SPEAKER_01 0:00

I can't remember the last time that I said this, but I think this week is absolutely perfect. I don't see any rain in the forecast through Friday.

SPEAKER_00 0:08

Yes!

SPEAKER_01 0:09

71 today, 73 tomorrow, 79 on Wednesday, 85 on Thursday. But wait, I'm going right to Friday. How about 86? Now maybe Saturday could be a little weird, but still warm.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

There's only like a 30% though, uh, a 30% chance though on Saturday, because Friday we have Ashanti, Ashanti and Trey Songs. Perfect night for that. Because I even looked at the nighttime low.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

No, you gotta.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

It's like 60. So I think it's still comfortable. Okay, bring a hoodie. Who cares? Right? Yeah, right. And then Saturday, we are going to be at Watkins Glenn International for bike night from 5:30 to 7:30. And again, I was like, 30% chance of rain, that's nothing. We'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Yeah, totally cool. Yeah, 30% is not a guarantee whatsoever.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

No, no, no, no. I have to read you uh some names out of a yearbook. So this woman says, I was going through my daughter's yearbook, and the the names from the class of 2026 are wild. And I'm gonna start with this one. She says, first one was a student named Church. So I wow. Yes. And I So you get a tax exempt with their name. So that's funny you say that. So asked, Are you religious? No. We named our kid after the cat and pet cemetery.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

I didn't know. The one who dies and gets and comes back to life and tries to kill everybody? That's a great omen.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Wait, hold on. Let me read you, let me read you a couple other ones. Okay. Navy. Navy is the kid's name.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Well, what if he goes into the army? He's gonna be picked on his whole life or his whole career. Steel? S-T S-T-E-E-L steel. Well, now had they spelled it like the power equipment, I still half the time read that, and I can't pronounce it in my brain before I put it together because you know it's style. This is like last week with the Mike.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Wait a second. These names are so crazy. I thought actually, hold on a second. I've got next to me an Elmira Express newsletter. I want to look at some of the kids' names in here too. Okay. And see if they're as wild as this one. Um Canon. Canon! Yes, Barthy.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

That sounds like Barfy. Yeah, a little bit. Um, hold on a second. Oh, Isla, Ila's.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

And you know that's what they're gonna do to them. Because you gotta think about this when you're naming your kid, you gotta think, what's it close to? Like I've told you about it. What's the nickname gonna be? I told you that my ex-wife worked in works in the insurance business. She actually worked, this is a real 100% person. We looked her up online, worked with someone called, and her name was Sharon McCooch. You tell me that is not going to get some heat.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Wait, let me look at the Elmyra Express one because again, the names are they're just a little wild. Where was the one I just saw? It was okay. I don't know how to say this one. It is, I'll try to I'm gonna spell it. T Y. Tyrell. Tyrell.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Tyrell? Tyr. You call him Ty for sure.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Right, but I'm like, what is this name? I've never seen this name. Wait, where's the Z one that I just saw in this uh Oh oh okay, oh this one, this one, this one, this one, this one. Okay, I again I have to spell it because I think I know how to say it, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

And these aren't names from a certain culture, like coming from if you came from India or something.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

These are students who are graduating in 2026 from Elmyra Express. Okay, so I have to spell it. U-N-I-K-U-E.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Unique.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

That's what I think. That's what I think, but I'm not sure. And then wait, let me give you one more that I thought was well, there's kitty. Oh, kitty, what a cute name. Anyway, sorry, that one I got distracted.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Um you don't see many kitties nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Well, I mean, you do if you're by the S P C A.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

True. This one is I and again, I think I know how to say this. I'm not sure. So it's Z-A-K I A. Is that Zachia?

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Did you just go Zach short?

SPEAKER_01 4:13

I guess, or Z. I'm not sure. Speaking of Zach, oh my god, Allie. Oh my god. Yes. Your Zach is a burner. Oh my god. It's so bad. Oh no. I told you. It's gonna get worse. I saw something on Friday. Had to take a picture of it. I personally thought it was so uniquely cool. When you hear how I saw this, where I saw this, and why. What's the next thing you have to buy? When do you have to buy something for Zach?

SPEAKER_00 4:48

I mean, I can buy him something just as I think.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

This is this is of a special occasion.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Oh gosh. Is there a birthday? No, his birthday's not till January. Um I mean, like, I you can go with our anniversary of our first date, which was not until October. November. November.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

Do you put him a Father's Day gift because he's a father, even though I can do a Father's Day gift?

SPEAKER_00 5:10

Sure. I'll give him a fire on the Father's Day.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Y'all stay here. Saw something on Friday. When you hear where, what it was, and you see what it was, because I took a picture for you. Okay. Oh wow. Oh, geez. You thought Zach was a bird nerd? No. This is so bad.