SPEAKER_00 0:00

Uh I got two audio messages that came in about funny names since this is all sparked now because well you've seen all these names that are graduating this year. By the way, was there a graduation yesterday at Clemens Center? I think there was.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

I don't know. I know there was a recital on Saturday night because my friend Britney's kid was there. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

Other than that, I I mean it could have been that, but I'm wondering if it was a graduation. But then I'm like, would that have been Elmira College? I don't know. I was driving by, I was on my way to Wagman's, and I'm like, huh, Sunday afternoon and the parking lot's packed over at uh the Clemens Center.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

I could see it being Elmyra College because recently I was driving through that campus and there was a bunch of like senior photos being taken. You know, people were wearing their robes. You could tell there was a professional photographer. Because what a great place to get a picture taken. That beautiful fountain there. Oh, I know, no, it's a great campus. No, I'm not sure. The buildings just overall are gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

Because I know, wait, has PA wrapped up school? Is it they're done, right? Oh, I don't know. Like, are the are the high because isn't it too soon for high school graduation for that? I don't know. I don't understand PA's schedule, and I can barely tolerate New York's schedule where they won't get out for well, I think the high school kids they have like two and a half more weeks. Okay. And then they're kind of done. But that's still not graduation yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yeah, you're a PA person. Can you just send us a text? Are you guys still in school? Are you wrapping up what day you're wrapping up? Because our Ohio schedule was about this time.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

Yeah, you you guys were closer to what the PA one was.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Whereas New York were like, hey, we'll get you out someday.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

We'll go forever. Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Um, can I read this one text from Mercedes?

SPEAKER_00 1:31

And then I'll play the audio text that came in.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Good morning. We had an exchange student named Bong.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect for up here.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

When there, when there was a phased drugstore, the manager was, oh my God. What? Richard Dingleberry. I love Richard Dingleberry. I don't care that I'm a child when it comes to this stuff. You you give me a silly name. You give me a Dick Dingleberry, and I am I'm here for it. Oh my breathe or play the you got one?

SPEAKER_02 2:05

I knew a little girl. Well, she's not little now. She's a grown woman. She was uh same age as my daughter. Her parents gave her the name Peekaboo. Because every time they went for an ultrasound, they couldn't figure out what sex she was. But when she came into the Hey, it's 2026.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

Nobody can figure out what sex anybody is. What you didn't like my joke?

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Come on! Stay with me. But I I had a friend go for an ultrasound the other day. And this sucks when this happens because they did want to know the sex. Yeah. The way the baby kept moving, it was almost they said it was like the baby was kind of like closing its legs and like dipping in. Like, you know, you'd lean forward.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

And so couldn't tell. You're going there for that reason. And they're like, come on.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Can't figure it out. Move it around. Move it around. I got one more. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

All right. So I used to be friends with a girl named Hannah But, and her dad's name was Harry Butts.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Oh, love a Harry Butts. My friend Nathan's dad is uh Harry Finkbone. And he used to teach my brother and I karate. So I'll never forget this.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Ah, yes, the Finkbone School of Karate.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

I'll never forget the memory.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

You know what actually would go better? The Bong School of Karate.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

So I'll never forget this memory this memory. He was introducing himself. And I don't know how my how old my brother was at the time, but this was the quickest thinking thing my brother ever did as a child. So he's introducing, hi, my name's Harry Finkbone, or yeah, something like that. And my brother goes, Aren't we all