thunder is gonna be cloudy. Oh my gosh. I can't believe that just happened.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

The allergies are bad.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

That's uh sneeze, right? That was a huge sneeze. So you mentioned that you're sending these socks all around the world. Yeah. Now you are a global sex seller. Socks with socks. Hello. And that's happened too on this show. Good morning. You've done that too. Should we both drink or are you gonna drink few chairs? You guys know you're on television, right? Nope, we don't care.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Yeah, right, exactly. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want hard hitting? Not here. Not here, not ever.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Before you gotta go flourish your toilet. Anything else?

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Oh, wait, I would want to hit a couple text messages.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

We had Lauren this morning, of course. Lauren's always first in John 317. Good everyone. And then they just put Friday. Friday. Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

And we were already in the mood.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Oh my god, yeah. Uh wait, wait, wait. I I never remember this person's number. 2226. Oh, yeah. 2226.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Phony Joe?

SPEAKER_01 3:58

No. Oh damn it. David.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

Dave.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Dave. Dave Big Dave. Good everyone. Happy Friday. And uh 3490, Ileana, I see you. Got 2289 in there. Lots of Friday text messages. 1336 is in here. And uh 3386, we're back. You get the point. I think we I think we got them all.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

I think we're all roll a call. All right, remember.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Roll a call, sure, boom. Remember this to set the moon for your day. This has been a very big headache for me specifically, being that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy for tomorrow and I can't flourish my tools. Wait, speaking of, yeah. Did you ever poop in the box?

SPEAKER_01 4:36

What? You were supposed to do the colon test thing. Oh, the cola guard? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

No, it came close to my underwear this morning, but