SPEAKER_01 0:00

Thank God I'm not alone on this one. So Emily just texted. I saw the same person. I thought it was a cat. So at Lydia's school on Friday, when we were doing t-shirts for their the fun field day thing coming up. I kid you now. And I sat right next to the woman. I wish I would have had the guts to say something. I didn't always say stuff. It was, I've never in my entire life seen it, but she had a backpack on. It was a heavy-duty backpack. And inside the little window, a crocodile, a bird. Just a bird. Well-behaved bird, too. I'm like, well, that's cool.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Go to Scott and Allie's show on Instagram because I put it as a post, but I also put it as a story because it's just too good. Oh, it's so wild. To not show off to the world. Uh, one other thing. We were talking about the 2026 yearbooks and the names and the class of 2026 and these wild names that come out of the of the next generation. We're getting everything from like elderly, elderly, elderly names to I don't even know what this name is. So we have this one. Um, I knew somebody in college. Her name was Good Luck, and her last name was Charm.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Uh, this one always is my favorite and will never get old in my mind. It'll live rent-free forever. Thank you, 3660. I worked with a Michael Hunt. Oh, Michael! Yep. Yes. Secretary messed up and announced Mike and his last name once. Once. Once. Just once. Oh, let's see. Um I think that's everything that I'd uh get to with that.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

And yeah, back to the bird. She thought it was a cat that was in there, but no, it was the bird.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

But it was I'm not, this is not like a dig. I was like, that is cool. I've never seen that.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

That's commitment to a pet.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Also, today's a very big day.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:51

There's two things that happened today. Today would have been Marilyn Monroe's 100th birthday.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Oh, no kidding.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

And can I tell you, Marilyn Monroe is one of those people I have no interest in. You know how people have like the picture they put on the wall. I guess people's so beautiful. I'm like, nah, she's alright. Uh, and I just, I don't know. I was never a Marilyn Monroe person.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

Well, also, you're not into curves. Like, every single person you date is very, very just straight.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

It's true. All right, all right. You have a type when it comes to that. All right. But also, it is Morgan Freeman's 89th birthday. It's Morgan's birthday? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

And now, Morgan Freeman admires your wife's ass. Pardon me. I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help but notice your wife's ass. Oh, you must be very proud. Ever thought of putting it on display so people could worship it like an ass god? And you could charge admission and sell cracker jacks. Just a thought. My main point is your wife has a fine ass.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Only he could get away with that, too, by the way. Like if you if you said it, no way.