SPEAKER_02 0:00

You gotta teach them young. And when I say you gotta teach them young, everything. You gotta start like at around the toddler age. And this toddler learns uh a great lesson in girl math after mom took her out to uh get some stuff, and she ended up getting a haul of uh toys. But they had to prepare before they got home, and dad asked, Well, how did you get so much stuff?

SPEAKER_00 0:20

And it well, when daddy asks about your toys, what do we say? It's so clear. Good job.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

That's awesome. You know, my friend Jessica does. What? Is that she brings them into the house and hides everything under the sink. This is terrible, but she hides it under the sink, and then whenever she wears something and it's new, her husband will say, Is that not? Oh no. No, no, it's just back in the closet. Yeah, I've had this forever. Because she goes, I know he's never gonna look under the bathroom sink. Like this man has hasn't looked under the sink for the past ten years.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

I mean now if the pipe bursts you're screwed, but the likelihood is pretty rare.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Exactly, exactly. And you can find some time while he's doing something else, you know, watching a baseball game or whatever, whatever he does, taking his nightly walks, that she can pull the shirt out of underneath the sink. Oh, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Yeah, get it all out.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Uh, I want to play this too. The woman who was attacked by wild turkeys. I know I shouldn't laugh, but I I'm just picturing it and it's funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

It happened and it was very real. I went head first and I um broke my glasses, I hit my palm of my hand, my thumb, leading the nose. They're ignoring the problem, basically. Pretty scary, shell-shocked, a little afraid to go too far.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

I have from day one says that is the trash bird of birds. Well, yeah, they're very vicious, weirdly. Right? Yeah, yeah, probably because they always feel like they're gonna be somebody's dinner.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

If you always thought you'd be like, that's what they're walking around thinking.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yes, if you thought you were gonna be somebody's dinner, wouldn't you be on the defense too? I guess so, yeah. Especially to an 83-year-old woman.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

What did she do?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

She knows how to cook a good bird.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Oh, and at 83, she is Mrs. Butterball.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Yes, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Oh, that's a good point.

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